e2ll c%•+ kb .0 tt I 1,1/1: 4 t 4it trileStiflTlJ ge BY W. BLAIR. YOLUNE 26. THE WAYNESBORO' VILLAGE RECORD, PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING By W. BLAIR. TERMS—Two Dollars per Annum if paid - within the year; Two Dollars and Fifty cents after. the expiration of the year. ADVEETISEMENTS--One Square (10 lines) three insertions, $1,00; for each subsequent insertion, Thir five Cents per Square. A liberal discount made, to yearly adver tisers. LOCALS.—Business Locals Ten Cents per line for the first insertion, Seven Cents for subseauent insertions proftssionat (!tardy. J. B. ANDERSON, N. D., PHYSTCLAN AND SURGEON; WAYNESBORO', P.A. Office at the IVaynesboro' "Corner Drug ore." • [june 101,;1,•11 MJ, RIFTLE t PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Offers his professional services to the pub c. Office in his residence, on West Main street, Waynesboro'. april 24—tf DR. BYNJ. FRANTZ, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OFFICE—In the Walker Building—near the Bowden House. sight calls should be /made at his residence on Main Street ad oining the Western School House. Jtilv 20-tf • ISAAC. N. SNIVELY, • 'PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, WAYNESBORO' PA. Office at his residence, nearly opposite be Bowden House. Nov 2—tf. JOSEPH IDOTTG-I_,A_S ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBORO', PA. Practices in the several Courts of Franklin and adjacent Counties. N. B.—Real Estate leased and sold, and Fire Insurance effected on reasonable terms. December 10;1871. U „ A LER t (Fan. :RLY OF MERCERSBURG, PA.,) OFFERS his Professional services to the citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. S'rincni.En haS relinquished an exten sive practice at Mercersburg, where he has been prominently engaged for a =libel. of ycarsin the practice of his prolesion. Be has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence of George Besore, Esq., 't Father-in-law, where he can be founo at al times when not professionally engage.l. July 20, 1871.—tf. Zr. E. FORNEY & CO. .Prg duce 00X11-rn-LsSiCqz Merchants No. 77 NORTH STREET. J3ALTIMORE, MD. Pay particular attention to the sale of Flour, Grain, Seeds, &c. Liberal advances made on consignments. may 29-tf 1.10.c.5= NDEhSU:NS v..inting Spring-tooth Hors..? Bakes can be supplied with a first-class article by calling on the subscriber. lie .continuer, to repair all kinds of machinery At short notice:lml upon reasonable terms. The Metcalf excelsior Post Boring and Wood Sawing Et::NW nes always on hand. JoILN L. METCALF, Quincy, Pa. Feb 27-i MUMMY NM t AirRS. C. L. TIOLLINBERGER now Inca ted at 37 Pearl Street, Baltimore, MI., bas opened a new Stock of the hest and most fashionable 11Iillinery Goods, Order's from the country promptly tilled at• prices ttvhieh will give entire satisfaction, act 10—tf J. H. WELSH , WITH W. V. LIPPINWTT & CO, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Hats, Caps, Furs and Straw Goods, No. 531 Market Street, Philadelphia, Pa April 3-tf BARBERING ! BAhBERING I rrTIE subscriber bay' g, ree , idly re-paint ed and papered al d added new ni tare to his shop, ann races to his mstont ers and the public tha he will I ye noth ing undone to give satin • I and make comfortable all who may be pleased to fa vor hin► with their patronage. Shaving*. Schampooning, Ilair-cutting, etc. promptly attended to.. A long experience in the bar bering business enables him to promise tt isfaction in all eases. W. A. "TICE. Sept 18-tf THE BOWDEN HOUSE ,MAIN STREET, WAYNESBORO', PENN'A. MITE subscr;ber having leased this well known H Jtel property, announces to the public that he has refurnished, re-pain ted and papered it, and is now amply pre pared to accommodate the traveling public and others who may be pleased to invor him with their patronage. An. attentive hostler will at all times be in attendance. May 23—tf SAM'L P. STONER. COACBMAKING. PERSONS in want of vehicles of any de scription, new or second-handed, can be supplied at the old "'Waynesboro' Coach Factory" on Church street. The subscrib er cordially invites those desiring anything in his line to call and examine his stock and learn his prices, which he feels warran ted in saying will compare lityorably with that of any other establishment in the coun ty. lit:Pmatso of all kinds will receive prompt attention. Thankful to the public for past patronage he solicits u continuation of the same in the future. JACOB ADAMS. april 10-tf elttt Vl:du.. ..