11l pm in a Democrat. HARVEY SICKLER, Publisher VOL. VIII. Ppming pnitoiraf. A I'd.)' --fatw "exkly i;wrHi to PttJl , ,/ Y *•! / i y , .. the ArU V) i We lues- ' / .■: '•. . Y-J , • • „i.!d, innnek Lj • : : v ;.£F.VEV f-ICKtER 'X-nUjJ *1 . , —I -.)>>• I year, in , 1' r.-ei >2,00; if „ , . t within sin months, V2.-"f will be < In.r.ed >0 |, .per will bo DISCONTINUED, until nil are . 4 ir.r -p; j'.iil; unless at tlie option of ju' li KATES OF ADVERTISING TKV 1.1 NFS CONSTITUTE A Sljt'AKE. U-,e - |yare one or three insertions $1 50 tverv suhsequ. Nt insertion less than 8 50 KKALESTATB, I'EKSO* At. PROPERTY, an.i (IK: ERAL Ai.vxKrt3i.NC, as ma* le agree.l upon. PATENT MEIUCINKS and other advertisement* r.y the column : One column, 1 year, 400 Half column, I year 115 Third column, 1 year, 25 Fourth column, 1 year, '2O ilusllins Cards ot one square or less, per year j with paper. JS. "*" EPIT intALor LOCAL ITEM advertising—with- Advertised ert—ls cts. per line. Lihcr.il terms njiii,.' wiih permanent advertisers XilCrrORS. APMIXISTtiAtouS ami AT'DI -I'i.ilt's N iTD'E-, ~f ti le u*ual length, 5'2,50 Oil ITU UUE?,- -x ceiling ten tin s. each; RELI 1 In,"A ,md LITERARY NOTICE?, not of general -it-res', one half too regular rates. 2 i * if A Ivrt'se m ats must he hauled in t.v TCKS AV NO.in. to in sure insertion the same week JII It WORK t el! kinds ne..t!y executed and at prices to suit the times. til TRANSIENT ADVERTISEMENTS and JOB WORN '■ u*t he paid for, when ordered Business \of ices. It. Oi W E Idl I'LL AT i URNEYS AT Ik. LAW OtHce on Tioga Street Tunkhaun.M'ic ID | j SL COOPER, PHYSICIAN ASI RUEON I L. Newton Centre. Luzerne County Pa Ul., I'AHItISII, ATTORNEY AT LAW • Oiii-c at tho Court ld iuse, in Tunkhanock • IV v- wag Co. pa j U -t. >l. I'IAT I , ATI OKNLY A I LA V, of fice in Stalk's Eric k I;lock Tioga St., Tunk ■*"!•> k, l'a M' .5 CHASE, ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL 1 s LOR AT LAW, Nicholson, Wyoming Co', Pa Especial attention given ti> settlement of dece dent's estates NicboktM, p. Doe. 5 I3jj7—v7nl9yl j M.J. Tv ll.stix, ATTO.iNFY AT L \W. Col • tingnri! Real Estate Agent. lowa Lands f.r s-K s..'raa'oi., Pa. 3Stf. , ! IV. S::i()AIi, PHYSICIAN A SUKOE N, J, v. ill 1,11.1 1 I . in :ly to all calls in his pro t'eviun. May he round at his Office at the Drug ' Store, or at bis residence on Putman Sicet, formerly j c.'spied t.y A. K. Peckham 1..- j. POBTftAff, LATIDSSAPE, AM> j p rp -rx n; jVC IP m T i U7 Jti. .OJ .as, £* A. ga. -Yi S'.ALiIiVTXSifG'. : rtoe Wyoming National bank.in Ntark's , Tt MvIIAN.NOCR, PA. Portraits painted from Anihrotypes or , igi .pin- Photograph? Painted in .Oil Odors, — : . ..r I rs i'..r paintings executed according to or* j j I.tstru ti'-n* given in Drawing, Sketchtng, t at! i Landscape Painting, in Oil or water j t - and in all branches of liie art. 'V .duly 3! *(j7 -vgnSO-tf. HI FFQKD HOUSE: TUNKHANNOCK, WYOMING CO., PA. • 'Pins f.V BLISIIMENT HAS RECENTLY! I •■ r hit alan 1 luri.Ohed in tiie latest style. Eveiy i ...: ..n will be given to the comfort and | • uvciii . ■ tic.se who patronize the II >u*. 11, 11UFEORD. Proprietor. ; Tin tn ..-k, l'a., June 17, H'iß—v7nli BOLTON HOUSE. I lAIiiiIKHUIUx, PKNNA. The undersigned having lately purchased the iIi'EHLKR HOUSE " property, has already com- j men. Ed such alterations and improvements as will' re,, i -r this old and popular House equal, if not supe ti r. t j any Hotel in the City of Harrisburg. \ e mtinuai.ee of the public patronage is refpect-j fullv so.icited. GEO. J. BOLTON- j WALL'S HOTEL, LATH AMERICAN HOUSE, TUNKII VNNOC'K, WYOMING ft). I* \ ! rHIS establishment has recently been refitted an j furnished in the latest style Every attcnti- n fiil he given to the comfort and > r.r.venin-e of those 1 ajo patronize tho House T. R WALL, liiruer an I Proprietor. • Tunkhannoek, September 11. I >oI. MEANS' HOTEL. . TOWAKTTD . PA lb B. BARTLKT, Late of i . "BRAINARII llorst:, ELMIKA. N Y PItOPRIETDK. The .MEANS HOTEL, i- one ot tne LARGEST ni BEST ARRANGED Houses in the country—lt tiiteil up in the most uio lern and Improved style j i n • pains are spared to make i' n pleesantand sgreeahle stopping ppice for ail, i Ju'2l-lv. • A'TMAN giros bisjeustomers tho benefit of his j -* au, ibacturing facilities, an J saves to them Ihe I ,r " "s u-ually paid to Johliers, Miudleioen and , *■' e-ale deders I? •• of everv liescrip" on can e l iuul at DE- j ICK'S Store, Tunkh u i. ck, l'a \ LLef BistUMa's YYetec pirenl Boots are made | ■' Leather tai.