Tie Tlo&aOof»ty Agitator: , BT M. COBB. j3Kttia%sa^BSsiSs though they may receive their mail at poet-offices lo oted in counties immediaWyodJoinlng, tor oonvon • ‘“tbe Aoitatob |r th« Cykoial paper of Tioga C 0.,, and circulates in every neighborhood therein. Sub eoriptions being on the advance .pay'ay summit oircu lates nmonga class most t£ the la tercet of advertisers ia reach. Terms to as liberal as those of fered by any paper of oqo|l eirealatioa in Northern Pennsylvania. ' yS* A cross on the margin of a paper, denotes -that the subscription is agent to expire. jtoa* Papers trill be stuped When the sabaeription time expires, unless the.figenl orders their e'ontinn ■ anc'e. .}■' ■ ; JAS. LOWB®t* s. r. imsoif, A TTOBNEYS & cfUNSELLOES at LAW, will attend the- Cp|rrts of Tioga, Potter and McKean conn ties. -fWellsboro, Jan. 1,1883. J. MAIWi ft TTORNEY £ ecpufSELLOK AT LAW, Condersport.’Pa., ttill attend thpjteveral Courts -; n potter and MoKaa^; counties. All business en trusted to his care trill rficlivo prompt attention. He has the agency of large firaots of good settling land and will attend to the payment of taxes on any lands in sjtid counties. . , • X 803.» HOUSE, cqiHJSra, n. y. Mair. A. FIELD, 4 Proprietor. GUESTS taken, to : ahd from the Depot free of charge. t' ' [Jan..l, 1863.] PERnraTiKU HOUSE, -CORNER OF MAIN *r?ißT AND THE AVENUE, Pa. . W. BIQONT Gainee, TiolgaOottnty, Pa. H. C. VBBMILYE4...v Proprietor. THIS is a new hotel located within easy ac cess of the best fishing and hunting grounds in Northern Pennsylvania. No pains will bo spared for the aecominodation of fleasnre aethers and the trav elling public. t/ [Jan. I, 1863.] « WATCHES, CLOCKS AND m JEWELBI I Repaired at BULLARD'S A CO'S, STORE, by the subscriber, in the best manner; and at'os low prices os ib© same work cdn be dbso for, by any first rate prac tical workman in the State. Wollaboro, Jnly 15, r 18&3. weleSbobo hotel. B. B. HOLIDAY, '....Proprietor. THE Proprietor, having again taken possession of the above Hotel, w|lt spare so pains to insure the comfort of gnesteandtbe traveling public. At tentive waiters alwaysready* - 3srms reasonable. Weilsboro, Jan. 21,1863.-tfr A. „ * Watches, Cloclcs* Jewelry; &c., &c., REPAIRED AT OLj> PRICES. POST OFFICE “BUILDING, NO. 5, .UNION BLOCK. 0 Weilsboro, May 20i 18153. ■ E.' K. BLACK, BARBER & HAIR-DRESSER, SHOP OVER C. Li WILCOX'S STORE, NO. 4, UNION BLOCK. W-elkboro, Jane 24,1863. FLOUR AJfO PEED STOKE. WRIGHT & BAILEir HAYE ho 4 tWori'toiU thorongbly repaired and ore receiving’ fresh ground flour, feed, sn«al, «kc„ every day attheir store in town. Cosh paid for all klnda-of grain. ; . WEIGHT DAILEY. Weilsboro, April 29> 1863. . Wool Carding «md Cloth Dressing. THE subscriber i )forms his old customers and th? public gei Brail/ b *’ ia P r «P or€C * to card wool a'nd dress clo‘ h- it the old stand, the coming 'season, having Beeurid;fclj'e services of Mr. J. PEET, a competent and experienced workman, and also in tending to give his personal attention to the business, he will warrant all ifdrk done at bis shop. WoatrooB from the Tioga Valley. Office will be ■open at 7 A. M., and close at 7 P. M., giving parties passing over the, Tioga Rail Koad ample time to transact their business before the departure offthe Jtraln In the morning; and after its arrival in’" the evening. Q. President. Corning,-K. Y 4 Niy, 12,1862. HOMESTEAD. .A’NEW STOVE‘AND TIN SHOP HAS “**• just been opened iiPTioga, Fenna., where may %e toned a good assortment of Cooking, Parlor and our welcome journey northward was about egin. Snyder’s Bluff, our place of embar kation Was boon lost to view, and long before dark we were steaming up the Father of Wa ters. Arriving at Memphis at 12 M., the Bth, we were debarked for a few hoars in order to ghe our boat a cleaning. By 5 P. M., we were again on board and steaming up the river. At '0 A. M., on the 10th, we arrived at Cairo, after a tranquil and uninterrupted passage of nearly five days. Daring the passage we suffered much from beat, but we should have suffered much more bad we not been blessed with a cool breeze or clouded sky nearly-all the way. Af ter landing at Cairo we remained near-that city ■until 12 M., whenjwe were pnt on boardrt|ie care on the Illinois Central railroad. Morning fonnd us going at a brisk rate on the iron rail. At 