HARVEY SICKLES, Publisher VOL VIII. iUuoming Ornuurat. \ Democratic weekly pl; r ieluted to Poll /• ; "" f." j| pft'ti- J? lt l Piio AKVEV SICKIER IVrus 1 i-opy 1 year, in advance) -52,00; if | . ; j within six months, &2.5 D will lie i hur.eil i v , paper will be DISCONTINUED, until all ar j paid; unless at the option of I uMi HATES OF ADVERTISING TKX USES COSSTITCTK A SVll ARE. une - juiiri- ••u - w ttiree iiiseriioiw •$> 50 tu ri -ul'sequ ut inseriinn less than 8 50 l.iiu. Estai r., PERSONAL PruPKKTV, and GurEltvl. j A,-i r Rrisixo. a- mat he agreed upon, •'AIEIT MMIICISES and other advertisenicnts oy ! the column : t'ue column, 1 v--ar, S6O 111 If column, I year >•> Third column, I year, lourth column, I year, 0 Ipisiinss (arils ot one square or les-*, per year , h I a per, 48. f y Kiiitori AL or Local ITEM adveitisinjt—with ' A.lvt itiseti et t— 15 et>. |r line. Liberal terms j I. with petmiinent ndveitirers. KXLCU TORS. ADMIXISIRAtnhS ami AUDI- i • iPS NOTICES, of the usual length, $2.51' it ITI* VltlES.--x eeding ten lin each ; KET.I ; il'S in I LITER AIS Y NOTICES, not of general -rest, one half trie regular rates. pj*" A I*ertiements aunt be handed in bv Tt'Ei- ■ Noon, to insure insertion the same week. JOB WORK -inls neatly executed and at prices tosuit It' "cs. i | t TR ANSIENT ADVERTISEMENTS and JOL! j ;G a ust he paid tor, when ordered litis in ess \otices. j, K.esW BLIirTLU ATTORNEYS AT it i, Uf Uifiee on Tioga Street Tunkhaniioi-K Pa IJ S. TIMtPEI. PHYSIOiAA * St'KUEON | LI • Newton Centre. Luzerne County Pa 1,, I'AKKISII, ATTORNEY" AT LAW '• I th-e at the Court House, in Tunkhaiiock li ming Co Pa h K. H, I* IA 1 I ATTORN E i "Al LAW of- j H t-e lii Mark's Uric k Mock " * ! P J 111 ASK. ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL | 1 UK AT LAW, Nicholson, H'jiitbing Co*, P- L r euu' attention given to settlement of deve estates > ; t'k. Dee. 5 __ j I J. W II.MN, AT TO NFY AT LAW, Col 1. ectmganl Real Estate Agent. lowa Lands t ;.'ie. Scran on, Pa. W. It lIOADS. PHYSICIAN A SI KUKoN, . .li attend piom ; tly to all calls in bis pro- May he louod at his Oflico at the Drug - -at uts residence ou Pultuau SAiet, formerly ,-tJ by A. lv. Peckham E.-q. 'ORTBAJT, LANDSCAPE, AS D OBK A MEN TAB i PAIMTIIVG, liv ItUGBJt, Artist. . * .icr tht Wyoming National bank,in Stark's . block, 1 iUNKfI YNNOCK, PA. <• .'•■ Portraits painted from Ainhroty|ats or . 1 gr.ipl.a Painted in OilCtlurs— j rdcrs for paintings executed according to or-j ■ ucharge made. It" Instructions given in Drawing, Sketching, i t m I Landscape Painting, in Oil or water i • .n I in all branches of the art, - r July 3! 'g? •rgnSU-tf. HIFFUKtJ UOUSK. iSKHANNOCK. WYOMING CO., PA. i:-TABLIsIIMEXT HAS RECENTLY j '•;F:al :inl luruished in the !*te-i tyle. j .".turn will he given in the con fort aod . ... E ot t hose who patronise the House. 11. IH'FFoHD I'roptiftor. . uii> .k. I'i., June 17, 1363 —v7n44. BOLTON HOUSE. u \UUISIU' h(i, I'KWa. i'..- jn l-reigned having lately pur based the iII.LK ItOl SE " pmperty, ha* already roin ii.!lteration* an.l improvements a* will I an I (>• >|>ul.■ r House rjnal, if r.ot au|w . ilnttl in the City of II irrUhurg. m-e of the public patronage is refpeet iteil. GEO. J. BOLTON WALL'S HOTEL, Mrs AMERICAN HOUSE, Mi! t\ NOCK, WYOMING CO.. Pt ddiahuient has recently been refitte.l an • r n-h*.i n tne latest style Erervattenti.il ' ■ v*n t. th* i-.iinf.irt an.l convenience ot those •i't -nir* -be 11..ue T I!. W ALL. Owner an.l Proprietor. ■ nn*k.September 11. IS6I MEANS' HOTEL. TOWANTDA, PA 18. BAHTi.KT, 18 U "m-AIVAKO llot'MK, KI.MIHA. N Y PHOPMIETOK. ' IIUTEL, i one ot toe LARGEST | J AKK.tXG Ei> Houses in the country—lt 1 "k '.n the uiost modern and unproved style ire spared to make it a pleasantutia ' ' ! l'O.g piace for all, • * 'ot Boots or Shoes and the full value for oto Ristniso'*- lie has every fa- \ lUioui-luring an I i-h ilh-nge* coin pet ili'-n I L i ur. li i.e a j.air of K istiu m's wator '' I- - ts. certain to keep any man's teel *e.ir them, tor a twelve month. 