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. t..<* ** El (TTLE ATI SSXTS AT
t >.liin# oL 1 i"Ch Li.kLuiiU't:fe i k
r - -a. aakipgb. i*xs.''ia;- A FIHGEOK
U. Stwiui ■ Laaeriii County t'a
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V n'. -.Lj: CA- PIE
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Ut £ . tiTvl at
■tii..-:: pa iHst 5 .ti£ —' an'; 1
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11. • - La. Lea iiiatt Area. laaa Laiidi
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7 W. BBOAIM,XHTSICIAS * trL AE jK, :
J. V aUa. • .Bl t ' :• a oaßi it tif M- ,
H . j ~t and as t:s Mto u MN
< - -esiit'ii t tit j'auaLt rroei ..fiiifcT.T
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DSyTISTST. |
fc-"^i hi. rerttcCy
1 ■ • >•••(• :. ! • • •' Xrtr C itt-ttrT nt nt .t
" M a st
"PACIFIC HOTEL, i
:"L A l"f Grerr-W i' t Street
L •i. it E t"iA? I'T ; TtEKT. KIT T( tt
T: * ur.iK-- ETief -.Lte- j.i u c tin t wit t<
. j Lnii - -tii fD'-tidi had j'lit- 'Tii iLut trt u. > A
;. e '• Lt : Lii-et ol mi Par.lK wiii at
2 50 PPP. DAT.
:,.. tr j. .... Pi .Tinet •- of tL;f ticuw. and tterefore ;
■ u. Lou t-a -itn tex a to't of fcf la.- rut*
,fn ; . meet tiit 1 rnaard teaAes
.. i .1 ,I;ut m- lall-M < • ol eerrioe
v * * l- tieret •'. etf Liu aitt t'- miui tt:t
.. .. ;oefiit rh'.l reactatii t of-.be Pa-ifit.
' ■ Ma ej yec lorinaiiT yearu. at t®e t-f the
;,BLE*-. '■* i''HEiCl't Fupj/lied *;tL
i" i. ■ ' tdit -eau T.
" .' LXPANCt a..: :* ! • eltrief. aas
• I • aTI*X Win t loans ' tote:: lit.
'
.a f ready b.rt, u> a— Ru. I.i'ac aac
JOHN PATTEN
HUFFORD HOUSE.
TTNH2A2CXOCS. WYO2CIN"G CO.. PA
I
tis ESTABLXsaanv HI EECENTLT!
I - -if a. ani ;urtitiei in ttie .aiest wyie ■
!••• •.aesti.i- . t-e piten to fbe roaifort and '
r t :. • ' tfc-fe £•:• 7 Ltrd'tite iLe Hf-are.
H. uril LL iT T-setor. ;
ToakSaMMk. Pa . Jtne 13, Irsr —r7a
BOLTON HOUSE.
A KlllsHl Itti. I'KN'NA.
" • -- Lar tif lately j'nrthared the ,
Ti' *"-E " pr T-ertT. ba aiready rort
>• and '.ajprortineiit# at a-ill ,
. a J'B'et II >a- equal if not nj.
" * er- 11.-.e". is the CVy ef HarrifLnrjr
: ■ L-.a- e . f tbe j'uEltr r tf cage if re.'pert-
Eo J. BOLTON- ;
WALL'S HOTEL,
LATZ AMERICAN HOUSE,
HiKIUNMXE. WYOMING CO . PA
1 >. r :_et.t he* recently l eer reStteJ an
•t ~s uue t tse later; riyle Erery attention
•ret tii* - .nfort and coneec'erre of thoee
* ?•:. ; .se the Iloaae
T E WALL, Owner aai Proprietor..
*i.r. .t t Sej ies-oer 12. J Ssl.
MEANS' HOTEL.
towanda. pa
Tt. 11. BART LET.
—f "aaaiaaan Uanse, Euiiaa. N 1.
I'KOI'RIETOK.
- ML AS HOTEL, aM of ta LAP.GEST
*"-• I&l AN<jEl> Houaea ia tha eountry —It
. ti? u tie mot ißodera and iixipr >vei atyle
are (pared no icake is a pletratiiand
* ■ ~.aS j jaee far all
s ria L u ret" -DC--* the Oeneti of hit
-:ofa-i .t;e. and (are* to thea the
' I V'-i to Jwi*er, Al.idieu.eL aa-i
*"*j* sea.e:,
Latest • Wtr#.
