in the Car*. A resent correspondent tells ,jhe gto w-., Ijute-spending,the nigh- ,in Freeport Illinoig. .After breakfast I oame jnto the eitj ting room, where-1 met a pleaeai t, chattering; good humored* traveler, who.jikc; myself, was •waiting the morning train, from Galena. We conversed pleasantly and upon several topics, until seeing two., ladies and kiss each other on the street, the conversation turn ed upon kissing just about the tffae the train was approaching. !>' “ Came,” said he, taking up Ks carpet bag, “ since we'are on so sweet a suit- ret let us have a practical application. I williiakea propo sition to yon! I'll agree to kissjjhe most beau tiful lady in the cars from _GalaOa, you being the-jndge, if you will kiss the nf/M prettiest. I I being-lhe judge.” j- The proposition staggered me s'iittle, ana L could hardly tell whether he wssfln earnest or in fan; bat ns he would be as deep in it as I possibly oould be, I agreed, provided he would da.the first kissing, though nr" heart failed somewhat as I saw his black' eyes sparkle with daring. “Yes," said he, “I will try it first. You take the back car and go in front end, where you dfcn see fhe faces of' the ladies, and stand by the one you think the handsomest, and-I'll come in from behind and.kiss her.” f had hardly "stepped inside of. the oar when Isaw r at the first glance, one of -the loveliest women my ’eyes ever fell On—a beautiful blonde, with auburn hair, and a lright sunny face, full of love and sweetnes, .arid as radiant as the morning. Any further leCrch was total ly unnecessary. I my stand in the aisle of the oar by her.s He. waj looking out of the window eato istly, as if ex pecting some one., The back dror of the car ppened and in stepped my hciel friend. I pointed my finger elily at her, sieve? dreaming that he dare carry out his pledge, and you may imagine my amazement whou.i\e stepped up quickly behind end kissed her wi|h a relish that made my month fairly water.*'* I expected,' of course, a shriek of terror, and then a row generally, and a knock-down hot judge of my astonishment when I eawlher return the kisses with compound interest Quick as a flash he turned to me and said“\ ■ i “ Now, sir, it is your turn,'” pointing to a hideously ugly, wrinkled, old v oman, who sat in the seat behind. ' “ Tou most excuse me!" 11 Eglaimed. “I’m sold this time. I give up. D-ji tell me who yon hare been kissing ?” and w;e 'all bnrst into a general peal 6f langhter’as hi said: “ This is my wife! I have been, waiting hew for her." He told the story to *iris wife, who looked tenfold sweater as she Efiard it. - Two men were conversing ePtnt the illha mor of their wives. “Ah," said one with a •sorrowful expression, “ mine Ja a Tartar." “ Well” replied the other t ‘‘-mi( ' r * ’ ' - Try na end be convinced? :>u - TERMS CASH ON DELIVERY. •; tomen and aa many othere ai will call at PURPLE'S NEW ESTABLISHMENT. Deerfield, Pa., Ang. 9,1865-Sm. TJITATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, AND vv PLATED WARE— Call at 6, Union Block, if yon want a good WATCH, when ’on will find a good assortment of AML. iN * SWISS WATCHES. X keep on hand E. Howard' & Co/e movement in heavy Silver Cases, which for time has no equal. I respectfully refer to M. H. Cobb, Esq., Editor Agita tor, and Wm. Bache, Esq., President Ist National Bank of Wellsboro. Also, the W. Ellery, Bartlett, Appleton, Tracy A Co., ail are good Watches. PLATED WARE. Dinner and Breakfast Castors, Cake Baskets, Spoon Holders, Napkin Bings, Forks, Table end lea Spoons, Ac., Ac., Ac. 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Disease* of the Liver, giving rite to Languor, Dlalnsw Indigestion, Weak Stomach, or an ulcerated or Caacemi condition of that organ,accompanied wfih burelhgol other unpleasant aymptoma, will b© relieved by the bm of Cootri. tutlon Life Syrup. Aa a General Blood-Purifying Agent, tie Life Srm atanda unrivaled by any preparation In the world. THE BJCH Ain't) POOK are liable to the same diseases, Naiture and Science hav« made the Constitution Life Bvni© for the benefit of all. J r PtJ&S BLOOD produces healthy men and women, and If the constitution la neglected in yontb, dlaease and early death I 9 the result. Do not delay when the means an 10 near at band, and within the reach of all. CONSTITUTION LIFE SYRUP Is the Poor Mas*! Priaod and tha Rich Man’s Blearing. * MORGAN & ALLEN. WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, AGENTS, 46 Cliff Street, New York. Sold by J. A.Bot, Wellaboro, Pa. ; S. 3. Pacjuan Coviac ton. Pa.; EmorQToa 4'Co.Trov, Pa. • March 29, 180-ly. E. & H. T. 4SXHOSY & CO., Manufacturer* of Photojfraphic Matariali, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, 501 BROADWAY, N. y. In addition to oar main business of Photographic Materials, we are Headquarters for the following, vi:; Stereoscopes & Stereoscopic Views, Of these we have an immense assortment, including War Scenes, American and Foreign Cities and Land scapes, (Groups, Ac., Ac, Also, Revolving Stereoscopes, for public or private exhibition. Our Catalogue will be sent to any address on receipt of Stamp. PHOTOGRAPHIC ALBUMS, We were the first to introduce these into the United States, and we manufacture immense quantities in great variety, ranging in price from £0 cents to ISO each. Our ALBUMS have the reputation of being superior in beauty,and durability to any ethers. They wilfb© sent by mail, pres, en receipt of price. Fine Albums made to order. CARD PHOTOGRAPHS. Onr Catalogue now embrace! oyer Five Thousand different subject* (to which addition! are contlunsUy being made) of Portrait! ef Eminent Americans, io., viz; about 100 Major-General*, 650 Statesmen, 280 Brig.-Generale, 130 Divine*, 275 Colonel!, 125 Authors, 100 Lieut-Colonels, 40 Artist*, 250 Other Officer!,- 125 Stage, 75 STavy Officer*, 50 Prominent Women, 150 Prominent Foreign Portrait!. 3,000 COPIES OF WORKS OF ART, including reproductions of the most celebrated En gravings, Fainting!, Statues, As. Catalogues sent on receipt of Stamp. An order for One Doian PIC TURES from our Catalogue will be filled on the re* oeipt of $l.BO, and sent by mail, rnzx. Photographers and others ordering goods C. 0. D. will please remit twenty-five per cent, of the amount with their order. E. & H. T. ANTHONT A CO., Manufacturers of Photographic Materials, 501 Broadway, New York. The price* and qoalitj of our good* cannot fail to aatisfy. [Nov. 16,18«4-ly.]. Yy SOLEBAIE DRUG STOE ’ PRINCE’S METALLIC PAINT, THADDEDS DAVIDS’ INKS, CONCENTRATED MEDICINES, CINCINNATI WINES 4 BRANDY, WHITEWASH LIME, KEROSENE LAMPS, PATENT MEDICINES, STATIONERY, FLUID EXTRACTS, PAINTS AND OHS, PETROLEUM OH, DRUGS * MEDICINES, ROCHESTER PERFUMERY * FLAVORING EXTRACTS, t SCHOOL BOOKS, WALL PAPER, WINDOW GLASS, DYE COLORS, Furnished at Wholesale Prices by W- D. TERBELL, Jan. 18y 1865—tf. Coming* N. Y* New Floor and Provision Store. CHAS. A H. VANVALKENBURG wiahoa to In form the citizens of Wellaboro and the surxoand log country that they have recently started a n«w . PLOUB AND PROVISION STOKE. la the building formerly known as ** Osgood's Store, where they may be found at all times ready to wait oo all customers who may favor them with a call, and seU them the choicest kinds of FLOUR, MEAL, BUCK WHEAT, POKE. £c., at as reasonable rates as any Arm in this pla* 4. CASH paid for all kind* of GRAIN, HIDES, and FURS. CHAS. AH. VAN VALKENBURO- Wellsboro, Deo. 21, 1864. A LARGE STOCK of PERFUMERY and YAN KEE NOTIONS, for sale by P. R. Willi*®*' No, 3 Union Block, Wellsboro, Pa. • WHITE WASH LIME THE BEST quality oi Rhode lelaud Lime for white wag ing, at ROY’S DRUG STORE- AN A»«ortm»nt of TABLE GLASSWARE »1U b* found at v ROT’S DBUG STORE-