„."'" STRUGGLE FOR THE LIGHT. Droop not thou mortal fainting, Shake off thy load of care, Let not its size distress thee, Its weight no longer bear, There's not an ill that God sends down • But brings its balm along ; Though you may think your lot is hard, He can do nothing wrong. The cares and toils, and petty griefs, That hang o'er all of earth, They come to all, and follow ail Unto the grave from birth, And he who shrinks from little ills, And cowers with fear and dread, Before life's stern realitins, Has neither heart nor head. Though poverty may bear thee down With stern heel shod with pain, A strong mind and a willing arm Shall bring thee up again s 1 ,, i sorrov Dark o'er thy life a blight, • Bear on, have faith, and never cease, To struggle for the light. Seek not too much for worldly wealth, Nor burn too much for fame, The one flies like the morning mist, The other's but a,name. Kno h' not too much of other's plans. Your owrs enough for yin' ; Still open keep to all who need A heart that's narm and true. By labor strive to leave a mark To guide the coming race, ' A sign post on the path of time, That years may not efface. This life is but the brief prologue Unto.the greater play, But act it each and every one • As though 'twould last for aye. atthitrilautons altadinff. TRUST. Nat crawled out of his poor little bed, which hardly desei veil the name of bed at all. The room was very bare and cold. As Nat slipped on what remained of his only pair of shoes, a heavy cloud seemed to settle down upon his face. His mother, a.little woman, with a face pale and worn, but cheerful, nevertheless, was putting a few crusts of bread with three or four cold potatoes, upon a plate. "I do say, mother," said Nat, shivering and looking about the room, "it is no sort of use, we shall have to give up. I don't see but we shall freeze to death with no fire, and starve besides," and Nat sat down upon the side of the bed and leaned his ',lice upon his hand. "I can't get a bit of work to do, and there isn't a person in the world that cares a cent about us," he continued dejectedly. "It seems as if I should not care so much as if it was just myself; but to see you cold and hungry, mother,. is more than I can bear," and Nat burst into tears. "'Why, my boy," said his mother, cheer ily, "don't give up. Don't you, remem ber that we have a Father who secs' all our troubles, and if we *tly trust Him, He will help us." "You have said that tin• the last three weeks, mother," said Nat, "ar,d I have tried to trust Him, but things grow worse and worse." "'Thoth He slay me, yet will I trust in Him,' is the trust we want to have."— "Nattie," said his mother, sitting down by his side and putting her arms around his neck. "We have well other left yet, and we are not really sick." Her eyes grew a little dim as she looked at Nat's pale, thin face, "and then—there is that nice teacher at the mission school, you know, who thought he could do something for you." "Yes," said Nat, wining his eyes with the hack of his hand, "but I hilvert seen him. and don't - know as I ever shall; my clothes have got so had now that I can't go to the school." "Well, dear," said his mother, "we,will eat what we have and be cheerful. We shall not starve today, and maybe you may get a few p.nnies for sweeping, and I may find a little washing to do. At a ny rate, we will try hard one day more. We must look as cheerful and pleasant as we can, too ; for people will be more like ly to help us if we smile and look pleas ant, than they will if we look cross and sour." Nat tried hard to smile and eat his share of the scanty breakfast. Bidding his mother•good-bv, he took his old broom and started out, fie walked painfully up street after street; for his feet were cover ed with chilblains, and his old shoes were hard and -full of holes. At last he select ed a crossing to sweep where he thought rich people might cross, and patiently waited trying to look cheerful and smil ing. During, the forenoon he got a few pennies, but us the afternoon wore on he tblt very faint and hungry, and leaning on his broom, he began to think of what his mother had said in the morning.— "Though He slay me," kept ringing in his head. "Ali," he thought to himself, "I have not really trusted. When every thing goes well, the trusting is easy e nough, but when it comes to the 'slaying I give in." Hearing voices near him he started, and looking up, saw the mission school teacher. Such a gleam of hope A FAMILY NEWSPAPER---DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, LOCAL AND' GENERAL NEWS. ETC. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1873. shot through his heart that it lighted up his face, and he felt as if help had come. "Ah, Nat, how do you do?" said his teacher pleasantly, while the gentleman who was with him looked on with some surprise. "How are you gettina . e) on now?" "Not at all," answered Nat, trying to smile. "I'm sorry," said his teacher. "I• hop ed I was going to get a chalice for you last week, but I lost it. 