The agitator. (Wellsborough, Tioga County, Pa.) 1854-1865, July 27, 1854, Image 1

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c E EAV E:B HOF 88,
(tale Orates' Hotel,)
'WKLISBORQUOHi TIOOA COUNTS’, PENNA,
.1 „ne 9.1854. P. P. CLEAVER. Proprietor,
S. F. WIESON,
O’ Removed to James Lowrcy’s Office.
j AS. EOWBEY & 8- F. WIISOS,
A TTORNEYS & COUNSELLORS AT
A LAW, will attend the Courts of Tioga, Potter
md McKean courilios. &
Fob. 1, 1853. • -
JOHN N. BACHE,
A TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT
A LAW.—Office, north side Public Square,
Wellsborough, I'i. ' >T
Refers to Messrs. Phelps,Dodge & Co., N. Y.
city; llQn.A.V’.FarsonS'Philadclphia. July 13.
EDWARD MAY
k TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT
.cX LAW.—AU business entrusted to hie care
will eeeive prompt attention. Office the same as
occupied by R. G. White, Esq. July 13, 54,
fOLET & KICIIAKDS,
Dealers in watches, Clocks, sii-*g>
ver Ware, Jewelry and Fancy Goods,JS_/%o
Books, Stationery, &c.
ST Particular attention paid to repairing Clocks,
Watches and Jewelry. All work warranted.
Wcllsborough, July 13,1854.
TIOGA. MARBLE YARD.
FITCH & SHERWOOD,
DEALERS IN
Italian and American Marble,
for ...
MANTELS, MONUMENTS, TOMBS,
CENOTAPHS, GRAVESTONES.
ST Entire satisfaction will always be given.
SHOP IN TIOGA VILLAGE, PENN'A,
July 13. [854-1 j.
C. E. GBAV,
( Succeltt/r to Roy if So/icld.j
DEALER m Stoves, Tin, Copper and
Shcel-Iron Ware. Sale Room, one door east
of J. R, Bowen's Store, Wcllsboro', July 14, '54.
CRVSTAE FOFNXAIJf IIOTEE.
THE subscriber would inform (he public
that he has purchased the large and commodi
ous house lately occupied by E. M. Bodine, on the
corner of Main street and the State Road, and will
be abto co accommodate all who may favor him
wiu*a cal,. The house is newly filled up in a style
that is.unsurpassed by any other in the county. It
‘is kept strictly as a Temperance house.
Wetisbord’, July 13, 1854. DAVID HART.
Carriage & Wagon Manufac-
tory
TTENRY PETRIE would
A-A- nounco to his friends and theQjsjfcjEjiK
public generally v that he is conlinuingS2__jJ2—.
the above business oo Graf lon street. Immediately
in the rear of J. R. Bowen’s store, where he is pre
pared to manufacture on short notice,
Carriages, Buggies, Sulkies,
Wagons,
of any stylo, or description to stiil the purchaser,
and of the very bc*t nrolomfu, AJJ itindo of re
pairing done forthwith and an the most reasonable
terms.
PAINTING AND TRIMMING will be prompt.
\y ia the best manner and most fash
ionable stvlc
’ Blacksinithing.
Any jobs of repairs, making or repairing Elliptic
Springs, Horse Shoeing, in short, all kinds of work
done in the best manner and warranted.
WclUboro,’ July 13, ’54. HENRY PETRIE.
NEW ARRANGEMENTS.
ACUOVVL -would announce !o the citi
• zone oi Tioga county, that he has associated
with him a partner, and the business will be con.
dueled under the firm of A. Growl & Co. They
will continue at the old stand, in Wcllsborough,
to manufacture to order and keep on hand.
Ruggys A Lumber Wagons,
CARRIAGES, SLEIGHS,
which fdr stylo, durability and elegance of finish,
cannot be -surpassed by any'Mhcr similar establish
ment m the country.
Workmen of celebrity are engaged, and the best
materials used expressly in all the manufacturing
departments of this establishment Persons send
my orders may rest assured of having them cxccu*
odt to their entire satisfaction, and finished in every
particular the same as though they attended in per*
son.
REPAIRING done as usual, with neatness and
despatch
PAINTING of nil kinds done on the shortest
notice, and most reasonable terms.
(UTAH kinds of merchantable produce (deliver
cd recived in exchange for work, at the market
price* A. GROWL & CO.
duly 13. 1855.
FURNITURE.
AT WELLSBOROUGU , PA.
r PIIE subscriber lakes pleasure in announ
ce cing lo his old patrons “and the rest of man
kind,” that he is still carrying on the
CABINET MAKING
In all its branches* at his old Stand, neor the Wells •
borough Academy.
His work is manufactured from the best
of materials, apd all lbo*c who favor him with a
call may rely upon obtaining articles which fbr
CHEAPNESS ELEGANCE and DVRAfULh
TV, arc second to none in the market i
He will endeavor to keep on hand all articles of
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE— puch as
Pier , Centre, Cnrrf, Breakfast Dining Tables,
French, Cottage & Common Bedsteads,
Mahogany, Maple and Common Bureaus,
Dress , Light , Work, <Sf Wash Stands,
Persons wishing any articles not on hand will be
supplied to order.
COFFINS of every variety on short notice.
Chairs I Chairs!
In connection with the above he would elate diet
he has just received from the host factories in the
county a large and well selected assortment of
CANE AND COMMON CHAIRS,
Rov.Jtera of various patterns, which wil|
be told on reasonable terms. D. BTURRDCK.
Wellaborough, July 14, 1854.
Worth Seeing!
THE splendid assortment of Goods that
the subscribers are now daily receiving is
realy worth &' call to examine. They have just
returned from Now York with (he largest assort
ment of Dry Goods, including Ladies’ Dress Goods,
that was over offered in this country, and all are
requested to call and examine them, whether they
wish to buy or not To enumerate articles would
useless to attempt. A personal inspection can
only give one-an-idea of what thii extensive estab
lishment contains, \
.tCTDON'T FORGET THE PLACE! rn -
vi Thi New Start of -
July 13,1854. JONES &, ftOE.
O ABIJSHELS Clover Seed just received and for
OU gale by IMaT.aoq M. M.CONVERS.
Dried aßpLes, Teaches and berries,
lor sale by [June 32.) V, CASE,
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M. H. CbBB, EDITOR.
¥oli. 1.
. Reason thua with life :i 1 ) i \”,,
A;brs^tMUou.aiV
(Sorvije l»»ll tbe.Bpejjinflqence#),, , - ,
Thai dost this habitation', where , • J
'Hourly afflict; ittdi&yihoa art diathVfooljv 4 .’ ;
For him thon laboFilby thy flight toshtii.'
And yet run’sl tojvoidhim still : Thou aylnotqobla
Forall the accommodations that thou bcar’st
'Aro nursed by baseness: Thou art by hp means vai
ioht, , J’f •'
For thou dost ftar.thb aoft and 'tender fork ■
Of a poor worm nThy-beat of teat is sleep, .
And that, thou ofbpfovokcst
■’ ’ Thou art not thyself
For thou oristesl pp-jpany thousand grains
That issue out ofrdil A: Happy tbqu. art not, , ,
For what thou lust not, still thon alri'v’sl to gel;
After the moon; .If thou art-rich, thou nrt poor;
For like an ass whosejiack with-ingots bows,- ,
Thou bear'sl thy heavy riches bnta journey,
And death unloads thee; Friends hast thou none;
For thine own bowels which call thee sire,
The mere-effusion of thy proper Joins, -
Do curse the gout, serpigo and the rhoqm, '
For ending, thee no sooner.: Thou bast not youth
nor age; ' -
But as it were, an after-dinner sleep, I
Dreaming on both : forlall thy blessed youth
Becomes as aged, u\d doth beg -the alms
Of palsied old; and when thoq art old ahd rich.
Thou hast neither beat, affection, limb nor. beauty,
To make thy riches pleasant (Yet in this life
Lie ibid more thousand deaths I yet death we fear.
' | [Slutkapeart.
SKETCH.
From Gltaion't Pictorial,
MB. SMITH’S ADVENTURE.
BY F. A. Dt-’ItIVAGE.
