For tAa Agitator. Ma, Ewxw.!. oSKiTTf was wntowyV b//tteo young girl, talenrtid who, had •hj’ejWyJ’JW bevfnnkod amongst HHt G'-Qa of AaaeticaP II la noteaan now tarUraftTla r' w ■; UO ? (fhe Partial . J ' .0 i fi* which frirf ti the Ikrewell ** AnT»iWwrt«»»»». & s.’H .1 ■ And yot u th« IMMlMfnptf ova oft t Fades ore*#* distant ae*_ ( r-'. 'J ,T .S W twilight's , r the windalUn*meTmm of Up lotaagpeaaa ' * WiU ye hmno thought for met' ••• •'■ •Xea loafing apd-bqqfb*- /■, £“e«. •’Tat a furrow taflfcap on my darfcebedlMas • * I ’That haa worn fcfiu sorro w lam f Mbi iBIanW, ■■' C- 1 f The gula«4 yo haTe t tpad*,;.f. t; -j, ’ aa the winidnf the cold neWkAuoir':-' With a tone omMlUdnwd deep: I Te ban been the feualaio-ia tile’« young hour, Of me; 'And now when the tempest* of noonday'lower Qftal Ate ftownaldkrk with a fieuiMapearur*:v t . Will yo not thiafco£;aaf Jt •*lf*wtU think odwic. ye wiU itM if iia • VAs ye IhinltW the aaolkaa dead 4 »>,'i ’ (Tacwill meet ittto hannta of our childish *l*o, .Where all brighj, Uiinga of the W*.®** . ; Bat nut aa todays now fled.'' (v: ; I FT , . I . Xmill know that a ahadow haa ayiy, , ‘ * That broken la lore’* deep ■£*&;"* Thai bnabed »re the breathing* of Lore’s yijung lay •Adidark ia Ihe’efcse of its snmeiae'lhy ’ i . ’-»» ) rHome, fried!* of my youth, Faaziyafcl' X.' SOLOaWI IIfAUOW, OR THR WOMAK TAHIR. and have a wife.* , r M : Solomon war* bachelor, and* 100 5 but nevertheless, he had made up hit tmod to one thißjj, that be was (lie only man firing who hatf acquired any knowledge of tbe'art of taking hare of a wife. ' -All married men are dblta,” was Solo* j rooo’» constant aseeretation. “There for in. Stance, is my neighbor, Tom Tangible; bis wifb makes a Mrt of three-leggedstool of fina ; she moves him in one corner, and then in another, and -ttt* -OB ’Biffl and walks op film aa if he walTrobody inthe boose, while fie, poor mao, takes it as-easy as though it was the most natural thing in the world. Now that 1 were only Tom Tangible, l*d first While a mries of matrimonial articles, and if Mrs. T. didn't abide by them, I'd submit her to the wholesome dtvetplioe of bread and Vater and a padlock; and might perhaps, brighten her ideas touching her conjugal du ties; by the application of a good cowhide. And there again, are . Evert Easy, Dick Shooks, and a host more of than in the same condition, but I-i-I'm the boy that will set them all right, if they only follow my exam ple alter I have condescended to endow some ibrtonate female' with the legal Claim to the Mrs. Swallow.” Biare Solomon Swallow! “ Well Solomon,” said a neighbor to him OSe morning, **as you are always boosting of your skill in managing a wife, how comes it that you are col married. “H’dy, became 1 have not perfected my system! You poked your head into the noose without making any preparation, and hence, Mrs. Ererly makes what she likes of you. But Igo to work logically, I begin by studying the erudite works of ffittgrubazo, on ‘the philosophy of woman's holding her tongue.' 1 then read several treaties ‘on the eflbct of bread and water discipline in mak ing good wives,’ Shakespeare’s ‘Taming the Shrew,’ furnishes roe a few excellent practi cal lessons. And lam now generalising all the systems into one, which will carry the sway m all future fenerations, and convert the plague of matrimony into a blessing, in the course of a -year or so, added Solomon, “my ‘rules for the regulations of a Woman,’ (I intend to publish it) will beoompleted, and then I shall take roe a wife.” And Solomoa was aa good as hi* void, far, at the age of thirty five, feeling himself pre pnoedto give battle to a*y woman in or oat afthi fend of- A masons, be gol Miiwl || this important period, Soloraoo amt at comfortable looking little fellow at meet in • day’t aralk, lor, albeit the crown of his bead never