Terms of PuWicafliW. DOitAB PER ASjW)^: :•• •* It irintdndcp, evcrj icWr"" tteterm for'whidi'A i}to ; paid shall nWyl, the figures in the pr Wlabelonthe Jjjirsa, ■> The paper wi! ; kin be stopped i 6» f r“ miUanee be red# Ur -BytM. «- » fir nfman can-be debt, to the ' nt '■ ■ ifl-i .. • „‘.,ob is the Official Papei' lhe County, ■* GIT «feadUy,lDcreasing c * wilirticm reach ‘ neighborhood in the Co f|y:.Tt is sent , to any subscriber wiKtt the countj most, convenient.Jto;office may be (xocedlog 5 inefc-. , .1 ..1 Business piKEdlpuY. r S Tii FCtS'TAIH; IhOTEL. DAVID HART, PEOPBIft sjn. ■ • . ,„ r .wned begs leave to'apn ' [See to , Ms old ; °”„d to dbc public generally, tSUS-be has-taken ls - the old stand- and fitteSSt np in good Z&^VSXSRStSA n'oUNEYS & eoUMBIfOBt ” u ,n4lhe'ConrWfT.o^.PoH m f,c!. [Whllsboro , Feb. 1,1853.Jj c . k. DAUTT, DEJt.fIST, OFFICE at his rest'.>Snce neat the Aeadeinv.. £ll pertaining to is line of business c(o ; ||promptiy and -EW 22 » 185 S-3 DICKINSON- 'H<|trSE cousin a’, x- *1 . A Field t , s|[ Proprietor. taken to aVd'ftom'he Depof |cc of charge. "XcThIHTTAHIB, Urnlromtihic PhjmrAan n V d §i-geon. - ELKLAKD, TIOGA CO., fENNA. g,H visit patients in all parts of tßfcCqunty, or re tire them for treatment at bis bouse, J)[Jnne ll,] " T ~ 3. EMERY,'? Attorney and.cocnseli.|» at*law \ Weil-born, Tioga Co., Pa. ,-®U devote las A erclusivelv to the practice of Hsfr. - Collections IS. i" »y »f K " thcrn CoV flVoJ^r tioia* * , 1 •—j -I - : pHWSIXVA X IA ■'tin'S E.. Cirmrw Muia'Eticet and the Aueiin; SWcllAjorp, Pa. J, BIUOSY, PXtOPRI fOB. ' Thi- popular Hotel, having been ' ; *Bttfd and ro moiled throughout, is now open tj Sie public as a jKt-clas! house. iit+'l - 1Z.4 VK WAIT©* iotfSE, ■ ■■ s:c. VEliint YEA, pr1 So pains will be-spired.for tbi.gicooniinodation (I pleasure seekers and the trat'elißjjtgtblic. April 12, iB6O. ' \m '■ - " «. C. C. CAMPB®LEj BERBER AND UAIR-dMeSSER. _ ' O HOP in-the rear of the PostOffieif Everything in n liis'lind will, bo dons ns well ajspromptly as it i u.bo done in thecity saloons. Pt ffiirations for re -1 wing .dandruff, and beautifyingjli hair, for .sale heap. Hair and Voaskera dyed an.v ,|oIOT. ’ Call and a,. K'dlsboro, Sept 22, 1869- SPHE CORNING JToiI|SNAE. George W. Pratt, Editor it: S . roprietor. TSpnWishcdnjt Corning,-Steuben i a., N.-Y;,-a( One I Pollsr and Fifty Cents per year jfiadvance. The Joarnai is Republican. in polities,r M& baa * cupuln liu mdiiag'JnM; every part of §;.*bon. County.-: loose dcsirojta of extending their A iimeSs into that «i the adjoining counties .will bnd.San excellent ad rutising medium.' Addrpss as ano af E, 7 WELIiSBOUO I WELLSBOROUGH/fila.. , ~I, S. FARR, ’ PJI'OPRIETOE. (Formerly of the United Hotel.) farin' leased gany, ic. 1 er icas leaving airy- urticlolor framlia race.vie uiem tut Jay /rained in anystyle.thcy , _Jo ana hung tor Aem. Specimens at , ■ . '’iiJt, -,™r>Tr - ; SBgTH:s;;ip.QK STORE. E. B. ■ VOCLD.lo.form the public thajjie is permanently, located in Elkland Boro, tf|sa Cfo. Pa., and is prepared by thirty yoara’ expcn«S|e to, treat all ms era of the eyes and their .gpper(l||ges °° E “ principles, and that he can 'c'dre.jSithout tad, that dreadful disease, called’ St. yitiliffiDance, (Chorea .Muc/i and will attend to djnsmess in theJine of Physic and Surgery. • • “ Elkland Boro, August 8> IB6o* rlour axd d store Jjl WXX.LSB^|jO. , ' t**;- ! The jnbsersfcer ■would the people onWllsboro and vicinity that be xiis opened a flour, &' UEEiil store one floor above Wright's , Flouf on .Slain St., 'here he will keep constantly on'find ns good an tvs. sorlment of FLOUR.