The agitator. (Wellsborough, Tioga County, Pa.) 1854-1865, November 06, 1856, Image 1
From the Oermsn of Johann M. Miller. THE CONTENTED MAN .Wy/WU *igh forlweallk It ft enough fcfr mo That heaven hat aentnie atrmiglh and braHh, Appirit g)adandfreei - . , Grttefpktheap lijewinjp to.receivt, , I'aidg iny h/pm at morn and eve. * . . r.tlfvVl ' v * /I,V/ On aptness bat 4ooda of. richea.flyw.l, Houses.tiorda and gold have they, ' hover kilo*, Bdl frerUielr Mom »«r»y, ■ • The more they have, they seek iocrtUe; CompbtiDU,aodcra?if>g«.never ctpae, a A-Valedf feara,lhia world they «tl(,' ’ tfhme ifaeenja unfair; , ti counlleaa pleaantpa .hath for,all, (y -' And done dehlcd a shore; • Theliltlb Wfda 6h ndftifledged tvlHg, The inafcCU retel in the spring* ■ l For Ibye of Us’; liills.wood* and plaint ' In beouteoda huea are-clad• -And bird*atng ft r. and near tweclatmni, Caughtuphycphoeurlad. j . “Rise," ainga the lark, “yoor tapk.to ply;!' The nightingale eihga "lullaby.’ 1 . Jpii wheiUbe golt)pn pup goea fyrlh, And all.tikp gold appears. , ' When Monm oVrspresda the l gliwing earth, ’ ■ And ripening ear*,’ 'llhink-tbcaegWleatlint l sea My kind creator ipade for, me. Then food I thank the Lord above. And «.iy ta.joyful mood. Ha Jove, indeed, it Utbcr’a love* Ho wills to nil men good; Their let nA ever grateful live, Enjoying all he deigns to give. StMlUnir Sftttcft. Sweat! and’a Adventure on Lake JSriei Ii was n facauiiful morning in September, 1817, and Solojnoa Sweatland, of Conncaul, on the Ohio shore of Lake {Jrie, had arisen at the entUest dawn to enjoy his favorite amusement of hunting deer. This exciting sport he was accustomed ;o follow in connec tion wi'h a friend and neighbor, who, by.tjte aid of his dogs, would drive the deei; into the lake, wttete Sweaitand would pursue ihem in. his canoq and shoot them without difficulty. On (he present occasion he hud left his cabin wiihom his coat or waistcoat, 10 listen for the bavins of the does ns they drove the deer. Tlie welcome sound soon greeted his ears, and he was surprised to find that a noble buck had Already taken the water, and was some little (distance out in (he lake. In the enthu siasm of the moment he threw his hat upon the beach, jumped into ins canoe, and pui ofT after the animal, with every nerve thrilling with intense interest in the pursuit. The wind which hud been blowing steadily from the south during the night, had now increased to a gale', but he was too intent upon securing the valuable prize which was breasting the waves in advance to heed the dictates of pru dence The race promised to be a long one, for the deer was a powerful animal, and was nol 10 be easily beaten by a long canoe and a single paddle. A considerable distance from the land had been attained and the canoe had already shipped n heavy sea before he overtook the deer, who turned and made for the shore. Upon lacking to pursue him, Sweacland was at once apprised of his danger bv the fact ihaf, with his inmost exertions, he not only made no progress in the desired di rccilon, but, on the contrary, was drifting further out to sea. He had been observed in Ins outward progress, by his neighbor, os well as bv his own family, and us lie disap. penred froth sight, considerable apprehension was felt fof his safely. The alarm was soon given in the neighborhood, nod it was decided bv those competent to judge that his return would be impossible, and, unless help could be afforded him he would perish at sea.— Actuated bv those generous impulses which often induce men 10 risk their own lives to save those of others, three neighbors— Messrs. Gilbert, Cousins, md Belden—look a light boai and sinned in search of the wan oerei. They met the deer idurning, hut could see nothing of iheir neighbor and (nend. They made stretches nfT shore in ihe proba ble range o( the fugitive, until they reached a distance of five or sir miles from land, when, meeting with a heavy sea in which 1 they deemed it impossible for a canoe to live, and seeing no signs of it on Ihe vast expanse of waters, they reluctantly, and not without difficulty and danger, returned to shore, and Sweatland was given up as lost. Meantime the object of the search was la boring at his paddle, in the vagi hope that the wind would abate, or that aid might reach him from the