1 "* necessity for complaints of wet feet i man s w.i tor-proof Boots are warranted a , perfect remedy, and this wariar.t | * ritt, B gnaratite. , if ri quired. h "'ina.o's AY iter-proof Bonis are iua>l * ,la ' sr '! oe iin the obl-fashi >ne.l way —in r ' .nst jueutly will turn water and wdi ■ I l.np.ir:et Ercn h Calf Boots, uiau !"y K istni in f.rslO, are superior to I'—.t. M 111. I, . ost 114 < j ' F" 1 ' "ion French Calf lire** Boots, ill v" ar ' are a neat, e.yiisb ..si durable nu th. w i B mwrkel. TUNKIIANNOCK, WYOMING CO.. PA.-WKDNESDAY, OCT. 28. 1868. Latest JVews, Late arrival of New Goods. 1 Great Bargains at the New Store of C, Detrick, in S. Stark's Cri.k Blink, | AT TUIHAIOCK, PEI'A. j Having just returned fro in the City, I sin new 1 openiug an entire New Stock of FALL GOODS, and one of the longest and rictest assortment* tver oftcroJ in thi* community Coifeistiug of 1 RICH ANI) FANCY COL'KD DRESS SILKS, FRKNCII AND ENGLISH MERINOS, EMPRESS AND PRINCESS CLOTH;, POi'LI Ns, PA REM ETTOS, 11LACK AND COLORED AI.PACC 4 S WOOL. AK.MI'KE PEKIN AND Mot SELIEU DELAINS, INPORLED 1 AND DO MESTIC GIN OHAMS; PRINTS. I of Rest Mat ufactures ufid Latest Slyks. Ladies Cloths and Irfacqueings, Cloths, | Caasiiuere.". Yestings ] Satcnetts, Tweeds, j deat.s, Cottonades. Drills, Denims, . Ticks. Checks, Stripes, Sheetings Shirtings, Pleached A Brown. Shawls, Sontags, Hoods. j Furs. L .dics Reticules, Shopping bags and Batkets i TRUNKS. VALISES, ami 1 RAVELING I RAGS, Latest Styles, Kid, Silk, Lisle Threat!, Cotton Gloves, Hosiery, Notions, Toilet and Fancy GOODS, FARCY SOAI'S, PERFUMER Y, j ir<= , 4 c., 4-., Black i iid Colored Velvets, Ribbons, RfjJles, Frills, Fringes, R raids, Beads, Ball and Bugle Trimmings i A Large quantity of BEST STYLE HOOP SKIRT* j and COKSETTS. seleect from il .nufacturers, at j greatly reiu e I prices, FLANy ELS all Color ind READY MADE Cloth.ing, AND GEN TS' Furnishing Goods, j. HATS AND CAS j ' of Latest trie*. ' | , : : CALF, KIP, and SEAVY, BOOTS A SHOE*. Lad'es', Misses', an l Children's Kid Prunelle Mo j roeeo an I Calf (Suiters, Shoes, and Siipp-ers, Well nad Window Pape Window I t Curtains A Cuitain Fix tures, Carpets A 0i I - Cloths, t him, t GIMSS, and Slone Ware, j , Tinware, —m.ide expre.-sly for this Trade, aid warranted to give satisfaction, 5 20 per ctct. Cheaper than the u?ual rates in Eti i keetiun. I . section, | Aails, Spikes, Iron Steel. Jloree Shoes, Ilurso Shoe Nails, Nail Rods r(tints, Pu nt Oils, Pain 11 rt ' Mule rial. Pal ty. IT iWttr Glass Aetostne Ci ; //all, Parlor, Stand, and //and Lamps, j Lanterns, Lamp Chhnnies, Shades, and '/darners. COAL, ASIITON, TURK ISLAND, \ DHL SA L'J ! FLOUR, FEED, MEAL, BITTER, CHEESE. LARD. PORK. HAMS, 1 end FISH. SUGAR, TEA. COFFEE SPICES. SYRUP, A MOLASSES, WOOD A WILLOW WAKE, _____ ROPC*. COM IMGE, BASKETS, UKOOMB, I'AII.B, 11118, WAII HOARDS, CARPET e A EEPEKB, lIKIkHEk, of all kinds. i PA'IENT MEDICINES. DRUGS, and DYES FLAVORING EXTRACTS Ac., Ac, | These goods have been selected with gieat care to suit the wants ot this community, and will he sold as i heretofore, at the lowest living