- i nth i-'i-ii i 1 w.v —in ■' '• i • >*, conseq i i.Oy wit! tn. i • ' -r no t will i v cr.- ', J." ' i .MA\ i .vile-, iheatten i-i of I pu die to •at... ork n rnship, matt ri it -iiiniy in I I "'■ ur koi r< ady ma 11 u rk PW ,o> r tl'in wk bo -I n solo I J K"p ' It •},-> I Ir-.-bdl, pegged Boott j *' J t d ii. n h 0..-, Kur >' i 1 .-lie i. Box ( w 410. an t cter,-oihir a-ti It m iii' lina a' low prig.*. j TUNKHAMOCK. WYOMING CO., PA.-WEDNESDAY, NOV. 25. 1868. LatestJVews. Ltite arrival of New Goods. Great Hargains ;it the New Store of O* DetricK, in S. Stark's Bri.-k Block, AT TONKHAIOCK, PENN'A. returned from the City. / tun now opening n?i entire New >TI. k of I I AL L GOODS, an I.one of the I .rgest and richest assortments ever uficreJ in this community. Consisting of lilUll AND FANCY COL'IiD DltEisS SILKS, FRENCH AND ENGLISH MERINOS, EMPRESS AND PRINCESS CLOIII* , POPLINS. PAKEMETTOS, BLACK AND COLORED ALPACCAS WOOL. ARMURE, PEKIN AND MOUSELIKE DELAINS, IN PORTED AND DOMESTIC GINGHAMS, PRINTS (f lift Mai ufucturea and Lutein Styles, Ladies (Jlotlis and Saoqueings, Cloths, Cassimeres, Vesting? Saienetts, T weeds, Je.uie, Cottoua lea. Drill.*, Denims, Ticks. Checks, Stripes, SHEETINGS Shirtings, Bleached A Brown. _ Shawls, Sontags, Hoods. Furs, Ladies' Reticule*. Shopping l'.ags and Baskets. TRUNKS. VALISES, and TRAVELING IJAGS, Latest .Styles, Kid, Silk, Lisle Thread, Cotton Gloves, Hosiery, Notions, Toilet and Fancy GOODS, FANCY SOAPS, PEIIFUMFIiY, Sr*., 4*., 4-., Black < nd Colored Velvets, llibbons, Ruffles, . Frills, Fringes, Braids, \ Beads, Ball and Bugle Trimmings A Large quantity ofß EST STYLE HOOP SKIRTS ] ami COKSETTS, scleect fr.on Mauuficturers, at | greatly re lu o l prices. FLANNELS all Colors and QnnliHea READY AJADE Olo'tliing', | AND GENTS' Furnishing (auods. HATS AND CAPS of Latest Styles, CALF. KiP and SEAW BO'D't A*T ST Lad ; e*'. HmT, an I Children's Kit Pi nslla .M>-j r' c •<> in I Call" tl aitcie. Shoes, an 1 Siipjierj, j Wall and I K Papc Wind Curtains, i Curtain rix lure*. Carpets A Oil- Cloths. Chio;>. Class, and Stone V-'are, Tiuwtre, —made exprc -ly 1- r this v Trade, warranted t" give satisfaiti m '2O i*r cent. Chea|*;r than the u-tul rates in hti tfcdiOD, Nailt, Sfi'Jcts, Iron. Steel. Ilorse Shoea Jlorso Shoe Nails, Nail llods. Paint*, Pa\nl Oils, Painter i Material, Put ty, IVinduir (Ha .*. Kerosene (h Jftil/, TParlor, Stand, and Hand 7,a>nps, Lanterns, Lamp Ctumnies, St/adcs, and Htimers. COAL. ASH TON, TURK ISLAND, & HDL. SALT FLOUR, FEED, MEAL, B UTTER, CHEESE, LARD. PORK, HAMS, arid FISH. SUGAR, TEA, COFFEE SPICES. SYRUP, A MOLASSES, WOOD it WILLOW WARE, ROPI>. tOKDABE, HASkr.TS. JtKOOMS, PAILf*. TUBS, WASH BOARDS, tfItPUT t le WEEPERS', lIIIUsHES ot all kind-. PATENT MEDICINES. DRUGS, and DYES FLAVORING EXTRACTS, Ae., Ac, These goods have been selected with great care ti> suit the wants oi this community, and will be sold sis heretofore, at the lowest living t.ites lor cash or exchanged for country produce at market prices. Thankful for the past liberal patronage, I shall endeavor by strict attention to my business, to merit a continuance <;1 the same, and will try -to make the future still more attractive and ben eficial to customers. C. DKTKIC'K iJinini FLAKCHETTE. f I The rival beauties laid their hands. On "Planchettes" stubborn heart, Querying silently thewhiie Wit* faces held apart, "Which does he love, tell me, l'lanchette 