-aud s , ? II *’ ~i «I itcpcrior quality, and free from ndnl loatwn, ehichJu: will sel.l to LusPermen and otheja .it wholeso’lo, than.any ot2Sgr establishment in lionhern ?emisyivunia, AJ■ d* EATOH. ifelhboro, I)eo. 19, 1860. pIURLE'STON.' TTI.OUTU weight's Blfi Hariog secured the best mitts in 1 f repared to do Custom Woi k-, Mer^' in fact everything that can 1 ■"ills, so as W give perfect •satisfy FLOUR, MEAL M AT WHOLESALE ,osi i»Uor store in Wcllsboro, or al ..‘he mill. Cash or exchanged for groin at thf Market "price. ( All goods cW/t erccJ free of cbfl Je*within thecorpo tation. WKl.liT & •B’AIIiE'X. IVellsboro, Feb. 13, 1861.; j '!§' . ' ' -Fashionable will’ve W? 'Shop, MAIN ST../W J ELl||?om \TISS ‘PAULINE SMITH VCSt juatpurchased liei AU. FALL ANU WINXE|| GOODS, _ 'CoosigUng ot Straws' -of Pattern Hats, bloomer Hats, Flowers,' WalwetjlplSs of all kinds, “i in fact ' . if.; ' ALL KINDS .-OF T|IM MINGS. .. solicits a call from the lidVaf «f Wellsboro an 4 feeling confident that ' ‘ BER.GO6DS WILL EEifINSPECTIONV rompafe favorably with thfja* of'any establish in the .conaty in regard' ta'Srice. ' "• AND rpSSING done in • ”P®nor manner, 1 k j _ , S|^T*^ at, the residence *T C. Williams, oppo* nw-o 8 ' Holei >ap-sUirs. . 2.1661. N EW WHEAT FLOUB, tlpljp and cheap, at ! I*S ' WEIGHT’S, voi.. via [The’f!j!lo?|iDg beautiful posm by, yfbittier.wßs.BBst to .ps'-by; a taember of tbe Inyin’qibloS' from. CampKorpopt, Va,y request, to, publish it,— Ed.A.u] .I . . , / . jT H (Y.;'(WIIiL ,BIE DpW^V, ■ * •’Wekfei not, ksbw not;'all bar way u la night Xfceealoue is day.. ■ a , troubled drift,. , Abov«| the storm our praypf we lift, ' * ’ Tby!willlbe done! * • : . T)?e flesh pay'fail, the heart may faint, Bat Ttyjo are we to make complaint. Or dale in times like tbese The neakneae of opr love, of ease? < 1 i Ihy will be doao! . [ TVe tdke With solemn thankfulness ) Onr warden up, nor ask it less, i And (fount it Joy that even we ! May suffer, serve, or wait for Thee, * < | Whose will be done ! Tbourh.djra as yet in tint and lino, We tilice Tby picture’s wise design, And feaWk Thee that our age supplies ’’ The dark relief of sacrifice* ;. | Thy will ,bo done i , . j And if, in our mxworthiness, . , Thy'|acrificial win© we press, j • If mini Thy ordeal’s heated bar.a ! bur flet are seamed with crimson eebrs, ’ I Thy will be . I * If, for the age to come, this hour . J Of fdbll bath vicarious power, I AndJblest by Thee, our present pain j . .. ' Ba liberty's eternal gain, ] | jCliy will be done! t Thop, the Master, we Thy.l^ys, The jinibem. of cbo destinies! Thp |trinbr of Thy loftier strain Our jaearts .shall breathe,the.old refrain, i Thy will bo dune! L.SOIV LAW, will vd McKean sibyl: One evening in December, in (he memorable' jear of 1' 72, in a cafe, in the Rue Montholon, seateS a mixed party discussing tlpe events of the present time, and..speculating on those of tho fiitfire. The greater part were, citizens,. while the lesser, from their costumes, appeared ■ to belong to the profession. The laugh', and gibe occasionally broke forth, hut their conversation was more that of seriousness \ than mir.h. Apart from the company, in a corner of the room, stood a young soldier, with his back against the wall and his arms folded upon hiS breast. He appeared to be com pletely bLried in thought, and regardless of I every object around him. His features were i beautifully