U2i sr. SsfcUrt* iWfSCtHattij* -' - V ' 'Mfcr.esrti gpsfE*;—Mr. —. —- Grip is ooe of our best known citizens. Mr. Grip is ahworshipperof money and never al TdS , ; dollaKto~pasa out of his hand A few months before Hogarth was seized; “eaglb a squeeze that weh the mal-tly which deprived society of| a'gander.” Mr. Grip is a onH of its brightest ornaments, he proposed! who attends divine worship to his matchless pencil the work he hod enti-; hecocnihg punctuality. Although! Mr. tied “The Tailpiece.” The first idea of this is-a;;thoh.\of wealth, be it a picture said to have been started ip com- p ; over fi ,- o cents jot) the pany,Hihile the convivial glass was circula. ptatei even loir the benefit of “Central Ai ling rtjpnd hid own'table, “My next under- t i ca >> This piece of coin he placesi- in the taking said Hogarth, “shall bo the end of right band pocket of his vest on Saturday all things.’' “lf ; that is thecase,” replied evening, 1 so as to “prevent mislakef.d A his friyiWd, “your business will ,be finiahed, few Sunday’s since, Mr. Grip, in dressing, for will be an end. to- lhe painter.” g D ( on [f, a wrong vest. Ho did not discover " be so,” answered-Hogarth, sigh: his error-lil) the “man with the plate" jcom ing heuVily ; “and therefore the sooner fny ,p el j ced chasing up that five cent piece-. It work hr done the belter.” Accordingly, he was no g 0od) however, he had the wrong began the next day, and his design veg j orl) w hi| o ibe smallest piece of money with n diligence that seemed to indicate an he had in his pantaloons pocket was a hal f apprehpn-i..n that he should not live to com- do || ar- He> of course cou)d not think of plete n. This, however, he did, and in the «(hrowing away funds” in that manner. He mos- ingenious manner, by grouping every- npplied l 0 h j B wife . thing that could denote the end of all things: “Mary, have you got any small change!” —A broken bottle jan old broom worn to the “Not a cent.” ■ ■ atump; ihe butt-end of an old musket; a He then turned to his son. cracked bell; a crown tumbled to pieces: -Got any smallchanoe, George ?” lowers in ruins; the sign-post of a tavern, .. No ,h ing bul a ,shilling— that one with called “The World’s End” falling down; the pi || ars y^u me )as , nigh(i -. moon m her wane; the map of the globe u Haven ’ t you gol a Bmoo ih. o ner - burning ; a gibbet falling, (he body gone, and 9 the chiiins which held it drooping down; ..Well,' hand it here, and give me your Hogarth’s “Tailpiece.” Pbccbtis and his horses lying dead in the clouds ; a vessel wrecked; Time with his gluss and sc vI he broken ; a tobacco pipe with the l.i-i whiff of smoke going out; a play book opened, with exeunt omnes stamped in the corner; an imply purse; and a stamte of bankruptcy taken out against nature. “So (hr, so good,” said Hogarth, on review ing his performance ; “nothing remains but this,” inking liia pencil and sketching the re semblance of a painter's gpleite broken, “finis !’’ he then exclaimed.—“The deed is done ; all is over.” It is a very remarkable foci, not generally known, that Hogarth never again look IDe palille in his hand, and that ha died aboni a month after be had finished his “Tailpiece ” Sin Ocorge Ue.tmom, when a young man, was one dav in iho Mount—a famous coffee m Mount Street, Grosvenor Square —with llarw Aston. Various persons were sealed at different tables. Among others presen’., ihere was an Irishman who was very celebrated as a duelist, having killed at least half a dozen antagonists. Aston talk ing lo some of his acquaintances, swore that he would make the duellist stand barefooted before iheir “ You had be.lter lake carowhat you say,” they replied : “he has an eye upon you.” 11 No mutter,” rejoined Aston; “ I declare again rh .t he shall stand barefooted before you, if you will make up a purse of fifty gi.ineii’ Thev did sc Aston then said in loud voice. “ 1 have been in Ireland, and am well acquainted with the Datives.” The Irishman was all ear. Aston went on: “ The Irish, being born in bogs, are one of theiVi web-footed. I know it for a fact.” “Sk,” roared the duellist, starling up from h * table, “it is false.” Aston persisted in his assertion •' Sir, cried the other, “ I was born in Ut d ; and 1 will prove to you that it is a false' hoot* ” So ilying, in greal haste he pulled off his shoes and stockings, and displayed his bare fee’.. The mke ended in Aston’s sharing the purse between the Irishman and himself, giv ing the former thirty guineas, and keeping twenty. Sir Gcorgeassured mo (hat this was a true story. HazEL-Lyed Gikls. —Major Noah saysj that u “hnzel-eve inspires at first a Platonic deniimem” which gradually but surely ex pands inio love ns securely founded ns the rock of Gibraltar. A woman with a hazel eye never slopes from her husband / never chats scandal, never finds fault, never talks 100 much nor 100 little, always is an enter taining, intellectual, agreeable and lovely creature ” “U’e never knew,” says a broth er editor, “but one uninteresting and una minble woman with a hnzcl eye, and she has a nose which looked, as the Yankee says, “like the end of nothing whittled down to a paint ” The gray is the sign of shrewdness and talent. Great thinkers and captains have it. In women it indicates a belter head than heart. The dark hazel is noble in insig nificance, as in Us beauty. The blue eye is amiable, but may be feeble, The black — lake care •'I ■ knife, I’lt slick him on four cents,any way.” Saying ibis, Mr. Grip took his son George’s knife and diew it across his son George’s shilling. By this means, Mr. Grip reduced its value to eight cents, and fell better for the next two days. Mr. Grip is a character. To do another out of four cents, nfiords him as much pleasure as to make two shillings in any legitimate manner. The plate carrier that gels ahead of Grip, has got to 'start ear ly, that’s all. Pbencu Love op Scandal. — A French provincial paper contains iho following para- graph ; “ A (rial look place at our Assizes. It promised rich food for scandal. All ibe la dies of ibe town bedecked themselves in their smartest toilets, and crowded lo the court house. On seeing this, Ibe presiding judge rose and said: Persons here assembled as spectators are not aware of the nature of the case. I therefore invite all decent women to withdraw.” A pause took place without a single female moving to retire from her seal. Seeing this, the Judge rose again and said : “Officer of the Court, now that all the decent women have retired, turn out the remainder.” A marriiige Aider difficulties tnok place at Philadelphia the other day. While awaiting the arrival. of the minister porch, a tailor stepped up to the bridegroom and pre sented a bill for,bis wedding coal, The bill must be paid ati once or the coat returned, but as the poor fellow had not a dollar beyond the minister’s fei, there was a bright prospect that ho woulc have to get married in his shirt sleeves. A Iriend, however, advanced the needlul, and he twain were “made one flesh.” Hardly had the parlies lelt the altar, when a stout, coarse woman made her way up to the bride and presented her bill for the wedding dress I The friend again advanced tho mon ey, and the couple departed. Extreme Bravery. —“ Well, my good fellow,” said a victorious general to a brave soldier, after a buttle, “and what did you.do to help us gain (his victory?” “Do?” he replied, “an' many it please yer honor, I walked bouldly up to one of the inimy and cut off his ful oft’.” “Cut off his fool I and why did you not cut oft' his head ?” asked the general, “Ah, an’ faith, that was off already.” Woman Sentenced to be Huno.