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Ah ! search the wide world wherever you There is no. open door for the pAorieyless Go look in yonrhall, where the chandelier light .l)rives off with its splendor the &witness of night; Where the rich hanging velvet, infilhadowy fold, ' Sweeps gracefully down with its trimming of gold, And the mirrors of silver take up and re- In long lighted vistas the 'wildering view ; lo_thin7e,in—your-patches, and find if you Avyeleptaing smile for the moneyless man ! Gojook, in yon church of the cloud-reach ing spire, • Which gives back to the sun his same look of red fire ; Where the arches and columns are gorge . ousvithin, And the walls seem us pure as a soul with- out sin ; Go down the, long aisle—see the rich and the great, In the pomp and pride of their worldly es ' Tate; ;Walk down in your patches and find if you can, Who opens pew for a moneyless man Go look -t,o your. judge in dark flowing gowp, With the seales,wherein law weigheth qui etly down; Where he frowns on the weak and smiles on the strong, And punishes right while he justifies wring; Where jurors their lips, on the : Bible have laid, :To render a verdict they've already made ; Go there in the court room; and find if,you Any law for the cause of a moncyless Alan , Go look in the banks, wk9ro 'Mammon has told His hundreds and thousands of silver and gold ; Where, safe from the hands of the starving and poor, -I.i es. pile Upon pile of the glittering ore; 'Walk up to the counter=--ah, there you may stay Till your limbs grow old and your huirs turn gray- And you'll find at the bank not one of . the ". clan With money to lend to a moneyless•man Theff go to your hovel—no raven has fed The w ife,who . has suffered so long for her bread=- Kneel down,hy her pallet and kiss the, death frost :From the lips of the angel your .poverty Then turn in your agony upward to God And bless while it smites you the chasten- ing rod, And you'll find at the . end of your life's lit tie span There's a 'welcome above for the mopeyless atiiraliauctats Beading. KITTY'S FORTI6. BY EDWARD EGGLESTON'. It doesn't do men any good to live a part front women and children. I never knew a boy's school in which there wag not a tendency to rowdyism. And lum ber-men, sailors, fishermen, and all ether men that live only with men, are proverb ially a half-bear sort of' people. Fron tiersmen soften down when women and children come—but I forget myself, it is the story you want. Burton and Jones Jive in a shanty by themselves. Jones was a married man, but finding it hard to support his wife in a down East village, he bad emigrated to North Minnesota, leaVing his wife under her lather's root; until he should be able to "nuke a start." Be and Burton hnd gone into a partnership and had "pre-emp ted a town site" of three hundred acid twenty acres. The re were perhaps twenty families: scattered sparsely over this town site at the time my story begins and ends, fbr it ends in the same week in which it begins. The partners had disagreed, quarreled an divided their interests. The land was all shared between them except one valu able forty acre piece. Each of them claim ed that piece of land, and the quarrel had g:oie so high between them that the neigh bors expected them to "shoot at sight"— ,Ia :act it was understood thliturton,was When he thought of the chance of be: ing killed by his old partner, the pros pect was not pleasant. He looked whist fully at Kitty, his two years' old child, and dreaded that she should be left fath erless. Nevertheless, he wouldn't be back ed down. He would shoot or be shot.' While father was busy cutting wood, and the mother was busy otherwise, little Kitty managed to get the shanty door o pen: There waa_no_latch_asyet,_and-her prying little fingers easily swung it back. A_gust of .cold air almost took away her breath, but she caught sight of the brown grass without, and the new world seemed' so big that the little feet were fain to try and explore it. She pushed out through the door, caught her breath again, and started away down a_path_bordered-by-sere-grass - and - dead - j stalks of the wild sunflower. How Often she had longed to escape • -- from—resti alut and paddle out into the • ou the forty acre piece, determined to shoot Jones if he came, and Jones had sworn to go out there and shoot Burton, when the fight was postponed by the un expected arrival of Jones' wife and child. Jones' shanty was not finished, and he was forced to forego the luxury of fight ing his old partner, in his exertions to make wife and baby comfortable for the night. For the winter sun Was surround ed by "stn-fogs." Instead of one sun, there were four, an occurrence not uncom mon in this latitude, but one which al- Ways bodes a terrible storm. • In his endeavors to care for 'his wife and child, Jones was modified a little, and half regretted that he had been so violent about the piece of land. But he was-d • termined not to back down, and he would certainly have to shoot Burton or be shot himself. world alone ! So out into the - world she went, rejoicing in her liberty, with blue sky above and the rusty prairie beneath. She would ftud out where the path went to, and what there was at the end of the World ! What did she care if her nose was blue with cold, and her chubby hands red as beets. Now and then she paused to turn her bead away from a rude blast, a forerunner of the storm ; but having gasped a moment she quickly renewed her brave march in search of the great un known.