RATES OF ADVERTISING Your lines or leas constitute half a square. Ten line" or more Than four, constitute a square. nagel.,oneday— --..00.25 One sq., one day---. 50.60 gg one wee-- 1.00 " onewaek.-- 1.26 g g one month— . 2.00 " Ong iliOntb• •••• 8.00 " three montbs. 3.00 gg three months. 6.00 sizmontlas— . 4.00 gg six m onths.... 8.00 gi one year-- 6.00 is one year....... 10.00 Business rietices inserted in w the LO Oll . 001gunn, or tr.:r before marriages and deaths, rivs ive PBS Linn for oach insertion. To merchants and others a dvertisingby the year Regal tei Is will be offered. The numberof insertions must bodesignatedon the ivertieement. V" Marriages and Deaths will be inserted it the sates WIWI regular .irertiseraentS. _., ..- . i3ooktil.9lllil.olterp,, &c. scHOOL BOOKS---!School Directors ; ToacherB, Parente, Soholora, and others, in want of School BookB, School Stationery, &e., will find a complete ortineet at B. M. POLLOCK. & SOWS BOOK STOILB, ?luta Spore, Serrhiburg, COMprieing la, part the follow- joisDEßS.—McGuffer s, Parker's, Cobb's, Angell's /WELLING BOOlLS.—McGaffey's, Cobb's, Webster's, TOlrn's,llyerly3 COmbry'll. ENGLISH GRAMMARS.—SuIIion% smith's, Weed bridge's, Monteith,s, Tuthill's, Hart's, Wells'. lIISTORIES.--Grimshaw's, Davenport's, Frost's, s W and il son's, Willard% etiOdriCit'S, Pinnock's, Goldsuaith' lark'v. AItITIIMETIO'S.--GreenleaPs, Stoddard% Emerson's) Pike's, Rose's, Colburn's, Smith and Duke's, Davie's. ALGEBRAEL-reenlears, Davie's, Day's, Ray's, Bridge's. DICTIONARYS.—WaIker's School, Cobb", Wirer, Woreeeterie Comprehensive, Worcester'e Primary, -Web liter's Primary, Webster's High School, Webster's Quarto, timidcwic• NA.Tintei--PIIILOSOPHISS.—comstock% Parker's Swift's. The above with a great variety of otherli ean.at any time be found at my store. Also, a complete assort ment of School Stationery, embracing in the while a com plete outfit for school purposes. Any book not in the store. procured it one days notice. Mr Country Merchants supplied at wholesale rates. ALMANACS.--7ohn Baer nod Son's Almanac for sale al S. M. POLLOCK & SON'S DOOR STORE, Harrisbur / g. tr Wholesale and Retail. my JUST RECEIVED AT SORE FFER'S BOOKSTORE, ADAMANTINE S .11 TE S OF VARIOUS MRS AND MOEN WEicE, for beauty and use, cannot be excelled. REMEMBER THE PLAtt, SCHEFFER,B BOOKSTORE, NO. 18 MARKET STREET. mart N E W 13 0 0 IC. B 1 a 138 T RECEIVED "SEAL AND SAY," by the author of 4 , Wide, Wide World," "Dollars and Cents," &c. OF IKETHODISM,"by A. acsverus 7 LL.D. For sale at SOMMERS' BOOKSTORE, ap9 No.lB Marko ISt. TEST RECEIVED, A LARGE AND SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF RICHLY GILT AND ORNAMENTAL WINDOW OURTAINSO PAPER BLINDS, Of -various Designs and Colors, for 8 cents, TISSUE PAPER AND Cirr FLY PAPER, At (my24l SCHEFFEWB BOOKSTORE. WALD PAPER! WALL PAPER ! ! received, our Spring Stock.of WALL PAPER, BORDERS, FM SCREENS, &c., &c. It is the largest and best selected assortment lathe city, ranging in price from six (8) aunts up to one dollar and aquarter ($1.25.) As we purchase my low for WWI, we are prepared to sell at as low rates, if not lower, than can be had else where. If purchasers will call and examine, we feel Confident that we can please them in respect to price and quality. E. M POLLOCK & SON, ap3 Below Jones , House, Market Square. LETT ER, OAP, NOTE PAPERS, Pens, Holdevg, pendia, EnTaloDes, Sealing Wax, af the best quality, at low priced, direst fret:L - 1W) Wan factories, at mar3o SCHEPFEWS CHEAP BOOKSTORE T . AW BOOKS I LAW BOOKS I I-A 1.4 general assortment of LAW BOORS, all the State Reports and Standard Elementary Works, with many of the old English Reports, scarce and rare, together with 6 large Wortment of second-hand Law Books, at very low prices, as the one price .ThekStOrd off - B. M. POLLOCK & sow, Market Square, Harrisburg. my 3 litistellantono. AN ARRIVAL OF NEW GOODS APPROPRIATE TO THE SEASON! SILK LINEN PAPER FANS! FANS!! FA N !! ! ANOTHER .AND SPLENDID LOT OF SPLICED FISHING R ODS! Trove*, Flies, Gilt and ilia Onoode, Grass Lines, Silk and Hair Plaited Lines, and a general assortment of FISHING TACKLE! GaSAT•TERILETT OF WALKING CANES! Which we will sell as cheap as the cheapest! Si/ Jar Head "Loaded Sword Hickory Fancy Canes! Gum! Canes ! Canes ! Canes! SELLER'S DEII G AND FANCY STORE, NO. 91 SWUM STREET, South side. one door east of Fourth street je9. CO ALIII N "- Er ONLY $1.15 PER TON!!!_fi[ TREYERTON NUT COAL for cabs at $ . 1_75 per ton, delivered by Patent Weigh Carts. PINEGROVE COAL, just received by cars, for sale by feb2l JAMES M. 