............... • • .... . . - i .' • „. • • • - ..n.A.6... el. .. .1 iikYliWil. 11,00 ..,. i ~ .. 11.0 .._. ~.,:5 . ,!„. . .; :, ..; : „:.1..,..,,.:.....:„....•./. ......,. ._ . . :I .. . . , . ..' ' ... .. • „ ~.. . . . „ . . . . . amm.m.oom. i BY W. BLAIR. TOLEILE .26. THE WAYEESS.OII4I I VILLAGE RECM PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING By W. BLAIR. TERMS=-Two Dollars per A,nnum if paid within the year; Two Dollars and Fifty cents atter the expiration of the year. ADVERTISEMENTS—One Square (10 lines) three insertions, $1,50; for each subsequent•insertion, Thir fare Cents per Square. A liberal discount made to yearly adver tisers. LOCALS.—Business Locals Ten Cents per ine-fer4h4-tirst-insertien r Solten- Ceuts for subsectuent insertions itssiong J. B. ANDERSON. M. D., J-tELYSECIAN AND SURGEON, • WAYNESBORO', PAS Offiee.at the Waynesboro' "Corner Drug ore." BR, ARM 611, PHYSICIAN ANp SURGEON, , Offers Ibis professional services to the pub lic. Office in his residence, on West Main street, Waynesboro'. april 24-tf R. 17 33 7' N" Z.l , Has resumed the practice of Medicine. OFFICE—In.the Walker Building—near the Bowden House. Night calls should be made ,at his residence on Main Street. ad . I s July 20—tf —biT— SNI - V — P.Z.s 7 r, M 17-, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. 'W.AA'NESBORO' PA. Office at his residence, nearly opposite he Bowden House. Nov 2—tf. JOSEPH DOUGLAS ATTORNEY AT LAW, . WAYNESBORO% PA. Practices .in the several Courts of Franklin .Ettid adjacent Counties. N. 11—Real Estate leased and sold, and Fire Insurance effected on reasonable terms. December 10, 1871. OR., It., N. StaIiCIRER, (Foam., OF 31EIZCERSBUIZG, PA.,) Professional services to the citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. S'eurcKmat has relinquished an exten sive practice at Mercersbur.r, where he liar. been prominently engaged for a number of i years in the practice of his profession. lie has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence of George Besore, Esq., Father-in-law, where he can be fount' at al times wiwn not, professionally ettgaged. July 20, ,1871.—tf. Jf . H. FORNEY & CO. ProApee Comnas,sion Illerelifurts No. 17 NORTII STREET, • BALTIMORE, MD. Pay particular attention to the sale of Floor, Grain, seeds, &c. Liberal advances mane oh consignments. may 29-tf Ml_ PYR.A_CKPaiIL; PHOTOGRAPHER, S. E. Corner of the Diamond, WAYNESBORO', PA., TIAS at all times a fine assortment of Pie litures Frames and Mouldings. Call and eas specimen pictures. June tt: EATI.NqG SALOON. E subscriber informs the public that lie has opened a first-(lass Eating Saloon in the Basement of the Walker building, which has been thoroughly cleansed and repaintel. He will be regularly supplied with Oysters, Tripe, Eggs; and other arti cles in seas9n. He will also keep a good ar ticle of Sweet Cider. m1 , 4'14-3111 FRANKLIN KEAGY, A\NID BUILDER, CILAMBOSBURG, PENNA. Designs, Plan. Elevations, Sections and Details of Private or Public Buildings, Bills of Quantities; Estimates of Costs ; Drawings of Inventions, for Applications of Patents, 4c. Cliargos moderate. mayls-tf J. H. WELSH W. V LIPPINCOTT & CO, AVIIOLFAA I,E DI ALERS IN Hats, Caps, Furs and Straw Goods, No. 531 Market Street, Philadelphia, Pa Etpril 3-tf THE BOWDEN HOUSE MAIN STREET, • WAYNESBORO', PENN'A. rrHE snlascriber having leased this known property, announces to the public that he has refurnished, re-pain ted and papered it, and is now amply pre pared to accommodate the traveling public And others mho may be pleased to favor him with their patronage. An attentive hostler will at all times be in attendance. May 23—tf SA3PL P. STONER. MOM EMIL Corner of Mein ft Queen Sts., CHAMBERSBURG, Penn'a. LANTZ it UNGER, Proprietors The UNION has been entirely refited .and re-furnished in every department, and under the supervision of the present pro prietors, no .effcht will he spared to deserve a liberal share of patronage: Their tables will be spread with the best the ;Market affords, and their Bar will always contain the choicest Liquors. The favor of the public solicited. Extensive Stablingand attentive Hestlers. Dec. 11-1-y Have you a mother ? Love her well While she is spared on earth ; Wait not till death shall call her hence, To know her previous worth. • Wait not till she lies cold and still, Most beautiful, though dead, To think of what you should have done Before her dear life fled. —Think-now-how-nmeh-she-should-be-loved- And prize her as you ought, Or else your life when she is gone With sorrow will be fraught. Oh, watch her, guard her, with your love, While with you she is left, For when she leaves you, life will seem Of every joy bereft. Oh, soothe her in her hours of pain, Be gentle and be mild ; , How sweet 'twill be for you to know. You've been a-faithful child. SPARE AND SPEND WELL, Eila's and Lucy's husbands were each hard working men, and had about the same income, but the difference in, their home comforts was very marked. If a friend called to take tea • with Ella, she was-al ways-thro wn-'ll`.