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This Substance is applied directly to the gums producing a numbness (local Anaesthesia) of only the < parts around the tooth, whereby it can be extracted without any pin whatever, and without unpleasant ness to the Patient: , CALL AT MY OFFICE AND BE CONVINCED. j". j. sjzr.yror'R, Surgeon Dentist, Laceyville, Pa.—v7no-3m: THE HEALING POOL, AND HOUSE OF MERCY. Howard AtfooflaGoti Report* for YOUNG MEN on the CRIME OF SOLITUDE, and the ER RORS, ABUSES a id DISEASES which destroy the manly powers, and create impediments to MAR" RI AGE, with sure means of relief. Sent in seated letter, envelopes, free of charge. Address Df J. SKILLEN HOUGHTON, Howard Association, Philadelphia. Pa. 6n14-lyear jwfeg- AN EMBER PICTURE. How straDge are ibe freaks *f memory ! The lessons of life we forget, While a trifle, a trick of color, In the wouuerfol web is set — Set by some mordant of Fancy, And despite the wear and tear Of time or distance or trouble, Insists on its right to be there. A chance had brought us together ; Our talk was of matters of course, We were nothing, one to the other, But a short half-hour's resource. We spoke ef French acting and actors, And their easy, natural way— -01 the weather, for it wag raining, As we drove home from the play. We debated the social notbinga Men take such pains to discuss ; The thunderous rumors of battle Were silent the while for us. Arrived at her door, we left her With a drippingly hurried adieu, And our wheels went crunching the gravel Of the oak-darkened avenue. As we drove away through the shadow, The candle she belJ in the door, From rain-varnisbed tret-trunk to tree-trunk Flashed fainter, and flashed no more- Flashed fainter and wholly faded Before we bad passed the wood ; But the light of the f ice behind it Went with me and stayed for good- The vision of searce a moment, And baldly marked at the time, It comes unbidden to hxunt me, Like a scrap of ballad rhyme, Had she beauty 7 We'll not what they call so You may find a thousand as fair, And yet there's her face iu my memory, With no special right to be there. As I sit sometimes in the twilight, And call back to life in the coals Old faces and hopes and fancies Long hurried long rest to their souls ! Ilcr face shines out of the embers ; I see ber holding the light, And bear the crunch of the gravel And the mcep ol the rain that night. 'Tis a face that can never grow older, That can never part with its gleam ; 'Tis a gracious possession forever, For what is it all but a dream 1 Atlantic Monthly. BROKEN VOWS. Promises are lightly spoken ; Vows on which we blindly build (Uttered only to be brokon) Go forever unfulfilled. Oft betrayed but still believing— Duped again and yet again— All our hoping, all our grieving Warns ns, but it warns in vain. From the cradle to the coral — From the sunny days of youth— We are taught the simple moral, Still we doubt the moral's truth. When a boy they found me rather Loth to do as I was bid, "I shall buy a birch," said father. Broken vows ! He never did. Grown extravigant when youthful, In my tailor's debt I ran ; He appeared abont as truthful In his talk as any man. Let me tell you how he sold me : "Look you, Mr. What's-Your-Name, I shall summon you," he told me— But the summons never came. Through the meadows, 'Visy-laden, Once it was my lot to stray, Talking to a lovely maiden In a very spooney way ; And I stole a kits—another— Then another--then a lot, "Fie !" she said, "I'll tell my mother," Idle words she told her not. An auctioneer was selling a library at auction. He was not verv well read in books, bnt he scanned the title*, trusted to luck and went ahead. " Here yon have." be said, " Bunyan's * Pilgrim's Progress how much'in I otfered for it ? How much j do I hear for the 4 Pilgrim's Progress' by John Banyan t 'Ti a first-rate book, gentlemen, with six superior illustrations; . how much do I hear? All about the Pil -1 grims, by John Banyan ! Tetls where they came from, an' where they larded, an'what they done sifter they landed!— Here's a picture of one of Vm goirC abbut Plymouth pedl'n, with a pack on his back." tfW Borne wag in England hit off the salvage mania there a few years ago by issuing a prospectus for a joint stock com pany to drain the Red Sea, to recover the I valuables the Egyptians lost, when Phara oh and his host were overwhelmed by the waters in their pursuit of the children of Israel. Whatever tends to elevate nnd ennoble : labor bem-fits man and whatever tends to • degrade labor debases man. Labor is the basis of all material prosperity, and the 1 wealth of a nation resides in its muscular | arm. Labor is the producing agent of tbo world. It goes forth to cultivate the earth ; and "makes the wilderness to bud and ;: blossom like the rose" Cities spring up i | in its pathway to mark Us traokfi, .vessels laden with choice articles of usefulness '' refinement and luxury* plowing every* sea j tell of its triumphs, 44 To Speak his Thoughts is Every Freeman's Right. " THE DEATH-BELL. In some parts of Germany, such is the general dread of being buried alive, that a system of precaution against this prema ture act, is in vogue, by which more than one person has been restored to life and friends after being mourned as dead. The plan is lot the corpse to be. placed in a comfortable apartment, with face uncover ed, and with a cord or wire attached to the hands in such a manner that the slightest movonrent will caue the tinkling of a lit tle bell in an adjoining apartment, where some one is always on the watch till there are either signs ol life or decomposition, to give the assurance of hopeless death.