1 " I Fair Idly softly said. "Which does he lovci " said queenly Rose. Bending her haughty head. ? The white hand trembled like a dove, r The brown one flashed its ring, And still the pencil wrote no word, - Dragged, like a sullen thing. While quiet Pansy, looking on. Waited Its pranks to see ; Folded her secret in her heart, Softly and silently. "Come hither Pansy." Like a dove A small hand trembling fel I, When like a weird, uncanny thing, The board.obeyciTher spell. Wrote "Y-o-u." Oh ! wise l'lanchette, Worthy the Delphlo crown ; Each blushing maiden saw herself Thus promply written down. The hero came, as heroes will, Proving all romance true, And glancing at their paper, said, "What's written!" '• V-o-u." "What was the question, ladies fair, Can I not know I" Ah, inc ; ".May I one earnest question ask, Through this diablerie!" * It answers "Pansy." She has fled Right through the open dor ; She saw the question in his eye, And needs to know no more. Alike the Rose and Lily say Planchctte tells nothing true; Hut Pansy holds a different faith, Site trusts it —wouldn't you I HANS BRIETMANN'S PARTY. Hans Breltmann gife a barty. Dcy had blano-playin, I felled in lofe uiit a Merican frau, Her name was Madilda Vane. I She hat hilar as prown ash a pretzel. Her eyes vas hiuimcl-plue. I'nd yen dey looket indo mine, j Dey shplit mine heart in two. Hans Hrietman gife u barty. 1 vent dere you'll po pound. I valtzed mit Madilda Yane, I I'nd vent shlpmon round an.l round, De pootiest frauiein in de house, She veyed 'pout dwo hoondred pound. I'nd cfcry ilimc she giie a sin. unp She make do vindoiv- sound. | Hans Hrietmann gife a barty, 1 tells you it cost him dear, Dey rolled in more ash seten kecks Of foost rate Lager lleer, i "nd veucfer dey knocks de shpicket in De Deut'diers gifes a cheer: 1 dinks so vine a barty Never eooia to a hot dis year. Hans Itrictmaan glfc a bnrty, iK-re all vas Souse and lirouse, Yen desoojper eouieR feet. The ! highest peak is Mount Kverset. '211,0(1(1. — ; Tlie highest permanently inhabited place '! in the world is Ltdak. 1-5,117 feet. The i ! greatest mountain height visited hy man is ; beyond Iva Gamin, 22.3-50 fe.et. The highest point at which at a man can ascend without having ins health seriouslv affect* i ed, is 20,-500 feet. The highest balloon ascent vet made is 40 GoO feet. [j ' -""*7 i-tF ''What cat I giv ■ you for a keep fake my deal *' - John ? " subbed nut a sentimental git I to her scrapegraca lover ahoirt to join hi* ship. "Give my at.gel i " cried -lack, 111 some confusion, "liem-why-whv, you have not got such t thing as a five-dollar hill, I snppos , about you l " A lri'-ud ot i-ur* was congratula ting hnnsalf tipx-tt having recently takeH a vcr pleasant trip. Upon inquiry, we too'd iliat he tripped into a young lady's I*7 " To Speak his Thoughts is Every Freeman's Right. " WHICH WAS IHE COWAHD ? "Will you bear that Edward ? " The young man to whom this was ad dressed, stood facing another about his own age, on whose Hushed countenance was an expression of angry defiante The name of this person was Logan. A third party, also a young man, had asked j the question just given, in a tone of sur prise and regret. Before there was time : for a response. Logan said sharply, and in I a voice of stinging contempt: "You are a poor, mean coward. Kd j ward ilson ! 1 repeat the words ; and if there is a paitide of manhood about ! you " Logan paused for an instant, but add !ed : "You will resent the insult."' Why did he pause? Hi.