3 P. M., on the lltb, we changed oars at Sandoval, 111., taking Ohio and Miss., railroad. Riding all that night and the following day we arrived at Cincinnati at 11 P. M. on the 12tb. After partaking of a soldier’s sapper at the sth St. Market bouse, our.regiment was marched totbe bankof the Ohio, where Wje crossed on the Feiryboat Kentucky Ao Covington, in the streets of which town weT lay the remain der of that night. Early nVlt morning we were marched to camp' in the suburbs of the town, .t ■Oar passage on the cars tbrongh Illinois ana Tadisna was both agreeable and instructive. It is Almost superfluous for ms to say, that the inhabitants, men, women, and children greeted ns with all manner of applause aa we phased, cheering end waving flags and handkerchiefs Cco'm nearly-every building. ■ .The’haying and harvesting season had evi dently passed. The numerous stacks of bay and graio'gsve ample testimony of the produc tiveness of the season. 'Core looked splendid, bat necessarily much more backward than that in Mississippi. Ripe peaches and water melons vara -offered for sale at every station. Apples wsra frequent ly thrown into the oars by the boys. While 3ehote9 to tfcf of the &trca of ifmhoiw aah the Spread of healths Bcform. WHILE THEBE SHALL BE A WRONG UNEIGHTED, AND UNTIL "MAN’S iNHftMANITT TO MAN” SHALL CEASE, AGITATION MUST CONTINUE. WELLSBORO, TIOGA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 23, 1863. stationed at Covington & continued stream of peddlers came pouring into ont camp from Cin cinnati and Covington; havingforsale all kinds of fruit and eatables generally. These ped dlers are principally females, of every age and description, and mostly foreigners, a large por tion of them being Italians, They appear to be carrying on a thriving business with the sol diers. A stroll through the streets of Cincin nati will soon convince one that it possesses all leading characteristics of a great city—vices as well as virtues. Business is constant and brisk. Severs] military hospitals have been es tablished in the oity. All who have been in these hospitals unite in stating that onr sick and wounded there have lavished upon them by the citizens all the care and luxuries which a thriving city can afford. Covington is a town of considerable business situated on the bank of the Ohio, directly opposite Cincinnati. 'Per ry boats are constantly plying across the river carrying passengers, &o. A bridge is being constructed which will greatly facilitate cross ing., We remained hear Covington until the 17 th, when we received orders to get on board the eats. By 2P. M., we wane going south ward on the Kentucky Central raifroad. Pass ing Paris at dusk, hardly datm found ns at Lexington. We made Nicfaolasville at about 8 A. M. Prom there we marched four miles and joined onr division there encamped. The weath er has been comfortably cool, with quite un comfortable nights to those who divested them selves of their blankets during our march in Mississippi. Daring the nights of the 29th and 30th ult., Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, lowa, Michigan, and Wisconsin, were visited with a severe frost, doing, in some parts, great dam age to the com and buckwheat crops. The oldest citizens affirm that it was the earliest frost yet known to them. In Kentucky it cdme at least six weeks earlier than usual. Haying and harvesting in this vicinity are of course passed, com is still standing. New potatoes are daily brought to our camp for sale at one dollar per bushel; batter sells at 25 ceita par pound; eggs at 25 cents per dozen. The two latter articles are hard to get at any price.— Loads of water melons, peaches, apples,- Sec., are daily in or about camp. The pike leading from Nicbolasville is constantly filled with Gov ernment baggage wagons,laden with provisions, forage, and ammunition for Burnside’s army, the main body of which is far into East Ten nessee. Burnside has undoubtedly ere this crossed the Tennessee river and out the Vir ginia and Tennessee railroad thereby cutting off the rebel retreat westward. With the co operation of Rosecrans we have reason to be lieve that East Tennessee so, long under the galling tyranny of Jeff. Davis, will, ere winter in, ub as free from rebels as is Kentucky. Droves of horses and mates driven, Vj daily pass our