modelled, inclining almost to femi nine' delicacy, and his hair of a rich glossy brown, fall in flowing ringlets down his back. His stature w(is that.of the middle size, with a person correctly formed altogether presenting, in form gnd feature, a study for' the artist or So silent, was hje that he had been completely fnrgotteh by His associates,, and it was onlyf whilst one of them in tossing off his glass of tin erdibaire, in prefacing it with the toast of t‘ Destruction to, ine Bourbons,” that be quickly raised hie held and casting his flash ingfevestowards the drinker, ejaculated in a short [quick tone —" Monsieur!” that his presence was remembered, and hailed with shouts of welcome. I “ Ah, Li 1 Monsieur Bonaparte; are you still there?” jeried'one of them;; “we thought you had gouts to keep the mice company in the garret.'’| , “ Or tq&he Oileon to take lessons from Talma when ido you appear, lieutenant? we bear that voulare. about to change the sword for the buskin. ’l • | . ’ The ybung man surveyed the speaker with a frown upon bis brow, arid a contemptuous cnrl of the lib. ! - , “ Ko Iffencc,” continued the speaker, seeing that tbelypung sojdier did . not receive his rib aldry injthe best" of tempers', “ But you and Talma he so constantly together, we thought you had some serious designs of becoming a ■fblloweriuf Melpomene.”*' “BatfL you are a child, Captain Benyer,. waste vour words upon fools, they are only fit for sucli society," said Bonaparte. “ilal ha!” shouted Berryer, "the little gentleinkn is angry.” “ An| most complimei anotherjof the party, “i be wasted upon fools, you( ous assemblage around rver." ' A loi|d laugh followed ;Tiis remark, and Bo aapartd rising took his suit at the table. A .deep gtoom was settled on his countenance, and beseemed, in no way disposed to join in the merriment, but politely uncovering, he begged) his companions n it to imagine that his re»ark(alluded at all to tiiem. 11 But, i added he, “lirctract not one word I have japplied to Bcrryel.” - jj i ' In a X anstant Berryer jwas on his feet, and the others followed his example—but Bona parte remained coolly seated, and filling out a glass ,01 wibe, as he look’.d a vole me of scorn at Berriyer, quaffed off tlje liquor and quietly replace*! the glass upon the table. “Yop shall answer this, Lieutenant,” cried BerryeK , , “ Wien, where, and how you please,” firmly and coolly answered Bonaparte. “ Here, at this vely moment, and on this very spot,” and drawing his sword, be stood waiting the assault of his Epemy. “ N<|t here! not herij!” shouted ft doren voicesi " This is "no p! ice to settle such an affair.’; i - - All places,” cried Bonaparte, are proper, “ TGe ichurch shotild afford no safer shelter •than tie field where jot r honor is to he vindi cated.! ■> • . I ” EionghU answercc Berryer. |“ Enough! pray do not prevent' me,” and break pig from them be drew his swbrd. ! A circle was in a moment formed, and the two cqmbatants stood face to face, cool and de termined. A profound (silence reigned in the room.jwhioh was only broken hy the sound of their as the comjjatants each sought for an advantage of assault; ' . ®lt is well known, that (Talma was 'the intimate friend M Bonaparte, on hisfirstcomingto Baris, and so poo A then was the young •soldier,' that he, refused not 'to accept of the kindness of the tragedian in procuring' for hit*, free,admission to the theatre, jThis was not forgot San by Bonaparte when he had 'aacendodlhe lodderlof fortune. MILLS.