Terms of Publication. tWI THE agitator. fce pa p erwin d . By t|jisarrangerae nt no,man, -■ ' _ ... ■ • -,- •; , , ■ _ ■ - ■ ■ ■- -- Killance b n debt to the printer. {“ if. : , Sehotra to tlje mxitmiott of, ttb.&xtu of jmc&om attb tbe Sjurcab of healths mefo By, with a largeevery neighborhood in the, ■' ~ •■ ■ > - - i -—. Beaching ° , ent free qf postage to any Post-office , Bounty. 11 ‘,y limits, and to those living within" WHILE THEBE SHALL BE A WBONG UNSIGHTED, AND UNTIL “man’s INHUMANITY TO Man” SHALL CEASE. AGITATION MOST CONTINUE. Klhin mo stconvenientp6stoffiee may ~ , L -„ , , . 5 lines, paper in. VOL. IV. WELLSBORO, TIOGA COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY MORNING. JULY 22, 1858. |uded,s4peryear; For th# Aptttor. ORNA'H'S DEATH. Far in a shady deli I grew. And the wild fawns ?ouud me played; A little brook went purling by Beneath the grateful shade. For lofty beeches all around Their mingling branches spread, And formed a pleasant canopy Far np above my head. The mossy bank on which I grew Was spangled o’er with flowers, Which breathed their perfumes on the air \ Through all the summer hours. Oh, it was sweet in that fair spot Where all alone I stood; My thorny arms a safe retreat For the wild bird’s nestling brood. A merry Jaogh came floating by, As once I dreaming stood ; An instant, and an Indian maid Came forth from out the wood. My flowery stalk quick caught the eye Of that fair forest child; The loveliest one that ever bloomed Far in the western wild. Her raven tresses backward thrown, Her eye with glance eo soft, Her voice, the wild bird’s merry lone— Warbling so sweet aloft, Her bow across her shoulders thrown, Her quiver in her hand, She roamed the forestall alone, Proudest of alt her land. And thus she stood—a wild.wood queen, And culled tny blossoms fair; A wreath she quickly formed of them And bound her flowing hair. A wild deer, scudding swiftly by, Tiie maiden turned to chase; A banter near had twanged his bow, The arrow missed its place. The deer sped onward, still unharmed, To seek a place of rest; The cruel arrow found its sheath !□ that lair maiden's breast. She sank, a stricken flower, to earth; Her cheek close by my stem. My blossoms lived but for an hour— Her life more short than .them. Thus closed the life of Ornah, meek— That gentle forest maid; The red men look me too with her. And placed me where she laid. SWEET BRIER, For the Agitator. Leaves by the Wayside, BV AGNES. ‘ilnsli my child lie still and slumber, Duly angels guard tby bed," So sang Maud Varnum, as weary and pale she walked the floor with ihe baby. “There darling, what does ail you 1" Still baby cried and kicked, and refused to be comforted upon any terms. “I think baby must be sick. I believe 1 wilt send for the doctor. Hush-a-bye, dar ling.” Either baby had a foresight of the bleach ifying, as well as ihe vivifying effects of pow ders and blisters, or was satisfied that the Elorm of its own gelling up had raged suffi ciently, il slopped crying, and opening ils eyes in wonder, watched a humble-bee in its frantic attempts to escape to the fields through the window glass. The young mother sank into a chair, exhausted in mind and body. Edward, 1 am so weary ; baby has been such a naughty boy !” exclaimed Maud as her husband entered the room. “Are you ?” coldly responded the husband, vtho had just returned from a ride. With what pleasure had Maud two hours before watched her husband gather the reins in his Lands, and with the new harness and new carnage flashing in the sunlight, pass rapidly from her sight; the pure, fresh air sweeping his locks from his brow and sending the blood dancing with renewed life through his veins. These words “are you ?” were simple in themselves, hut the cold tone in which they »ere ul'ered jarred strangely upon the heart ofthewife. ’Twas but a trifle; yet the ef on of a gentle word and kind smile would have been but a trifle to him, but a gleam of sunshine which alone could gladden her breast. The baby now lay in sweet sleep. As ■ land looked upon ils holy beauty in repose, the tears came 10 her eyes and she breathed a ervan ' prayer to heaven. But as the baby ''as la ' d on ns bed the angel left the heart of e mother, and with a cold, haughty air she ‘f .pf.o 10 arrange the tea-table, and then called, Ed, come to your supper I” Witli a lazy husband made his appearance, and 01 proceeded to eat in silence. Neither mug't of quarreling in so many words, but sal ™'' n g around their own table which don! ■ Ve l)een made a happy reunion of urn | b lC . corn P an '°nship, proved the cold, O n"T S ""S Sphering together, which 100 „u lms 'he brightness of domestic life. W m ° W c r onr ° unde dly ill-natured a woman 'he a *' er s b e is married!” soliloquised “dovviii * l6 P ut k ' 3 at on or a musi j OWn ' n 'he pleasant moonlight. “I mall. Jif a new dress i I guess that will As h hmgS risht! ” ’ Maud i„ 6 j' sa PP eaf ed around the corner, bena n , n rDea aiva y from watching him and “1 «i-h e p^ er ' ence a feeling of loneliness, eight'r?