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ER AND MECHANIC . 041 4 . :. :,"..1.b.....r::„.....,.i, ~....,iii.,,.,..,..-,,,iii.„.._-,,..7k,„ra..,r,„1..:50...._-___,7 ...i., - ?,:4 - 1•,'. - .:. -- ,i';'7. ..i,„:.:.:,....5, 1, T • • i' , l•; 44, ,- ":-,,---- f-IlLt-r.'wi`, .F-,...f O.P,- , •i -2-,"..'itq, 1,-.',•.:'"!':,-,':.:=7-4 .----- .-k, .4 1 .0' .- - ''. -...- -.- 5.' ... ,t,' 7:,,,,,ft:r-,:. - - ----- FOR FARM 111111111/ _ .4. gicuotrb to politico, Ntwo, titcraturt, Warn, '2griculture, tl)c Miffttoion of Useful deformation, Ckneral3ntelligence,'Anntoentent, &c. VOLUME VIII. NOTICE. At a Meeting of the Board of Managers of the 4'Northampton Water Company," held at the office, of the Secretary, on the 22d day of March, the following resolution was passed. Resolved.,—That the President of the Board of Managers, be authorized to call a meeting of the stockholders of the 4.Norih ampton Water Company, to be held at the house of J. W. Eslibach, on the 15th day of April next, at 1 o'clock P. M., for the pur pose of discussing the propriety of liquida ting the funded debt of the company, and the enlargement of the works by issuing of prefered stock. From the minutes, Jos. WizAvEr., President. ATTEST.- Tl'. 11. Blunter, Sect'ry. March 29. 11-3 w Northampt. Water Company. All persons using the water of the Com pany for family or other purposes, will please take notice, that the time to renew their permits is the first of April next, and it is expected that they will call upon the undersigned Treasurer and renew their per mits. Those persons who have not settled for their permits from the Ist to the 10th of April, must not complain if the water is stop ped from them after that time. The Board reserves the right where the 'Water is used by joint Hydrants, if not paid by all joined, to stop it if they see proper, xis they consider such arrangements solely advantageous to those who connect in use ing the Water, coigequently cannot interfere with arrangernerff of this kind. Notice is also given to persons who wish to use Hydrant Water for building purpo •ses, that they must. take out their permits before they commence building, and if this rule is not strictly observed the charge will 'be double for the Water. By Order of the Board. Juus J. KRAUSE, Treasurer. 11-4 w March 15 Cemetery Notice, In accordance with a resolution passed by the new Cemetery Association of Allentown Notice is hereby given, that the Books of übscription will be closed on the 7th day of April next. All persons, therefore, who wish to subscribe for lots at the present price, Must do so before that date. Subscriptions will be taken up to that time by Lewis Schmidt, Treasurer, or either of the under signed. JOSEHII WEAVER, r) • JOHN G B. S. HAGENDUCH, EDWARD 8F.61{, • CHARLES GROSS, j__ Allentown, March 29, Store Stand for Rent. The Store Stand at the 'J . ?: south-west corner of ElainiltOn 4, ••• and Sixth streets, is offered for rent. 3 ossession given on the first day of April next. It is one of the best business stands in Allentown, and the building is commodious and conveniently arranged Apply on the premises, to SOLOMON G ANG WERE. Allentown, Jan. 4, 1854. ¶-4w 20,000 Apple Trees for Sale, The Trees are all of extra size and quali ty, warranted true to the name, with a gen eral assortment of all sorts of FRUIT TREES, 4 , 4 , Grape-vines, Gooseber ries, Raspberries, Straw- _ berries, of the best selections, ripening in succession from the earliest to the latest. ALso—Ornamental Trees, Evergreens, &c., suitable for ornamenting public and private grounds. Orders sent direct to the "Fair View Nur sery," Moorestown. New Jersey, or lelt with John F. Halbach, Esq., authorized Agent in Allentown, Pa., will receive prompt atten tion. Reference.—George Butz, Philadelphia JOHN PERKINS, Proprietor. February 15, 1854. UVULtZIit. Notice is hereby given, that the under signed have taken out letters of Administra tors, in the Estate of the late. Stephen fiat lie!, Esq., dec'd. Therefore all those who are indebted to said estate be, it in Notes, Bonds, Book Debts, or otherwise in Lehigh county, shall make payment to :Harm Bai lie!, at the ' , Lehigh Furnace," in Wash ington township, and those who are indebted to said estate in Carbon county, to John Bai lie!, at EaSt Penn. Such, also who have afiy, legal claiins against said estate shall pre sent them well amhenticated to said Admin istrators within six weeks from the date hereof, . 1 AARON BALIJET, .0 , " ra. of Lehigh County. 3 JOHN BALLIET, of "6.* Carbon County. F . , . .. 11-9 a, slarch 29' A FAMILY NEWSPAPER. poetical Mepattment. Who shall judge a man from manners? Who shall know him by his dress? Paupers may be fit for princes, Princes fit for something less. Crumpled shirt and dirty jacket, May beclothe the golden ore, Of'the deepest thoughts and feelings— Satin vest could do no more. There are springs of crystal nectar Ever swelling out of stone, There are purple buds and golden, Hidden crushed and over-grown, God, who counts by souls, not dresses, Loves and prospers you and me, While he values thrones, the highest, But as pebbles in the sea Man unpraised above his fellows, Oft forgets his fellow, then ; Masters—rulers—lords—remember That your meanest hands are men ! Men by labor, men by feeling, Mcn by thought and men by fame, Claiming equal rights to sunshine In a man's ennobled name. There are loom embroidered oceans ; There are little weed-clad rills, There are little inch-high saplings, There are cedars on the hills. But God, who counts by souls not stations, Loves and prospers you and me, For techim all vain distinctions Are as pebbles in the sea. Toiling hands alone are builders Of a nation's wealth and fame; Titled laziness is pensioned, Fed and fattened on the same. By the sweat of other's foreheads, Living only to rejoice, While the poor man's outraged freedom Vainly lifteth up its voice. Ent truth and justice are eternal, Born with loveliness and light, And sunset's wrongs shall never prosper, While there is a sunny right; And Gud, whose world•heard voice is singing, lioun'dless love to you and we, Will sink oppression with its titles, As the pebbles in the sea. iUiaccltniicou' cicctioiu . Brooks, who lived in Robinson county, North Carolina, wanted to buy a trnct of land near him, and concluded to despatch one Angus McAlpin to Charleston, South Carolina, to buy it from the owner, who liv ed there. Angus started off, and in due time Brooks would take his seat and look down the road, in the hope of seeing his agent re turning. At last he appeared, and the mo ment he neared the house, Brooks accosted him— • 11 —mow —..,w "Well Mac, have you got the land The agent, in whose face was anything but sunshine, replied somewhat gruffly, that 'he might let him get down from his horse, before he put at him the question of busi ness.' 'Did you get it ?' 'Pshaw, new, Brooks, don't press upon a body in that uncivil way. It's a long sto ry, and I must have time.' Brooks still urged, and Mac still parried the question till he got into the house. 'Now, surely,' thought Brooks, 'he will tell me.' But Mac was not quite ready. 'Brooks,' said he, 'have you anything to drink ?'. To be sure I have,' said the other, and immediately had some of the best lorthcom ing. Having moistened his clay, Mac took a seat, and his employer another. Mac gave a preliminary 'ltem.' He then turned sud denly around to Brooks, looked him straight in the eyeir, and slapped him on the thigh. 'Brooks,' says he, 'was you ever in Charleston ?' 'W'hy, you know 1 never was,' replied the other. 'Well, then, Brooks,' says the agent, 'you ought to go there. The greatest place I assure you upon the face of the earth ! They've got houses on both' sides of the road, for five miles at a stretch, and d—d the horse track the whole way through ! Brooks, I ,think I met five thousand people in a minute; and not a chap would look at me. They've got houses there no wheels. Brooks, I saw one with six horses hitched to it, and a big driver, with a long whip, go ing it like a whirlwind. • 1 followed it down the road for a mile and a half. and when I stopped I looked, and what do you think there was ? Nothing in it but one little wo wan sitting up in the corner. 40 • 'Well Brooks, 1 turned back up the road, and as I was riding along; I sees a fancy looking chap with king, curly hair hanging down his back, and boots as shiny as the face of an up country nigger ! I called him into the middle of the road nod asked hint a civil question, and a civil question, you know, Brooks, calls' tor a civil answer, Souls, Not Stations Buying A Farm, ALLENTOWN, LEHIGH COUNTY, PA., APRIL 5. 1854. all over the world. 'I say, stranger, can you tell me where Col. Lamar lives ?' and what do yO r shink was the answer? Go to grass, y fool .Well, Brooks, I knocks along up and down, and about, until at last I finds out where Col. Lamar lives. 1 gets down and bangs away at the door. Presently the door was opened by as pretty fine spoken, well dressed woman, as ever you seed in your born days. Silks, silks there every day, Brooks. 'Says I, 'Mrs. Lamar, I presume, ma dam ?' '1 am Mrs. Lamar, sir.' , Well, madame, says I, have come all the way from North Carolina to see Col. Lamar—to see about buying a tract of land (nun him that's up in Our parts.' 'Then, she says, , Col. Lamar has rode out in the country, but will be hack shortly. Come in sir, and wait awhile. I've no doubt that the Col. will soon return,'—and she had a smile on that pretty fad'e of her's that reminded a body of a spring. morning. .Well, Brooks, I hitched my horse to a brass thing on the door, and walked in. .Well, When 1 got in I sees the floor all covered with the nicest looking things! ni cer than any patched worked bed-quilt you ever seed in your life Brooks. I was try ing to edge along around it, but presently 1 sees a nigger stepping right over it.— Thinks I, if that nigger can go it, I can go it too. So. sig h! over it I goes, and takes my seat right bef ore a picture, which at first 1 thought was a little man looking in at the window. Brooks, there I sot wailing and waiting for Col. Larnar„"and at last—he didn't come, but they began to bring in din ner. Thinks Ito myself, here's a scrape. But I made up my mind to tell her if she asked me to eat—to tell her with a gentle bow, that I had no occasion to eat. But Brooks, she didn't ask me to.eat—she asked me to be so good as to carve that turkey for her, and she did it with one of them lovely smiles that makes the cold streaks run down the small of a fellow's back. 'Certainly, madam,' says I, and I walk ed up to the table—there was on one side of the turkey n great big knife, and a lork with a trigger on the other side. 'lVell, I falls to work, and in the first ef fort I splashed the gravy about two yards over the whitest table cloth you ever seed in yot'r life, Brooks. IVell,l felt the steam began to gather about my eyes. But, I'm not a man to back out for trifles,. so I makes another effort, and the darned thing took flight and lit in Mrs. Lamar's lap. 'Well, you see, Brooks, then I . was taken with a blindness, and the next thing I le membered, I was upon the hatch a kicking. Well, by this.dme I began to think of navi gating. So I goes out and mounts Poseum and puts for North Carolina. Now Brooks, you don't blame me? Do you ?' A Youthful Robber Reclaimed. Many a reader whose eyo may rest on these lines and who first saw the "sweet light" in Tennessee or Kentucky, will re member the Rev. John Craig. This gentle man was of the methodist persuasion, of the original Asbury . school, and he, like most others of that denomination at the time to which we allude, was noted alike for his plainess of dress, and a strict walk and re proof of sin in what form soever it makes, its appearaace, and under any and all cir cumstances. Mr. Craig was one of the first preachers to visit the section called Middle Tennessee, now so populous and powerful, but then (ISM) a mere wilderness. Ile was an iti nerant. [1 is.circuit extended from Powell's Valley, east of the mountains, to the extreme western settlements on the Cumberland and Duck Rivers. The-settlements of which the white men were 'few and far between :' no public roads had been established—thoie distant neighborhoods were connected only by faint traces, which were but seldom trav eled. Mr. C. was exposed to many hardships. He lay down on hard beds, slept in open cabins, and shared many a scanty repast. But he was a man of energy, and his zeal never fagged nor grew weary. Ha felt the importance of his mission, and urged on by his zeal in his master's cause, and the good of souls, he waded snows and floods, braved the fury of the winds, surmounted all diffi culties, and carried the glad • tidings_of sal vation to the new settlers. • The writer was born in Middle Tennes see, and although a mere child when . he last saw Mr. Craig, his image is as fresh in his mind as the'events of yesterday. In 1830, Rev. Mr. C. came, late one even ing, to my father's, and passed the night at our house. During the evening, after fami ly prayers had been offered by him. before retiring to bed, he gave to my father, in my presence, a narrative, which was in sub stance, the following Many years before, Mr• Craig, was pas sing from East Tennessee to the Duck ri ver country. His way led him along a dim.. path through a mountain 'pass,amid. craggy rocks, near awful precipices and frightful chasms. Suddenly a young stian'spran,g from a huge .rock, , and, with a heavy rifle presented at Mr. Craig, demanded is money. Mr. C. regarded the robber with a look of discrimination, peculiar to himself, as he reined up his horse and said, !‘You man, you never robbed before. What has brought you to this V' The robber again demanded his money, threatening instant death if the other did nitt. comply. Mr. Craig, answered, “This is the first attempt. You have been better raised ! Your mot h e r—" Instantly the young man dashed down his gun and burst into tears, saying that indeed he had been taught better things. And he cried most bitterly. Mr. Craig, tied his horse to a limb, alight ed and invited the trembling youth to be seated near him on a flat rock. The young man instantly complied, when Mr. Craig, in a mild and engaging manner, asked him how he had happened to become a robber. The other told him that he had been rais ed in Virginia—Lis parents weve in easy circumstances in life, and members of the Presbyterian church—that they had educa ted him religiously, and lavished on him all the affections characteristic of parental love. About eighteen months since, he had mar ried again st their will, and with his young and *lovely wife, he had made his way into this new and unsettled country. His pa rents had Riven him no assistance, and hav ing but little on' which to commence life, and falling sick, without money, friends or credit, both he and his wife had well nigh starved. In the depths of his distress, he had, as a last alternative, resolved to make one robbery, only one, and afterwards live honestly. Mr. Craig, in the spirit of love, pointed out his error. lie told him that he should have gone to his heavenly Father, and made known his wants—that his tender mercies are:over all his works, and none that trust in Him shall eveF want. The young man was all tears—all penitence. Mr. Craig arose, went to his horse, and taking MT his saddle-bags, said—"l too am poor.. I own no foot of land—no cot tage in the wilderneSs is mine. I have but thirty-one dollars in the world, and reserv ing one dollar only, in the name of the "Giv er of all good, "1 present you with thirty dol lars. Take, take this little sum, as one sent you from Heaven, and God and his angels are witnesses that you promise amendment in future life." Mr. Craig then prayed with and for the astonished young man and took an affection ate leave. Thirty long years have elapsed. West Tennessee is a wilderness no more. The pale face had felled the forest. The red man had (iked his hunting grounds, and they were chequered off into a thousand furrowed fields. Mr. Craig was now an old man. His locks were white as wool. ills children and grand-children had grown up around ilia:, and children of his spirtual charge surrounded hini, like waving wheat heads in the harvest field. One sunny eve in Autumn, as the old preacher sat in the midst of the family group, it was told him that a gentleman was at the gate who wished to speak with him. He went out, and saw an elderly man, neatly dressed, riding a fine horse. The stranger asked for accommodations for the night. This being granted, he dismounted, and with Mr. Craig he entered the house. Little beyond the common civilities of life passed between them, until supper had been served. The elder gentleman asked Mr. Craig to show a private apartment, and and when they were alone said; '4.M r. Craig, I think that you do not know EU do not," replied Mr. Craig. "And yet I tried to rob you. lam that same poor wretch, that demanded your me ney•with, a rifle presented at your bosom, 30 years ago, among the mountains." "Is it possible?" exclaimed the other. ' , Yes," rejoined the first, I am the same. I took the money you gave me home to my poor starving wife, and told her how I ob tained it. We counted it out on a•wooden stool, and knelt down and covenanted with God and each other, to live honestly in his sight, and to .walk uprightly before Him. We have prospered. Want has long since been a stranger to us; riches have flowed in upon us, and our children and children's children have risen up around us, to call us blesse& We have years ago become mem bers of the Church of Christ. I have long and ardently desired to find you, but not knowing your name, I knew not how to make inquiry. Last Sabbath,nt the camp meeting, when you arose to preach, I at once recognized in you the man that had saved me from a felon's fate. I then learned your name, and now I have come to pay you the thirty dollars with thirty years interest.' ...Cast thy bread upon ti r: waters, and thou shalt find it after many days." Mr. Craig ridded, that the name lie had never mentiorbed 7 in connection' with these circumstances, nor would he ever. .4.13ut," ho said, have since [visited them at their own house, and found them people of respectability, and refinement and piety, and 011 C Son now occupies a high place both in Church and State. The New Carpet I "I.can hardly spare it, Jeannette, but as you haVe set your heart upon it, why, I sup pose I must." The young wife looked with rapture upon the ten shining gold pieces. "One hundred dollars," she said to her self," how rich it makes me feel ! It seems a great deal to pay fOr a carpet, but "gold's worth is . gold," the old saying is, and one good purchase is Worth a dozen poor ones. I'll buy one of the very finest Brussels." Afternoon came t the rosy, babe was laid asleep in the cradle, and the little maid re ceived a score of charges to linger by its side every moment till the darling woke up. Jeannette looked her prettiest, and, throwing a mantilla over her hanckome shoulders, was just hurrying away, when a loud ring at, the door brought out a very pettish "Oh, dear !" at the expected intrusion. "Oh, Jeannette—dear Jeannette,!" and a pale young face sank pant ing on a sofa. "We are In trouble—such dreadful trouble ! Can you help us ? Do you thick• we could borrow a hundred dollars from your husband? Couldn't you get it fur us, Jeannette You know you said I Might always rely on you when trial came, and Charles expects every moment to have his little stock of goods at tached, and he is so sickly !" "Dear, dear!" said Jeannette, her good heart suddenly contracting. "Edward told me this morning not to ask him for any more money for three months ; and she gathered her purse up tightly in her handkerchief ;" sure if—l—only could oblige you, I would; but I suspect Edward is really hard pushed. Can't you get it elsewhere ? 1 - lave •011 tried?" "Yes," answered her friend desponding y, "I've tried everywhere. Pcopk: know t tat Charles is sick, and cannot repay im : ediately. Oh! it seems to me some credi to - have such stony hearts Air. J.— s just our circumstances, yet he in sists upon that money. Oh ! it is hard ! It is s bard!" Iler pitiful voice, and the bi g tears run ning like rain down her pallid cheeks, al most unnerved Jeannette's selfishness. But the carpet—that beautiful carpet she had promised herself so long, and so often been disappointed of its possession, that she could not give up. She knew her husband's heart—and that he would urge her self-de nial—no ; she would not see him—if she did it was nil over with the carpet. "Well," said her f:iend, in a desponding voice, rising to go,"l'msorry . you can't help me ; I know you would if you could. Good morning. I hope you will never know what it is to want and suffer." [low handsome the new carpet looked, as the sun streamed in on its wreathed flowers, its colors of fawn and blue, and crimson, its soft velvet richness—and how proud felt Mrs. Jeannette at the lavish praises of her neighbors. It was a bargain, too; she, had saved ten dollars in its purchase, and bought a pair of elegant window shades. "I declare I" said her husband, " this loods like comfort ; but it spoils all my plea sure to think of Charly Somers. The poor fellow is dead." Jeannette aavq o a little sharp scream, and the flush faded from her face. "Yes, that rascally Jones ! For the pal try sum of one, hundred dollars, he attached everything in the little Shop, and Was so in sulting besides, that Charly, springing an grily up in his bed, ruptured a blood vessel, and lived scarcely nn hour afterward." "And Mary r "She has a dead child ; and her life is despaired of. Why on earth didn't they send to me. I could easily have spared the mo ney. If it had stripped me of the last cent, they should have had it. Poor fellow— poor Mary 1" "And I might have saved it-z4r/7," shriek ed Jeannette, sinking on her knees upon the rich carpet —"Oh, Edward, will God for give mu for my heartlessness ? Mary did call here, and with tears begged me to aid her—and—l hitd the whole sum in my hand—and coldly turned her away. Oh, my God ! forgive me." In the agony of grief, Jeannette would re ceive no comfort. In vain her husband strove to soothe her; she would not hear. a word in extenuation of her selfish conduct. "I shall never forget dear Mary's tears ; I shall never forget her voice ; they will haunt me to my dying day. Oh, take it away—that hateful carpet ; I purchased it with the death of my friend. flow could I be so cruel ? ..Years have.passed away since then, and Mary, with her .husband; lie under the green sod of the church-yard. Jeannette has grey hairs mixed with the bright brown of her tresses, but she lives in a home of splendor, and none know her but to bless her. There is a 'Mary, a gentle Mary im her household, dear to her as her own•sweet children—she is the orphan child of aim who have rested side by side for ten long • years. Edward is rich, but prosperity has not hardened his heart. Ills hand never tires of g iving out (Jod's bounty to (led's pour ; and Jeannette is - the gatirdian angel of the needy. The "new carpet," lon since old, NUMBER 27. is sacredly preserved as a memento of sot- . rowful but penitent hours, and many a wea ry heart owes to its silent influence the prim perity that has turned want's wilderness in to an Eden of plenty. Who are the “Know-Nothings?” The Delta (New Orleans) gives the fol lowing account of the now secret society, which appears to have originated in the city of NeW York, and to have first shown iur teeth at our last State election, but which has since extended itself through most of the cities and some of the principal villages of the Union. The Delta says, its adhe rents in that city are variously estimated at five hundred to five thousand, but probably are not far from six hundred. It proceeds z The objects of the “Know-Nothings" are two-fold—part religious, part political ; and the ends aimed at, the disfranchisement of adopted citizens, and their exclusion from office, and perpetual war upon the Catholic religion. With these cardinal principles, the qualifications for membership and broth— erhood are easily determiol. Ist. The applicant for admission to e "wigwam" must be a native born citizen, of native born parents, and not of the Catholic religion 2d. 'l:p renounce all previously entertain ed political leanings, and co•operato exclu.- I sicely with the new order. 3d. To hold neither political, civil, or reli g ious intercourse with any person who is aCatholic but to use all available means I to abolish the political and religious privil eges he may at present enjoy. 4th. That he will not vote for any. man for office who is not a native citizen of the Unit. ed States, or who may be disposed, if elect. cd, to place any foreigner or Catholic in any office of emolument or trust—the latter not being, in the opinion of "Know-Nothings," a "credible witness" in any case save where the oath is administered by his priest. The "pass-words" and "signs" for admis sion into the 'wig-warn' of the "Know 7 Noth. ings" are as follows : The applicant raps at the outer door an infinite number of times, asking at the close, in a low whispering voice, "What meets here to-day ?" (or night. as the case may be.) The interrogated immediately' replies, don't know." To which the ap plicant for admission responds, "I am one. and forthwith he is ad nitted to a second door, at which he gives four distinct raps, when the door being opened he whispers to hie at. tendant "Thirteen," and then advances in• to the body of the lodge. If disposed to leave before the adjournment of the lodge, the member leaving salutes the President then the Vice President, by first placing his right hand . on his heart, then letting it fall to his side, whispering to the Guardian as he retires "thirteen." If a member requires the assistance of a brother when mixing promiscuously with the public, he places. the right forefinger upon the left eyebrow, as if in the act of scratching, looking directly at the person whose attention he desires torte• tract, if the person be a member, he will row spend immediately by a similar sign. • If it be desired to know of a stranger weather he is of the initiated, on shaking hands with him the middle finger is placed upon the lowest joint of his finger, next to the wrist,. with a gentle pressure ; when, if he be a member, he will ask, 'Where did you get that?' to which he will rejoin,qi:lon't know and: the querist will end by replying, "L don't know either. "Nothing concerning the association is to be committed to writing or published, and the most profound silencer and secrecy are to • be observed by every "Know-Nothing" outside;, but every thing inside the Wigwam is imparted indiscrim inately to members. . Every member on ad mission swears by holding up his right hand and pledges himself to do all in his potter to put down foreign influence. and particular. ly the Catholic religion, and in no case to vote for any person for any office who is not a "native American citizen ;" and no one, with some exceptions, is eligible to member. ship unless he and both .of his parents are native born. rirCOULD'N'T HELP Ir.—A. brutal teach• cr, whipped a little boy for pressing the hand of a little girl who sat next to him at school, after which he asked the child,'why he squeezed the girl's hand t' Because, said the little fellow, "it looked so pretty I could'nt help it." PADDY'S description of a fiddle can't be beat. ' , lt was as big as a turkey, and as muckle as a goose—he turned it over on it* back, and took a crooked stick and drawed it across its belly, and 0, St. Patiick, how it ded square." rr"You are very stupid, Thomas," said a country teacher to a little boy, eight years old. "You are like a donkey, and what do they do to cure them of their stupidity;" "They feed them better and kick them leas," said the arch little urchin. tarAn Irish girl being inquiied of fel specting her mistress, who had gone to a water-cure establishment, replied that her ladyship had "gone to soak," Love ban more champs auto beauty.