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Luzerne County Pa. 0 1., IMKRISH, ATTORNEY AT LAW • Uffi -e at the Court House, in Tunkhan.ick Wyoming Co. l'a >l. ,i. PIITT, ATI URNEY aTL.VW Of fice in Stark's Brie k Block Tioga St., Tunk can nock. Pa T J CHASE.. ATTORNEY AND COUNSEL 1 s LOR AT LAW, Nicholson, Wyoming Co-, Pa Especial attention given to settlement of deee ieuiestates N h-ds m. Pa. Dec. 5, 19(j7—v7n!9yl M.I. WILSON, ATTO vNFY AT LAW, Col . letting ami Real Estate Agent. lowa Lands i' rsale. St-rantou, Pa. 38tf. J W. RHOAD9, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON J . will attend promptly to all calls in his pro '•js-ton. May be found at his Office at the to re, or at his residence on Putman Srcet, lormerly vccupted by A. K. Peckham Esq. PORTRAIT, LANDSCAPE, 02UIMENTIE 3PA.TIVTIJVG. Jiy )'. 'JIUGJSH, Artist. Rooui over the Wyoming National bank,in Ntark'e Block, TUNKHANNOCK, FA. Life-size Portraits painted from Amb'otyjxis or tot .graphs - Photographs Painted in OilCtlors Allonlers for paintings executed according to or ier, or no charge made. Instructions given in Drawing, Sketching, ■"ortrait and Landscape Painting, in Oil or water .'jlnrs. and in all branches of the art. Tank.. July 31, 'fi7 -vgnSO-tf. HUFFUED HOUSET TUNKHANNOCK. WYOMING CO., PA. THIS ESTABLISHMENT HAS RECENTLY L i evn refitted and furnished in the latest style. Every attention will be given to the comfort and •vuvetii*. t'ec of those who patronize the House. 11, 11UFFORD Proprietor. Tunkhannock, Pa., June 17, 1368—v7n44. BOLTON HOUSE. lIARHISHUKO, I'HN.NA. The undersigned having lately purchased the Ll hIILER 110 USE " property, has already com ssL.-eJ such alterations ami improvements as will ■stiler this old and popular House equal, if not supe ■ior, to any Hotel in the City of Harrisburg. A continuance of tlio public patronage is refpeet ii!y solicited. GEO. J. BOLTON WALL'S HOTEL, LATE AMERICAN HOUSE, fl \KHAN NOCK, WYOMING CO., PA rlllS establishment has recently been refitted ar furnished in the latest style Every attenth n r -I be given to the comfort and convenience ot those io patronize the House. T. B. WALL, Owner and Proprietor-. Tunkhannock, September 11, 1861. MEANS' HOTEL. TOWA.N33A., PA H. B. BARTL.ET, Late oft., "BRAIVARD HOUSE, ELMIRA, N. Y PKOPITLETOK. The MEANS HOTEL, i- one of tne LARGEST '-1 BEST ARRANGED Houses in tbc country—lt fStle l up in the must modern and improved styli '■'•l no pains are spared to make it a pleasantam. 's'M ib'e stopping place for all, FUR SALE CHEAP, PLATFORM Ai! L::EMIAH CAMPBELLS', Pa n49-tf. •8100 Yilm. DELAINES tr 1"> cts. ,t C. DETKICK'S. *®oo \ aril Best Prints, for -t '■ Jer vard, at C. Dili KICK'S. COST OR Blol.CN. ttr' 1 Fair, a pocket itook, containing ' . dodure In money, and a note dated about J uue It 'vs. calling for 4200, payable oue year alter - tUe uudersigned and Signed Jasper Billings r'jmeat of which has been stopped. T c .,_ w gLSv Bitwise* "tktaaocft, Mpt. RKA, wn W TDNKHANNOCK, WYOMING CO., PA.-WEDNESDAY, OCT. 14, 1868. Latest wVcics. Late arrival of New Goods. Great Bargains at the New Store of C. Detricls., la S. Stark's Bri.-k Block, AT TUNKHANNOCK. PENN'A. Having just returned fcpm the City, X am niw op-wing an entire New Sock of FALL GOODS, and one of the lorgeit dnd richest assortments ever ottered in this community. Consisting of RICH AND FANCY COL'RD DRE&S SILKS, FRENCH AND ENGLISH MERINOS, EMPRESS AND PRINCESS CLOTHS, POPLINS, PAREMETTOS, BLACK AND COLORED ALPACCAS WOOL, ARMURE, PEKIN AND MOCSELIEU DELAINS, INPQRTED AND DOMESTIC GINGHAMS, PRINTS of Best Manufactures and Latest Styles, Ladies Cloths aud Sacqueings, Cloths, Cassi meres, Veson^s, Satenetts, Tweeds, Jeans, CottonaJei. Drills, Denims, Ticks. Checks, Stripes, Sheetings Shirtings, Bleached & Brown. Shawls, Sontags, Hoods. Furs, Laities' Reticules, Shopping Bags and Baskets TRUNKS. VALISES, and TRAVELING BAGS, :<>: Latest Styles, Kid, Silk, Lisle Thread, Cotton Gloves, Hosiery, Notions, Toilet and Fancy GOODS, FANCY SOAPS, PERFUMERY, d-c, 4" c - Black and Colored Velvets, Billons, Ruffles, Frills, Fringes, Braids, Beads, Ball and Bugle Trimmings A Large quantity LATEST STYLE HOOP SKIRTS and COIiSETTS, direct from Manufacturers, a. greatty redujed prices, FLANNELS all Colors and. Qualities. READY MADE ciotiixxigr, AND GENTS' Furnishing Goods. HATS AND C AS of Latest Styles, CALF, KIP, a nd EAVY, BOOTS 1 SHOES. Lad'es'. Misses', an I Children's Kid Piur.elle Mo rocco an I Calf Gaiters, Shots, and Slippers, Walt iißd Window Pape Window Curtains i Curtain Fix tures, Carpets A Oil - Cloths. China, Glass, and Stone Ware, Tinware.