Sabbath MedllalloM BT li HUT. To nti’CT gw Aral rtolct* of the awing Anduy titan on,«N<^frf|By^tßß(i! The „,•• tonrtlfv&h the .pherea. w* ttSMfWlhh Imnwtaf ■ > - - • ltnw*h theull -pineand !■ tf»leo9> tMjjht". Of branching threat tree, «nd in Urn fin# , r . ;1 Y j., Td tWfitehitt Wrapping ihh chilnrf‘*hul- ' L '< ’ In tW i#e« influence biWaplrlt tald.. ' Howfaolyi* ibvaabbatliof the heart t, In mockety bf whom Earth's Mammon boildtr" - Her priUce made oftrbdd end atorreWith gilded dome Aid ptUplsttspptnga and With acartetelotli - . ttantan alUreepread, >nd eallatfaspiln ..... Within-eoti plastered riill»,aweMarißg wllhfc«W r - -With htatliogtatioattd with ailkw floohea,'. - Wph foWevrinf, and pomp andpridat- i . > Enewtg on reftot, reading from a. bpok , s , With plden clasp; with patwnaing aft Aa if the/ honored-God by kneeling then ' the wdrid and dtaretieh- - - - I* Arid ahd wood and mound andrale and can, -. In the deep ooUlndetand amp haunts, t y By gently murmuring stream and in the rath Of jwUdeat .cascade, in the ocean i»Wa,-' - And where iMbiewen dash Upon tMiMf,- : And in the ocffaldeptha.of tbs deep wmt— • And wwabippcm tafr bwAtto CarollTag *woet»ong», or ciorllog in the *ir. With' ineeet ham, or howling in the' depth* Of the lone wood, or baying on the plain - Or lowing in the pastures green,-or on • The Im (porting amid the fragrant gra**,- Of bounding o’er the crag, or nigh aloft Whirling in circle* on the buoyant air Till lost from sight, or in the finely hut ’■ Cotered with rag*, or pining in cold want And (tarring penary to pamper wealth Or in the swelling bud* and opening flower And wafting grain and bending bough, Or the tall soughing pine, hymning Ilia preiae Id nbrCT cea*ihg andg. ' Hi* altars rlne On orery spot, where mockery ha* not built , A temple to earth's Mammon God and there• By ereiy altar how the worshipper* Of the Eternal Ood, whose spirit breathes In erery thrill that warms to life and lore. iN IPPBCTINfi STORY. NANNIE NEAIu AN AFFECTING STORY, 1 am a Bachelor! Don’t smile or pass judgment rashly upon me—l must tell, why i am wlial I am. I can scarcely remember when my father removed to the new village of Urookville. It seems, too, that there is a 'dim remem brance of an old house by the lake. It is all vague, dim and uncertain, however. Yet I sometimes find lingering within me a vision of an old. brown building, with elms in front, and a sleepy lake down in the'vnle, and such, I have beard my father say was our home. These impressions seem to me es much like dreams as realities, end no wonder, either, for the.footsteps of long years have marched over them. But 1 do remember distinctly a broad river that we crossed on bur way to our new home, that is the most distant of alt—its silvery waves flashing around the flat ve crossed over bo, are not to be forgot ten. The streets of Brookville were not cleared of stumps when we entered a little cottage on Main street. There was a newness and a freshness about everything there. It was not long before it begun to assume a busy appear ance, as new settlers came in, and new shops and new stores went' up. My father was a bricklayer, and I carried some of .the bricks and mortar that went into what is now called •‘the old Coopt House at Brookville,” and I helped to rear its old walls! Time flies. Among others who came to Brookville, was a man named Neal. He had been a merchant in one of the seapOrl cities, but failing by injudicious speculations, he bad re tired with a little wreck of his fortune to the new village, either to recruit, or spend the evening of his life in quiet. I never knew which. He had been a hard drinker during the last five years—the demon in the wine glass had been the main rock on which he wrecked his all.; and his wife he left in the city, in the graveyard behind the steeple Church —sent there by his abuses and cruel ty. So said the old shoemaker who came with Neal from the city. Nannie Neal was a bright star gleaming in the storm-night among the clouds. She was the only child of the flew comer, and a lovely being’sKc was 1 She was just my age, or nearly, not April to June was the difference, 1 b&ieve... Neal managed to get a house a few rods from oun; and he with his daughter; a sour old dame of a housekeeper, both of whom came with him constituted the fan>ily M Nannie and 1 were not long in becoming fait friends; we met, one Sunday afternoon down in the clearing at the brookside, after which the village was named, and there for a fall hour we played “captive’s hasp” among the broad walnut and poplar stumps that stood like watching sentinels in the vale. The very next day we went out together on the hills, with our baskets, and gathered whortleberries and talked and played {among the rocks, and when we grew tired she sal down and told me of her mother—of how she used to weep white she sat at -her feet, and then died in the cold night with con sumption and a broken heart, and that the Priest said she went to heaven to dwell with the Virgin Angels.. I have since thought that her mother was a Catholic, but of this I am not certain. Neal put up a tavern in Brookville, and (lie (ettlera gathered there and drank. I re member the first night there was *a noise there and laughing, fiddling, dancing- and singing,, and I thought it must he something very nice, but my mother told me it wps a. very wicked place, and that I must never go there, I often wished my mother had never told me that, Tor my Nannie was there ( and. she was tny doarest/riepd. , • ~j Years passed aa others, had, and Nannie and, I grew up ( abe was one ofjha loveliest creatureaof female. beauty L had <;rer seen. She Was as gentle.as the-whisperingt of the while winged zephyrs among the April flow ers, and as pure.astba liUy itattenttonealb the summer breeze Jo the Wst pf the rippling, wares of the meadow rill, end yet stews* reared among the wrecks of a father’s for- . j£.s. <% i t-i'i :ty &?y: ill- v ' m %^-zm isu? ufne/4wMtnd heard time after time, the rude, ctSirta jest; «nddrtßlientiWdnrhf drtmksfe rneoiaround Ihelittlo banhorfittharkepl. : Nannie waslwppily- ini possession of iMi Virtues whieb naohle and beoulify woman's character; SMiwps kindand ttjer wild pornwiillirtolyj yeiUtaioveljfcairn of tbecountenanoo-was litjgedwith tt shndo of look;4bne,';deed, were gshileas iog among Ihe gdtdan dorters; NindieNaat wits the lored one in Brookville. ' I loved ter when we weie children playing, bn cophe an‘d rock and -dell; ‘and Dow4hat »e wera-groi»n,l lored her with airihapuaoalt»’idciatryor iny fooj»ptaa> faeofc Not lnve Vrti tmfilips i and-yfet ilio iecret waa itraftdfoDdlyhbetWiedrbyeachhiddeD Mart. Ah! wo wnc/faippyia theiaeeret heart w6r> ship, Wa were often together, in tba wild nook where we bad gathered berries when children; siong.lbe brook -where tM waves danced o’er their pebbly path that Jed to the river; in the qld woods, where oak and pine pointed theit taper spires up to Heaven,'we rambled and-dreamed and loved in silence,- with none but nature with us; .For hours we have salon the-brink of the brOok, watching the frisking fish gliding like golden creatures among the crystal waves, and the mellow sunlight trembling on the tree tops, and fading away - behind tba bills, and all the time we felt that our hearts held sweet converge in breathless whispers—thus a holy tie was weaving woof and Web into our life and hopes and destinies. . . Old Neal became aware of our growing' intimacy, and became enraged. Oneevening, when I had gone to. spend a few hours with Nannie, at her home, (at an inn as it was, I could no longer - stay' away,) the- old - roan came to the little silting room, where We were and sternly ordered me away.' I arose, end a tear drop bong upon Nannie’s eyelid. I look my,hai,andael went ont, tha old man sqng after me—“ Hod canier. rt - 'Dio old housekeeper flaUenetf her ugly face against the glass door between the two rooms, and echoed the chorus—“hod car rier I” The old shoemaker stopped hammering his leather, as 1 went out, ood spoke low, and said ha would see me that evening-. The rabble in the dram shop, through which 1 had to pass, caught the notes of deri sive taunt, end shouted it after mis—“ Ho d I” The infernal tannt yet rings in my ears. That evening the old shoemaker saw me, and told me Nannie loved me, and that! ww should seo-each other clandestinely. I then thanked him, and through bis interference Nannie and I met almost every day, and talked and loved. And in this way we spent some of our hap piest hours, dreaming of the bliss that wins to be oure in a fow short months, for when the summer was post we were to be married. Love with us was-now a reality, and in the solitudes about Brookville, we dreamedof .its bliss, as together we watched the drifting of the white clouds riding on .the blue ocean of the sky. Our dreams were like the clouds. A cloud was io the sky with a storm in its bosom, too, but we saw it not. > Christmas day we were to be married. None knew it however, except the old. Shoe* maker and Rob Lincoln. Rob was to con vey her to a neighboring bouse in a new sleigh, and I Was to, meet him therm with the village parson. Such was the arrangement. The day before Christmas the hills and houses were covered with snow. Brookville was all life far the enjoyments .of the season. That morning two strangers appeared in our midst. None knew from whence they came. I mel them on the street early in the day. 1 disliked their looks and turned aside... There was a lurking look of sin lingering about the face of the eldestheartless looking wretch. The younger appeared but little better. . All day long the revel increased in and about Neal’s , house. Once or twite there came near being a fight. Just after sundown, I met Rob Lincoln running towards hie fath er’s bouse qt full speed. 1 had P° Ume to ask him a single question. There’ was Iha wild est (error flashing front the brave young man’s eyes. “Ron with me to Neal’s—run—dreadful limes there (’’'and he grasped my arm end started to drag me. I tore myself from his grasp and bounded away with him. Hist I the wind blowsaow just as it shrieked by my ears aslrahup the snow;covered street of'Brookville on that fdtal 'evening. Draw your chair closer; 1 wish to speak id whispers now. Within Neal’s house, when we reached it, was this scene. The Old housekeeper stood- with her chap ped hands in her yellow apron; with her face Satisfied against- a dirty pane of a glass door, looking into the tavern. A few of the village sots were staggering around the room, or half dozing on the pine benches round the fire. - The old shoemaker seemed pleading with Neal, who was nearly drunk,' to revoke some decree of his; and mjr owni Nannie was strugglingin the arm* of one of the two strangers, 'white the otter stood' a little'way off, grinning -with grim satisfaction! ■My blood tolled in titelfy knbtted vein. ’ Wifeh I inio the iareoa, old' KM stammered into ddrookeaslang. •; t ■ " i ;“So, hai ’Mister- HfidCar rier, I’ve sold Nan to h city gentlemen I wnd be held opn roleau of gold coin. A low Jaogtt gUrgied up thifoat of the infernal purchaser. ‘‘Nannie sold!’ V V-v - ■ I grew dizzy—ihe .room yvidt-iiff tragedy aderaed lb, ..aroujid with I. jieard out Nev.how can yptjf.parter your own pure child away to one wftdte heart is LHLIiaL IS-'te .ki'V.'‘ *^ 4 .** w* —•- .-iJi .^r ; ' *- Wirfr !gy m'.s.vpvt.vi 1 ' 1 H isv v , “tok AGivii^i^vammvfa «•*•* '- tOfdnyyp blapkssjany purgatory,»fler proms ising your poprfljeat} wife bod mothwAOiherldearchildJ’’.. A dnmkeucutse cams .froouhebot lungs of tbafathoragainsltbe shoemaker ftnd'lusj own^WM*? “better Ibaathq wifo of an ipflh ' f , Xsa w'Uw'qht pitted face grinning : qndMhdnlsaw the mild d( jnyfpMr^a^'&jnqty. jSTajniie piptM.^^pgJ(qsm Vhelt spckfelij and htf fight handi.lnpl pas ihe monßlons g.rasp t iP?P%'°gly' **>' mefor helji Sba my. papne, t rushed’ to bejr rescue. . Bobltyucolawai before me. ; r; Qld jiqaj was enraged (bat Wp should das fifty &.Jnfa|ny. towhjcA he had sold grasping the olcTshpe maker’s hammer from the bench, he hurled it ai us. The -weapon flew 'close by Rob’s Oar, ofld slruck' tho head of ray poor Nanniei With a low murmur of ‘Mnother, mother I’i she sanfc in my arms to the floor. The two strangers fled forever from Brookville. I cal-i ed agein and again to NaWnie to tell me she had 1 Dot fled from earth to heaven ; but she kept her blue' eyes fixed bptm me, and i changeless smile rested upon her damp face. And all' this lime, the old'housekeeper kept her hideous face pressed' against the glass, grinning through the scene. And old Neal stood with bis' arms folded, clutching in one hand Iheroleau of gold,' I called again and again jo Naqnie; pud like a child, whispered in her ear that I loved her still ; hut the changeless smile. Was the only answer. The p(d,shoemakerranaodjtrought the village sur geon, He came and knelt down by her on the tavern floor, and took her pale hands in his.~ I loved him more than ever for holding it so softly and tenderly, examining the livid spot half bid by her auburn hair, where the hammer had struck. I could bear it no long er;! whispered "Doctor, is Nannie gonol” I could not say dead, but. worse I And be itdd bis finger significantly on bis noble brow. -- Rob Lincoln, (h» doctor and the old shoe jnaker carried Nanoiefrom the tavern to the doctor’s house, and'Hollowed. And the blood of'the victim felj, drop by drop, on the pure white snow. t The next day did Neal went to eternity. The Angela of Retribution had watched his step*, Sod bad marked his last going out. The shad of the'pale Archer had struck him id vex, and then destroy. In the battle strife' with the' demon of delirium tremens he was overcome, end hid spirit shrieking with fears, wedt to 'be 1 judged tiy fchrn Who weighs idi mortality in the eternal balance of Truth. He was buried beneath the anow.web that lay on the yard behind the village church, and no eye in Bropkville wept. Day after day I.watched by the bed side of poor Nannip, and whispered to her and wet her dry lips with water. She mostly lay with her languid eyes closed, but when she did open them they started out after me with such terror that I shrunk from them. Arid she would point her Unger at me, and call me a monster, and command me to carry her back Id Brookville to her own dear——. Oh I how agonizing that was! .To hear her call my own name, and link with it the fond est endearments—yet look upon me as the monster who had bartered gold for her love liness. Thus-, days and nights passed, and (he faithful surgeon all tho time endeavoring to call back her wandering mind. It was all in vain! 'The cloud that had drifted in our summer •Icy had burst upon us in a winter storm that knew no spring time in lira I My poor loved and lost Nannie Neal! She sits in the broad'flock of sunbeams (bat foil through her window in one of the tildekrooms at the D—— Asylum, a harmless, dream* ing Lunatic!* " 'And there she will ait and chatter to her bird add her straw until the good angels beck* on her away! I have sat by her side iOH!> y SOgU. a . , r ' , , ! v **ldeclarel havdn mind to putthitbed fltlilt into thowssb to-dsy, it don't reallyneetf W go, neither,'butLbellevel'ilsend it idown. iWbyi yotr*ee,‘aunt we * RsvO 'a very small; trash toiday V tf-snaali that Susan will get brocket leesi, and 1 sballhavels'pajr i |ter fuit hi mUclnts t bough She worked till night $ and so- 7 ''’--. tt ' -s : • ' "Sidp c a'mSlnent ) ('de«f,’ i 'said ; the old' lady g&)'lly, andthlhk; I'll baptise' nQile, wouldn’t you Iw slid before a $w KcuVa of daylight yddr*e|( |hd,‘ famny,*of better" «ifl, d J(ew hou rsto’ rest T ‘ U is a haw way for a woman' to eh.rd_fiqt ;ii»ing ; begrudge hpf lar., *lliis,^^ 4 Succession' plod ded through jhe.poid ,io jwr,cUBtomers’ hqus». Let her go at noon if she gets through.. Vyho knpws but she ntay; haye to come from the sick couch-of sorae Jovedione, and that she. counts the theminules—?till she can return, fearing even she may come one too. late. , Put it bnsk .0n .the bed, end sit down while I tell you what one poor, washer woman.endured.because heremployer did as yon would, to mpkeouttfae wash.” ■: And the old lady took her spectacles and wiped away the tear-drops that drom some cause had gath ered In her aged eyes, and then with a trem ulous voice related; the following story. “There wos never a mow blithesome mar riage than Adalinh Ralbigh’s; There was was never a mSideln that went to the mar riage altar with higher hbpeS or more blissful anticipations. Wedding the man ofherchoice, he, : Whose loved (dries had ever filled her heart like a'ldusid-gd'sh 1 froth the land of light, o' young, talented, ddble fellow, oneof whom any woman mighi well be proud, it was no wonder that mote seemed a gold waif from Eden: FeW indeed have a sunnier life in prospect than had she.' For te if years there fall no shadow t on her. path. Her house was one of beauty and rare luxury, her’husband the same kind, loving man as. in the days of courtship, winning laurels evpry year in hjs profession, adding comfortate his hotpe and, joys to his fireside!, , ,And brides these, bles sings, God.bad given another’.; a little crib stood by herAedside—- its tenant a.rosy, baby boyp the image'of ilk-Talheri and dearer to thode wedded lovers .than aught else earth coujd pffe.r • • ’ : “6lit I muit not dwell upon those happy day ; mya story has to do with other ones.- It was with them as oil it is wjitb others, just when the beam is the brightest, the clouds be gin to gather. A series of misfortunes find reverses occurred with startling severity, and swept front,thept everything but love and their baby, boy... Spared to that and to' one another, they bore a bravo heart, and in a (distant city began anew their fortune, Wei) and strongly did they struggle, and at length they began to see the sunlight of prosperity shine again on their home. But a little while and the shadowy fell* The husband sicken ed, end lay for months on his couch languish ing, not only with mental and bodily pain, but oftentimes for food and, medicine. All that she could do, the wife performed, with willing band. She. went from one thing loan other till, at length, she who.had worn a satin garb and pearls upon her bridal day, toiled at the wash-iub for the scantiest living. Long before light she would'rise every morning, and loili for the dear ones at home, and then many of kiss upon the lips of her pale com panion and sleeping boy, start nut through the deep, cold snow, and grope her way to the too alien smoky kitchen, and toil there at rubbing, scalding, rinaing, starching—not un frequently wading knee deep through the snow, to fasten her freezing clothes' upoil the line. And when night came, with ber half dollar, she would again grope through the snow -to ber oft-times lightless and fireless' home,— and ob, with what a shivering 'heart' Would she draw near lothem.feariog ever shewonld be locate. Jt is a faet that for six weeks at one lime she peyer saw lhe face of her hus band or child, save by lamplight, except only on the Sabbath. - How, glad she would have been to havehad once in a wbilo a small wash gathered,for her! " . "One dark winter iinorning, as she was busily preparing tbe frugal, breakfast and get ting everything ready before she left,- her hus band called her to bis Bedside. “Ado,” said be, almost in a whisper, "1 want you' should try to gel home early 10-night —be home be fore sundown—do, Aqa.” “I’ll try,” answered |sha with a choked ul lerance. * "Do try, Ada. I have a strong desire to see your face by. sunlight. Toidsy is Friday i I have not seen it since Sundayj I must look upon it once again.” “ ’ " ’ "Do you feel wpred Edward 1” asked she anxiously, feeling,QB she Spoke. - ‘ “No, no, I 'think t ot j but 1 do wf nt to see your face once more by 'gunlTghr’,l cannot wait till Sunday.” , , ’ , ‘ ~ "Gladly tyould ahs larry by his bedside till (be.suofighkilol? through their little’window, but it was not to be. She was ahd in the dusk of xsorniog must go forth lo la bor. She: laihhWswbet kisae*. given and. ta'- kefl and f neelfvordsiwbirlperedjp.the sweet est love uwei. sShereaqhed tbnhttcheqro’fher employer, and with'a irooWedfacpwaiietd for the basket lo be brought,: - AbeauUfuLefHile playedover her waadaeo as »bo assorted .its contents. She could get two o’clock,- and perhaps iftsbe.fhurrsd, by one. Love and anxiety lent new attength to her weary srtti«i'arid fivemtootet after, the tlock slruck one/sfte bung ibe last garment v-:-'^M'cd) V>l’- v.--, SrtiK's •ftatjay Ipe pxgwar y>Hr w;»«' | ; j i Xl' is v yy.j v ?» " .ti 1 &"f ROrSllJrpßSl * 7 —■ 1 .yz -; i fj, ,■ on ana wasjastAboot-emptying her t tifia o6fede>iil wilhadobp- Is ofbad-quilts, saying. *A« you have so small ydu Ohy do these JjreM 1 A wait bjj agoiiyf wniDg from, Ihe keenest'fopmsin of tjh|“hegrjj gushed to hiir ligs. ' it ‘ai msT sho 'cOuld, she agaia took Wihe hoardandruhbed and hungouf..' itwas'h'ilf’(>S«tiiiredwHenagaip she afafled for Aout to loti.* And the agedmartyr fobbed.’.’ 1.. . tf ; '>uAn hour toolate,'’'continued she,' ariefa long pauses Han husband wuadying-4-yes pltßost gooe. ’ HWhad’stwngtfa given topyiia. perafew-words to "frantic wir«*Mo’ tpllhai Sow habWlOngedie Wok upod hef faw.abd’bhWihat nolilibd (dbekathiclrtwo, he ppuW see, Wf hftef thttf,tbsghiiistrain* etfevery nerve, be layin theshadow pfdeath. orin Kour'she pillowed bid head Upon her suf jfenng'liteaati and then—Aeiearut rest.” ; But for the grudging or thoughtless exaction of her mislreds, she bad once more seen the love-light flash in her husband’s eyes, and he have looked upon her who was so dear. ' Mary, Mary, dear, bp kind to your washer Woman.''' Instead of making her work as long as may be, shorten it, lighten it. ; Fdw Women wilf go ‘ but tb’ daily Washing Unless their needs are terrible. - No woman ou her bridal day expects to labor in that ■Way, and Bo sure, my niece, if constrained Id op so, it is the lasi resort.' ' Thepoor'wora an, laboring so bdrd’jbr'ydu.'has not always been a washer woman, ' She has' seen awful trials, too. ' I can read her story in her pale, sad face.' Be kind'to her pay her all she asks, and let her go home as early as you con. “You have finished m good season to-day, Susan,” said Mrs. Merton, os the washer woman, with her old cloak and hood on, en tered the pleasant chamber Jo ask for her pay. , "Yes ma’am, that I have; and my heart mp’oro is relieved of a heavy load. I was ad afraid I should be kept till.night, and I am needed .so at home.” (-‘‘Hive you any sickness!” asked aunt Hannah, kindly. ‘ iTears'gushed to the poor woman’s eyes as she answered. “Ah ma’am, i left my baby most dead this morning; he will be quite so to-raorroW. I know it, I’ve seen it too many times, and none but a child of nine years to tend it. Ob.Lmuat go; andiquickly.” And grasping the hard earned money which she hMd'ldileif for while herbabjf was dying, that when dead ii might have n decent shroud, she hurried to her home. ’ K fc r llbwect i 'her-—thb"’young wile who had never known sorrow, and the aged mat ron whose hair was while with trouble—fol lowed her to her home; the home of the drun kard’s wife, the wretched home of the drunk ard’s babes. She was not too late. The wee dying boy yet knew his mother, yet craved a draught from her loving breast.— Until midnight she pillowed him there, end then kind hands took from her the breathless form, shut the bright eyes, straightened the tiny limbs, bathed the cold clay, and wrap ped jtboul it the pure white shroud. Yes, and did more. They gave what the poor so sel dom have—dote to weep. “0, aunt,” said Mrs. Merton, with tears in her eyes, assaying seen the little cofßped babe borne to its lost home, they returned to their own happy.-one, “if my heart blesses you, how much more must poor Susan’s.— Had it not been for you, she would have been too late—the baby would not have known hia mother. ' it has been a sad yel holy lesson. [ shall always be kind to the poor washer woman. But, aunt, was the story you told me a true one —all true I mean!" “The reality ttf that story whitened my head when it had been but thirty summers, and the memory or it has been one of the keenest sorrows. It is- not strange thar-1 should pity the poor washer woman. Ada* line and aunr Hannah are one and (he tame.'* Suppose a flock of fluttering birds were bduhd with strongrcoTds to a barren rock in a dark'valleys ' High above (hero towards a mountain, illumed by the sunbeams, and fra* grant withlhe perfume of cedars and aro matic groyes. Now, a being whose counte nance beams-with celestial benevolence', de scends from the mountain, and cuts- asunder the cords that bind them. Presently the freed birds, with exulting joy, fly aloft, and nestle among the ovetgreei) branches, and make the air vocal with their artless melodies. Just so, Christian friends, Goddeals with you.— He cuts asunder the ties that bind you to a sin-darkened world. He removes your dear est friends and. trial you 1 may pre pare to follow them to a higher and brighter sphere, where oil is fragrance,immortality and glory,—Word. Sevbn Fools.— l. The Envious man, who sends away his mutton becausehis neigh bor'is eating mutton. 1 2. The Jealous man, who spreads his bed with nettles, end then sleeps in it. -3. The Proud man, who gets wet thro’ in b rain, rather ihan ride in the carriage of an interior. ' ! • * - ‘ • ■ 4/' The Litlgious tnan, wfrb goes to law-in the. hope of ruining his opponent, and gets ruined himself. ... , ’s.' The 1 ; Elxrrs.vagdrii man,' Who buys a herding, and ihenforihwilti .prtceeds lo hire a -cab to carry it horae. , . ’ • The Angry tnkp, WWlenrn* Hi phieclyde, because ho is annoyed, wi , Tv.- w Ji|e K man,, wlip i fiate#. |bn, outsutei of bis house .brilli and sitWiosida in ttypdark/ v , Lvm.K opjiQctuhiueJordding good sin lected by many who flre' wai(ij)g/qr an 91911 to perform acts of charity, Am AMtrtii MrmmMi K#»» » Fteach ill over, besidftwiag immensely funny s ibo fiwill figurtiof aman.tboperfeci semblance pfc Mf,-Tbifers The gal, rdMnwjesti. CSWfWotte ai», and was sodo-loatilo-'rienr 4nfMf «te dood« laswdWeyttmsiwhto Thanks lb 6 Strbng'Spd Snoringgale/which , impelled him" on hM course, I balloon-' mao'arrivedthe same afternoon in tho ught of Vfinb country hbuteinthe neighborhood of BftvrO; It was: near the bourof dinner, odd the lady pf.'thef mansion; tvhonaturally thought herself perfeciiy occupied in the mysteries of hertollet* > -ItvWaa a warm day, and she bad opened (pnvpfihe wmdovrs Winch 'looked out , upoOtbe - perk; ihd was safe from any prying eyes. -While tranquilly engaged; by the assistance of a corset lacing* in reducing her want, to a siteandshape that-would reflect credit on hot husband’s taste; she waasuddenly start ed by a -blast of wind, 'followed bysst range - no«ffi' and, immediately the casement 'van thfbwfr bpen(tod oorlinle btUoon-man en tctedher chamber-onauoonoed;•• The ’Mr ptWs a cry df ahd throws • shawl over her shoulders. ~The ' little man, drives t>yr the wind, 1 throws himself oponibe on* happy woman! who, screaming louder than ever, pushes 'him off, and he Conceals him* self, under the bed. fli ' 5 ‘iJ i i Just as the wife, in' a supplicating Voice, says to (his noVel Don Jdan: “AMMon sieur, go away, or you will ruin me!" the husband furiously rushed in crying; “Ah I the wretch, I have him now I” and goes in search of his 'sword to run him through the body. The wife, mplre dead than reiterates, in the midst of sobs: “Ply I fly | Monsieur, and save me the sight of a dreadful-trag edy.” The husband arrives, armed to the teeth, followed by the whole household, who! seek to mollify his anger. - While two of his friends hold the husband, a third, stooping down, perceives oUr little friend, who, for good cause, utters not a.word, and catching him by the* leg, draws ■ him forth from his concealment, when IoT Moo sieur Balloon no longer, held down by tha bedside, raises himself erect, swells -out, and rises majestically to the ceiling, to tbeim* mense amusement of the spectators, labile the poor jealous husband slinks away, award and all heartily ashamed of his causeless wrath. An Illinois Jlndgo. 1 knew one judge, who presided at a court in which a man named Green was convicted 4 of murder, and it became Jiis duty topro. nounce sentence of death upon the culprit.—•' He called the prisoner before him and said to! him: “Mr. Green; the jury by their Verdict say you are guilty of the murder, and the law says you are to be bung. NoW, fwant you and all your friepds down on Indian creek to know that it is not I who condemns you, but it is'the jury and the law.' Mr, Green, the law allows you time for preparation, and so the court wants to "know what time you want to be bung I” To this the prisoner replied : “May it,please the court,lam ready at any time, those who kill the body have no power to kill the soul my preparation is made, and I am ready to suffer at any time the court may appoint.” • The judge then said: Mr. Green, you must know that it is a very serious matter to be bung; it cannot happen to a man more than once in bis life, and you bad belter get all the lime you can gel; the court will give you until this day four weeks. Mr. Clerk look at the almanac and see whether this day four weeks comes on Sunday.” The clerk looked at the.almanac, at di reeled, and reported that, "that dayfpur weeks came on Thursday.” The judge then said : ''' Mr. Green, the court gives you this day four weeks, at which time you arelo bo hung.” • - . The ca«e was prosecuted by James Tur ney Esq,, the Attorney General of the Slate, who here interposed: _ “ May it please the court, on sotrinnooca •ions.liki the.present, when ( the life of a hu man being js' sentencedjaway; for crime by an earthly tribunal,it isrhuil Vfid proper for courts to .pronounce a formal Sentence in which, the leatJiOgTeafutcs of. thecrifne shall be brought to the recollection of iba prisoner and ha be duly , exhorted to repentance, and warned against the judgment in the- world to coma I’’ , , To which iks judge replied s “Ob, Mr. Turney, Mr. Green understands the whole matter as well as tf. I had preach* ed to him a month!" •He knows he baa got to be bung this day four weeks* ; Yoq n n . dersland it In that way, Mr. Green,-don’t your-.. ~ « , “Yes” said the prisoner. • •• Upon which the judge ordered .him to bo remanded ;to jail, and the court adjourned. A lady, of our acquaintance has recently had a remarkable, experience with a now Irish girl. "Biddy i. said she one evening, "we most have.some sapsages. for tea this evening; { expect company.” “y«s,raam.^. Tea time arrived, with it the company; (he table was spread, thotea was simmering, but no sausages appeared. . , ".Where are tbd sausages, Biddy 1” the lady inquired.. .. ' \ “And sure they’re in the |ay-pof, mam.— Oidn’tjyou tell me ,we must have them for tayl” , i- A fad,. : . Or the A DEttcAM IpCTraoxroN.—A lady’s heart is a deficale mslilujioD, and should be treated fts suieh. some brutal speetment of corduroy that seem to think the little beat. loss" a jo)te,;a glove, or a boot-jardc. Youpg men, if you dont intend lo take it to nulliper anil parson, just U£ Mis* What’s heart pioM right off, lw>. ” iumi» DCfr >cca-