rates lor cash or exchanged lor country produce at market prices. Thankful for the past liberal patronage, I shall endeavor by strict attention to my business, to merit a continuance ot the same, and will try to uiake the future still more attractive and ben eficial to customers. C. DKTKIL'K. The Bond Question. Tiinraas Kwing, Sr., of Oiiio, has issued an address to the unpledged voters of fhe United States, in which, after a careful review of the political situation, he said : Until recently I had intended to sup- Dort General Gran' for the Presidency, and would do it still, in the hope that the Democracy will obtain a majority in the I House of Representatives, and thus hold a restraining power, but facts which I have shown above render it impossible. l>d men, with more intellect and m<>re force of j character than himself, have possession of him ; and if |ie he elected President will probably continue to ride hint, and the . country with liira ; and some oi the worst existing abuses cannot be collected against Lx'CUtive opposition. In looking over the whole ground most carefully - , and vv.-igliitig consequences | 1 well, I have come to tne conclusion that il . were better that the Democracy prevail in ; the coming election ; UM| thus di idc lor j the present the Legislative, while vvc re- . store the Executive ami Judicial power 4". ; |No evtl can ensue. \Y e shall have a sea j stm of repose and lime for reflection b' - - ! fore called m again to act. There is pro- j tiiuiul philo-ophy in the ol J Scotch prov ! .-rh : j "The showers fall short when the wind is still." | I have aheadt shown it will give us a i season for i> qniry antl reflection, and the i 1 -aoic consul vattve power which can now give success (it either party can st the end ; lv as au enlightened court of equity | would deal, with debtor and crediior tin- ; der like conditions. For example : The j creditor borrows lorty Vents, or deprecia ted bank paper worth lorty cents, which i, ilie public calls a dollar, and promises to pay interest, six pr cent, on i s nominal , <>r fifteen per cent, on its actual value in gold. The promises to pay the gold in | , Icrest being explicit, the nation who owes , tlie debt should pay it, for there is no | usury law op.Mating on contracts with sovereigns; but where a distinction i> tak- i , en in the contract between the debt and j, the interest the inteiest onlv made pav- | , aide iti gob' equity would require that i ( the debt should be paid in that which i* j , equal in value to the fund received. | ( Sovereigns have not always meted out , tliis even-hand.-d justice. 'l'lie coin of j ( nations has tieeii sometimes debased after ! ( a loan made, so that one pound of stiver and one pound of copper would be made ( to pay what was two pounds of silver ; . when the loan was made. This was a I gross wrong. If is equally wrong, on the j, other side to take the name for the thing, ( I Htiu pay an ounce ot siiv r l>> the lender t j hit four tenths of an ounce borrowed, be I ! cause each in its turn was called a dollar, i ; hquitA, if called into action, would sutf r ; | neither one or'the other, hut require the j j payment fiom soviT. ion or subj.el of the I aiiiotinl borrowed. icgardlcss of name. litis should be the rule of payment, if i-uirei.cy were borrowed which was worth torty cents on the d -liar. currein-y or bonds of. qui vah-nt value should he paid. Such are my views of the duties of those who represent bondholders and peo ple, an.) who arealike the agents of both, l ire committees •>! Countess who Lave charge ot I In- subject should examine each class of cas-'H careluliy and do justice to each. It matters not by wlmm the lumds all- he d. whether large capitalist! or wid ows and orphans ; each at d all art- entitled jto equity ; no more, no less. If you give them lesk, you wrung them; if you | give them more, you wrong the people, | who are the debtors. THAT'S ME. — Vv R C heard a g.