stood full fin feet from the heels of hi* was of pro portion that would have done honor to an aideanan, or even a lord major, and hia gate, especially when walking with anything ia life likeness of a woman, was as pompon* as a Sultan's, while at such times his coonte always attorned an expression tbit could'not have brooked the approach of fe csaW familiarity. The lady whom Solomon had chosen for hit “wooer half," was appa rewdj a lamb like creature, so that the chan ce* were very fait that she would not only be a tractable wife, hot that Solomon would re quire no help {iom hia system to make her to. tfow Solomon had the forbearance not to inlmtae with hie lady, or her aayinga and donga on the of the wedding, nor is it recorded that bo assumed special authority on Iha next night either; hot about six o’- clock the next morning, he agftly insinuated to ha sleeping partner that it wai tune to .get up. , “Aad," be added, “when break&st n ready, yon may call me, hot be sure not to bun the tDeaL - • _ "BrdaUhatand toartf* aaid Mr*. Swallow, “•hat do yon raeanl* my dear,—lowan madam, that 1 have begun my system.’* •And worft yon get op *OO-1“- •Yea, wfato Weakfen ia ready aad mj stoefciags aiihd r Hr* Swallow waa about to replyvbatahe cheeked herself, as sbe waa ashamed to aay BMth to him on so short an acquaintance; bur tbwwgh la the present iaataage dm did prneamtyaaaha wwnhid, shn naolved in hat hem* lieu it wwt the law rjaaeshe weald gal ophftaixia tha noratog m popasa break* fin*. efeiock, Veaw nmij, ViLtetDow ilmWk ■ n*dy, Mr. BmUo*. n ■fctta tool mthf*, 1«* S “Not baraed *' .-I-’* -h a «| 't d k >-i .Wfh~~t& t Ki*\:-? V. -?- f>r>r.T a-i ■ M 1 *> *y» 1 S T *•» - -■ . ,£'-£* J.y. .«^Kfc»'> .S ; ►BB. ayyuftaCK -&ca,. a iy ... , “Tw*«rwi«»jp».*aoi?a«*ip ■y,\ l?? lit. : t' " IPBUpOBOT -J"io i , n f. I-I t-i... my decking* aired T° ■• 3 .'i, ■ do," r>r.o ; ebWrgwd *er yesterday. Yon . don't thmk I ■■cap afford to keep a servant andayrft tool" - The lady again was posed, and aha said nothing, but tbs day wore to its doae before abe could bring herself to the belief that Hr. Swallow bad actually .made nap of the word “servant” and “wife” in the same sentence. The next rooming at six o’clock, Mr. Swal low again informed his wife that it was lime to get up, coupling the remark with the sug gestion that in the Attain she must save him the trouble of reminding her of so necessary a duty. ' Mrs. Swallow, bowerer, benefitted nothing by this soli intonation, for at the moment she either was or pretended to be, fast locked in the aims of Morpheas. “Don’t you hear, Mrs. Swallow I” quoth Solomon. fiat alas I a slight coosciooaaeu was the only respoue from Mrs. Swallow. Now this was a ticklish point with Solo mon, but be was prepared for it. “What says my system on this head I” said ha to himself musingly. “It says that a lazy wife, who lies abed in the rooming may be very orderly reminded of her duty by thejudic fobij 'application of a coercion pin.” And (hit magnificent idea had scarcely crossed the threshold of his brain-pan, than ha insert ed the point of a huge pin in (he right arm of the sleeper. Aa might be expected the in tended effect instantly followed the cause, for the astonished Mrs. Swallow sprang from the bed though she bad been thrown from it by an earthquake 1 But alas, her agility was too, strikingly manifested, for she not only almost annihilated poor Solomon in rolling over him, but she dashed his patent lever from the oad which suspended it to the wall, and broke the dial into a thousand pieces. f What a dreadful dream,” ejaculated Mrs. Swallow, pressing her left hand on her woun ded arm. ‘fWbat a dreadful reality,” shoaled Ur. Swallow, contemplating the. fragile ruins of bis demolished tuuo-piece. Here we p»«« over the interval between this occurrence and the time when the happy pair in question were sealed at breakfast. “Now, Mrs. Swallow,” said Solomon, “seeing that I can’t awaken to call you op in the morning, or eat burned toast, or drink raw tea, etc., it ia lime I should begin to in struct you in yoor duties. “And what are those, Mr. Swallow T” “Be steal, madam, if you please; not to talk, but listen, is one of the most important of them.” “Proceed, sir.” And Mr. Swallow, looking daggers at her for the second interruption, proceeded: ' “From six till eight, you are to get op, dress quietly, so as to create no disturbance, light fire, air clothing and stockings, sweep rooms, prepare breakfast, and announce the perfection thereof. Eight till ten, wash tea things, make beds, rob furniture and dean windows. Ten to twelve, go to market and prepare dinner. Twelve till two, to devote to dish-washing, sweeping up and robbing far oitUrs. Two till six, spinning, mending clothes, and darning stockings. Seven, tea. Prom that time till nine, a second coarse of mending and darning, and then go to bed. Aod this daily course, madam, with a strict observance of the rates of civility, frugality, decorum, and obedience, may in time, enable yon to do honor to the choice of Mr. Solomon Swallow.” Mrs. Swallow listened quietly to the end, and then mildly enquired— “And do you really expect this of me, Mr. Swallow !” “To be sure I do, responded bet spone. “Then you’ll be ndlj disjointed, form do no such thing,” “No!” “No.” “I’Te a way to make you.” “How 1" “Spoon diet, locks, chain* and cowhide,” “Mr. Swallow P* “What!” “You’re a brute!” and Mrs. Swallow threw herself back, and looked desperate. Now this was a climax. Ilr. Swallow was called a brute at his own fireside, and by tus own wife, which was the wont of aIL He, Sotawa Swaßow, the celebrated {bander of a system of Matrimonial oheewatiwi, called a brute, and by wo fen a peraow than Hn. Swallow. At fins be was ao astonished at soch opee aeeaifeminw of rebeHioo of In royal w3l, that ha oaly looked aghast; hoi when ha cam to himself, he waw xhat some ihiag mm be done at once, or the was loetlbmer. “Tow called m a brata, lira. Swaßow." “I Ad, ilr. Swallow” . “A hnrter’ “A brwtn!” < ; “111 go md and break thigp, Mrs. Swal lote* “AsjoaCkßbeir." «ni'- AodMr. Swallow did garnd. but ba M a meihod ia in tnednrwi, fer besenad the thejii article of delf that was oct£e table {aawldftaia with# crack la it) liHutei M into a thbosasd pieces on the hearth, as if ha 1 '■ vtsi ts !. -v'.l-V' waain aUenKadot^pasMa. “How dip-you lika that, Mia, Swallow I” ~ VJMje, fir* SwM»w* |qr it agria,!”;.. , And ttgain jw fhd trj,j[fof hoJiad desperate,) and deraoUaned the cream jug. •. “Now," laid the lady. “U’» bjj turn jV-and jumping pp -aba pent the slop.bowl to keep company with its table coropamons. - Jf ' Jhis vfat, of poune too finch for Solo mon ; it snapped, aiunderlhe last remaining cord of Jin little reason he had.laftj.and he slapped hU oae.tbeword fo its most positive sense—on ber right cheek; but scarcely had tbeeoho of t)n blow netted into silence, ere the indignant datne seized the tea* pot aod shivered it into atoms against the head of the devoted Ur. Swallow. Nor’was this all, for as be was rollipg heels over head from the.effect;«f the awful collision, she plied the remainder of the tea traps until there was scarcely a bone in bis tody which bad not echoed to the shock of cups jsad saucers, and rounda of butter and toast. - Unable to carry on the war any longer .that day, Solomon gathered himself op as well as he could, and sowing vengeance, be stuck his pipe in bis mouth, bis hands in his, pockets, aodjjben whistling a jig to the lane the old. cow died of, looking as. if be could bite a piece off the griddle, without setting his teeth on edge. His good lady, too, being de* tennined to follow the example of her lord and master in other matters besides the delf breaking, placed another chair beck to back with Solomon’s, and after providing herself with a novel, as if there were no such things as beds to make or stockings to mend, in ail Christendom. Here ibis affectionate couple sat for six mortal boars, each beot upon silling the other dowo, ruminating the while upon their rela tive position.. But it must be confessed that Mrs. Swallow had the best of the baragain, for independent of Solomon’s mangled toad, parboiled neck and shoulders, be. saw as clear as mud, that the watch dial and crockery roust be replaced ; so that the reducing of the first chapter in his voluminous system to prac tice, must be attended with aa outlay of at least twenty dollars. This being the cose I might as well be huog for a sheep as a lamb, thought be, and with that be aoftly rose from his chair, stole softly from the room, and turned the key on the gentle Mrs. Swallow. the door this instant, Ur. Swallow.” “Not until I have kept you here seven daya npoo bread and water,” returned the victori ous Solomon, as be went on his way rejoic ing. But, alaal bow fleeting is human great ness—in about half an boor he returned to see bow matters were going, but scarcely pul bis eyes lo the key-bole, voen ne Began roar ing like a bull, for Mrs. Swallow bad lorn every one of bis hoe linen shirts (that on his back excepted) into pieces, to make a rope to let herself down from the window ; nor was that all, for. upon further examination, be dis covered that she had also thrown a variety of chair cushions, bed-linen, dec., into the dirty yard, to make ber descent sale. 0, chop-fallen Solomon Swallow I The archives of (be Swallows are silent as to the remaining occurrences of (bat eventful day, but on the very next morning, about seven o'clock, Mr. Swallow popped his bead from -under the blanket, and said, “Mrs. Swallow, dear, isn't it time to get up I” “Yes, returned the lady, “and yon may call me when yoa have lit the fire, and pot an the kettle.". Boor Solomon! There was no alternative. So be set about his work with an alacrity which showed that be bad the terror of a broken bead and demolished body linen ran- < ning strongly in his memory. In abort, Sol omon was a conquered man. First he bad to prepare breakfast, sweep the room, etc. The next, his assistance was required in the robbing of furniture, and the making of beds; and before the week was out, be was initiated into the mystery of washing towels. Degenerate Solomon Swallow 1 Nay, in after tunes, when the young Swallows began to gather about him, it is whispered that bis better half used to employ him at yet more deeply conjugal offices. About five yean after tbe celebration of hi* nuptials, a (fiend called to see him. “You most go with me to tbs theatre, Mr. Swallow,” said the friend. . “Ha shan’t,” said Mrs. Swallow. “Ho must said the friend, “and so most yoo.” “i may, hot is can't,” replied (be dame, “for be must stay at borne with (be children.” And Hr*. Swallow did go to the play, and Solomon did stay at home. O, ben-pecked Soh>rooa, Swallow! A back, mu once went to Portland, and attended church. He areotia a good pew, and the nest neighbor asked the man who ownod it, why bn pal a Bigger in Us powl ••Why, sir, ha is a Hajlian.” “Gael help that, he’s black.” “Why, sir, he’s aoorren pondeot of mine.” “Cant help that, he’s black.” “He ta worth a million of dollars.” “Introduce me." - As Iriah tailor, making a gewtleman’acoat and rest too small, inn ordered to take, them borne and fei itaa not, Someday* after tho tailor teld tbo geaHeain All hia garments happantag to fit a ooanuymeoof hii,lat iham at a sKffißg par week. >’i i-. t ioa jrzu i »■ ! 4-« • ■ *.. », .. j v vti ■*-» . ay —: 10 -•'*?- The moral of this authentic tale is, (hat bachelor* 1 aim and old maids’ children are always excellent in theory, but as bad as can be io practice, and that a managed wife is little better than no wife at all. Had Solomon only treated his belter half decently in the beginning, things might hare gooe on smooth ly to the end, hot as it was, he compelled her to be a Tartar in her own defence; he bad to take (be consequence. f-i I'- ■i- J ! ■ ' c-. B: 'r>: ;i ! ’ T W 'S S . 'ti —. i * ■ »< ». - ... r •...••■» -> ~♦« .-»y • ■ ’\y <•-* * 7 ■ i “ 1 - 'PUBLtBHBRB fe PBOPHIETORS. -'■ vii -*' *'• ~ ■ ‘:gl •- % " ..gfcg x ‘i'rxj w.iAf ■" ■: r ... - IHDBSDAI-MOMIHG; MAI RJttfKt } I'j •>! JV—t 3Tu ClntUnd Tmir, j . A BIX OF :JBOBLUVCB»s -■ j Fire or al* years ago, a rich Lqaiaiaoa llanter diet), leaving an paly beir,a daogb* jet, who was opt quita myenteen yp*n, oW. She, together with her fortune, wu.phcadia the Charge of. a guaxdiamwho waadatamly jelated to thefenily. fiber fortune, and bet Remarkable hastily, attracted the sllnitns of many suitors, among whom , was ansccom- Wished yoong manfrora Bt.- Louis, Whose inly wealth was his profession. His haod pane person and fascinating manners woo the kdy’a affections, and, without the it now ledge guardian, they were privately mar* I Shortly afterward they moved to 8t- Louis, where they lived together happily for a tine, soda bright future seemed to be before them. At pe expiration of a year, the lady having attained her majority, they returned to New Organs to claim her fortune and live in the splendid old family mansion. They were coldly received by the occupant, who deliber ately informal them that the estate had passed into other hands. They at once applied to tbs law for redress, sod going through the protracted formalities oftwoor three fruitless suits, they were left peniless, and obliged to abandon the case. Friendless, and. dispirit* ed, they returned to St. Louis, where the bus* band, like many other husbands, tried to drown the remembrance of his disappoint ment in the fatal cup. His wife entreated and admonished in vain. A separation waa the consequence, and the husband became more reckless and dissipated than ever. Driven at last to desperation, the wife applied for a di vorce, obtained it, and retired to a convent. This restored the wretched man to his senses; he abandoned his former associates, returned to the paths uf virtue, and became an indus- Irious and respectable cifizea. A few months ago the lady received a let ter from the son of her former guardian, in* forming her of bis father’s death, of his in* heritance of the estate, and of his determina tion to make full restoration, closing with an appeal to her to forgive his misguided parent, and to come to New Orleans and enjoy her fortune. She at once complied with the gen erous request; and all ber inheritance, togeth er with the accumulated interest, waa restored to her. Now comes ihe strangest part of this most extraordinary affair. The young man of fered her his hand in marriage, and plead with all Ihe earnestness of impassioned lore. He reminded her of all their childish attachment, nf his deep anguish when she became the wife of another, of the long years of bis sv ■ teat sorrow. Ait tfaoo* ■«—com« up before her mind, and gratitude plead elo quently in his favor ; bat at last the wife tri umphed over the woman. She thanked him, and gave him her simple blessing; told him (hat she bad loved hot one, and could never lore another; and entreated him to lake back all her fortune, and permit her to return to the convent. Finding her resolution unalter able, the young man consented, on condition that she would postpone her return one month. He immediately wrote to the former husband, who was ignorant of what bad transpired, of fering him a Gat-rale situation, on condition that hef would come immediately. The letter was signed by (he principal of a well-known firm, who was apprised of every circumstance in the case. As soon as the letter came to band, the overjoyed recipient took passage far New Orleans. He. presented himself at tbe place designed in the letter, and at once made himself known by showing his creden tials. He was conducted to the residence of the geueiuus bar, where, be was informed, tbe writer of tbe later wailed to receive him. His name was anoonced, and be was conduc ted into an elegant parlor, and there, alone, be met (be woman he bad neglected and die bonored-rtbe woman who bad been forced'to leave him, but who would not quite give him up. A few days afterward, (be city newspapers announced the marriage of Hr. —and Mrs. . Tbe estate was restored lo the lawful owners, and (he reconciled eotiple, nude wiser and better by adversity, are now living happily together. It is good to torn sometime Grom tbe cares and turmoils of politics, and contemplate hu man nature rising op from tbe depths of mis ery and despair, easting aside selfishness, and reaching that standard of purity and happi ness which so few attain. Good. —Paddy McSbaoe waa annoyed ex ceedingly by a strange dog. On a cold win ter night, the wind coning like a knife, after the dog bad been turned out of doors no leas than three times, Pat was awakened by a rath, er expensive fracture of the glass. The dog was io the boose again. Paddy wailed upoo him oat, and both were absent some fifteen minutes, so that his old women becoming al armed at such prolonged absence, rare and went to the window. “What are yeea doing out there, Paddy acoshla T” said she. Thera was such a clsHering of teeth that the answer was (or some time somewhat ua intelligible, at last it came; “I am trying to (raze tbo dirlish hula to death.” A Qoinssst, being jealous of fact bus band, took occasion to watch his movements rather closely, and ooeraonuog setaally dis covered the truant hugging andnasing a pret ty servant girl whilst mated on a safe by her sideL Broadbrim vas not kog kanooreriog the (ice of ha"wifemsshe peered through tbo baK open door, and rising with all iho cool asm of a general, lhas addressed aey. nty.vdb, thin hada better frit thy paep. jog, or, than wjjll asms a dntafhaaoa in the feraDy.” The cfiect was uleeßical. IIiUL. i‘-®Pl>ii© ■jj':’A Tf , i». ~ < .-.Wi. ■ '§o a J 4 ‘.W V >»ld lady i" Acodr dioly, be proceeded, jter toning be#«k, once more, Uw arrange the log.tHMeg eery .crooked) tint both ends opened oa th* oauide of the field. The next d«>, rhetni mal was ofaeerved to enter at her aoeoeiamed pfo°o» and shortly emerged again. HHer*s tooishmcnt,” aay* our informant, at AiAttg herself ia the same field whence she bad star jiad is tan iudksroas to be described! She looked thia way and that, granted her dKtot. •efaetkw, aad finally returned to the original (starting place; aad alter a deliberate survey of matters, to satisfy herself that it was sdl right, she again entered tbe log. Oa emerg ing yet once mote on the wrong side, she evinced even more surprise than before, turned sboot, and retraced tbe log in sa oppoatorifi. rection. Finding this effort likewise in rain, alter looking long and attentively at the pos ition of things, with a abort, angry groat of disappointment and perhaps fear, she toned short round and started off on a brisk ran; nor could either coaxing or driving ever after induce her to visit that part of the' field.— She seemed to have a superstition concert ing the spot. — Knici. Udtetsss BUiUdto. Mr. Joseph Gilbert, who was attached to the astronomical service in Captain. Cook'# expedition 40 observe the transit of Venus, and whose name was conferred on him by the great navigator of “Gilbert’s Island,” re sided at Gosport, where, according to the fashion of the day, be, like Count d’Artoise, wore rery tight leather breeches. He had ordered the tailor to attend him one rooming, when his grand daughter, who bad also or dered her shoemaker to wait upon her. The youog lady was sealed in the breakfast morn when the maker of (he leather breeches .was shown in;; arnicas she did not know one handi-craftsman from the other, she at once intimated that she wished biro to measure her for a of “leathers,” for, as she remarked the wet weather was coming 00, and she fell cold in “cloth.” The modest tailor could hardly believe bis eyes. “Measure you, miss 1” said be, with hesi tation. “If you please,” said the young lady, who was remarkable for much gravity of deport ment ; “and I have only to beg that yon will give me plenty of room, for 1 am a great walker, and I do not like to wear anything that constrains me.” “But, miss,” exclaimed the poor fellow in great perplexity, “ I never in my life men* sured a lady; I ” and there be paused. “Are you not a lady’s shoemaker!” she asked. “By no means, nuts,” said be. “I am 1 leather breeches maker, and bate come to take the measure, not of yon, but Mr. Gil bert.” lie young lady became perplexed, 100, bat she recovered ber self possession iJler a good common-sense laugh, and the ma ker of breeches to her grandpapa. "w - I I - - Catching the Wrong Cntontr. In the cars between Washington and Bal timore, the other morning there entered a man tall in stature and of rough exterior.— He wore a thick for cap, and in bis band was a cane covered with heavy bark and a slim —probably a'specimen of the growth of aome Car off land. A few inqniri in from the starnger proved that be was not lamiliar with the condition of agriculture or-the 1 business of the particular locality, so an opportunity was seized by a young fellow-passenger to banter him a little. Tbe conversation went on pretty well for a while. The lively imag. ination of the young’nn bad full scope whilst the modest replies of bis (supposed) victim rendered his triumph complete. At length oor Western friend became a aims led, and In a very firm becoming manner be said: “Yon talk of the West as if tbe light of civilization * bad never dawned upon (bat part of oor Re public. Sir, in the town of Liberty, ri, four hundred miles above St. Louis, the whole population is me tktmmnd totdt; they have erected and sustain the ‘William Jew. ell College,’ and several subordinate res of learning; they have six chnretes, tbe average cost of which was $5,000; their roads are HcAdamtzed, and in all the town of Liberty there it not a tingle irwm shop /” The speech and the manner af the speak, er blended with subseqaeot mpirnsims of gratifications oo viewing tbe capital, woo for the stranger considerable interest. He wasn msn of talent and power, but sack was Ins motey that the only account of hunctr which was obtained was that **hs ted *»rw in the Legislature.” It win be aorae daw be fore his young friend will attempt to sport with sa unknown Id low passenger. A Wnrnn editor Urns apologizes (or ibw NMppcutDco ofbia paper al tbe »~i| lime: ‘Owing to the bets that oar p«p~.».i. f (fisappoiued at, that tbe auiU failed and da. priced u of oar exchange*, tint ■ Dutch pcd. (ar Mole oar adanta, that tbe ralr raaoffwab oor fane, and tbe “deta,” vent to the ctrcoa •bile Uw editor was at borne tending tbe ba bies, oor paper is unavoidably detained he> yood the proper period of pohlicaiioo." “We once knew an eccentric old «»»»■ j| tbe ‘Notmeg State,’ ia iu Nortera pan, wbowcattolU&adiar title of‘Dude Aanm.' Tbe old man bad laiaed a laige brill of As yoongeat of whom-* wild royaler. ißgbtade—was named after bimaeir. la speak iag ofbia feawly.tha aid maa aaid, with * *ny kagbew*—Aaeagail my boyslaev er bed b* eaa wboloefc after hisAiber, and (bat wasmyAaraw;baioakafter me— WUh « dab.” -v-.,.*.. _ WAwrwnc—A good,strong, ndhroirophi>i ur. » make bnay-bofiro ttkk to tfcac arm: bosiaeaa.