* ard had stayed at home to erfloating r '" Came Ihe words “Cher molh cljJ r. ”, rom 'he old homestead—the dear * W^ere ske h ad stood one eve of JV h J h°me my daughter, the Eden and i and 5 s . oul 5 'hen the angel of Dess loreve° V ” W 1" k ‘ nt * our h row with glad •reath nf aud ,“my brow wears ho CoD ’‘I d oeve r y vl h°‘ n ' glU! , Why is ''®oJ— •o'! Jsn'i a ,' n £ *° make my home nleas c“PWd a we ,| we | l ke P'. aD <3 my Sicil as ltd “ ,! * Bn 1 ‘he rest of my 11 ’ Then J BB sk ' l^u l hands can make 011 my husK ßn e i. nol , lhe B h' rt buttons always 8 shirts? and the old coats, the plague of >tt woman’s life, always well mended ? Then don’t 1 always “stay at home just as bis mother used to ll And don’t* 1 ! always take, care of my own baby, and do the Washing, baking and churning, besides looking after the field hands, just as that iden tical ‘mother used to V ' Then don’t he come home with a face as sour as a vinegar cruet, and grumble because ‘our baby’ makes ‘such a racket 1” Then don’t he remember all o( a sudden what Solomon says about ‘sparing the rod and spoiling the child,’ and when a perfect babel of sound fills the house, walk off as coolly as if nothing had happened ? Then when his Wife asks him what is going on in the business world, does’nt be reply, “Nothing!” although Cotigress has just start ed a perfect stampede, and some of its fat members are groaning about for their wigs in the struggle for freedom? Doesn’t he call for beef when his wife cooks mul'on, and for motion when she cooks beef? And when the dinner is finished, doesn’t he inquire in tones of thunder where his hat aod his boots are? and when asked where he left them? declare that be don’t know, but wonders that she doesn’t, ‘seeing he got her to wait on him V Then, when he sees the tears upon the cheeks of his wife, doesn’t he call her ‘a fool,’ and wonder what she is crying about ?” “Whip-poor-will! Whip-poor-will!” came floating from the distant woods. Oh! how those notes of the night-warbler thrilled her being! How far back in life they carried her I A dark-eyed man held her in his arms, and as she bounded away from him into the grass after the fire-flies and he had again res cued her, and her cheek lay against his own, he said, “My little daughter, the bird should say, “whip-poor-Maud” for going into the wet grass! “And now that father is dreaming, Where little Sowers are gleaming, And the tall green grassJs streaming O’er the gone—forever gone. As these memories swept across the soul of Maud like the whisperings of angels, her spirit turned by a sudden wrench from all the biller thoughts that haunted it one short hour before, and stood before her with a new pict ure ; and yet il was not new. She sees her self a bride, and feels all of that new born happiness and pride in the consciousness that a loftier intellect than her own, bows to her love and winds around her being ils worship, while she, like a vine, clings to him and floods his pathway with the sunlight of her smiles. Then, how bright their home!— Garth knew no fairer! How careful was each in every lone of voice, in every glance of the eye, and in every little home attention, to make each other happy. But a change has come over their Gden. And as Maud presses her hand more tightly to her brow, she sees the trail of the serpent over the flowers of their early love, in the form of hastily spoken words in moments of trial and weariness; a neglect of bright looks, and those little winning attentions which Ihe lov. er is sure to pay to the maiden who is chosen as his companion in (be walks of life. Then she sees, as years have come and gone with their joys and sorrows, hopes and disappointments, how steadily and patiently he has battled with life to secure to herself and little ones, a home—tho’ humble it may be; and when he has returned wearied in body and mind, to iheone green spot in life, where dwells his treasures for whom the dust of hard toil rests upon his garments, has she met him with that devotion and given to him those winning attentions which made the first years of their married life so happy ? “Whip-poor-will! “Whip-poor-will!’’ a gain floats upon the night air, as the flowers sparkle in the grass with a coronet of dia monds which the night queen has given them. “Maud, how much dearer is the wife than the bride I” exclaims a low voice at her side, as she (urns to meet a pair of glad, beaming eyes resting upou her. “And how much happier is the wife to night than she was last year this time ! For, dear Edward, I was then in some danger, like too many of our sex in this age of pro gress, of believing that man is a tyrant, and woman a down-trodden, ill-used slave. But by a little sober reflection, I saw if there was any slavery, it was generally woven about the souls of one or the other by the strength of their own wills and evil passions. If every man and woman would but remember daily, that life is but a short journey and endeavor to make it a bright one by measuring with our Savior’s golden rule every action, how brightly would the lights beam from domestic altars, instead of the thick, black clouds which too often come between husband and wife, until they are almost lost to each other. When Death some day throws ils pall over one or the other, and then, as the haunting memories of neglect even in the little courte sies of life, come with a sweeping bitterness through the chambers of our souls, how we shall mourn ! ave how bitterly ! Lawrenceville, Pa. “Thy Kingdom CopiE.” —At Damascus, at one gate of the Great Mosque, is a spacious ancient doorway. Over the door is a cross, with the following verse in good Greek let ters : ‘•Thy kingdom, 0 Christ, is an everlasting kingdom, and thy dominion enduretb through out all generations.” In the very heart of a city, wholly given up to Mohammedanism, there is thus a testi mony, and has been for twelve hundred years, ever since the Mohammedans seized the city, ay, over the portal of a mosque withm which no foot of a Christian dare enter. Snooks says, the prettiest sewing Ma chine he ever saw was about seventeen years old, with gaiter boots. The Stolen Knife. Many years ago, when a, boy of seven or eight years, there was one thing which 1 longed for more than anything else, and which I imagined would make me supremejy happy. Itwasa jack-knife. Then I would not be obliged to borrow father’s every time I wished to cut a string or a stick, but could whittle whenever I chose, and as much as I pleased. Dreams of kites, bows and arrows, boats, &c., all manufactured with the aid of that shining blade, haunted me by day and night. It was a beautiful morning in June, that ray father called me, and gave me leave, if I wished, to go with him to the store. I was delighted, and taking his hand we started. The birds sang sweetly on every bush, and everything looked so gay and beautiful, that my heart fairly leaped for joy. After our arrival at the village, and while my father was occupied in purchasing some articles in a remote part of the store, my attention was drawn to a man who was asking the price of various jack-knives- which lay on the coun ter. As this was a very interesting subject to me, I approached, intending only to look at them. I picked one up, opened it, exam ined it, tried the springs, fell the edge of the blades with my thumb, and thought I could never cease admiring their polished surface. Oh ! if it were only mine, thought I, how happy I should be I Just at this moment, happening to look up, I saw that the mer chant had gone to change a bill for his cus tomer, and no one was observing me. For fear that I might be templed to do wrong, I started to replace the knife on the counter, but an evil spirit whispered, “Put it >n your pocket; quick !’* Without stopping to think of the crime or its consequences, I hurriedly slipped it into my pocket, and as I did so, fell a blush of shame burning on my cheek ; but the store was rather dark, and no one noticed it nor did the merchant miss the knife. We soon started for home, my father giv ing me a parcel to carry. As we walked along, my thoughts continually rested on 'he knife, and I kept my hand in my pocket all the lime, from a sort of guilty fear that it might be seen. This, together with carrying the bundle in my other hand made it difficult for me to keep pace with my father. He noticed it, and gave me a lecture about walk ing with my hands in my pockets. Ah ! how different were my thoughts then, from what they were when passing the same scenes a few hours before. The song of the birds seemed joyous no longer, but sad and sorrowful, as if chiding me for ray wicked act. I could not 100k 1 my father in the face, for i had been heedless of his precepts, bro ken one of God’s commandments, and be come a thief. As these thoughts passed through my mind, I conld hardly help cry ing, but congealed my feelings, and tried to think of the gbpd times I would have with my knife. I could hardly say anything on my way home, and my father thinking I was either tired or sick, kindly took my burden, and spoke soothingly to me,-his guilty son. No sooner did we reach home, than 1 re treated to a