'Well, keep up your courage ; I think we will find some thing yet," and the gentlemen walked on. Nat lodked after them with tears rea dy to come in his eyes. "Courage, with nothing to eat," he thought, leaning on his broom again ; "but that is not trust ing, and I mean to really trust, for there's nothing else I can do; and shutting his eyes for a moment, be sent 'an earnest little prayer to the loving Heavenly Fath• er, who is just as ready to hear us when we call to him from the noisy street as from the hush of the church. "Hullo, there, youngster," said a hear ty voice. "Hold my horse here, and give you a quarter." Nat dropped'his broom and ran eager ly to the horse. A portly gentleman stepped with some difficulty,from the car riage. Nat looked at him and smile: ei.ta pleasantly. You think I am rather awkward, yeungster," he said, "but I'm only just ' 49 1-- ' - outh have cast oil tie water, and your miserable lant traps I can't manage." `'Oh no, sir, I did not think so at all," said Nat, looking at him wistfully, for his own dear father died at sea, and there was a charm about anybody who had been on the water. Something about the smile on Nat's wan thee must have attracted the gentle man, for he turned back after he had started up the steps of the house. "See here, my boy," said he, "what were you thinking about when I drove up ?" Nat blushed faintly and hesitated a little. "You l'ookdd as if you were tip in the sky, or somewhere else, and I had to scream at you as if you were a mile off. I should like to know what you were at." "I was trying to trust, sir," said Nat softly, looking down. "To what ?" exclaimed the gentleman, looking at him in astonishment. "To trust in Gcd, sir," said Nat .look ing up in his,face. "Mother and I .are very poor, and have no friends, 'but she fee's sure God will help us if we trust in Him." Captain Reid, for the gentleman was a sea captain, thrust his hands into his pock ets and whistled a little, looking hard in to Nat's fitee. • "What's your name?" he asked sud denly. "sat Raymond, sir," was the answer. "Raymond !" exclaimed the captain ; "was your father's name Nathan ?" "Yes, sir," said Nat, in some surprise, `and he died at sea. Did you know him ?" "Know him !" said Captain Reid. "Bless your heart, boy, he saved my life Once, when we were both before the Inuit. Here, tumble into my carriage, and show me the way to your mother, quick ! Nat would not have been more aston ished if the sli) had fallen. lie glanced at the carriage and then toward his broom. • "Let your old broom go to the dogs," said the captain ; "you won't need it again ; get in quick and tell mewhere to oo " b• ` 4 l. do say, mother," said a young lady who was looking out of the window, "Uncle Reid is the queerdst man. He has been talking with the most miserable looking boy out here, and now lie has ac tually taken him into the carriage and gone off with him." "He is always doing queer things," said her mother. "He is just as likely to pick up a ragged boy as the Vice-President." Two or three hours after, Captain Reid came back to his sister's house. "Where did you go with that ragged boy, uncle ?" asked his niece. "That boy?" said her uncle, "why that boy's, ather saved my life once. He died on shipboard on his way home from Au stralia, wore than two years ago. Be was going captain nett voyage. He touched at Liverpool going out, and I saw him there. told me if I got home first to see that his wife and boy were get ting on well. I have not been here since that Lime till to-day, and should never have ibund them in the world, poo'r things, if that boy hadn't smiled his fath er's own smile into my face. He and his mother was about starved, I should say. and half frozen, too. But," he added, rubbing his hands together and chuckling to himself, "I guess they will be warm to night, and if they are ever hungry again, it won't be my blame." Pay your debts. The present trouble is not the lack of money, but that is not in circulation. Money, like blood, is of no use unless it flows. Brown owes Jones' for instance ; Jones owes Robinson ; Robin son owes Smith ; and each andall of them are abundantly able to pay. But they hold to their cash, and compel their cred itors, big and little, to wait. They will not even settle with each other, but go about with doleful faces and fingers clutching their pooket-books complaining of hard times, and croaking of what may be. This is all wrong, and can only tend to prolong the very closeness and and stagnation of which they so bitterly complain. This world and the next resemble the east and the west : you cannot draw near to one without turning your hack' to the other. [COMMUNICATED. Superstition and Witchcraft. The radical sense of the word Supersti. tion may be said to be, to believe above that which exists, to think beyond that which is understood. Super, means above. Stition, probably originated the Ger man Stehen, and the latin stet,. to stand. Hence, the person who. is superstitious, is standing above the right place. The ancient Brittons worshipped the white oak. A certain general who under took to conquer them, found it necessary in order to subdue them effectualy, to cut down their forests of white oak trees.