— The sentence of the law has been passed up on Sarah Haycrali, tried and found guilty of the murder of Thomas Hudson, in St. Louis, two or three monthes since. Judge Lackland sentenced her to be hung on tho 111 h of April next. She received the sen tence with apparent unconcern, and was remanded to the St. Louis Jail. ” BUSINESS DIRECTORY. _ Hydropathic Physician and Sur£eon, ELKLAND, TIOGA COUNTY, PA. [June 14. 1855.] Hoors are dangerous, in some places. Read and tremble. In New York, a day or two since, a full-rigged lady was walking up Broadway, when one of the hoops with which her circumnmbienia were inflated, the ends of which had not been strongly secured together, suddenly broke loose, and, dying back with great force, tore completely through- the outer garment and struck a small boy who was standing on the side walk about twenty feet from the lady. The small boy was taken home senseless; it is feared be will not recover. The hoop is al ready recovered. Fonnv Reason. —In the Arrison trial at Cincinnati, says the Colombian, one of the gentlemen who was chosen os a juror, and who lives almost within a stone’s tiirow of the place where the infernal machine explo ded, slated in his examination, that he had “ never heard of the case," and in excuse for this want of knowledge of what was going on, said that “ he had a house rented tb a lot of Irish, and they gave him so much trouble that ho couldn't ibmk of anything else.” W. W. WEBB, ITS. D., HAS established himself in the practice of Med. icine and Surgery in the Township of Liberty Pa., where he will promptly attend all calls in his profession. Liberty, Feb. 1,1854. JOHN N. BACIIE, A ttornky and counsellor at -**• LAW.—Office, north side Public Square Wcllsborough, l*i, Refers Lo .Messrs. Phelps,Dodge &. Co.,N. Y city Hon.A.V.Parsons,Philadelphia. July 13. KASSAW PARKHURST, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. LAWRENGEVIIJLE, Tioga County, Pa! Office one door below Ford Block. [Feb 21,3 m. • SPENCER & THOMSON, Attorneys & Counselors at Law, CORNING, Steuben County, New York. Gko. T. Spknckr. C. 11. Thomson. April 18, 1855-ly. S. F. WILSON, CT Removed to James Lowrey’s Office lAS. LOW HEY & S. F. WILSON, ATTORNEYS is COUNSELLORS AT LAW, will attend the Courts of Tioga, Pouter and McKean counties. I Wcllsboroogli, Feb. 1,1853. TIOGA. iTIARRLE TARO. miLO TELLER. dealer in Killian and American Marble, FOR MANTELS, MONUMENTS, TOMBS CENOTAPHS, GRAVE-STuNES. Aoxsts. Bailey & Foley, Wellsboroj 0. P. Bkacii, Knoxville; J. E. Wsßarxn, Covington. Tioga, April 26.1855. H. O. "COLE BARBER &. HAIR DRESSER, Wellsboro’Pa. Shop in M. &. O. Bullard's Grocery. Every thing in his line of business will be done as well and os promptly ns it can be done in Uio more fashionable City saloons. Preparations for removing dandruff, and bcautyfiing the hair fur safe cheap. Hair and whiskers dyed any color. Call and see. Wellaboro’, Oct 18, 1855. (if) COSMUN lias just returned from the City • with a splendid assortment of Broadcloths, Caoeimeres, Vettings, Trimmings of all kinds, Rfady-Mndt Clothing of all qualities aud sites, French Bosoms, Shirts and , Wristbands, Cravats and Scarfs, all styles, a la Byron Collars, Stand ing Collars, Gloves and Ho siery, Sucpendert, But torn* of all descriptions, Links and Double, Buttons for Coots, Turk Satin Linings for Coats Pongee Sleeve Innings and Velvets, of all style’s , which will be gold cheap for Cush.. •) Tioga, April 19, 1855. 1 Carriage & Wagon Manufac tory. tTENRY PETRIE would an; j*-.- nounce to Ills friends and public generally, that he is conliiming.Sl2__tir_ the above business on Grafton street, immediate in the rear of J. R. Bowen’s store, where be is pre pared ,lo manufacture on short notice. Carriages, Buggies, Sulkies, Wagons, of any style or description to. suit (be purchaser and of the very best materials. All kinds of re pairing done forthwith and on the most reasonable terms. PAINTING AND TRIMMING will be prompt ly eseeulpd in the best manner and most fash ionable style. • I >- • Wcllsboro,’ Jnly 15, ’53. HENRY PETRIE. W ants, & Things. Wanted., WANTED by almost every farmer in the coun ty, a bottle of the "Liquid Heave Core,” to check the first indications of heaves, and the preven lion and cure of all diseases that affect the wind of horses. ’ ALSO; a box of Dr. rower’s "Hibernian oint ment, a sdvcrcign remedy for GalK ScratohcefGra ees‘, Bruises, ijesh wounds, and all cutaneous diseases to which horses or homed cattle arc subject ALSO, a box of the “German Rat Killer,” one of the safest and best articles in use fur destroying rati and mice, or Lyons celebrated “Rat Pills,” for Iho same purpose, For sale at the Wcllsboro' Drug Storo 'Wanted, , JOURNEYMAN WAGGON-MAKER wanted to wbtk by the day, month or on shares, at the shop of 11)0 Subscriber in Clymer township, Tiogk Co, Pa. I have a large quantity of seasoned lum. her on hand, ready to be worked, end would prefer to give the workman a share of the proceeds. CHARLES PRITCHARD, Clymer, Juno II 1855. (tfO Chairs, Chairs, Chairs. "DESIDES « variety of all other kindi ■O of HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE, the «» Bcribcr has tour different styles of BLACK WALNUT CANE SEAT CHAIRS, which he is selling at cost prices. Also, Two different patterns of Mahogany Spring Sent Chairs, and Mahogany Rockers. and three patterns of S'fas. Also, Rosewood, Curl Maple, and CommOn chtin of all kinds. - E. D. WELLS. Lawrcneevtlle, Nor. ISSi. THE febijgTY AWitkydiR 1 . triarfKrtTO <•. -■■■-■■. -r -wr* v „ —,., ~,, „ DresrsM^r^stheMari, OWING to the £rp«(t rise Jq paper, there is a gnat 'ahd inrfrqaijjig dem.krjd. for'rags W all Ihe’firsVpqitl on hia old .nfotha| shoOVd. coat lh?m, balioni afidiulnlo the rag-bat j' not however until heUUaotthi r " PRjGiailjltlCMVßlllGhT6R£> andW«l»fto^' , thei^goa^apleniiici*tior[meiit , JRcady ; ,i here Jkcpt constant!; on hand, a suit warranted to wear, as loqgns an; othpr.and, made-in (fye- best and moat substantial manner, and undejfjfqs ownsuppt, - vision. .The proprietor has a complete knowledge of thetrade, and can sell the beat quality of Ready Made Clothing considerably chdaperthan any other establishment in the county. He keeps a variety ol Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Drawers, Trimmings, Wrappers, Shirts, ■ Collars, Cravats, JfC. <£c., which will be sold as reasonably os they can be pur chased elsewhere. His stock of COATS & VESTS can’t be beat this side of New York, either in price style, or quality. Don’t forget that this establishment took the firs premium at the Fair of last October. O* Particular attention given to cutting and ma king garments to order. C."OSMUN. Tioga, April 5,1855. Family Grocery & Provision STOKE. THE subscriber would inform his friends 'and the ciliicnß of Tioga county generally hat he has just received a Urge and superior sup ply of GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS, SUCH AS Teas, Sugars by the.barrel or otherwise Coffees, Molasses, Stewart's Syrup, Ride,’. Pepper, Ginger, Saleratus, Allspice, Indigo, Tobacco, Soap, Mould and Sperm Candles, Salt by the barrel or sack, Mackerel by the whole, i and k barrel, Codfish by the 100 or single pound, Flour, Cheese, Crack ers, Butler mnnu. fuolnrc all kinos of GANE & COMMON CHAIRS, of the best material and fin tab. Also i tuning done in superior style, on reasonable terms. SHOP, sooth end Main «trect, opponte H. W Dartt’s Wagon Shop. . SAMUEL HERZOG, having rknled part of J. Stick ley’s shop ip .prepared to manufacture all kinds of CABINET WORK from the best material and in superior style. He has on hand several sji porior Mahognny Bureaus (or sale cheap. Wellsborough, April 14, 1855. new (;oo»$. The subscriber would respectfully inform bis customers and friends that lie still con tinucs tbc merconiile bbsiness, at the old plser, it the wed known store of L. I. Nichols, where lie will be happy to wait on those that will favor him with a call, and would invite the attention of the public generally to his large and commodious slock of DRV GOODS, Groceries, Ready-Made Cloth* iilg and Hardware, CROCKERY, WOODEN WARE, STONE. WARE, BOOTS & SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, &c„ &c„ in fact everything else kept in a country store, irtl dee too numerous Id mention, and will sell cheap®* than cun be bought ipiij side of New York cily. All kind* of produce taken in exchange for goodi at the highest market price. J. R r BOWEN* June 29,1854. HOWARD ASSOCIATION PHILADELPHIA. Important Announcement. TO all persond afflicted with Sexual Mich as SPERMATORRHOEA, SEMINAL WEAKNESS, IMPOTENCE, GONORRHO3A, GLEET, SYPHILIS, the Vice of ONANISM, or SELY-ABUSE, &c., &c., The HOWARD ASSOCIATION of Philadelphia in view oFthe awful destruction of human life and health, caused by Sexual discuses, and the deceptions which upon the unfortunate victims of »och diseases by Qnaeks, have directed their‘pon suiting Surgeon, as a CHARITABLE ACT worthy of their name, (0 give MEDICAL ADVICE GRA TIS, to ill persons thus atflicied, (Mule or Female,) who apply by Ipltcr, with a description of their con. difum, (age, occupation, habits of life, &.c.,)Vnri in cns> of oxlremr poverty nod Buffering, to FURNISH • MEDICINES FREE OF CHARGE. The’Howard Association is a benevolent Institu tion, established by'special endowment, for (he re lief of the sick ond distressed, afflicted with “Viru lent and Epideinic.Diseases,” and its funds can'be used for no other purpose. It has now a surplus of means, which the Directors have voted to advertise the above notice. It is needless to add that the As. eocinlton commands the highest Medical skill of the ago, and wilt furnish the most approved modern treatment,—‘Valuable advice also given to sick and nervous females, afflicted with Womb Complaint Lencorrhffia, &.C. Address, (punt-paid,) Dr. GEO. R. CALHOUN Consulting Surgeon, Howard Association, No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. By order of the Director**, EZRA D. HARTWELL President. GEO. FAIRCHILD,Secretary. October 25, 18 55. —1 y. NEW SPRING GOODS, THE subscribers are now opening their stock of GOODS for iho Spring Trade, com prising a full nnd complete assortment, and of the usual variety, which will, us heretofore, be sold a la very small profit for READY PAY . Being deter mined not to be undersold by our neighbors, our goods are marked si the lowest figure; and we invite v comparison of our goods and prices with any oilier ntho market. Among the assortment of DRY GftODS willbe found a great variety of Ladies* OrestGoods ocnsisUngin pari of BeregeS) Berege Delanes ,all-wool Delanes , Lawns, plain and printed; Ginghams, English, Scotch and American ; Poplins, Prints of all shades and colors, a good stock of SILKS. Also,for men’s wear may be found Broad Cloths Cassimercs, Tweeds, Kentucky Jeans, silk, satin and summer Vestings. Also, Sheeting'', Shirtings, bleached and brown, Tickings, Summer Goods for boys’ wear, Colton Yarn,Carpet Warp,Cotton Button, with a variety of other rticles 100 numerous to mention. Groceries and Provisions. A full slock will be kept on baud. Those in want of Sugars, Teas, Coffee, Molasses, Stewart's best Syrup, Spices, Pepper, Ginger,Saieratus, P/our, Fish, Salt Tobacco, or any other article in this line, will do wclllo call on us before purchasing else, where. HARDWARE, aplargo and complete an assortment tis cun befound in the county. Among which is Cutlery oTall kinds, Carpenters Tools, Chains, Hoes, Shovels, Forks, Butts and Screws, Door Hangings, Bills, &c.,&.c. CROCKERY, GLASS & STONE-WAR, Boots ami Shoes, Bats and Caps, Steel , Iron , Nails, Paints and Oils , Glass and Putty, Ready-Made Clothing, dye. Thankful for the liberal patronage of the past season,the undersigned feel a pleasure in inviting the public to an examination of our Spring stock believing that good Goods and low prices wil in sure a speedy sale for ready pay. B. B. SMITH & SON, Wcllsborough,May 25,1855. New arrivals at the wellsboro’ DRUG STORE. Sulphate of Indigo, for coloring Blue and Green, CduGH Mixture.—This article Balsam Tolu and other valuable cough remedies, and is par* ticularly recommended to the notice of Physicians. Pulmonic Wafers. A new lot of that 4s and 6s Tea, that every body hkes so well. Extract op Lemon, Rose, Vanilla, Pine Apple, &c., for conking. Mankind Ink, that will not wash oat—for mark ing Linen, &c. Waterproof Shoe Blacking, to preserve tho lea ther und keep the led ory. Writing Ink—Black* Blue and Red, of ihc best quality. Wcllsboro’, Jan. 10, 1856. • ■' • takexoti,,:. “ It ’« in onr line of bilsiness. We are prepafed*te , j 1 sorts and kinds of work. 0 **• ■ Mill Irons. can b«,gdt np-st short notice. Particular iiinf— paici'to HORSE SHOEING. All kind, of , h S from the Common lo the Concave Seated shot N. B. Tlieaealem adopted allbjs establish i, not to charge,2s per cent extra'lo pay for bad debit thefeforo tnrise ; whb maypatidnite us can fee) assarad they, will nqt.have to pa; the debts.ot those »lio ner. erpay: this plan is succeeding beyond our exnecu" linns already.' Wr invite all who can lo come sad oee for themselves, you cannot loose much, and yo« may find it to your advantage. May 3. 1855, 6m GRAY & LOUNSBURY. CIEAK' TBE TR.KJt The Crimean Campaign Ended!! WAR BEOLARED ON the part of BAEDWHf. CPBRJ. SEY A CO., against those old codgers, “Second, rate Goods and ■ 'High Prices." Friends, (Jounlryraen and all who dost on.good Bargains, includes everybody,) we have jut received a splendid stock of ■ ' Fall sanaiw inter Goods, at our Store in Tioga, which can be had ter JLitlle, or Noticing above prime cost—with oceans of good willthrowa on gratis. The first pick is the best pick. ,o coma no while slock is fresh. Delays are dangerous—Pro. croslinuliun has frostbitten many a good bargsia If you' want your money's worth. come on. If yon wsiitmore than a dollar's Worth fora dollar, don't come ; but you will be astonished i 0 see what a pil* ol goods we nan pul up Tor a dollar. Our stock of DRY GOODS i« not made up of the odds and ends and the rem« oonls of “closed up” concerns in the City, but com. prises a complete assortment of the latest style* tad best qualities, from the coarsest domestic to tb* fi. nest imported fabrics, such as Silks, and Ladles’ Dress Goods, Latest Styles* and adapted to every variety of trim. min£s. Ladies will do well to call and e*amme ihj Slock before purchasing elsewhere. Baldwin, Guernsey & Co., have always oa hind a seasonable and fashionable stock of Gentlemen’s Ready-Made Clothing, which will be sold at Ihe lowest CASH PRICES. ALSO, Groceries, Crockery, Hardware, Ulan, Stone, Hollow and Wooden (rare, Iron, Steel, Nails, Oils, Paints and Dye-Stuffs of every kind and of the best quality. with BOOTS