-, word, had ' aroused a spirit in the breast of \V ilson | that betrayed itselt in bis eyes, lhe I word ' coward, 'in that instant of time, i would have more fitingly applied to James j Logan But as quickly faded the indig ' nant light from the eyes of Edward W il ! son W hat ;i fierce struggle aggitated ! him for a moment! "We have been fast friends, James," said Wilson, calmly. "But even f that were not so 1 would not strike you." "You're afraid." "I will not o V"ii cad| nte a liar, ' exclaimed Lo- j gan, in une<-littollable passion, drawing | back bi- hand, and making a motion as it j he wne ah. ut to ship tin- other i.i the : face. The eyes of Wilson quailed :>t, nor was the smallest quiver of a muscle per ceptible. Fr-iin s<>m • cause the purpose of Logan was io>t executed. Instead of giv | ing his companion a blow, he assail'd his antagonist with words of deeper insult, j seeking thu- to provoke an assault. Bu; Wilson was not to be driven from tbe ed- 1 adel in which he had entrenched himself,! "It lam a coward, well, lie said. "I would rather he a ecwaid than lay my hand in violence on whom 1 ore- -d!ed a friend." At this moment n light girli-h laughter . and the ringing of nieriy voir - readied; the I-■ rs of .-ur excited yo.mg men, and their relative aiilagonismfui once changed. Logan walked away in the direction : from w! i b the voices came ; while the ; other two remain? ' bud been : ' ■ 1 ■ j ' Why didn't vuu knock him down? "j said the conipa i"'i of A ilson. The latter, wiio>e face was now very so- j her and pd . sln-ok ins he .d slowly, lie , made i q other remark. j "I believe you are a coward ! ' exclaim- : ed the other impatiently ; and turning off, 1 It- went in the direction taken by Logan, i The moment Wilson as alone he seat- \ i i himself on the ground, concealed from 1 the party whose voices had interrupted i hiin, by a large rock.•ini covering his face with his hands, sat motionless fori several minutes. How much he suffered ! in that iittle space we will not attempt to j describe. The struggle with his indignant i impuisi-s iiad been very severe. He was ini coward in heait. W bat was rigiit and j humane he wa ever ready to do. even at j the risk to biniseif of both physical and muita! suffering. Clearly conscious e h t. The position of the girls had been discovered while they were some dis tance above, and there happened to be an ; other boat on the dam, and that nigh at : hand, Logan and two other young men j ; had loosed it tiom the shore But tile | danger of being carried over the dam i should any one venture out in this boat, f seemed so inevitable tii it nine' of them i dared to cskmiitiler tin- hiz trd Now • screaming and wringing their hands and | i now urgi* g those men to try and save | tin r companions, stood the maid- I I ens of the party on shore, when Wilson j dashed t trough litem and springing into ' tin: boat cried out: "Quick Logan, take an oar or all is j j lost." But. instead of this, Logan stepped back j ' a pace or two frou: the boat, while his face ! grew pale with fear. Not an instant more j 1 | was wasted. At a glance Wilson saw i that if the girls were saved it must be by ' the strength of his own arm. Bravely lie I pushed tiom the shore and with giant ; strength born ot the moment an i for the i occasion. Irorn hign unselfish purpose, he | dashed the boat into the current, and • bending to the oars, took a direction at an ] angle with the other boat towards a {loirrt I where the water was sweeping over the j dam. At every stroko the light skitf sprang lorwaid a dozen bet, and scarce a 1 half minute elapsed ere Wilson was be side the other boat. Both were now with- i in twenty yards of the fall; and the water I was beanug them down with a velocity j that a strong rower, with every advantage j on his side, could scarcely have contended j against successfully. To transfer the , ("lightened girls from one boat to the other, j lin a few moments of time, ere the down- i 'sweeping current would bear their trad j vessel to the edge of the dam, and still to I retain a> advantage, was to W'ilsorr ini— j possible. To let his own boat go and i manage theirs lie saw to be equally irupos- ' . aible. A crv of despair reached the young man's tars as the oars dropped from his grasp into the water. It was evideut to the spectators of the fearful scene that he had lost his presence of mind, and that now all was over. Not so, however. In the luxt moment he had sprung into the ! water, which, near the break of the dam, j was not more than two feet deep, As lie j did so. he grasped the other boat, and i bracing himself against the current, held it poised a few vaids from where the foam- ! ciested water leaped into the whirlpool he- ( i low. At the same instant his own bout , ; shot like an airow over the dam. He had gained, however, but a small advantage. It required his utmost strength to keep I the boat lie had grasped from dragging him over the fall. } The quickly formed purpose of Wilson | in thus springing into the water, had been to drag the boat against the currant to the shore. But this he prt-ceived to be impos sible tliu moment he felt the real current. If he were to let the boat go he could , ! easily save himself. But not once did ! such a thought enter his heart. "Lie down close to the bottom," he said 1 in a quick hoarse voice* The terror stricken girls obeyed the injunction imme diately. And now, wun a cooiness that was won derful under all circumstances, Wilson moved the boat several yards away from the nearest shore, until be reached a point where lie knew the watei below the dim to he more expanded and free from locks. Then throwing himself suddenly i gitinsi the boat, and running along until lie was within a tew feet of the dam he sprang into it and passed over with it, A > moment or two the light vessel, as it shot out into the air, stood poisod, and then went plunging down. 'l'lie fearful plunge was made in safety. The boat struck the seething waters below and glanced out from the whirlpool bear ing its living feight uninjured. "Which was the coward ?" The word-, reached the cars of Logan, as he gathered with the rest of the company around Wil son and the trembling girls he had so he roically saved. Fair lips asked the question. One maiden had spoken to another, and in a louder voice than she had intended. "Not Edward Wilson," said Logan as he stepped forward and gtasped the hand of him lie had so wromged and insulted, "Not Edward Wilson ! lie is the noblest and bravest !" , Wilson made an effort to reply, but was j for some moments too much excited and exhausted to speak. At last lie said : "1 only did what was right. May 1 ev er have the courage 'to do that while I live." Afleivvards he remarked, when alone i with Logan : "It required far greater ex- 1 ercise of courage to torbear wber. you pro voked and insulted me in the presence of j those who expected retaliation, than it did to risk my life at the mill-dam," There is a moral heroism that few can j appreciate. And it will be found thai the ( morally brave man is quickest to loose the sense of personal danger when others rut in peril. SELLING A BRIO. A very good story is told of old embargo times and the war of 1812. Under the impulse of the retn<>- i val of embargo there was a sudden rise in ' the value of properly and such a demand ! for it that merchandise was sometimes car ried off from vessels before the owners ar-j rived at their place of business; and the j parties taking it. came in afterward to say that they were at the owunm mercv mid must pay what '.hey chose to ask. A brig was lying at Boston harbor j which had come up from Plymouth just j before the embargo was laid, fit for sea.— i The Plymouth owner thought it was a i good time to sell the brig, and sent his son ' up for the purpose, telling liim to demand eight thousand dollars for her, and not to | take six thousand dollars. John went to j Boston, found bow thing* stood, sold the j brig in a moment, as it were, and hurried ! home, elated with his bargain. As she! neared the house, he saw the old man J marching up and down the piazza and pies i enlly he hastened out to meet his son. and I hear the result of the sale. "Have you sold the brig, John - " "Yes father." "For how much? " "Ten thou-ani dollars.' "Ten thousand dollars! ' cried the old j man, with stsriug eyes, at hearing a price j more than double what the vessel cost ; j "I'll bet you have sold her to some dier who don't care w hat the price i*, and j never means to pay his notes." "Notes, did you say, father?" Why, j there are no notes in the ease. I go* the ; money and put it in the bank. Draw, and you will get it " The old gentleman's excitement Wi * s suddenly cooled, and as the ruling passion I rose in its place, he said : "1 say, John, couldn't you have got a little more " * .t DON'T You'MEMBER ME Now.—An j individual possessing unmistakable evi- j dence of African extraction, was arraigned, j lor larceny. The judge, as of sight, was ! dignified, but said with severe presence | Are you guilty or not ? " he inquired. "Sar," "Did you steal these clothes ! " he re- J peated." "GoLy, boss, 'clare never done it." "This man says you did." "He ain't nothin' but white trash." "And what are you ? " "Mel Why, dou't you know me ? 1; rid wid you in do percession, 1 helped to take you home when you got tired dat ; uight Dob't ycr 'member me now ? " There was the "suddenest" ttol. pn n. in that darkey s case tiiat judicial annals af ford an example of. So much for tile ad- ; vantages of good society. man passing through the coun try duriug an excited political canvass, rode up to a farmhouse, and thus accosted a tow headed urchin who was seated on a 1 gate post: "Bub, where's your pa?" I The youngster eyed the stranger curi ously a moment, and theu replied —Pap's . jist gone down I liar beyant the cow stied ; to bury our old dog, Tousi-r.—The darned :Old fool killed hisself barkin' at candidates i for sheriff. Be you one i The traveler rode on fgfOnce on a time, a Dutchman and a Frenchman were traveling in Pennsylva nia, when their horse lost a shoe. They drove up to a blacksmith's shop, and no I one being in, they proceeded to the house to inquire. The Frenchman rapped aiid ; called out; "Is dc smilty wittin !" "Sthand Dek.' says Hans, "let me splieak. "Isht der plHcksmit's shop in der house." who was making himself ridiculously con spicuous, at last broke out: "Call these here prize cattle.' Why they ain't nothin' to what our folks raised. My father raised the biggest calf in our parts." "I don't doubt it, sail a bystand er, and the noisest. ftJI~ Fortunes made in no time, aie II like shirts made in no time—it's ten to one j if they long hong together- TERMS, $2.00 Per. ANNUM, in Advance A MUSCULAR MAS OK OLDEN TIME.— Dr Alfred Boot, in his reminiscences of .Springfield, Mass., gives the following ac count of a rare man of moscle in the last century —Deacon John Ilitchcoek, grandfather of the living Mr, Levi Hitch cock, of Springville: "Born in 1722, in the North Main streets region, he moved, while a yooug man, into the eastern part of the town, now known as South Wilbraham ; mar ried in 1743, and was the first deacon of , the church there, continued in office many ' years. He is well remembered by Hon. Oliver l Morris, as occupying the dea con's seat at meetings, his whitened locks giving him quite n venerable appearance, During a long life be was of wonderful Strength, agility and enduranee, and, bad he lived in the palmy days of Greec. he would have bepn k worthy competitor in the games of those days. It is related of him that, on one occasion, a man riding by the field where lie was at work, arui boast j ing of the speed of his horse, was chal ' lenged by the deacon, who said he could run to Springfield quicker on foot than the horse with Jlis rider could. The test re sulted in the triumph of the deacon ; dis - tance ten rules; time not stated, lie ! would lift a cart-load of hay, by getting hi* shoulder under the axie, in a stooping posture, and throw an empty call over with one hand, by taking hold of the end of the axle tree. When loading grain in a cart, he would take a bag by the teeth, and, with a swing and the aid of a push from the knee, throw it iulo the cart. Ho i had double teeth in front, and would hold ! a tenpennv nail by ih -rn and break, it off ! with his fingers. He used to say be did j not kr.ow a man he could not whip or run j away Irorn! Tl day bo was seventy j years old. lie remarked to his wife, that when they were first married, lu- was wont to amuse her Uy taking down his hat with : his toes, and aided, "1 wonder if I could ;do it now ?" Thereupon he jninped from the floor, to..k off the iiat with his toes. ; came down on his feet like a cat, hung up i the hat on the nail, turned to the table asked a blessing and ate of the repast then ready." — A tsLioHT MISTAKE. —A most amusing I story is told of Judge B , nftw occupy ! ing a high post iu Pennsylvania State gov j eminent. Traveling some years since, by rail, to ilarrisburg, on a blazing hot day, , with some friends, the iron *hor*w had I stopped to water, when suddenly he drev his white handkerchief from his pocke i and began to wave it vigorously in the aii at the same time bobbing his head out ol the windew in a very energetic manner. -What are you about, Judge ?" asked Mr. | Q., without rising from his seat. "Why don't you see yonder ? There's a lady waving a white handkerchief, and I'm re turning the salute." "Who is she Judge ?' ; asked Mr Q , as be lounged in one corner. ! "Well, the fact is, I don't exactly know, i I'm quite near-sigh:ed, and I can't recog nize bet ; but she is dressed in gray silk. : and stands winder under a big maple tree, 1 near my friend John B's bouse." Mr. Q. i hobbled over to the Judge's si e, and gaz- I ed in the direction indicated, but ssw only ; that the Judge had been exchanging sa ' lutes for ten minutes with an iron gray ' man*, whose long white tail, as it flapped away the liies, bad been by him ftir a | white handkerchief, waved by a lady in a gray side dress. The buttons that wete ! subsequently picked up in that car are j said to have been exceedingly numerous. i lire Judge didn't swear, but be changed j the subject to sawmills, tho only intelligi j ble poitioq, of which being the frequent , n petition of the word "dam." , A PRECOCIOUS YOUTH.—A friend tells us id a lady who was recently ri-nTng to her j child a boy of seven years, a story,of a lit— I lb: fellow whose father was taken id pud | died, witereiijwm the youngster sc-l himself j diligently to work'to assist in supporting i hiiqself and his mother. When she had finished the story the following dialogic ensued : Mother —"Now, my little man, if your father was to die, wouldn't you work to | help your mother ?' Boy—(Not relishing the idea of work.) j "Why, ma, what for? Ain't we got a good house to live in f" Mother— 4 Oh, yes, child ; but wo can't cat the bouse, you know." Bov— 4 -Well, ain't we got flour and su < gar, aud other things in the aiore room ?" Mother—"Certainly we have, my dear boy ; hut they won't I is' long—and what then ?" J Boy—"Well, ms, ain't there enough 'o j last until you get another husband ?" A roar of laughter ended the colloquy . A WORD FOR BOYS. —Truth IS <>nq "I the rarest gems. Many a youtli has been I lost in society to allow ing it to tarnish his i character, ami fo dishly throw ii away. If this gem still shines in your bosom, suffer nothing to displace or diminish its , I lustre. k | o '.' i Profanity is a mark of low breeding. - ; sliow us the man that commands the Irest , 1 respect; an oath never tremble upon In* long e. Head the catalogue of ciime-- in quire the diameter of those who deptfrt > from virtue. Withoit a single exception f! yon will find thorn to be profane. Think of this, and h not lei a vile wird disgrace ' you. ' Honesty, frankness, generosity, virtue : blessed traits'. Be those yours, my boys, i" and I shall not u ar. .You an watclmd by - your elder- Men who are looking for clerks and apprentices have their f y*in. you, If you are upright, steady and m~ e . dustrious, before kig you will find gooil e ' places, kind masters, and the prospect of >4 l uioful life beffre you, NO. 17.