safe place, behind the house, to try the stolen knife. I had picked up a stick, and was whittling it, perfectly delighted with the sharp blade, which glided through the wood almost of itself, when suddenly I heatd the deep, subdued voice of my father, calling me by name, and on looking up, saw him at the window directly over my head, gazing down very sorrowfully at me. The stick dropped from my hand, and with the knife clasped in the other, I proceeded into the house. I saw, by his looks, that my father had divined all. I found him silling in his arm chair, looking very pale. I walked di rectly to his side, and in a low, calm voice, he asked me where I got the knife. His gentle manner and kind lone went to my heart, and I burst into tears. As soon as my voice would allow me, I made a full confes sion. He did not flog me, as some fathers would have done, bufreprimanded me in such a manner, that, while I felt truly penitent for the deed, I loved him more than ever, and promised never, nevbr to do the like again. In my father’s company, I then returned to the store, and on my knees, begged the mer chant’s pardon, and promised never again to lake what was not my own. My father is long since dead; and never do 1 think of my first theft, without blessing the memory of him whose kind teachings and gentle corrections have made it, thus far in my life, and forever , my last.— Moore's Rural New Yorker. Delicate Questioning. —ln one of the larger country towns of Massachusetts, a few weeks since, a young gallant invited some of his lady friends to go with him on the Sab bath to a small gathering of worshipers of the Episcopal persuasion, and while standing in the entry with one of his friends, one of the “pillars of the Church” came along, and wanted to know if they were the couple that were going to have a child baptized 1 This was 100 much for human nature, and the young spark left the church, and went into a Catholic chapel near by, where no better fate awaited him ; for be had scarcely arrived, when an official stepped up and asked him if he was the young man that was going to be married 1 These questions would certainly indicate an extraordinary amount of “interesting” business on hand at the churches alluded to. —Salem Gazette. Affections like the conscience are rather to be led than driven ; and it is to be feared they that marry where they do not love, will love where they do not marry,— Fuller. The Assassinator’s Bombs. Thee bombs or. hand-grenades made use of by the conspirators of the Rue Lepellelier were of the most perfect and deslruclive'char acterever invented. They are very many times more powerful than those made use of in the Crimea, Which at the lime were claim ed to be the most powerful in existence. One of the bombs found on the ground in front of the Grand Opera, and near it a revolver, and one was found as already mentioned, on the person of Pierri. These have been examin ed by two of the best armorers of Paris, and by several army officers. From the report of these gentlemen I am enabled to give a correct , description of'these terrible engines of destruction. They: are entirely new in their model.— They are made of turned steel, and filled with aqiowder that had not yet been tested at the time of making the report, but which is supposed to be fulminating mercury, the most powerful of all explosive materials. To form an idea of these projectiles, imagine a cylin der four and a quarter inches long by two and a fourth in diameter, and terminated at each of its extremities by a spherical cap or calotte. One of these calottes is armed with twemy-five chimneys, disposed divergently, adjusted with a screw, and covered each one with a fluted percussion cap, similar to those in ordinary use for guns and pistols. The shock of these caps against the pavement conveys the fire to the interior ol the bomb. The cylinder, for some reason uol very clear, was covered with a light envelope resembling bronze. In examining the calotte which covered the other extremity of the bomb, it was found that the envelope was formed of two parts, and that at about an inch from its extremity, a part of the cylinder could be removed, which acts by friction on the fitst. There>Js no doubt that the inventors of this terrible machine wished to avoid, in filling it, the di rect screwing of the two parts one on the other, and the horrible explosion which might result therefrom. So that, in all probability, the part of the cylinder filled with the fulmi nating powder is closed by means of a cover placed simply in a groove. The outside cap is then adjusted on this cover, and recovers it, while a strong steel screw, the head of which is two-thirds of an inch in diameter, appears on the outside, presses on this last covet, and closes tfle bomb hermetically. An examination* of pieces of the bursled bombs shows that in the pan where the chim neys were placed, the cylinder had a thick ness of three-fourths of an inch. It is prob able that the upper pan on the contrary, is very much thinner. This, indeed, would be necessary in order that the part which con tains the chimneys and percussion caps, by , being heaviest, should strike the pavement first, and thus determine the explosion. The fearful effects produced by these bombs exclude the idea that their interior is filled with ordinary powder. The explosive matter is almost certainly fulminate de mer cure, a substance of which the projectile force is at least fifty limes more powerful than or dinary powder. It is this substance that is used to charge percussion caps, and its terri ble power may be judged when ,we say that a pound of it suffices to charge twenty-thou sand infantry caps. It is probable that the effects of these bombs would have been more disastrous if there had been a larger proportion of metal to the powder, for a very considerable portion of each bomb was blown into fine atoms like grains of sand. One girl, who had two or three tolerably severe . wounds, received in her dress more than a hundred fine particles that had not force enough to penetrate the skin. The side of the Emperor’s carriage has twenty-three holes and abrasions from the bomb that burst at the side, on the under sur face of the marquise, on the front of the theatre, and on the houses opposite, you may count five hundred holes and abrasions. In a large pane of glass in the cafe Rossini, a considerable distance from the point of ex plosion, a small fragment has passed through, leaving a round and clean orifice which is just large enough to admit a finger. The public were evidently wrong in sup posing that the bombs were charged with balls and nails. The noise from the explosion was perfectly terrific, in view of the size of the bombs, and there is every reason to believe that the amount of metal was badly propor tioned to the enormous explosive force of the interior. The Top of Sinai. —The extreme diffi culty, and even danger of the ascent was well rewarded by the prospect that now opened before us. The whole plain er-Rahah lay spread out beneath our feel, with the ad jacent Wadys and mountains; while Wady esh-Sheikh on the right, and the recess on the left, both connected with, and opening broadly from er-Rahah, presented an area whien serves nearly to double that of the plain. Our conviction was strengthened, that here, or on some of the adjacent clifis, was the spot where the Lord “descended in fire,” and proclaimed the law. Here lay the plain where the whole congregation might be as sembled ; here was the mount that could be approached and touched, if not forbidden ; and here the mountain brow, where alone the lightnings and the thick cloud would be visi ble, and the thunders and the voice of the trump be heard, when the Lord “came down in the sight of all the people upon Mount Si nai.” We gave ourselves up to the impres sion of the awful scene, and read, with a feel ing that will never be forgotten, the sublime account of the transaction and the command ments there promulgated, in the original words as recorded by the great Hebrew leg islator, TEACHER’S COLUMN. Mb. Editor; A-'report, assailing our honor, as teachers, has obtained currency ; which with your permission I will {correct through the medium, of your paper. It is said, that the closing exercises of pur late County Institute consisted in our having a dance! We dancing I Did you ever I We are proud to say that we did!' not, do not, and will not dance. I We are teachers, and as such we Consider this practice entirely incompatible with the high responsible duties which our. profession imposes upon us. j We are conscious of the magnitude of our noble calling, and are fully aware {that to perform’effictently its sacred we must elevate the tendencies of our own!mind and character, an end, which this “lifp destroy-, ing,” “time stealing" “soul killing {amuse ment” must ever lend to defeat. Akgie. Lawrenceville. Pa. '[ Mr. Editor: lam informed that a col umn of your paper is open for communica tions from teachers, and J conclude our subjects may consist of anything pertaining to our profession. Am 1 right 1* IP so, the following questions are admissible.! How should this difficulty be settled ? A Ijttle boy five years old comes in crying. Teacher.—What is the matter Eddie 1 Eddie. —Joe Jones (13 years old)‘jhas the new buckles off roy suspenders and he wont give ’em up. f Teacher. —How is this, Joseph ? . Joseph. —Why he kept coaxing me, and at last I did it to please him. lj Teacher.—Well, now you must trade right back again. ' ’ i Eddie.—(crying) I’ve broke besides they wasn’t worth nothin’ and he’s!| got (o' give mine up. ![ Joseph.—l’ll give his up when lib gives mine up. | Case 2d. —Contrary to a legislative act passed in our school on the “gum question’’ little Henry accidentally exposed [a quid which he had in his mouth, “henry is chewing gum I’’ “Oh no, I aim, I didn’t think of such a thing. 1 only put it in my mouth to take care of it till noon.” | Question. —Shall Henry be acqutted on said testimony or shall he be “pul ( trough” to the full extent of the lawjfr- [ Some teachers, while answering these questions, will please give us in addition, the best manner of exciting interest jo small leading classes. jj A, ' - i. (I - *Yes. We do not expect teachers|jo write about the same things. Give us a fair vari ety.— Ed. Agitator. i f A Word to Young Teachers. Repealed observation has proved j iconclu sively, that 100 much ardor is a hommon fault with young leachers, more particularly, perhaps with lady teachers. The; young lady has looked forward through mani'years, to the era when she may be preparedito take charge of a school. The happy time has come, and her dearest wish is to be la good teacher, —to gain a high place. She engages in her duties eagerly—laying many fine plans, without even dreaming that she may, not with resolution make them effectual ■— IShe must be a first-class jess will satisfy her ambiiion, and ioiher in nocence, she deems that all is pendingj on her “first school what will decide her [reputa tion. So she commences, ardent and hopeful, and if the improvement of her pup js were proportionate to her ardor, in one shdrl term they would pass almost from the alphabet to fluxions, or through what it has taken her many years to acquire. But very soon ardor becomes impatience because her scholars do not learn. She is anxious to see their im provement from day In day, and as s ( he can not, she tires of her employment, andj perhaps abandons it after one or two terms,Jthough she may have possessed all the elements of a good teacher save patience and iperseve ranee. Now to such teachers we would say —Let your ardor be well tempered Iwith pa tience, and perseverance be united jyviih en ergy, remembering that it is steady, perse vering effort that will ensure success.! Look for the improvement of your pupils back through weeks, in some instances ’ through months of lime, if you would have impercep tible. The All-wise has so ordered that edu cation enters the mind slowly, veryl slowly it seems to our short-sighted vision but it is good th&l it should be thus. And off! leach patiently, constantly, and the reuthtd will certainly come. The improvement !will be evident after many days. r Learn a lesson from the rain of heaven. The soil of the earth is dry and parched, but the sun’s rays are now Absorbed, and the darkening clouds promise rain. But comes it down violently—at oncel Oh, nd. The shrouding mist first comes, then very small drops, so finely and gently that you can scarcely see that the dusty sniltis evdn dam-' pened; but look again after some hours— the surface is so thoroughly impregnated with moisture, that it will absorb large quantities of water—the heavy rains fall. So with the youthful mind. After much gently falling instruction it is prepared for deep draughts of knowledge. Let your leading motive be, then, a sincere desire to benefit your schools. Seek for them the gentlest, plainest, pleasantest path way up the rugged hill ; and be assurpd your reputation will not suffer in consequence.— And be not discouraged though you may repeat the same to a school for forty-nine times ; at the fiftieth hearing it may be in delibly impressed. Will you then, have la bored in vaiq ? / • Advertisements will be charged 81 per square of fourteen lines, for one, or three insertions, and 25 cents lor every subsequent insertion. All advertise ments of less than fourteen lines considered as a square. The following rates aflll be charged ibr Quarterly, Half-Yearly and Yearly advertising:— Square,(l4lines,) . 82 50 $4 50 86 OO SSqpares,- ... . 400 600 800 i column 10 00 15 00 20 00 column 18 00 30 00 40 OO trm. All advertisements not having the number of In sertions marked npon them, will be kept in Until or dered onl, and charged accordingly. Fosters, Handbills, Bill,and Letter Heads,and all kinds of Jobbing done in country establishments executed neatly and promptly. Justices!,' Consla * bles’and other BLANKS, constantly oh. hand and printed to order. • NO.; LI. Trim well your lamp of patience from day to day, and, by its true and constant light, you may effect a world of good, and win a desirable place in many hearts. Do good for own sake—so that ihou have a belter praise, and reap a riches harvest of reward. —Elmira Gazette. For the,Agitator. Blary Etaloney’a Idea of a Lover. “Whnt are you singing for?” said I to Mary Malortey. ‘‘Oh, I don’t know, ma’am, without it’s be cause my heart feels happy.” “Happy, are you, Mary Maloney. Let me see ; you don’t own a fool of land in the world.” “Fool of land kit?” she cried, with a hearly Irish laugh. “Oh, what a hand ye be afier joking ; why, I haven’t a penny, let alone the land.” “Your mother is dead ?” “God rest yer soul, yes,” replied Mary Maloney, with a touch of genuine pathos, “may the angels make her bed in heaven.” “Your 'brother is still a hard case, I sup. pose ?” “Ah, you may well say that. It’s nothing but drink, drink, drink, and beating bis poor wife, that, he is, the creature.” “You have to pay your little sister’s board ?” “Sure the bit of a creature, and she’s a good little girl, is Hinny, willing to do what ever I axes her. 1 don,’t grudge the money what goes for that.” “You haven’t many fashionable dresses, either, Mary Maloney I” “Fashionable, is it ? O, yes, I put a piece of whalebone in my skirt, and me calico gown looks as big as the great ladies. But then ye sas true, I hasn’t but two gowns to me back, two shoes to me feet, and one bonnet to me head, barring the old hood ye gave me.” “You haven’t any lover, Mary Maloney ?” “O, be off wid ye—ketch Mary Maloney celling a lover these days when the hard times is come. No, no, thank Heaven, I ain’t got that to trouble me yet, nor don’t want it.” “What on earth, then, have you got to make you happy T A drunken brother, a poor helpless sister, no father, no mother, no lover; why, where do you gel all your hap piness from?” “The Lord be praised, miss, it growed up in me. Give me'a bit of sunshine, a clean flure, plenty of work, and a sup at the right lime, and I’m made. That makes me laugh and sing, and then if deep trouble comes, why, God helpin’ me, I’ll try to keep my heart up. Sure it would he a sad thing if Patrick McGrue should lake it into his head to come and ax me, but the Lord willin’ I’d try to bear up under it.” The last speech upset my gravity. The idea of looking upon a lover as an affliction was so droll. But she was evidently sincere, having before her the example of her sister’s husband and her drunken brother. Piuuant Anecdotes. — A spice merchant of Conslantinople, carrying a piece of fine clolh 10 a tailor, desired lo have a cloak made of it, and inquired if there was enough. The artist having measured the stuff, declared it -sufficient, and then requested lo know the cost of it. “Five sequins,” replied the customer, “was the price ; and, considering the quality, that is not at all dear. The tailor paused a moment, “I am but a beginner in the trade,” saidite to the spice dealer, at length, “and money is an object to me. Give me two sequins and I will show you how you may save three in this affair.” “I agree, said the other, and the money was produced and paio. “It is well said the man of the needle. ‘‘l am a person of my word. This clolh has cost five sequins, and I have promised to save you three. Take it lo some other tailor, and Allah duect you to one of more experience— for I have never made such a dress as you wan', and if I attempt it, it will be spoiled.” ' This reminds us of an anecdote related of Sheridan, who went to a hair dresser lo or der a wig. On being the barber who was a liberal soul, invited the orator, to take,some refreshments in an inner room.— Here he showed so much genuine hospitality that Sheridan’s heart was touched. When they rose from the table and were about sep arating, the latter, looking the barber full in the face, said: “On reflection, I don’t intend that you shall make my wig.” Asionished, and with a blank visage, Ihe other exclaimed— J “Good Heaven! Mr. Sheridan, how can I have displeased you 1”~ “Why, lookyou,” said Sheridan, “you are an honest fellow ; and I repeat it, you make the wig, for 1 never intend to pay for it. I’ll go to another less worthy son of the craft.” A Practical Idea. —A lady in Boston suggests a cure for connubial infatuation.— She proposes that young men and women be set up io housekeeping before they are al lowed to be engaged ; that the young woman shall wash and mend, and dust, and that a new-born infant be procured from the hospi tal, and that she have the charge of it in ad dition to the rest of her duties. She is of opinion that this process would “disenchant” the young couple. t'Clever men,” said Lady Selina, “as * general rule do choose the oddest wives! The cleverer a man is, the more easily, l.do belfeve, a woman can lake him in."—Bulmr Lyttor f. Rates of Advertising. 6 months. 12 mo’s 3 months,