HARVEY SICKLER, Publisher, VOL VIII. ill DO ill ing mot rat. \ Dunocrauc weekly , .JafotcJ t<. iV'.i JjgafcJ f F/isTk^: 4 :EM-EL'-. i UJ- ■ ■■■ -V hARVLY SICKLER ' H IVr:ii— 1 copy 1 year, in aliuiec) 42,00; if a ,y f.c-d within six menths, *2.51) will be charged SO paper will be DISCONTINUED, until all are rarasre>re paid: unless at the option of pubii RATES OF ADVERTISING TEN LINES CONSTITUTE A SOL ARE. one ••;uare "no or three insertions- % -SI .60 Ererv subsequent insertion less than 8 50 KKALESTATE, PERSONAL PROPERTY, and GKNERAL ADVERTISING, as uiay be agreed upon. PATENT MEDICINES and other advertisements iy the column : Oi-.s column, 1 year, SOO Half column, 1 year 36 Third coluinu, 1 year, 25 Fourth column, 1 year, 20 Ituaitiess Cards of one square or less, per year * ith 1 aper. 48 ;7P ginroniALor LOCAL ITEM mWeitisiog—with ,ut Adveitisenent —15 ets. per line. Liberal terras made wiih permanent advertisers KXLCi ron.-. ADMINISTRATORS ondAUDl roit'B NOTICES, of the usual length, 82,50 " JITI'ARIE 3 .-ex.-eeding ten lines, each; KELI , iUI'S and LITERARY NOTICED, not of general •jtcrcst, -ne half tno regular rates. rif A lvertisements must be tian-le 1 in be Trics- AV N'aos. to insure insertion the same week. JOB WORK : til kinds neatly executed and at prices to suit Ml I K ANSI EXT ADVERTISEMEX i S* u.l JOB WORK it.ust be paid for, when ordered Business Notices. . > K.& W. ELITTLE ATTORNEYS AT 11 LAW Office on Tioga Street Tunkhannock I'a I I 8. tOOTBI, PHYSICIAN A SI Rt.LON IL. Newton Centre. Luzerne County Pa /I U PAIIHHT ATTORNEY AT LAW. v7 OUi-e at t'ue Court House, in TuukLanock Wr.uuing Co. Pa. Uj M. JTI'IAI'TrATTORNK\_ AT LAV. of fice in Stark's Brie k Block Tioga St., I unk aaniMM k. Pa. '|V j til VSt. ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL 1 LOR AT LAW, Nicholson, Wy..ning Co-, Pa Especial attention given to settlement of deve dent's estates X: h! n. i'a. Dec. 5. f7a!9y 1 _ j AT J. TV 11, SON. ATTOK.NFY AT LAW, Col .*T • lading an 1 Real Estate Agent. lowa Lands fur sale. Scranion, Pa. 3&tf. , T W, RHOAJM, PHYSICIAN ASI RGEON, J . will attend promptly to all calls in his pro fession. May be fojnd at his OCiee at the Dru„ jiore, or at his res; lenee on Putiuan >reet, formerly occupied by,A. K. Pe.-kham Ecq. office on SECOND floor o! NEW J LWEI.UY STOMJ on TIOGA St. vS-nIS-Oin. PACIFIC HOTEL, 170, 172, 171 &• 176 Greenwich Street ONE DOOR ABOVE CORTLANDT STREET, SEW YORK.) The unpersi lined takes pleasure In annonncing to his numerous friends and patrons that Irom this •late, the charge of the Pacific will tie $2.50 PER DAY. lleing sole Proprietor of thi- house, and therefore free fruui the too common exaction of an Inordinate rent, he is fullv nt>le to meet the downward tenden -v ui prices without any falling otr of service. 'it will now, a? hcretotoie, la? his aim to maintain undlniished the favorable reputation of the Pacific, which it has enjoyed for many yearf. as one of the be-t of travelers' hotels. THE TABLE will lie bountifully supplied with every delicacy of the season. Till. ATTENDANCE will be found efficient and and obliging. _ . . , . . THE LOCATION will tie found convenient lor those whose business calls them in the lower part of the city and of ready access to all Kail Road and steamUt Lines. ' joHn pATTEX Oct 10th 1868. nIS-6m. HUFFORD HOUSE. TUNKHANNOCK. WYOMING CO., PA. r rnis E-TABLI.SIIMENT HAS RECENTLY I Veen refitted anl lurnished in the latest style. Every attention will be given to the comfort and e nvenience of those who putroniie the House. 