• " The mother missed her, and supposed that Jones, who could not get enough of the child's society, had taken the little pet out with him. • Jones, poor fellow, sure that the dar ling was safe within, chopped away until the storm came upon him, and at lust drove him, half smothered by snozi, and half frozeu With cold, in the house. When there was nothing left but retreat, he had seized an armful of wood and carried it into the house with him, to make sure of .having enough to keep his wife and Kit ty from freezing in the coming awfulness of the night, which now settled down up on the storm-beaten and snow blinded world, It ,was the beginning of that horrible storm in which so,many people where fro zen to.death, and Jones had fled none too soon. When once the .wood was stacked by the stove, Jones looked around for Kitty. lie had not more than inquired for her, when her father and mother each read in the other's lime the fact that she was lost in the wild, dashing storm of snow. So fast did the ;now fall and so dark was the night, that Jones could not see three feet ehead.of him. He endeavored to follow the path, which he thought Kit ty might have taken, but it was buried in snow•drifis, and he soon lost himself. He stumbled through the drifts calling out to Kitty in distress, not knowing whither he went. After an hour of de spairing, wandering and shouting, he came upon :house, and having rapped at the door, he found himsslf face to face with his wife. He had returned to his own house in bewilderment. When we remember that Jones had not slept for two nights preceding this one, on account of his mortal quarrel with Burton, and he had now been beating a gainst an arctic hurricane, and tramping through treacherous billows of snow for an hour, we cannot wonder that he fell o ver his own threshold in a state of ex treme exhaustion. Happy for him that he did not fall be wildered on the prairie, as many a poor wayfarer did on that fatal night! As it was, his wife must needs give up the vain little searches she had been mak ing in the neighborhood of the shanty.— There was now a sick husband, with froz en hands and feet and face, to care for.— Every minute the thermometer fell lower and lower, and all the heat the little cook stove in Jones' shanty could give would hardly keep them from freezing. Burton had stayed on that forty acre lot all day, waiting for a chance to shoot his old partner Jones. He had not heard of the arrival of Jones' wife, and so he concluded that his enemy had proved a coward and Lad left him in possession, or else that he meant to play upon him some treacherous trick on hie way home. So Burton resolved to keep a sharp lookout. Bat he soon found thatimpos sible, for the storm was upon hint in all its blinding fury. He tried to folio* the path, but he cool(' not find it. Had he been less of a frontiersman he must have perished there, within a fur long of his own house. But endeavoring to keep the direction of the path he heard a smothered cry, and then saw something rise up covered with snow, and fall down again. He raised his gun to shoot it when the creature uttered another wailing cry so human that he put down his gun and went cautiously forward. It was a (quid ! He did not remember that there was such a child among all the settlers of New- A•-Isl . r I c " . WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN ciOUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, MAX 7, 1874. ton. But he did not stop to ask questions. He must, without delay, get himself and child, too, to a place of safety,. or both would soon be frozen. So he took the little thing, in his arms and 'itatted through• the drifts. And the child put its• little icy.fingers on Burton's rough cheek and muttered : "Papa I" And Burton held her closer and fought the snow, more, courageously than ever. He found the Shanty at last, and rolled the child in a buffalo-robe while he tiimie fire. Then when he •got the room warm he took the little thing upon his knee, clip ed her aching fingers in cold water, and asked her what her name was. • "Kitty," said she. ?- "Kitty," she answered;• nor could he find out any more. ‘.'Whose Kitty are you ?" "Your Kitty," she said. "For she had known her father but that one day, and now she believed that Burton was he. • ' Burton sat up all night and stuffed wood into his potent little stove to keep the baby from freezing , to death. Never having had to do with children, be firmly believed that Kitty, sleeping snugly un• der blankets and buffalo-robes, would freeze if he should let the fire subside in -the—least. As the storm prevailed with unabated fury the next day, and as he dared neith er to take Kitty nor to leave her alone, he stayed by her all day and stuffed the stove with wood, and laughed at her droll baby talk, and fed her on ,biscuit and .fried ba con and coffee. On the morning of the second day the storm had subsided. It was 40 — deg. cold; but knowing sombody must be mourning Kitty for dead, he wrapped her in skins, 7id- t4A — w - i - th much dculty reached the nearest neighbor's louse, suffering only ,a frost-bite on his nose by the way. "That child," said the woman to •whose hotse he had cove, "Is Jones." I seed em take her onten the wagon day .before yesterday." Burton looked at Kitty a moment in perplexity. • Then he rolled her up again And started out, "traveling like mad," the woman said she watched him. When he reached Jones', be hound .Jones' and his wife sitting in utter wretch edness by' the fire. The - Were both sick from grief, and unable to move out of the house. Kitty they had given up for buried alive under some snow•mound.— They would find her - when Spring should come and melt the snow off. When 'the exhausted Burton came in with his bundle of buffalo skins. they look ed at him with amazement. But when he opened it and let'out the little Kitty,.and sad. "Here Jones, ,is this your kitten ?" Jones couldn't think of anythingbettex to do than to scream. And Jones got up and took his old par tner by the hand, and said,-"Burtob,.old fellow 1" and then choked up end sat dawn, and cried helplessly. • And Burton said, "Jones ole fellow, you may have that forty-acre patch. It come mighty nigh .rnakin'..me the murd erer of that little Kitty's father.", “No ! you shall take it yourself,” cried Jones; "If I have to go to law to make you." And Jones actually deeded !his interest in the forty acres to Burton. •But Burton transferred it all to Kitty. That is why this part of Newton is call: ed to-day Kitty's Forty.— Youth's Compan ion,. • Every individual nature has its own beauty. One is struck in eyery company, at every fireside, with the riches of nature when he hears so many new 'tones, all musical—sees in each person original manners, which have a proper and pecu liar charm, and reads new expression of face. He perceives that nature has laid for each the foundation of a new building, if man will but build thereon. There is no face, no form, which one cannot in fan-. cy associate with great power of intellect or with generosity of soul. In our expe riences, to be sure,• beauty is not as it ought to be, the power of man and woman as invariable as sensation. Beauty is, e ven in the beautiful, occasional ; or as one has said, culminating and perfect on ly a single moment, before which it is unripe and after which it is on the wane. But beauty is never trite absent from our eyes. Every face, every figure, suggests its own right and sound • estate. Our friends are not their own •highest form. But let the hearts they have agitated wit ness what power has lurked in the train of their structures of clay that pass and repass us. The secret power of form over the imagination and affections transcends all our philosophy. The first glance we meet may satisfy us that matter is the vehicle of higher powers than his own, and that no law of line or surface can ev er account for the inexhaustible expres siveness.of form. We see heads that turn on the pivot of the spine, no snore ; and we see heads that seem to turn on a pivot as deep as the axle of the world, so low, and lazily, and great they move. We see on the lip of our companion the presence or absence of the great masters of thought and poetry to his mind. We read in his brow, that after many years, that he is where we left him, or that he has• made great strides.-4 IV. Emerson. GOLDEN SALVE RECEIPTS.—Two quarts raw linseed oil, three pounds beeswax.— Melt thoroughly together and turn into tin boxes. This is the best salve known for burns, scalds, flesh wotinds, old sores, piles, &c. To make small quantities the same proportion as above is required. The railroad across the chain of the Andes, in South America, nuts several miles above the clouds. Effi WHY IS It BY FINLEY JOHNSON. Why is it that tli . q friends we love • On death's dark pinions fly, And hopes we cherished in our youth, Do wither, droop and die ? . ;Why is it that each joy of life, , Is but a passing breath ; A. bubble that but vanishes Unto the sea of death•? Why is it that the lovely rose. • That blooms in fragrance sweet, Is scattered by adverse winds Aud crushed beneath our feet? And its perfume we once exhaled From midst its crimson leaves, •' Has disappeared—and on its stalk His web the spider weaves., Why melts the winter's driven snow • Before a summer's sun, Why are the dew drops quaffed away Ere morning has begun? Why burst life's bubbles, which so bright Sail through the vapory air,? Why do the summer flowers die, However bright and fair ? Why i, n s it thus ?—the blooming rose, life's-magic-spells The dciw drops bright—the bubbles frail, The reason to us tells ; For all on earth, manwoman—child— Rose—dew drop—snoir flakes—all Were framed for Time, and at his beck So each must droop and fall. Hoarhound. A perennial-;-2k-feet; stool somewhat. Sow seeds in early spring thinly; a -few or second season ; used for flavoring ex pectorant candies ; good in colds and coughs as a decoction made with thorough wort .or boneset and fennel seeds. Gather when in bloom and dry in shade ; when drh - put up in - paper bags or boxes. DELL.—Annual, 2i feet. Succeeds best when' self-sown on same ground often.— Sow seeds thinly in drills one foot apart and thin to 12 inches. Seeds used for con fections, cakes, etc. Gather when fully matured in size and beginning to turn. LAVENDER.-4. hardy, low growing herb :very fragrant, most lnrgely used for distilling, obtaining the oil . ; and as lay endar water, often used in medicine ; the herb sometimes used as a ppt herb. It is propagated from seeds, slips or cuttings, and by division of roots. .Seeds may be sown .as early as, the ground can be well worked in the spring, making the seed bed soil light and smooth ; cover the seed but lightly, and sow in six-insh drills; transplant when seedlings are three or four inches high, one foot apart, in twofoot rows. Slips are set In early spring, two thirds their length in the soil, at distauees same .as seedlings plants. Roots may be divided and reset in either spring or fall. SAox.—The common green sage of our gardens is a hardy perennial; shrubby, low growing plant, propagated from seeds on rich, mellow loam beds or kround early in spring; thin 'or 'transplant - in June to 12 inches, in 18-itich rows ; if thinned; the plants may be either, reset .or saved and dried for use. .Gathering. ,Cut the green shobts and leaves before 'the flowering shoots are developed, or if these last are cut out soon after their first appearance, the leaves are largely increased on the plants ; dry the gathered leaves, etc., in a dry; airy loft of some building, or in the open attic of the house. A bed once start ed and' well cared for annually Will serve for quite a number of years, Its uses are well known to all experienced house-keep ers. Half a dozen roots will give a sup ply for the average of farmers' families. m Tnvli.—T. vulgaris is ,the variety for garden culture, a hardy perennial plant., of shrubby growth ; a most agreeable herb and condiment for soups, for stuffings mid for sauces. Sow seeds in April or alay, in shallow drills 12 inches. apart. and thin to two or four inches. Roots may be di vided and reset in' April, Make as many parts as the roots and tops will admit of. Cut and dry the leaves and shoots, in Au gust or September, same as directed for sage; when dry, the leaves may be strip ped off and pressed in tight paper or tin boxes. Thus preserved, they will pre serve their streught and flavoring princi ple very much longer than if left to hang in the attic. SAVORY, known commonly as summer savory, annual, grows twelve to fifteen inches high ; leaves opposite ; branches in pairs; flowers flesh-colored, growing fmin the base Of the leaves near .the upper por tion of the plant; seeds small, retaining germinative properties two years. Sow seeds iu May, iu light,mellow soil, in shal low drills, sixteen inches apart, and thin the plants to six inches in the drills ; gather by cutting the plants by the ground when they begin to show flowers, and dry in au airy, shady place. ' Its uses for flavoring, etc., are too well known to need mention ice, here. If the dried leaves .are pulver ized and put in junk bottles corked tight, or in sealed tin cans, they will preserve their aroma for a long time. All garden or other herbs should be dried in the shade—best in the airy loft of some building where the sun will not shine on them, and they will not be mo lested by insects, mice, dust, etc. W. H. WHITE, in Country Gentleman. I FROSTED FEET EMEDY.-It is re• commended to paint e feet a few nights with tincture iodine. Another remedy, said to be sure, is : Tke mutton suet and resin, equal parts; ste v together and an oint the feet before go' gto bed. • Flowers are the stars of earth—stars are the flowers of heaven. All laws are but as waste paper, unless sustained by the syntiment of the people. Slaughtering Cattle in Texas. In former times they killed cattle in Texas for their hides and tallow. But they do not waste beef in this way .now. The animals to be killed are driven into pens, a row of which are at one end of a long building in which is a steam engine and machinery. Four animals are driv en into a pen into which they are crowded beads all one Way, toward a revolving shaft about which is a chain. These pens are built of solid planks, about eight feet high. A plank is placed across the top of the pen. On this plank over the cat tle, stands the killer. In his hands is a piece. of gas pipe an inch in diameter, a bout eight feet long.' In one end of is hollow iron or . pipe is fixed something a that looks like dull chisel or screw-dri ver blade,' about two 'inches wide and three or four" inches long: The man on the plank strikes down with this heavy jabbing arrangement, .hitting the 'animal in the "curl" or where the spine connects with-the-head. At one blow the spinal vertebrae is bro ken and the animal drops dead — . Ve — ry seldom does the striker miss. One blow and he kills as he goes along from pen to pen. Soon as the four animals are killed, the door or gate in front of F ..... _- boo is lifted. A chain is thrown over, he horns of the animal which •is by steam power drawn out its the shaft revolves and the chain• is wound up. The - throat is then cut, the skin ripped and started, then pealed off by the same machinery. The carcass is then hoisted as the chair holds on to the skin, till the meat is pull ed-up-and_ont-olit. ._ Then _comes a man with a knife who opens the body. The water from a hose, and there hangs the beef, clean and dressed in from two to three minutes from the time the-blow was struck_in_the When the meat has cooled a little, the carcass is taken down, placed on marble tables and cut up with marvelous dexter ity. It is hurried away to a cooking room where it is roasted by steam, put up in air tight cans and made ready for a, grow ing market for it in all parts of the world. The hides are salted and dried. The horns are preserved and sold. The bones are used fur various purposes, and before the Texas steer could think out his pedi gree, he is turned into money, even to his tail, the hair on which is sold and curled by steam to be used for stuffing the sofa cushioris ou'which sits some person as he reads this Article.,, Numbp; Seven in the Bible. On the seventh day God ended his work. On the seventh month Noah's ark touched the ground. In seven ,days a dove was sent. Abraham plead seven times for Sodom. Jacob mourned seven days ibr Joseph. Jacob served seven years for. Rachael. And yet Another seven years, more. Jacob NITS pursued a seven days' jour ney by Laban. A plenty of seven years and a famine ,of seven years was foretold in Pharoah's dream by seven fat and seven lean beasts and seven ears of blasted awn. On the seventh day of the seventh ,month, the children of Israel rested seven days, and remained seven .days in their tents. Every seven days the Jana rested, and on every seventh year the Jaw was read to the people. In the ,destruction of Jericho seven persons bore seven trumpets seven days; on the seventh they surrounded the walls seven times, and at the end of the seventh round the walls fell. • eolomon. Was seven years building the temple, and fasted sevea days at its dedi cation. In the tabernacle were seven lamps. The golden. eandle•stick had seven branches. . Naarnan Trashed seven times in the riv er Jordnn. Joah's friends sat with him seven days and semi nights, and offered seven bul locks an,d seven rams for an atonement. Our Saviour spoke seven times - from the cross, on which he hung seven hours, and after his resurrection,.appeared seven times. THE SEWING MACHINE AGENT.—The most tenacious flea upon the bare back of the body politic is the sewing machine ar gent. There is no shaking him off: .No specific has over been invented that has proved effectual in eradicating him from society. You may chain him under a pile driver; throw a load of stone on the top of him ; fire him out of 24-inch columbiad; lock him up in a powder magazine and blow up the institution with'a fuse; drop him out of a balloon ; consign him to Oshkosh ; compel him to subsist on board ing-house hash and fish balls; administer to him a barrel of flea-bane a month, or poison him, but it's no use; you can't kill him. He never was born to die; for, no' matter what treatment you subject him to, he invariably turns up in front of your door, with his horse tied to the hitching post, and a machine on the stoop, and before you have any settled opinion as to whether you are yourself or somebody else, he has dragged that machine into your sittingroom, worked up the "old lady" in to the belief that she is totally incapable of surviving another day without this greatest of all labor-saving, heal th-preser ving, back-action, selfoiling, nonexplosive, noiseless-running, patent spool-pin, self adjusting, lock stitching, love-promoting and indispensable household utensil—a sewing machine. The worst mon often give the hest ad vice. Pay yoar d4)t. The Cricket in 'the. Wall. Hark ! --'Tis•the small voice of the cric ket in the crevices 01 the wall. How cheerful is his low song. What is' the subject of his lay ? Is he chanting melo dy in the ear of his lady love, or is he pouring out his soul in an evening hymn? Is he singing the praise of some mighty insect warrior, or lauding the name done who has gathered wisdom beyond that of fellows ?' Have insects 'their heroes, their tyrants, their poets, and their orators ? Who can tell ? But why is it that all living things have glad voices given them ? Why is it, that when the sun has gone down and the hum of business is still—when a man has with drawn-froth the cares and buStle'of . the 'day; and the winds retired to their caves, that the voice of the insect tribes, low and solemn, , comes abroad upon the air ? • Why does not silence come doWrii with the curtain of night, and' brood with 'the dark ness over us? It is that we may not far tet 'the great teachings of nature. The heavens may be darkened by clouds; the stars may not look out to remind us, the face of the moon" may be veiled; and the sound of the winds hushed; but the' voice of 'the insect world 'tells ,us' the works' of God. ytTe remember the :cricket that mg : --chi; - i ,- :crii — t the corner when we sat by - --- ,iiilvecFiCt the corner when we sat by our father's fireside. His voice was cheerful, and it was a pleasant thing to listen to his hap song. Father, mother, -brothers, sister were beside us then, and we talked of the little warbler as a thing'we all lov ed. But the corner .and the cricket and the home of our childhood' are all gone-, swept by time into the' returnless abyss of. the past. Those who listened with' us: where are they? Father, mother, broth. "They are scattered and parted - by moun tain and wave, And some are in the cold silent Womb of the grave." Compulsory Education. If it is true, as recently stated on good authority, that ten-elevenths of the ,trunin els in this country are illiterates, is it not time that the question of compulsory edu cation should be agitated ? - Ask yourself this simple question: 'What would my character now be if I had never learned to read ? What would it be if I bad been deprived of the counsels, the ideals, the aspirations and hopes that have dropped into my mind from the books and papers• and bible I have read ? What would my character be, if, besides lack ing. these, I had been born and reared a mong the ignorant and vicious ?" Is not education one of man's rights ? Is not good government bound to protect him in this right as much as , it is in any other? In the three states, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Illinois, one-tenth of the' ill iterates are paupers, while only one three.kuncindth of those who can read and write are so. Can such facts as this, ms stated above, mean otherwise than that education is one of the essential conditions to both morality and thrift? Morality and thrift never grow in nny soil but that of education.— They are never posSessed by man or wo man whose mind has not been led out, by some means or other, from the feebleness of its childhood. There can be neither virtue nor economy without thought ; and there can be no thought without some thing to feed it and exercise it. Throw aside every philanthropic con sideration and still may you not reasona bly demand that, if your property is tax ed to educate the children of him who has not property, his children shall .actually receive the education, and enough of it to give them a fair chalice of being citizens whom you shall not again be taxed to sup port and from whose crimes you;shall not he endangered.—Christian Union. SEX IN Eoos.—A 'writer in the Rural New Yorker, say that science and experi ence have snfliciently demonstrated that everything that bears must possess both the male and the female' qualifications ; but perhaps it is not generally known that such is the case with eggs. I have found, by experience that it is, and by the following rules. I raise as many' pullets among my chickens as I wick to, 'while some of my neighbors complain that their chicks are• nearly all roosters and they' cannot see why there should be a differ ence. I will tell here What I have told them and for the benefit - of those who . .do not know ;'---That the small, round eggs are female eggs-and the long slender. ones are male. This -rule holds good among all kinds of birds. So if you.wish to raise pullets set the small, round eggs r and if' you wish to raise roosters , set the long, slender ones ; 'in this way - You will be en abled to raise svhichqver sex you Wish to. Curtrous MarrEns.--If a tallow can dle be placei in a gun, rtixl shot at adoor, it will go through without sustaining'SU injury ; and if a musket 'ball bo fired in to water, it will not only rebound, but be flattened as if fired against a substance. A musket ball may be fired thro' a pain of glass, making the hole the size of a ball, without cracking the glass ; if the glass be suspended by a thread, it will make no difference, and the thread• will not• even vibrate. In the arctic regions, when the thermometer is . below zero, persons can converse more than a mile distant. Dr. Jamieson, asserts that he heard every word of a sermon at ‘a distance of two• miles. A mother lies been distinctly beard talking to her child on a still day across water a mile'ride. The inspiring sunshine of the season has touched the heart of an Indianapolis girl, who concludes a love-letter thus : "The ring is round the dish, is square, and we'll he mnrried the next State tai? , The hA shall ring, the drum shall play, and we'll Yo dancing all the way. APsiver Mary." $2,00 PER YEAR. *NUMBER 47. it anti Xnmor. What is that whit }as eyes, yet never' sees ?!---A potato. Why is a coachman like the clouds?— Because he holds the reins. A "heavy weight"—For a woman to "wait" until she is thiripsix, and not get married after all. - What trees are those which, when. fire is applied to them, are exactly what they were before? Ashes. •' ' .The Congiegationalist explains what it means by "lightniog-bug piety" bright INhila it lasts, but cold and soon out. , • Mark Twain b4li,eves in the Women's Movement if it is>onfined to the wasli-_, ... tub. - , r --- Wby is a 'chicken jut hatched like it cow's tail? Because it was' never seen before.. Mrs. Wheat, of Alabama, had three little . Wheats a few days ago. It looks like gain , * against the grain to be eradlinn. • . -12 a devoted wife• holds her hus band nut .at arm's length by his, sore ear, and says she wouldn't crush a, worm, ho realizes, all at once, how: iearfully and c derfully women are made.. • ANYMING you sec; hear, or fancy all persons, places:and things; and whatever has happened since the foundation of the world can all be e. t • a • general use. What is it ? , A Coscomn;teasing Dr. Parr with an account of his petty ailments, complained that he could never go out without catch ing cold in the head. "No Avonder,," re turned the doctor; "you. always go out without anything in 4. 1 '. :.. • . • There are young men in liraynesharo!, who cannot hold a skein of yarn fOr'their mothers without whiting, -but will hold 125 pounds of, a neighboring family for the best part of a night, with a patience and docility that aro certainly phenome nal. "Hi whore did yez get them trouser/0, asked an Irishman of a man who hapfuniV' ed to have *a remarkably short ptkir,:tia,:, trousers on. "I got them where theygtW, was the indignant reply. Then conscience,' said Paddy, "you've pulled," then a year too soon t" The epitaphs of Dakota papers are most pathetic. Jim Barret had been shov eling snow, from which he caught a bad cold, which turned into a fever.' The fe ver settled Jim's mundane affairs amtg. local paper says, most affectingly. hie: obituary, "He won't shovel any ruoro snow in the country he has gone to'. Ben Zine asked O'Shea, "How is• that the most reliable account of the Del; uge makes no mention of Irishmen . Ifay', : 4;ii: : lug been taken into the ark?" - • "Divil the one was there," said "How, then, was the race perpetuated?' queried Ben. "Faith," said O'Shea,, "in those days' the Irish were wealthy, and bad a boat of their own." A young telegraph operator in Hart ford, after repeated calls for a young lady operator in another office, at last got a response, and then he telegraphed , back to her, "I have been trying to get you for the last half hour 7 .,1n -a moment the fol lowing spicy reply came tripping over the wires from the telegraphic maiden nothing. Theie is a young man here beep. trying to do the same thing for . the last two years, and he liasn't,got me yet.? Tun DEAR Oi D "BET."—,"YOung tlemen, do not get into the habit of bet- , ting," said a professor to his class. "No,. kind of• bet is, excusable—in fact,, eery bet is a sin as well as amark,of vulgarity. Have' nothing to 'do, young gentlemen' with a bet of anykind.' "That, I suppose, puts a finisher upon , our dear old friend the alpha-bet," ex claimed one of the students. , , • , the professor smiled blandly upon . the young man, and gave hint fifty extra lines in Grtek. • A performance of educated fleas are . at, the present time attracting much atten tion in Berlin: At a recent exhibition; one of the most accomplished of" Ole:insects; obeying a sudden impulse of its nature, sprung from the table and took refuge on, the person of an illustrious lady:' The ex hibitor was in 'despoil, as the truant was+ his best performer, and said he would, ba ruined unless it could be recovered., The lady good-naturedly, retirred to another room, and, after a few minutes' absence, returned with the flea between her fore finger. The exhibitor took it eagerly,gavo one look at it, and then with visible em barrassment, said, "lour highness . will, pardon me. but this not the rightilea." A VALVABLE REMEDY.—The follow ing receipt for the cure of quinsy, was handed to us by a friend residing in this place. The remedy is a. simple one, and has two qualities ihdependent of its effica cy, via: cheapness and harmlessness. Our friend informed us it was recommended' to him to be used in a case of quinsy in' his family recently, and upon its use, the, cure immediately. •followed :—Take the nest of a barn sawllow ; heat or roast rtes yen. wn1:1 ( 1 . 1)rown cnfrrT ;.then put it ins • cloth and place it on•the outside of the. place effected, and leave it on till cold, and the cure is evitlentlanorergiii4us.: