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Elcuoteb to News, Eiterature, Poetru, eciencc, 'Agriculture, the Miffusion of ttcleful Jnformation, eencral aluticienicut, Mantas, €e4c. VOLUME 111 THE LEHIGH REGISTER, 11 published in the Borough of Allentown, Lehigh County, l'a.,every 711 u rsday AUGIISTIIS L. RVIEE, At SI 50 per annum, payable in advance, and $2 00 if not paid until the end of the year. No paper discontinued, until all arrearages are paid, except at the option of the proprietor. Anvsirrissmwers, making nut more than one square,will be inserted three times for one dollar and for every subsequent insertion twenty-five cents. Larger advertisements charged in the same proportion. Those not exceeding ten lines, will be charged seventy-five cen ts, and those mak ing six lines or less, three insertions for 50 cents. I.VVi liberal deduction will be made to those who advertise by the year. LV'Ob r iee in Hamilton Street, one door of German Reformed church, and nearly opposite the “Priedensbothe Office." New Gooils! New Gooas! Pall Arrival. Mertz & Landes, Have just returned from Philadelphia, and are now unpacking a very large stock of Fall and Winter goods, which they offer to their customers and the public in gener al at the very lowest prices. GEM T E• 11 E Your attention is patticularly invited to the well selected stock of Englixh, Frmeh, and Belgium Cloths, which we can sell cheaper than ever, from $1,•25 to 35,00. A good assortment of Nliddlesex and fancy casimeres,silk and satin vestings. AII they ask of the public is a friendly call. and an examination of their stock will, they feel confident ns to cheapness and quality,:•atisfy the most acute I tot host r. LS DIES For you we have a very large assortment of Dress-Goods, Black anode, and fancy Striped Plaid Alpaca's. 11Inhair Lustre, a very handsome article of changeable silk, Plain and Fancy Cashmeres, Mousse de Laines, Coburg Cloths, Parramettos, Alpines, &c. &c. September 27, Groceries iii'Queenstrare. Earthernware &c. of which we . always keep on hand a large and well selected stock. - MEIN Z & LANOES EV .4.1" T E.D. 1000 Bushels Puititoes for which the highest 'lnitial price will be paid in cai.4l or in exchange for goods. MERTZ & LANDES. tre/IVTEID. 1000 Cords good Hickory and Oak Wood, for which the highest market price will be allowed in trade by 111ERTZ & LANDES September 27, Philadelphia Mourning Store 5 No. 52. South 2d Street, near Chesnut, MOURNING EXCLUSIVELY ! ! Resson % Son pay exclusive attention to Mourning. Goods, and would invite the at tention of all buyers, visiting the city to an examination of their stock. As the utmost care is taken in the import ing and selection of their goods, keeping a large assortment at all seasons, offering for sale only what is good and of the proper shade of black, no deception as to make or quality, no deviation in price, and every ar ticle sold as low as can be purchased else where, those requiring mourning attire, can be satisfactorily suited, without the trouble, fatigue and loss of tune of proceeding from store to store, by visiting at once this estab lishment.• Lupin's• Bombazines, Bombazine finish, Al paccas, Plain Cashmeres, Silk Cashmeres, French Merinos, Wide Black Silks, Lup in's Mousselines, Mourning Hungari nns,MourningChintzes,Long Shawls Black "Thibet,Sack Flannel Patent English Crapes, Mourning Veils, Collars,Fleecy Silk Hose, Bajous • Gloves &c &c &c. They open daily, new black. and half mourning mate rials from low priced to the most costly.. C 7" Wholesale cash buyers will find it to their advantage to call. Philadelphia, Sept. 27, Hart's Gold Paint. An entire new niticle, used for the pur pose of gilding Signs, reguilding Looking- Glasses, writing visiting cards, &e., to be Wised with a quill pen, for writing, or a pen cil brush fol. gilding, to be burnished with a piece of smooth ivory or nnate. It will re tain its color for years in being exposed to weather, being already sized. It can he alone in n short time, and at a saving of more than one' half over the gold leargilding. The article can be had at J. B. Moser's Itpothacary Store, who is the sole Agent for R. E. HAR r, N 0.75. John Street New York, reptetntspr 27. A FAMILY NEWSPAPER. Aston - n(11w v..,Autellielleel. The French Minister Dismissed The Nation in a Rage. Old Schnstrman, The NAPOLEON of Storekeepers has declar ed war with the peaceable citizens of "Little Lehigh," and the way he adopts to have satisfaction, for the prompt discharge of M. Poussin, by "Old Zack." is, to sell them the cheapest lot of Fancy Fall and Winter Dry Goods. ever oflered for sale in Allentown. Here follows his declaration of war: Three cases of French Cloths, Black, Blue black. Olive, Brown, &c. of all prices and an unprecedented assortment. Five cases Cassimeres. French, Black. Doeskin, Blue Black M iddlesex, Fancy and Common, nt priceS to suit the times, cheap er than ever. Eight cases Smtinetts. Black, Blue and all kinds of mixed from 25 cts and upwards. Vesting, Black Satin, Fancy Satin, Silk- Velvet and Fancy Vesting of all shades and prices, and without making further env merations. I would merely state that my se• lection of Goods for gentlemans wear is hea vier and will be disposed of at the lowest profits ever ofThred in this Borough. LADIES DRESS GOODS. Silks. Chamelion, changeable, floured and plain all shades and cheaper than they Can be bought at any other place, blue-black gro de naples, gro de Rhine, and all other kinds of silks that you may think of men tioning, all new styles. A lraccas, Black warp, Blue black. Blue. Light blue, purple, brown, mode colored. figured, and satin striped and (Jain. Call and see, before you buy elsewere, I am ccl lain you may save from IS to 20 per cent. pieces English tnerinoes. received by the last European Steamer. such as Hue sI;V-blue, black, mode colored, figured and 1 plain from WI to 87 cents 20 pieces French and German merinoes.' in short, call for any color you please, and you are sure to fiml it. and about the price we will leave it to yourselves ; the stock is large and it must be sold at any price, also, 'bombazines, alpaccas, figured and plain, cloaltings &c. &c. cases pinahnrns and prints. Abou tthe colors, we have any you want, and then I am determined to sell without any profit. Shawls of every possible description front the lowest to the highest price. 10 cases bleached muslins, brown sheet ings and colored cambrics. HENRY SCIINPRMAN. ir-N 12 H hds. Porto Rico, Santa Cruz, and New Orleans Sucar. 25 Hhds. Brown, Pulverised, crushed, and Loaf Sugar. 12 [Bids. Sunnr•House, Trinadad, New Orleans Syrup Molasses. 25 Sachs Java, Laanirn, Rio coffee, all of which is sold at reduced prices by HENRY SCHNCRNIAN. T- lw 125 Whole. Half, and Quarter, barrels. No. 1,2, and :3, Nlackerel. just.recy,ived and for sale, cheaper then ever offered at this H. SCIINITIMAN. . - 20 Pieces three Ply Ingrain, Stair, En try, and Rag, Carpets, just received and for sale by HENRY SCHNURM AN. Cue Boatload Liverpool ground. salt, in bulk and in sacks., also Ashton and Dairy fine Salt, now unloading and for sale by HENRY SCIINURMAN: 20 tons American Elrimmerecl Iron on hand, which will be sold extreatnly low by HENRY SCIINCRMAN. All kinds of country Produce, such as Butter, Eggs, Lard, Bacon, Potatoes, Dried Apples, Cherries, &c.-, taken in exchange for goods, fur which the highest market price will be. paid by • HENRY SCRNURNIAN. September. 27. ¶-tf DEALER N COUNTRY PRODUCE, 11-qm-2 No. Itis North Third Street, corner of Wood Street, Iles Leen replenished by the subscriber, with an entirely fresh and well selected as sortment of every description of , Groceries including prime coffee, choice flavored Teas, genuine Wines and Liquors, Spices &c. &c. Every article is strictly good of its kind and.. will be. supplied to consumers and dealers at a small profit for cash. H. LEVIN jr (late Wm. Stoover dr, Sons, Phil.) IC7Country produce bought and taken in exchange for groceries, Siiptfuther 77, • GROCERIES M:\CKEREL •CARPETS SALT IRON. PRODUCE H. LEVIN Jr., LATE WILLIAM STOVES & SONS, A ND ALLENTOWN, LEHIGH COUNTY, PA., OCTOBER 4,_1819. ECKERT& Co's, kiketalX 9 TOBACCO, SNUFF & SEGARI Jiang' factory, • Third door below the German Reformed Church, south side of Hamilton street In Allentown. M'Storekeepers, Pedlars and others, are hereby informed, that they keep constantly on hand ri large assortment of the above ar- Aicks, and can be accommodated at the short est notice, and upon the most reasonable terms, Wholesale or Retail Aug. 2 1L 1 ,A1011,2,w LOOK HERE!! The undersigned has just received a larrze and splendid assortment of PERFUMERY, to which he most respectfully calls the.at tention of the fashionable public—his vurie• ty consists in part ol• the following aitielcs to wit : bw's Parisian Carling Paid, ,10/t ., Hailers flair• Restorative, I'untadr, Irhil o.sorur aml Macrasser Oil, a.t-ntar r•ow, G ry .1/rd kaki!, Sand, Palmyrioe, Howl's ('omic and other Soaps, Ex tract of Cologne, It ri Russian Cosmetic. Patch ony, Rose, .Ifusk .S'erl Beads, Rin!rs, Tassels, DreAsing,- Side, and Back Conths, Pou•;ltr, Hair and Tooth Brushe s. ALSO.-4.lurge variety of other articles, to numerous too mention, all of which will be sold at the most reduced prices. ['Please cull and see Sept. .20 Zi.l4)Qaw ,,, z, Notice is hereby given, that the under signed have taken out letters of Administra tion; of the estate of .....clurjAr,dec'd., late of SalShurg township, LelO4ll coo:: v . Therefore all those who are indebted to said estate, will see the necessity of settling their accounts within six weeks from the date hereof, and such who may have any de mands against said estate, will p're'sent their claims well authenticated within.the above specified time. HENRY SCHAFFERI .idut . ors DANIEL RirrEß, Sept. 6 yircottotgo 1 1 2 The Court of Common Pleas of Lehigh county, (sitting as a Court of Equity) having appojuted the undersigned a Receiver. lor the late lirm of %Vaguer & Huber, of the Bur ough of Allentown. All I.ersons whopre in debted to the said firm, are therefore requir ed to make payment to the subscriber, his agent or attorneypand to any one else—and also all persons having, in their posesSion property belonging to said firm, arc refines ied delivei the same to the said subscri ber. Those having claims are requested to exhibit them at an early day. H. C. LONGNECKER, Receiver. Allentown Aug, 23. 11-6 w Daguerreotype Likenesses, C. L. LOCUMAN, returns his sincere thanks for the'very liberal patronagelte re ceived in this beautiful art, and would an nounce to his numerous friends and public generally, that he has lately received a new Apparatus and is now enabled to take larg er pictures than heretofore, and in the most elegant manner. He will assure the Ladies should weariblack or dark figured, and avoid pink or light blue dresses. For children, figured or plaid dresses. For Gentlemen, Dark vests and coat. His rooms will be found in the house for merly occupied by Mr. Lewis Schmidt as Drug Store July 12. NEW. MACKEREL. 50 whole half and quarter, No. 1, 2 and 3 Mackerel, just arrived and for sale cheap at the New York Store. KERN & SAMSON. Aug. 30. Brandreth and Wrights Pills. Country merchants and others, are here by notified, that • the fur famous Pills of Doctors William A. 'Wright, and Benjamin Brandreth, are constantly kept for stile at the. office of the "Lehigh Register" by the Dozen boxes, at Wholesale prices. • April 17 ¶-4w JOB PRIMTIMG, ' Neatly executed at the "Register" Office. R-em 43 QM C. 1. DEPEW W T-6 W LADIES, Poctical Mcpaitmcnt. (From the Dui& Sun) My Husband—A Queer Follow My husband is such a queer fellow, lie's frumpish and cross all the while ; Anil as li r his manners and beauty, They have a sad luck in their style. In walking he looks like a (bulky, In sitting he looks like a frog; And lying he really would scare von, He looks so much like a great dog, Ile fritters and frets in the morning, At dinner he's peevish and glum ; ' And when at the club he's been thinking, Ilis nose at night looks like a plum.- His monstach is white and much plthry, I'm stile it's the co:or of rice; I've tried 'all I know how to mam•e him, But hang it, he wont keep it nice. \V1 1 4.1, a,1:t.(1 to attcod a re tin:on, Iles sore to he gatnltlitu , along: ashed to sing the last ballad, grutry, and says; —such a sung !" To go to the play is a mider, Ile says the pieces arc lit— Arid he calls the opera.ecrerchiitg -0 , ladies! %dial you of that 'When I :it to try the piano, Mire to Le wanting flue then, Or trying , a .itch at Loy crocliet— h's always dm way wuh ihe men— If I wi , ll him 1,1 take me an airing. The I riii;4e i. broken or lent— :4,l,h ate hardly worth having, Tiv•tr curuoilis 1,,,t worth a cent illic_iceilancouci Eiclection9. now To Cci I Wife Many are the methods which persons am bitious.of committing matrimony adopt to secure a I.:miler. 6oine conquer by the power of gold, some by the force of intellect, some captivate the lair sex by their beauty and accomplishments, and others succeed by stratagem and Uletting a wife is a very serious business, and one which some times requires the excercise of no littlejudge went and discretion, particularly when the chesen one !tappet's to prefer some other suitor. '1 he adage that ••faint heart never won fair lady," is generally true, and we were forcibly snuck with its application to a case which occurred not lung since within I our own Ictww•leilge. Passing down Camp street the other• day, we met a friend who had just returned from the North. Alter the usual civiltics, he informed us that du : ring his absence, he had imitated the exam pie ul Betiedict, by taking to himself a bet- I ter half. What! married," said we. "Why, how in the world did that happen to you, 1 who had vowed that "love should Liao:dorm I you into an oyster," before you would bill)- ! suit to its power. -Even so," replied he. "But listen, and I will relate the circumstances of the case. You Lwow when 1 left here last spring, a bachelor, little expecting that the summer would bring me a change of condition. Al ter rambling about the country tOr some tone, rusticating at liarrodshurg, hunting iii and gazing unit wooder In :Niagara, I found mysellone day at the United States Ilutel, at Saratoga. I had been there a few days, drinking - tne Mineral waters, sailing on the lake, waltz ing and throng with tile belles, and play* bun:Aids ati the gentlemen, when - olio even ing the company, at the United States was thrown into commotion by the arrival of ae heiress iruin Boston. 11'110 she was l k tivw not : but suffice to say, that a single glance captivated ow. I never did believe, i leVe lit !fist sight till that but then I was decidedly enamored ; tit filet, over head and ears in love. I strove to re sist the passion, but it was nu ;so l thought the best way was to yield to its in fluence with a guru grace. and cinisequentlj' 1 determined to marry the heiress. lint toe next puestion was, how to gain the .object of oly wishes. True, I bud been intruauc ed to her, and I always flattered myself that I was rather good Jointing, aad had a tolera bly insinuating address, but 1 had a rival, and worse than that, a favored use. lanade use of all the means that I - thought could make an impression on the female heart. I flattered—but it would'nt do. It only made my rival look on me with a jealous eye: and, seemingly. it had tio ellieton the lady. For sometime 1. was lit desi air. What to du, I knew not; but 1 was Satisfied there was no time to be lust, and that if the victory was to be gained, it must be won soon. Direct at tacks having failed. I resolved to bring strategy to my aid. The lady was remark ably accomplished; and, in• fact, enjoyed the reputation of being something of a blue stuchilig, while her layered admirer, 1 was coot meta, Was Culisitit rat.iy more elan Ado nis than all A pullu. I shaped my plans ac t:6l(ll'oy. rout having been cold and distant wwaids huh 1 Suddenly became his most attached friend, and in a short time he made me the recipient of his confidence, even rallying me several times or. my pre- ¶ °,--m vious attentions towards the lady in goes- la slight knowledge of these led to a desire Lion. I soon discovered that although het of farther inforinadon ; until at last I was ail was anxious for an immediate union, she ' adept at a variety of games, able to teach was averse to it, and was desirous to delay 'others, and was a favorite partner wherever the afinir for some time. One day he inform- I I went. I became exceedingly fond of cards NI me that he had been unsuccessful in en- and as they were introduced into every so.; deavorin7 to persuade his inamorata to fix i cial circle where I was admitted, my fond the clay.'' "What shall I ?" said he .ness ripened into passion, 'which clings to know she is a great coquette, and if I dont me even in this hour", et her now I never shall. And there's her i No better illustration of the dangers of hundred thousand, ton, I should'nt like to social card playing can be given, than my lose tlait.""Well, my friend," replied 1. "1 own history. In the parlors of respectable would advise you to address some poetry I families I acquired a taste for play, which to her : tak . e my word for it, that will bring finally grew into an all absorbing lloassimi. her to terms." "But, my clear fellow. 1 Der- kncwing no bounds, and hurrying me down et- made a rhyme in my life, I would'nt at- the road to ruin, where all is misery, des tempt such a thin.. ; but perhaps you me a lation and death ! poet—have you ever written any ? I But my case is not n solitary one; thou- Oh ! volumes ol it ; some of my pieces sands of gamblers have been made the same " were c way ; and tens of thousands have fallen be teeing reo pi e ina d•into Blackwood with very flat- ks ; I think of publi hine . a vol- fore this terrible vice, in consequence of a I. r s taste for play being formed in the family cir ume soon." "By Jove! do von ? Well, tell you what we'll do ; you shall compose some po etry and send it to her as it it came from me " To this, of course. I immediately consen ted. and accorditudy composed the follow ing. which I headed -Impromptu." "Phis 1 enclosed to the lady in a sltitet of highly scented embossed note raper. lied are your lips, hut redder not than those 13rie,ht cheeks that rival the redness of the rose; Deep is the color of the violet blue, But bluer 'fis not than thy bright eye's hue. Maid of Boston crc we part, Give oh ! give me back my heart, Let me not forever sigh Lest for thee I soon may die. Th, note containing this be-anti in C.nn pc sition, I directt-d a servant to take it into the parlor that evening. and deliver open to' one of the ladies present. At the proper I (lute, sure etiough, when a number of ladies and gentlemen had assembled in the saloon, I in came the servant bearing the note, which I he presented to a lady. but lint the one for whom my friend had intended it. "What is he doing ?" whispered he to me : "he sure- t ly mal(es a mistake." "That is true." said I, "but it cannot be helped now." In the mean time the astonished lady perused the delectable epistle., and suddenly lamrhieg out right, she declared it could not be meant I for her. ."What is it ?" what is it'" cried every one—"do let us hear it !" She accor thmtly lead aloud the tine's had composed for my unfortunate friend, and afterwards. looking at the surerscription, said. "It is ad dressed to Miss "To !" exclaimed 'that lady—"lmpossible ! Who would address such stuff to trio! She took the note, and examining - it, found that she was in reality its object. and perceiving the sig,ttature to be that of her admirer, and my Irival, she directed towards him a scornful glance, and immediately left the room." "Well, what was the result f' inquired we. "The result? Why she rejected him and acceptedme. Ile vowed vengeance, but never carried his threats into execution —and thus I became a married man"— How To Make Gamblers. The following short Eistory of the school ing of Green, the gnat gambler, written by himself, ought to be a warning to others, Although 1 belong . to the despiser! frater nity called gamblers, I have always made it it tale to advise young wpm to shun the gam bling table, that they might avoid the rock upon which 1 split ; and 1 will now olli!r, through your paper, some suggestion to the heads id families on the subject of social card playing. . 1 was at least twenty years of age, and had lived sonic months in New York, before I even knew the Mimes of the ordmililry playing curds ; but the importance of a thor ough t.•ductition in the science of games was soon inivie apprent to we, and 11l a quarter whence 1 least expected it,. Boarding in Broadway, 1 gramiany lormed au acquain tance what a !loather of Isignry itsputaable families. By one pat Lliebv 1 was invited to attend a social party.— heads of this I lanuly It knew to lie members ol an Evangel ical church, mid you wilt readily judge of my sin prise, when 1 made my entree into the pallor, to behold niost ul the company, together with my pious iriends deeply en gaged at play !---not the plays of innocence, but the plays of depraved gamblers. The father of the faintly was engaged ut chess, while his wife presided ut a card table ; their children were among •the whit 'play ers, and others put the cum, ally were engae ed at backgauhnon,dommoes and chequers ! The wine circulated freely ; arid alt seem ed happy but mySelf,.who in such a party was at barbayiati. I could du nothing but look on and confess my ignurance or occa sionally engage in conversation .with some old Jady, wmlst .!The young and gay, Were all engaged at play." 'lt is needless to may, that I spent a very unhappy evening; and that 1 resolved to acquire ut once tut education so necessary to tae maintenances of a respectable stand ing in good society.! I was not Jong there fore, in mastering the mysteries of MO, Lau), Jack and the Game, and of whiot,aod NUMBER 52. The Old American Flag The American standard is thus describ; ed. Tlfe colors of the American flag have a snake with thirteen rattles, the fourteenth budding. described in the attitude of going to strike, with this tnotto.L--"Don't tread on me.' It is a rule in heraldry, that the wor thy properties of the anklet! in the crest bone shall be considered, and the base ones cannot be intended. The ancients account ed a snake, or a serpent, an emblem of wis dom, and, in certain attitudes, of endless du ration. The rattle-snake is properly a rep .reseritative of America, as this serpent is found in no other part of the world. The eve of this creature excels in brightness that of any other animal. She has no eye , lid ; and is,therefore an emblem of vigilance. She never begins an attack and never sur renders. She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. When in jured, she never wounds till she gives no tice to her enemies of their danger. No other of her kind shows such goner ' ()shy. When undisturbed and in peace, she does not appear to be furnished with weapons of any kind. They are latent in the roof of her mouth, and even when exten ded for her defence, appear to those who are unacquainted with her to be weak and contemptible, yet her wounds, however small, are decisive and fatal She is solita ry. and associates With her kind only when it is necessary for her preservation. Her poison is at once the means of digesting her food, and certain destruction to her enemies. The power of fascination attributed to her by a generous construction resembles Amer- ica. Those who look steadily on her are delighted and involuntarily advance towards her. She is frequently found with thirteen rattles, and they increase yearly. She is beautiful in youth, and her beauty increas es With her age ; her tougue is blue and forked as lightning.— Filial Affection A dutiful and obedient daw , hter aIWaYS makes a devoted and faithful ;rife. Let no man, as he values his own happiness mar ry a woman of an unfilial nature. In spite of the guile of lago, there was much wis dom in his remark to Othelfo, when exci ting the Alcor to suspicion of Desdemones integrity : "She has deceived her father, and may thee." There is no trait of endear ment more pleasant than the confiding ten derness of a young maiden, in-the care and vioilenee of her mother. If she be an only child, the pleasure with Which we contem-• plate her silent and cheerful acquiescence in every maternal dictate, is greatly cultanc4 ed. When the sentiment of • love is first awakened in the heart of such a one, it seems rather to deepen than to divert the stream of her filial affection. No man should be . so selfish, or so unwise as to desire the les sonino• of the pure and holy obedience: which is the best assurance of his own eau ring felicity. Happy is he who has won for himself the fond love of a young crea ture whose life has been•guarded by a moth -1 ers prayers, and into whose .spirit the gen tle influences of a mother's mind have de seended. like the dews into the petals of a flower which might else have faded in the 1 morning oflife. rirA Hoosier paper thus humorously enumerates polished, phrases which have superseded ancient vulgarisms. A lady steps into a store and inquires for 'hos.o-tight eners.' garters used to be the word, Caper snoct.:l3 called 'Elisler impudence,' and 'sweet pOtatoes,' dulcet murphies: Rais ing the old tiarry,' or the Old Nick,' is more politely expressed by 'elevating the ancient Henry,' or 'exalting the venerable.Nipho las. Time to give tip:—An excellent old lady, in describing a fearful event of her life, when she was run away with in a two horse vehi cle, wound up with saying thnt she Glint the firmest reliance in Providence until the breeching broke, and then she gave up I". rf - Do you bee any thing rediculous about this wig ?' said a young gentleman to Cur ran.—. Nothing; said Curran, .brit the head init. D