11, HUFFORD. Proprietor. TunkhanTock, Pa., Juno 17, 1863 —v7n4l. BOLTON HOUSE. HAUHISHI'ItGs HENNA. The undersigned having lately purchased the" iiI'EHLER HOUSE " property, has already cora •ucuccd such alterations and improvements as will render this old and popular House equal, if not supe i rior, to any Hots! in the City of llarrisburg. A continuance of the public patronage is refpeot fuliy solicited. GEO. J. BOLTON WALL'S HOTEL, LATE AMERICAN HOUSE/ I'U Nik HAN NOCK, WYOMING CO., PA. rHIS est iblishmeiit ha? recently been refitted an furnished in the latest style Every attention •ill be given to the comfort and convenience of those *ao patronise the House. T. B. WALL, Owner and Proprietor.; Tunkhannock, September 11, 1861. MEANS' HOTEL. TOWA.ND , P" H. R. BART LET,. (Lateolt. B BR AINARI> HOUSE, RWM, N. Y. PROPRIETOR. The MEANS HOTEL, i- one ol the LARGEST sod BEST ARRANGED Houses iD the country—lt >s Cited up in the most modem and improved (tyle and no pains arc spared to make it a pleasantand agreeable stopping pjnee for all, . v3021-ly. P ASTMAS givos hisjcustoiuers the benefit of his * JtuanulactunuK facilities, ani saves to them the profits usually paid to Jobbers, Middlemen and ■hoieia.e dealers. TUNKHANNOCK, WYOMING GO,, PA. -WEDNESDAY. DEC. 2, 1868. ; Latent .VVfcs. Late arrival of New Goods. ! Great Bargains at the New Store of C. IDetricK ? in S. Stark's Bri;k Block, ! AT TIKHAIOCK, PENN'A. Having just returned from the City. I nm new opening an entire New etoi.lt oi ; FALL GOODS, and one of the Urges: and richest assortments ever ofiered in this community. Consisting of | HIGH AND FANCY COL'IID DRESS SILKS, FRENCH AND ENGLISH MERINOS, EMPRESS AND PRINCESS CLOTH?, POPLINS, PAREMETTOS, BLACK AND COLORED ' ALPACCAS WOOL. ARM I RE, PEKIN AND MOUSELIEU DELAINS. INPORTED AND DOMESTIC GINGHAMS, PRINTS ; of Beet Manufactures and Latest Styles, Ladies Olotha and Saequeings, Cloths, Cassimeres, Yestings Satenetts, Twee Is, Jeans, Cottonade"!. Drills, Denim?, I ; Ticks. Checks, Stripes, Shoetings Sbirtiog?, Bleached A Brown. Shawls, Sontags, Hoods. Furs, Ladies' Retieuleg, Shopping Bags and Baskets TRUNKS. VALISES, ami THAN ELING BAGS, Latest! Styles, ; Kid, Silk, Lisle Thread, Cotton Gloves, Hosiery, Notions, Toilet and Fancy GOODS, •' FANCY SO ACS, PERFUMERY, Ac-, Ac-- A-> i . Black end Colored I civets, Ribbons, Ruffles, Frills, Fringes, Bra ids, Beads, Ball and Bugle Trimmings ' A Large quantity ofBF.Sf STYLK HOOP SKIRT.? and COBSHITS, seleect from Manufacturer?, at greatly reduret prices, FLANNELS all Colon and Quvlities■ READY MDE Olotlaing:, AND GENTS' Furnishing Goods. HATS AND CAPS of Latest Styles, .. . CALF. KIP, anl AW, BOOT* A SHOE-, j Ladies'. Misses', and Children's Kid Prunelle Mo rocco anil Calf Gaiters, Shoes, and Slippers. Wall and IV irview Pnpe Window Curtains, & Curtain Fix tures. Carpets A Oil - Cloths. China, Glass, and Stone Ware, Tinware,—made expressly for this Trade, and warranted to give satisfaction, 20 per cen*. Cheaper than the usual rates in litis | seet'.cn, Nailt, Spikes, Iron. Steel, Horse Shoes II or so Shoe Nails, • Nail Rods. Paints, Pamt Oils, | ]' a in t er i ' ! Material, Putty, I Vindou Class, Kerosene O, J Hall, "Parlor, .Stand, and Hand Lamps, Lanterns, Lamp Chintnies, .shades, \ and 'Earners. COAL, AS HI ON, TURF ISLAND, A DHL . SALT j FLOUR, FEED, MEAL, BUTTER, CHEESE, 1 LARD, PORK. HAMS, and FISH. SUGAR, TEA, COFFEE SPICES, SYRUP. A e *\ MOLASSES, WOOD &- WILLOW WARE, l ROPES, CORDAGE, BASKETS. BROOMS, I'A I-S. TLBS, WASH BOARDS, (#PET sW EEI'ERS, N BRUSHES, ot all kinds. n PATENT MEDICINES. DRI Gs. and Difca I! FLAVORING EXTRACTS. Ac., Ac, These goods have been selected i with great care to suit the wants of i this community, and will be sold as heretofore, at the lowest living rates tor cash or exchanged for country r produce at market prices. Thankful for the past liberal patronage, I shall j endeavor by strict attention to my business, to merit a continuance ot the same, and will try to make the g future still more attractive and ben > ' etieial to customers. 1 j C. DETtHCK. ||flfhi(. IHE SUICIDAL CAT. AN UNFORTUNATE GRECIAN BEND. UY JOUS VIL'ILL. There was a man named Furguson, lie lived on Market Street, He liad a ?peckeled Thomas Cat, That couldn't well be beat ; He'd catch more rats and mice and sich Than forty cats could cat. fills eat would come Into the room And climb up on a cheer, And there he'd sit and lick hisself And purr so awlul queer, That Furguson would yell at him ; Hut still he'd purr-severe. And then he'd climb tho moonlit fence. And loaf around and yowl, And apli, and claw another cat Alongside of the jowl And then they both would shake their tails, And jump around and howl. Oh this here cat of Furguson's Was fearful then to see ; He'd yell precisely like lie was In awful agony ; You'd think a first class stomach-ache Had struck some small baby. Aud all tho mothers in th*treet, Waked by the horrid din, Would rise right up and seareh their babe. To find some worryin' pin ; Aud still this vigorous cat would kce t A hollerin' like siu. And as for Mr. Furguson 'Twas more than he could bear, And so he hurled his boot-jack out, Right through the midnight air ; Hut this vociferous Thomas cat. Not one cent did he care,— For still he yowled and kept his fur A standin' up on end. And his old spine a doublin' up 'Just like a Grecian Bend. As if his hopes of happiness Did on his lungs depend. But while a curvin' of his spine Andwaitin' to attack A cat upon the other fence, There catne an awful crack ; And this here speckled Thomas cat Was busted iu the back. When Furguson came down next day, There lay his edd feline. And not a lite was left in hint Although he had hail nine, "AH this here comes"' said Furguson, "Of curvin' of his spine." Now all ye men whose tender hearts This painlul tale does rack, Just take this moral to yourselves, All of you, white and black : Don't ever go, like this here eat, To gettin" up your back ! A ITOUNDELAY. f'otne sit beneath the hawthoruc tree. And press thy lips to mine ; I have a merry song for thee, Will cheer thy heart like wine. O well the bonny ln-atii may sntllc. The lark sing clear above : For wc will love a little while, Though nU in vain we love. And green the leaves should be o'erhead. The bracken brawn beneath : For oh, that thou and I lay dead Upon the bonny heath ! MEN WITHOUT HEARTS.— W<> sometimes meet with men who seetn to think tlral indulgence in any affectionate teeling i? weakness. They will re! tun from a jour ney, and greet their families with a dis tant dignity*, and tttoye among flscir chil dren wilh the cold and lofty splendor of an iceberg surrounded by il- broken frag ments. There is hardly a moie unnatu rai sight on earth than one of ih se fami lies without a heart. A father had better extinguish a boy's eyes than take away his heart. Who that has expeienced the joys of friendship and values sympathy and affection, would not rather loose all that is beautiful in nature's scenery than bo robbed of the hidden treasures of his heart? Cherish, then, your heart's best affections. Indulge in the warm aud gushing emotions of filial, parental and fraternal love. jpgrA Galveston gentleman, lately stop ping at the Nicholson House, Bastrop, was in a room recently occupied by the. Agent of the Freedmen's Bureau, fine evening, Tom, a freedman, entered the room to make a fire, and after doing so sat down, crossed his legs and made himself at home, smoking and spitting in the lire place. The Galvastonian asked him what he meant by such familiarity : Tom looked up in evi dent surprise, and immediately arose, hat in hand, aud in his politest manner, said : "Beg pardon, Massa ! didn't know you was a fjemman ; thought yon was dc Freeelmaris llnreun Richards was an inevitable chew er of tobacco. To break himself of the habit, he took up another, which was that of making a pledge about once a inpnth that be would never chew another piece. He broke his pledge as often as he made it. The last time I saw him, he told me lie had broken oil" for gcod, but now as I aiet him, he was taking another chew. "Why, Richards," says I "you told mc you had given up that habit, but T see you are at it again." Y es," he replied, "I have gone to chew ing and left off lying:* "How much do you ax for your bald faced goose," said the son of Erin to the keeper of a museum. "Is it not a goose ; it is a owl," said the keeper. "Devil a bit do I care how owld it is.— I want it for the boarder*. They'll ale it." " To Speak Lis Thoughts is Every Freeman's Right. " SUCH PRETTY FEET. nr * * * Two gentlemen were lounging on Broad way, one fine spring afternoon. Suddenly , one of turned to his companion and ex claimed : "Egad! Ilall, look there! Who is : she ? " "Be still, she'll heat you." And Dick Hall gave his friend an iin poroptn dig with his elbow, as an enjoin der for silence. A lady was approaching them a slen der, coquettish little figure—clad in a gray walking suit, cut sufficiently short to ex pose a pair of feet Cinderella herself might have envied ; a black beaver hat and a blue veil concealed her hea I and face.— And she actually carried her hands in Lor pockets. "Whew!" ejaculated Dick. ''l ad mire 1 er audacity ! " The wind played hide and seek with the veil, and at last, after several unsuc cessful attempts, b.ire it proudiv aiof't, and it disappeared from view in the distance. "What pretty feet!" muttered Tom Grame, unconsciously, aloud. 'The owners of the objects <>i hi> admir ation turned her face towaids him, an ! flashed an in lignaut glance from her dark grav eyes, and her face reddened to the roots of her hair. "There, stupid ! " cried Dick, angrily "Youv'e put your foot in it now."' But it was ah'igcthPr too # Lte lo repent now. had evidently heard the re mark, for she wniked haughtily past them, her head erect, her eyes blazing, and the "pretty feet' coming down up<>n the pave ment with an indignant I'ing. Tom drew himself up to hi? full height, and exclaimed : "ileieaf'ter, Dick Hail, please to re member that at home, 1 am Thomas Grino, and I am decidedly averse to pet names. You will address me by that cognomen 1 " "The dote e I " was the coo! reply*. "l)o you know who s! e is?" queri l * J Tom "A visitor at the Adams', i believe: a sort of country cousin. "And decidedly the prettiest, saneie?t niece of dry goods imaginable?" ciied | Tom enthusiaalieally. "Can't you get me intiodtnvd by some means or other ■ " Dick shook Ids head dubious, and re plied : "i think it would b. impossible. The family leave the town this week. 1 un derstood they were going t<> s U tor Eu rope, Thursday. in the Sea |t V>,." "Brother I'' cjacu u t Y n. Ami, linking iirs arm through that of ids friend, llmv sauntere<l hick to his Lo - tel. A few weeks alter ti.at and Tom had departed for Fairfield, a little country vil lage, wherein resides a maiden aunt, who had declared him to be her heir prospec tive. After the first, greetings were over be- j tvvecn Torn and his worthv aunt, she ask ed : "Ain't married yet ? " "Wasn't the last accounts I had," was the dutiful reply. "Anv signs? "' quelle I the it quisitivo spinster. "1 don't know what you mean by signs. If )on menu that 1 gaze at the moon, sigh j dolefully, and make a gcnei.il iml of my- , self, why 1 think not." Tom set his foot maliciously on the tail of an unoffending kitten, then calmly j sleeping on tlie rug before the fire. "You adacioos bov ! " shrieked his aunt j grasping the injured feline and seizing tiie poker "There Til stop. I never meant to hurt her." then sotln roc. "I'll wring her neck the first opportu nity." After some apologies oa the nnrt ot Tom ! anil more soothing on the part of the maid applied to the cat, they at last down again iin comparative quietness, l'rescndy the ! spinster began again : "There is the nicest girl over tiie way "Don't want any nice girl." he inter ! rnpted. "Don't, eh ? " J "No, raa'atn —not any 1 ' emphatically j replied he. I "Boys don't know what they want." "Men do " "Bah !" I tell yon there's the pretty j girl—'' "Confound the whole tribe of females, i old and young." His aunt lifted her finger warningly, iin desperation, Tom seized his hat and left the room. He strolled down towards tho creek, which ran close by his ami's residence.— ■ As he neared the grove through which it i passed, he thought he heard cries for i help. Directly before him, fast in the mud, \ was a female, her face beplastered with the precious nrticlc. her hands vainly grasp ing at the roots of trees which grew on i the bank, endeavoring to extricate her self from her painful and ludicious posi ; t'on. To assure her of bis assistance was i one tiling; to give it was another. Grasp ing with one band a bush, he extended the other to her. She succeeded in lonch ing tho end of his fingers. Tom forgot himself, and swore a big oath : but that did not mend the matter in the least. After many of attempts he at last grasp- I ed her arm, and after the most unparalled exertions, landed her on the bank. Tom glanced at his pantaloons which ; had been 10 immaculate in their purity that morning, in dismay. Tiiere was mud on his clothes, mud on his face, and tnud mud on his hands. He looked at his com panion, and (hen, despite his good breed ing, burst into an uproarous burst of laughter. She did not appear to be all pleased with his mirth, and turned up her muddy little nose in contempt. * Tom saw her displeasure, and attempted to apologise. "1 suppose I ought to let you laugh to \uur heart's content, after rescuing me from that predicament, ' said she, a little crossly. "Oh, rot by means, miss. I assure you I haven't the least desire to do sueli a thing," answered Tom. soothing his mirth as best lie con! i. She eyed him suspiciously. "1 suppose so. 1 think the best thing we can do is to go home," she mused. "I'm of your opinion," said the imper tuiable Tom. She gathered up her soiied dress in one hand, and, turning, hesitating said : "1 would be pleased to know the name of the gentleman who so kindly assisted me. My own is Kate Neville, and I re side in that white house you see yonder." ."she pointed toward a stately dwelling, plainly discernable above the low hills in the distance. "Ah! I beg pardon. lam calleJ Tom Grame. lam present visiting an aunt, Miss Rivers, of Fairfield." "Allow me lo bid you good morning.' said Kate, turning from tier companion. •Mi-s Neville," called Tom determined ly, "shall I have the honor ot calling on you ? " "! shall he pleased to see you. He rubed his hat gallantly, and strode home to his amiable aunt. To that estimable la ly he would give no explanation for the soiled state ot his garments, telling her plainly that "it was none of lor business." The next dav he got himself up in the most fascinating manner, and sallied out to call on Miss Neville. The servant showed him into the pat lor. and Kate rose to meet him. Site offered him her hand, which Tom touk with all the freedom of an old acquaintance. "Where have I seen her.' bhe is de cidedly pretty," he muttered to himself. A pai' 1 of sparkling dark eyes wetc ma king sad havoc under his left vest pocket. She sang f r him, and played the most d-licious aits, and talked so charmingly, that Tmn foun 1 the morning far advanced before he took hi- departure This one visit was the preface to many that followed, aud Tom found that exis tei.ee was impossible unless he could call Kate his own. So, the last time lie called on her, he stated his case, and Kate doc tored him—that is, she answered him 'ves,' to a question he asked her, and a tew weeks later they wore married 1 hen Miss Rivers was informed of the engagement she remarked diiiy : "Torn don't like girls 1" "I swear 1 do. I adore the whole sex —o! 1 maids, cats and all,' cried Tom, tri umphantly. Miss Rivers laughed long and merrily. A few weeks after their matrisgc, Kate said to her liege lord : "Tom. do von know where you first saw "Certainly 1 do,' - replied he ; "in a mud puddle, to be sure " "No indeed. It was one morning last spring, on Broadway.' — Tom suiang excitedly to bis feet. oil were stopping at Adams , and I tried to get introduced because — ' •Because 1 had such pretty feet," in terrupted his wife, smiling and blushing. GOOD ADVICE. —A bachelor uncle, to whom his neice applied for advice on ihe question of choosing between two suitors, one of whom was rich and the other poor —the latter, of course being the most ar dent as well as the favorite lover—sentcn tiously replied : —"My dear, the question being stripped of all illusory elements, your choice simply lies between love and beef. Now love is an idea, and beef is a reality, Love you can get along without, but beef you must have. Therefore make sure of your beef. RICH EDlTOß, —Somebody says editors are poor, whereupon an exchange re marks : "Humbug!" Here we are, editor of a country newspaper, fairly in rolling in wealth. We have a good office, a paste pot, a double-barrelled gun, two suits of clothes, three kittens, a Newfoundland pup two gold watches, thirteen day and two night shirts, carpet on our floors, a pretty wife,.one corner lot, have ninety cents in cash, out of debt, and have no rich rela tives. If we are not wealthy it is a pity." C" An old fashioned clergyman, named Moore, was riding on horseback one stormy day, enveloped in a loose cloak of large proportions, and having a broad scarlet collar. By the action of the wind the cloak was tossiug about in all directions, when a gentleman rode up on a spirited horse, which shied and almost threw the rider. "That cloak of yours would frighten the de\il," said the gentleman. "You don't say so !" replied Mr. More "why, that's just mv trade. How sun KNEW. —Two young misses discussing the qualities of some young gentlemen, were overheard thus , "Wall, I like Charlie, but he is a little girlish ;he hasn't got the least bit of a beard." W POPPING INTO THE WRONG BED. j Last week an interesting event occurred at one of the hotels in Pittsbnrg, Pa. A young lady from a neighboring town went to the city for the purpose of meeting her betrothed, getting married, and going to the West to settle there. She was accom panied by her brother, svho was to act as groomsman, and her lovci's sister, who was to be bridesmaid. The intended hu*- band not arriving in time, the young ladies arranged that they should occupy the same bed in the room adjoining that ol the I bride's brother. Having traveled all the night before, the bride and her brother be i ing yvorn out, retired at an early hour, with instructions to their companion, whom they left reading in the ladies' parlor, not to make a noise when she came to bed. as they did not want to be awakened out of j their sleep. The young lady getting inter ested in her book, sat to a late hour. At I last getting drowsy, she slipped off as I noiselessly as possible to her room, an l I quietly retired, as che supposed, to the bed | occupied by her intended sister-in-law, and nestling close up alongside under the blank j ets, was soon sound asleep. Happening to awaken before her companion, she put her arms around, as she supposed, the biiJe s neck, commenced kissing her and calling her sweet sister and other endearing names peculiar to the softer sex. In a moment her kisses were paid back with interest, aud she found two stalwart arms encir cling her fair form, and instead of the bride's she was in the bride's brother's i arms. She bad mistaken the room. Hero was a dilemma, and uot knowing how to ; explain, she commenced sobbing as if her ! heart would break, which awakened tiie j bride who came to her iescue. The young man, hoyvever, refused to let her go, j saying that foituiiat? accident had given ; him a prize and .he was deteimined not to ; lose it, and on one condition only would | he release the young lady from his grasp j and that was that she would put her arms I around his neck and kiss him, and promise ; to be his wife at the same time his sister | became the wife of her brother. He said that he had long loved her, and intended j to ask her that day for her hand, and thanks to an accident, he had now a better I bpportnnity than he could ever hope for J again. The young lady, seeing no alter native, finally surredered, threw her arms around the man's neck, and sealed the bar gain with a kiss, when the young man covered up his le ad, and she retired to his i sister's room a promised bride. >he en joined secracy upon the brother and sister, but the tiling was to good lo keep. Im mediately afler they got dressed, the groom arrived, and after getting breakfast, dispatched the landlord for a minister, who i soon came and male the indissoluble knot. ' As soon as tha minister got through, the groomsman and bridesmaid astonished the company by taking the place of their j brother and sister, and, aud request'd- the minister to repeat the performance, which he did in less time than it takes to tell it. "What's the meaning of all this?" asked j groom X 0.1., who seemed agreeably sir.- i prised by the scene just transacted. His i new made wife, now smiling all over, rela ted to the whole company the incidents of j the past night- Groom No. 2 . said it was 1 all right : he didn t care how many stories ' his sister told ; that he was the happiest man alive, and that if hi.-, wife had shed tears that morning, they were ihe last she 1 should shed, nnless a tear of iey. if he | could prevent it, and she looked up at her husband, said sue would never cry a?a u, when he put his arms around her, for now he was her own darling husband. The af ternoon train, instead of one, carried two happy couples to homes in the West, w here we hope that year after year they will by couplets be blessed.— DEM. I'KKSS. JOHNNY SHRIMP'S COMPOSITION. 1 ON MA ANI) AUNT JEKL'SIIA. Ma is my mother. lam her son. Ma's is Airs. Shrimp, she is the wife of Mr. Shrimp, and Mr. Shi imp is her husband. I'a is niv father. My name is John George Washington Shrimp —Therefore pa's name is Shrimp too: and so is ma s. ; My ma has a ma. She is my grandma, i She is mother-in-law to mv pa. My pa , says that mother-iu-laws ought to he ve- j toed I like my grandma better than pa does. She brings ine ten cent stamps and bolivars. She don't bring any to pa. May be that's why he don't like her. Aunt Jerusha is my aunt. When pa j was a little boy she was his little sister. I ! like little risters. Dicky Mopps has a lit- j tie sister, iler name is Rose. I take her outriding on my, sled. Aunt Jerusha don't like her She cade her "that Mopps i girl." 1 think Aunt Jeriwha ought P> be i ashamed of herself. Aunt Jerusha is a very pious woman. She never wants us to talk aloud on Sun days, and says wc ought to have cold din ners. She hears me '<ay the catechism, and knows it ali without the book, i>h says that Susan Jane is spoiling that bov. Susan Jane is ma. and that boy is ME.— She says she hopes that the babv will show a change of heart. 1f a change of heart would make Baby stop prying, I wish so too, Aunt Jornsba lives with u?. Some times I think ma would rather have her live with somebody else. 1 usked Aunt Jerusha ouce why she didn't marry some body and set up for herself. She said that many and many a man had wanted to marry her, but while her poor Susan Jane was in such a slate of health she couldn't think of leaving ? Beside*, she said, what would become of your poor pa ? Aunt Jerusha has a state of health too. TERMS, $2.00 Per. ANNUM, in Advance. NO. 18. On Washing-days she has the headciie. and does her head up in brown paper and vinegar, and I have to make toast for her at the kitchen fire. I make some for my self too. Annt Jerusha savs that nobody knows what she lias done for that boy. That boy is ML, again. 1 told l'n what she said. Me said it was just so. Nobody DID know. Ma says that Aunt Jerusha means well, and that she's pa's dear sister. I don't see why that's any reason she should scold me when 1 eat cabbage with a knife.— X. J'. Commonwealth. TUB BLACKBIRD. —When A blackbird j once learns a tune lie flever forgets it or j any part of I once knew a bird that could whisle "Polly Hopkins" with a won derful accuracy. His owner sold him, at ' the -ame time making his purchaser ao- I quainted with the bird's favorite tune. As I soon as be got him home, he at once i hung up the blackbird, and on going to j the piano struck up "Polly Hopkins." The ; bird's master, however, introduced parts into the tune he had never heard before ; so, alter listening a while, he began hissing, fluttering hi 3 wings, and otherwise signify ( ing h's dista-te ot the whole performance. 1 Much surprised, the gentleman left otf playing, and then the blackbird openud ! his throat, and favored his new master with ; his version of "Polly Hopkins," nor would he ever listen with any patience to anv other version. This same blackbird, after staying in the service of the above inen | tioned gentleman for two years, was adop | ted ly a sesious family, where "Polly ilop i kin-v' nub all such profanity, were sedu | onsly avoided. Whenever, poor "Joe" i (the blackbird's name) attempted to strike jup the old time, a cloth was thrown over i the cage and he was silenced. The family j consisted of an old lady and her two I daughters, anj every night, at 7 o'clock, I prayers were read, and the "Evening i Hymn,'' sung ; and Joe, who was an obedi- I ent bird, and anxious to conform with the I habits of the house, speedily learned the tune, and regularly whistled it while the | old woman and her daughters sang it. This went on for six or seven years, when | the mother died and ;ue daughters separa ted, and Joe, now an aged blackbird, foil 1 into new hands ; but to bis dying day he j never gave up the "Evening Hymn." Punctual, as the clock struck seven, ho tuned up and went straight through with it with the gravity ot a parish clerk, — i Dieloiis Home Pet.. THE NUMBER SEVEN. V This number i frequently used in the Bible. On the 7th day <o I onJed lii work : the 7th month Noah's ark touched i the ground, and in 7 dnvs a dove was sert out. Abraham pleaded 7 times for Sodom, Jacob served 7 years for Kachael, mourned 7 days tor Joseph, and was pursued a 7 days'journey by L iban. A plenty of 7 years, and a famine of 7 years were foretold in I'haroah's dream, by 7 fat and 7 lean beasts, and 7 ears of full ar.d 7 ears of blasted corn. On the 7th days of the 7th month ilie children of Israel tasted 7 day-, and re mained 7 days in tents * Every 7 years the land rested ; every 7th year all bondmen were free, and the law was rea.l to the people. In the destruction of Jerico, 7 priests born 7 trumpets 7 days; on the 7th day tliey surrounded the walls 7 tiroes; and the v"d of the "th round ihe walls ft;'), Solomon was 7 years building the tem ple, and feasted 7 days at tlie dedication. In the tabernacle were 7 lamps, and tbe golden oanlestick bad 7 branches Mad man-washed 7 times iu Jordan. Job's filends sat with him 7 days and 7 nights, and offered 7 bullocks and 7 i rams iu atonement. Our Savior spoke 7 times from the. | cross, on which lie hung 7 hours,and after his resurrection appeared 7 tiiucs. In the Lord's prayer are 7 petition* con taining 7 times 7 words. In the Revelations wereadof7 churches, 7 candlesticks. 7 stars, 7 trumpets, 7 pla gues, 7 thunders, 7 \ ils. 7 angels, ana a 7 beaded monster. i- A REMARKABLE SETT. Old farmer Gruff was one morning tug | ging away with all his might and main at a barrel of apples, which he was endeavor ing to get up the cellar stairs, and calling at the top ct his lungs for one of lus hoys to lend a helping hand, hut in vain. When he bad, after an infinite amount of sweating and puifing, accomplished the task, and just when they were not needed. |of course, the "buys" made their appear ance. j "Where have you been, and what have you beefi about. I'd like t > know, iht you couldn't bear my call r" inquired the faimcr in an angry tone, and addressing i the eld. r. •Out hi the shop setting the saw." ic plied the youth. "And you Hick ?" "Out in the barn * tin the hen." l "And you sir?" i "Up in Grannv's room sett in the clock." "And von young man ?" "Up iu the garret settin the trap." ' And now M ister Fred, where wer -y HI Vtlii. V asked the old" fanner to his young est prog 'ticy, the asperity ot'lii- temper be ing somewhat softened by tlrs amusinjt category of answers, "t'ome, let"* hear!' "On the door step, settui still," replied the young hopeful seriously. "A remdikable set I mu-t c<nfea," ad ded the*unus(.'d sire, dispersin the grin j ning group with a wave of his hand.
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