Os a very pleasant June morning, a hand
some young map of twenly-two, or iherea
bouts, fashionably attired, and with that pen
sive, melancholy air, which well became his
dark eyes and wavy'locks, and Which mark
ed him as a poet of the Byion school,n re
jected lover, or an unlucky gamester, or a
briefless attorney, or whatever you will, for
melancholy wraps her dprk mantle round ma
ny shoulders in this dreary world of ours;
a handsome, melancholy young mnn, we say,
interesting enough tp flutter the hearts of a
whole boarding school, was strolling along
through a pleasant lane in one of the rural
counties of England- He had come down
by the LfCndon coacji, nud while waiting for
a conveyance to tak£ him across the country
to ll|o place of bis i destination, thought to
amuse himself by ajbrief ramble. He paus
ed now and then Id gather a fragrant rose,
or a bunch of hawiWn from a hedgerow ;
bot be tossed ayvayjbe flowers as carelessly
as he culled FFetm • ~ ■
“ Heigho!” he muttered to himself. “It
remains to be seen what will be the upshot of
this visit to my rich old bachelor uncle, my
only surviving relative. Is it at all likely
the whimsical old humorist will suit me, or
that 1 shall suit him ? A retired mnmof busi
ness, how can I expect that i.o will Taney a
good-for-nothing fellow who never did a bit
of business in his life ?—u poet whose book
did n’t sell; a dramatist whose piny was a
failure; a litterateur who found no favor
with the publishers ? Will he pay my debts
and make nre his heir? My whpts London
life has been a failure; and the only ngreent.
ble episode was my trip to Bath. Poor So
phy Wruggies ! I believe she loved me sin-,
cerely. But I acted honorably. When 1
found that my heart was engaged, I tore my
self away without an explanation. For what
had I to offer her? —I, bankrupt in hope and
purse?”
As he mused thus mournfully, he came in
sight of a handsome villa facing a broad,
smooth-shaven lawn, and backed by a pretty
garden and park of ornamental trees. As ho
paused lo survey it with the pleased eye of
n poet, a smart servant in-smnrt livery ad
vanced along the road, and after glancing at
him sharply, touched his hat and sa'.d respect
fully ffMr. Smith,”
“ Thop’s my name.”
“ Tlfenk ye-—thank ye, sir,” said the fel
low, grinning from carlo oar, and turning on
his heel he ran off and disappeared.
“ Is that fellow crazy ? ”
• A moment afterwards a dozen or more far
mer’s boys, armed with muskets suddenly ap
peared in the road before bim, and setting up
a Ipud hurrah, discharged their weapons si
multaneously, and than disappeared in the
smoke.
“ What the douce is to pay here? 1 ’ tho’t
Smith, lJ Is lids election day, or fair day I
—or, is this a lunatic asylum, and those fel
lows madmen ? ”
He walked on, curious to learn the cause
of the commotion. As he approached near
er to tho village gale in the thick hedgerow
opened, and a portly gentleman in black,
wiih a while tvaislcoal, Very rosy gills, and - a
hunch of flowers*in his bulton-hole, suddenly
appeared wiih hands extended.
“My dear boy,” said he,' “welcome!
You’re before your'lime ; but so much the
heller. Jt speaks well for your gallantry.
But where’s your uncle! ”
“I have n’t seen him yet,-sir; and I bear
he is unwell.”, . i ... ,
“ Well, well,” said the old gentleman, “ I
hardly expected him. .You don’t look .quite
well yourself—a little pale, nervous. No
matter; it will soon bo over—hey? Well,
you don’t look i bit like the old .naan,; I ex
pected to find you shorter and stouter.. I
thought Sophy must have been mistaken* in
yout appearance.”
“ Sophy 1" exclaimed Smith, .more and
more bewildered. , ,
“Ay, ay, my boy! She’s told me all—
how she met you at Bath and loved'yon, bad
how suddenlyyou disappeared, Youhad no
idea of entering into an arrangement for life
without seeing your intended) and faith, 1
don’t blame you for it. Wbon’l was at your
ago, I wouldn’t have married a girl to please
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WKJ.TSiiQEOL'fiII, TWfiA'tOUStt; If.
% -thotisatf d-ihtclea lilF'Fdiadeattsfied’ htjaMf..
But you never; let ybar übcleiknow aboutlbat,
triptoßa(h.~ ■Siy : dbg’!" Boi’cofho hjo|igi”
So 1 * (tying, the offtcidgs p|d*genftetokft
'e3. 7 he' ‘ tevy ild^’re^,' I,6=—f.^ha;
it' imMsjibi? tp Relieve, that lie, .type
'a wake^aitd, d thV.Jawn,
Vyiierb a falwonwn,io a criipfop ipr^pp.rush
ed into his arms, and .isaiiilad hinvon both
cheeks, and (hep burst, in tm Urfit oiMedrs.
“ 0, dear. said'she, ’Hhia is the
happiest i,snd saddest dqy of iny :lifeill’m
sureyou’re.a. very nice young man, and will
lake good .care df. my daughter.; bad ydtir
Uncle’s a dear .good, creature, ‘But Sophy is’
myaU-r-escusea mothe'r’a feelings,-Mr. Smith
—an ohly I ”
“ Mrs. Wruggles, .Mrs) -W niggles [—com
pose yourself I ’’-said the old gentleman.
“ Sophy .Wruggfes is really the girl, then,
after all,” thought Smith. My uhfclo is cer
tainly an odder’ man than even -the World
gives-'him credit for'—to' manOffe such p sur
prise for mo; and to leave me to tumble in
■lo happiness without the least suspicion of
’the felicity before me!
But his meditations were cut short by (lie
entrance of the’ fair Sophy attired in virgin
white, apd looking lovely, as nn 'angel. Mr.
and Mrs Wruggles led her forward, and then
discreetly left the room. As she seemed ov
ercome by emotipn, Smith caught her iu his
arms, and her head recliqed upon his sboul
derl
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l:-Wifi* ;
“My dear,dngel!” cried Smith, “'fell
me ifil otve this happiness to-your own free
will,pud not to your filial obedience.
“ (Can you ask me, William, 1 ”, replied the
bride, blushing and looking up in his face.
Smith pressed the lips of his.adored. ,
*tWbat a strange courtship ours has been,”
said'Smith, “ carried on in the language of
the eyes alone.”
“Yours wore so expressive! ” said Sophy.
Do you remember Bath ? ”
“ Can I over forget the pump-room ? ” cried
the lover, • .
“How I trembled when I handed you (ho
glass! ”
“ How I thrjlied when-! drank it! ”
“ And the ball at the Assembly rooms ! ”
suggested Smith,
“ And thfe waltzes and the polkas!” re
plied the bride.
“ Decidedly we were formed for each oth-
er.”
“Sophy !” cried the voice of the maternal
parent.
“ Coming, mother I—excuse me, dearest,”
lot , erVnitns,'sho sped out of the room.
“ Of' course this is a dream ( ” said Smith,
“ but it’s very pteasant while it lasts.”
“ For yoU, sir,” said the livery servant
Smith had met in the lane, entering and pre
senting a package oa a silver salver. Smith
dismissed the man, opened the letter, and
read :
“Mr. William Smythe:— Your uncle
has begged me lo write, because he has the
gout in his hand, and can’t hold n pen. He
begs me to say that he wishes you all sorts
of happiness, but he can’t think of being pres
ent at the ceremony. He sepds you here
with a letter of credit on his banker at Paris,
and will expect you as ns the honey
moon and your touron the continent amend
ed. Hufmbly wishing you joy, for nryself,
I remain, YourS to command,
“ I don’t know this Simon Slow,” thought
Smith; “ but I suppose he’s my uncle’s
steward. .The fellow thinks lo compliment
me by spelling my name Smythe ; but plain
Smith is good enough for me. It’s a respec
table family, but contains too many Johns.”
Of course ho pocketed the money without
demur and prepared to go through the cere
mony with the easy grace and nonchalance of
a man of the world. He was introduced to
a great many people, and shook hands so
many limes that his shoulders ached. After
breakfast the carriage was announced. The
leave taking was hurried through, the happy
couple escaped from their friends and took
their seals, the postillions plied whip and
spur in anticipation of liberal fees| and away
they flew behind f6ur spanking,bays at a rat
tling rate down the same road up which the
unconscious bridegroom had strolled that
very morning.
As he glanced out of the window, ho saw
a fat pedestrian in drab gaiters, wiping his
perspiring forhead and toiling through the
dust. Smith smiled. If anything can add
to the gratification of x being whirled along in
an easy-running carriage, it is to contrast it
with the toils of pedeslrainis.ro on a dusty
road. But little did Mr. Smith suspect who
that unfortunate was; • While Mr. and Mrs.
Smith are speeding on their bridal' tour, let
us follow up the little fat pedestrian. Over
come with the heat of the weather, and his
own exertions he sat down on a stone.
“ Vot an ’orrid ’ot day!” he exclaimed, in
the purest cockney vernacular, as he mopped
his crimsoa- forehead withhislhick bandanna,
‘f ’Ot enough lo roast an Oltentot' 1 - Vot a
go!—to think of that ere hengine runnin’
off the rail and spillin’l)a|l life passengers!
That looks as if it might be tho’ouse. ’Dllo,
you,'sir 1” ' ;
The last words were addressed to the ser
vant in livery w,hom. we, have before encoun
tered, and who .was now slrplling along visi
bly affected by champagne'before breakfast.,
~ “’Wijo.are you speaking loj” paid be lof
tily, J ‘
“To yeti!’* was the reply. “Whose
’ease is’that I 1? ■ * ;
“ Mr.WrugglesV’ r > , • 1 '
“ I ttioughtTo. He’s your master, bey
The servant nodded. • 7 ’
“ Vfell, you’re expeclin* sbmetedy, aint
you now 1” •' • ’ ' -V ; =
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■ Simon Slow,
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n*ti.
- Vhera’a your.young lidy •. .v ,
t ,‘iOooa offJ ■’' -1",
‘i.<3odo :bfri”r-flxolarraBd> the cockney.—»-
Vljarj ? and with whom !”•/ ■■» ■
1 ti9r • Vf
■ (t 'Er ’usbandl’ilaiot possiblel” cried the
cockney, - '
! “t tell youit is l , though-*-! 'Sfeed Vrn Wiih
my'Own eyes,” said the servant', ■ l ' '
\ “ Vat’a your riarno 1” c/ied 'the c6ckhoy.
! “Sam.” ■ 1 ' '
“Then', Sam, show’me to your mpster ; —l
must-see ’im hipstantly ! hlnsthnlly (” cried
ihelhtle cockney, 'with a tragic air.
' There was Someling so iniperaliva'in Jus
*nt9iyier that tire servarit did riot hesitate'to
Comply with his demand., He ibdlr him into
the byuse and ushered, him into the presence
of Wruggles.'' There is nothing very
jolly ft parting wit]r ah .'only daughter, and
even Mr. Wruggles, who was one *f the
heartiest mortals, left alone in. bis drawing
t.°°nk-'vllil° bis wife ha 4 gone up. stairs to
have a good cfyrwas not in the behl possible
humbr. So after motioning his guest tb a
seslMie inquired somewhat sourly’:
" Pray, sir, to what am I indebted for the
hphqf of this visit-!’.’ ,
“ Vy, sir,” replied the cockney, with the
same phraseology of poliienoss and frigid se
verity of manner, “ I simply came to bin
quire after the/ealth of your family.”
“ Sir, 1 ana much obliged to you for your
soijcjtude,” replied>Mr. Wruggles. “My
family are pretty well, I thank you.”
“ Hincluding yoUr ,daughter, i ’ope Said
the cockney, bowing.
“ Including my daughter,” said Mr. Wrug
gles. “You are aware, perhaps, that she
was married this morning.”
“ Married !” cried the cockney, starling to
his feet. “ Married I I’ll trouble yoq to re
peat that expression, Mr. Wruggles.”
“ My daughter was married this morning,”
replied the bereaved father,- with a savage
air, intended to say, “ what’s that to you
“ Vill you have the hextreme kindness,
Mr. Wruggles,” said the cockney, “to .in
form me whom your daughter married 1”
“ Nothing can afford me greater pleasure,
sir,” replied- the father bitterly. “ The name
of my son-in-law is William Smith.” -
“it is, is ill” cried the cockney trembling
violently.
‘t’Yes, sir—William Smith,” replied Mr.
Wruggles, calmly.
Smythe with a y and a he, or Smith with
a hi and a haitch ?” inquired the cockney
furiously. *
•‘■.What is it to you how ha spells his
aamJ” cried. Mr. Wruggles, getting angry.
“never jutting 7" replied the cockney furl,
ously thrusting a letter into Mr. Wruggles’
hand.
“ Mr. Wruggles read if and turned pale.
“ From your undo, sir,” he said.
“ Yes, from my you’ve been
a foolin’ as you’ve been a foolin’ me.”
“0, why 1 why”— cried Wruggles rising
and pacing the room, “ why didn’t you gel
here sooner 1” 1
“ Vy!” screamed the cockney, whom we
must now call by his real nanie o( William.
Smythe, “ vy I because the hingine.run off
the track—and that’s the reason. You’re a
nice man, Mr, WruggleSj—you’ve gone and
given your daughter to a bimposler—a had
venturer.” '
“If you’d been named Jenkins or Brown,
this wouldn’t have happened,” said Wrug
gles, reproachfully.
‘‘lt’s mighty easy to throw the blame on
that,” retorted Smythe. “ ’Owcan-I ’elp my
name ? Besides I spell it with a y and a Ag.”
■ “ My daughter was a party to the plot—if
plot there were,” said Wruggles thoughtfully ;
“ for she knew this gentleman—mot him at
Bath. Vyere you ever at Bath V'
“ Never 1” said the cockney.
" And you never saw her ?”
“ Never!”
“ Then it’s very clear that at least she has
married the man she loved—and very likely
that the name he claimed was a real one.
There’s a mystery in this sad affair which I
shall not rest till I have probed to the bottom.
You can-assist me, perhaps. Will you stay
and dine with us ?” 1 I
“No, sir! I Wont rest another minute
umtyr this roof. But you shall hear from me
agiri, sir—through my attorneys, sir—Chit
and Chaffer, Lincoln’s Hinn—hi’ll ’ave re
press if there’s such a thing as law in King
land.”
And the cockney banged away, to lake (he
next trainjor London.
'Phis scene threw Mr. iW-tuggles into p
fever of apprehension and perplexity. • His
daughter had married'the Wrong man. Vet
she' knew him—huNvae and
well-dressed, and as; '(fU' l as' the person was
concerned, a much filter man (bf beauty than
the vulgar Smytlje. trembled, to inform
his wife of the mystery;*
While thus ha'rrassed, his servant handed
him a'card, 'op which hetdad, ,e William
Smith!” ; ; p '
‘‘Another'Smith! the' world is peopled
with them I” cried poor Wrugglea. Bring
me no niors.Smiths 1”- t
“ The gentleman is failing in his chaise at
the doori sir—he’s lame and can’t get Cut;
and wi|l you please have the goodness to go
to him r ■■ ■ ■
Mr, Wrugglea went out into thpavenue,
and there found a, wtih ,his
legs swathed invpliminous folds of fiapqe],
seated in a .pon» chaide. , Ho bowedjpw,
“ he, “ we huve nav»er
met, though I have been in the neighborhood
some 'weeks, having putjjhaied Hawthorn
l^all—4 property of whiChVptt are, of course;
well htiqdamfed.*’ '■■■' , *”
! Alf.
" bo belter hnpwn lo you, sir, tor
many reasons—and the most important is
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"itSi P nepKewof (nine* whom I have ifeter
mined to adopt and- make my heir (I expect
■ Kim tb-day—a very fine young'
■fellow, ■ lyhear,) fell deeply in' love with your,
daughlbi'al Bath, arid behaved veryhbhdr'a
bly. I- dnderatnnd; for'hkving’no foMUrie he
haa en
deavqiing to cpre htmeelf of hia ‘passion'.’*
u He’s in « fair way lo cuk himself,” said
Mr. Wtuggles, smiling, “ lor he married her
this hiorping.”
“ Married her!” cried the old gentleman.
“ HoW dared the rascal !”
“Don’t judge him too harshly,” said
Wruggles. “It .is very evident that there
has. Keen mistakes on both sides, owing to an
identity of name, and I have no doubt the
whole a (la iris susceptible of explanation. I
Have no{ the least doubt (bat in marrying my
daughter, strange as it may appear, your
nephew thought he was obeying the orders
of:hi? upcio.< 'i.jike.the young man’s appea
rance much—-much better indeed than that
of my intended aon-in-Jaw—Smythe with a
y amfe, \ybo has since turned up. At any
rale if the young folks are happy, 1 don’t sec
why we should mar their felicity, or even let
them know there was any mistake about it.
I know how to satisfy Mr. Smythe senior—
ihe* undo—for there are four Smiths, two
ntfphewa and two uncles, involved in this
affair, and my word for it al! will turn out
well.” ■
“ I hope so,” said Mr. Smith as he drove
aWay .with a promise to call again.
Mr. Smythe with a y and - e was finally
padfied—they money the oiher Smith appro
priated through mistake was made good, and
when the bride and bridegroom returned,
they were received with open arms at Haw
thorn Hall, nor did either l of the old people
let them know that their felicity was the re
sult of a mistake.
Examicn carefully your grafts and budded
trees. See that they are not robbed of their
due proportions of sap, by shoots on the stock
below.
If you have trees that are shy bearers,
pinch off the terminal shoots when they have
attained about one half or two-thirds their
usual growth, in order to develop the fruit
buds for another .season.
It has been found agnod practicoin young
orchards just come into bearing, to takeoff a
largo proportion of the blossoms that may
set, that'tbey may bear every year, instead
of-ovary, two years, ee-is usual with apples.
The apple tree left to bear freotyj'bxhausls
the materiols for a fruit crop elaborated the
previous season, and as (here is not usually
lime after the ripeningof the fruit, for its ves
sels to develop the fruit buds for another
years, before the falling of the leaf; the con
sequence is*that usually the apple tree bears
it sfull crop every other year.
Cherry trees mature their fruit so early in
the season, the lime is given to elaborate the
fruit buds ere cold weather sets in.
Weakly and tender trees should not be per
mitted lo bear freely—for present profit is
purchased at the expense of future health and
vigor.
Mulch your, newly transplanted trees and
shrubs, especially those not hardy and vigor
ous growers. Cherry trees particularly re
quire it. 1
Treat your trees and scrubs ns fairly as
any of your hoed crops; supply them liber
ally with well decomposed manure, or belter,
with a good compost, spaded or plowed
in lightly keep your cattle from summer
pruning or] heading them back ; watch care
fully r Jo keep them clear of insects, &c.
Cherry trees, dust them with dry caustic lime
or ashes. Jar your Plum trees smartly every
day or two, early in the morning, and bo sure
to destroy by fire or boiling water, all the
droppings therefrom.
Soot and ashes freely dusted over your
melons and cucumbers, will much promote
their grokh and materially assist in keeping"
them cleijr of bugs. -When your squashes
have commenced running, draw earth over
the third or fourth joint and press it with your
fool ; they willl root ami-perhaps save your
fruit should the parent vine be destroyed by
(ho bugs, &c.
Keep your strawberry beds clear of grass
and weeds, and remember that when swelling
their fruit, they require a liberal supply of
water.-
Sow peas and radishes every two or thr«
tyeoks, if you would have a fresh supply for
your (able.
f*ul your soap suds around the roots of
your grape-vines, or pour them on to your ma
nure or compost heap—in .no case let them
be. wasted. Wash your trees with ley of
moderate strength, as high as you can reach;
they will soon show,'by clean, smooth bark,
how well they appreciate good treatment.-
Hang vials of sweetened water among your
You will be surprised at the num
ber of flies-and insects that you may destroy,'
which would otherwise prey upon the leaves
aud-frujt, .
A MqdPi. BbABDiNG,-House.;—Mrs. Brown
keeps, hoarders. Shrewd, institution, that.
Mrs. B. Likes to economize. Puts salt in
the whlto'Sugar—says irgeeS further, Mr.
Smcllikids thinks so, too—(hti sugar-bowl
went out the window* t’othereVening. Mixes
saw-dust in her tapioca puddings—rsaya it«
rnbr healthy/ lias two on sundsy-rr
thinks people feef better for jtpi eating “ so.
pinch ” TPhinkq Bologna lapsoges ,very (jpg.
—tx pause (hey-keep .(ho boarders yick,.,half
thV Jipte. ; ; Sp,ißew|iah ih B i BrpwjL
Make -hayiwhilc .the sunshines. ■
* ms.
FIRM & KITCHEN.
Dints tor June tkud July.
Advice to Housewives.
“Jfhtatinia' should' firqt be'rubbed 'gently
ftfofh antllweet oil, (hen wash.
add tQbhdff ‘M Mher
Beauty fi .”’ 7* ‘
"oft j^ifjiftUi''bea{gd,«
J?V.V, .ppr, iiy^/jai^thiis
cr&k, J 5; ,„; , l;< ~S i „
put nesHearthenwpfe
into cold water and let it heini aduallvun
.OMbboiK then cool .gaikTw
wm, parlioujarlyi' itisy betopghened.in this
way., A habdfull ofrye,, orwheat.bran,
thrown in while it ja botliag T will preserve the
glazing,, bo that it will not bp destroyed by
aetd or salt,; . 1 .
• p)u an a brassrVesael withaaltandvioegar,
before using it far cooking.. , . 2 ?
► The oflener sre shaken tjft longer
(hey will wear. ...The dirt, that collects unde/
them grinds out the threads. . .t.
■lf you wish to preserve fine teeth, always
clean them thoroughly after you have eaten
your last meal at night. , , ... . vi
Woolens should bo washediin very sn(sudd
and not rinsed. Lukewarnf water shrinks
(hem, I
Do not wrap knives and (forks in woolen* /
--wrap them in good strong paper. Steel if
injured by lying in woolen*;
Suet keeps good all the yearround, if.chop
ped and packed down in a stone jar, and cov
ered with molasses.
' ■ Burley straw is the bps! for bed?. Dry
corn husks, slit into shreds are better than"
straw.
When molasses is used for cookipg, it is a
prodigious improvement to boil trod skim it
before you use it. It takes out tbe unpleas
ant raw taste, and makes italmost as good u
sugar. When molasses is used much for
cooking, it is weil to prepare one or two gal
lons in this way at a time.
.Never allow wood ashes to be taken upjn
wood.
Always have your matches and lamp rea%
for useJn case of a sudden alarm.
Have important papers a)( pul together,
where you can lay your hand on them at
once, in dose of fire. t
Use hard soap to wash your clothes, and
soft to wash your floors. Soft sopp is so Slip
pery that it wastes-a good deal-ia washing
clothes. t
It is easy to have a supply ,of horse-radish
all winter. Have a quantity grated while the
5t is in perfection, put it in bottles, fillj(
h vinegar, hnd keep it corked tight.
Arc E«Cac|icd ashes of any Value to
Land?
To be sure jhey are, but of much less val
ue than unleached. Thetjeaching takes away
from it all that is soluble in water, such as
potash, soda and common salt. At least two
the ingredients composing the ashes
of hard wood, is left unchanged.’ This
sisls of lime, magnesia and phosphates &c.
In applying it more in quantity is needed than
before leaching.
The value of pshesasa manure, is nolsuf
ficiemly known or. appreciated. .Much of
the land in this country needs it. It; will not
answer as a substitute in all cases. Whatev
er is wanting in the soil, that must be given it.
If it is found in plaster, then use it. Ashes,
may may contain it, then it answers equally
well. The elements of the-two are quit? dif
ferent. Experience must.decide when an an
alysis of soils cannot be had.— il'Kean Cit
izen.
Gkeen Peas fob Winter Use. —The lov
ers of green peas will be pleased to learn
that they can be preserved Tor winter use by
simply gathering them at the proper lime for
using them green, shelling them and drying
them in the shade, arid when well cured and
perfectly dry, packing them away for use.
When required for use, they should first be
immersed in warm water for ten or twelve
hours, which will render (hem as tender and
deliciously succulent as when taken from the
vines. The best method of preserving theih
after theyhave been thoroughly cured by the
above process, is to put them into close jars,
or bottles. In this way'not only green peas,
but green beans and green corn may be had
the year round.
Gbavies and Fbied Meats. —lf fried
pork must be usedaa an article of food, to
some extent, do not sufier the drippings or fat
to be placed upon the table for gravy. Turn
it out, leaving but a spoonftlHtr two in the
skillet, then pour in water or niilk.and thick
en while boiling, with a little flour.and water
rubbed till free from lumps. With the addi
tion of salt, this makes a very palatable gra
vy. Gravy should be made in the same way
for all fried meals. Fried meals usually,
however, absorb too much fat to be strictly
healthful. Meats broiled on the gridiron or
baked in the oven are more digestible.
The Foubth at Wiekesb^rre. —U'a
learn from the Record of the Times of the
fifth, that on the fourth a fight took place at
Pitlston, just above -Wilkesbarre, between the
Irish and Germans. The hitter were enjoy
jng themselves with music’and lager beer,' it
a drinking saloon, when a drunken Irishman
Stepped in and began to interfere. He was
put out, and immediately, as if a signal had
been given, a party of Irishmen gathered
and attacked the building with stones; A
dumber of persons wptp injured. It yvaa re
ported that two Irishmen were killed, h ul ffi o
Record qould only ascertain that one Was re
ally dead, who was shot in the head. Offi
cer B. F. Coolbaugh, of PiUslon, was shot in
the leg twice, in attempting to quell the dis
turbance. ’.' j
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■ Thb Wool Trade.—Tlk
(Pa.) Reporter, slates that I
in that county,' this season, Ie
full one-lhird of last year’s
hand. Some .very good clip
40 cents, and none over 45 ci
The Reporter is of opinion t
wool in that coupt.y will 1$ s
to 50 cents, per lh. The roar
dull* witlji no-prospect of las
being realized. — Newt,Phila.
A youth asketThisfilhor’s daoolion! <{t file
project of marriage. The oldigenftetrtifn'' re
quested his son to pray with hirrr, that if the
marriage Was against the wilhof the' Lordi'lio '
would thi;ow obstacles in their way, and?
priahe ii impossible. The sorty itterruptirigi''
cried “O.Lord, don’t yo’u' do it; forl mittt
have her anyhtfw." .I ’ r -
fe Washington,'
ie clip of wool'
large, and that
srop ft still on'
3 'have sold at
nts per pound;
ml (he bulk «f
>ld at frpra $0
let, howeveris
year's