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AIItETI.TIO:3II;NTR, making not more than one . square, will be inserted three times for one dollar and for every subiequent insertion twenty-five cents. Later advertisement's charged in the same , proportion. Those not exceeding ten lines, will be chargecigeventy:five cents, and those mak ing six lines or less, three insertions for 50 cents. 'A liberal deduction will be made to those who advertise be the year. • Office in liamillon Street, next door to .S'lcm's Hole!, (formerly ' ) opposite ,S'ehmerman's . Store. INDENINITI THE FRANKLIN FIRE INSURANCE COMPINV of Philadelphia. OFFICE, No. 1633 CHESNUT STREET, near Fifth street. Directors: C hat les N. flancker, .Geo.W.Richards, Thomas Hart, 'A ord . 1). Lewis, Tobias Warrner, Adoip. E Boric, Samuel Grant, David S. Brown, Jacob R. Smith, Morris Patterson. CONTINUE to make Insurance, permanent and limited, On every description of property, to town and country, at rates as low• as are consis tent with security. The Qompany have reserved a lame Comm. gent Fund, which with their Capital and Pretni• urns, safely invested, afford ample protection to the assured. • The assets of the company, on January Ist, 1848, ac published agreeably to an Act of As sembly, were as follows, viz Mortgages, Real Estate, Temporary Loans, Stocks, Cash, &c., Since their incorporation, a period of eighteen rears, they have -paid upwards of One million, Iwo hundred ihuustuul dullur., losses by fire, there by affording evidence of the advantages of insu rance, as well as the ability and disposition to meet with promptness, all liabilities. CHARLES N. BANCKER, President. - CHARLES.G. I3ANCKER, Sec'y. The Subscribers are the appointed Agents of the, above mentioned Institution, and are now prepared to make insurances on every descrip tion of property, at the lowest rates. AUGUSTUS L. RUM, Allentown C. F. BLECK, Bethlehem Allentown, June 13, 1848 env Millener & Dressmaker n Coopershurg. Miss Susan SchaWer, Takes pleasure to inform her old custom- ' ers, and the public in general, that she still continues the Milliner and Manilla-making business in all its various branches, in the • village of Coopersburg, Lehigh county. She has lately returned from Philadelphia, with a beautiful' assortment of •the newest and S 0 most fashionable style of P , , LADIES BONNETS, • xi:k such as Silk, Silk Velvet, , c , • Satin, Plush, &c., of all col . k.l ors , styles and prices, a large • • i variety of Ribbons, French .and Anterican Artificials, Caps of all kinds, comprising mourning and others, made in the neatest style, allot *hie will be dispos ed of at the very lowest term . Cloaks, Dresses, and*); »alias, 'will be ma& in- the latest fashi nable styles arid in the neatest and most expt itous man . mer. She has also made arran ernents to receive the monthly Fashions fr n r Phila delphia, both in the Dress-makin as well asNillinery branch of the business. ' Repairing and shaping of old bonnets and dresses will be done at the shortest notice; and in the most fashionable style. Miss Scharer returns her sincere thanks 'forthe liberal patronage* heretofore extended to her and trusts her moderate charges will gain her many new customers, and a con tinuance of•the old ones. Dec. 21. (DV)1(0A o ls hereby given, that the undersigned ha§ beefr appointed Executor, of the Estate of George hick, -deed.. late of Upper Milford township, Lehigh county. Therefore all peiscuts who.ere inAbted to said estate, will please to make settleement,between now and the first day of March nett, and also all per sons claims against said estate, will please to present them within said specified time.. FREDERICK SIGMCND, Executor. - • Residing at Sally Ann Furnace, Becks county Jan." 18 ' ATTORNEY . AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, May be. eenaulted duritig Court week, 1161 a few daYs before,at the. house of David I.onkeeper,-..i n. Allentown. ~tigitst 5. Franklin Fire Insurance Com any of Philadel hia. Statement of the Asselb of the Company, on January Ist, 1849, published in conform ity, with the provisions of the sixth .section of the Act of Assembly of April sth, 1849. MORTGAGES. • Being first Mortg,ages well secured on real estate. I ree of ground rent, and are all in the city and county of Philade!phia,except $49.430 in Buck S, Montgomery, Schuylkill & Alleghativ counties, Pennsylvania, also $7,500 in Ohio, amply sucur ed by real estate in Phhadelphia,;.l,ol7,43B 41 REAL ESTATE. Purchased at Sherin sales, undo mortgage claiins, viz: Eitht houses and lot, 70 by 150 on the south west corner of chest nut & Schuylkill Sixth streets. A hovse and lot, :33 :3 by 100 feet, No. -167 Chestnut :street, A house and lot, 27 by 81 feet, on the north side of Spruce street west of eltventh street, A house .and lot. '2l 7 by MO feet. on west side of Penn square, south of High street, Two houses and lots, each 18 by 80 feet, on south side of Spruce street near Schuylkill seventh street, Five houses and lots, each 17 9 by 90 feet, N05..131, 133, 135, 137; and 139, Dillwyn street, Three houses and 10t,'49 by 54 ft. on east side of Schuylkill six.h street. south of Pine street. Four houses and . lot, 46 11 by 80 feet, on east side of *fluid street, above Catharine street. A.house and lot, 18 by 106 feet, on south side of Filbert street, west o. Schuylkill seventh street. A lot of L7round 17 by 57 feet.on the north Minter of Schuylkill Front and Spruce streets. Hold and lot, 50 by 81 feet, on the south east corner of Chestnut and Beach streets. Five house , and lot. 42 by 86 feet, on the north side of George street, 1. west of Ashton street. Seven houses and lot.s, 26 by 117 frit. on the east side of Reach St. south of Chestnut street. A house and lot, IS' by SO fret. No. 96. Fitzwater street, cast of Ninth streets. 4990.558 1118.351; 90 125,450 o 0 51.513 25 46,158 S 7 51:220,097 67 LOANS. Temporary I.oans on collateral se curities, amply secured, STOCIiS. g,OOO . United States 5 per cent. (interest on) $lO.OOO Alms' House Loan, 5 per vent. (in let est on) '2OO sham; Bank of Kentucky. 17 do. North. Bank of Ken. 100 do. Union Ilk. of Tenn. 13 do. Insurance company ;15 CCM of state of Penn; ct. 200 do. Southwark Railroad F:t Company. 37 do• Commercial & Rail G goad Bk. of Vicks- burg. 91 do. Franklin Fire Insur..., once Company. 6 do. Mercantile Library Company. 5 do. Union Canal Comp. 90 do. North Atneric. Coal Company. 5500 North A inerican Coal loan. Cash.on hand, - srvel 9' Cash in hands of Agents,. lit-rfol9 5 Note's and Bills receivable, Unsettled Policies, , - Merchandise, - • Total. - - $1,328,492 71 By Order if Me Board. CHARLES N. BANCKER, President. ATTEST, The Partnership of the late, firm of SEI: FRID(iE & having been dissolved, notice is hereby given to all persons indebt ed to said firm, either by note, book account '-or otherwise, to make payment to the under signed, surviving partner of said firm, (who is the only perion authorized to settle the ac- counts) between now and the first of March next, ns all notes, accounts, &c. remaining unpaid after that time, wilt be placed in the hands of a magistrate for collection. All persons having claims against said firm will prestpt thein to the undersigned lor settle ment, in the above specified time. -`~m The subscriber is always to be found at his residence a few doors below stettler and George's Confectionary esteiblishinent. THOMAS B. WILSON. 111--6 w January 11. • • Gum Shoes, Gum Shoes Just received a very large assortment of Lddice, Gentlemen and Children? . Gum Shoes, at prices frem 50 cents to $1,37, for sale at the :store of LOCHMAN & BROTHER. ¶-1w January 11. Just received a splendid lot of Candlebra, Lard, Canaphine and Fluid Lamps, which will be sold cheap by • - LOCHNIAIs.:I 61.1. I:3ROTHEq. • January 11. S 1 -' CIIARLbs G.. BANCIiER, &err/aril January 25. iltbtelCOTM •••• Lamps, Lamps, Lamps. REMO P.IL. Lumber Merchant In Allentown. Respectfully informs his friends and the public in general, that he has lately remov ed his Lumber-Yard to the south side of Hamilton street, near Weaver's Hotel. ve has lately received a very large supply af all kinds of Boards and building timber, comprising over 600,000 Feet,'• Such - as Yellow and 'White Pine, riming boards, Poplar hoards, Scantling-, Joists and Planks, Mapel boards and Planks, Rafters, Ash Planks, Laths, Ladder trees, besides all kinds of other Boards, Scantling, Posts, Lath and Shindies, all of which he will sell at very reduced prices. Farmers, Carpenters and Builders, who have occasion to use the different sorts of timber he has fur sale, will do well to give him a call before they purchase . .elsewhere, as he is willing to have his stock examined without charge. He returns his sincere thanks for the many favours he has heretofore received, and feels confident that his extreme low prices will be the ineans.of receiving many new customers. JOSEPH WEAVER November 16 I At Cost 't594,72 , 1 83 Boot, Shoe and Hat Store. The undersioned have just opened a New Boot, Shoe, Hat .and Variety Store, in the well known stand, forwerly occupied by Ludwig Schmidt's Drii.7Store, Allentown. Their stock comprises every variety of 80..3ts and Shoes for the present and approaching, season. viz : 31111's and 'Joys' Thick, liip and C'll'f Boots, Boots r a nd• Shoes, Ladies' Mo- roeco, Kid pad Leather boots and shoes of every variety, superior Gaiter and half Gai ters. together with an extensive nssortthent of Gum shoes for men, women and children ; children's. ;wes and gaiters of every varie ty, Truilks, &c. Also a larger and more fashionable stock of Hats and Caps than was ever exhibited in Allentown. Extra Moleskin Silk and Beaver hats of Fall and Winter style, got up in the most exquisite manner ; also Fur, Brush and Wool• hats of every description. A large and beautiful assortment of Cloth, Plush, Glazed and Vel vet Caps; Umbrellas, Camphine, Fluid and Lard'Lainps, Stockings. Gloves, &c. &c., all of which will be sold at the very lowest prices, for cash. come and See. 96,001 $ C. L. Lochman has removed his Da guerreotype Gallery to the same building, (second floor,) where he will continue to take likenesses in his well known beautiful style. November 9. 11-6 w Cheap Hat and Cap Store. Hamilton &reel opposite Weiss A 1-Cost >. 51,523 25 Takes this method to inform !tic friends and.customers, that he still continues the Flannaking and Cap business, and keeps constantly on hand, a large assortment of the most fashionable, 29,63 R 7,481 75 1,270 25 413 b 4 Beaver, Aare, Brush, Russia, Silk and 'Napped Hats, which he will sell at the lowest prices. .dlso—a large assortment . of Arens, Boys and Childrens Caps, at veryreduccdprices. He is likewise prepared to manufacture to order Hats at the shortest possible notice: Thankful for past faVors he hopes to en joy a continuance of patromze, us he feels confident that his Hats, fully recommend themselves. 1. - Itch who are• indebted. to him for some lenzth . of time, Will please recollect; that their accounts should be promptly 'sett. led, and it is expected.will not be neglected. Nov. 9. Hir'am Brobst, Dentist ill . allentown. Respectfully informs his friends .... and . o%e-fluidic in general, that he still cdniimtes the practice of his profeSsion in all its . various branches, such as filtog, cleaning, plugging and inserting, from a sin = gle tooth to a luli set, on moderate terms. - His office is in the second 'story, above the Store gf Grim & It*nin ger, on the North west corner of MarCet Square, entrance on Allen street. I~ccomeareaadaation . Mr. HIRAM BnonsT has practic_edas Den tist in this plaice for the last three months, and in consequence of his superior abilities in the.profession, we recommend him to the public. CIMENIUS WILLIAMS, M. D. L. FLENTIE, M. D. . . HALsr,N„ . M. D. , SAmika, Plucu p ~111. .*- isle'sq tio n n E.; Pit:, Au gust ;30, o, : lf}. NOvember J. 11-3 m .rme:na , mlerummowwwssn , e,. , ...a . 7 VE 800 LOCHMAN & BROTHER Hold, .411milown. Jacob D. Boas, = TAKE NOTICE. ' Dont let yourselves be deceived, bought or-caughtlby-fictitious-prices, that.pre_pub., 'fished in the papers. The undersigned sell es low as our next neighbors, and in fact as low as any commission house in Allentown. We do not deem it necessary to publish prices, in order to inform the public that we sell at lower rates than others —L all wepslc, that such who purchase Iron, Hardware, &C. should give us a call, and they will find that “Saegcr's Hardware Store" sells 'as low if not lower than any house in town. 0. &:.1. SAEGER, Iron 4SP Ilardwre Store, Allentown Janus' y 11. • NEW ARRIVAL OF - laardvirare. The undersigned have just returned r;om -1311,1,• Philadelphia with a large as- Z4.4V sorttnent of Hardware, Cul leig and-- S'addlery, with. Coacii-trimings and Shne-findings, all of which will be sold at reduced prices at the Store of 0. & J. SAEGER. November 14. 11-6 w . . IRON.--A good lot of Hammered and Rolled Iron, Sheet Iron, American and Eng lish Band Iron, Hoop Iron. Cast and Shear Steel, square, flat and round, just received with Anvils and Vices, and for sale cheap at the Store of 0. & J. SAEGER. 11 —4 in GLASS.-150 boxes Glass of all sizes, foj sale by 0. & J. SAEGER. WIIITE LEA D.-1 ton of White Lead just received, Pure . and Extra, rind for sale by O.& J. SAEGER. NA! LS.-200 Kegs of the b Taiis, firaiJs and Spikes, just received, apt for sale by 0. &J. SA EC 1. _ . COACI-1-TRINIIIESVS.—A gooi assori inent of Coat. h-Trinuning.s just received, and for sale by 0. & J. S.AECIER. SHOE-I'l\ DI larg,e asLzortnient of Shoe-Findings, just reeeivcd and for sale by " 0. &J. SAEGER. TO HUI LDEM4.—A large assortment of Hinges, Screws, Nails, Bolts with Mine ral Knob Locks, German Locks.and Latch es, &c., just received and for sale by LOOKING-GLASSES.—A splendid lot of Lookim -, Glass Plates, and Frames of oil sizes for sae by 0. & J. SAEGER. OILS & VARNISII.—OiIs of all kinds, boiled-and raw, Turpentine, Newark Var nish of all kinds, Glue, &c.,—will he sold cheap by 0. & J. SAEGER. PLANES.—A full assortment of Planes of John Bell's best make:, also a large assort ment of Carpenter's Tools, for sale cheap b • O. & J. SAEGER. HOUSE KEEPERS.—A good supply of articles for House keepers, such as ena meled Boilers, oval and round, Plates, &c., for sale by Nov. 14 GLUM ',In:W.6IIQ Informs his old friends and the public in general; that he has moved into his new building, at the "old stand," and that he is ficaiti ready at all times to attend to pro fessional duties. Nov. 16.11- 1 w • C. .11. RUMK, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT Lill. .Has taken the Oliice of the late Samuel Runk, Esq., and will promptly attend to all business entrusted to his care in this and the adjoining counties. Mr. RUNK may be consulted in the Ger man, as well as English. Rclei io Hon. 1. M. Porter, Easton, Pa.. • Prof. •S. Greenleaf, Cambridge, Mass Hon: W. Kent, New York City. ioh e 13 Irreti OFF, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office East of the Court House and nearly 9pposite..at . the._ corner of _Margaret . and Hamilton streets. . May ::73*—fitri • Henry Q. Longneeker,, Attorney and Counsellor at Law. Has resumed the practice of his profes sion in Lehigh and the adjoining counties His -office is iii the residence of the late Hon Jon W. Hornbeck, in .tiamilton street;Bor °dolt of Allentown. • Jiiiivary 11. 411-61 n Brandreth and Wriolits . Country, merchants and others, are here by notified, that the far famous Pills of Doctors William A. Wright, and Benjamin Brandieth, ..are, constantly kept for sale at the office of the - a Lehigh Reg,ister l ' by the DOZeittioxes, at Wholcsale'pnies. • April 17 •• • - 1 ' ' Now is Your Time to But Cheap Iron and Hardware. Barber & Young ) .- Respectfully mferm their friends and the public in general, that they are determined to sell their large stock of Iron just received comprising among others #`4o Tons English 'eon. such as Square and Round. All sizes of', Waggon tire, which will be sold at 21 cents a pound, and for CAM at 21 cents. Ham mered at 1 cents, and all sizes American roll ed very cheap. 4:115 Blacksmith Anvils, of the hest kind and warranted, at I II cents a pound. A lot of Horse Nail Rods, the best in the United States. warranted. ALSO—Cast, Shear, Blister and Spring Steel, will be sold at extraordinary 'muri ces, together with a very extensive asrt- AFA/MA ment of % . 4 ,11X -A*- HARD IN ARE, Saddlery, Coach Trimmings, &c. Mechanics Tools, such as Planes, Saws, and all other kinds of Tools, which will be sold at lower rates, than any other house in I the United States. Thankful for past favors they haze re ceived from a generous public, they trust that through punctual attendance to busi ness and small profits, they will be able to gain a still more, extensive patronage. January 4. ¶-4w ROGER BROWN'S WE'VE & LIQUOR STORE . , NO. 3 6 2,3 MARKET STREET, Between Eighth anti Ninth Strs, North side. Philadelphia. All kinds of Foreign Wines and Liquors such as— 1 11-5 w 0. & J. SAEGER 0. & J. SAEGER. ¶-6w T= -4w .4 , Old Cognac Brandies, Dark mime ' and Pale, Holland Gin, Ja maica Spirits, Irishand Scotch SO. Alalt Whiskey, of the very finest quality. vinixEs.—Such as Madeira, .Port, Sherry, Tencriire, Sweet Malaga, Alutcat, Claret and Champagne, very choice and old. Also, Manufacturer of Domestic Distilled Brandy and Gill, Pure Spirits, Deoderized Alchohol, Peach Brandy, Lavender Bran dy, Wild Cherry Brandy, and Fine Cordi als, Raspberry Brandy, New England Rum. &c., &c., also a large supply of fine Old Monongahela Whiskey on hand. The above Liquors will be sold at the ve ry lowest prices. Country. Merchants and Tavern Keepers, will do well to give the un dersigned a call before purchasing elsewhere, and examine the Liquors, which he vouch es, will bear the closest scrutiny, recollect number 323 Market street. ROGER BROWN. Philadelphia August 8. 11!;-1 y - Frederick Bohlen, DELL-RANGER, DRAND-CUTTER AND LOCK4MITII, In Allentown. Respectfully informs his friends and the public in general, that he still continues the above business in all its various branches, nt his stand, one door south of Dillinger & Craig's Dry Goods Store, in Allen street in the Binough of. Allentown, where he will also manufacture to order all kinds of • SCALE,s for Druggists, a focers, and other branches, war , ranted to be strictly ;wen -- rate, finished iYi the most splendid milliner. Fle also manufactures all kinds of Locks, Door-plates, Door-knock ers, and every other article in his line. Repairing of Locks,'Latnps, in short eve ry thing in Steel, Iron, Brass or Copper. can be repaired at the shortest notice and on the most reasonable terms. • 111 r. Bont.wk trusts - through punctuntat tendence to business and moderate charges, he will be able to gain a large share of pub lic patronage, for which he will ever be thankful. Allentown, December 21. ewe, coy the, Telothaelle. who are troubled with this pain iseaseprocure a positive. remedy i the undo .igned, at a very moderate It also possesses the quality of pre the teeth from further decay. Such who are troubled with the tooth 'here to find a cure for it. DANIEL KEIPER.. Per, ful froi pri( OE _~ - The undersigned citizens cf Allentown, hare used the Tooih Ache Drops of Daniel Keiper,. and can tee/minuend' ihem es an of-, fectual,remedy for the painful.disease. J. W. Mickly, Rurger, Geo. Kistler,- JerernialtSchnobel, Sarah . Massey, 'Henry Haunter, Dan. Zacharias, Hiram Beers, , Robert Kramer, Peter Diehl, Henry Sehwartz, E par g •were. W. T. Derr, ' ' 0: A. Gangwere, NoVeinVer : ` - "-- ° Anecdote ~ ' atriek Hen y. .. We heard an . eco . • of the • ebrate' Patrick Henry, a 1 v day. agoklyiLL has it has-never-been 'm;. , -publicr_we'-proceed-to— lay it before our qaders.— ----,.,___ Henry, it anfears, Was accustomed to'. walk sometimes twenty and Way miles to . attend court; and on one ceasion, as he went towards WinchestereVa., for that pur pose, he was overta-by a young lawyer who had recently la..n admitted to, the bar. Li r Having heard of He y's great success as a lawyer, he naturally wished to .procure from him all t e information possible in re lation to law in s. He propounded mit , ny questions, an al g others; he inquir. ed, "What is the took important ing in conducting a suit ?" " 'lte.,in . important thing in conducting • su t," sVd H mi. •I** the greatest graviEs ima,i _Ole, deice!" The you, g law 'er Who was well aware of this ct Henry himself, concealed his disappointment, and, as they were /nearing a village, invited Henry to dine with him, saying that he would pay all the expenses. Having arrived, he re quested "mine host" to prepare some deli cacies for the repast, and requested Henry to do the same. An excellent dinner tvas soon placed before them, arid everything passed off most pleasantly. The meal fin 'shed. the young lawyer settled for only one half of the expenses, and told him to look for the balance to Henry, . "What!" said the renowned lawyer in great astonishment, "did you not say that you would pay all the expenth?.s ?" "Din ?" was - the reply ; "but .where is your evidence-evidence, you know, is a most important thing !" Henry wassci well pleased with the wit and readiness of the young fellow ,---. ' immediately took him under his Of all. he ,nat can possibly be imag,in d for an industrious man, after his daily t ils or in the intervals, there is nothing like eading, a newspaper. It calls for no bodily exertion, 01, which he has al ready hail-enough, perhaps, too much. It relieves his home of its dullness and same- .! ness. Nay, it accompanies him to his next day's work ; and gives him something to think of besides the mere mechanical drud• eery of his every day occupation ;Sonic:thing he can enjoy while absent, and look forward to with pleasure. If I were to pray for taste which should stand by me under eve ry variety of circumstances, and be a source of happiness and cheerfulness to me through` life, and a shield against all its ills„howev7 er things might go amiss, and all the world frown upon me; it would be a taste for reading. A Good One. Old Bachelors have become so serious an evil as to need legislative interference, we think that the following expedient, adopt ed by a lady in Connecticut, of rather a des. perate age will afford an excellent hint to some of our statesmen aowards an effectual remedy. The circtunstan9es are these A young lady became extravagantly fond of a young lawyer in the neighborhood', who treated her partiality with great levity. Finding her suit rather hopeless, and being fully determined to enter the state oflinatri- Mony at some rate or other, she adopted•the folloviing plan : All at once she was taken ill, and her malady seemed to threaten death: At this crisis she sent for the yciling lawyer to draw her will, and to his astonish ment; she disposed of an enormous estate, in 'legacies and endoWing public institutions. She shortly after, however, recovered to enjoy her own wealth, and the young law yer began to feel something like love for her; his address because constant, and his attentions marked ; in fact in a short time they were married—but alas ! he had to take the mill for the deed. Nothing like,Reciprocity. An unsophisticated joker was fishing one . day in the muddy waters of the eastern por tion of the Pennsylvania canal, when to his *great surprise he got a savage bite. He im mediately gave a jerk :at would have brought a shark, when lo and behold! he pulled out a huge snapping turtle and ; threw it flat on_the tow path. He stood in amaze ment gazing upon the .singular "beasi," when by'and by an Irishrrian came along, followed by a large dog. The country-mart tried by gentle words to get the son of Erin to put his finger into the turtle's mouth, but, said he, "I'll put the dog's tail in, and see. what the bloody baste will do." He Mime- , diately 'called' up his dog, took his tail into his hand, and stuck it .into the . turtle's month. He had hardly gocit in, when Mr. lTurt\ z le shut d n upon the poor dog's tail.. and off be star d with railroad speed pull- . ing Wafter hit at a more rapid rate than ever it travelle before. The countryman thinking his days work would be thro wn away if theanimal should run along at that. rate, turned with a savage look upon the laughing Irishman, and exclaimed: ' "Call back your dog !" c• Paddy put ' m e s hand into his pocket; threw his he to one side, winked, and thetrintswe with provoking sang fioid: 'BeJabers • all back yourfisfr 1 1 ! r . M ~'