— Fourteen hundred years ago when the gospel was introduced by forty . missiona ries sent from Rome, they were in the hab it of putting up idols of stone, somewhat like a chimney, with a fire place in.the inside, to throw their little children into the fire, and offer them up unto tile gods. At the present day the people of India, bow down to wood and stone. , Some of their idols are about the size of a mans band ; at a short distance resembling a ginger cake, or rather what the children would call a baby cake. The American Indians, about the year 1610, bad idols made of skins stuffed with moss.. The white people at one time be ing short of provisions, a certain captain Smith stole one of those idols, and after wards traded it back again for a consid .;3le-quantity-of-corn. The following account of witchcraft by Samuel G. Goodrich of Boston, serves as a striking illustration of the extraordina ry results which may be powers of the mind ; and of the deeds of rapine, murder and blood, perpetrated by the hands of :men, while under the influence of superstition, folly and madness. "In the year 1692, two children of Mr. Parris, a minister in Salem, Massachusetts, were taken sick. They were affected in a very singular manner, and the physicians were sent for. They were at a loss to ac count for the disorder, and one of them fi nally said they must be bewitched. The children, hearing this, and being in great distress, declared than an Indian woman, living in the house, had bewitch, ed them. Mr. Parris believed what the children said ; the Indian woman was ac cused of the. crime, and, in a state of agi tation and alarm, partially confessed her guilty. This affair excited great at tention ; many people came to see these children, and they were very much pitied. By and by, other children imagined that they were affected in a similar man ner, and they said that they were secretly tormented by an old woman in the neigh borhood. All these things• were believed and more children and several women soon declared themselves bewitched. They charged several persons with being the authors of their distress. They pretended that these persons en tered their rooms through key-holes, or cracks in the window; pinched their flesh, pricked them with needles, and torment ed them in the most cruel manner. No body could see these tormentors but the sufferers themselves, although several per sons might be in the room • where one of the bewitched was wailing and shrieking, front the pinches of the witch. Strange as it may seem, this matter, in stead of being regarded as a delusion, was thought to be founded in reality. The peo ple in those days believed that the devil sometimes gave to certain persons great power for purposes of evil. These persons were said to deal with the devil, and they were considered very wicked. The business they were suppoSed to carry on with him was called witchcraft, and any person under their influence was said to be bewitched. In England, Par liainent had thought it necessary to make severe laws against witchcraft. Several persons there had been condemned and executed under those laws. It was thought proper to proceed in a similar manner at Salem. Accordingly, those persons accus ed of practising witchcraft upon their neighbors were put in prison, and a court was formed to try them. Many of them were , examined and found guilty, and some, under the influ ence of a distempered imagination, con ed that they were guilty. The busi ness at length reached a very alarming height. Nineteen persons had been exe cuted, one hundred and fifty were in pris on and many more were accused. In this state of things, the people be gan to doubt the correctness of their pro ceedings. They examined the subject more carefully, and were very soon satis fied that they had acted rashly. The judg es of the court also began to take differ ent views of the subject. Those who were brought to trial were theretore acquitted, and those in prison released. Thus ended this extraordinary delusion. We at the present day, who know that there is no such thing as witchcraft, can not but wonder that our ancestors should have believed in it, and that many per sons should have been hung for a crime that was only imaginary. But we should I remember that it was a common error of that age. It was not an invention of their own.