Liitt arnviL nl Sew (roods
Grreat at the Sew Store of
C. Detricli,
a. i. Sturk Lri ii 8101-L
AT TlMAffil. ?E!1
L sriup iuh: rctu-neL fnifc tne Cuy J au nou
openiup at enure Ne* Stock ol
■FALL GOODS.
auc out it' :ne oirtrea. und Tietea: mrrtmuo!! erer
ufieTßL il toib community Conawtinj of
HI H ASH FANCY OOL'RD I'RESS
>ILKS
riiEVCH AND ENGLISH METHNOS.
EJII'LESS AM' PRINCESS CLOTH?
POPLINS, P/.LEMETTOf
PLACE AM' Of I.C'KEI'
At PA OCA? WOOL ARM! RE PEETN
AN I *Ol SELTET PELAIN? IKI'ORTEI'
ANl> liC'IOL-Tir GINGHAM? PRINTS
u: licit; Jkiiii ufwc;uro auc l>uae: Srvie*.
Ladiftf CL ths and Sacqaeinr?. Cloths,
~ itbi rwrp, I eatin^a
Satenett* 1 wauu
.leans CoUonades.
Irrillu lieuima.
Tiu-kt Ctiecita
Nirijiea,
ftettitff
Sbirtinpu Lieaehed
A lirown Shawls
il noils
I icru LatlHtr I.e-.n-niefc Shnprong Ilafrb anci Laakeu
TRUNKS VALISES ur.d 1 RAVELING
BAGS,
Lutes: . Styles,
Kid. Silk. Li?]e Thread, Cotton
GloTes. Hosierr. Notions,
Toilet and FancT
GOODS.
FASCT SOAPS, PERFUMERY.
&rC.. i.. &■..
Black end Colored FFveis.
Ribbons.
Rujrut.
Frills,
Fringes.
Braids,
Beads. Bail and Burle Trimminc-?
A Larpe qcunrirr o r l E?'T STYLE IIOOP SKI RT.-
tnu OC'RSFTI'?. Bf.ieee? fruit ManufaoUi-era. a:
res: y reancea jricet
F I. V V T 7.y rdl f ulo-t aiia Quvl-m
READY MADE
Clothing,
AJXD GENTS
Furnishiiis: Goods.
HAT? ANT) CAP?
of Lauwt Styles.
CALT SIP anu HEAVT B>JTS a ?HOE-
Lad't*'. Miu-wii and Cfcildrrt t Kid I'-orieLe Mt—
roew M.rii Calf Gaiters Shoes ana Slrpjir-i
WaL ana Window Paje Wmdrw
Curtaina A' Curtain F.x
turos Carpett A
Oil -
Or ths. t%icr.
Glass and Stone Wart
Tinware. —made expressly for thia
Trade, snd warranted to pive satisfaction
2[l per cent Cheaper than the csnal rate* in thif
section,
yaUt.
& piles
Ivor.
TSimr.'.
Stiou
Hirriu Shot .Vaia,
y~aii Hoar
Painif.
JVnf OtL.
P air. Itri i
yifa-'f—itL Putiv■ IT itAoit Giaa* PrroscTU 0
Hall, farlar. Stand, and Hand
Aamjn,
Lanterns, Lamp Cktrnnics. Shades,
and Jjurncrs.
COAL.
ASHTOS, TTRE ISLAND. S- BEL SALTI
FLOCK.
FEEL,
MEAL.
EUTTER.
CHEESE.
LAEI),
Poߥ.
HaMS
and FISH.
SUGAR.
TEA
COFFEE
SPICES.
SYEFP. A
MOLASSES
WOOD A- WILLOW WARE.
ROPE?.
COR r> 4GE.
BASEETS.
BROOMS.
PALS,
TUBS.
w ah boards,
CARPET
sR EEPERS,
brushes, of all kind*.
PATENT MEDICINES DRUGS, and DIES
FLAVORING EXTRACTS. Ac., Ac.
These goods have been selected
with irreat care to suit the wants of
this community, and will be sold as
heretofore, at the lowest living rate?
for cash or exchanged for coantrv
produce at market prices. Thankful
for the past liberal patronage. I E bal
endeavor bv strict attention to my
buriness, to merit a continuance ot
the same, and will try to make the
future still more attractive and ben
edoial to customers.
C. DETUICK.
TUNKHANXOCK WYOMING CO.. PA. -WEDNESDAY. DEC. 16. 1808.
|3nrfru.
CHRISTTW fi? CAROL
' Little riirlld-cri rkt yon tall,
lie yon tnow au sto-y woli.
i -eri clr uiu every Ky,
Why tin uiipolf mnt fur joy
fit thi OtrriatniM mornlnf'
' Yes wi fcn<>* the Htory well;
r l,tnri>T now ne hear uu Tell.
Lvorr jrlr and every hoy,
V'ny thi iiiurelu Hint lor joy
fit thi- Cnristmai murnlnj.
r '-Sliepbertif net upon uu rouni.
Fleecy tinuku wori Hcutterec rounil
WheL tin UriflitueHu hi let tin Bt*,.
Ant' k Hiilic wiu- liekTi ot Lift
("it tin f'triHtnikF mnrhtut
' Joy hhi nnuci..'' thi twrclu bht
For thi- pte&Hⅈ echoc* mnp ;
' Peari or rn.ru. to mot pood will:'
lih.-k thi tntrtu.- Hint, it Htiii
(it h I,'t.rlstnieu mnming
"For a llttU oum thur day .
Christ thi Lore : Aupeh lay,
Bom ot can! our Lore to !*•:
Thif thf wnhdormtr uiiprlu Her
(it a i-tristmau monilng
"Lot tit suit thf ttnpolf Hong
Am: tin MfiKuur; hiing prolong ;
Thiu lair BhtH of Boitielii n.
Childret lovt uil luesu htm
(a thi Christmas morning
' Peart-' our little linarxe shall hi.;
' Pear* ot earth t. mot pom; wii. ' ''
Bear ub sing tin aiiyi h" nnng.
And thi pltiasaci noreu prolong
(it thr Cnruitmaf moming "
KIT LOYX AKD I.
Ate VI sal in uu quiet rrthing,
AU alnnt. my lovt and 1.
And she pis yet ot her orcat softly.
And 1 listened silently,
For Uu Banc mi a gay song rwrctiy,
Llki a ehoruu of wedding chimes.
And ot' it the music ring-lnc
Came tin thuugrhti ol oUisr times
It a dream. I wai stili liesidf her.
It thr summer"wood* and dells.
And 1 led her ot ir thi sctiigrht.
T ( Uir sound of eiuagi heliu
An. shr sang mr a gravi gong sadly.
Thai wau soft, and sweet and low
(if thr rood book's polder iiromisr .
Thai wmt and oil should fi< w.
It a dream I wau still i*sidr her.
Anc I ssv her. yet. thr Kami
Though thr jiromisr was for others.
And thosi pond thjig-* never rami
Thet shr sang mi vg old song softly
Lite a sipl from a d-inp hroatL
And "iwas only thr world's old story
Ctf love, and life, and death
And I ihonphi as I ssi hrsidr her,
Af 1 hearc her pently sing.
That with SUM. sweet thrilling voices
The choirf of anpeis ring.
S( wi sal it the quirt evening
All alone, my li ve and L
A tit shr piayec ot her orgat softly,
Anc I listened siiettlv.
—
SEE INTEW THINGS :
OR.
JedediAb Juruioer's litemeyr -with Xerr
Tort.
PI FAlify"'VßKllull
"Git acot I"
•*C aT-niuye. sir ' taiv yoa mFLI up !"
"Oit at.at. 1 siij : ri-umt out. liacxt
yt-..2 dn e > oe. and foil w a filler anuniiid!
'Sja-ci n ft-UerV Ti dare d lary. or tuproud.
Tu haiic i.n Tn lie oxrn LuudJe ?" .
"Bt if t.-tj are pi-inp up." ocrntmwG
i one of tlie .lionc.
"Ooin' i:y> V " ecL oes T.be 1 <edeviled Yan
kt*. froentip to lu> valiaft.
"Yes. sir. up to a hoTe-l"
" A ho-Tt-1 ? ciit aout. eoll dam ye I"
"Yes. sir. faki you ruriii up ; bere's say
coach."
•Hi re's your eamape. npht away T
. ones another.
• "Mi-ier. take my coach : that other ft-iler
"II charge you double fare.
"Thai feller'il star.dle Ton 1 echoes an
j other. •
"And you'd rob a hen roost Uis the ■
ready ausTver.
"U. you go long ." replies the challenged •
Jarvey ; "you're just out of the Toombs.
; for stealing a bndie !"
"And you come out <' Mug Sing last [
night, where you was put for steal*!' a bri- •
die with a horse to it
"You're a notorious thief
"You're noted for lying : choked yonr
i self trying to tell the truth !'"
j "Y(>u lie 1"
i "Do 1 ! Take that ."'
••Go in ! Give it to him !" yell cimncs;
j "Fipht J" i> the echo.
"Let up r
i "Give it to him !"
••Munier-r-r!"
"Call the police
Now the fighting becomes general, some
fifty of the carriage and cab drivers, with a
l larcv sprinkling of thieves, dock loafers,
and idlers of the various calibers found in
the vicinity of a New York steamboat land
ing. But where was our Down East friend,
amid this general and sudden • -revolution '
) of the sanguinary republicans Gone, dou
i ble quick tune, of course. No, there lie is,
in the >vry niiil>t of the comleitants ! How
| thev rush around him ? How they hit and
hustle one another, and he seemed to escape
wound, scratch, or scar . And the quit t
observer might discern rather an odd ex
press ion mantling the face of each psuch
pugilist ; for now and then, a- they tossed
< one another over our Yankee friend, and
I cried out in brave tones.
{ "1 11 give it to you P
" To Speak his Thoughts is Every Freeman's Eight. '
"Call nit a bat ?'
"Take that : I'll pepper you "'
They grinned and leered and actually
seemed to have a jolh tune of it. Down
East was not idli : tops and lung*- v-en in
motion. "* XX"
• Let go-o c.! troll dam yeou. let me
nout-t-t ""
"Call iut a thief !" erics one of tin art
tul dodgers, makinc u fetut at a •iUua|K"
rary' ard lotting Yankee.
• 1-1-i-git aont-t-t !"
"Jmid 1 was a convict, did yer TaL
tliai !" veils another.
"And that !' says a third, making a nuss
Int.. and smashing the Down Last got
tleman 's sheet-iron looking hn tightly over
the Yankee's orbs ol light.
" "Everlastm' cre-ft-u-n-tion "'
"Go in. lemons shout tb( crowd
" "Let go my bat w iiat in tht sin an yon
"liaout-t-t V Let gu. gob dam ye yoonTl
tear my bat aL tu flinders !"
"C';al! the peer-less cries i<iie of tb(
thieves.
• Here s a lelier raisin a fight !" yells the
carnage driver.
• "Murder-r-r ' A feller's got my watch "
" Lo.jk out for jHiek-pockets shout the
loafers and thieves.
"Let ice aout ' Let go my pockets, goll,
darn y< ' YTliat an- yeou at '' Oh ar>ut o"'
that Murder'!" tries the poor victim.
A bustle takes place, the crowd scatter !
somebody cries tiiat pick-pocki-ts are about
| and the •-per-lees' are coming '
"Bali. ' 'Lrt.. v hat's all this about e.x
--i claims the red-faced pobceman. coming uj' :
to poor Down Last, who lias finally man
aged t-. f xtricate his head from his hat., tht
exertion putting him all m a f.iam of pres
pimtioi. a- wall as Tumbling up lj> hair
like quills upo® the fretful porcupine.
• '"What's tH this row.en ?"
• Iba '. Goll darn ye V Yaon one of
them feiicr's been pitchn.' into mo V Jest
say si and IH be darned il I dunt jesl
vaTn.p yeou a,.ut of yeour ce w skins, or i
my nana s not Jedediah Jumjier io.ir j
•■THiat cries the pobceman. ""Art '
} on the fcßer's beer: raising iul tins rnus> V
"Ht 's the feller. Mister Perlee#anaa."'
says one of the coachman, connta up to '
the sci-Di agau..
"Yoou'rc thi darned skunk as hit me '
cries JtunjieT. thr, wing off lbs hat and
coat in the most heroic fashion, and enn- ■
rung other symptoms of "going in."
"He's drunk ! Take him off'" cries a j
loafer.
"E- s Uvn raisinc a ficht ' :v all the af
. . I
ternoon says an tin: ".ni:._ up with ;
, more c-.-i-ferr. s.
"Ht's jacked my }acket, tht thief T I
cries one of the rascals.
"And stole ray watch chimes in an- i
otht-r villiau.
"Y >u i tamal. donNe-and-twisted skunks.
' ytvu." gasjis poor Jumper, now writhing in (
the hag.is of the ferocious policeman, "you '
pizen-meaa. oeowardly. h w-lifcd sarjtints,
yeou ve st >it my wawch. yoou ve htKiked
ray puss, and"
••( om< i'dt>ng !" rtt&rs the virtuously in
dignant officer. "Come along, you rascal !
Want to let on you ve been robbed, eh ! J "
"Him robbed ! ! ha ! ha !"
"You're a pooty fi-ller tc l*e robbed !"
Ha ! ha ! ha "" shout the thieves.
"Come with me. you scoundrel! IT: j
show you how to come hen- and kick up a
row among decent, honest ]>\ jilt-, just to
igi t a chance to pick jxvkets ! Eh ?"
" Me yiick pockets 1 Groa-a-a-t kingdom !"
along !" cries the pobceman.
"Givi me my coat' Sa-ay. look a "hew !
! Fetch liack my coat ! Stop that feller with
my Lai ! Sa-a-y. look a'here !"—-
i •Come along with me
And hatiess and caitless. mas pnrst and
watch, fxx-ir Jedediah Jumper was rushed
' off to the pohee station, vabse in hand,
which he liad I teen fortunate enough to re
tain. by hook or crook, in spit*- of all the
exertions of the thit ves to seize it. The
pobceman made a formidable charge
! against J. Jumper ; he had been dnrnk.
j fighting, molesting honest fwople in the
■ discharge of their resjxvtaful avocations.
' and picking pockets.
"Look a'here, "Sifuirc ." exclaims the out
raged Junrjier
"Hold your tongue, you—you rascal !"
"Want ra know it that feller's a-gvtin" tu j
! rip into me thot way and I stand hew j
*swalk*rin' Lis goll darn lies and yeou lis- •
tea" to 'em Y'
"I I-I'll give you thirty days on the 1s
! land." roars the magistrate, "if you don't I
hold your jaw. Now. TU fine you five del- j
lars and cost, and give you two hours to ,
leave the city."
j "Yeou du ?" sa>-s Yankee.
"I do : and if yon don't pay the fine, I'll
send you up for thirty days, you rascal !"
j "I calculate. 'Spiire. yeou call this a
J mighty spry town
| "Wlihat s that ?"
"Pivrt fdlers at eraowdin* strangers !'*
' "Will you hold your jaw V"
"Grea-a-at on grabbin" a feller's watch !"
"Do you hear me ?"
".Stotilm' a feller's puss !" c,>ntinues the
- imperturbable.
"Mr. Clark, make the rascal's fine seven
I dollars!"
i '■ Hold on. ho-o-o-o-ld on. Squire let ns
see how much the damage is naow. great
gravy ! "Whatseeing dollars fine for git
tin robbed, coat gone, hat hooked, wawch
stoh puss gratified t-a-a nd <■ verlastii,' sin
and misery it yeou don't beat creation and
the speckled Jews.—two dollars and a half
. for beiti snaked up hen by this feller !
Nun real dollars and t half! Well. 1
guess I've got as much ns thai and a leettli
j over."
( pening lus vab Jed jerks out u cap.
which hi socks upon his bead, sbps into a
bob-tail coat bunts up au old wallet, from
which hi extracts a Usv dobar bib. and
bands over with.
"Then s the document -call it square—
and i;' 1 ever gin yeour darned, eternal
: towi. another cab. yaeu can bet on
fining m< my hull-pile and sutahn' my
shirt and hn-nts ! " *
' "tViiumit h.m to jail "' cries the maps
j trafi
• And d 1 ever catch ycon down aour
way. yeou old pizen sarfant, TU latfier
ye. a: till yeour bide won't hold pea-pods !"
"Wliether it was the shortness of Jed's
eoat tiiiis. or the want of haste, the officer
didn't grab the prisoner, who w off hke a (
shot from a shovel, a victim to -the force I
of circumstances.' and the dangers and
ri> *m- besi-ttmg green-horns in pursmt of
! novelty in Gotham
At*vtoe Wot.te Knowtvg —Zchokke in
one of his tales, gives the following advioe
i. , bndt In the first solitary hour after
thf ceremony. take thi Yindegroom and
demand a solemn vow of him and pve Lim
av. v m retnm Promisi- each, other sa
I creiby. never, nor in jest, to wrangle with
other—never to brandy words or to in
dulge .n the least ill-hum or Never—l say
never Wrangling m jest., and putting on
ar a.: of ill-humior merely te tease, be
comes earnest by jira-tici . Mark that '
Next promisi to each other, iiri.-erelv and
s ilemnly never to kee-j a secret from each
other, nnder whatever pretext, and what
ever exeusi it might he You must con
tinually and every moment set clearly into
j each others bosom Even when one of
you ha committed a fault, waif not at; in
stant but confess it. Let it cost tears
but confess it. And as you keep secret no
thing from each other, so on the contrary,
prescTTi" the privacy of your house, mar
ring: sU'.tt and heart from father, mother,
sister, brother, aunt and all the world
You two. with God's help, build your own
quiet w rid. Every third or fourth one
J yon draw into it with you, will form a par
ty. and stand lx-tween you two. That
should never he. Promise this to each
other Remember the row at each temp
tataon. Y"(>u will find your account in it.
Your K'tuls will grow, as it were, to each
and at last will become as one. Ah. if
; mar.y a jiair bad. on their wedding day.
known tins secret, h- w many a marriage
were happier than, alas, they are !
A Bachelor on Sleighing.
Things matrimonial are aour grapes to
oid liachelordom ; sleighing is a matrimoni
al kind of thing ; ai least a good deal of
matrimony has always followed closely on
j the heels of a good deal of sleighing. An :
i aid driisl u}i. shrivled up. Lard up old chap j
whose Leart never exjxuienoed the divine j
affatus that comes with love, thus talks of
j sleighing :
"If you meet a couple, one of whom is a
it-niaie and the other ain't, and the one that
<iiii i is trying to make figure N's on the snow
with a whip, and squirting tobacco juice
into the circles, w bile the woman looks
straight ahead or loans a little bother way.
it may be safely quit down as a man and
wife of some standing. If two youthfnl
beads are ixut down over some pretended
curiosity on the robe, while the horse has
the getting along left wholly to his discre
tion. tins indicates the first symptoms of a
the heart and generally of the brain !
When you meet a dashing pair, with a
team that is equally on the dash, ribbons
twisted all around the driver's anus, with a
very long whip in the socket, they may be
set down as somebody else's wife taking an
airing with somebody else's husband.
When you see a blooming young widow
snugging up to a beaver coat, hke a sick
kitten to a lict brick, this means a wedding
I —that sif the widow can only hare her
!w ay about it. And so on.
Hap*" Two fashionably-dressed young men
acquaintances, recently met in a street car.
when the following conversation occurred :
j "Chawies. are you going to the private
i masquerade ?"* *
| "Aw, I wit- thinking about it; but lam
in somewhat a dilemma as to what charac
, ter I shall select"
A sedate-looking old gentleman, who sat
by, remarked after a glance at the slim pro
portions of "Chawies."
"My young friend, if you will allow me.
| I can suggest a becoming character."
Said the young man, "I shall be under
great obligations to you if you will do so."
"Well." was the reply "get a gutta-per
elia outfit, and go as a monkey."
Exit, -Chawies."
A surgical journal speaks of a man who
lived five years with a hall in his head. A
waggish friend of ours says he has known
ladies to live twice as long with nothing
j but balls in their heads.
TWICE BETROTHED AKD TWTCI
JILTED
Several years ago a yonng lady in Taze
well county w wcied by a young mu.
He obtained her consent and tin consent
of the old folks. l>ut three days Iwfore the
wedding sin rook u freak int. bei In'ad KT>.
wont off ana married another man. Tlx
young mui was heart broken. ana packed
np b effects and to Now "1 ork city • Theri
he hid his grief, buried himself in bnsines?.
and engaged :t speculations. win- sueees>
ful and became wealthy A younger Msur
of the girl that jilted him, moved by gym
pathy. commenced a correspondence with
lum to endeavor to mitigate his aorr. w The
correspondence became interesting Tlx
young girl grew up. and us years rolled on
ripened into great beauty. The sighi of
her photograph awakened in the young
mai. s Ktsom the love that h< had sup
posed crushed forever. h< proposed t her
and was accepted Her father who was a
widower and w anxious to pet married
himself as soon as his cough tor was out of
the way, so he urped the match forward.
The means of the lover now admitted a
brillant wedding. and preparations wvn
made for it. They were to he married last
Wednesday in style, and depart immediate
ly for New York city
Af< w days ape the expectant bride re
ceived a letter from her betrothed, stating
that he had entered into a speculati. >n
which would Veep hiir. in the city so that
he could not possibly be with her at the
time appointed, and asking her to delay
the ceremony for a .lay or two. He also
referred to the time when he expected to Iv
united to her sister Provoked to think
that he still remembered bis former love,
the yonnp la.ly wrote to him in passion,
and setting down at the same time wrote to
a cousin of her s, a farmer in lowa, who
had long loved her. telling him that she
had broken ber engagement, relating the
circumstances to him. and ended by saying
that she was already to he married, and if
he would come and be there at the time
set for ber wedding she would marry him.
He complied. Her betrothed in New
York, astonished to receive her letter, clos
ed np his business as best he could, and
came to Tazewell eonr.ty by the next train.
Ht reached the little village when she lb
ed. and w-a* hastening up to the house to
fulfil his engagement when he was met by
some of his friends, and told that his in
tended bride had just been married to
another man. He fainted AWA\ on the spot
and was taken np to the hotel When she
was told of it she was overwhelmed with re
morse : but it was then too late : she was
legally married to her cousin. The New
Yorker, twice jilted and heart-broken, left
for his home without seeing her. and she
passed through this city yesterday, on her
way to an lowa farm, looking very dejected,
and anything but a bride.—/Vorhr 7"-on
Nrw STATF HOST-IT .O. TOR THX INSAXT
The State of Pennsylvania is about to build
a hospital for the insane upon a lot of
ground on the Snsquehauna river, in the
vicinity of Oar.nlk. Montour county, from
plans and drawings furnished by Mr John
MeArthnr Jr.. architect. The buildings are
to be made of stone, m the Italian style of
architecture. They will consist of a centre
and four continuous wings,lateral and trans
verse on each side. The centre one for
offices, apartments for steward. Ac., will
have a front of b* l feet by 202 fegt deep. The
front lateral wings, for dormitories Ac .
will be 88 " j by 158 ** feet, three stones
high, and connect at right angles with the
first transverse wings. 127 ; c bj 50 ftet,
and four stories high. Attached to the
near are the second lateral wings with
transverse wmgs at tlx l extreme end. ma
king the whole length of the building 1148
feet. The accommodations are intended for
about 500 patients to ly equally divided le
--tween males and females Theexterior w alls
of the entire edifice will ly laid in rubble
work, painted with colored mortar. The
staircases throughout are to be of iron.
•&* There seems to be a mutiny in Gov.
Geary's camp. Fitzerald's (Vv firm, al
ways intensely radical, pays the following
tribute to Geary •
' TOOT Geary is travelling and Ivgging
day and night to secure a rcnomination.—
He coaxes. implores. promises threatens,
wliines and cries Never before has such a
spectacle been soon in this State. Mr. W
W. Kvto.lium and General Harry White, of
Indiana, ATY his competitors—both abler
and better men. and neither of them liars."
Quibble muling that 'it has been
decided in the Court of Queen's llonoh. in
Dnbhn. thAt a clergyman of the Court of
England can legally marry himself." ob
serves that this might ly well as a measure
of economy, but even in the hardest times
he would rather marry a woman.
As ISTERKSTINO PTZELK. —When a girl
of 15 years of age marries a man of 15 yrs
: he, of course, is three times as old as she.
i After having lived together for 15 yoara.
she wil' be 50 and he will ly 00 years, the
husband lying but twice as old as liis wife.
How long, according to this rule, would
they'have to live together that alie wnould
be of the same age *
I
TERMS $2.00 Per. AXVTTM, is Advene*
XO. 20.
Wist atilt fitfrrram.
hay The Manchester- N H 1 -
j t nnks it ii "remarkable fact* thai a vitileii
of that place aiiocwt have lived in the oam*
. house eighty years
- The following is one of the two or tJ.ree
lines in'tihi English language that reoa
pmeiivh th# same cither backward or
ward 'Snug A raw was 1 ere T saw war
k gnus.
Ib, a certain oooaaou <4 an coups* it
\ irgiiiia. a colored individual twcauie great •
y elated Bn>ss df lord' said h* de
nigger's t.rrx bab AfflK at last, and BOW
w*t V gw ine t. hah f: 1 ilack aim "
L | KATRLJ, AWIOI V --.An Irish dragoon, on
hearing that his w id. wed m.-ther liad ma:
tied sjn -i in quitted Ireland. rTciaimed -
. ' 1 h'tpe she wont hsvr a eon onhler thic
inc. for. if she does, 1 sholi loee the
csl.tati
t OtniiCD Sum. *IN you eeu p ' "
, ! asked a preen ♦elk'iw. as hi longed into *
eonfivti. liter's on Wellington street
Pies, sir V " replied the gentk-manly pro
pnesor. --Yes si;, all sorts, sir ; what kind
e j of i,;. will vou Irttvc si; ' " Well. I think
i Til take a magpie."
• A lever who wa. slighted by tb* ladies
t A-CTV naodesib asked one if she would let
him spend the CA-en.nc with her
No.' she angrily replied, "that's what
. j 1 won't."
! You needn't la- so fussv about it,"' re
plied he. "1 didn't mean this evening, but
S'JT.I stormy one when 1 can't get any
.f when else.
Ghi rc Ih i.u kn'ex-Gi vemor reiau-s
a goo.l stoiy of t, man wh.w life had not
,- W. entirely unspotted who applksl a
, worthy itoaeon for admission into the
church Tnwilling to offend him. and yet
not inclined to receive him. the deaccfc re
plici. "The church is fnll jsst now : when
. theft is a lacancy 1 will notifi you.
This err hai.iraal. my little dears, " ob
scnvvl i.hr keeper of a meatfttw Jo •
school, "is a ItV'tiard His complexion 1*
yaller and. agroerfbly diversified witJi black
sjiots It was a wulgar tern* of the ban
ex nts that the cr.tterr was hmeapahlr of
changing he sjyts. \--ch was disproved r.
ae4em times by obsr-nin' tiiat he weiy
frequently slept in one sjot ami the next
j night changed to another."
i'\t or rat BOYS. —"Where have you
Kvn, tffiarley ? "
"In the garden, ma."
"No- you have Keen swimming; yon
know 1 cautioned you about going to the
crook I will haw to correct yew Look
I at your liar, how wet it is
"O. no raa t his is not water it rs sweat' "
' Ah. Charley. 1 have caught veil fiMung.
- yonr shirt is WTOUC sale out."
boy
now. m. t 'lmbi-ruj ikefexct.' "
Luring the war. a (hyrcian soldw* while
. iu c*mp near the house of lu* sweet heart,
sent her a Kapiot with a card attacheil up
I on w Inch was the following poetic effusion
"Axoept this Kikay fnun a feller
Wlio oft has hurd the kauons belle:
hslethal to the fife's tootea,
And to d*y a licep of alKsvtec ;
Has syn th- war clouds darkly tfcse
Like fifty buzzards when they tKz
Who now is bigger than his dad.
And wants to marry nnty had "
> j M lie Lnag o ., the pn tty I>ench ao
' | was recently marnei to Ihxuoe Tob
■ stoi, one of the wealthiest young noblemen
i of St. Petersburg.
The Prince "popped the question" iu a
■ somewhat unusual manner. Titer* waa a
fair at the St. Petersburg Trench Theatra.
for the lvnefit of the Trench hospital
M"lle Lusgel preside*! at one of the stands
of the fair, and Prince Tobstoi baateriugly
. askM her how much she would take for •
kiss.
She glanced at him rather and
replied that she would not kiss any man
but her betrothed.
' The prince jvtssed on, but r>turne*i to
j. M'lle Lusgel' s stand a quarter of an hour
' f afterwards, and said rather thoughtfully
• to the young actress :
"Will you ix-rtuit me to ask vow another
question. Mademoiselle * "
1 "With pleasure, sir."
J "Haw you a betrothed V ' * lj
She eyed him a moment with anrprt**,
and saitl then, with a blush and a mU
P "No. sir."
s "Would yon like to have one
"That depends on cirvumstantb*." aha
said, laughing • *-
1 "Well, then, would you take roc?" So
s saying, he handed her his card.
. j She was greatly astonished, and finally
i. stammered out that she him an
e answer the next day. if
Ou folio wing mWßing he -called at
1 her house, and the reply ww in thwaflhua
i tive and to-day >f'lie Lunas) is prioceaa
and • happy wife j T-*** •
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