camp on the way to the army, j which with the wagons keeps the pike constant- 1 ly covered with a thick cloud of dust. “ Bir-1 ney” is giving this corps a season of rest, of j which we stand so much in need. While he with the new troops is pushing on into Tennoa-1 see, we remain here in Central Kentucky. On i the 27tb ult., our- brigade left this camp for Crab Orchard, 30 miles from this place, leaving 1 a large portion back, sick or unable to march, the greater part of whom have since so far re covered as to have been sent on to their regi ments. The general complaints are.fever and ague and biilious fevers. This camp is pleas antly situated situated 12 miles from Camp Nelson on the Kentucky river, and about 10 miles from Camp Dick Robinson. It is about broken np, and we may all expect to go to Crab Orchard in a few days. Being myself convalescent, I mast be excused if this letter is “ rather dry." Hoping to do better next time, 1 remain. Yours Respectfullly, Young America. ' Rich Scene on a Railroad Train. —An af fair worthy of notice occurred yesterday on the train between Baltimore and this city. A number of soldiers were on board the train,— Two of them wore blouses of a diffrent color from those worn by the rest. An old copper head on the train noticed this, and supposed them to be “ Southern brethren.” He ap proached them and entered into a conversation something like the following: Copperhead—“ You gentleman do not belong to this party of soldiers 7" Soldiers—“ No, sir.” Copperhead—" Do you belong to the South ern Confederacy V’ Soldiers—“ Yea, sir.” Copperhead—“ Have you any money 7” Soldiers—“ No, sir.” Copperhead—“ Have you no Confederate money 7” Soldiers—“ No, sir; we lost everything when captured by the Yankees.” Copperhead—(giving each of them a five dollar bill,) “It is a pity that gentleman en gaged in a good cause should be robbed of everything.”—After this generous act on the part of the oid man, he asked “What State in the Confederacy do you belong to 7” Soldiers—“ 7b the Stale of Mainel” Copperhead “ simmered down,” and left the train before it had fairly stopped at Hanover Junction. —Harrisburg Telegraph. -- “An Eve pob as Eve.” —A good story is told of a steamboat captain who stopped with bis boat at a wood yard, coming down the river and who thought to try the pretended loyalty of the owner of the yard by an offer of confederate money, of which the boat bad a good supply. “ Will you take Confederate money for your wood 7” shouted the captain, to the man on shore. “ Yee;" was the laconic reply. 1 The boat landed, was made fast and a stage thrown out, when it occurred to the captain to inquire about the rate he Was to pay “ What do you ask for wood now 7” said he. “ What kind of money did you say you would pay in 7” inquired the wood vender. “ Confederate,” said the captain., •“Weill want eoni for cord!" It is Said tb«M we JM*rly 30,000 blind p to pis infirsst Britain. Political- Alexander B. Stephens oa the Canae of. the Rebellion. To those who believe the oft-repeated asser tions of the Copperhead Presses and orators, that the abolitionists and Republicans brought on the war, we offer the following lengthy ex tract from a speech made hj Mr. Stephens, the present Vice-President of the so-called “ Con federacy," before the Convention which assem bled to consider the propriety of the Secession of Georgia. The argument is none the worse because/Mr. Stephens afterwords gave in his adhesion to the rebellion, aud accepted office under its auspices. Mr. Stephens said; “ This step once taken can never be recalled; and all the baneful and withering consequen ces that must follow (as they would see) will rest on the convention for ail coming time. When we end our posterity shall see our love ly South desolated by the demon of war, which this act of yours will inevitably invite and call forth; when our green fields of waving harvests shall he trodden down by the mur derous soldiery and fiery oar of war sweeping over oar laud; onr temples of justice laid in ashes ; ail the horrors and desolation ofwar upon us, who but this convention will beheld responsible for it? and who but him who shall have given hie vote for this unwise and ill timed measure, as I honestly think and believe, shall be held to strict account for this suicidal act by the present generation, and probably enrsed and execrated by posterity for all coif ing time for the wide and desolating ruin that will inevitably follow this act you now propose to perpetrate 7 Pause, I entreat you. and consider for a mo ment what reasons you oaa give that will sat isfy yourself in calmer moments—what rea sons you can give to your fellow-sufferers in the calamity that it will bring upon us. What reasons can yon give to the nations of the earth to justify it I They will be the calm and deliberate judges in the case; and to what cause or one overt act can you name or point on which to rest the plea of justification 7 What right has the North assailed? What interest of the Sooth has been invaded? What justice baa been denied ? and what claim founded in justice and right has been with held ? Can either of you to-day name one gov ernmental act of wrong deliberately and pur posely done by the Government of Washington of which the South has a right to complain ? J challenge the answer. “ While, on the other band, let me awow the facts, (and believe me, gentlemen, lam not here tbs .advocate, of the North, but lam here il>* ' kite Baaa j a» j lovtfV of South and her institutions, and’for this reason I speak thus plainly and faithfully for yours, mine and every other man’s interest, the words of truth and soberness] of which I wish yon to judge, and I will only state facts which are clear and undeniable, and which jiow stand as records authentic in the history of our country. When we of the South demanded the slave trade, or the importation of Africans for the cultivation of our lands, did they not yield the right (hr twenty years 7 “ When we asked a three-fifths representa tion in Congress for our slaves, was it not granted 7 When we osked and demanded the return of any fugitive from justice, or the re covery of those persons owing labor or alle giance, was it not incorporated in the Consti tution, and again ratified and strengthened in the Fugitive Slave law of 18507 But do you reply, that in many instances they have viola ted this compact, and have not been faithful to their engagements 7 As individnai 'and local communities, they have done so ; but not by the sanction of Government, for that baa al ways been true to Southern interests. Again, gentlemen, look at another fact. When' we have asked that -more territory should be ad ded, that we might spread the institution of slavery, have they not yielded to onr demands iu giving os Louisiana, Florida and Texas', out of which four States have been carved, and ample territory for four more to be added in due lime, if you, by this unwise and impolitic act, do not destroy this hope, and, perhaps, by it lose all, and have your last slave wrenched from yon by stern military rule, as South America and Mexico were, or by the vindictive decree of a universal emancipation which may reasonably be expected to follow. “ But,. again, gentlemen, what have we to gain by this proposed change of our relation to the General Government? We have always bad the control of , it, and can yet, if we remain in it, and ate united as we have been. We have had a majority of the Presidents chosen from the South, as well as tbs control and mag agemenl of those chosen from the North. «Ve bare bad sixty years of Southern Presidents to their twenty-four, thus controlling the Execu tive Department. So of the Judges of the Supreme Court—we have bad eighteen from the Sooth, and but eleven from the North ; al though nearly four-fifths of the judicial busi ness has arisen in the free States, yet a major ity of the Court has always been from the South. This we have required so as to guard against any interpretation of the Constitution unfavorable to ns. In like manner we have been equally watchful to guafd oar interests in the legislative branch, of Govement. “In choosing the presiding Presidents (pro. iem.) of the Senate, we have bad twenty-four to their eleven. Speakers of the House we have bad twenty-three, and they twelve. While the majority of the Representatives, from their greater population, have always been from the North, yet we. have so generally se cured the Speaker, because he, to a great ex tent, shapes and controls the legislation of the oouptry. Nor h»ve we had Jess control in every other department of the General Govern ment. Attorney Generals we have had four teen, while the North have hid but five. For eign ministers we have had eighty-six and they hut fifty-four. While three-fourths of the bus iness which demands diplomatic agents abroad is el early from thefree Slates, from thrir great er commercial ialsrset*. yet «e have bad the principal embassies, so ee to sefiuxe the world e ; markets for our cotton, tobacco and sugar, on the beat possible terms. , We have bad a vast majority of the higher officers of both army and navy, while a large proportion of the soldiers and sailors were drawn from the North. Eqdilly so of clerks, auditors and comptrollers filling the 1 Executive department, the record shows for the last fifty years that of three thousand thus employed, we have had more than two-thirds of | the. same, while we have but one-third of the white pop ulation of the republic. Again, look at anoth er item, and one, be assured, in which we have a great and vital interest; it is that of rev enue, or queans of supporting Government. From official documents we learn that a fraction of over three-fourths of this revenue collected for the support of Government has'uniformly been raised from the North.’ Pause now while you can, gentlemen, and contemplate carefully and candidly these important items. “ Leaving out of view, for the presept, the countless millions of dollars you must expend in war with the North; with tens of thousands of your song and brothers slain in battle, and offered up as sacrifices upon the alter of year ambition—and what for we ask again 7 Is it for the overthrow of the American Govern ment established by our common ancestry, ce mented end built up by their sweat and blood, and founded on the broad principles of right, justice and humanity 7 And, as such, I must declare here, as 1 hare often done before, and which baa been repeated by the greatest and wisest statesmen and patriots in this and other lands, that it is the best and freest Govern ment, the most equal in its rights, the most just in its decisions, the most lenient in its measures, and the most inspiring in its prin ciples to elevate the race of man, that the sun of Heaven ever shone upon. '• Now, for you to attempt to overthrow such a Government as this, under which we have lived for more than three-quarters of a century —in which we have gained our: wealth, out standing as a nation, our domestic safety while the elements of peril are around as, with peace and tranquility, accompanied with unbounded prosperity and rights unassailed, is the height of madness, folly aud wickedness, to which I can neither lend my sanction nor my vote." [From tb* lingers town (Md) Herald and Torch.] What the Maryland Unionists think of . Governor Curtin. The Union Convention of Pennsylvania as sembled at Pittsburg ou Wednesday last, and by a vote of ninety-eight to thirty-six renom inated Hon. Andrew G. Curtin for Governor. —Judge Woodward is his Democratic or Cop perhead opponent, and the contest between them bids fur to be a close one—close only, however, because the fifty or seventy thousand gUltllvto fxtrra llio Stato who nrfi engngod to fighting the battles of their country will not be permitted to vote. Could they have an on portunity of recording their ballots there would be little or no doubt about the' result, for aii Governor Curtin nobly stood by them at aft times and under all circumstances, it is but fair to presume that without distinction of par ty they would cheerfully and gratefully sustain him.. But we shall net believe that) even though be should be deprived of the soldier’s support, important and decisive of the election os it would be, be can be overcome by the numerous snake species of disloyalists opposed to him. Party prejudices may be aroused against him, and political maliqe may and doubtless will do its worst to encompass his defeat, but we shall not believe that the hearts of the people of Pennsylvania can be alienated from so.able and faithful a public , servant until the ballot boxes speak the damnable act of ingratitude in language which cannot be misunderstood. The adder stung the breast which warmed it into life, but blacker would be the ingratitude of the acne of the Key stone if they should strike down or turn their backs j upon Governor Cur tin, who has undoubtedly rendered them ines timable services in these perilous times. When the rebels inaugurated this terrible civil war, they fixed theirieyes and hearts upon the invasion .and despoliation of Pennsylvania. This was their settled purpose early in the war, and if Pennsylvania bad bean cursed with a weak or semi-loyal Executive, they would have rushed their desolating hordes across Mary land and into the Cumberland .Valley long be fore they did, and would'have remained until they had reduced it to a blank waste. But Governor Curtin watched them closely, eent troops by thousands and tens of thousands to the seat of war to keep the rebels employed at Some, and thus for two years, except lost fall when they failed to. get farther than the State line, prevented them from carrying out their policy of invading and ribbing Pennsylvania. And when at last they did come, but through no dereliction of duty on bis part, he promptly and fearlessly flung the battle-flag to the breeze, and after a herculean effort succeeded iu over coming the panic which the suddenness and appalling magnitude of the invasion had pro duced among the people if his Commonwealth. In response to his patriotic appeals they took, courage and rallied to the idsfenco of their homes and firesides. They rys.Jied to Harris burg twenty thousand strong'and prevented (be Capital from falling into! the Bands of the enemy, and when at lost- that enemy beat a hasty retreat across the Potomac, they were close upon his heels, and guarded the Potomac, the true lice of defence and protection, until the emergency was entirely over. '■ Few men wou*(d or iould have done for Penn sylvania what Governor Cuptin has In these trying times; and feeling as Marylanders, add citizens of the old county in Maryland which has materially suffered from the rebel invasion that onr psrils Were tidenlified with those, of our neighbors across the liije, and onr relief from those perils the same, we should be want ing in gratitude were we to i withold this poor meed of p raise from one who so richly deserves it. I -Beauregard objects to Greek fire—ho had better get need to it, for ibar be should be naught one of these days by a kind of fire that admits tS bo protests within its dominions. Raisa of Adrartlaiaf. Advertisements will be cberged $1 per tqeere of fo J Usu, one or three in**rtion«, «nd 25 cent* for every subsequent insertion. Advertisements of less then 10 line* considered as a square. The subjoined rates will be chmrgedfor Quarterly,Half-Yearly endYoerly advertisements: . 3mouths. Cassias. 12iiosrsg. X Square,- $3,00 $4,60 . $6,00 2 do 5,00... , 6,50 8,00 3 do 7,00 8,50 16,00 i Column, 8,00, 9,60 12,50 4 3o 15,00 20,00 25,00 I do. - 25,00 35,00 40,00 Advertisements not having the number of inner* tions desired marked upon them, sill be published. until ordered out and charged accordingly. Fosters, Handbills, Bill-Heads, Better-Heads, and'' all kinds of Jabbing done in country establishments, - executed neatly and promptly. Justices’, Constable’s and other BLANKS, constantly on band. INO. 5. Oov. Tod os the Becreaat Democracy. At (he i&menso outpouring at Springfield, Clarke county, Ohio, last week Governor Tod was one of the speakers. He made an admi- . rafale epeecb, showing op the causelessness of this rebellion, the undemocratic position of the Vallandigfaamgrs, and clearly his own course as Governor, in connection wittf arbitrary arrests. Among other things the Governor showed that DEMOCRATS KEVER OPPOSE A WAR. When was there a time when the great Hem* ocratio party was opposed to any war in which the country bad been involved. In the war of 1812 they said they would support it and the nest war also. In 1848 they said they would support the country in the Mexican war, and vote men and money in ample supply, as they would also do in the next war. But now that 1 the next war is upon ns, more dangerous than any war before, where are these men who call' themselves Democrats, end pretend that they are the lineal descendants of that slid party that was always true to the country in war right or wrong f They are working under the Vallandigham flag inscribed with “Peace on any terms I” On examination you will find all the solid old Democrats are right now—stand by the glorious old flag, and promising them selves for the next war also. [Applause.] The next war is to be with France in all probabil ity, Ton can trust to the Jacksonian Demo crat. The Administration has trusted them with almost the entire command of the army. AT CHARLESTON, IN 1860. Then, in 1860, vre went down toCharleston. I went down, as did also Mr. Spence; whom you know here as the most active of the Val landigbammers. It was a great way down to Charleston, and we bad considerable difficulty ' in getting there. 1 hope never to have occa sion to go to Charleston again. I never want anything to-do with that infernal city. One... little pinch of its ashes is oil I want of the - traitorous town. “[Great applause.] Mr. Yancey polite, insinuating and eloquent —dead now, God have mercy upon him—Mr. - Yancey said he wished to have it distinctly announced as the policy of the party that the Constitution shall protect slavery in the tetri* tories, and also the slaveholder in traveling through the free States attended by his Ser vants 1 He said that to the Ohio delegitioiv-, Mr. Spence among them. On behalf of that" 5 * 5 * delegation 1 ashed, . -* “ Whatrwill you do if we wont accede to it 1” “ We will secede," he replied. There was not one of . the Ohio delegates; not even excepting Mr. Spence, that did not rejoin: , “ Secede if yon dare." Then and there we manfully bid them defi ance. They did secede, and at that moment the rebellion began. Through all that strug gle Mr. Pugh was conspicuous and heroic in the Union party. No man was more unyield ing than George E. Pugh. He took op the challenge and bravely-burled it back into their teeth. And yet this is the man who is now second lieutenant to C. L. Val landigham! [Shame.] IT IS A DEMOCRATIC WAR. Thus, you perceive, it is our war and not the war of Mr. Lincoln. It is the Democratic party’s; war. Wo inaugurated if, and now Mr. Pugb turns bis back upon bis proud position at Charleston, and will not fulfflFTijs noble pledges to the Northern Democracy at that Convention—the pledge that ha would coerce them, should they secede! Bow the Relationship Rons. S THE Ui^IAGE. Married, some time about the year 1856, by his Satanic Majesty, King Beelsebub, Esq., Mr. Copperhead Democracy and Miaa Battle* snake Slavery, both of the United States. Slices of the Wedding Cake were sent to most of the Locofoco Editors, in consequence of which they have never ceased to puff the (above) Union. 1 THE FlksT BOSH. Born, in the Summer of 1856, Mr. Leeomp ton Border Ruffian, son of Mr. Copperhead Democracy. This unsightly child, born sis months «ft«r the above marriage, jafter a few months of sickly existence, died from Born, at Charleston, S. C., in the yeatTuf Grace, 1880, Mr. Secession Pro-Slavery Rebel lion, true eon of Mr. C. and Mrs. B. S. Democ-. racy. Dr. Jim Buchanan ooting oceoucier. This child, which “ looks so much like its daddy," is now going on three years ohL Its infancy was marked by so much precocity, that it is universally believed that it is " too smart to live." Ite back-bone was lately broken by the fail of Vicksburg, its face horribly, burned in the fire'sX Gettysburg, and one 1 of' its feet was amputated in Ohio. ,It has been a source of great trouble all its days. Its death, how ever, is now looked for so'oo. The " old man,” they say, is " raving mad’' through Aar that his dear son will die. The old lady is also in a " great packerand some other “ Friends” have got the “ sympathetic fits.” THE THIRD BORS. Boro, in Now York City, in Jaly,XB63, Mr- Patrick Biot, third ton of Mr. C. and Xn. K. S. Democracy. „ . . _ This monster baby came very neatly being still-born, but by the aid of Dr. Seymour and hit “ Frieada” it lived three daya. The fatal ity which, hat attended these children, ehbwa that no child of these parent* can ever lire.— And yet they survive long enough to cause great trouble ; and so long ae the old folks live, there is danger of " aa increase in the family .” .It it proposed, therefore, to behead the old .woman to prevent her from generating toy * [further trouble; and to “bang” the old man to keep him from marrying elsewhere. The second Tuesday of October is the day fixed fur _ this latter performance; and Gov. A. G. Cut- : --- tin has been appointed chief “ executioner.”— The “ death" sentence was pronounced os tbs old woman on (he fitetday of last January. The people will rejoice and cry Amen 1 at the extinction of the whole race.