— ETSC. ' County, ore now isuit Work, | looks keenly I upon him—she jj i upwards and for some moments I oring aid front o spiritual power) uses on him—a! smile irradiates j -it now gives place to sorrow—! i hep eyes on the [face of the hero, i :ver him—Napoleon starts fromj -he TS'about tcf speak, but shoi! >er upon hen -lipi to command si-li spectre or reality that meets hist r antle falls from her shoulders,! 1 (gain stands before hiim s but listen,” sliie said, in a voices • tenderness. ‘‘The star of thyj £ morp in the aspendant. To-day ■W9 r '’ which moves softly that cv zephyr ruffles ’Tis'a female Napoleon—sh casts her eyes seems as rmpl —again she gi her'features— tears fall from ns she bends c his slumber— places her fin® lenco. IS it a gaze? Her n and the sibyl -t '* Speak not of melancholy! fortune is one* stall victory nwardithco the laurel.” > t 1 ‘‘Mysterious being, \t ho arc you and front! whence come ; On ?’ asked Napoleon. , Bhe spoke n. ‘j What symbol, does this betoken !” r “That the circle of thy glory is. shattered J” qxclaimed a voice behind him. . : He stancdr--his hand was on his sword, and he was on the eve of Calling to the sentinyl, the speaker arrested bis arm and com- , mended bim.lio be silent. j ’ Know you me not?” raid the speaker.j— ,l’Tis five years since, we met, on the plains ■Of Marengo— lithen placed in your grasp the ■ talisman of fortune,' but to-day it bath . depar ted from thee I’.V ,| „ c j , f “Not so,” exclaimed Napoleon, thrusting h‘» hand -into) his bosom, .“j’tisheteJ” Butjiis . pale countenance grew, criinspncd, end q.strohg .trembling , seized upon , bis , frame—he stood j aghast, gazing with vacant hoirur; upon the face of the speaker, whom he now recognized ns the, sibyl. ' ■" Speafe ; f ; not truth V’ cried she;. “ 'tis gone, vanished,- n&verto return. .; Thy.star may wax brilliant, and the .sun of fortune may seem to smile upon thee as brightly as ever, but a'storm is gathering in'the distance that shall burst up on and destroy’thee for feter?” ' '. , ■ ■ ■ . “ Whither has. it;gone 2” asked Napoleon,, faintly; y 1 To,the spirit hand that formed it—to the mansions of destiny,” she replied. '‘ Farewell! we shall meet again, hat theti tby snn shall be set anil the tempest shall be d’er' thee !’* She roshed from, his presence, and escaping from, the lent, was, challenged, by the sentinel, but on .perceiving it was a woman, and thatshe rea,dily gave the countersign, ho permitted her to pass safe and unmolested.! Napoleon could nntSjioak, he stood statue-like and speechless, and at length sunk beside the embers of bis watch lire in a.: t ite of oblivion, fropa which ha was only.aroused by the cnlrai.ee of the officer of the morning. j Nineiyears had passed away, and Josephine, Ids wjfei the promoter of hUifortun?.-, had been discarded, and another, a regal, bat not a bet ter. being,-talfen to his.arjpa., Battle after bat tle had. been fought, .kingdom after .kingdom had been conquered, and in the intoxication of success, the sibyl's prophecy diad totally es caped his memory. But reverse of fortune now fell upon his arms, and alone in the old and, princely palace,of Fnntainh(eau, in a solitary chamber, on the eveniug of the 11th of April, ISI4, we now beheld him, dVivcn to the very verge'of despair—at the mercy of those, a cap turcd.conquerer, to whom he had shown none, and with whom he had violated every principle, of honor,- . j lie, is seated at a small table, where before him lie’rations documents, one,Jot which he scans; with a keen and ..anxious eye; —ever and anon .ho. rises and walks.about ths apartment, muttering to himself, and striking his hand upuaHiis brow—hosuddenly p ruses—seizes the pen and isahout to apply' it to the document—' now fie casts it from him, and assumes an air of terrible determination—his hand now falls' unwittingly upon a pistol—he starts—be.grasps it—a, wild light flashes fiom his eye—he raises it—what, shall the hero of “ a hundred fields,"- how tiencath the reverses of'fortune? No? be dashes it from his grasp—he draws, his hand j across his eyes—tv.tear drops fiem beneath it,j and flinging himself into his chair,’his head’; falls upon his breast, and a deep smothered'- sigh hursts, from him.- ‘ ; : Slowly on its hinges hioves the door, amt with a step noiseless as death, enters a figure, in full white .flowing garments. A-thick veil conceals her features. She advances to the ta ble, and stands motionless before him. He'per eeives her 'n'ot‘’lil! she'd'c(?(dy and sidemnly pro nomVces the name of— 1 " Napoleon I” lie starts from his revery.'. Who dares thus ■eak.-in upon his lasi night of royalty ? The ami the fa.ee of the intruder,'and’j stands before him— ’fie'j veil the spirit of fid the hbj/lh_ i “ Sold I not we should meet again, sun should he set and the tempest should be o'er thee “ iVh 1 AusteiTrtz —I remr-mber the—the—” ITo would hare added more, hut surprise At her strange and sudden appe itance had appaled him,' and he looked-upon her'unable to speak.' “ Behold—the talisman of thy fate !” said she, as.she exhibited td bis sight the eagle Tshe hadjpv'osented to him on "the memorable visit at Marengo. -V ' “;Ah‘! giro it me!” be exclaimed, and he rose eagei'ly tj clutch 'it—but itwas but a Shad ow in lus grasp, vihiie the net was folloered by ji derisive laugh from the Sibyl. 1 “Fiend! tempter I 1 ’- be ejaculated ; “why come you here Cu mock nic‘?- Dost 'bob 100 rejoice with mine enemies at my downfall? -- ‘ “.Thv downfall is a fitting retribution for thy bloddy and boundless ambition. Think of the HiilEidhs ihou hast murdered-—of the hearts thou liast broken. The ourses of the childless, widliwless, and fatherless, are upon thee.- Think of thy and tremble 1 Oncffbinore I shall be with thet— but oirce mere ! remember” and she glided s«sjftly and noiselessly from his presence. , ' ’ ' ' Change we the scene. In the sea-girt cita del'in an apartment in Lnngwrod, dimly light ed, land surrounded hr his weeping household, Jayithe dying exile. His last moment was fast ! approaching, and reason had departed from her • seat. His breathing was low and heavy, and indistinct and incoherent words occasionally broke from his lips. A furious storm was ra ging without—vivid gleams of lightning, fol lowed by terrific chips' of thunder, shook tjie island to its foundation. It was a fitting hour for the departure of him, who with his engines ! of destruction and insatiate ambition, had sha- I ten the world to its basis. Painter and fainter I became his breathing: the death-rattle rung l frightfully iri his throat, and his sunken and ' glassy eyes wandered vacantly around. In-a moment, as if‘inspired by superhuman power," he suddenly raised himself from bis pillow, his eyas wandered vacantly around. In h moment, ; as if inspired by .superhuman power, he sud-1 deni 7 raised himself from bis pillow, his eyes, we'ye kindled with-unnatural 1 brilliancy,-and with his thin and emaciated hand pointing to the window of the apartment on which the beams of lightning w?re playing, exclaimed— “ There!” All eyes were turned toward it, and-the form of Uoaephine, well known to (he attendants, was beheld smiling upon the scene. (‘Come, .my Cid.”* it exclaimed; “’tis the . , . T Sihvl of thy life awaits thee.” - / James my son, take this letter to the post The os'le fell hark- upon his pillow hiseyes o gj ce an ,j paythepoStagfc on it. : ’ The boy re artuined again their glassy hue—a faint sigh t6rned highly elated and' said ; '.'‘'Father, I escaped from him, followed by Tt.convul- of,men putting letter in a little place, sice shudder of the frame, and the nest mo-. and w hen no one was looking, ialipped yours ment his spirit had departed. The prophecy' j n and bought a giugercake, with was fulfilled— “A barren rock his " i . , name that Josephine delighted to apply to him. Wages.— ‘.‘Whatare the wages here?” asked ~ ( _ , a Inbiter of a boy.. - i ■ . ; ' ''Jv!genileman employed an Irish serrat,* who| “Xdon't < ■ . jifed with him for many years. He told him j “What does your father.gat on Saturday One’day that a friend of his Wiia dead. His reply night I” . , .. . wfis’: “ tun dojj’i-say so, master, haTS ycm j';; 1 * Get !’ r said the hoy,, why, ho gets as tigai hid.a letter,from hiito? v ' ' ; ; j asfricka”' ‘ \ ; ‘' | Rates oi Advertising. AdvertisemA'ts will be charged $1 per square of 10 lines, one or three insertions, and 25 cents * or ever J subsequent Insertion. Advertisements of Ices than 10 lines considered os a square. The subjoined rates mil bo ©barged for Quarterly, Half-Year y and Yearly *<*• vertiictuents 3 MONTHS, 6 MONTHS. 12 MONXH« Sinure, - . - $3,00... $4,50. , ~v $6,00 2 do. "'i - • 5,00 50- ” 8,00 • 3 ,do. , . - 7,-DO: ' 8,50 . 10,00 i oolutun, - - 8,00 9,50 12,50 | do. 'T • 15,00 ■20,0 r ’' ‘~30;0»'”' Column, • - 26,00 . 35*00-- • ■ 14. The owner of a saw-mill in the country, hav ing a, bitter enmity against a neighboring far* marl laid ho less a plan of revenge than to get him arraigned as a thief, convicted,'hnd “sent ;to the penitentiary.- But .as the honesty of his neighbor afforded, him no fair grounds-of nccu, satjon, be resorted to the foul expedient of se cretly conveying some of his own property,up on the other's premises ; so that, it being found there, it might he priiof of his guilt.’ For thm purpose he took a thousand of hoards, having his own mark on, and at dead of night dumped tbetp intpitbe fieid near his neighbor’s house. But, the former did not happen to be .as fast asleep as his enrmy supposed. He heard a noise, or thought he heard one; and getting up pretty soon after to satisfy himself on the sub ject, 1 by the help t>f a lantern he found a load of boards, with his neigtthor's.mark thereon.— How they came there, flashed upon him at once. His course was promptly t; kerb Allow big his enemy just time to get' fairly home and- it to hid, so that the light of the In ruing pile might not be detected;-he set fire to the boards which heirg.wcll seasoned, were in a few minaha en tirely consumed.- Early in the morning, as the farmer In d an ticipated, the sawyer came whh a constable and search war ant, to look for his properly. '‘You are suspected,” said the officer, “of having taken a thousand of boards .from this man, and by virtue of this warrant I hold in my hand, I must search your premises.” “Very well/' 1 said the farmer, “you aro nt liberty to search as much as. you please. • But if you find the boards,-Z’iJ.engage to cat them for my breakfast." - 1 “'You’ll have something harder to digest thha that, I fancy," said the sawyer with a'sneer, ' lie then triumphantly led the- way to; where' he had dumped the boards, and where. he,oon- • fidently expected to find them, and Ip 1 there was outbKH; Irut a heap of ashes!. ,His disapr pointment, chagrin and mortification qiay be judged o'f. He sneaked away borne ; and'the secret of his foul plot getting wind in the neigh borhood,' the ghost fno«n the.ashes,of tho toad of boards never ceased to annoy him,;, until, ta king advantage" of the darkness of another, night, he packed and left the coun try, ; .... : j A PniptcH Story.—ln 1769, a gentleman was passing into at night over "Point Nouf, (Parts,)’ With lantern,- A'man caine up to btm -and sario 'joiv. ■ . •' •, • ev this .paper 1?. . a;;, tier-. Ho. hdld.up his lan torn’and reada^fullows-*, -Speak not a word when this vna’ve read, . Or in an inttahtyou'lVlie dead !■' ; Own apyujur money,-watch and Tinge),-. v - Wilq other valuable things— - -- ’’ 'T!fenV7arek, in silence 'ymidrpnrt, 1 - 1 - . Or 11, with knife, will,cleave your heart! ■ ‘ ifatbeing.a.nian of -much pjfcjo.tbe ted geptlemangaye watph.apd money and Ue.soon git's the alarm, and the highway-man was arrested. ' "“’What have you to any for in quired the magistrate before whom the robber 'waajjrthignedi . took tbovwatob unxi li “Whv not guilty V asked the roagretrala. • * ' ./: K i ■ * • ' • ' — -■ "Simply because I cap neiilrey .read nor write.’ I picked up that just -tit the moninnt I met thi? gentleman with the lantern.' I'hjnk iog.it might ha something valuable, I politely a?ked him to read it for me. He complied with mj request, and presently handed me.his watch and purse, andranoff. T supposed the 'paper to be of great vnbie to him,’ and 1 that 'he bad thus liberally rewarded me Tor .finding dt,. Ha ■gave roe no time to return thanks, which act of politeness I was ready to perform.” ~ The gentleman accepted the plraof the rob ber and withdrew his complaint.” . The - following smart but .shameful “ sell"’ was pot long,ego got off-through the paper? em anating from the "Huh of the FTiiiverse “ A great bargain.—To all who may .eqcloee $l, I will send, by mail,' post poid.a finely "cos engraved portrait of George Wushington, .the Father of his Country,.together with an elegant portrait, of Benjamin Franklin—either sepa rately a,t four shillings. Address H. C., Boston.’’ A gentleman noticing tp’e above advert's ment in a city paper, sent his dollar, am! ui • tain’ed in return a -three-Cent nnd'fl oncment. postage stamp, ornamented with “finely cut engraved!’ heads 1 - - A Reasoning Madman. —A gentleman named Gould, in the Utica Lunatic Asylum, talks '"Sty sensibly sometimes. One day an intelligent Eng lishman visited the Asylum and got into a co i versatiun with Gould. “ Pray,'what are you detained :here fur? - ' asked the Englishman. ... “ Merely fur a difference of opinion,” replied the lunatic. “ft was my opinion that every body was mad— in' tie contrary, everybody thought I was'mad; and ho they, brought mo here; the mpjo;ity must rul-, you know!'’ Powder and Balls.—Lcttancientor modern history be produced nndthey will not find a mors heroicdisiphiy th in the reply of Yankey Sh uington to the Br 11 -h commanders. The people were piling the balls which the enemy had when the foe applied to thpm; •• We,wact balls; will you selpthem?" • Yankee Storiingtori i replied’!-' / ’ ■ We'Wnnt powder; send hs powder,and we’ll return yonr bulls.’ : : . ■ . MALICE ' OUTVMTTEPV ;uilty of rohtiery, though I 11