—made expressly for this Trade, at.d warranted to give satisfaction, 20 per cent. Cheaper than the usual rates in litis section, Hails, Spikes, Iron. Sleel. • Horse Shoes Horso Shoe Nails, Nail Kcds, Faints, Pa\nl Oils, Pa int en Material, Putty, Window Glass, Kerosene Gi //alt, IParlor, Stead, and Hand Lamps, Lanterns, Lamp Chimnies, Shades, and /Garners. • COAL, ASIITON, TURK ISLAND, \ DHL SALT FLOUR, FEED, MEAL, BUTTER, CHEESE, LAUD. PORK, HAMS, and FISH. SUGAR, TEA, COFFEE SPICES, SYRUP, 4 MOLASSES, WOOD At- WILLOW WARE, ROPC, CORDAGE. BASKETS. BROOMS, PAILS, TUBS, WASH BOARDS, CARPET S AEEPEHS, BRUSHES, ot all kinds, PATENT MEDICINES. DRUGS, and DYES FLAVORING EXTRACTS, Ac.. Ac, I These goods have been selected with great care to suit the wants ol this community, and will be sold as heretofore, at the lowest living rates lor easli or exchanged for country produce at market prices. Tlianktul for the past liberal patronage, I shall endeavor by strict attention to my business, to merit a continuance ot the game, and will try to make the future still more attractive and ben eficial to customers. C. DETRICK. Jlffh-g. AN IRISHMAN'S CAMPAIGN SONG. Air " Wearing of the Green." Arrah ! Michael dear, and did you hear The news that's in the tewn; The Democrats arc rising up, The Rails are sinking down t When negro-lovers heard the news It drove them to dispair, To think the men our people chose Were Seymour and Frank Blair. Oh ! when the word came from New York. That Seymour was the head, And Blair the next one in command' They knew that Grant was dead ; They shook their wool-dyed pates and cried, Oh ! cruel, cruel Fate, Our men wont be elected In November, "sixty-eight." Oh! Mike it does mc good to see The lying, thieving knaves, Who since they set the negro free, Have tried to make us slaves. It does me good to hear them growl, Like a lion in his lair, When they see upon our flags the names Of Seymour and Frank Blair. And they will emigrate yext March To Africa's black shore, And with them take the "woolly heads," The darlings they adore; For they know their death is near at hand, And on the coffin-plate Will be the words "Died in the wool," In November, "sixtv-eigLt." Then, Mike, let all our countrymen Unite with heart and hand, And crush this hatred Tyranny I In our adopted land. Our gallant ship "Democracy" Will sail on. never fear, With two such men upon our deck As Seymour and Frank Blair. We will stand upon the platform, And our motto It shall be : The statesman true and soldier brave, God, right ami victory. We want no negro governor In this or any State ; We want white men, and we will have them, In November "sixty-eight." A THRILLING SKETCH. In the j< ar 1836, the inhabitants living n a district bordering on Rock River. in the northern part of the State of Illinois, wire much incensed by the depredations of a band of horse thieves who infested that portion of the country. Every exer tion had been made to discover the men engaged in the nefarious business, but liitberto in vain, and valuable animals were stolen, and lost to their owners, in defiance of the utmost vigilance and care. During such a state of affairs, the citi zens residing in the region of the thieves became thoroughly excited, ant were! wound up in such a pitch ot indignation, j that a bodv of men were formed style I Rangers, whose explicit duty was to ex punge the district of all suspicious charac ters, and endeavor to put a stop to tiieir dtpteilatiorrs. Shortly after the band commenced oper ations word was conveyed to the leader of the Rangers that a valuable horse which bad been stolen the night previous, could then be found on the premises of a man named Bint, locked up in a stable. Al though IRirt heretofore had been looked upon as an honest man and an upright citizen, yet the Captain deemed it his du ty to at least examine his firm and learn the truth or falsity of the report. Accordingly he summoned some half dozen of his Rangers to meet him at a [ SDOI not far fioin Burt's bouse, and before i morning, set out for the same place him i self. Daylight was hardly discernible in the east, and the hazy ligbt <>t coming dawn bad not yet penetrated the bottom, where the suspected mm resided, as th>- Rangers, charged with the fearful mission of life or death, silently approached, and stirtounded the dwelling. Leaving three of the band to guard the entrance, the Captain and the others went to the ham, opened the door, and'jfoui.d the missing 1 horsp, as had been stated safely i-talled 1 inside. Not a lingering doubt now remained, of Butt's guilt, and with a stern determi • nation, to make an example of him that 1 would deter others from a like transac tion. the Rangers returned to the house. In the meantime, Burt had risen, and tip on coming to the door, was seized by those in waiting, and upon demanding the rea -1 son was informed by them that a stolen ; animal was found in bis ttahle, and lhat jhe was considered a thief. Muttering j something about "he knew it would come jto this at last," he quietly submitted to , whatever his captors had in store for him. i A short consultation was held and it was resolved to hang the criminal upon a | large elm tree that grew in front ofh's own house, it being tho't that such an act would strike terror and dismay into the ranks of the horse thieves. Burt had a-ked half an hour to prepare for his death, and the sun had risen tn all i its golden majesty, ere the fatal moment i had arrived which would launch him into ! eternity. Tn vain his grayheaded father i and mother pleaded for his life, with • trembling tongues—and kneeling in sup pliant mood to his apparently merciless captors. In vain the wife of his hosont knelt in tears of agony, and intteate I them as husbands to spare his life; for each Ranger had suffered more or less in person and they deemed the example absolutely i necessary to deter others, and it set-mud as though Burt must die. The dreadful pieparatincs were com pleted—the half hour hid expired —and the criminal was arranged under the limb of a stout elm, over which a rope was th'own one end being noosed around the prisoner's neck, and the other held by three of the Rangers. Then came a moment of dreadful si lence, that awful st.lines which preludes j th Itqacbipg of a fellow-being in- " To Speak his Thoughts is Every Freeman's Right. " to eternity—while the three strong men w' oh id the tope's end gszed fixedly up on the Captain for the signal. It was giv en by raising the right hand; and already the noose was tightening aroutul the doomed man's neck, when the wife of I'urt issued forth from the house holding an infant, a little more than a year old, in her a ms. Rushing forward, she fell on Iter knees directly in front of the Captain, and raising the child with arms outstretch, toward him she exclaimed, in tones that would have pierced a heart of steel— "lf you will not spare him for the sake of his grayliaircd sire or the wife of his boso.n, spare hint in the name of God, for the sake of his infant boy ! Another dead silence reigned like a pall over the spot; then, as though inspired by Iteavi n itself, the child also stretched out its little arms towards its father, and ex claimed, in a voice heard by all, the sin gle word : "Papa!" An>l then, as though despairing of suc cess, huddled into its mother's bosom, arid burst into a sobbing cry. It was more than the rangers could stand, and after a short consultation, the rope was taken fiom the criminal's neck, and the band left the spot: and Burt be came a reformed man through the power ful effects of his "InfanCs Appeal."— Great Wtsl. QIKKN- VICTORIA DESCENDED FROM A GOVKRNXSS. — v\'e take the following from the London correspondence of the San Francisco Ghi onide: It is not, we believe, generally known, at least in American (and Englishmen may like to ignore the fact), that the an cestrv of the Queen of England can be traced hack to a "fair and frail" governess The poet Chaucer fell in love with and married a Miss Swynford. When John of Gaunt became a widower for the second tune, Mrs. Chaoeer's beautiful sister Cath erine was engaged as the governess of his children. Two other childrt-n Sprang up about the domestic hearth—a son and a daughter. After a time they were legiti matized, and John of Gaunt tardily placed a wedding ring upon the finger of their mother, U atLertue Swynford, The eldest of these children was John of Ileanford : his son was Duke of 8 >mmeret ; tl.e Duke's daughter Margaret married • the Fail of Richmond (' enry VII.) ; from Margaret of Scotland came James V Marv Queen of Scots, Jatnos VI., Queen of Bohemia, Electress Sophia. George i , George IL, Frederifc Prince of Wales, Gorge 111., Duke of kent, and Queen Victoria May it tot sometimes he a'con-' soling thought to some poor, brow beaten, down-trodden, sad-hearted Irish governess to remember that from one of her wrong. d sisterhood sprang the Queen of one of the most powerful nations ot the world ? A FEW MAXIMS FOR YOUNG GIRLS. Never make your appearance in the morning without having first brushed and arranged your hair, and dressed yourself neatly mid completely. Kepp your clothing in pet feet order. Never let pins do the duty as buttons, or strings take th" place of prorpef bands. Examine every girment when it comes from the wash, and, if necessary, mend it with nearness and precision. Do not sew up the bol*s in your stockings, as we have seen fOtne careless, untidy girls do, but take in a broad margin around the hole, be it small or large, with a fine darning needle and darning cotton, and cover the fracture with an intctlaeh *tich, so close as to be strong as the body of the stocking, and fine enough to he ornamental, i Train vourself to useful occupation, Re member it is wicked to waste time, and i nothing gives such an impression of vani j ty and absolute silliness- as a habit of i idling and never having anything to do. It you are in your fathet's house, take some d' partmont of household- labor upon yourself, and a part of the sewing, and make it your business to attend to it. Do not let a call from this idle girl, or a visit from lhat, or an invitation from the other interfere with the performance of your duty. If you can cultivate to perfection some art by which you could gain an an inde pendent livelihoond, do it whether there is a necessity for it or not. Do it quietly, if yon will, but do it.—There is no telling when or under what circumstances you may need it.. FQYWUO TUB TRUE SOLDIERS VOTK FOR —For whom will Gen. Geo. B. McClellan vote ? For IR.ratio Seymour. For whom will Gen. W)nli#M .Scott Ilancm-k vote ? For U >ratio Seymour. For whom will Gen, \V. S. Ri'secrans vote ? For Horatio Seymour. For whom w ill Gen. Henry VV. Slocum vote ? For lloratio Seymour. For wh tn will Gen. \V. il. Franklin vote ? For Horatio Seymour. For will Gen. Duryea, of the Zouaves, vote ? For Hora tio Seymour. For whom will Gen W. S. Hillyer, foimerly chief of Grant s staff, vote? For Horatio Seymour. For whom will Geu. Titos. Ewing vote ? For Horatio Seymour. For whom will Gen. 1) 0. Bn el! vote ? For Horatio Seymour. For whom will Admiral Farugut vote ? Por Horatio Seymour. These arc "white boys in blue," YVhat soldier is not proud to vote the same ticket which these gallant men vote ? Whenever I find a great deal of gratitude in a poof man, I take it for granted that there would he as much gen erosity if lie were a rich one. WHAT TO NAME THE BABY. A writer in the Prairie Farmer has an article on this important topic : This is a question that sooner or later comes np for discussion in nearly every well-regulated family. We insist upon it, that, as a name is the only legacy half the parents in the world •give their children, some pains should l>e takrn in its selection, since in more cases than one, a name once worn can be dis posed of only with great difficulty. Perhaps we can best determine what to name the babv by stating what not to name it, and giving the reasons therefor. To commence then, we would say that the ba by should not be named for one of its pa rent*. For a boy or man to attach "Juni or" to his name for half a lifetime, is cer tainly a very great inconvenience in more ways than one. Equally objectionable i> it to name a daughter for her mother, since nothing sounds more fitting in out ears than to hear aw ife called by her sweetheart name long after the bloom ot youth has faded. The hale old wife of sixty, who is called by the name by which she ts wbed and won, is a wife beloved. Away with the false notion that gives a title to a husband and wife. Again, !