'WHEELER. GARDEN SEEDS I 11-A FE.ESn AND COMPLETE assortment, just received and for sale by feb2l WM. DOCK, JR., & CO. ICIEST EECE[VED—A large Stock of : PETER . CH For sale a ALES, t t BROWNhe lowest ST rate OU s byT and LONDON JOHN 11_ zIEGLBR, DlATtiet street._ janll - F - Ls nit HiCHER,EL, (NM_ 1, 2 and a.) SALMON, (very Impel-10r.) MAD, (Mesa and very fine.) HERRING, (extra large.) GOD PIRII. SMOKED HEEMING-, (extra Disby.) SCOTCH MERRINO. SARDINES AND ANCHOVIES. Of the above we have Mackerel in whole, half, quarter n u i e i g hth Mu, Herring in wtiole and half bbls. The entire lot 11.01R—DI3ECT FROM mra sierienias, and will sell them at the lowest market rates. sepia WM. DOCK, JR., CO. CHAMPAGNE WINES' DUO DE MONTERELLO, OBIDBIRCK & CO., CHARLES HEIBBIECH, ' GIESLER Sc CO. ANCHOR—HILLERY MOITHHEIT/4 HPARELINIS mIIHCATEL, KUBIK & CO - 1 8 • VIIIIZENAY. CABINET. In store and for sale by JOHN R. ZIEGLER, 73 Market street de2o HICKORY WOOD ! !-A SUPERIOR LOT ust received, and for sale in quantities to suit pur chasers, by JAMES M. WHEELER. Also, OAK AND PINE eanotantly on , hood at the lowest prises. deed FTUMMY BIBLES, from 1$ to $lO, at c on g and hsadgemely boned, printed on gOOd paper; with elegant clear new type sold at • =MI SCUMMY RR% Cheap Bookstire. CRANBERRIES I I I-A SPLENDID LOT just received by °end .POR a superior and cheap TABLE or SALAD OIL go to - SELLER'S DRUG STORE. THE Wait, Growers' Handbook—by 'IV/MlNG—wholesale and retail at mobil SCEINPFBRII Bookstore. sPERM OANDLES.--A large apply just received by 'egg WS. DOCK. & CO. VELLER'S DRUG STORE le the place AA, to liad the best assortment of Porte Monnaiee. WM. DOCK. la., & CO. -- , -•- r q: , T, ..- : - _ --- '. 4 - c' ---. ' -- --v-- ! - -7•7= r -,..:' -•-, -- - , -- .L • \ ' . ..'11 _...- 1 , 17, ---- .. M._; ‘ ___ _ =---'-' • I T ._ .: • 1 ' --- - t -- • )1 I I I 11 i 4. • Ma _ . ..-• , : Ei -2, T . , _---. 11 7 -- 7, -; - 2 .if--, t- -- - -- --'' ' ' ' • ~-:,,,' -. r • -...-,,.! r ,-, -- ---7-__ • _ --,.. . Illairtot • ~..:•,1. 1.' . 7 _.- ,....711 :-_,.„ . ; :. -- ;rii. „ ,i ,,...- :,..., ,,,, : , ,,,H.:, ,,._ ,F1,:il ~..__ • VOL. 3. fitt:o of Crawl. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. WINTER TIME TABLE WatiE WWI FIVE TRAINS DAILY TO & FROM PRILIDELPRIA ON AND APTER, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26111, 1800, The Passenger Trains of the Pennsylvania Railroad Cora pang will depart from and arrive at Harrisburg aid Philadelphia ae follows EASTWARD. THROUGH EXPRESS TRAIN leaves Harrisburg • 2.40 a. in.., and arrives at West Philadelphia at 6.50 a. at FAST LINE leaves Harrisburg at /Z,05 p. m., and arrives at West Philadelphia at 5.00 p. m. MAIL TRAIN leaves Harrisburg at 5.15p.m., and ar rives at West Philadelphia at 10.20 p. m. These Trains make close cormeetion at Philadelphia with the New York Lines. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN, No. 1, leaves Harrisburg at 7,30 a, zn,, runs via Mount boy, and arrives at West Philadelphia at 12.30 p. m. HARRISBURG ACCOMMODATION leaves Harris burg at 115 p. at., and arrives at West rhiladelphia at 6.40 p. m. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN, N 0.2, leaves Harrisburg at 5.25 p. m., runs via Mount Joy, connecting at Diller vile with MAIL TRAIN East for Philadelphia. WESTWARD. THROUGH EXPRESS TRAIN leaves Philadelphia 10.50 p. m., and arrives at Harrisburg at 3.10 a. in. MAIL TRAIN leaves lidladelphia. at 9.00 a. m. , an arrives at Harrisburg at 1.20 p. m. LOCAL MAIL TRAIN leaves Harrisburg for Pittabur at 7 .00 . a, m, EAST LINE leaves Philadelphia at 12.00 noon, and at rives at Harrisburg at 4.10 p. at. HARRISBURG ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaves Philadelphia at 2.00 p_ in., and arrives at Harriptarli 7.35 p. m. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaves Philadelphia 4.00 p. m.„ and arrives at Harrisburg at 9.45 p. m. Attention is called to the fact, that paiisengers leaving Philadelphia at 4 p. as. conned at Lancaster with MOUNT JOY ACCOMMODATION TRAIN, and arrive Harrisburg at 9.45 p. m. SAMUEL D. YO'UNG, n023-dtf Supt. East. Div. Pena , a Railroad. NEW AIR LINE ROUTE NEW YORK. MQI Shortest in Distance anti quickest in Time BETWEEN THE TWO CITIES OF NEW YORK AND HARRISBURG, VIA READING, ALLENTOWN An EASTON HORNING EXPRESS, West, leaves New York at S a. in., arriving at Harrisburg at 1 p. in., only 6)( hours between the two cities. MAIL LINE leaves New York at 12.00 noon, and ar rives at Harrisburg at 6.15 p. in. HORNING MAIL LINE, East, leaves Harrisburg 8.00 a. in arriving at New York at 5.20 p. in. AFTERNOON EXPRESS LINE, East, leaves Harris. burg at 115 p. m., arriving at New York at 9.45 p. m. Connections are made at Harrisburg at 1.00 p. in. with the Passenger Trains in each direction on the Pennsylva• _nub, Cumin... Asa& Vsalny AudNovkkoraCelltrBlßailroada All Trains connect at Reading with 1.i.. for- rotts. villa and Philadelphia : and at Allentown for Mauch Chunk, Easton, &c. No change of Passenger Cars or Baggage between New York and Harrisburg, by the 6.00 a. M. Line from Nell York or the 1.15 p. in. from Harrisburg. For beauty of scenery and speed, comfort and scam modat!on, thin FARM presents superior inducements to the traveling public. Fare between New York and Harrisburg, Rua DOLLARS For Tickets and other information apply to J. J. CLYDE ) General don% ) dels Harrisburg. p HILADELPHIA AND READING RAILROAD WINTER ARRANGEMENT. ON AND AFTER DEC. 120.860, TWO PASSENGER TRAINS LEAVE HARRISBURG DAILY, (Sundays excepted,) at 8.00 A. N., and 1.15 P. R., for Philadelphia, arriving there at 1.25 P. M., and 6.15 P.M. RETURNING, LEAVE PHILADELPHIA at 8.00 A.M. and. 3.30 P. M., arriving at Harrisburg at I P. M. and B.lb P. M- T/ARES :—To Philadelphia, No. 1 Care, $3.25; No. 2, (in same train) $2.75. PAM ;—To,lteadinp, $l.BO and $1.30. At Reading, connect with trains for Pottsville, Janata rills, Tamaqua, Catawissa, Ac. FOUR TRAINS LEAVE READING FOR PHILADEL PHIA DAILY, at 8 A. M.,1045 1. M.,12.80 noon and 3.43 P. M. • LEAVE PHILADELPHIA POE EALING at 8 A. M.,1.00 P. 8.80 P. /11., sad COO P. N. PARES :—Reading to Philadelphia, $1.75 and $1.45. THE MORNING TRAIN FROM HARRISBURG CON. NrECTS AT READING with up train for Wilkesbarre Pittston and Scranton. Nor through tickets and other information apply to T. J. CLYDE, dels .dtf General Agent. PHILADELPHIA AND BEADING RAILROAD. REMOTION OP PASSENGER PARES, ON AND AFTER. MONDAY COMMUTATION TIbIIA:TS, _ . With td Coupons, will be issued between any WWI desired,. good for the holder and any member of his family, in any Passenger train, and at any time —sA 26 per cent. below the regular fares. Parties haying occasion to use the Road frequently on business or pleasure, will find the above arrangement convenient and errnomicali as Four Passenger trains run daily each wry between Reading and Philadelphia, and Two Train, es' •T between Reading t Pottsville and llarrialaitg. OP Sundays, only one morning train Down, and one afterrstp train Up, runs between Pottsville ind Philadelphia and no Passenger train on the Lebanon Valley Brterb Railroad. For thy above Tickets, or any information relating theyete apply to IL Bradford, Esq,, Trellaurer, Philadel phia, • the respective Ticket Agents on the line, or to 0. A. NIOOLLB, general thin. Mardis 27, 1860.--mar2B4tf FIRST CLASS GROCERIES ! ! LARGE ARRIVAL!! lEfliviXO j sr RETTFILNSD froili the Eastern Mien, Wharf we have selected with the greatest care a large and coin plete assortment of superior GOODS, which embrace everything keptin the best City Groceries, we respect fully and cordially invite the public to examine our stock and Sear our prices. febl6 WM. DOCK, Ja., /lc CO. THE AMERICAN READER ! A popular and very interesting Reader, designed for the use of ACADEMIES AND SCHOOLS generally throughout our country, and now I the used the Public Schools of the First School District of Penn sylvania, by order, and with the unanimous vote of the Board of School Controllers of said District. It may be had 011 application to the Author and Publisher, South west corner f Lombard and tad streets , Philadelphia, for $6.50 per dozen, or 75 cents per copy. Orders may be left at this office for any quantity or number of them, and they will be promptly delivered to feb/9-dens, address free of freight or porterage. APPLE WHISKY 1--PURE MEET AP its :—lxt store and for sale by JOHN 11. ZIEGLER, feb773 Market street. • DRIED BEEF—An extra lot of DRIED BEEF just received by no 9 WM. DOCK, & CO. RUB NGTON HERRING ! iv PARS received by WM. boom, /a., 400 coel, TAKE NOTICE! TLet we have recently added to our already coil dock 01? SEGARS LA NORMATIS, HARI KART, EL MONO, LA BANANA. OF PERFUMERY FOR 1811 HANDKERCHIEF : WAR= ESSENCE, ODOR OF MUSK, LUBIN'S ESSENCE BOUQUET. FOR THE HAIR: EAU LUSTRALE, CRYSTALIZED POMATUM, MYRTLE AND VIOLET POMATUM. Fon THE COMPLEXION : TALC OF VENICE, ROSE LEAF POWDER, NEW MOWN HAY POWDER., BLANC DE PERLES. OF SOAPS PAZ/N l B FINEST ROSS neon, BENZOIN, UPPER TEN, VIOLET, NEW MOWN HAY JOCKEY CLUB. Haying the largest stock and beat assortment of Toilet Articles, we fancy that we are better able than our corn peNtorti to get up a complete Toilet bet ilt %kg' price de. aired. Call and see. Always on hand a FRESH Stock of DRUGS, MEDI CINES, CHEMICALS, &c , consequent of our re. (mitring almost daily additions thereto. RELLERIS DRUG AND FANCY STORE, 91 Market Street, two doors East of Fourth Street, sep6 South side. JAC-KSON & CO.'S SHOE STORE, Where they intend to 'devote their entire time to the manufacture of BOOTS AND SHOES Of all kinds and varieties, in the neatest and most fash ionable styles, and at satisfactory prices. • Their stock will consist, in part, of Gentlemen's Fine Calfand Patent Leather Deets and Shoes, latest styles; Ladies' and Misses' Gaiters, and other Shoes in great variety; and in fact everything connected with the Shoe business, CUSTOMER WORK will be particularly attended to, and in all cases will satisfaction be warranted. Lasts fitted up by one of the best makers in the country. The long practical expericace of the undersigned, end their thorough knowledge of the business will, they trust, be sufficient guarantee to the public that they will do them justice, and furnish there an article the will recommend itself for utility, cheapness and dura bility. Cian9] JACKSON & CO. t UST RECEIVED! A FULL ASSORTMENT OF HUMPHREY'S HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS TO WHICH WE INVITE TNT ATTENTION OF THE AFFLICTED!: For see at OgNEFFER , S BOOKSTORE, ap9 No.lB Market at, WE OFFER TO CUSTOMERS • A -Nei, 1...A...0f LADIES' PURWE'S, Of Beautiful Styles, substantially made A Splendid Assortment of GENTLEMEN'S WALLETS. A New andijElegant Perfume, KNIGHTS TEBIPiL ARS' ITIOQUIET, Put up in Cut Glass Engraved Bottles. A ceMplete Assortment ofj :HANDKERCHIEF PERFUMES, Of the best Manufacture. A very Handsome Variety of POWIOIIII, PUFF BOXES. KELLER'S DRUG STORE, .131/ 91 Market street REMOVAL. JOHN W. GLOVER, MERCHANT TALILOR!, Has removed to CO MARKET STREET, Where he will be pleased to see all his friend . octB-dtf CANDLES!!! pARAFTIN CANDLES, BPERM CANDLES, STEARINE CANDLES, ADAMANTINE CANDLES, CHEMICAL SPERM CANDLES, STAR (surname) CANDLES, TALLOW CANDLES, A large invoice of the above in store, and for sale at unusually low rates, by WM. DOCK, Tn., & CO., janl. Opposite the Court House GUN AND BLASTING POWDER. JAMES M. WHEgLER, HARRISBURG, PA., AGENT FOR ALL POWDER AND FUSE BANIIFABTUBED BY I. E. DUPONT DE NEMOMtg do CO, WILMINGTON, DELAWARE. MP' large supply alwayson hand. For sale at mann raetureea prices. Magazine two miles below town_ V- Orders received at Warahouga. no/7 APRIL 2, 1860 SCOTCH WHISKY.—One Puncheon of PURE SCOTCH WHISKY just received and for sale by JOHN 11. YINGLER ) jan2 73 Market street. V iVIPTY BOTTLES ! ! !—Of all sizes IA and descriptions, for sale tow by deco WM. DOCK, Js., & CO4 HATCH & Co., SHIP AGENTS Aura COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Isa WALNUT STREET, PHILADELPIIIA, DRALIIIIS IN FLOUR, GRAIN, PRODUCE, COTTON, WINES AND LIQUORS, TOBACCO AND CIGABff. sole-dem DYOTTVILLE GLASS WORKS, PHILADELPHIA, ILilturmnunic CARBOYS, DEMIJOHNS, WINE, PORTER, MINERAL WATER, PICKLE AND LE SERVE BOTTLES ON STERN Dascturrion. H. B. b. 4. W. BP,NNERS, oel9-dly 27 South Front ateret, Philadelphia. A T C O S T!!! BOTTLED WINES, BRANDIES, AND LIQUORS OFEVERY DESCRIPTION' drogether with, a complete assortment, (wholesale and retail,) embracing everything in the line, will be sold at twat, without reserve. ja,nl WM. DOCK, JR., & CO. TTAVANA CIGARS.--:A Fine Assort . comprising . Figaro, ZalagOzons, La Balsa, Bird, Bire•Bly, Etelvina, La Berinto, Capitoho of all sizes and qualities, in quarter, one-filth and one-tenth looses, just received, and for sale low by JOHN H. ZIEGLER, Ann. 73 Market Street. II ELLER'S DRUG STORE is the place —2 to buy Donnotio Nooses HARRISBURG, PA., MONDAY, MARCH 4, 1861. Jiliecellancous. NO. 9035 MARKET STREET, HARRISBURG, PA., Eke 'patriot & Union. MONDAY MORNING, MARCH 4, 1861. A DREADFUL STORY: BY EITMAILD DRAPER " Bless me !" cried an elderly gentleman in a railway carriage on the Great Northern line, as he looked up from the perusal of the Globe just purchased at King's Cross station; "bless me, so they've found out the great Waterloo Bridge Mystery at last !" " Indeed!" ejaculated a quiet-looking, well dressed individual, seated opposite to the speaker. "As that, sir, happens to be a matter in which I have always been specially, not to say personally interested, will you favor me with the details ?" "Certainly, sir, with much pleasure 1" and the old gentleman, with due emphasis, read aloud a glorious canard of an imaginative penny.a.liner," touching an old Irish apple woman, who was reported to have been over heard confessing her complicity in that dire marvel of modern crime, "Thank you, sir," returned the quiet man. " I happen, however, to be in a position to prove that story to be an utter fabrication, as will probably be known to the - world before many days. In the first place—" "Now, my gootPsir, pray don't talk of that matter now. It is really very unfortunate, besides being, as one may say, a strange coin cidence that this subject should turn up—just at this time too. Pray don't. Let it drop for the present." These words proceeded from a sturdy individual seated next to the quiet gentleman. At a first glance, one would have set him down as a detective policeman. , " I cannot refrain from speaking of it. The misery of that secret—innocent depository of it as I may be—has weighed upon me already far too long." His fellow-passengers, all save the sturdy man, started; as well they might. The quiet gentleman proceeded to take advantage of the interest thus awakened— "Yes, unhappily indeed, that secret is, and always has been, none to me. Would it were! oh, would it were!" " Pray, sir," said the old gentleman, laying down the Globe on his knees, "do you really mean to tell us that you can and will solve this horrible mystery ?" "I con and will!" The sturdy man resigned himself with a gasp, and folded his arms, the very impersonation of listlessness. The quiet gentleman proceeded : "Well, in the first place, to relieve all anxiety, I tell yeu that no murder has been committed; secondly, that the unfortunate individual whose bones were discovered never breathed; thirdly, that he died, and was subsequently dissected by his own act; and fourthly, that he was— myself. You may probably receive my state ments with some slight degree—l will not say of incredulity, but with just a shade of doubt. Such, nevertheless, are the facts, as I am about to explain." The elderly gentleman rubbed his nose With a puzzled air. The quiet gentleman's manner was so calm, and so full of confidence, as in it self to assist conviction. So the old gentleman replied, that, without in the slightest way wish ing to impugn the veracity of any mortal what ever, either in a bag or out of a bag, he thought it just possible that some little error had led the quiet gentleman into a mere turn of expression not altogether correct in a strict logical sense. The quiet gentleman smiled, and proceeded: "The case is indeed a strange one; and its solution is no less strange than its mystery.— The fact is, that for many years I have suffered under a most extraordinary affliction. I have been troubled with a superfluous body 1" "A—a—what?" exclaimed the listeners in amaze. 1 4 repeat, a superfluous body. I need not argue on the possibility of such a calamity, having experienced it. Unnatural growths, which I have been led to study, have been com mon, to some extent, in all ages and climes. From the wart on the schoolboy's thumb to the born which sprouted from the Frenchwoman's forehead, we see continual instances of the eccentricity of nature. Think of the Siamese twins. Their case, or rather his, was similar to mine. But, instead of simply a superfluous body, he—for he was actually only one—had both body and mind in duplicate. True—they were conjoined. I was separate. Yet, what was our first mother but a separate and redun dant growth from the rib of Adam ? But to my story : ,4 My father died Peen after my birth. My mother, poor woman, broken more with sorrow than years, died on my thirty-fifth birthday.— Her Last gift to me was the key of an old ar moire, or tall closet. A slip of parchment at tached to the key informed me that I was not to use it till after her funeral. She was then lying speechless. After the appointed time I hastened to the armoire, and there, to my horror, I found —myself ! A horrid figure, dressed in a cheap slop suit, was there in an erect position, with its life-like ayes horribly fixed on me. I recog nized my own pale cheeks, my fair moustache which I then wore, my peaked beard, my curl ing hair with a single gray streak, this very distortion of my left little finger. I stood awhile in speechless terror. At length I touched the Thing's hand. It was deadly cold. I laid my hand on Its heart. There was no pulsation. The Object could not stand, I found, without support. It did not breathe. It showed no life but in those horrid eyes, which were always open, and fixed only on me. I next perceived, lying at the feet of this strange Alter Ego, this counterfeit Me, a letter addressed t o myself. It was from my mother, and briefly narrated her trials and sufferings endured in consequence of this frightful monster—how silent and nerve less it bad grown with my growth, always keeping its eyes turned to the - point where I happened to be, unconscious of Its existence— how the secret had hitherto been rigidly con cealed from every eye and ear, in the hope either that my life would end before its revela tion should be necessary, or that the horrid Thing should perish and decay—,-that if it erer became necessary that I should learn the se cret, that I should consider whether it should be avowed, or whether means should be taken for the destruction of the Object. I need not tell of the days and weeks of agony I endured while retaining this secret and debating in my own mind as'to the course to pursue. At length I decided. I called in Dr. M'Cracker, the emi nent physician ; also Mr. Phibbs, the scarcely less eminent surgeon. I discharged every ser vant except my mother's aged and faithful housekeeper. And these three, by prayers and urgent entreaties, I persuaded, nay almost compelled, to take a fearful oath of secrecy.— The terms allowed no loophole of escape. Under every circumstance this secret was to be kept inviolate. On this oath being administered, I gave them my confidence, and introduced to their view that ghastly monster. "We held a long consultation, the doctors and I. They both agreed that it was no hu man Thins-, and that its destruction would be lawful—that that scintilla of vitality which was exhibited in the constant glare of its eyes on me could not strictly be regarded as an evi- deuce of natural life—that, in short, this horror ought to be cut off, by surgery, like any other erereseence. I requested them to perform the operation at once; but they informed me that the case was so peculiar that I must give them time for deliberation. During the consultation the Thing kept its eyed still, as ever, fixed upon me. "I could bear it no longer. 'Fiend, monster, curse, or what you may be,' I shrieked, 'this must end !' I snatched a knife from Mr. Phibbs' ease, and, springing upon the Sgure, struck at it wildly till my arm wearied; and Then again and again stabbed it through the breast where the heart ought to have been, but was not. The two doctors stood aghast at my fury, and the housekeeper sunk into a swoon. The blows were effective, for the monster's hideous eyes began slowly to be overspread with a film. There was no struggle, no sound; but those glazed eye-balls, when I moved, fol lowed me now no more. "It was then I found that the difficulty had, in feet, only commenced. The two doctors could give no certificate as to death—firstly, because the thing had no name; secondly, be cause its dissolution was not natural; and thirdly, because it was not human. Moreover, even dispensing with all these, a burial must inevitably have exposed the affair,l in which event all human kind would look upon me as a being scarcely less monstrous than that which I had destroyed. The doctors left mein my per plexity. The fearful It must be concealed ; and after the doctors' departure I dismembered it and placed it in pickle, intending to remove it piecemeal. My housekeeper knew of outgo ings day after day—now with the head, now With a hand or foot, dropping one into a lime pit, another into the sea from a Ramsgate packet. Poor woman ! The secret weighed heavily upon her. Worried by continual agita tion—dreading lest every knock should be the prelude to the entrance of a constable, she, one night, precipitated matters by the disposal of the residue at the bridge, in the way every body knows. "When, after the lapse of time, my mind be came capable of calm reflection, I began to see how small had actually been my crime, if any. The public agitation was still continuing, and I therefore determined, at all risks, to declare the truth. But I spoke in vain. In vain I wrote to inspectors of police or to newspaper editors. They treated my asseverations with contemptu ous neglect. I appealed to Dr. MeCracker and Mr. Phibbs, but they, either dreading the con nexion of their names with the affair, or in strict regardanee of their oath, absolutely denied, to my very face, all knowledge of the matter. My housekeeper, who left me the day after the dis posal of the remains, was evidently in league with them in their denial. The doctors, accom panied by the housekeeper, called upon me only yesterday. They introduced this gentleman (the sturdy man,) and in his preience, at my urgent request, they admitted, or at least ceased to deny the facts. Nay, more; they furnished me, through him, with a letter of introduction to a physician who, they tell me, can easily pre . ve my case not so exceptional as it had ap peared at first. I hear that ho has under his charge several cases somewhat analagous to mine. I go to discover them, and then, in the face of all the world, to disclose, irrefutably, the true solution of a fearful mystery. I feel it can no longer be kept a secret. The effort to keep it so has produced upon my mind such an effect that already the results are--" "Colonel Hatch Colonel Hatch !" shouted the guard, as the train at this instant stopped. The sturdy mam took the quiet gentleman's arm as they both alighted, wishing their fellow travelers hastily good morning. "Ah ! poor soul 1" ejaculated the elderly pas senger, with a deep sigh, "there's the Lunatic Asylum. He will indeed find there a good many afflicted with his disorder. Bodies beside themselves 1" And thus ends—a Dreadful Story. How HE was SHAVED.—A correspondent re lates how they "discounted" a note for him at the Jersey Central railroad office. They"dis count" Philadelphia notes the same way : I find that many of my readers suppose that I am jesting in reference to "them twenty cents," in difference between Col. J. and my self. They point to the fact of my claiming to have had a five dollar bill on that occasion as prima facie evidence that the whole affair is a joke. Now all that I have asserted in reference to this transaction is strictly true. I can prove that I borrowed the sii bill on the old Trenton Banking company, from Isaac Dowerty, the gentlemanly lock tender by the State street de pot, just as I was about starting for Jersey City, Mr. Dowerty doubtless remembers the circum stance, and is likely to retain it in his memory for a long time to come! The next ;morning I presented the identical bill to the ticket clerk at Jersey City, in payment for a ticket to New Brunswick. Says the clerk "there's a discount of four per cent. on this bill." "What," says I, "four per cent. discount on the notes of the best bank in your State, located at your State Capital, in payment for fare on a New Jersey railroad !" "Exactly," says the clerk. "Dis count away," says I, "for it's all the money I have," And discount he did, giving me in change, at par, a two dollar bill on an obscure bank among the mountains of Morris county, and the balance in silver! Finding that I had been so sharply shaved, beside having a two dollar uneurrent bank bill passed upon me as so much specie, the moment I reached the cars I began to examine the silver I had received with a pretty strong conviction that I should find at least a portion of it "no better than it should be." And it was even so ! One of the pieces was a foreign coin of the value of twenty cents, and this bad been palmed upon me for a quarter I. As soon as I had recovered my consciousness from tit shock of this discovery, I said to myself, as I wiped a tear from my eye, "brother Jackson, take my hat !" In a little while I felt for my pocket handkerchief, and lo ! that was gone too I The next time I have to reackNew Brunswick from Jersey City, get all the bets you can that I walk it ! Taz DROVIZR'S TRICL—Itis said there are " tricks in all trades, and we believe it. Here is a development in this direction, which the reader can add to his present stock of facia proving the truth of the old adage. "Never buy a fat pig at Brighton" was the advice given us by one who bad been there. " And why not a fat pig ?" "Cause you see they fat 'em too fast for the Brighton market sometimes." How so ?" 4 , Why, you see, some of them 'west country dealers fetch their pigs in, pretty nigh skin and bone. Well, jest afore Fair day they , gives 'em corn and salt—nothin' but jess corn and salt— no swill—no water. Next day pigs is =nein' ,thirsty. Then the serpents gin 'em just as much water as they kin drink. The pigs puts into it, and keeps a driuken' and drinken.'— 'Sposen on an average they swaller about a bar'l apiece. That makes 'em look all filled out and sleek and heavy, I tell you. But there stint rio heart and substance in it. You car' one of them critters home and calculate you've got a busterin' pile of pork, but jest you look in your hog-pen nest morph, and you wont find nothing but a hog frame, skin 'an bone, PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING, SUNDAYS 11XCIPTIBD, BY 0. BARRETT & CO DM DAILY PATRIOT AND trlf/ONII be eoryod to on b saribers residtrigin the Borough for Dm calm Part Irßair payable to the Oarrier. Mail rabseribera, rove Dor. LABS PNR ANNUM. THE WEBIELIC will be published as heretofore, easel weekly daring the ileilaiOn of the Legielatare, and Once a week the remainder of the year, for two dollars in ad ranee, or three dollars at the expiration of the year. Connected with this establishment is an extend,* 1013 OFFICE, containing a variety of plain and fancy type, unequalled by any establishment lathe ibterior of the State, for which the patronage of the public is co. Halted. NO. 155. and dear at that. You can't tell me nothin' about fat pigs; I've been there, and I've seen 'em manufactur'd !" AN ACORN FROM THE TOMB Or WASHINGTON PLANTED IN RUSSIA BY TEE EMPEROR.—On the 22d of February Gov. Pickens, of South Carom lino, (who was recently Minister to Rtssia,) made a short address to a military company in Charleston, in the course of which he made the following happy allusion to the universal respect for Gm. Washiagtert "I remember while in a distant court of Eu rope, and at the most despotic of all Govern ments, that on a memorable occasion I visited the magnificent gardens that surround Peter hoff, near St. Petersburg. The gardens and grounds were dedicated to the enjoyment and peaceful pursuits of the greatest and meet brilliant of courts. On a remote island of these magnificent grounds that had been set aside for the private enjoyment and private walks of the Emperor and Empress, a tree was pointed out to me in that gradzn, cultivated by particular and devoted hands, surrounded by wire wicket work, and flowers flourishing all around There stood on one branch of the tree a large brass plate, and on one side of that plate, in German, and on the other in &Invade, Was written, 'this tree was planted in 1889, by Nicholas, from an acorn that grew near the tomb of the great Washington.' This was the inscription upon that tree, placed there by one of the most absolute rulers that ever swayed the sceptre of Empire. And yet in his private, seeludei gardens he paid this deep and heart felt tribute to the memery of the greatest and purest man the world ever saw. "He did not take an acorn from near the tomb of the great Elizabeth ; nor did he take it from the garden of the Tuilleries, grown in the time of Louis the XIV; nor did he take it from the tomb el' the great Napoleon; nor did he take it from the garden of the CMB/11 - 8, neat Rome; but he took an acorn from the tomb of a pure and mighty man, in the wilds of Amer ica, who had planted the seeds of a Govern meat consecrated to the freedom and indepen dence of nations, whose every principle was directly at war with the principles of its own Government ; and yet so great were the virtues and integrity of Washington, that even this mighty monarch, in private and secret, paid to him his heartfelt and deep tribute. The tree was watered and cultivated with more care than any of the trees in that garden. It was flourishing and often, and I trust in God it will continue to flourish - green and fresh until its branches shall overspread the civilized. world. "I have also seen the Cossack of the Don and the Volga; I have seen the Lancers of Russia, and I have seen the Tartar and the Arab in the wilds of the interior, and yet, notwithstanding their semi-barbarian life, even they converse of the mighty Washington in their tents at night. There is no portion of the world that has not heard of his name, and love and admire his great and manly truthfulness and virtue." A WOMAN'S DEVOTION.—The following story of woman's ingenuity is told by Mr. Morryatt in his recent work, if A Residence in JiAtland, the Danish isles awl Cui7cahasta a " When in the year 1659 Kronborg was a, possession of the Swedes, Hans Rostgaard, to gether with Parson Lerner, student Tikjob, Steenwinkle, the Danish engineer and the English Colonel Hutchinson—who had been bribed by the Danes for the eUe4 of one thou sand ducats to desert from the Swedes—formed a plan .to retake the castle. Student Tikjob endeavored to g.sin Copenhagen in a boat, charged with letters and dispotobeS relating to the proposed attack. He was, however, boarded by a Swedish vessel, when, to save the letters entrusted to his care, he fastened them to a stone and cast them into the Sound. As ill luck would have it, the string slipped, the stone sank, and the papers floating on the water were picked up, road, and the plot discovered,— Hutchinson immediately took refuge on board an English vessel. Steenwjnkle was taken, and met with the just punishment of his double treachery. Itostgaard took a horse but finding himself pursued, when he reached the spot where this circle of stones now stands, he killed his charger, slipped out of his clothes, cast his plumed hat.and sword into the lake-- thereby deceiving his enemies, who imagining he had been killed, ceased in their pursuit, and he in disguise gained Copenhagen. His fair and youthful wife inhabited her manor of Rostgaard, at a short distance from Elsinore, one of the most beautiful residences in the neighborhood. A widow (for such she was supposed to be,) young, rich, and pretty, was too great a prize in the matrimonial market to escape the notice of the Swedish officers. A company was now quartered at the manor-house, and the corps, from the colonel down to the beardless ensign, commenced paying their addresses to her.— Kirstine Rostgaard was a femme d' esprit, and well she played her cards. Reveal her hus band's existence she dare not; the soldiers would have no longer treated her house and gardens with the consideration they now showed, each hoping, in course of time, it might become his own possession. When pressed by the most ardent of her adorers, she begged for time—she was so late a widow, and, though she had her troubles with Rostgaard, still she owed it to her own self to wait till the year of mourning was expired ; and then she coquetted so cleverly that each individual of the whole band imagined himself to be the favored one. How,' she asked reproachfully to the colonel, could you imagine I could look for one moment on that beardless lieutenant, with blue eyes and pink cheeks, like' a girl in uniform, when you, a proper man, are present ? But be prudent ; think of ray good name.' To the younger officers she termed the Colonel vieille perruque so on, till the year elapsed and the peace was signed; she then made them a profound reverence, thanked them for the consideration they had shown to her goods and. chattels, introduced to them, her resusci tated husband Hans Rostgaard, and showed them the door most politely. Such is the his tory of Rostgaard. Kirstine died soon after and Rostgaard married the second thine. He is represented in his epitaphium with his two wives, a rose and a skull." A brutal conductor 61i the grand Trunk line recently ejected Jos. Crevier from the train, while on the road in motion, because he had ridden beyond his paid destination. The body of the young man was found frozen, and an inquest called, but the whole matter was hushed up, no one knows how. Some friends of the horse are discussing in the English sporting papers the question w h e ther this animal may not be easily accus tomed to do without shoes on ordinary pave ments. They contend that the natural hoof may, by practice, become strong enough to dispense with the iron shoe. In six of the public schools in Philadelphia drill exercise is taught by Captain Harvey, and with manifest good results. The cost to the pupils is but a cent per week. The controllers have authorized Captain Harvey to iutroduce his system in all the schools. •