ARTEMUS WARD VISITS LINCOLN. I hiv no politics. Nary a. one. I'm not in the bisniss. If I was, I spose I should holler veraifi‘rusly in the streets at. nite and go home to Betsey Jane smellin of coal ile and gin, in the mornin. I should go to the Poles arly. I should stay there all day. I should see to it. I that my nohers was lhnr. I should git carriges to Lake the kripples, the infirm and the indig nant thar. I should be on gun! ngiu frauds and sich. I should be on the look out for the infamus lise of the enemy, got up jes be-‘l elec shuu for perlitical elfeck. When all was over and my candydate was elected, I should move having & arth—so to speek—uutil I got orifice, which if I didn’t git. a orifice should turn round &. abooze the Administration with all my mite and amine. But. I’m not. in the bisniss. I’m in a far more respectful bisuiss nor whet. pol lertics is. I wouldn't. give two cents to be a. Congresser. The wuss insult I ever received was when Berlin citizens of Buldinsville axed me to run fur the Legislator. Sez I, “My friends, dostest think I’d stoop to that there ?” They turned as white as a. sheet. I spoke in my orfullest. tones. & they knowed I wasn’t to be trifled with. They sluuked out. of site to onct. There 4, hering no politics, I made bold to visit 01d Abe at. his humstid in Springfield. I found the old feller in his parlor, surrounded by a perfeok swarm oforifice seekerst Knowing be hard .been capting of a. flat boat. on the roarin Ifilsslssxppi, I thought I’d address him in sailor lingo, so aez I “01d Abe, ahoy! Let out. yer main-3:113, reeflmm the forecastle &. throw yer jib-poop overboaf'd! Shiver my timbers, my harty 2” [N. B. This is ginnine mariner lan gwidge. I nnow, becawz I’ve seen sailor plays Med out by them New York theater fellera.] Old Abe lookt. up quite cross &. sez. “ Send in yer petition by St by. I cant possibly look at it now. Indeed, I can’t. It’s onpossible, sir !” ’ “ Mr. Linkin, who do you spectl air ‘2” sec! I. " orifice seeker, to be sure !” aed he “ Wall, sir.” sed I, “you’s never more mis taken in your life. You hail’t gut a. orifiss I’d take under no circumstances. I‘m A. Ward. Wax figgers is my perfeshun. I’m the father of Twins, and they look like rue—both of them. I cum to pay a. friendly visit to the President sleek of the United States. If so be you wants to see me say so—if not, say so, & I’m orf like ajug handle.” " Mr. Ward. sit down. lam glad to see you, rEsa “ Repose in Abraham’s Buzzum l” sed one of the orifice seekers, his idee bein to git orf a geek at my expence. " Wall,” sez I. “of all you fellers repose in that there Buzzum thare’ll he mity poor nussin for ‘sum of you l” whereupon Old Abe buttoned his weskit clear up, and blusht like a maiding of sweet 16. Just at this pint of the converse tion another swarm of orifice seekers strove 85 cum pilin into the parlor. Sum wanted post orifices, sum wanted collector-ships, sum wanted fnrrin missions. and all wanted snmthin. I thought 01d Abe would go crazy. He hadn’t more than had time to shake hands with ’em, before another tremenjis orowd cum porein onto his premises. His house and dooryard was now perfeekly overflowed with orifice seekers, all olameruss for a immejit interview with Old Abe. One man from Ohio, who had about Seven inches of corn whisky into him, mistook me fur Old Abe and addrest me as “ The Pra-hay rie Flower of the West!” Thinks I you want a. oflis putty had. Another man with a gold headed cane and a red nose told Old Abe he was a “ seckind Washington 8; the pride of the bonndliss West 1” Sez I, “ Square, you wouldn’t take a'small Post Oliis if yould git it, would you ‘3” Sez he, “ a patrit is abuv them things, sir I” “ There’s a putty big crop of patrits this season, oint there, Square ?” sez I, when another ‘ crowd of ofis-seekers poured in. The house, door-yard, barn Sr. woodshed was now all full, and when another crowd cum I told ’em not to go away for want of room, as the hog pen was still empty. One patrit from a small town in Mishygau went up on top the house, got into the chimney, and slid down into the parlor where Old Abe was endeveriu to keep the hungry pack of oflis-seekers from chuwin him ‘up alive Without benefit of clergy: The minit he reached the fireplace he jumpt up, brusht the slot out of his eyes, and yelled : “Don’t make eny pintment at the Spunkille postofiice till you’ve read my papers. All the respectful men in our town issigners to that there docky mentl” “ God God l” cried old Abe, “ they cum upon me from the skize—down the chimneys, and from the bowels of the yearth l" He hadn’t more’n got them words out of his delikit month before two fat cities-seekers from Wisconsin, in endeverin to crawl atween his legs for the purpose of applyin for the toll gateship at Milwawki, upset the President eleek, &. he would hev gone sprawlin into the fire-place if I hadn’t caught him in these arms. But. I hadn’t more’n stood him up strate, be fore another man cum crashin down the chim ney, his head strikin me vilently agiu the inards and prostratin my voluptoous form onto the floor. “ Mr. Linkiu,” shoutid the inyfatooated being, “ my papers is signed by every clergy man in our town; and likewise the skoolmas ter l” Sez I, “ you egrejis ass,” gittin up 8!. brushin the dust from my eyes, ‘l’“ sign your papers with this bunch of bones, if you don’t be a lit tle more keerful how you make my bread baskit a depot in the fnter. How do you like that air perfumery ?” sez I, shaving my fist under his nose. “ Them’s the kind of papers I’ll giv you! Them’s the papers you went l” “ But I workt hard for the ticket; I toiled night and day! The patrit should be rewar ded I” "Vii-Loo,” sed I. holdin’ the infatooated man by the ooatcollar, “virtue, sir, is its own re— ward. Look at me E" He did look at me, and qualed be 4 my gese. “ The fact is,” I con tinued, lookin’ round upon the hungry crowd, ‘3 there is scarcely a ofliss for every ile lump carried round durin’ this campane. I wish there was. I wish there was fun-in missions to be filled on varis Islands where eppydemics rage incessantly, and if “I was in Old Abe’s place I'd send