-od st.>ry ot a •') rt" youngster, whose < X'Stence on tin* portion of the moral vineyard w..uhl ox end over the period of five long, long j years. His.mother expecting to receive ! company, had fixed him up so sweetly, ariai'ging his hair and attire only as a j moth' r can. As a ort of a finishing i touch, she sprinkled on his clothing and i handkerchief a h-w drops of Jickey Club, J greatly to the youngster's t|. light lie went around puffing and snulfing like a wild deer, when the hunter approaches him. lie went through ' 'lie regular amount of kissing ami petting like a hern, j but to hi* astonishment, no one seemed no one seemed to notice the Jockey Club. | though he waved his handkerchief that their nose* nught catch the ftagrance.— llumap nature, five years old, couldn't j stand that, you know-, so lie broke out with : "Folk's, if any of you folks smells a smell, that's inc.'' tIT The fo lowing was copied literally from an obi 'omhsfwne in Sc-dland : Here lies the body of Alexander Maepherson. Who was a very extraordinary person ; He was two yards hi(?h in his stocking feet ; And kept his accoutrements dean and neat. He was slew At the battle of Waterloo, Plump through j The gullet, It went at bis throat I And cam* out at ths bach ot hii coat- " To Speak his Thoughts is Every Freeman's Riaht. THE NATIONAL FINANCES The Fearful Augmentation of the Public Debt. A Letter of Hon. Robert J. Walker. [From the National Intelligencer.] On account of the great authority of Mr, W alki rin what respects Goveinm-n fi | nances, we take great plea-uie i i laying : before the public an extract of a letter friini him addressed to a citzen of Phila delphia. It is as follows: ', (Extract from a letter dated Washington, Oct. 6, IS6B, from Robert J Walker, late Secretary of the Treasury to a Iriend in Philadelp'-ia.^ In reply to your inquiry, I would sav that the table <>f pub'ic as d ycarlv exp. n j ditnre, exceeding forty-six million of d >l - lais since April 10. I BGS. to meet the aiig i merited infeust (as currency) of tlie public , d bt, is cert tin. Plus is ttie true test .>l' | our financial Condition, and. to ine, it sei-nis certain, that nothing hut u total | change of policy will mce u> from u nation ol bankruptcy This change of policy must 1 b ba -ed upon a vast decrease of our an- ; nual exp' ii liturcs as tc.mmuieui.h d in my financial I. Iter of November last. We must abolish the Freed nan's bureau; we must recall the army from the South, and reduce it to a liiodeiate peaee establish- j in -nt. We must terminate th re the joint ' rule of the negio an I the bayonet, (and; ' slavery and secession having been forever j abandoned,) permit the S >uthern States, j in obedience to the Federal t'onsiituiion. to govern then s. lv. sa> before the rebel- I lion Tli • fact of this vast increase of the annual inteiesl of the public debt is na a disputed question. It rests on transcripts from the Secretary, and cannot he denied. ; I'his item of expenditures f>r the increased ; annual interest of thepunlie debt 1- uea rlv ; equal to double the entire yearly exp-ldi- Cures of Mr Folk's administration b fore the Mexican war. and nearly equal to its j subsequent atiriiifil