shore. One or two schooners were in sight during the day, but notwith standing he made every effort to attract the alien ion of their crews, he failed to do so. For a long time the shore continued in sigh', and ns he traced i s dim and fast retreating outline, and recognized the spot where stood his caom, within wnose precincts were the cherished objects of his affections, now doubly dear from the prospect of losing them forever, he fell that the last tie which united him in companionship with his fellow men was about to be dissolved, and the world with all its busy interests, forever hidden from his sight. For tunately he possessed a cool head and a stout heart, which, untied to a considerable share of physical strength and power of endurance, eminently fitted him for any emergency. He was a good sailor, and his experience taught him that “ while mere was life there was hope,” That experience taught him also, as the outline of the far-off shore disappeared from his sight, that his only expedient wakto endeavor to reach the Canada shore, a dis tance of fifty mites. It was now blowing a gote,and the son was evidently increasing, so that it required me most incredible exertion on his pari io trim his uncouth vessel to the waves, he wos obliged to stand erect, and move cautiously from one end 10 the other, well aware mat one losi stroke of the paddle, or a loitering movement, would bring his voyage to a; sudden termination. Much of his attention-tyas likewise required in bailing oul the canoe, which he managed to do with ht» shoos, a substantial pair of stogies.—. Hitherto he had been blessed with the light of day, but to add to his distress, night was last approaching, w.hen he could only depend upon a kind Providence to guide'hina over'the da f k waste of waleas. The sky, 100, began to be overcast, and an occasional star which glistened throUgh'ihe hazewaS all the light afforded him though that long and fearful nighr. Wet to theskin by the constant dash •ng spray; pan of the time in water half way knees ; so that bij blood seemed thtlfed m his veins, and almost famished tHfh r ■ ■ o) !•«•. .■u./SL Tt-fS., •i .£L- i ‘'■'ilb’.'i I*l , -7, ' COBB, SS&ROCK 6t CO., • v, '•} ; ,H , • > * - . •r-vi.j ;*./ oi^fTTT^^'V.Trrr. 1> “if 9*: OV, TUOUGUT IS THE BEQIKhinO BIT WISDOW,”' ■-•'». ! .*1 '*.• 'I ■>■■' I 4. < ■. ‘ <>'lw fO ■^B?‘.-;f''M 8.0 JB ’ 5-'B , ?i' i]Br ;j. - -OlßidJ ■ * ’.* ’ _B' ■ *l| i - : vnSiff v- . . )a ;jin ©tboten to JFveelirotif ti^ PUBLISHERS & PROPRIETORS. •mi. 3. WX* i ' ! i- .V h , - ;«v • • hunger, he feii ihai death was prefqrableTb l.uch ; long.qonjipued suffering, and nothing but the thought his family sustained,,hjm •mhis exeniunij (o keep hia boat trime9e(j,end headed land, When morning tja* ned the outline of the Canada shpregrpet ;his eyes, and- he found he bad .made land tn-thq viciiijtyoof Long Point. Herq,,hen)e) with-another (difficulty, in adverse wind.attt}- heavy breakers, But the same hand which bad sustained him thus (nr guided him in.this emergency,taiid;flfier thirty hours of unremit ting and inQred.ibje exertions, he succeeded it) landing in safely. What his emotions lyet'd pp -again trading the “ green nnd ;( ao(id eer(hy” we sheil. not attempt to jnqpirei bbt hist rials were npl ended. He found himself) fgint aviih hunger and exhausted wiififaiigoe, at-ihe distance of forty miles from apy hu man habitation, while the country that.inter' vened was a .desert, filled with marshes and tangled thickets, from which nothingcould Be obtained to supply his wants. These difficul ties, together with the reduced state of his strength, made his progress toward the set tlement slow qnd toilsome. On his .way. be found a quantity, of goods which had been thrown as bmp. .from the wreck ol some verse), which, olthougb-they afforded him no-imme diate relief werq afterward of material service. ,x\fier a long and weary march ihroughthe wilderness hotnrfived at length ,at the settle mem, where he was received and Ireodediwith great kindness dnd hospitality by the people. When his strength was sufficiently recruited he procured n boat and went in search of-his goods. These.be found and brought off’.- He then started overland for Buffalo, where he sold a parfofi his treasure, and 'with the proceeds furnished himself wiih a complete outfit, and finding the Traveller, Cupt., Charles Brown, from Conaeaut, iu the harbor, be engaged passage on board of her. The Cupt. and crew had heard of his disappear ance,-and looked upon him as one risen from the grave. Hi? siory was so astonishing as scarcely to,he credible, but as he was there in person to verify it, it could not be doubled. I Within a day or two he was on hjs .way to join Iris f.imilv, who. he was informed by the I Qapioin, had given him up for dead, and wnre ,in ihe deepest despair. His fi-eling* can be 1 easily imagined when he approached the vi- Icimtv of that home which he had never again expected lo behold. When the packet ar | rived opposite ihe house, ihecrew gave three | long, loud, hearty cheers, and fired guns I from the deck in token of joV', Whichldd tii'i family to anticipate his'return. On landing I he found that his funeral sermon had -been preached, and had ihe rare privilege of see ing his o« n widow clothed in the habiliments | of deep mnuriuag. [ The facs of the remarkable incident em bodied in the foregoing sketch, are derived from Hi-tnrical Collections of Ohio.— U. S. Magazine.] Anecdotes of Avarice. My Lord Harwich, the late Lord Chancel lor, who is said to he worth £BOO,OOO, sets the same value on half a crown now, ns he did when he was worth only £lOO. That great Captain, the Duke of Marlborough, when he was in Ihe last stage of life, and vetjinfirm, would walk from the public room in Btitlriohis lodgings, on a cold dark nigh’, to save a sixpence in chair hire.lf the Duke who lelt at his death more than a million and a half sterling, could have forseen that all his wealth and honors were to be inherited by a grandson of Lord Trevor, who had been one of His enemies, would he have always saved a sixpence I Sir James Lowther, after changing a piece of silver at St. George's Coffee' ho use, was helped in his chariot, (for he was lame and and went home. Some time after, he returned to the'sn'me coffee-house on pur pose to acquaint the woman who kept It that she had given him a bod half-penny, and de manded another in change for it. Sit James had about £40,000 per annum, and was at a loss whom to appoint his heir. f knew one Sir Thomas Colby, who lived in Kensington, and was, I think, in the Viet ualing office; he killed himself by rising in the rp'ddle of the nigW, when he Was in a profuse sweat, the effect of medicine which he had taken for that purpose, and walking down stairs to look for the key of his cellar, which he had inadvertently left on a table in his parlor. He was apprehensive that his servants might seize the key and rob him nl a bqttle of port wine. This man died intes tate, and left more than $1,200,000 ip the funds, which were shared nrhong five or six day laborers, who were his nearest relations. “ Jim, did you ever 'Study grammar ?” “ I did.’’ “ What case is Square X- ' —?” " He'i in the objective caie,” “ How so 7” “ Because he objected to paymg his sub scription which he has been owing far live had girdjed~ibe-fir&.ii>~Mr.-X ? » bar-room,— -'fheyhad pulin' reqnisiiiotf "every chair and everyneWspapcrm the rdoW, ; ntid'b attfe num'- her’Was ccm sizable, Was tflftrldus lo geTas near ajf f h’e ; koffrcb of comfort/’ the cfoaeljh wedged thhir-bricks formed "a ■ soft of tdrtirdfre ; since, Witliodl some onWshpuidmove, all ) tigress to the ffre was cut ofl’/hs'tli(iu|h ; i[“'Were under quhfariiihe. '■"'Anff the' legs and feet lut-ni'hg i n werdsfoWa ilid heart h, looked like Spokes of ah' pnbrmoiis wagon. Wheel. Even thelundlprd Was excluded, and with his hands in bis breeches pnckql.s, Wj-, X. Was induslriously'.prompnading. his bar room, endeavoring to, lopk ps good, paturcd and ps coroforipbleas, circumsippcea »you)d permit. , ........ In this suite of things, Dr. ?, of pur (owt, entered,. robbing, hip bunds, nod pronouncing energetically several monosyllabic, words, in conneciion.-with some; quite original observa tions on the state of the weathert But in vain.did, he, with blua; nose and beseeching look, walk round the. semi-circle of kind ' hearted neighbors to get access to the file— not a soul moved. “By the.taws, it’s ,co)d!” at.length, ex claimed the Doctm, by way of drawing at lent ion-lo bis forlorn condition. “ Hey ? cold did you say ?" answered one carelessly; “ yes, I think it is, out in the street ;”~apd he coolly gave his chair a hitch in the successful- effort lo bring a half inch nearer the fire. Now, Doctor Z., though one of the bes' hearted men in the.-worid, is exceedingly irri tant, as while as fond of a joke as Curran was, is known ns n perfect dare devil, capa ble of anything. And, after a moment’s waiting, he left the room, muttering some thing expressive of his private opinion as to the suite of civilization-in thartown. Cross ing the street to a 1 store, he put neatly up a bundle, some four inches by two in size io one corner of which he put about a spoonful of “ Dapont’s best.” Re-entering the bar-room, he lipped the landlord a sly wink, and then, by a personal appeal, prevailed upon the most good-natured men of the group to move his chair momen tarily, so as to admit Z. within the circle ; a movement which the rest reproved instantly, by looking daggers and icicjes at the gopd natured man. Doctor Z., however, quietly turned his hack lo the fire, pulling his coal-tails aside, Ameridm fashion 1 , and very composedly Ut*ititn A VivnUpn Doodle. At lenglh somfi one chanced to rernntH “ Most he a good morning for rabbit homing.” “ Yes,” said the Doctor, catching eagerly at the-very hint he had been waiting for; “ yes, I should think so. I’m going myself, directly, Just bought a pound of first rate powder over the way there. Finest article I've seen in town.” And coolly taking out the package, he lore o/T a corner, as if at random, and pour ing upon his hand about a spoonful of the apparent contents, threw it upon the fire. The explosion elevated some half-a-dozen of the circle (who had not noticed what he was doing) two or three inches from their chairs, and loud remonstrances followed against the repetition of any chemical ex periment of that sort; while the landlord, who had got his cue, remarked:— “By George!, you'd better blow a man’s house up, hadn't you !” “ If you any much, I will,” rejoined Z., in great apparent- heat. “ I’d just as soon pitch the whole two pounds into the fire as not. ” “ I’d like lo see you," replied X., confi dently. “ You dare me lo do it I" shouted Z. “ Yes, I do," doggedly.answered the land lord. years or more.” '* “ What is a noun 7" “ Don’t know; but I know'what n re noun is.” ' “ Well,, what is it 1" “ Running off without paying the printer, and jelling an ihp black list asji ; fielinquenl;” “ Good I What ia a conjunction I” No sooner said lhap done. With a mut tered remark about “ taking a dare” from any man, Z, dashed the bundle among the blazing brands, and dashed towards the door, fallowed by the landlord. Heavens and earth what a scattering ! .No one stopped to shove back his chair—every thing turned a complete summerset ; and gathering themselves up as quickly as thev could, disentangle their arms and legs from the confused mass, everybody shot for the doors and windows without stopping to look behind him. One mnn, whose pluck has been tried on ordinary occasions, vanished through the back door, jumped'a five foot fence without breaking bis trot, and was last seen streak ing it down a back street, 'yelling murder at the'top of his- voice, end once in a while looking up backward, to dodge the falling timbers. Another long legged' individual, who is built up like a pair of longs, made bin three strides acrosssixty foot street; and headed up a lane, leaning forward at an 'angle 1 of about 45 degrees, putting doWn his long spars like l the buckets of a s'eamboat wheel, with his coot tailsstreaming behind him like the tail of a.comet. While one courageous citizen;' perceiving both:door* and'windows hopelessly Wedged, scrambled behind a door, and commenced praying most devoutly i but being' rather more familiar with any other sort of feomnn sltidn than- the Lord!* Prayer, he was heard vociferating, in tones of most energetic de vptionTT-, ; “ A method, of collecting puistandingsub scriptions, in conjunction ,wi)h, a owfabler never employed by printers until the-last ex tremity.” .1 . Gibls should never object lo being kissed by printers, They, .should- make -every al lowance fur the freedom of the press.— Keep this in miod, or more effectually to Re tain it m?ko a , practical demonstration at the firil’opportunity, ' ‘ ,l ' '• Now I lay mo down to dps. , To this Cay, if you talk of •• ralibii hunt ing” in the' prespnce of apjr of those con. corned, he will coat ip Ipss than two minutes. VELLSB|B i OTIfiH,.TIQGACODTOrPA.,,THUBSI)AY..MQJIM%!KOVEMBEIt;6.jBSB. ', I inflict a CJjesterfield)a n f vxjl^'.pish jo qay a •? regard tqjji ,?na(ier in frjpeb.wg iMsa.o|jijinsB succepSjn life P! p I' cl ! ,a pujinns, m piying tp.atiqn/ipQ pr ciyjjity ip others*. "A soil qpswer uirpeih fliy.ay.wrath.V W - perils kindly .fpokw, jwljea. tho_ h«bit is P.pc? acquired, come As.readilyas rough,and -speechj- , x ..■■■:.: . . ■„- •■„ ,J kqnw qn,(instance, of-two shopkeepers, &SS goods dealers,..wha,kepi .Sdjomingstores in a peiahbpring town. -Asi far as' business lad and shrewdness wore concerned, they were equaj, t but ip qf dealing wiih cusionyrs, were widely.different, Onefaijed in business tjwo or three limes, in the course of eight or ten years; while ttye piher went on accumuiaung.propeny, and » now worth a hnndsqnje .fortune. I said their mode, of proceeding:) With cusiomers was -entirely'mt vntiance. The unsuccessful one’s mode of proceeding was 'ds'follows;A' customer would borne in, day to purchase 'some silk poods. “What is the price oT 'this.Mr. A. 7” the customer would ask',- “One dollar.a yard,” A. would reply. "I will pivq you Rye shil lings, oudrike a dress,”'the customer wml’d say. Wheteupon A. would retort in a quick hard tone, “Five shillings ! do yo.u suppose I’d sell such d silk as that for five shillings ? I’d keep it (111 doomsday first, ’’ &c. The upshot would be, ihat ihe customer would leave A.’s shop without purchasing, and go into the next shop kept by B. “Have yon a certain kind of silk 7” the purchaser would inquire.’ “Yes,’B. would reply, “I have the goods, which 1 should be happy to show you. The kind you want is one dollar a yard," The purchaser makes ihe snipe pjfer, that he did to A., yiz., five shillings. B’s mode of proceeding however, would be very different. Instead of returning a short gruff answer, he 1 would sniilingly reply, ‘iNow don’t ask me to lake five shillings o yard for such silk as that—l can’t afford it”-—all the time reason ing with the purchaser in a cheerful and smi ling manner ; und he would effect a sale, and in nine cases out of ten get his price, or very near it, and by his cheerful manner would please the customer- so that he would call again and purchase. > In a certain town in New Hampshire, re sided two -mechanics, masons, whose mode of proceeding was analogous to that of the 1 shopkeeper#.'" They both 'commenced work ing for thbntselves nhoutlhe same time, were equally good workmen. Af'er they had boon in business some three years they happened in company, and commenced miking over matters connected with their past business “How have yon done 7’’ asks C. the pleasant, ofT). the gnirr. o. P^,|y .’- fe . plied the latter; “I have just been able to make things meet-. You have the advantage of me, C., you con gel much better prices for vour work than 1 can. There was old Squire E. gave you three hundred dollars more for doiag the mason work forhis house than I’d a donn it for. How happens it that you gel so much hefer jobs than I can C. 7” To which C. simply makes reply, “civility”— and thts was the secret. C. was always civil and polite while D. was Ihe reverse. The The former was successful—lhe latter event ually failed. I have in my ‘minds eye’ an expressman whose business is large and varied* and who is exceedingly popular and respected. What is the secret of his being universally liked, dealing as he does with all kinds of people— what else but civiliiy and kindly manner to all ? I might go on and cite many more in stances to the same effect. The world is full of A.’s, B.’s C.’s and D.’s—one succeeding while his next door neighbor fails. “Ft costs nothing to lake off your hat to a'man,” once remarked an old end vyry successful auction eer on Central Wharf, who was a very polite, and consequently popular man. “I am very much astonished to sea you bow to ihot boot-black,” said n Beacon street exquisite to an ex-Mnyor who was celebrated for his gentlemanly deportment and elegance of manners. “You’d not have me outdone in politeness by a negro,” replied the latter. And so let it be, let us be kind and polite one lo another, remeraherinc that >• * “AH that live must die. Pawing through naturo to eternity." And lhai in the final disposition of things, our places may be reversed, nnd.thnt no acci dent of birth will' airail tls, where (hose «(io have filled the humblest stations on this earth may bo exalted (o the highest, while those who have flitted theip brief hour in kingly robes rhay be abased. “flail, ye s.mall sweet qourtesies of life,” says LatvVehde' Sterne; “for smooth do ye make the road of it; like grace end beauiy which beget 'ihe inclination to love at first sight; ’tis ye who open the door to let the stranger In." Dv oil means sleep enough, and give nil in your care sleep enough; by-requiring them to go to bed at'some regular hour, and toget up at tho hour of spontaneous waking 1 in'(he ■morning. Never waken up-any one, espe cially children, from a sound sleep. Unless there is urgent necessity ;• it is Cruel to do so. To prove'ihiSf we have only to notice how fretful and unhappy a child is, when' waked up before thfe nap isout. Iflhe braihis noOr ishCd during'ileep. it must Rhve mote vigor in thC mnrnibg j hence the mo'rninif is the best time for studfy—for theft the brain has most strength most' activity..and must work mpre Clearly. 'lf is the “ lamp” which floods t}ip world with, sickly sentimen talities, with false nipralSf with rickety, and with all those harum-scanJip dreams of hu pjan elevation, which abnegate Bible teach-,; iugs.— Journal of Health. 1 t) . How FMd lrDlgwtwL Many of our. readerSMvillvemember a Series of , experiments,, pqbljshed by sr. of i}ie Ignited Slates Army, almost tweiyyyeprs ago, pa..,fjip, physiology of,di gestion, ja which, WO* aided,materially by a person na/jied St., Marlin, n.Canadianeoy agtur. This mao had been wounded,by the accidental discharge of bticfeshot, one of whiph, entering the lung from' behind.Uav. ersed it end emerged at uhe,stomach, leaving ah opepiiig, tyhicti could, peyer be united agajn,, which Dr. Beaumont was enabled to vyjio.ess tlig. p,roce?aof di geslioo, and to make (he series of experi men'lk with which his name is so very honor ably connected. This opening made by the bullet was about ihree fourths of an inch in diameter. Dr. Beaomnnt tried to effect a cure by keening St, Minin wjihout food for two days. The gastric juice secreted by the mucous mem/ brone of the stomach would hot allow the .reunion of the lorn walls of that organ.— Tbe'conseqiience has been natural—a fistula nr opening from the stomach—so that if St. Marlin does not keep n compress tQihe.nper lure in drinking water, or swallowing any thing else, the whole contents of the stomach will pass out through that opening. .Through this opening comes out a smalt part of the stomach, i e., the' inner coat,-which shows : its different appearances—thick or swollen when under the work of digestion, and thin ner when the digestion is over. St. Martin having been lost sight of by the scientific -.world, after nearly a quarter of a | century has suddenly turned up aaain as a subject lor, digestive experiment. He is now in this city, on his way to Europe, under the auspices of Dr. Bunting, of Montreal, who proposes, to extend more minutely the series of experiments so successfully commenced by. Dr. Beaumont, arid alio to enable the savant of the Old World to witness the ex periments, Mr. St. Marlin is at present a little upwards of fiftv years of age, of a spare frame, but apparently capable of considera ble endurance. He is in excellent bodily health, and has much vivacity of manner.— His early life was spent upon the Premiers, and since leaving the employ of Dr. Beau mont he’has married and resided at Montre al. The opening of the stomach has had no injurious effect upon his health, "nor has it prevented him from pursuing active and se vere labors, indeed it is possible that his daily knowledge of the effect of food upon the stomach may have prevented him from abusing this important organ for the gratifi cation of momentary taste. He is a man of simple tastes in his diet, and drinks, it is said, no ardent spirits. ' , On Saturday afternoon a meeting of sev. eral emiriont physicians of the city was held ai tin. *io W York Hospital, for the purpose of being introduced to Dr. and his celebrated patient, and of witnessing some of his experiments. | The first experiment performed was that of introducing the thermometer into the stom ach through the opening, from which its tem perature was ascertained to be 101 Fahren heit. Dr, Bunting next introduced into the stomach the gum-elastic cathetei, and extract ed nearly an ounce and a half of gastric juice, which was presented to Dr. Griscotn, and examined by him and others, as to its taste and other properties. The third experi ment consisted in,cnusing the patient to drink two tomhlers of water, which was immedi ately afterwards poured Out through the ori fice into a basin held by Dr. Bunting. The experiments being concluded, various ques tions were propounded to Dr. Bunting in re gard to the time consumed in the digestion of various foods. In reply, he observed that the carrot would consume between five and six hours," while rare roast beef wodld thor oughly digest in an hour and a half. Melted hotter would not digest at all, but float about in the stomach. Lobster was comparatively easy of digestion. Upon the application of the gastric juice to a piece of purple tissue paper, the color at once faded. In relation to the patient's health, Dr. Bunting observed that it had been uniformly excellent, having, since his recovery from the effects of the wound, supported a large family by his j daily labor. T hese experiments-do not differ materially from those made by Dr. Beaumont. The latter ascertained the difference between the natural and artificial digestion by a very simple and beautiful experiment-: He took from the empty stomach, at an early hour in the morning, two ounces of gastric juice, which ho divided into two equal pans, and placed In separate vials, in each of which he placed a given quantity or roast beeft The one was placed ia a sand bnth at OOdegrees, and the other in the open air at 39 degrees. He likewise put the same quan tity of meat in a like portion of clear water, and intermixed a similar portion with gas tric juice previously extracted, of the tem perature of the air, "The meat in the fresh gastric juice, placed in the warm bath, proceeded towards diges tion ns if contained in the stomach, and was finally wholly digested by the addition of a further quantity of gastric'juice. That con tained inthe water Wds simply macerated ; and that in the gastric' jhico having a low temperature was affected but slightly. The series of experiments instituted by Dr. Beaumont, to ascertain the lime required 16 digest various articles of food, are familiar to medical and scientific, men. Bulled rice was found to require one hour to digest, and pork five hours, these two being the ex treme?. Thw.experiments also, as a general rule, confirmed.the opinion previously entertained, that farinaceous vegetable are more easily o r i: t '‘S') * 3 » r; v digested the the limit of which , An#cr oeyeiopfej i brolK»i r ciefe eaover thdy cab 6e the coosequ 'es?, solid rood. i succulent; and wild game, and full.grpwn animals, than thus* I HWftjO tS ) n-■ very , wipprlfl|nl Ja*t of. digestion i r a«, "mat fluids, like soups an<| I iS'ltf hhfe their nutritious par. : »into ; a Solid substance before i Acted upon by the gastric juice i mceii ihat.all such ailments are | Cor weak stomach* than mare Occasiom usually plat The efloctu siantaneous ed,.bi# ; io« chyme, the, likeaobslgn under, ofdin Ipgnd.withii The case ouliar. one, i being, found lime one. of, count of. «h by it to. ou whnt wo ro from it, ; ,It i* ; Won life has beet qnemly, the| years areosj hm ytujih,—| | illy S|, Idar jin's temper, although 1 td.' hetedmes viofemly ruffled,— i|>on.ihe digesiive proces* wds’in. snd dfiisidod. Digestion proceed* >od ofithe»formation of healthy tlomach:contained a ibid' gruei> i *1 ntuoHlfinged with bile, which, i»ry circumstances, is not to be ill.ft.- r i'' ■' - af St. Martin is altogether a pc* be like, singularly enough, not .on recoid. lt is st thesamo narked interest, not only on ae. it fhas already been contributed r 'knowledge of digestion, but reasonably expect ty of remark that St, Marlin'* a .regular one, and that conse* I experiments made in advanced [valuable as those prosecuted in JlVieio York Earning Post. •> A Good Story.— vVe are kindly permitted to copy ihe following good anecdote from a' private lelte/ just received by a gentleman of ibis city, from a brother now in Nebraska. The Yankee referred to is the right kind of a'fann id deal with thA “border ruffians*’ irj Jfansas. We do not remember to have seen this story in'print. Here it is : You know the test the Missourians subject nit who make tbeir appearance at tiny of their' ferries, and ask to be crossed into Kansas.' Some days since a slab sided Yankee arrived at one of the Northern Mis. soUri landings, with a long train of plunder of various sorts. By way of testing him, the ferryman asked him what slock he had 1 “Wa4l,” days the Yankee, “I’ve got (wo horses, a yoke or oxen and (wo keows.” “That’s ehough,” replied the ferryman ; “you can’t cross here.’’ “Why not!?” inquired (he Yankee. The ferryman told him that his insiructiona were not to cross anybody that couldn't pro. nounce the Word cow) But f said ;keow,” persisted the Yankee. “Well yotf can’t cross here.” rather gruffly replied Chardri. “But I hdve got tickets entitling me to cross,” urged (he Yankee. The ferryman replied that he did not know of anybody' who had a right to sell him tick ets. “But I’ve them, any way.’’ The ferryman demanded a sight of (ho tickets, whereupon Mr. Yankee stepped buck a little, hauled out a revolver in each band, crying—“Them’s the tickets, and I am bound to cross this Terry, lemc or no keow /" And he crossed.— Marango Jour. Hat Field Anecdote. — That is a good story, which may have been heard in more thnn one Yankee hay-field this summer. We beard i} one day ,when on a visit to the country, to show some men how to “pitch.” We had failed, and wilted down under a haypock, and lay /lushed, and fan. ning the glow and sweat of our features in a comfortable iposition, when one of the jolly haymakers related the anecdote of the old man who Was always bragging how folks u«ed to work in his younger days, and who finally challenged his iwo sons tngeiher to pilch on a load of hay as last as he could load it. 1 he challenge was accepted, the hnv woe* nn driven rpund, and the (rial commenced. For some time ihe man held his own very creditably, calling oul, launtmgly: “More hay ! more hay J" Thicker and fasier it came, whole hay cocks at a time,cloud after cloud, overwhelm ing. The old man was nearly covered up; still he kept crying: “More hay ! more hay j! until struggling to keep on top of the disor dered and ill-nrrangrd heap, it began first to roll, then to slide, and at last off it went from the wagon, and the old man with it. “What are you down here fori” shed the boys. “1 came down after hay!” answered tho old man, stoutly. Which was a literal fact'} he had come down after about half n wagon load, which had to be pitched on again rather more de liberately. Mow HE SAVED IT. —A military man, “down £a?l," knowing he could be elected to a captaincy if he would consent to a nomi nation, called upon a neighbor who had for merly served in I hot capacity, to ascertain if the office was one of pecuniary profit. Being told by the retired veteran that he had held the office 1 for, five years and saved fire; hun dred dollars, he gladly accepted the nomina tion and was} chosen caplamofhis company. After ihreeyears, campaigning in Ihe wav o( “company ijiiin/ngs” and “general musters." finding his office to be a heavy hill of expen ses instead of a source of profit, he called on his old friend again for information as to how ho had saved five hundred dollars, while he himself lost pne hundred dollars by Ihe same office.—“ Why,” replied ihe old captain, “I was worth just one thousand dollars when f was elee'ed ; I held ihe-office five years, and lost five hundred dollars by it j so I resigned and sated the other Jiee hundred. Reasoning.— Lately, at a distribution of prizes in a German village, a girl seven years old, whose parents had just been turned out of their lodgings, because they had failed to pay their rent, whs asked hy the rector: “flare ypu studied sacred history, niy child]” "Yes, sir.*' “Do yog know the history of the creation P “] know tjtiot God made all.” “Why were Adam and Eve turned out of Paradise ( The child ( hesitated a moment, and then fixing her eyes on the examiner, replied— “ Probably they were turned' out because they eould'nt pay their rent. Burke told Garrick at Hampton, that all bitter things were hot, “Indeed,” replied Garrick, “then what do you think of a bitter cold day 1”