every mother’s son of you to them. What air you here for ?" I continnered, warmin’ up considerable, “can’t you giv Abe aminit’s peace? Don’t you see he’s worrid most to death! Go home you miserable men. go home and till the sile l Go to ‘peddlin tin ware—go to choppiu wood—go to bilin’ sope— stuff aessengers—black boots- git a clerkship en'sum resueetable manure cart—go round as original Swms Bell Ringers—becum I origenal and only’ Campbell Minstrels—go to lecturin at 50 dollars a nite—imbark in the peanut biznisp—‘write for the Ledger—saw 011' your tags and go round givin concerts, with techin 1 appeals 'to a charitable public, printed on your ‘ landfills—anything for a honest livin’, but don’t come round here drivin old Abe crazy by your outrages cuttings up ! Go home, Stand'not upon the order of your goin’, but go to onet! If in five minits from this time,” sex I, pullin’ out my new sixteen dollar huntin ease watch, 'and hrandishin’ it before their eyes, “Ef in five minils from this time a sin gle sole of you remains on these here premises I’ll go out to my cage near by, and let my Boy Constructor loose! & if he gilfl mung you you’ll think Old Solferiuo has cum again and no mistake!” You ought to her seen them somper; Mr. ,Fair. They run orf as tho Salun hisself was arter them with a. red hot ten pronged pilchfork. In five minits the premi m was clear. “ How kin I ever repay you, Mr. Word, for your kindness ?” sed old Abe, advancin and lhakin me warmly By the hand. “ How kin 1' arm a." on, air. "u Egg-[lily the whole countrya good, sound administration. B! P 031719 do “Do“ the troubled waters; North Ind 39mm By pus looin’ a Patriotic.” firm and Just course, and then if any State went: to secede, let ’em Small?" ‘ ' ' ' “ How ’bout my Cabnit Ministre, Ward ?” ed Abe. “ Eill 11. up with showmen, sir! Showmen is dewoui of pollytics. They hain’t got, a. darn prmo2ple! They know how to cater to the Pubhc- They know what the public wants, NON-h 3" South. Showmen, air, is honest men. Ef you doubt lhare leterrary abillity, look at than poastega. and see small bills! Ef you want a, Cubmt as is a. Cabnit, fill it up with showman but don’t call on me. The morrull racks figger perfeshun mustn’t be permitted to 80 down while thure’s a drop of blood in these vains! A. Linkin, I wish you well!— Ef Powers or Walcutt. wus to pick out a. moddul for a. beautiful man, I skursely think they’d sculp you; but of you do the fare thing by yure country yule make as putt-y a. angil as eny of us or eny other man! A. Linkin use the talents witch nature has put into you judishusly and firmly, and all will be well 1— A. Linkiu, adoo l” w He shook me cordgully by the hand—we exchanged picters so we could gaze upon each others’ liniments when far away from one nnother——he at, the hellum of the ship of State and I at the hellum of the show bizniss—ad— mittauce only fifteen sents. flusinmfi «Katha. DENTI S T R Y . ‘THE UNDERSIGNED, DOCTOR 0F DENTAL SURGERY. Respectfully tenders his professional services to the citizens of Harrisburg and vicinity, ' OFFICE IN STATE srfinnm,‘ 0220.9er THE BRAD r H 0 1753. sep2s-d&wtf B. M. GILDEA, D. I). S. DR. 0. WEIOHEL, SURGEON VAN!) OGULISEI', RESIDENCE THIRD NEAR NORTH STREET. He in now fully prepared to attend promptly to the duties of professidn in all its branches. A I.oth AND mm? 81700385th HEDIOAI: Ext-nannies justifies him in promising full and ample sntiafaetion to all who may favor him with a call, be the disease Chronic or any other nature. nus—dandy WM. H. MILLER, ATTORNEY AT LA W . Oflce comer of MARKET STREET and the SQUARE, (Wyeth’e,) second floor front. 1]? Entrance on Market Square. .nm—lydkw W ~ W. . H A Y s , A'i‘Tonmnr-Am-LAW. o FFI a E, WALNU STREET, BETWEEN SECOND & THIRD, .115] nnmsnuno, m. [dly THEO. F. SGHEFFER, 3002, 04121) AIVB .703 PRINTER, jans 7 No.lB Market Street. Harrisburg. ‘M M. PARKHILL, SHOOIBSOR 'lO H. I. In“! PLUMBER AND muss F'OUNDER, 108 MARKET 81., HARRISBURG; BRASS OASTINGS, of every description, madeto order‘ American manufsctnred Lead and Iron Pipes of :11 sizes Hydrate ofevery description made and reputed. Hot and Gold Water Baths Shower Baths, Water 01min, Gietern Pumps, Lead Collins and Lead work of every description done at the shortest notice, on the most reasonable terms. rectory and Engine work in general. All orders thank fully received and punctually attended to. The highest price in cash given for old Copper, Brass, Lead and Spelter. ‘ mylB~dtf J o. MOL T z, iNGINEEB, MACHINIST AND STEAM FITTIE, No. 6, North Sixth at, between Walnut and Mark“ . Earriqblgtg, Pa. . _ Machinery gfevery descriptionmade and repaint-£3lm flocks of all um, and a large amment of Gas fittings constantly on hang . ‘ _ . All work done in this establishment will be under his own glhwnision, pnd warranted to give satisfaction. on . - RELIGIOUS B 00K STORE, TRACT AND SUNDAY" SCHOOL DEPOSITORY; E. S. GERMAN, 27 SOUTH SECOND STREET, ABOVE GEESNUT, nAnklsnnnG, Im. Depot forthe sale of StereoscopesfitereoacopicViews, Music and Musical Instruments. Also, subscriptions tflsen for religious pubtiami. nose-fly FRANKLIN H‘O-USE, nunumonn', MD This pleasant and commodious Hotel has been tho roughly re-fitted and re-fnrnished. It is pleasant}: situated on N orth-West corner of Howard and Frankhn streets. a. few doors west of the Northern Central Rail way Depot. Every attention paid to the comfort of his guests. G. LEISENRING, Proprietor, jel2-tf . (Late of Selins Grove, Pa.) gunk fipplimtimw. B A N K NOT I C E.-—Notlce is hereby given, that the undersigned have formed an Asso ciation, and prepared and executed a Certificate, for the purpose of establishing a. Bank of fissue, Discount and Deposite, under the provisions of t e act entitled “An act to establish a, system of Free Banking in Pennsyl vania and to secure the public against loss from Insol vent flanks," approved the fast any of March, A. D. 1660, said Bank to he called THE DOWNINGTOWN BANK, to be loested in Downingtown, to consist of a. Capital Stock of Fifty Thousand Dollars, in shares of FiftyrDol lure each, with the privilege of increasing the same to any amount not exceeding m 8.11 Three Hundred Thom" send Dollars. Charles Downing, David Shelmire, John Webster, William Rogers, William Edge, J. K. Eahelman, Richard D. Wells, Samuel Ring-wait, J. P. Baugh, Stephen Blatchford September 3, 1860.—sep1 -d6m B ANK N OTI 0 E.—Notlce Is hereby given that an Association has been formed and a certificate prepared for the purpose of establishing a Bank of Issue, Discount and Deposite under the provi sions of the act entitled “An act to establtsh a system of Free Banking in Pennsylvania, and to secure the pub lic against loss from Insolvent Banks,”e.ppruved the 3151: day of March,lB6o. The said Bank to be called “ The Bethlehem Bank,” and to be located in the borough of Bethlehem, in the county of Northampton, with a angi tul Stock of Fifty Thousand Dollars, in shares of F 1 ty Dollars each, with the privilege of increasing the said Stock to Two Hundred Thousand Dollars. au2s-dSm BANK N 0 TI 0 E .—Notice 15 hereby given, that an association has been formed and a certificate prepared, for the purpose of establishing n Bank of issue, discount and deposit, under the provision: of the act, entitled “An Act to establish a. system of free banking in Pennsylvania, and to secure the public against loss by insolvent banks,” approved the thirty-first day 01 March, 1860. The said Bank to be called the “FREE BANK,” and to be located in the city of Philadelphia, and to consist of a capital stock of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, in shes-es of fifty dollars elm]:z with the privilege of increasing the same to any amoun not exceeding in all one million of dollars. ij—dfim EXTENSION OF BANK CHARTER Notice is hereby given that “ The Farmers’ and Mechanics) Bank of Eaton,” a. Bank of Discount and Deposits, located in the borough of Enston, N orthamp ton county, Pennsylvania, having a capital of Four Hun-l dred Thousand Dollars, will apply to the next Legislature of Pennsylvania for a. renewal of its charter for fifteen years, from the expiration of its present charter, with its present capital stock, powers and privileges, and without any alteration in or increase of the same. P . S. MIGHLEB, President. M’E. FORMAN, Cashier. 59304151.. B AN K N 01‘ I C E.—Notice 1s hereby given that an Association has been formed and a Certificate prepared for the purpose of establishing a Bank of Issue, Discount and Deposite, under the provi sions of the act entitled “An act to establish a system of free banking in Pennsylvania, and to secure the public against loss from insolvenfi banks,” approved the 31“ any of March, 1860. The said Bank to be called the “ State Bank,” and to be located in the city of Philadel phia, and to consist of a Capital Stock of Fifty Thousand Dollars, in shares of Fifty Dollars each, with the privi lest! of increasing the same to any amountnotsxceeding “3 a“ One Million of Dollars. je29-d6m* UPHOLSTERING. C . F . VOLL M E R I: prepared to do all kinds of work in the UPHOLSTERING B USINESS. Pays particular attention to AND PUTTING DOWN CARPETS, MAKINGLiANIEJIfiPAIRING MAT TBASSES, REPAIRING FURNITURE. m., be. He can be found at all time: at his residence, In the rear of the William Tell House, corner of Raspberry and Black berry ways. gepm-dly MESSRS. CHICKERING & CO. HAVE AGAIN OBTAINED THE 90 L 1) ME BA L! AT THE ' MEGHANICS’ FAIR, 308101;, 831.]! I'll PRIOIDINII VIII, arEE=SIzTr GOMPETITORS eroon for the 08103331216 PILNOB, st m., b , 0.: 92 Market attach . $334: w. ocnn's 1511810 3103:. mifitellanenua. Tn AKALGMIA'HDX or Lmonmns.-—There is agrowing tendency in this age to appropriate the most expressive words“ other languagefl, and alter a. while to in amoral» them into our own ; thus the word Cephalic, which is from the Greek, signifying “for the head," is now becom ing popularized n cfnnection with Mr. Spahimg's great Headache remedy, but it will soon be used in a more gen eral way, and the word Cephalic will nice-us as com men as Electrotype and many others whose distinction as for eign words has been worn away by romlnon usage until they seem “active 3 to the manor born.” . ’ardly Realized. Hi ’ad ‘ll ’crri‘ole ’eadache this hafternonn, hand I stepped into the hapothecaries hand says hi to the man, "Can you house me of an ’eadache’!” “Does it hache ’ard,” say! ’9. “Hexccedingly,” says hi, hand upon that ’8 gave me a. Cephalic Pill, hand ’pon ma ’onur it cured me 59 quick that I ’lrdly realized 1 ’ad ’ad an ’eadache. FEEADACKE is the fluorite sign by 'whioh nature makes known any deviation whatever from the natural state of the brai ~ and viewed in this light it may be looked on as a safeguard intended to give notice of disease which might ntheryviso escape attention, till too late to be reme died; and its indications should never be neglect—d. new; . aches may be classified under two names, viz: Symptoms. tic and Idiopathic. Symptomatic Headache is exceedingly common Midis the precursor of a. great variety of diseases, among which are Apoplexy, Gout, Rim: matism and all febrile diseases. In its nervous form it is sympathetic of disease of the stomach constituting sick headache, of he patic disease constituting biz-ious headache, of worms,- constipation and other disorders of the bowels, as well as renal and uterine affections. Diseases of the heart are very frequently attended with Headaches; Anaemia and Plot-ore sre also nfl'ections which frequently occasion headac he.— Idiopsthio Headache is nlso very common, being usually distinguished by the name of nervous headache, sometimes coming on suddenly in a State of apparently sound health and prostrsting at once the mental and physical energies, and in other instanaes it comes on slowly, herilded by de pression of sfiirits or acerbity of temper. I}: most inst-n - ces the pain is in the front of the head, over one or both eyes, and sometimes provoking vomiting ; under this class may also be nnmsd Neuralgm. For the treatment of either class of Headache the Ge phnlio Pills have been found a sure and safe remedy, relie vingthe most acute pain: in a. few minutel. and by its subtle power eradicating the diseases 0! which Headache in the nnerring index. ’ anmn.-—Miunn wants youto send her 3 box of Cep halic Glue, no, a. bottle of Prepared Pills—bun I’m think ing that?! not just its nutter; but perhaps yn’ll ho anther knowing What it is. Ya no she’s nigh dead and gone with the Sic: Hamlin, and. wants mm more of that name as nhived her before. - Dmggiu —You must mean Bpalding’l Cephalic Pills. Bridget—Och ! sure now and you’ve led it. here’s the qyunlrthsr and giv me the Bills and dont be all day about it I! 0' - ‘ Constipation or Costiveness. No one of the “many ills flesh is heir to" isso prevalent, so little understood, and so much neglected as Goetiveness. Often originating in carelessness or sedentary habits; it is regarded as a slight disorder of too little eonswquence to excite anxietytwhile in reality it is the precursor and companion of many 0‘ the moss fatal and dangerous dis eases, and unless early eradicated it will bring the sufl'erer to an untimely grave. Among the lighter evils of which costiveness is the usual attendant are Headache, Colic, Rheumatism, Foul Breath, Piles and others of l he nature. while a lung train or ffghlful diseases such as Malignant levers, Abcesaes, Dysentery, Diarrhea, Dyspepsia, Apo plexy, Epilepsy Paralysis, Hysteria, Hypnchoudriasi s, Melancholy and insanity, first indicate their presence in the system by this alarming symptom. Not unxrequently the diseases named originate in Constipation, but take on an independent existence unless the cause is eradicated in an early stage l'rom all these considerations it follows that the disorder should receive immediate attention when ever it occurs, and no person should neglect to get a box of Cephalic Pills on th- first appearance of. the complaint, as their timely use will expel the insidious approaches of disease and destroy this dangerous foe to human life. A Real Blessing Physician—Well, Mrs. Jones, how is that headache I Mrs Janes~ Gone 1 Doctor. all gone! the pill you sent cured me in just twenty minutes. and I wish yo v would send mere so that I can have them handy. Phymiuu.—-!on can get them at any Drnggim. can for Cephalic Pine, I find they never fail, and I recommend them in M 1 cases of Headache . Mrs. Jones —I shall son! for a bdx directly, and she. tell all my aufiering friends, for they are a real blessing. 'stm Mmmoxs or DOLLARS SAVED.—Mr'. Spalding has sold two millions of bottles -I' his celebrated Prepared Glue and it is estimated that each bottle saves at least ten dollars worth of broken furniture, thus making an aggre gate of twrnty millions of‘ dollars reclaimed from to al loss by this valuable invention Having made his Glue a household word, he now proposes to do the world still greater service by curing all the aching hea s with his caphalic Pills. and if they are as good as his Glue, Heml aches will soon vanish away like now in July. ifi’Ovnn nxousustw, and the mental care and anxiety incident to the close attention to business or sway, are among the numetons causes 0: Nervous Headache. The disordered slate of mind. and body incident to thisdistress ins complaint is n and blow to all energy and ambition.— Sufferers by tnis disorder can always obtain speedy relaef from these distressinx attacks by using one or the Cephalic Pills Whenever the symptoms appear It quiet: the over tasked basin, and soothes the strained and jtrring nerves, and relaxes the tension ot the stomach which always ac companies and aggravates the disordered condition of the brain. FAG: won'ra How‘m} —Spaldins’s Cephalic Pills are a certain cure for Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Nervous Headache, Oostiveness' and General Debility.~ Gnu Discount—Among the most important of all the great medical dISJOVBI‘ieH of thia age may be considered the m stain of vaccination for proaction [tom Small Pot, the Cephzfle Pill for relief of Headache, and the use of Quiniue for the prevention of Revers. either of which in it sure specific. whose benefits will be experienced by Bill'- fering humanity long after their discoverern are forgotten. 32?”!!! you. ever have the Sick Headache? Do you remember the throbbing temples, thv revered brnw, the loathing and disgust at the sight of food? How totally unfit you were for pleasure conversation or study One of the Cephalic Pills wool | Live relieved you from all tbs suffering which you than experienced For this and other purposes you should always have a box of them on hand to use an occasion requires. §s§p¢ _ ea «2 m \ Dag}; RF. ($9 _‘ Nervous Headache _CURE . daldnas OK’ flgafiaeheg By the use of these Pills the periodic attacks of IY6?- nous qr Sic]: Headache may be prevented; and if when at the commencement of an attack immedinle relief from pain and sickness will be obtained. They seldom fcil in removing the Nausea and Head ac he to which females are so subject. They not gently upon the bowels,— removing 6'05“”- nus. For Literary Men, Students, Delicate Females, and all persons of sedentary habits, they are valuable 1|! a Laxative, improving the appetite, giving tone and vigor to the digestive organs, and restoring the natural elasticity and strength of the whole system. The onnnmo Hus m the man of lung hive!“- gation 3nd carefully conducted experiments, having been in use many years, during which time may have prevented sud relieved a net amount of pain and snfl'ering from Headache, what]: er originnting in the ncwaus system or from a deranged stare of the stomach. They no entirely Vegetable in their com ' ' - Osman Ind nil] be taken at 11l times with perfect a crawling“; ma hug my change or diet, and the abxanc. of an, 4.3.. gram“. taste tendon it may to admm' children. . um 21m» to BEWARE OF COUNTEBFEITS: The genuine hue live ligature: of Henry 0. 31mm on ml: box. mm by bassist: and all otherhduleu in Medicinal. A Box will he sent by uni! prepuid on receipt of the PRICE TWENTY-FIVE GEN TS. All “a." [build be manned to ' new!“ 0. IPALDING, 40 CEDAR STREET, NEW _YOBK. non-u". ' ' Gd): tflouel. THE ONLY DISCOVERY . WORTHY OF ANY CONFIDENCE FOll RESTO R I N G 7 THE BALD AND GRAI. Many, since the great discovery of Prof. Wood, have attempted not_ only to imitate his restorative, but PW' fess to have _dlscuvered something that would produce . results ideutloal; but they have all come and gone, be— ing carried away: by the wonderful results of Professor Wood’s preparation, and have been forced to leave the field to its resistless sway. Read the following: Barn, Maine, April 15, 1859- Pnor. 0. J. Woon Jr. 00.: Gents :—The letter I wrote you in 1856 Concerning your valuable Hair Restorative, and which you have published in this vicinity and else where, has given rise to numerous enquiries “398113118 the facts in the case. The enquiries are, first ‘3 I's 9' fact of my habitation and name, as stated in the com munication ; second, is it true of all therein contained; third, does my hair still continue to be in good order and of natural color? To all I can and do answer invarialgly yes. My hair is even better than in any stage of my life for 40 years past, more soft, thrifty, and better colored; the same is true of my whiskers, and the only cause why it is not generally true, is that the substance is washed ‘ oll‘ by frequent ablation of the face, when if care were used by wiping the face in close connection with the } whiskers, the same result will follow as the hair. I have been in the receipt of a great number of letters from all parts of New England, asking me if my hair still continues to be good ; as there is so much fraud in the manufacture and sale of various compounds as well 83 this, it has. no doubt, been basely imitated, and been used, not only without any good effect, but to absolute injury. I have not used any of your Restorative of any account for some months, and yet my hair is as good as ever, and hundreds have examined it with surprise, as I am now 61 years old and not a gray hair in my head or on my face; and to prove this fact, I send you a lock of my hair 1; ken off the past week. I received your favor of two quart bottles last summer, for which I am very grateful: I gave it to my friends and thereby induced them to try it; many were skeptical until after trial, and then purchased and used it with universal success. I will ask as a favor, that you send me a test by which I erg: discover fraud in, the Restorative, sold by many, I is r, without authority from you. A pure article will insure success, and I believe where good efl'ects do not follow, the failure is cansed_by the impure article, which curses the inventor of the good. I deem it my duty, as heretofore, to keep you apprised of the continued eii‘ect on my hair, as I assure all who enquire of me of my un shaken opinionpf its valuable results. I remain, dear sirs 7 yours, A. O. RAYMOND. ' Aaron’s Run, Ky., Nov. 30, 1858. PROF. 0. J. Woon: Dear Sin—l would certainly be doin you a great injustice not to make known to the world, the wonderful as well as the unexpected result I have experienced from using on: bottle of your Hair Restorative. After using every kind of Restoratives extant. but without success, and finding my head nearly destitute of hair, I was finally induced to try _a bottle of your Hair Restorative. Now, candor and justice compel me to announce to whoever may read this, that I now possess a new and beautiful growth of hair, which! pronounce richer and handsomer than the original was. I will therefore take occasion to recommend this in valuable remedy to ALL who may feel the necessity of it. Respectful y yours, REV. S. ALLEN BROOK. P. S -—This testimonial of my approbation for your valuable medicine 9“ you. are aware of) is unsolicited; but if you think i worthy of a place among the rest, insert it you wish; it not destroy and say nothing. Yours, Jno., Rev. 5. A. B. - Depot 444 Broadway, and sold by all dealers through out the world. . ‘ 0. LWOOD s', 00., Proprietors, 444 Broadway, New York, and 114 Market Street, st. Louis, Mo. And sold by all good Draggists and Fancy Goods Doalers. nolT—ddrwsm HANDSOME WOMEN TO THE LADIES EUNT’S "BLOOM 0F RISES,” a rich and delicate color for the cheeks and lips, WILI‘wISOT WASH on RUB OFF, and when once applied remains durable for years. mailed free in bottles for $l.OO. -HUN'I"S “COURT TOILET POWDER,” imparts a dazzling whiteness to the complexion, and is unlike any thing else used for this purpose, mailed free for 50 cents. HUN 'l‘ ’5 “ BRITISH BALM,” remove» in freckles, nunzum and all eruptions of the skin, mailed free for 50 can . HUN T’s “IMPERIAL POMADE.” for the hair, strengthens and improves its growth, keeps it from [all ing 01!, and warranted TO MAKE THE HAIR CURL, mailed free for $l.OO. _ HUNT’S “ PEARL BEAUTIFIER," for the teeth and gums, cleanses and whitene the teeth harden; the gums, purifies the breath effectually, ‘l7 Rh BER v E 5 mm :31]:ng AND PREVENTB TOOTH-AGHE, mailed free or . . - HUNT’S “BRIDAL WREATH PERFUME," adonble :xta'gct of orange blossom and cologne, mailed free for 1. . This exquisite perfume was first used by the PRINCESS ROYAL OF ENGLAND, on her marriage. MESSRS HUNT J: 00 presented the PRINCESS with an elegant case of Perfumery, (in which all of the above articles were included,) in handsome cutglass with gold stoppers, valued at $l5OO, particulars of which appeared in the public prints. All the above articles sent FREE by ex press for $5.00. Gash can either accompany the order or be paid to the express agent on delivery of goods. ' HUNT a; 00., , Perfume” to the Quinn, REGENT STREET, LONDON, AND 707 SANSOM 81:31:31, The Trade supplied. PHILADEIJFEIA. aepfi-dly Qim fiatmclieepcrs.‘ as: 2953):?) /. QqO/‘Tlms GO) “y 4" 8;; z» A? a [5,! 4;? ECONOMY! m ,y foal/«’3 Diaspmmlh? E f; w“: .Save the Pieces! 9: As accidents will happen men in well-regulatedfami lies, it is very desirable to have some cheap and conve nient way for repairing Furniture, Toys, Crockery, 5m SPALDING’S PREPARED GLUE meets all such emergencies, and no household can 9.6011! to be without it. It is alwsys ready tnd up“ the stick. ing point. There is no longer a necessity for limping chairs, splintered veneers, headless dolls, and broken cradles. It is just the article for cone, shell, and other omsgnentsl work, so popular with ladies of refinement sud sate. This admiuble preparation“ used cold, being chemi: cally lield in solution, and {assessing all the valuable qnahtles of the best cabine makers’ Glue. It maybe used in the place of ordinary mncilsge, being vastly more adhesive. “USEFUL IN EVERY HOUSE ” N. B.—A Brush accompanies eachbootla. Pricc,2s cents. WHOLESALI DEPOT, NO. 43 CEDAR STREET, NEW YORK Address HENRY C. SPALDING as 00., Box No. 3,600. New York Put up for Dealers in Case: containing Four, Eight Ind Twelve Dozen—x beautiful Lithograp ic Show-Gard accompanying each package. 33' A single bottle of BPALDING’S PREPARED GLUE will save ten times its cost annually to every household .Ffi sold by 511 prominent Stationerammggiauéoflardware and Furniture Dealers, Grocers, and Fancy S res. Country merchants should make a note of SPAM)- ING’S PREPARED GLUE, when making up their list. It will stand any climate. feblLdkwly V O T I G E ..——-The underslgned havmg I opened an English and Classical School for Boys in the Lecture Room of what was formerly called the “United Brethren Church,” on Front, between Walnut and Locust streets. is prepared to receive pupils sud instruct them in the branches usuelly taught in schools of that character. The number of pupils is limited to twenty—five. For information with regard to terms, &c., applyto Rev. Mr. Bonuses and Rev. Mr. Burns. or personally to '[oc2s-dtf] Inns 3. KING. C o 0P E R’S GELATINE.—The best Intel. in the mrketgnat received and for “[0 by tau-144: ‘ WM. DOM! J- KELLEB’S DRUG STORE in the p 1... ~ to My Dom Indiana. filehiml. Ax apenent and Stomachic preparation of IRON puri fied of Oxygen and Carbon by combustion in Hydrogen. Sanctioned by the highest Medical Authorities, both in Europe and the United States, and prescribed in their practice. The dxperience of thousands daily proves that no pre paration of Iron can be compared with it. Impurities of the blood, depression of vital energy, pale and otherwise sickly complexions, indicate its necessity in almost every conceivable case. a Innoxious in all maladies in which it has been tried, it has proved absolutely curative in each of the followmg I complaints, viz: 1 In DEBILII'Y, Nsnvous Anna-nous, Ensure-nos, Dvs- l rsrsu, Cons-neuron, Drsnnnms, Dummy, Incrrmsr Consumron, Sommmus Tournaments. Sst'r Rascal, Mrssassrausrxos,Wnirss,CnLososls, LivenOoanslm, Gnaomc Essnscnss, Busumrrsx,lxrsmxrrnersvsas, Prunes on m Face, kc. In cases of Grasses]. Deans“, whether the result of - acute disease, or of the continued diminution of nervous and muscular energy from chronic complaints, one trial of this restorative has proved successful to an extent which no descrip! ion or written attestation would render credible . Invalids so long bed- ridden as to have become forgotten in their own neighborhoods, have suddenly reappeared in the busy world as i! just returned from protracted travel in a ‘ distant land. Some very signal instances of this kind are attested of female Bnfi‘erers, emaciated victims of apparent maiasmus, ssngnineous exhaustion, critical changes, and that complication of nervous and dyspeptic aversion to air and exercise for which the physician has no name. In Nsavons Anusortoss or all kinds, and for reasons familiar to medical men, the operation of this preparation of iron must necessarily be salutary, for, unlike the old oxides, it is vigorously tonic, without being exciting and overheating; and gently, regularly aperlent, even in the most obstinate cases 0! costiveness, without ever being a gastric purgative, or inflicting a disagreeable sensation. It is this latter property among others, which makes it so remarkably etfectual and permanenta remedy for Piles, upon which it also appears'to exert a distinct and specific action. by dispersing the local tendency which forms them. In Dresses“, innumerable as are its causes, a single box of these Chalybeate Pills has often suflic'ed for the most habitual cases, including the attendant Castinzness. 1n unchecked minimum, even when sdvancedto Dvslsl rear, confirmed, emaciating, and apparently malignant the efl‘ects have been equally decisive and astonishing. In the local pains, loss of flesh and strength, debilitating cough, and remittent hectic, which generally indicate Is oirtssr Consumroln, this remedy has allayed the alarm of friends and physicians, in several very gratifying and interesting instances. In Sonorunous Tunnnounosss, this medicated iron has Ind far more than the good effect of the most cautiously balanced preparations of iodine, without any of their well known liabilities. The attention of femaleecannot be too confidenziiyinvited to this remedy and restorative, inthe cam pee iarly af fectinghem. i‘ In BUILTIDI, both chronic and inflammatory-4n the latter, however, more decidedly—filler been invariably well reported, both as alleviating pain and reducing the ewe]- lenge and Itifl'ness of the jointl and muscles. In Ina-remnant Fines it must necessarily he a great remedy and energetic restorative and its progress in the new settlements of the West, will probably be one of high - renown and usefulness. No remedy has ever been discovered in the whole history of medicine, which exerts such prompt, happy, and fully restorative efi'ects. Good appetite, comp ete digestion, rapid acquisition of strength, with an unusual disposition for active and cheerful exercise, immediately follow its use. Put up in neat flat metal boxes containing 60 pills, price 50 cents per box; for sale by druggiste and dealere. Will be sent free to any address‘ on receipt of the price. All letters, orders, etc., uhonld be addressed to ' R. B. LOGKE & 00., General Agents. mflS-dkwly- 20 Cedar Street, New York. a) , «wfiimflyfly figfigagg“ ;‘ . A S U P'E R LATIVE gems, DIUBETICC; Wammm WHEN. TO THE CITIZENS OF NEW JERSEY AND PENNSY_AN,LVIA _ _ _ _ > > > APOTHECARIES. DRGUGISTS, Gnoqns AND PRIVATE WOLFE’S PURE COGNAO BRANDY. W‘iVOl‘FEis PURE MADEIRA, SHERRY AND PORT NE: WOLFE’S PURE JAMAICA AND ST. CROIX RUM WOLFE’S PURE SCOTCH AND IRISH WHISKY. IN BOTTLES ITI3 I beg leave to call the attention of the citizens of the United States to the above ans and LIQUOBS, im ported by UDOLPHO WOLFE, of New York, whose name In familiar in every part 'of this country for the purity of his celebrated Scumnsu SuuAPPs. Mr. Wows, in his letter to me, speaking of the purity of his Wmss and LIQUORS, says: “I Wlll stake my reputation as a man, my standing as a merchant of thirty years’ resi dence in the City of New York, that all the BRANDY and ans which I bottle are pure as imported, and of the best quality, and can be relied upon by every purchaser. ” Every bottle has the proprietor’s name on the wax, and 3. :ac simile of his signature on the eertifieste. The public are respectfully invited to call and examine for themselves. For sale at RETAIL by all‘ Apothecaries and Grocers in Philadelphia. GEORGE E. ASHTON, No. 832 Market street, Philadelphia, - Sale Agent for Philadelphia Read the following from the New York Courier .- Euomous BUSINESS F 0): on NEW You: MERCHANT We are happy tu inform our fellow-citizens that there is one place in our city where the physifiian, apothecary, and country merchant, can go and purchase pure Wines and Liquors, as pure as imported, and of the best quality. We do not intend to give an elaborate description of this merchant’s extensive business, although it will well re pay any stranger or citizen to, visit Uoonrno Wonrs’s extensive warehouse, Nos. 18, 20 and 22, Beaver street and Nos 17, 19 and 21, Marketfleld street. His stock ol‘ Schnapps on hand ready for shipment could not have bEen less than thirty thousand cases; the Brandy, some ten thousand cases—Vintages of 1838 to 1856; and ten thousand cases of Madeira, Sherry and Port Wines, Scotch and Irish Whisky, Jamaica and at. Groix Rum, some very old and equal‘ to any in this country. He also had three large cellars, filled with Brandy, Wines, &c., in casks, under Custom-House key, ready for bottling. Mr. Women’s sales of Schnapps last year amounted to one hundred and eighty thousand dozen, and we hope in less than two years he may be equally euccessf With his Brandies and Wines. His business merits the patronage of every lover of his species. Private families who wish pure Wines and Liquors for median-l use should send their orders direct to Mr Woue, until every Apothecary in the land make up their minds to discard the poisonous stutf from their shelves, and replace it with Woun’s pure WINES and Liquoss. We understand Mr. Won-s, for the accommodation of small dealers in the country, puts up assorted cases of Wines and Liquors. Such 5 mm, and such a. merchant, should be sustained against his tens of thousands of op ponents in the United States, who sell nothing but im tstions, ruinous alike to human health and happiness. For sale by 0. K. KELLER, Druggist, sole agent for Harrisburg. sepM&w6m M A N H. 0 , 0 D, HOW LOST, HOW RESTORE I). Just Published, in. :1 Sealed Envcln a A LECTURE ON THE NATURE, TREATMgifiT AND RADICAL (JUNE 0! SPEBMATORREOEA, or Seminal Weukness, Sexual Debility, Nervonsueaa and Involuntary Emissions, producing Impowncy, Consumption and Mental and Physical Deuility. B-Y ROB. J. OULVERWELL. M. D. The important fact that the awful consequences of self ebuse may he efl‘ecmall y removed withnunnternnl medicines or the dangerous applications of caustics, instruments, medicated bnugies, and other emnirical devices, is here clearly demenstrated, and the entirely new and highly eucwserul treatment, as adopted by the celebrated author, fully explained, by means of which every one is enabled to cure himself perfectly, and at the least possinle cost, there by avoiding all the advertierd nostmme of the day The Lecture will prove a boon to thousands and thousands Sent under seal to any addreSs, post amid, on the receipt of two onstage stamps, by addressing Dr. CHAS J. 0. KLINE, 480 irst Avenue, New York, Post Box 4,580. ale-dkwly H AVANA ORANGES I I I A prime lot just received by . oc3o. 7 , -WM. DOCK, JIL, aCo DRIED PARED PEACH ES, Dried UNPARED PEACHES, Dried APPLES, Dried BLACKBERBIEB, just received by octze. _ WM. DOCK, Jn., a: co, 'I‘UY-BUUKS of an endless variety, for the amusement and instruction of our little anal, I SOHEI‘FEB’S Bookstore. ' HUMPHBEY’S ‘ ~ SPECIFIC H OME' OPA THIO REMEDIES, [or Illa st KELLIR’B Drug Stow, mm 91 Market Street SMOKE ! SMOKE I ! SMOKE ! ! !—ls , not objectionable when from LOIGAB purohuod It KELLER’B DRUG STORE. 91 Mtl'k'et street. lap" LAYE a Mls‘msgwnom, Hm and "lacuna: Bangs-,1“: men‘s: 1300‘. 13., a 00' . FA M'ILIES Oltbical. Wot) F‘ The attention of Invalids, Physicians. (Hermon, scientific men, and the publlc #110331”, is reagecflnlly solicited to the merits of this c emlcal preparation, con. taining IRON, SULPHUR, ANI.) 'PHOSPHOROUS, and which is identical in its composition vnth the (imam Globule, or red blood. In all diseases accompamed with l) E B I L I 'l‘ Y , pale countenance and nervous derangement. analyses of the blood show a deficiency of the red globules. Rudd, complexion and a rosy tint of the skin, is always indie... tive of health; while a pale, wax-like skm and counte. nance,—which evinces a. deficiency of the red globules —. accompanies a diseased organism. Preparations oflm'm have been given for the purpose of supplying the red 31°. bules, but we contend that IRON alone, SULPHUR alone or PHOSPHOROUS alone, will not meet the deficienc} ‘ in every case, but that a judicious combination of all these elements is necessary to restore the blood to its normal standard. This point, never before attained, has been reached in the BLOOD FOOD, and its discovery ranks as one of the most scientific and important of the age. Its effects in CONSUMPTION are to soften the cough, bracethe nerves, strengthen the system, allay the prostratmg night sweats, increase the physical and mental energy} enri ch the blood by restoring the lacking red globules, Increase the appetite, restore the color, and clothe the skeleton frame with flesh. The BLOOD FOOD will be found a. specific in all CHRONIC DISEASES of the THROAT or LIJNGS, such as Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs, 83.0. _Pubhc speakers and singers will find it of great utility in clearing and strengthening the vocal organs. In Bysyepsm, Lwer Complaints, Dropsy, Epilepsy, Purely/515, Sczqfula. Gravel, S;_ w. ms’ Dance, Fee-er and Ague Bcm, lts efiiciency is marked, and instantaneous . In no elites of diseases, however, are the beneficial effects of this remedy so conspicuous as is those harrassing FEMALE COMPLAINTS to which the gentler sex are liable, and which tend to wards Consumption, such as suppressed or diflieult Men. struatilm, Green Sickness, Whites, Jno., especially when hese complaints are accompanied with paleness, a dingy hue or pallor of the skin, depression of spirits, debillty, palpitation, want of appetite, and nervous prostration. We have the utmost confidence in recommending the BLOOD FOOD to all who may be conscious of a loss of vitality or energy; and to those whose mental or bodily powers are prostrated through over. use, either of the mind or body and we deem it our duty to any that in all cases of Weakness and Emaciatwn, and‘in all diseases of the Kidneys or Bladder this preparation has a claim upon the attention of sufl‘erers which cannot be over estimated. A faithful trial will he found the most con vincing proof in regard to its efiicney that could be asked for. With the above remarks, and with the numerous testimonials we have in its favor, we ofl'er the “BLOOD FOOD” to the consideration of the afflicted, knowing that it will be acknowledged as pie—eminent over all other preparations, patent or oflicinal, in point of usefulness. Circulars giving the' Theory upon which this remedy is founded, also certificates of remarkable cures will be sent free when desired. We forward the BLOOb FOOD to any part of the United states or Canadas upon receipt of price—sl per bottle to for six bottles. Be careful in all cases to take none hut that having our famsimile sig nature upon the wrapper. None other is genuine. Prepared only by. CHURCH dc DUPONT, No. 409 Broadway, New York, And sold by them, and by all respectable Druggists. For sale by C. A. BINNVABT, 0. K. KELLER and D. W. GROSS Jr. 00., Harrisburg. t‘eufl-eowdtvdy PUBIFY THE BLOOD! MOFFATS VEGETABLE LIFE PILLS A N D PHmNIX BITTERS. The high and envied celebrity which these pre-eml nent Medicines have acquired for their invaluable enl cacy in all the Diseases which they profess to cure, has rendered the usual practice of pnfling not only unneces. sexy, but unworthy of them. IN ALL GASES Of Asthmn Acute and chronic Bhemuetism, Afiections of the Bladder and Kidneys. BILIp’O‘S FEVEBS AND LIVER COMPLAINTS, In the South and West, where these diseases prevail, they will be found invaluable. Planters farmers and othershwho once use these Medicines, will never after wards e without them. BILIOUS CHOLIO SEROUS LOOSENESS PILES,COS _ TIVENESS, GbLDs AND COUGHS dHOLIG, censors Humans Dnorsrss. Drsrnrsmr-‘No person with this distressing disease, should delay using these Medicines immediately. Eruptions of the Skin, Erysipelas, Fletulency. Fsvsn AND Aces—For this scourge of the Western country these Medicines will be found a safe, speedy and certain remedy. Other medicines leave the system sub. ject to a. return of the disease; a. cure by these medi cines is permanent. Try them. Be satisfied; and be cured. Founssss or Cournsxxos— GENERAL DEBILITY, GOUT, GIDDINESS, GRAVEL, Headaches of every kind, Inward Fever, Inflammatory Rheumatism, Impure Blood, J sundice,‘ Loss of Appet‘nv- MERGUEIAL DISEASES.—Never fails to eradicate er.- tirely all the effects of Mercury infinitely sooner than the most powerful "preparation ofl Ssrsuparilla. NIGHT SWEATS, NERVOUS DEBILITY. NERVOES COMPLAINTS 01‘ ALL KINDS. ORGANIC AFFECTIONS. Pure—The original proprietor of these Medicine ‘ was cured of Piles, of thirty-five years’ standing, bythe the .use of these Life Medicines alone. PAINS in the Head, Side, Beck, Limbs, Joints and Organs. humanism—Those ofl'ected with this terrible dis ease, will be sure of relief by the Life Medicines. Rush of Blood to the Head, Scurvy, Salt Rheum Swellings. Sonoruu, or KING’S EVIL, in its worst forms. Ulcer of every description. Worms of all kinds are efl'ectuslly expelled by these ; Medicines. Parents will do well to administer them ‘ whenever their existence is suspected. Relief will be 001‘ m. THE LIFE PILLS AND PHOENIX BITTERS PURIFY THE BLOOD, And thus remove all disease from the system. PREPARED nu) sou) BY DR... WILLIAM B. MOFFAT, 335 Broadway comer of Anthony street, New York. {E’For sale 3y all Druggiats. jyl7-d&wly Owing. ALL WORK PROMISED IN ONE WEEK! 3, MW fl RV' 11 104:. PENNSYLVANIA STEAM DYEING ESTABLISHMENT, 104 MARKET STREET, BETWEEN FOURTH AND FIFTH, HARRISBURG, PA., Where every description of Ladies’ and Gentlemen? Garments, Piece Goods, &c., are Dyed, Olennaed, and finished in the beat manner and It the shortest notice. nofi-dkwly W- FOUNDED 1352 LOCATED 01mm or mmmomnmn CHARLES mums. BALTIMORE, MD. The Largest, Most Elegantly Furnished, and I’o?qu Jommercia.) College in the United States. be: sued upressly for Young Men (leaning to obtain n T 503011“ PnAonou Business Enuqulon in the shortest pouihlo time and at the least expense. A Large and Beautifully Ornamentod Circular, con taining upwards of SIX SQUARE FEET, with anon!“ on PINMANsmp, and a Large Engraving gthe finest of the kind ever made in this country) repreaen ingthe Interior View of the College, with Catalogue statingtermn, kc-s ml] he sent to Every Young Man on application, In” or 0114 mm. Write immediately and you will receive the pack!“ by return mail. Address, jan2s-dly] E. K. Losmn, BALTIIOBI: Mn- JUST RECEIVED! _ INK FOUNTAIN! INK FOUNTAIN! A very ingenious attachment to any metallic pen, b! which one dip of ink is auflicient to write a foolscar page. For sale at BOHEFFEB’S BOOKSTORE, up!) V No. 18 Market at BITUMINOUS BROADTOP COAL for Blacksmiths’ use. A superior “ficlo for mla “EMMWW‘ marm- . Goal del! cred b r» en :1- a. no]? v 'V unity: M. WHEELER. RI E APPL D PEAOHgS for we byE S AND DRIED octl9 WM. DOCK, 13., & GO. K ELLEB’S DRUG STORE is the place > to find anythiht in c). In of Perfumery. KELLER’S DRUG STORE is the place huv lem of Thousand Flowers. FINE CONDIMENTS 1 !‘f‘E X T B A FRENCH HUSTABD, I. choice nrlety of SALAD OILS. SAUCE! tnd HTOHUPB of every dueflptiollv mm WM’ DOO3, 13., t 00- DODGE it. 00.. Proprietors. OHABTERED 1354.