<• have two names in the same family is to have an inconvenience and a means of producing confusion. Conferring names which are certain to be nick named, is very objectionable. To call a boy Joseph, is to insure his being called "Joe." There are also a large num h'-r of names that go upon the baptismal register and are never heard of afterward*. Very long names are sure to be clipped, as there is a universal disposition to short en the words in common use, A great abundance of name, such as are conferred on the scions of nobility, ha* many objections. In business transactions there is a liability to omitsotpc of these many names or to get thein or their abbre viations transposed, thereby causing un certainty as to who is im-ant. With a number of names to choose from, a person is liable to le differently designated by different persons. We know a man in tni citv who has so many initials before hi sttrname that they are generally confensed into oue word, and he rajoices in the cog nomen of "Alphabet" If the family or surname is one in fre quent use, like Jones or Smith, do not give the baby a verp common name to go with it, such a* James or John; because, in large towns it may be very difficult l" ascertain from the long list on the directo ry who is meant. Titer are ninty six aduh John Smiths in this city, sixty-four ot whom have no distinguishing name. Think of a rii:-h to the postoffice when the name appears on the list of advertised letters ! Imagine how many wives and mother* are anxious when they read that John Smith has been arrested, is drowned, or is missing. By all means, choose simple names of euphotifous sound and about which clus ter pleasant associations. AFRAID OF EXPOSURE. It is not much wonder the Radicals are frightened out of tiieir wits a', the pros pect of defect. It is not surprising that thev liemble when they hear shouts of the people for Seymour. The rascals fear ex posures. For nerly eight long years they Lave been practicing frauds, robberies and villainies upon the poeple, and they know and fee'- that they deserve punishment,— Let the Democrats obtain power, and our word for it exposure will be made that will astound men ot'ali parties. The Radical conspirator.* know this, and they know that their defeat n>w will be an everlast ing defeat. Hence their zeal to save them selves from the (loom that awaits thein But they iuay as well make np their minds that the people can no longer be trifled with or deceived. The god* have decreed that this rotten, trcasnriabl, theiving Rad ical faction is to be pot down and kept down. It is not possible for the taxpayers of this country to submit longer to the in tolerable, extravagance, gross corruption and open treason of this infamous faction. The nomination of Grant by the Radi cals is the best evidence of the decay of their party, When the old Whig party grew weak—when it had lost the confi dence of the people—its adherents tiied to save it from defeat by nominating the brave old Scott as their candidate for Pres ident. They then, as now. attempted to ignore the issues before the people; they i recounted the many battles Gen. Scott i had fought, pointed to his bleeding wounds,; and asked the people to vote for him • be- j cause of his military services. But the an swer came back from mountain and valley: "No !we respect lien. S> ott a9 n mili tary man, but have no confidence in the men who surround him and who will con trol should he be placed in the Presidetial chair. lie is not fit for a high civil posi tion, and we will not give him our votes." This wa, in substance, their answer. Gen. Scott was disastrously defeated. Gen. Grant will meet the fate of Scott; he will he, defeated by about the same majority. Like Scott, he is "not fit for a high civil position." Many doubt whether he is fit for anything except to puff sugars. Hi* military character will not bear inves tigation, for tlie more it is looked at the ! Worse it looks Let men of all parties, I therefore, who love their country and its institutions, fall in with the popular cur rent and assist to swell the majority for , the people's candidates, Seymour aqd | Blair, They are men of character, one a Democrat, the other a Conservative Re publican, who loves his country over par ty—Fall in then, patriots, and make the w&Uiip ripg for Seymour nd Blir. TWO SHARPERS. A uoted spoitsmau, taking dinner ! one of our clubs, exhibited a diat tond ring of great beauty and apparent value on his finger. A gentleman present had a great passion for diamonds. Aiter din ner, the parties met in the offf e Atter much bantering, the owner consented to barter the ring for the sum of six hundred dollars. As the buyer left the room a suppressed tittering struck his ear. He concluded that the former owner had sold both his ring and the purchaser. He said nothing, but called the next day upon a jeweler, w.here he learned that the dia mond was paste, and the ring worth about twenty five-dollars. lie examined rome real diamonds, and found one closely re sembling the prtste in his own ring, lie h red the diamonds for a few days, pledg ed twelve hundred dollars, the p-iee of it, and gave a hundred dollars for its use. — He went to another j> welr, had the paste removed, and the real diamond set. His chums, knowing lie had been impose! up on. impatiently waited for his appearance I the next night. To their astonishment [ they found him in high glee. lie flour ished his ring, boasted of his bargain, and said if any gentlemen present had a twelve hundred dollar ring to sell for six hundred dollars, he kr'ew of a purchaser. When he was told that the ring was pa-te. and lhat lie had been cheated, he laughed at their folly. Bets were freely off* red that the ring did not contain a real diamond, — rwo men bet £I,OOO each, and two §SOO. All were taken. Umpires were chosen. — The money and the ring were put into tiieir hands. They went to a firstclasi jeweler, who applied all the tests, and who ion, when the whole affair came out, tlt at when diamond cuts diamond again, some one le.-- sharp i will be selected. Milthew Hale Smith. ANKCDOTE OF NAFOLF.OX. —The L'aris correspondent ot a London paper says ; "The Emperior leads a comparatively! -edentary life at Fontainebleau, and Lis j chief amusement is to receive th • m itres j at the neighboring towns anil vi.lages.— The other day a maire of a small 1 mulct, who had heard how accessible the Ktnpa- j rior is at present, betook himself, dressed j in his Sunday clothes and wearing his j scar! (the insignia ola mtire,) to the pal- j ace, where he was fortunate to b< admit ted to the presence of his sovereign in a j couple of hours. "Sire." he stammered, "allow me to complain ot a stag wire every night comes out of the forest, aud runs in all the fields of my commune. Toe ani mal belongs to the crown ; so 1 entreat of vour Majesty to have hun prevented from continuing such disastrous rambles "How much do you suppose the inhabi- j tants of your village have lot by this? inquired the Eniperi w. "l'erhaps about —thirty francs, sire," was the a .swer , "Well, divide tiiis among them," was the i reply; and his Majesty handed over to, the empowered nuiire it < r >oo trano note ; : and remember that 1 give yon flee leave to shoot the culprit il yoti find h rn again on your grounds." Tbo maire went home in high giee, as you may suppose I have since heard that the poor slag, having again trespassed, was hunted, killed and eaten into tire bargain, with all u aimer of rejoicings." SADNRSS. —There is a mysterious feel ing that frequently passes like a cloud over the spirit. It comes on th" soul in the bti*y bustle of life, in the social circle, in the calm and silent retreat of solitude. Its power is alike supreme over ttip weak and iron hearted. At one time it is caused by a single thought across the mind. — Again A sound will come booming across the ocean of memory, gloomy and solemn as the death-knell overshadowin ' nil the bright hopes and sunny feelings of the heart. Who can describe it. ar.d yc% who has not felt its bewildered influences?— Still it is a delicious sort of sorrow, and like s cloud dimming the sunshine of the river, although casting the momentary ; shade of gloom, it enhanches the beauty : of returning brightness. A man that is temperate, generous, va liant, chaste, faithful and honest, may, at the same time, have wit, humor, mirth, good breeding and gallantry. While he exerts these latter qualities, twenty occa : sions might be invented- to show he is master of the nobler virtues. such char acters would smile and reprove the heart j of a man of sense, when ho is given up to his pleasures — Steele - ■ ■ • t-W Grant's "peace"—negroes out raging white women and shooting male relatives—a common occurence in den rjoMoe and otfier sstrapiw. TERMS, $2.00 Per. ANNUM, in Advance. IJise anti giljertoise. i A LAUGHABLE ADVENTURE. —Ddringa j hard wmter a clergyman in Vermont be . ing apprehensive that the accumulated r weight of the snow upon the roof of the } barn might do some damage, resolved to | prevent it by seasonably shovelling it off. i lie therefore ascen led it, having first, for , the snow might all slide off at once, and I : himselt with it, fastened to his waist one I end of t'JB rope, and, giving the other end k to his wife, he went to work, but tearing . stiit for his safety, he said , '•My dear, tic the rope around your . waist." So sooner had she done this when otf . went the snow, poor minister and all, and up went iiis wife. Thus, on side of the ' barn the astonished and confounded clergy -1 man hung, while on the other side hung his wife, high and dry, in majesty sublime, dangling at the other end of the rope.— At that moment, however, a gentleman passed by and delivered them from their , perilous situation. -V stu.gy husband accounted for all the , tile blame of the lawlessness of his chil dren in company, by saying, his wife al wajs "g-ve them their own way." "Poor I things, it's all I have to give them," was • the prompt reply. j. . Wicked men stumble over straws in the j way to heaven, but climb over hi IK in the , way. to ilestiuution. i "My notion of a wife at forty," said Jeiioid, "is, that a mau should be able to change er, like a bank note, for two ' twenties." Queen Victoria slept though the journey j from Cherbourg to Paris. It took eight ! hours. John Brown, in full Highland cos tume accompanied her I This is pronounced by Squib : What is ! the Oitf. re nee between one of the Chinese j dignitaries and a IJanlwn brother? " One jis a dariu' man and the other a mandarin Beauties often die old maids. They set j such a v.due on themselves that they don't . find a purchaser before the market is j closed. "What carrotty-headed little brat is that madam ; do you know his name ?" by, yes, that's my youngest child." "Vou don't say so indeed, Why, what ' a dear, little, sweet dove-eyed cherub he I is, to be wire." ~ A traveller in Minnesota has come ■ uctoss a nine month's old baby whose j "measui iients" he gives as follows: twenty-six. inches in height, twenty-four 1 inches around the chest, and twenty-eight at the hips,, leu and a half inches at The muscles of the arms, eight and a haif at the i wrist, twenty-inches at the thighs and j eleven inches at the calf. Estimated weight j fifty pounds. A very heavy fog once visited the State if ! Massachusetts, which probably somewhat surpassed the fogs >! the city of London. A '• voting muii was sent •ut to ihe meadow to nail ; few courses of shingles on a baru,liie roof oi w\ ich was nearly finished. "At din ner.'' said the old firmer, who is responsible : for the story, "the fellow- camu up and sex I luau's . Highly long barn of your it.?' SeZ'l, ' not vei > lut'g." VWidlr' *ez he, "I'Te been !to work all this forenoon and have tint got ! one c oil laid vet."' "Bell," StZ 1, "you nr.- a devest) lazy fellow, that's all I've go' .to Mv." £'< afier dinner 1 went dowu to see I what lie had been ah >ut. and I'll be thunder i ed if he had'nt shiiy!ed more than a hundred ■ 'Ci'. "go! "Ut ell the tog ! f I . • "... .. ... : Pat' Minks it very good, to he altme, etpeci ! allv l! y- 'i have your sweet-t ran wi'h y tt. j Pat is >h nt-Tight. If you desire to enjoy hfe. avoid unpunc tual people. They impede business and pot Son pleii-'ire. Make it your own rule not on i ly to l>. i unctual, bui a little bcforihand. i _ A we tern editor cauiions his readers j against kissing si.ort girl*, because this hah itbssin de h ni round shouldered.—Set*] i : all girls to us—we'll risk our back and hobl i ! dors. .— ,>•—— , i "Did 1 understand you to say that 1 was > ; lousy, so 7" "Oh, no, I nnrefy told ntr | friend that when it rawed lice >n Egypt, I 1 j thought vi u must have been walking about ' ' there without a hat or an umbrella—thar"* ; Matrimony is hot buckwheat cakes, warm j beds, comfortable slipper*, smoking differ, 1 nonnd srnis, red lip*, kind words, shirts r* j ultinc tn buttons, redeemed stockir.g-i, boot jacks, "happiness, r.nd—babits lluzza! ' j Adr wsy y< uigs'er a: .Manchester, S. If., s j fell down a flight ..I stairs, then panned - ! through two d >"r. climbed over • well Curb t | and f.-H into ti c will tw< ily leet deep, with J ! fonr f-"' of water at the b .itom, and was fi>htd up sf'er crying for help ; all thia bo did while fast aah-ep ana when finally awa* . keoed'hc did r.ot renumber a thing that had 8 bappeDcd. * -•* j Subscrite for the "Wyoming Thtoiocni." NO. 11.