— They received their notions from Eng land, and it was natural that they should act agreeably to them. We must do them the justice to say, however, that they soon discovered their error, and expressed their sorrow for it." h Nov. 29th, 1873. OBSERVER. The wealth that comes easily is the most unsubstantial thing -in the world. The law; of acquisition are the only laws which teach us to preserve wealth, and these can only be learned during the pro cess of acquisition. The man who gets suddenly wealthy attempts to use the wings of riches to fly with, instead of clip ping them to prevent the flight of others. [For the Record. MY MOLLY DARLING. • BY J. 11.' BARNES The stars may pale, • The moon may fail To rear her silver crest ; • The sun may pour His rays no•more Along the purpling west. The robe of night, With jewels so bright, .No more may glad the eye, Nor blushing day, In bright array, Ride up the Orient sky. On early wing, The lark may sing, His matin song no more, Nor o - eian's wave In beauty lave Its silver sanded shore. The smiling plain May ne'er again Its verdant tints•unfold, Nor Mollie's brow Be twined as now, With wreathe of wavy gold But ever shall my memory, My brightest fairest one, Be hallowed by a thought, of thee, Whom I have loved alone. Pirrsauriu, PA., Nov. 10, 1873. Life is Short Reader, has it ever occurred to you how short is the period allotted to man on earth? How swiftly he passes frotn one stage of life to_another, until the decrepi tude of old age steals upon his weakened frame and exhausted nature sinks beneath the power of death ! To-day you behold the prattling infant, beautiful in its infantile innocence, unac quainted with the trials and troubles of life, happy in its ignorance and innocence. We contemplate the sight with pleasure ; but behold adnew scene presents itsself to view. There is a young man just enter ing upon the arena of life. The sports which are attendant upon the days of childhood have passed away; and al though he has many scores of pleasure, yet duties press upon him, and he fre quently. has to contend with disappoint ments and difficulties, and he often wisp es; as his mind wanders' back, that he could be a child again. Now, we see a man passed the meridian oflife; his brow is covered with.wriukles ; his face looks careworn and anxious; he has met with trials and troubles repeatedly ; he has bid a last farewell to much loved friends : he has been betrayed by those in whome he confided ; he has been buffeeted by the storms of misfortune ; many crosses and losses have marked his pathway. Again, the scene changes, and we see an man, his hair white as snow, his strength and vigor gone. He has grown weak and fee ble. and can with difficulty support him self with the staff which he carries in his hand. The rosy hue of health has left his cheek, and every feature, every move ment shows that he is fast nearing his e-' ternal resting place! Again the curtain rises, and we see the hearse bearing its inanimate burden to the grave—the last home of all that is left of him whom we saw but a few years ago— rejoicing in the amusements of youth. He has acted his part in the drama of life and passed off she stage, to make room for others. All this has passed in a few years, like the lightning's flash, that shines in the heavens for a moment, and is gone.. Such is the life of man ! Life is short and uncertain. To-day, we see a man rich in all the vigor of health and strength. To-morrow, death seizes his prey, and he is borne to his last resisting place. How important, then, dear reader, that we should improve each passing' hour. • If we would pause occa sionally and consider that we have immor tal souls •, if we would look beyond this earth and see what a beautiful home is awaiting our coming ; if we would permit our hearts to be true to themselves; to feel that there are sweet companionships to be found there—perhaps. some loved one—a happy change would be wrought in our natures ! How much better fitted we would then be to enjoy 'the blessings of life ! But we seldom think of these things until some loved ono is borne away from our side to the land of shadows ; un til we feel that one link in the chain of association has been broken. But batter this harsh stroke, if it reminds us of our duty, than wait until the mind is weaken ed by disease, and death is ready to seize his victim. Man's death and burial creates DO sari thoughts beyond tho circle of home where he was most intimately know. The din and bustle of the , world goes on as ever. The hearse and the funeral train passed by. Perhaps 'a few of our fellows may stop awhile to inquire who is dead ; then pass on again, forgetting that a heart has ceased to beat forever. Even the mourn er's tears that floWed so freely are soon dried up, and the crape, the dark badge of death, are east aside, and the lifeless clod of the valley is soon forgotten. Such is life ! If we die to-day, the sun will shine as brightly and the birds sing as sweetly to-morrow. Not a wheel in the machinery of the business world will cease to move, and scarce a voice of mirth ,he checked. Such is life ! How short it is ! How soon we are forgotten ! The world moves on, a creature dies, And in the grave entombed he lies; His soul to heaven—like a star is shot, The flash is gone, and man forgot! Pay the Printer and ererybody else you owe. The Tendency of the Times. The tendency of the age is toward mo ney-making. The'poor wish to become rich, and the rich aspire to greater riches. The tradesmen and the professional man are no longer contented with small profits, They desire to do in a year what their fathers took a score of years to achieve. The slow but sure method of earning mo ney is no longer fashionable- It belongs to the old stage coach period. Six per cent. investments are laughed at. Ten, twenty, fifty, and one hundred per cent. are considered legitimate. What was called rascality by our fath ers passes current now for business shrewd. ness. If a man can evade the letter of the law, although he violates its spirit, he is called sharp, and society hails him as a shrewed manager. He is judged by his success, and is envied by the crowd for his ability and sagacity. Men of small means grasp ventures that promise large returns. They seldom stop to ask, is it right or just, but plunge headlong to de struction or to dazzling success. Public officials of the Tweed stripe rob the taxpayers of their hard-earned money, and with millions of plunder enter the courts and snap their lingers at the vain efforts made to punish them. Money ar rests the arm ofjustice corrupts legislation, and wields a pow( 'march ever dreamed of posses: What can be (I( tender'- if th cendency oz.ze ; the people. The improved. We -mon-sense-virtue rich rascal was n. poor one, when men were honored and judged by the weight of their brains and not their gold. There are honest men in every community. They may not crowd the sidewalks. or black the streets by their number, but they can be found if the peo ple care to look for them. Summon them to the .fisont! Order the thieves and money rascals to the rear! Make per sonal Integrity the line ofadvancement! and money, as the step stone to 'power and influence, will lose its potent charm, and be sought for simply as a means to strengthen the arms• of honest endeavor, and promote the general welfare if man kind. Respect the Body. Respect the body, dear men and wo men ! Speak of it reverently as it .deserves. Don't take it into an unworthy place ; give it sunshine, pure air and exercise.— Be conscientious as to what you put down its throat. Remember what is fun to the cook and confectionery trades may be death to it. Give it good, wholesome food; let it be on intimate terms with _friction and.soap and water ; and especially don't render it ridiculous by your way of dress- ing it. Recognize the dignity of your body ; hold it erect when you are awake, and let it lie .out straiglik N when you're asleep.— Don't let is go thßiugh the world with little mincing steps or great gawky strides; don't swing its arms too much and don't let them grow limp from inactivity. Re solve to respect its shoulders, its back and fair proportions generally and straight. way shall "stoops," and "wiggles," and "grecian bends," be unknown forever. Respect the body, give it what it re quires and no more. Don't pierce its ears, strain its eyes, or pinch its feet ; don't roast it by a hot fire all day, and smoth er it under a heavy bed covering all night; don't put it in a cold draught on slight occasions, and don't nurse or pet it to death ; don't dose it with doctor stuffs ; and above all don't turn it into a wine cask or chimney. Let it'be "warranted not to smoke" from the time your man hood takes possession. Respect the body ; don't over:rest, or over-love it, and never debase it, be able to lay it down when you are done with it, a well-worn but not misused thing. Mean time, treat it at least as well as you would your pet horse or hound, and my word for it, though it will not jump to China, at a bound, you'll find it a most excellent thing to have, especially in the country. —Hearth mid Halite. • LATE REMORSE.—Have you ever stood by the grave of one dear to you, and been compelled to remember how much happier you might have made that life which has now passed beyond your reach? Has the hasty or unkind word come back to you, and repeated itself over and over till you would' gladly have given a year of your own life to recall it and make it as if it had never been? Let us remember that those svho are now living may socn be dead, .and beware of adding to the things done that ought not to have been done the things undone that ought to have Leen done. Many a heart has languished for the tenderness withheld in life, but poured too late in remorseful and unavailing re gret. Let us be tender to friends while they aro with us, nor wait till they are dead to find out their good qualities. Let us bring all possible sweetness, tenderness and truthfulness into all our relations, thus blest and being blest; let us keep our arms high, our hearts warm our hands ready to do good. •Sp shall we ally our selves with heavenly legions, who will , fight our battles with the power of dark ness. So shall we, amid the changes.of our earthly lot, plant ourselves .upon the everlasting foundations, and calmly .note how the things of thisworld fade and pass away, knowing that we laid up a store of things that endure. Everything that tends to discompose 'or agitate the mind:, whether it is excessive sorrow, rage, fear, love or despair—in short, whatever acts violently on our mental fhculties, tends to injure the health. The little canary bird can't lay its eggs when any body, isigking at it, aud Xnntor. Respect for old age never had a bright, er illustration than in the case of the young lady who always refuses to go to the wash tub when her mother or grandmother is present. An Irishman has defined nothing to be "a footless stoeking without legs." A deseriptiot2 by another Emeralder is bet- ter. What is nothing?" he was asked. "Shut your eyes and you'll see it" said Pat. A. Bridgeport lady remained too long on a train to kiss a female friend, and trying to get off after it had started, was thrown violently on her face. "If ever I kiss anybody again!", she said, vengefully, as she arose;" any woman, at least," she thoughtfully added. An old farmer said to his sons : "Boys don't spekerlate or wait for some; thing to turn up. You mightjust as well go and sit on a stone in the middle of-tt medder with a pail 'twist your legs, and wait for a cow to baCk . up to you to be A German peddler sold, a nattn.a liquid for extermination of bugs. '.A.?id how do you use it? inquired the matt - after he had bought it. "Ketch the Nig, nu drop von little drop into his moot," answered the peddler. ”Pehawl" exclaimed the .m7EFF' tld killi• half the this fatal pure , aser, it in half the time' by stamping on it." "Vill," calmly explained • the German;`ldat_is—a good— way, too." • • iris WIF must be the com s—when—a A negro once said in a prayer meet frig :`redi Ni en, when I was ' a boy I took a hatchet ß and went into the woods. When I found a tree that, was straight and big and solid,, I didn't touch that tree : but when I found one leaning a little and hol ler inside, I soon had him dowi. SO when the debbil goes after Christians, le don't touch dem 'dat stand straight and true, but dem thatlean a little and are,: holler inside." -NOT THE WIFE'S FAULT.--An Irish man who had just landed, went to see his sister, who' was married to . a Yankee. The couple lived very happily together, and when Pat came, the . gentleman took him over his place to show it to him. Par, at the evidence of .prosperity, said to his brother-in•law : "Begorra, you are very happy here, with this fine property to live on; me sis ter had, good luck, intirely, so she had, in getting you for a husband." • ' l3l "Ah, yes," responded the married man we would be very happy but fOr onething. "And what's that?" asked Pat. "Ah Pat," returned the gentleman, "I am sorry to say that we have no chil dren." "No children!" exclaimed Pat; thin Begone, it's not me sister Maggie's fault, for she had two before she left Ireland, and that's the rayson pie father sent her to America." TEACEIER-"WhO was the first man?" Head Scholar—"Washiugton: he was first in war, first in—" Teacher— "No, no, Adam was the first man." Head Scholar— "o, if you're speakiog foreigners, I s'pose • he was." BILL ARP ON THE Cmsts.—Munny to be healthy must be skattered around so that everybody can git sum. 'When it's most all piled up in a few pyramids the least jostile will tumble it to the ground, If I was King I'd fix a remedy for bloa ted fortunes mity quick. I'd tax a man nuthin on an incum of 5 thousan dollars and under. I'd tax 10 per ct. on all be tween 5 and ten thousand; twenty per ct. on all between 10 and 20 thousan, and so on,,doublin up to 50 thousan. Above that I'd take it all, every dollar. tell you that will get em. That will keep down these Wall street rings. I will let a man have enuff for all decent and re spectable purposes, and after that he must do his sheer for, theta who swet and • toil and havent.been as smart or as mean or as lucky as himself. It will put a limit, upon a man's avarice and keep tnunny iu better employment than paying $5O, 000 for a horse or or 100 thousan for a diamond pin. - , Code of Farm Rules. I'. Take good newspapers and—read them. 2. Keep regular accounts Mall your farm. operations. 3. Perform . every operation in. the . proper season. 4. Perform every operation in the' , best manner. T). Complete every, part of the opera tion as you procewl. „ 6. Finish one job before you begin another. Clean every tool when 'you leaveZff 8. , Have a. place for everything and return things to their places when •done using them. , 9. Repair your buildings, tools, fences and all elk, the moment they require it. 10.. Be humane to all dumb animals. 11" , 'Give your stock , good shelter in winter, and none but good food it ,all • times. 12. Don't keep a lot of snarling dogs and tribes of ..cats about the .premi ses. 13. Don't bay anything you . do .not require, because it is . cheap—particularly at auction sales. 14. Don't refuse to•make•correct ex periments M•a small. way of many now things. 15. Attend to little things—drops of water make the occaii: 16 Attend to your ; own private basi nem—den% meddle in that Plothers. 'Lastly, marry a good woman if you haven't one already. $2,00 PER YEAR: NUMBER 26: