unward. No falsa delicacy can exonerate us from a tnisimprovemeni of our time and talents in the day of final retribution and though,these are cotemporaries in the same field who regard us with very liule leniency, th ukiog woman has overstepped the bounds assigned her when she assumes the position of teacher, ■ Some may controvert this but stooping for a moment to consider it in a pe cuniary point of view, the emolument award ed her is so trilling in comparison wiih that °f the other sex, that the statement 1 think is at once verified. Jlul woman’s incentive is not the accumu lation of the “mighty dollar”. She goes forth on her mission of love, uncheered by worldly applause, and considering gold as contempt ible dioss of, the earth when competed to the cultivation of that imperishable gem which is hers to polish and faring forth to heavens light to shine forever. .■ Dear sisters do wp fully appreciate the mag. nitude of our coding? Are.we sufficiently impressed with the great responsibilities rest ing uponus? Do we make it the greatest desire of our hearts to imitate the character of our Heavenly. Teacher who taught so successful!) over eighteen centuries ago. His teachings still live. So will ours. , Assuming the,position that wo do’, our ex amples are daily leaching to those around us, anil hnw important that they should be ex emplary, “that wo should be living epistles read and known of all men.” Ojr mission is indeed a noble one. Hea ven s highest Irusl. Whal.is more noble than in being useful and wlmi occupation more use ful than dial of striving to elevate mankind? Whilst making an estimate upon the neces sary skill requisite to perform the greet work, we are led in exclaim, “Who is sufficient for these things ?" Hut “uni m is strength,” and supported by Divine guidance much can be accomplished. Dei us embrace every facility for thoroughly qualifying ourselves, so that we may enter upon this work understnndingly, Taking this very important precaution, we may not only attain to a higher position, be regarded more leniently by the public mind, have a more extensive influence, but enjoy the dear thought that wo have not lived in vain, and as our Philadelphia friend very wisely re markeu, «c may become a fact in society. ISot only tins, hut we can render our call mg a very pleasing one if we cultivate a sen si'ive conscience and ever appeal to that for a decision of right or wrong. I say pleasing, and so indeed n is, for what purer joy is hu niaimv capable of conceiving than that re sulting from an approving conscience and an approving God. A Remarkable Ulan. AND A UNIVERSAL REMEDY FOB DISEASE, This city is now the home of one of the most remarkable men of [homage—a man who has traversed the civilized globe, and established in almost every country which he has visited, ihcsale of his medicines for the relief of human suffering, and which are a cerium cure for disease in all its forms. We oliuue to Phofcssob Thomas Holloway, of London, It is now several sears since this benefactor of th» human race first proclaimed to the world, through the British press, that he had, after deep research, prepared a rem edy that was sure to eradicate disease. Years of nnitenl investigation into the laws of hu man physiology which control our bodies in i health and when diseased, led tm the inven-1 tern and preparation of the world-renowned Holloway’s Pills and Ointment. Near ly, il not quite one half of the human race have taken his mr dieines ! His name is as universally known over the globe as that'of Alexander, Napoleon, or Washington, when in the height of their ambitious career. If they conquered nations in the field of battle, Prolessor Holloway has, with no weapon but that of science, conquered disease in all its forms. His meritorious career is bounded by no imaginary lines of latitude and longi tude short of those marking the confines of civilization itself. No insulated country or nation was sufficiently extensive for the op eration of his enterprising and gigantic intel lect. Wherever disease has a residence, there he penetrated with his medicines, and left an enviable and enduring rrputalion.— Afier enlightening Europe, his fame spread over Asia and tlie civilized portions of Africa, and finally appeared in America. Ho has translated the cures he has performed and the virtues of his medicines into as many languages as the missionaries have the Bible. Governments, otherwise the most despotic, have been forced by the great value of his m'dietties and their popularity with the peo ple, to remove antiquated and time-honored restrictions upon the introduction of foreign medicines, and open their custom houses to a free introduction to the pills and ointment of this distinguished man. Empires and kingdoms removed the barriers of ages ngainst the introduction and sale of proprie tary or patent medicines, and freely permit ted Holloway’s medicines to become the phy sician of the masses.— N. Y. Dispatch. Wheat in Millers’ Hands. —The Roch ester Democrat of Wednesday morning says',: —"The total amount of wheat now in store here, on the way and to ho received during the coming season, is 448,000 bushels. V\ e might probable put it down in round num bers at half «' million. This we ascertain from inquiry at each of the mills in the city Some parcels are here awaiting buyers, but <, the quantity is not large. The lack of stor age room is one disadvantage that our mil lers fed. There is not much flower now in store here. The amount of wheot in the city in January Inst was about 150,000 bush els, and some 300,000 bushels were frozen in along the canal, a few miles west. This year everything will reach its destination." Tub Honetdale Herald is very anxious for somebody to “mark” Mr. Grow’s votes for Speaker. We can assure our friend JJaqdslek that Mr. Grow’s constituents have watched bis votes—not with anxiety, but with great satisfaction. He h»s been true to his principles, and tothq waihes of his constiiur ency.—The pride they feel in him, evinced by oleceting hire three terms, is heightened by-the unswerving fidelity with which he adheres to the cause oC Pceedom.rf Bradford Reporter. P» you koi any belter sinffi New year? 1 THE AGITATOR. M. H. COBB.:; :i; EDITOR. * a * All Baslness.and other,Communications must be addressed to Ibe Editor to insure attention. WELLSBOEOUGH, FA. Thursday Moraine, Jan. 8, 18!i6. Republican Nomination*. * i i it- Par President In 1856 1 Hon. SMiBION P. CHASE, of Ohio. For Vice-President s Hon. DAVID WEUSOT, of Penn’a. TO THE REPUBLICAN- PRESS, The Republican Association of Washington city, being de sirous of procuring as speedily as possible' a complete list of all papers advocating or favorable to the Rep’iUfam Party, for publication, and for the pnrpcso of fonrarafng them dosi jahlc political information and documents from this Import ant point during the next session of Congress and Prcsidon rial campaign, earnestly request lire editors of all such to mail us one number of Uioir paper addressed to Facts for Vie ibopie," Washington cUy. DANIEL B. OOODLOE, L. CLEPHANE, Committee of Republican Aasociatlon. The mercury stood some 14 degrees below zero in this place, on Tuesday morning. Dilto, on yes terday morning. Verily, this weather almost tempts uno lo forget the peculiar institution in visions of the sonny, sunny South. The Mansfield Express succeeds the Balance, and comes to us with new editors and publishers. We like iU platform exceedingly well, and wish tlio new enterprise all success. Messrs. Elliott do Hoard are the Editors, The now beading looks first rate. Wood-Bco for Undo Eben.— .'iVc are requested to state that Uncle Eben Murray will bavc a Wood-Bee an Saturday Jan. slh. Choppers and those having loams are requested to come on catty and give him a lid. Let os hope that there will be no hanging back. "The poor yc have with yo al ways." The Tiibune Almanac for 1856 has been receiv ed at this office. Il contains a largo amount of sta. tislical matter and a full history of the Kansas dif ficulties, As a booh of reference il is invaluable. The calculations are made by a practical man and are therefore to be depended upon. Single copy one shilling. We presume that Mr. G. W. Taylor will have a supply of them on hand in a few days. Mr. I. D. Richards has been appointed Postmas ter for Wcllsboro’, nice A. S. Brewster, Esq., re signed. In retiring from his post of honor and trust, Mr. 8., carries with him the respect and esteem of men, without distinction of parly. He was the ser vant of the public and not of llio parly—affable and obliging to nil. Wo wish him all success in whalev. cr path he walks, and only, hope that the next Ad. ministration will give us as competent a man, of what complexion soever it may be. Mr. Richards, his successor, is well acquainted with the duties of the office, and will make his pre decessor’s place good if any man can. We can but congratulate the public for that the appointment has been bestowed upon one so well qualified to dis charge its important duties. January 1, 1856. [Strictly confidential .] Dear Folks : Wc have run a few hours ahead of clock lime in dating this strictly confidential talk : but as there arc fictions in the law and likewise in the profits arising therefrom, why should there not be fictions in dates 7 By a random calculation we find that it it is Ncw-Yoar morning in St, Peters burg just about now. So, if any of you have con scientious qualms and wish to quiet them, just fancy that wc arc addressing you from that point. Wc wish to volunteer a few suggestions touching the proper manner in which the Brut day of the New Year should be spent. And as there is a difference in people, so we propose to remark under different heads, as follows: 1. Men. As whiskey must be cheaper by the quantity than by the small, study economy in these things. An to morrow is one of the days spoken of, those of you who live here will propably send down to s, and gel four or five quarts of whiskey. Not that there is none to be had in town —oh, no! There is plenty of it to be had right at home—inter nos. Ah ! We forget that this advice comes too late New-Ycarday will have come and gone two days before this will reach you. But then—it will do for 2. Those who believe themselves to be men. | next year. Men, This numerous and highly respectable class will probably think that they arc privileged to spend the day according to their own notions. We don’t intend to dispute that of course, because many of them have hid in a supply of ful geese, turkeys and chickens, preparatory to making a lime of it. This preparation, as many a physician can testify, is both very proper and very profitable. Taking all the circumstances of the ease into con sideration, it is highly probable that there are lour days in each year in which (ho human system oclu ally requires a more generous diet than during the remaining 361, to wit: I. Ncw-Year. 3. July 4Ui. 3. Thanksgiving. 4. Christinas. Wo say il is highly probable that the system requires a mure generous diet on the aboveimmed days than on any other. The hypothesis gains strength from the fact that it is tile custom to sup ply il with a least of fat things on those days; for, were il not customary, the hypothesis would he pure ly speculative and treated as the vagary of an idle dreamer. But it will not do to treat it thus, fur use lias a gray board and must bo respected. We dare not shake our lean fist in his face and say—“ This is all gammon!" No, we dare not do might turn into a beast with seven heads and ten horns and ride us down ; or, he might stop his paper and so starve us to death. So wo must beep quiet in self defense. Starling with the above hypothesis, il becomes us to recommend every man lu prepare breakfast over night, so that each may rise betimes and be in read iness to do the day honor. Ham and eggs, and sausages fried in butter—not less than imlfa-pound of butler to each dish, if three persons are to par ish o of thorn—should certainly grace the breakfast table. If a fat, pork steak can be procured so much the better. Pork grease is a fine hygienic agent. Il fills up the pores, and thus prevents waste of the system by perspiration ; and it performs many other important offices besides affording intense gratifica tion to the gastric region. The sausage should bo highly seasoned so that none may be able to know when Nature cries—" Enough.” Silly physiologists tell ns that undrugged Nature is the best guide in such matters. You know better; therefore we say, season your food highly and eat plenty of pork grease. Bread and butter—no, wo forget Hot biscuit— with just enough salvratus in it so that one can clev erly taste it, and not enough to melt _|la weight in butler—should not be wanting. From' four to six biscuits should bo eaten by every adult person, male and female. Then, to conclude the meal, one-lounh of a highly spiced mince pie to each person, is not too much. By die way, the pie should have at least hidf-a-giji of pajo brandy in it None but a cold-wa ter fanatic will object .to .this spiritual advioe. For breakfast, a good rule is—" Eat all you can." Remember that Alexander the Great always acted on this rule, and tbpt Jio achieved fame and died quite young. Tbo latter gopd lortope is attributed to bis heroic adherence to lho rule in .question. After breakfast, sit down in a hot, cioso room un. til church time, then pot on your best clothes and THE TIOGA COUKTY AGITATOR. v*' ~ t LJ S. : ■ % ! galo church* Should the pjreactjer reison bfeen deduing (br/jfc*ra that, under certhin conlin- : perance, righteousness and judgment locomej’con- Uie Union ought to be dissolved, and they siddr.that he hie: reference, to those who Be and attempt to im- ; .*- «' j . ‘“V k«. , _.. . poach ,U|® motives of those who are votmz for the' (teal and get drank. After service, think of dinner, • gentleman from Massachusetts and their loyally to same may think of dinner during service, but such | the 'Union t We stand ‘(fete ever ready to abide’ by are exceptions. A goose, nailed down by the feet aU the Compromises of the Constitution and its guar, and (sited in nine days, is the only bltd al all- tbler-- ariliea Id'eVery section. The’ dduflict m this’ Hall’ -asaaaiaa^ffffisassis' detftil , ■ lt '* vlll as only true, which is, that yon have an inalienable viqed it Be apphedgoal in Ihe nlClyofAic*. If yon nght under that inslrdment to cairy Slavery where. miss the nick, don’t set it .down agajnst the goose- ever its jurisdiction extends,and, unless we will con. grease, for that is pot to be impeached. ®®d e Bwt, you will dissolve the Union. We deny In addition to the goose, a “spare-rib" is one of ‘I; 6 °J lh ®. counlry covers slavery wherever i. u. j - , „i it Boats, ana for this, Northern men ace denounced the mdispcnsables. It should be roasted ~n a close ason r a uhfnlto the CohsliluUon, We only clam, oven so that none of the gas may be lost. Baste the right exercised by General Jackson to construe with butter until the {whole is reduced Id a soft mass the Constitution'for ourselves; and that construction of grease. Oysters in a hot bath of butler and pep-- i» in accordance with that put upon it by its tram per are likewise indispensable—especially the butter ‘ a *heir contemporaneous exposition, and by the and pepper. “’Zounds and tongue.,’--headcheese” aa ®k m the land-by the uni r-ri~ j . , . , form legislation of the government for sixty years and doughnuts, the latter made to absorb as much approved by the act uf every President from Wash lard as is passible, and the mince pie aforesaid, make ington to Polk, and by the dpiuinns of the most em up a very respectable dinner. But a yankeo rice inent statesmen of the Republic, living and dead; pudding, with a delicate senm of butter on the juice while gentlemen of the South aro constantly dpclar when broken, makes a grand addition. A good rule 2™“"' ft™'!** wo sdopttheir conslr no . „ ... „ 6 • ttonot tho Constitution, end permit them to carry is • Eat all you can at dinner. slavery wherever the Iflng floats, they will dissolve After dinner, sit down in a hot, close room and the Union. Why this attempt to create a false al talk politics. Dont think 'of poor folks who eat arm when a northern man says what is true, that beans and jofannycake, (or that mars the enjoyment ‘ n certain contingencies the affections of all good of those good things which a bountiful Provi- ™ e " ‘ he - Uui °? ? and in that dence has poured into your lap. Poor folks are ,„... 1 woa .* °P,eces ii . . .. . , , J . ... Vvhilo we can appreciate the soundness of the ar. well enough m their places; but they have no right . . J ‘‘ . c „ .... ...... . • a xr v .l r, gamenls advanced by Mr. Grow, was it not rather to intrude themselves jnlo your Now-Year thoughts, M ... ,. J .. . . . . J I, is. . J reckless m him to beard Mr. Virginia Smith in this beans, johnnycake and all. It is bad manners. M s .. « .. tv, J ... * . • a. manner? Mr. Grow must be aware that the family Delay supper until an hour before retiring for the r Q . ~ , a /, •I. oi a e j a a i .. . , . of Smiths is not a very small one. Now it would night. Plenty of good strong lea should be drunk. ... . .... .. ... n 4 . . J .. «. , ... not have been so risky to have attacked the South id Eat what seems best. Should yon observe Ike dt- l)lB of Shor[e / or McMullin f whj , B there reel,ons gvven you may not have much apatite. nr6 rai „ ions ofSl „Ul.s, America has but one MeMul- Still, Uis doubtless best to eat freely. Ourfalen .. .... - . , OI , * - . ...... hn, whose satellite is but a hltle Shorter. natures are of course l.ab eto mtslead us especially We mi hl „„ and lo| , how Mr- The , liluß z . as regards catmg. Quacka can talk about eating Thanderbolt of siulb c „ olina> a , reatened knock too much, but where** the proof? We take it that ,i , • . „ . , ••.ur 1 ’ .... * the stripes into the stars on our glorious flag, unless half a mince pio just before going to bed is not to be n,. mJ»i. «■;»