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Ni p a per discontinued, until all nrrearages are paid except at the option of the proprietor. 10"Offlce in Hamilton Street, one door East of the German Reformed (Thurch,.mearly opposite the ..Friedensbote" Office. (1)13.11V.N1 %HIV laill By virtue and in pursuance of an order issued out of the Orphan's Court of the coun ty of Lehigh, there will be exposed to public sale, on Saturday the 19th day of January, 1854, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, upon the premises, a certain Messnage and Tract of Land, With the appertenances, situated in North Whitehall township, in the county of Lehigh aforesaid, bounded by lands of Conrad Roth, Samuel Roth, William Clamer, lands lute of Enoch Butz, Stephen Leh and others, con taining about sixty acres of land the im provements are • , r.. 1..• A Two Story Tavern noose, ~ 5 ; ~ . ; 4111..:: the house is 28 by 98, Shed ~... :'........:4,: Barn, Wagonhouse, Carpenter shop, Blacksmith shops, and other out build ings. on the premises, also a never failing Well of water, and about 4 acres (tithe above is ~, T ood Meadow land and about 2 acres of Woodland, and the • rest is all good ,, iarming land, the above will be sold in pieces or the whole together so as to accom modate purchasers, the land is all in good condition and in fences, • Being the real estate of David Frantz, deceased, late of the township and county aforesaid. . Terms on the day at the place of sale, and due attendance given by WILLIAM LEINI3ERGER ' Adm' ors. /AVIA FRANTZ. 14y the Court—N. METZOER, Clerk. December 21. 11-3 w Capitalists Look Here ! ! Pvicate Safe . Of a Trnct of Land, containing an incx imustible bed of • Eire Clay, situate in Upper Milford township, Lehigh county, about half a mile of Emus, on the road leading from Emaus to Trumbauers ville, and neat the proposed Railroad from Norristown to Allentown, contai ni ng 27 acres, more or less. The bed of clay is inexhaustible, and is at present mined and used at the Allentown and Catasauqua and other Furnaces ; at the Zink Furnaces at Bethlehem, and is pro nounced to be equal if not better in quality to the best obtained .in this or any other country. It is therefore deemed worthy the attention of capitalists. Thereon is also A. Good Iron Orr Bed, of the richest and best quality, and the bed ! is from 20 to 30 feet in thickness. 'Phis together • with the Fire Clay, makes the property . one of the most desiMble and money !nuking in the vicinity. • Thereon is erected a DWELLING ROUSE, flit ( part stone and part. log, barn, _ •, and other necessary out build 'an Apple Orchard, well with good Water, and a never failing stream/ilk runs through the land. OrCompetent judges assert that inter mixed with this cloy is found the best ma teriali to•Manulacture the white Porcelain ware, which makes it worthy of particular notice. Persons wishing to examine the above property, can do so by calling on the owner who resides thereon, or on the undersigned where further information may be obtained. . HENRY W IEDER, ..1 EPHRAIM WIEDER, Agents of Yttlenline Wieder. .Novertiber 23, • —tf .01111321)1Y3 VIDIIIII. lathe Orphans Court of Lc.l County. In the matter of the Account • a•Owen Miller. Administrator of Ve,ter Altille,r, deceased, late of Heidelburg township. . And now December 9, 1853; the court appoint sarnuel).KistleriEs q ., Henry Smith and.,Benjamin S. Levan, Auditors; to audit and resettle the same account and make dis iribuAon..aceording to law, and make report 0(404 proceedings to the next stated Or. phana ' Court, Ippluding all the evidence 10 4 4 glay l hre . suittnilted before them. From the Records. TESTE—N* hitTZOER, rthelatte.e , minted anditoro will meet for that Pitrposei Of their appointment, on Satin: &yid*. 28th• of I.liin tatry nett; at )& delock faatheriforernieneat the house of 'lieter krojhoiti HeOdelburg township, where all those interested can attend ff they tervproper. lanuary 9 r 1834.' . • *-3W • A FAMILY. NEWSPAPER, t3octicat Elepattinent. his tread is slow and tremulous, And his head k white with rime; And his glance has Inst the fervor It wore in the summer time. 'The purple grapes have been Ofested From the maned leaves between;, And long since has the sickle To flash in the grain been scen! Prom the shadowy dells come back, The sound of the thrasher's flail ; And the brown nuts are pattering, On the fallen leaves, like hall. Lilie a dying man with a crime, Untold in his bosom dark, The forest trees are streching out Their brunches all dead and stark ! The Indian Summer has woven A dream of ihe happy past, Yet to where lie entoinli'd his sires lle hnoas he is gliding fast ! lie knows he is old and feeble, That his voice has lost its tone, And that even the wreath of asters, From his swarthy brow has gone I Albrellancous Ocicrtions. Among the new lights which have of late broken in upon the minds of those who lead the van in the science of agriculture, there is none more interesting than that which seems to foreshow the posibtlity of producing crops without manure. To Make dame Na ture yield up her bounties with but little ar tificial assistance has long been among the dreams of philosophers ; arid now we have indications, that the dreams are to give place to realities. NU result could be more oppor tune, if, as some political economists assert, agriculture liflotds far greater means and re sources fur the well-being of a population than trade, especially when made use of in reformatory purposes. The (act, they say, would have been demonstrated long ago if agriculture had only had fair play. N .- Veil it has now got fair play, and is finding en ergy for improvements and experiments, which arc gradually leading to a solution of great questions, and to results very different from those imagined by theorists. Let us take a brief survey of the investigations ; it is something more than mere dry reading: Everybody knows that there arc fifty five of fifty-six elements which make up the min eral world, and only four of which are con cerned in the vegetable world—namely, hy drogen, oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen or oz ote.-11 we know precisely when, where, and hew plants obtain their supply of these elements, our theory of agriculture would remain only the pleasure and profit of redu cing it to practice. But •we are as yet on the threshold only of trig' required knowl edge. What we do know from recent ex periments is, that plants do absorb azote, and largely, from the atmosphere. Priestly said so many years ago : his conclusions, howev er, were disputed and rejected. As it hap pens, the, productions which yield food to man and fodder to cattle most abundantly are those which mine more especially under con sideration. Farmers alternate root crops with grain crops, with a view to prevent ex haustion ; but this exhaustion as kite experi ence demonstrates: is best prevented by of fering all possible facilities for a free and full supply of nitrogen, and from the atmosphere rather than from other sources. Water arid air, indeed, play a more important part in agriculture than many who till the soil by' mere routine would be willing to believe..-- NI. Baudrimont, professor of chemistry at the Faculty of Sciences at Bordeaux, has, just published a work "On the Existence of interstitial Currents in Arable Sail, and the Influence which they caters orrAgriculture," in which, after a long:study of subject, he.states , that there is a. natural process at work by which liquid currents -rise to the: surface from a certain. depth inithe , groundi and thus bring up materials that help either to maintain, its fertility or to modify its char acter. Many phenomena of agriculture and of vegetation have at different times, been observed, which hitherto inexplicable, are readily explained on this theory. , S.uch.for exanipleithe improvements which take place in fellows and there is reason to believe that these currents materially influence the rotation Of crops. In Ger Matty, Schleiden is nttiattingptich. attention by his masterly views onethe phe nomena: of vegetation: and it . will surprise many to here that he admits' of ncisrelariort between the fertility of a soil and' themitan.:' tity of fertiliting Matters expended upon :it: ""The goodness of the - he say* pends upon its inorganic conatituenth so far at least as they are soluble in 'water, or The Dying Year. And that ere the Christmas carol . Has fully died on his ear, Old Janvitr from the icy north Will lead out the new• born year! Revolution in Agrienituree cl)anio AIIVNTOWN, LEHIGH CO through continued action of carbonic acia ; and the more abundant and various these solutions, the more fruitful is the ground." Arguing from this view, it is not richness of soil or humus that produces the multiplied varieties of Alpine plants in Germany, or the absence of it that produces but few. "Sc luble mineral constituents" are shown to be the characteristic of our cultivated fields, and "an agricultural plant" is defined as one "distinguished from wild individuals of the same species by peculiar qualities which constitute its fitness for culture, and which depend upon a modification of chemical ac tion." The amazing yield of Indian corn in . Mexico—from 200 to 600 fold—is some thing which, with all our skill, we cannot accomplish, and is a fact in favor of the ar gument, "that in no case do the organic sub stance; contained in the ground perform any direct part in the nutrition of plants." The annual destruction of, organic matter all over the earth is estimated at 145 billions of pounds, equal to 2.1 billions of cubic feet ; and if all vegetation depends on organic mat ter for nutrition, 'to satisfy this consumptiOn "ther !Inlet have been, 5,000 years back, ten feet deep of pure organic substance on its surface." A notherillostration is furnished by taking-the number of cattle and other ani- I limits in France in a given year, (1844.) and ' observing the amount of food they consume. I The process of nutrition would require 76,- 780,000,000 pounds of organic matter—six times more than the whole number contribu• ted of organic matter towards reproduction ; lond in 100 hundred years "the whole organ ic material of the country would be consu med." Again : look nt a farm. [low much more is carried oil from it than is given back again : generally the amount of its yield is three times greater than that of the organic [natter it receives ; while of the manure ap plied the greater part is not taken up, but i m p e rceptibly decomposed. Carbon in the most impel - 40m of the. constituents of plants; an acre of sugar plantation produces 7,500 Founds of caries, of which 1,200 pounds are carbon ; and yet sugar plantations are -rarely tnanured, and then only with the ashes of the btirnt canes. \V jilt bananas the result is still more striking : the yield is 98,000 pounds of trait in a year from a single acre and of this 17,000 pounds—more than a fifth —is carbon ; and the same acre will give the saute return year after year for twenty or. thirty years ; and the ground at the end of that time will be richer than at the com mencement, from nothing more than the de• cay of the large leaves of the plant. Here in Europe, too, the difference in weight and in carbon between the seed and the produce has often been noted—in w heat, 89 per cent.; in red clover, 158 per cent.: and in peas, 361 per cent. These facts afford evidence of a supply of carbon derived from other sources than those commonly supposed to exist; and while wit know that seeds will germinate, and become vigorous plants in pure quartzose sand, or in cotton wool. or on • a board, we seem to have proof that the chief source of supply is the nunosphetee This is an interesting point, which further tc search will verify : Schleiden shows the pro cess to be eminently simple. Ile says in his work, of which a translation has been published by the Ilortitultural Society :"Ac eordine to Link, Schwartz, and others, an acre of water-meadows produces 4.400 pounds of hay, which when dry, contains 45.8 per cent. of carbon. The hay then 'Yields 2,000 pounds of carbon, to which 1,- 000 pounds may be added for the portion•of the year in 'which the grass is not cut, and the roots. To produce these :3,000 pounds of carbon, 10,980 pounds of carbonic acid are requisite, which may be raised to 12,000 pounds, to compensate, for the nigltily ex piration. Now, Sehubler has shown that an acre of so wretched a grass as poa amnia exhales . in 120 days (too low a computation) of active vegetation 6,000,000 pounds of wa ter. To supply the exigencies of the plants therefore, it is only necessary for . the meadow to imbibe :31 grains of carbonic acid with every pound of water." Mr. Lewes fins found, also, that in a plant of any one of out ordinary crops,, more than 200 grains of Meer must pass through it, for a sirraW grain of solid substance to [mermen. , P lute within -it.; HO states the evaporation from nn acre of whent during the period of its growth to be 114.800 gallons: or 73,510.000 gallons per square mile, Withiclover, it is rather more ; with peas and - barley, less.— When we apply these calculations to a coun ty or a kingdom, we are lost in. the magni tude of the processes by which nature works; but we see the more clearly that, on ; such a scale, the quantity of material supplied by the air, though minute to the individual, be- Comes vast in the aggregate. We see, more over, the necessity for understanding the re, !miens between evaporation and rate of growth, 'ne r d . thelnivs and efleets of absorption in soil's: A thousand pound of dry calcare "ous sand Will gain two pounda in weight in tWelVe hears when the hir is moist, While' pure agricultural clay will gain thirty-SeVen pounds. • `The source of nitrogen' comes next to be considered and. thie also is Seen to be itidel pendent 'of manures:" Mretipon, , it is obi served that ..otir doaieitic plants do tot tco )c Miffusi Eel NH, PA., JANUARY 11. 1854 quire a greater supply than in a state of na ture. A water-meadmir which has never received any dung yi. Ids yearly from forty to fifty pounds of nitrogen, while the best plowed land yields only about thirty-one pounds. The plants for which most dung' is used, as potatoes and turnips, are, in fact, proportionally the poorest in nitrogen."— That there is a supply independent of the soil, is further seen in the millions of hides furnished every year by the cattle of the Pampas without any diminution of produce; and in the great quantities of nitrogenous matters—hay, butter, and cheese,—carried I off from pasture lands. far more than is re turned by the animals fed thereon. Experi ments with various kinds of plants on vari ous soils have satisfactorily demonstrated that increase of nitrogen in the land and in the crops does take place quite irrespective of supilies of manure. W ith respect to ammonitt,..it appears that one thirteenth of a grain in every pound of water is sufficient for the exigencies of veg etation, and there is, perhaps, no spring wa ter in the universe which contains so littlq' '['hen, as to sulphur and phosphorus, which are also among the constituents of plants, the quantity needed in proportion to the time of vegetation is so small, that one-540,000th of a grain of sulphureted hydrogen per cubic foot diffused through the atmosphere tp a height of 3,000 feet is all that is required. The consideration that cereals would soon disappear from the north of Europe, if not cultivated, and, perhaps, from nearly the whole of this quarter of the globe, adds! weight to the arguments in favor of enlight ened attention to the inorganic constituents of plants. The point is to bring the soil in to harmony with the conditions by which growth may best be promoted. Much de pends on the nature of the soil ; the darkest colored lands are generally the highest in temperature ; hence the advantage of vege table mould ; while deep, light sands, and cloy, which turns almost to stone in dry weather, weary and vex the cultivator by their unprofitableness. It is to be remem bered, however, that soils which have the highest temperature of their own, may not be those most susceptible of receiving heat —that is, from the sun, because some lands are warmed by the springs that irrigate them. [fere we have an explanation of the pheno mena of certain soils Which are Warm in winter and cool in summer. The applica tion of humus evolves heat by the process of combustion; and sand, lime, clay, and hu mus, are the combinations needed. the clay being in a proportion of from forty to fifty per cent.; if less then ten per cent. the land will be too light and poor. The Roniante of Life Assurance. A work recently published in London gives an account of various means some times resorted to by individuals to unlawful ly obtain money from Life Assurance Com panies, by false representations concerning; the decease of the insured. The two follow ing cases are curious and interesting : As the evening of an autumnal day began to close, four men might have been seen hir ing a boat at one of the numerous stairs be low Blackfriar's bridge. Their appearance was that of the middle order, but the reck less during which characterised their air and mariner, marked them of the class which hires by others losses. By the time they had rowed some distance up the river, th e e only light that guided them was the reflec tion of the lamps which fringed it, and no sooner were they shrouded by the darkness of the night, than, without any apparent cause, the boat was upset, add the four were precipitated into the Thames. They were close to land, and while they buffeted the tide and made their Way, they helloed lusti ly for help, which; as the shore was now ringing with the noise of boats and boatmen putting off to their assistance, was soon ren dered. Of the four who had started only three landed together, and great was their outcry for their lost companion. The alarm was itnmediately given: all that skill could do to recover their friend was tried, but the night was too dark to render human aid of much avail, ft was pitiable to the bystand ers to witness the grief of those who were saved, Who,.finding 'nothing Moro could be done, were obliged to 'content themselves with . offering a reward for the body; coupled witn a promise to, return early in e; the morn .. They then ivent away, and the scene , resumed its ordinary quiet.. A few hours after this,. at the dead of night, a second boat, with the ,same men. pursued its silent and almost sialitary'cOurse up the river towards the scene of the previ ous misfortune. With them was a large, suspicious looking bniidle, which, when they had arrived at a spot suitable to their purpose, they lifted in their arms, placing their horrible burden-4er it Was the body of a dead •mar—where; from their judgment and knowledge'of the tide, the Corpeof their friend would besought. Favored by:dark ness and by night, they accomplished their 'object, again rowing rapidly doWn the stream to an obscure abode' in the neighborhood of: Greentifich. V o lteh morning began to break, -they returned rinCe More to' the place Which had witnessed • tlieW inysteriorts midnight where, with .mdch apperent anxiety,: ful 3nformation, Octural 3ntclligcnce,"inm3cmcut, &;c. IM2l:=2=l they asked for tidings of their companion. — The reply was what they expected. A bo dy had been found—it was that which they had placed on the strand—and this they at once identified as that of the friend who had been 'with them in the boat, and for whom they had off-red a reward. A coroner's jit• ry sat upon the remains, a verdict of acci dental death was recorded, and the object of the conspirators fairly nchieved. That ob ject was to defraud an insurance office of n very large amount—for the missing man had not been drowned ; the grief was only sim ulated ; and the body which had been pla ced.on the banks of the Thames had been procured to consummate the deception. Against a fraud planned with so much art, and carried out with so much skill, no official regulation could guard, and when the papers containing the report of the in quest, and the identity of the body, were for warded to the representatives oldie deceas ed, not a doubt can be entertained of its jus tice. It was true that the claimant, under his will, was his mistress ; that his execu tors were the persons who perpetrated the fraud, and were with him at the time of the accidentl but there were broad and indis putable facts to be disposed of, that the in sured man had met with a sudden and acci dental death, and this was attested by the tterdict of a jury. The money was paid, and with that portion of it which came to the deceased, he went to Patis. In that gay capital with a mistress as expensive in her habits as himself, the cash was soon spent, and so successful had been the first atte:trpt in this line, that it seemed a pity for a gen tleman thus accomplished, to abandon a mine so rich. Very shortly, therefore, after the previous fraud,an application was made from Liverpool to an office in London, to insure the lire of a gentleman for ..t:2,000. The applicant was represented as a commercial traveler, and permission was sought to ex tend the privilege of traveling in America. This insurance was effected, and when only a few months had elapsed, information was received by the company that the insured ffentlernan, while bathing in one of the great American lakes, had been drowned ; that his clothes had been left on the banks of the water where his body had been found ; and in verification of this ; all the necessary doc uments were lodged in due time. As the death and identity of the traveler seemed clearly es!ablished, the office intimated its readiness to pay the policy at the end of three months; but throe months seemed a very long period to those who felt the uncer tain tenure by which their Claims was held; so, to induce the office to pay ready money, they offered a large and unbusiness like dish count. This, together, perhaps, With some suspicions created by the manner of the ap'- plicant, placed the office on its attar& In quiries were soon instituted,and discoveries. made which induced them to proceed still further; but no sooner was it found that a close inquisition was being entered on, than the claim was abartdoned,and the claimants seen no more nt the office. ' ..About 18:10, two persons resided in the then obscdre suburbs of St. Giles, one of whom was a woman of about twenty, the other ii man whose age would hirve alloWed him to lie the woman's father. Their posi tion might be characterized by the Modern term, "Shabby genteel." They kept little company, and little was remarked of them beyond the fact, that the tnan was . tall and military looking, and the woman, though handsome, haughty and frigid. On n sad= den the latter was taken ill in the night.— The man procured assistance, and on the arrival of the leech, his. daughter Was found in agony, rind soon betame insensible; and died in his presenCe. The doctor laid his hand on her heart, shook his head, intima ting that all was over, and went his Way.— The searchers came, rind the coffin with its Contents was committed to the earth. Int mediately after, the bereaved father claimed from the underviriters a sum insured on his I daughter's life, and left the place. No great time had elapsed, when the' neighborhood of Queen Square began toff shake its head at the' rather suspicious con-1 nection which existed between one of the inmates of a house.in that locality, and a la dy who resided with them. The gentleman assumed the, title of Capinin,and the style of n macaroni,'and visited Jtartelagh with the lady, who acconipanied him everywhere.— Being apparently wealthy, he attained it certain position—was: knewn as a dabbler in the ((Judd, rind was seen occasionally at Lloyd's and Garraway-'-s, chiefly affecting the company of assurers. His house soon became the resort of the young bloods of the day, where, if they lost their money, they were repaid by a glance from the goddess of the place. It was noticetlthat the mast'ef - of the house never lost—and no'doubt his curhl rent expensei were ;Met by his gainbling gains. Soon t'ame an alarmteg interruption to these recreations. Any one • Who had possessed sufficient tisCrimination might haye recognized in the 'captain and' his ina morata the father and dadghter'of the'i3uherb' of St. Gilee The same ntocletragetly Was' again reneted. The lady Was •fitiied . with spawns at the heart,' which seeined.' to con= veihie het frame, and again thee:fan was the Agony of despair. Phyaicinns were cent NUMBER 1. for in haste.; one only arrived in time tones her die ; the rest, satisfied that life had fled. took their. fees and departed. Altera sham. funeral, the gallant captain claimed and re ceived from various urderwriters,with whom he had assured the life of the lady,'suins amounting to many thousand. A few days later a mature looking per. soilage appeared daily on the commercial walks of Liverpool, in the character of a merchant. Deep in the mysteries of corn • and cotton, a constant later - icier nt church. a subscriber to local charities, and a giver of good dinners, he soon became generally res pected. The hospitalitif sof his house were gracefully dispensed by a lady who passed as his niece, and for a time all went on smoothly. At length it became whispered abroad that his Speculatiovs we re not so sue cessful as usual, and his own admissions gave a. sanction to.the whiSper. It soon be• came advisable to borrow money on the se: curity of property belonging to his niece. To do so they must more their lives for about 42,000. This was easy enough.-- secrccy was necessary fur the sake of his credit, and under cover of this he effected at least ten daferent assurances for 42,000 each in London and else Where. Again he had the genic in his own hands--again the lady fell Suddenly ill, and died of convulsions. There was no halt in forwarding the funer.; al—;the body ley almost in state, and was visited by numerous friends who called td see the last of her. The physician certified that she had died of a complaint he could scarcely name, nod the grave receiv.; ed a coffin. The merchant retained his po sition' in Liverpool, and lore his sorrows. with dignity, scarcely alluding to the assure ance that were due, and affecting indiffq. ence when they we're named. But he had selected his victims with drill—they were safe men ; and he duly received the money: From this period he seerried to decline id healthchange of air was prescribed—and thus the desponding father, the gallant.capa tain, and the respectable merchant, got clear off with his enormous booty, chuckling air the success of his infamous scheme. NOT AFRAID OF Hops.—A big bellied fel• low named Rolf!, used to frequent a drntri shop, in. Philadelphia where a few wits and mutton headed individuals were wont to con? gregate. Old Rolf! was "death on the pale hors" on beer; he could drink equal to a London tapster or a Dutch BurgutnasteN and had often taken down his pint nt ono gulp, easy ns lolling off a log. One day; a few jockers being around, one doubted the ca.; parity of the old man to guttle a quart of beer at a draught. 'You choost pay for em,' says Rolli, Voti choost pay for ens, an' by tender den you sea if old Jake Rola' can't swnllar 4 . quart of peer without winkin.' , We'll pay for it daddy,' says one, if you'll down with it in one long guzz!e.' .Veri yell, fetch on the peer.' The beer was brought !in a large, deep brown mug. Before :pouring in'the beer, a defunct noise had been quietly inn - noted . ; the old man took the !Wig, foaming to the brim. raised it to the necessary elevation:" and clown it went. 1 • How'd it rro doddy 1' tes.:s' the!cry,ns the i old mn, with bloated visag:• and distmidedi eye, sat down the empty mug. o ~ .Ilow'd it go? 13.111! Glom! Dlit vas yen tam pig hop in de bottom. but yott thinks ,/ care a tam for dem zings.' t 7 01..1? vs UOLY.—In th, eastern, part of Delaware county, in that State, Ocre• recd• ded a man by the name novo' a justice of the pence, and very Bolsi. ble man, but by Common consent the ugliest looking individual in the whole county, , ing Icing, gaunt,' sallow, and awry, with gait like a kangaroo. One day he was bUnt. Mg,. and 'no, one of the mountain roadi meta Man on foot and alone; Who ger, gaunter, uglier, by all ruhri4.' tharitimw'l sett. ' Ike could give the "Squirt." fifty, and', , beat him. Without saying a word, raised .his gun and deliberately levelled ' the strangtir. 's sa 5h00t:,.. 4 shouted the mart in great alarm. ,• i'Strattl, ffer," I:woie • ten years,agcs, l • that if I ever met a man uglier than I Was , I'd shciiit 'him, and yon are the'first one I've ever :wen t ." The stranger, after taking:a careful survey of his rival, replied, ".Valli?'' 1 look worse than you thishoot ; I don't want to live.stfirkinger !" • - ; ' DOWN' 0:V fitu.—A dandy, not very rear markable for the acuteness of his feeling Of his wit, wishing to-banter a testy old gen, tionan, who had lately. garnished his' montlt with a complete set oi false teeth,illppantly i . ing , • 0. • • • 1, 1 Well, my good lir, I have nit.en'.:hett . r4 i ; you complain. of yotur .teeth pray,wh!P.,dq,, you expect to,be troulaled w ; il,h, : th,efeet t hp e chct, again ? hen you have, afrxtionatthelyclirt li , or alirain`fe'Ver: tv#:the , in .1 e'clitor'soin'ewhere in the, we'sqi,t,iti., becaine so 11611(4,,, from ilypendin'r'On the bitsidess'attine far 'l:irtind, 'iilt 2l d" pro6oses to sell Wadi(' lo eatite'gt.fithit4ti.' to be used as a etovelape. 3 ECM