expendi'itres, iuclud ng the war, and heavy payment for the pi hiogiflph i the chap brief!v. ami somewhat alter ttie : | current style of the day. It's a hoy. lie's j | a busier. A eighs nine pounds ami a > ! quarter; and old women tells 11s Tie will 1 grow heavier as his weight inerea-es. tie's j ; tlie first boy of winch we've ever seen pro- j prietor, and of course it the only hnbv in town. Ti.e old woman before mentioned 1 | declared him the very image of his pa; " M j ; little oopi of his faithful sire in face and j gesture." Cut in justice to the youth. we | | must say we think him an improvement 011 j the original —a world of progress, v.Ol know ! This young American is as old as ! ' | could lie expeeti d considering the ti i.e he ; was hoi 11, and will ilouhless he too old for | | hi* father in a f.-w years, if lie has good I luck. He is quite reticent in politics, and j j only wants to be left alone. We think he j 1 favors Mrs Winslow's policy. We have j not named him yet ; we want to giv.- him a 1 j distinguished cognomen, but the fame of, i our groat men is at present so precarious ■ | that we don't like to risk. It is perhaps un • j rieeessary to say, as all biographei* do of! : distliiguished personages, thai the subject jof this sketch was bom at a very early ; age, of poor hut respectable parents.' Writertt Poster. tJP A Nevada widow erecteil a tnmb | stone and planted rosebuds upon the ! supposed grave of her husband, only to I haVe the ungratef d man turn up alive j : from the other side of the mountain just ; in time to sp .il a pardeulaily advantageous marriage for which she had eng.g-d her self. Perhaps the grave was dug so deep j that ho fell through. of the Grant Electors in Ala i bams is an ex-confederate captain who | took the oath never to take a ptisouer | alive. j THE DANDY. c After natur had fini-hed the fust man and the fust woman, she had a little mate tial left at the bottom of her cups, and not willing to waste anything, she mixt the two remnants together, more for a frolic than erinylhing else, just to see what the compound would produce. Throwing the mixture onto the dieing coals, in a tew minutes a half baked, comi kal creatures lav smirking and mincing before lier. This iz the way that the fust dandy wuz ' made, and with a bouquet in one hand and j a looking glass m ihe other. Dame Nature ' turned him loose into the world to toot. The' consttukshttn of this creature of ! remnants iz p. culiar i A dissection of a dandy, in fhe thirteenth ' centurv, revealed the fakt that his h*art resembled a pin eii-hion having no cells, j the interior of it b. ing tilled with cotton bate.ng and sawdust, and stuek awd over 1 the < u side with rosetts. and dead butter '] fli s. wiih pins through them. Hiz head vvas divided into innumerable li t e stalls, in aaeli ov wdiieh wuz deposited, j in sohili m, a verv small quanity of brains, which ack ted independent of each other >ne stall wuz devoted to kid gloves as a science, another to tight boots, and a third to cologne water. All his thoughts and affeckshuns are di- ! vided between the lit of hiz clothes and adinirasiiiin ov them. His ideas never grasp ennvthing strong | : er than I'halon's last sensashnn in perfiim ; i ery; Ins whole emotional natur finds its ; | nouri-hment and counterpart in a plate that young dandys will keep being horn, | .old old damiys will frisk in spile of their | _ out, or eiiiiybody's phdosopliy.— Josh ; Billings, I.OJtGSTREKr. — f.ongstreel's pilgrimage ( to the Jacobin patty must have been a ! good deal like a man in western IVnnsyl v uiia , wiio inqniied afa hiy wlietln rhe ; knew where Jake Kleinfelter lived. The | boy said lie did. Says lie, ''Can vou tell Ime ?" "Yes, sir," said the boy. "Do you j see our ham down there?" "Yes, ays he ' [ "Goto that. Almut three hundred \arl> ! heyand the barn you will find a lane : Take that lane and follow along for about a mile ami a half. Then you will come jto a branch. Go up the branch about a quarter of mile, and then you w ill come to | a slippery elm log. Y>u he mighty keer i ful, stranger, about going on that log; you may gel into the branch; and then you go 'on up unt I you get to the biow of a hill, and there the loads prevaricate, and vou ' lake the left hand road and keep that un til vou get ir to a hig plum thicket and when you get there, why then—then—j then'" "A hat titer. ?" "Then, stranger, I'll ' be darned if you ain't lost. Idt e Pf.opi.ic. — Boss Browne does not give a very glowing account of the people of Sicily. The whole communi'y live by begging. The children beg for a pastime, while the adults beg in order to set an ex ample, In the whole country lie doubts if i there aie one hundred men who have ev n : a desire to get above broken breeches and cheese parings. Ho was in the vicinity of Mount Etna for a week; and vt i • a I that time he only saw one man in a hurry, and I be fell off a roof. SEVERAL JORES. ( •'Gentile .lutlne** alwaj s loves a joke."—POPE. Wliy was last year iike tl fifth year t before !a.st ? Because oue was 1860 and , the other was lß6u TWO. 1 Why is a percussion cape iike death .' ' Because it is a DEBT O' NATUR (dctoua r, '••) In what circumstance* is a woman that w. ars stays ? STRAITENED circumstan > ces. If spectacles were christened, what clas [, sice! name would they receive ? You SEE HV us (Eusebius). What sort of birds make cool summer • pantaloons ? Russia ducks Why are radicals and negroes like the cholera and the small-pox ? Because there is no telling which is worst. What is the only thing that a mean man does not keep ? His word. When is a young lady Bweetcst? When she is CANDI(E)D. If I argue with a man who is in a house on the other side of the street, why can t we ever agree ? Because we argue from • different PIIEMISKS, Why d ocs a clock always look bashful ? Be"cause it .keeps its hands hefoie its i face. Why is a poor singer like a counter- , feiter ? Bucause he is an utierer of bad ) I notes. Why arc policemen iike t lie days of man? i ; Because they arc NIMBEKED. Why is the common chord in music. ; like a portion of the Mediterranean ? 1 Because it is the E, G A. and C —(.Egim ' i Sea. • When is a defunct mother like a dog ?' ! When he is a M\ STIFF. I Why are some of our generals like a I dancing master's toes ? Because the) ! ! MUST he turned out. What Engli-h word expressed the Latin j for cold ? "Jedy' docs (GKUDTS). When I observe a certain part ot a pret ' i iy girl getting into an omnibus, why i* it ' like a liberal bequest ? B.cause it is a i Handsome LEG I SEE ( legacy. Wliv is wit like a Chinese lady's foot ? I Because brevity is the SOLE of it. Why is a blacksmith like a safe steed .' Because "one is a borse-shocr, an.! the oth er is a SI RE HORSE. Whv are auctioneers ugly men ? Be cause tiny are always Foil BIDDING. What sort of desire does the modern upid excite ? Cui'lDlTV. What is the difference between a law suit and a lawyer ? Some times the one WON T LIE but tlie other always WILL. 1 \\ hat is flatter than a ilal ? A flatter er Why is an eclipse like a man whippin. ids hoy > It's a hiding of the sun. When are books like mummies 1 \\ htm ihev are bound m cloth. Why is an oblivious man like a broker i He is always FOR GUTTING. Why is a gracious man like a benevo lent ONE ? He is alwaia FOR GIVING. ( The following i 9 a list of the real "B< ys in I UIIIAA " trhn snnnnrt Rpvtminr fur , Blue, woo support Seymour tor rresi j dent: G*U Geo. B. McClcl'ao Gen J. J. Peck (Jen W. S. H*nr.ick Gen J. IF. Blanchard Gen Gordon granger Gen 11. F. McMahou Gen Driu* tf. Couch Gen Theo. Ranyon Gen Clias. P. Stone j(itn j. B. Sweetzer Gen IF. (Baldi )Smitl Gen j. S. Fulbrton Gen Gers o.m Mott Gn JS. Craig Gen Geo. IF. Morgan Gen j.C. McGoxvan Gen A Sanders Piatt Gen 11. S. Coiningef Gen Wen. Gen Hugh Cameron Gen Geo. A Cuatar G n Henry M. Nagle G-nL. II Roii-aeau .Gen Root. Patterson Gen Geo. V C ok Gen E. B. Brown Gen J hn E. Wool aien j. G. Psrkliurst G>-n W. F. Rogers 1 Jen Ilenri A.Morrow G n John Love Gen Thus Curley Gen A. A Jveanra iG- o O. C Maxwell Gen M -rgan L Smitl Gen 11. E. Duvies,jr Geo Geo. N. Rober is Gen j L. Cr> Xtnn Gen R. N. Bowcrnia' Ger jaiues Shields Gen Thomas Ewing,J Gen jame R. Slack Gen IFin. B Franklin 'Gen II 11. Heath Gen J A MeC email Uien C D ./Vnnebaker Gen 11. IF. Slocuin Gen Hugh E*n.g Gen Jolin IF. Horn [Gen Tims H. Benton i Gen Tbo*. IF. Kgan j Gen IFilhs Gorman i Gen IF. J. Sewell ' jen T. Kirby South j Gen Chaa. E Pnelps iG*n Geo, 0. Roger* (ten J. B Sieadinan pien 0 B IFilcuX Gen IF ID. 11. Davis Jen j 0. Davis Gen W. IF Averill ! Gen N M. Cnrtia Gen A'ex. D MeCuoFGen J J Ban (etc Gen Peter L> le !Gen IF. T, Hard Gen AS. Daggett jGen C (.. Looinis Gen A C, Guietn ;Gen B. Piridge G> n M K. Patrick Gen 11. C. Ilobart Gen jos. F Kn'pe |Gen II C Donlap . Gen Gen P Esty 'Gen C .a* Fairchild Gen je*se j Phillips 'Gen IF. C. IFt-.iitaker ■ Gen j. IF. Denver 'Gen W. S. Rnsecrsns ' Gen Thoa. A. Davies iGen D C Buel! Get E S. Br'itg :Gen F. 11. Warren Gen Durbin Hard Gen R. A. Vaughn Gen S. M Zul'ck Gen A. A. Sievens I Gen jamts McQuade Gen IFin ilirti>horn i Gen T. L. Cniteuden Gen J. ll.Hob't Ward j j Gen E. H. Hobson Gen jhn Clark j Gen Wm. P. Benton Gen Gen. Spaulding Gen A. S. IFilliams Gen J. F Baliier Geu E. L. Dana Gen Wellington Ent | Gen Richard Coulter. ' A GOOD JUDGE OF A SI RSIOS.— Dr. j Barnes, who i* now about ninety-five yr's of age, beinjj sometimes—as even younger men might be—inclined to sleep a little | during the sermon, a friend who was with j him in his pew one Sunday,joked him on j ' hi* having nodded now and then, Barnes j | insisted he had been aw ;ke all the time. 'I ''Well, then/' said his friend, "can you j tell me what the sermon was about? " "Yes I can," lie answered ; "it was about I an hour too loug!" 1 TERMS, $2.00 Per. ANNUM, in Advance iUisf anfj OHmtoisf. i It n man is given to liquor, let rot liquor be given to him. A glass young man ought to break ' j the beer gia-s. Some ladies use pain*, as fiddlers do rosin—to aid them in drawing a beau. If one extreme doesn't prevail another is sure to The waterfall lia* .simply gme down to the Grecian Bend. The ladies 1 are bound to stick out on something. A liesh atrivul from England went the other day to a livery stable in Not wich.Ot. On being asked if he would have a buffalo he said, " Yd lather 'ave a 'oss.'* A "vet ran s'udent of human nature" i ays: '"lt one wants a flirt,take a brunette: if one wants a cook, take a blonde. It one wants a wife, take neither." ! The ladies who wish to assume the po sition given the form by the * Grecian Bend" are informed that the wiping ot a : few grecti apples, an ear ..from and a eu ( euuiur, will have the-desiied effect. Fiedi-colored gaiter-, with tlie toes i stiel e.l I li black, lo look as if tim foot ; was bai . a:e reported 0 be the nek, t I mo le. i ncy are said to iiavu a shocking - i . lutturu! effect. T- 'V iiia,* exclaimed a little minx oi tbiiteeb, '(lo you know what the pyrolcch nies! !■ ns ly is for a crv ing infant "Giaeiou- goutiness, we, no; I never : hear ! a ibii.g ; ' ' "i\ ell, me, it's rocket." sf{'" "M< dear," said a lad\ to her hus d, " esc friends w ill riot, believe roe when I say I'm only forty wars oht.— | on know that 1 speak the truth don't you?" 4 *l certainly shall not deny it, uy love, since you have stuck to that J point for the last doz.m years, to uiv cer tain knowledge," Two girls driving a buggy on a plank road n Indiana were stopped and asked 'Or toll. "II >w much i- is?" "For a man an lln r-," r> pi ed the gat. keeper, • the charge is fifty cents." "Wed then get out ot the way. for we are two girls nil! ani tre, tin ut>, J -uny ! " anil away ifiev went, leaving die man tu mute as toi inhmeut. I lie editor oi oiic o| our c> chtinges threat, lis to ivu Kl x ins delinquent sub scriber*. Hear iiiin : Some of our sub scriber* f'tgot to pav up mis sjiring ! The secr**t serpent hs h's*ed ! I'avu*! Bloody b lis ! Yaller coffin aiins ! J'HV rmr subscriptions prompt'y ! The friz zled eat mews J|) iili to traitor-! Two dollars a war ! Your doom i- sealed ! K K. K. A continued old bachelor used the f<>! lowing argument agiiust matrimonv : "MusJiu is a great promot -r of laziness. If ya unu men wish to accomplish anything if moment; eolvr with head or hand, ti.ex iiin.-t ki ej'clear of the iriifitn io-. \ pair oi sweet lips, n small waist,a swelling chest, i jire-sure of two d.in-ate bands. will do as much t> uniting a man ;s Inree levers, the nu'a-l -. a large sized iioopi tg cough,' pair of lockjaws, several lixdrophobias.aiul the doctor's bill. That fellow nee N re const i ucting, badly. "\\ 'u.t i. use is llmt.- *a I Mr*. I*hrt - mgtoii t - I •, as ihat !101 1 |',| w.is |o ,ki; g tlno,,_!i a 1,,,. i"i 'l a crowd collectid •me ••x.-nii.g in froi! of his tn-.luer's hum hie w ilin-*, "Tie y arc tpvcii to I've c'i ■'s the nexviy itiairied folks a -io-s die io ," was lite • MOM'f. "Oulv three he. i .' -. d the xni ; ov, as hertnind duii dh i hio the iin-iiiiiir of h i- own mar— V■ -M ; botiiy three cheers ! it seems to u • lilt-x Stake a great lass about tu.li a itt! ■ .i- g. W by, *ake.s alive. 1 had it i.t i ' / - .v ii 1 xx is married to your father f- . IF bought six in .'re at auction ivljc i xx. v.-s-iW to lions ■ k'. eeping, {.| :: see :.wli oy cti g-t along with only hi'ee , hut ,i is always wt'li to beg'n in a sit!-/' XX.. j." fke gave a mot nntilial stii t i\ but she was too deeplv absorb td in the ni"morv .f other days to heed the uugra. ' .ps act of her sen. A laujhahle occurrence t'o!c place some time since at a sewing circle in Sit;- cle irville, Chautauqua county. N. Y. "Little Charley," a four xear old, was lamenting his inability to attend a circus, then in town, and said to a maiden ladv present (of very dignified bearing) that he wanted to sec the monkey. The lailv tried to console It'iß. "Never mind," she said p king \, "look at me. T look some like one," "Yes,' sad (.'hat lev, "hut you linv. no hair on your hack." -Well, but I have on my head," replied sh<*. "Well, but you have no paws." "No matter, Charley, my hands a e about as Mack tc day." "Well, anyhow, you have no tail This was a poser, and put the question at rest. The KreJoma Advertittr is responsible for the Above, XO. 13.