— This custom has led to some striking scenes and curious revelations; and one of the most remarkable of these we arc now about to put on record, as we received it, not long since, from the narrator: — 44 1 had two bosom companions, and we three were nearly always together when our circumstances would permit. We were not alike in scarcely any particular, and for this reason, perhaps, we liked each other all the better. We differed on near ly every point in science, art, literature, phi losophy, and religion, aud argued every point we differed on. 4< On one thing, however, we did agree, and that was the possibility of being buried alive, and the unutterable horror which must attend the subsequent consciousness of the fact. So, in health, we solemnly pledged ourselves that if within reach of one another at the time of the supposed decease of either, the living should faith fully watch by the senseless form till the return of life or the certainty of death. 41 My young fiiend, Adolph Ilofer, was the first to go. lie was a believer in the immortality of the soul, and tne identity of the spirit with that occupying the mortal tenement. Of course ive made our arrange ments for watching the corpse according to our compact, but without the slightest hope of ever seeing another spark of life in that loved form. 41 It was on the second night after the death of Ilofer that Carl ai d I were sit ting in an adjoining apartment, conversing about the deceased and his religions belief. We had attached a small cord to the fin gers of the corpse, and connected it with a little bell close to us, so that we could be warned of any movement, without being obliged to remain beside the body, which, for various reasons, would not be agreeable to us. 44 If his views in regard to a future state are correct," observed Call, "there is no certainty that he may not now be witb us, even in this room.'" 44 Yes,'' returned I. 44 if they are correct, which Ido not believe. When a man is dead lie is dead, at least as far as this world is concerned'" 44 It may fairly be presumed they are based on facts when tliey cannot be reason ably controverted. If man exists after death as a roving spirit, gire me some ev idence of it, and then ask me to believe.' 4 44 And what about ghosts?" 6aid Carl, who was both skeptical and superstitious— and he glanced furtively and timidly arour.d the room as he spoke, as if he had expected to encounter some fearful appa rition. 44 Bah !" exclaimed I, contemptuously ; 44 you know my opinion of ghosts and hob goblins—that they have no existence, ex cept in the brains of timid fools." 44 At this moment we heard, or rather fancied we heard, a strange noise in the adjoining apartment. 44 Wht was that?" inquired Carl, in a timid whisper. 44 Nothing," replied I, rousing myself with a full determination to shake off what I believed to be a foolish fancy. 41 Are we men or children, to get frightened at the noise of a rat ?" 44 Hush ! bark 1 I bear something still," whispered Carl, now fairly trembling wdtn fear. 44 Then -if there is anything, we must know what it is," said I, as 1 rose and took up the light for the purpose of going to look at the corpse. 44 Will you accompany me, or shall I go alone ?" 44 Carl Heilsten slowly and steadily arose, as one who felt called upon to perforin a fearful duty ; but lie had scarcely got upon his feet, when the little bell connected with the dead was rung violently. 44 Mv nervous system never received such a shock before or since, It seemed for a moment as if I was paralized. Tbe light dropped from piy hands and was extin guished, and great beads of peispiration stood all over mc. I'ut I remained inac tive only for the time for one to count ten. Reasoning that my friend had come to life and needed my immediate assistance, I hastily procured another light, and merely glancing at Carl, who had fallen back on his seat, white and helpless with sudden fright, I rushed into tbe apartment of the corpse, expecting to find Adolph living, if not actually sitting tip or standing. 44 To my utter astonishment, however, I found only the dead form of my friend— cold, rigid, motionless ! There was such an inflexible look on the features, that I could not believe there was a single spark of life in the body, and a close exam ination of tbe lips and heart proved that there was none iu reality. And yet tbe hands had been moved, and were drawn to one side, bnt rather as if jerked there by tbe bell-cord, which was hanging some what loose, than as if stirred by an inter nal power. 44 But what had moved the hands and rung the bell? This was the startling mystery. Tbe room was not large, ton taming no great amount of furnituie, and was easily searched I had just passed the light under the bed and around and | behind every thing, when Carl appeared at the door, pale, trembling, and covered with cold, clammy perspiration. 44 Is he alive ?" he rather gasped than said. 44 No, oor has there been any life in bim since his breath went out," I replied. "Merciful God!" he ejaculated, ner vously. grasping a chair for support, 4 what rang tbe bell, then V "That is the mystery lam tiying to solve," said 1. 44 It is possible there may be some person concealed here." I opened a door of a deep closet a* I spoke, in which hung the clothes of the deceased, and went in and examined it thoroughly. No other human being was there, aud nothing had been disturbed.— There was no other outlet to the room ex cept the door communicating with the apartment iu which we had been matching, and tbe two windows looking out upon a lawn, and the aasbes were closed and the curtains drawn, showing no signs of recent disturbance. I then re-examined the room, and particularly the bed, but without making any new discovery. II This is all very strange!" said I half musingly, and looking inquiringly at Carl — 4 very strange, indeed!' 44 It roust have been something super natural," he added, in a hollow whisper; and moving over to the chest in the corner he sank down upon it. As he did so, the sharp click of the spring lock caused him to spring up as if shot. For a moment or two he stood trembling, and then he said with more nerve — " I believe I am a cowardly fool, to be seared at every thing! Ido not fear any thing human, though," be added ; but this unearthly business unmans me." 44 1 now re-examined the corpse to be sure there were no signs of life iu it, and found not only death there, but the beginning of decomposition. Perfectly sure of this, we went into the other apartment and sat down, to wait through tbe remaiuder of the night and ponder the mystery. Scarce ly were we seated before we fancied we heard dull muffled sounds in the bedroom, followed with something like a smothered human groan. Carl's teeth now chattered with terror, and I confess I never felt less courageous in my life. These straDge noises continued only for a short time and gradually died away into silence, after which we were disturbed no more, 44 In course of time our friend was bur ied, and sometime after the funeral we proceeded to open his strong box, or chest, according to Lis direction. Then it was that our supernatural mystery bad a natu ral but most terrible explanation. 44 In that chest was the Mack and decay ing corpse of one whom we all knew in life. 4 * The following is our conjecture; 44 Cognizant of Adolph liofer's money and jewels, of their place of deposit, and of our mode of watching the dead, he had on that eventful night, anteied the dead room through a window at an early hour, and concealed himself in the closet till midnight, and then set about his work of robbery. Some accidental noise having alarmed us, as lie could tell from our con versation, he had. either in Lis haste to secrete himself, or intentionally to frighten us still more, rung the bell in the manner stated, and then got into the chest, which had a powerful lock spring. My friend Carl, by accidentally hitting down on this, had sealed his doom ; and his subsequent groans and terrible efforts to burst from his narrow prison were the noises which had so disturbed us the second time. The man's death was a fearful retribution, and the discovery of his dead body spoiled an otherwise wonderful ghost story." TEX FOLLIES. —To think that the more a man eats the fatter aud stronger he will become. To believe that the more hours children study at school the faster they learn To conclude that if exercise is good for the .health the more violent and exhausting it is the more good is done To imagine that every hour taken from sleep is an hour gained To act on the presumption that the smal lest room in the house is large enough to sleep iu To atgue that whatever remedy causes one to feel immediately better is good for the system without regard to more ulterior etfects To commit an act which is felt in itself to be prejudicial, hopirog that somehciv or other it may be done in your case with impunity To advise another to take a romedy which yon have not tried yourself, without making special inquiry whether all the conditions are alike To eat without an appetite, continue to eat after it has been satisfied merely to gratify the taste To eat a hearty supper for the pleasure experienced during the brief time it is passing down the throat at the expense of a whole night of distnrbed sleep and a weary waking in the mornrng. The Boston Journ 11 records the i following remarkable incidentAt Alason j village, N. 11., a few days since, while some ! children were at play, an immense golden eagle swooped down and attacked one of ' the children with the evident intention ' to carry it off A woman ran from the bouse j with a broom, when the eagle let go the ; child and attacked her wth ferocity. At this moment a man gunning in the vicinity came to the rescue and shot the eagle, breaking a wing and capturing hha. He is the largest bird seen within the memory of tbe oldest inhabitant. The biid was Sorchased by Mr. George Dunford of Tew Orleans who was visiting at tbe rillnge, and will be takeo to thai city. ON SLEEP. . , No person who passes only eight hours in bed can be said to 44 waste his time in sleep." According to Gorget, a woman should sleep a couple of hours ionger than a man. For the latter he allows six or seven hours, for the former, eight or nine. It is certain that strength or energy of brain will, when aided by custom, modify the faculty of controlling the disposition to slumber. Frederick tbe Great and Hunt er, tbe great surgeon, slept only five hours in the tweuty-fonr, while Napoleon seem ed to exert a despotic power oversleep and waking, even amid the roar of artillery. An engineer has been known to fall asleep w.tbin a boiler while his fellows were beat ing on the outside with their ponderous hammers ; and the repose of a miller is not incommoded by the noise of his mill.— Sound ceases to be a stimulus to sucb men, and what would have proved an inexpress ible annoyan- e to others, is to them alto gether unheeded. It is common for carri ers to sleep on horseback, and coachmen jon their coaches. During the battle of the Nile some boys were so exhausted that they fell asleep on tbe deck, amid the deaf ening thunder of that terrible engagement, j The faculty of remaining asleep for a great length of time is possessed by some individuals. Such was the case with Quin, the celebrated player, who could slumber for twenty-four hours suco ssively ; with E izabeth Orvin, who spent three-fourths of her time in sleep; with Elizabeth Per kins, who slept a week or a fortnight at a time; with Alary Lyall, who did the same for successive weeks, and witb many oth ers more or less remarkable. In Bowyer's 44 Life of Beattic," a curious anecdote is related of Dr Reid, viz* That he could take as much food and immediately as much sleep as were sufficient for two days; The celebrated General Elliott never slept more than four hours out of the twenty four. In all other respects he was strik ingly abstinent; his food consisting wholly of bread, water, and vegetables. In a let ter communicated to Sir John Sinclair, by John Gordon of Swiny, Caithness, men tion is made of a person named James Mackay, of Sherry,who died in the Strath naver, in the year 1797. aged ninety-one; he >nly slept four hours on an average out of the twenty-four, and was a remarkably robust and healthy man. The celebrated French General Pichegrue informed Sir Richard Blane that during his whole year's campaigu he had not above an hour's sleep in the twenty-four; Macisb knew a lady who never slept above an hour at a time, and the whole period of whose sleep did not exceed over three or four hours in tbe twenty-four j and yet she enjoyed excellent health. As an original expression of heavy grief we doubt if anything owe touching lias been read than the following, of a crushed heart in Star City, Nevada. Mrs. £ , of that place, an eccentric old lady, recently rushed into the room of a relative, and without waiting for the osual salutations, said : 44 Well, John's dead, [her husband.] " Dead ! Is it possible ? ' "Yes; dead! died last night! Want you all to come to the funeral. Tbe Ma sons and Odd Fellows are going to turn out, and we shall have a beautiful time. Deaths being of rare occurrence in that settlement of course every body went to the funeral. Next day somebody remark ed to the old lady that there was a large turn out. 44 Yes, indeed there was," she replied ; 44 but I didn't enjoy myself as well as 1 have at some funerals, the hosses cut up so /" SHAIYS AND STRAWS —An incident is mentioned by a correspondent, who was desired by his mother to go to neighbor Shaw's and see if he had any straw suita ble for filling beds. 44 Air. Shaw," says our informant, 44 was blessed with a goodly number cf Alisses Shaw, and I therefore felt a little timid at encountering them, and to make the matter worse, 1 arrived just as the family were seated to dinner,— Stepping in the doorway, hat in hand, I stammered out, 44 Air. Straw, can you spare enough Shaw to fill a couple of beds 7"— " Well," replied the old gentlemen, glanc ing around at his large family, and enjoy ing my mistake, 44 1 don't know out I can ; how many will you need ?" Before I could recover, those hateful Shaw girls burst into a chorus of laughter, and I made a hasty exit. BEGIMNG TIIE WOR D Many an un wise parent labors hard and lives spar ingly'all his life, for the purpose of leaving enough to give his children a starting in the world, as it is called. Setting a young man afloat with money left him by relatives is like tying bladders under the arms of one who cannot swim; ten chances to one he will lose his bladders aud go to the bottom. Teach him to swim and he will nev er need the bladders. Give your child a sound education, and you have done enough for bim. See to it that his morals are pure, bis mind cultivated, and his whole na ture made subservient t<> the laws which govern men, and you have given what will be of more value to him than the wealth cf the Indies. To be thrown upon one's resources 16 to be east into the very lap of fortune, for our faculties then undergo a development, and display an energy, of which they were previously unsusceptible.— Dr. Arnold. (Eg l " A lawyer being on the point of death, made his will, leaving all his estate for the benefit of fools and mad men, on the ground that he got it all out of them, and ought to restore it to its rightful owners. TERMS, $2.00 Per. AOTTUM, in Advene*. NO. 18. Pis* aitii gtfrertaw. , jr~~ ; "r-n ' Why it iron sometimes (ike • bead el rob* bera ? Because it ia united to ateel. Doesn't* waterfall meke e "crik" ia the neck 7 It ia a mistake to aoppoae the sun ia sofr ported in the sky bv its beams. Which is the oldest tree in the world 7 The eld*r tree, of course. A dangerous character—A ■"" who "takes life" cheerfully^ Why was the whale that swallowed ionah like a retired milkman 7 Because be got a profit [prophet] out of the water; An Irishman once observed that mile stones were kind enough to answer your questions without giving you the trouble to ask them. When Haddock's wife kicked him cut of bed, said he, ''Look here now ! you had bet ter not do that again ; if you do it will caoae a coldness in the family." The first day a little boy went to school the teacher asked him if he could •M— "Yea, air," "Well how do you apell boy 7"— "Ob, just as other folks do." U .:! "As diamond polishes diamond," aaya a German writer, ''to man ia formed by man," Truly. And we m>y add, as diamond rata diamond, so man it fleeced by man, A printer never leaves any money at home for fear of fire, and never carries any frith him for fear of robberS, nor deposits in any bank fur fear of speculative baok officers. To Isceftsin the number of children in a street—best a big drum. To ascertain the number of loafers—start a dog figbt. "My son, take those eggs to town, and if you can't get a dime a doaen for them, bring them back." <Jetntby went •• directed, and came back again, saying : "Mother, let me alone for a trade ; they all tried to (M 'em for fifteen cents, but I screwed np to a dime." In §o advertisement for a young gentleman who left bis parents, it is stated thit "If master Jack? will please return'to hta discon solate parents be shall not he sent to school, and he shall be allowed to sweetea his ofrn tea." "Doctor," said Lov#-a little, "do you think a very little spirits now and thea would hurt me very much ?" "Why, no, sir," answered the doctor, very deliberately. "I do not think a little now and thrt would hurt you yery much \ but,sir if you don't take Snj, ft wou't bUri you at all. A schoolboy be'mg asked to define the word ''admission," said it meant t#etky-fivo cents. "Twenty-five cents!" echoed the master." "What sort of definition do yon call that ?" "1 don't know." solkily replied the boy, "but I'm sure ft says so in the ad vertisement down there rft the show." "Yes, said another boy, "and children half price." Mrs. Partington says: "For. my parti can't deceive what on aitth efld'ttltion ia coming to. When I was young, if a gal only understood the rules of distraction, provision, multiplying, replenishing, and common de nominator, and knew alt about rivers and their obituaries, the oovenants and their dor mitories, the provinces and umpire, tbey had eddication enough. But now tbey have to stbddy bottomy, algcrbay, and bava to de monstrate suppositions about the sycophants of parrallelagrams, to sty bbtfaisgof ox hides, assbeads, cowsticks, and obtuse mangles.''— Ilere the old lady was so coofused with te chsuica! names that she broke down. "Oh the Snow, the Beautiful Snow." This beautiful piece of poetry has been parodied in the following lines which we ex tract from a Louisville paper. As whole families will be able to appreciate it we give it for their edification. Oh, the flies ! ffie beautiful iies ! Ornamenting our apple pies ; In the cupboard and oft tbe abet, In the house and en the street ; Around the sugar bowl they swarm, Beautiful flies can do no barm 1 (Courier.) Y, D. ! Oh, tbe fleas f the rascilly fleas I That bite a fellow whenever they please, Ob arm, or leg, or side, bt beck, And catch 'em you can't whatever your .tact For when you think you've Surely got 'em, They arc "gone from your gaze" and fin gers "dot rot 'em. B. D. I _. j A sharp talking lady was reproved by her husband, who requested her to keep her ! tongue in her mouth. "My dear," responded I the wife, "it is against tho law to carry eon* ! ceded weapons." i JESTSubscribe lor