( )=the-greatest- con sternation and trouble. privati, she opened her mind to her husband in no measured tern's. "She had nothing fit to set out her table with. The only decent table cloth was in the wash ; her dishes were cracked and chipped, and nut enough of them ; the coffee pot leaked;" and so on indefi nitely. If a guest came to stay over night her troubles were multiplied tenfold. Now Lucy had none of these perplexi ties. Though her stores were simple and plain, they were sufficient -and always in readiness. The cause of the difference lay in the fact that Lucy had learned the art of spending well. It is a greater vir tue even than earning money. She made every dime tell. "What are you going to trim your spring dress with, Lucy ?" asked herneigh bor, running in one afternoon with her sewing. as she often' did. "0, some simple trimming made of the material," said Lucy, indifferently. "I mean to cover buttons for it out of a scrap of silk I happen to have, which matches nicely.' "Now I would be a Quaker in earnest. Are you not going to flounce it ?" "0, no, I like a plain skirt as well.— The flouncing would cost an extra dollar, which I prefer putting into a nice covered dish lam coveting for my table. It will give me twice as much Measure there." "Well, I expect to put two flounces on mine, and a row of beautitnl trimming a bove each flounce. I paid three dollars for trimming, but wouldn't have Ned know it for anything. He would think it extrayagant." "He wouldn't miss it much, would he, • Ella? Now I can think of a dozen things I should prefer to three dollars' worth of trimming lbr my dress. You could buy a nice table-cloth, with a set of respecta ble napkins with it, or a new rocking chair, or four nice pear trees, which would soon furnish you with an abundance of delicious fruit, or two nice calico dresses, or any number of small permanent com forts and conveniences about the house.— Yod don't know how many nice things-I have bought just by saving up milk pen nies—that glass sugar bowl and cream cup, covered butter dish, set of best cups and saucers, preserve saucers—and I have almost enough to buy me a halfdozen soup plates; we have taken our soup in saucers quite as long as I like." "Why, you will need a china closet to hold your dishes," looking at the nice shelf full with a half-envious Aeling. "I should like one, but this pantry shelf must answer for the present. Fred has one planned fin. rainy days work. I have tacked this little curtain so it hangs down over the shelf, and keeps out flies and dust." C. }TUFF MAN "Well, I should never have thought of that ; but it makes little difference. All my dishes are in constant use, and have no chance to get dusty. Did Fred make these nice drawers below the lower shelves ?" "Yes ; this is one for table linen, and this for kitchen towels and tea towels." "Dear me, what a supply you have! I don't know how you can afford it." "Believe me, Ella, they do not cost half what you spend in trifles that never show for themselves afterward. Money put in to substantials gives us tenfold the real satisfaction that it does in fancy articles, which no one cares for but, ourselves, or scarcely notices. It was an old maxim of my father's to 'spare well and to spend well.' He had no idea of hoarding his money, but he taught us from childhood to spend our pennies in something that would show where the money went. He always encouraged us when little to buy pretty toys rather than candies, and when we grew older to get books and periodicals, which would please and instruct us all through the year rather than toys."' "I wish I had been trained in a similar manner ; but it is too late now," said the tither with a sigh. "No, no, Ella," said her friend earnest gs.elect—pottrg. RAVE YOU A MOTHER? Aliscellaneons geading.. . , A FAMILY NEWSPAPERTIEVOTED4O LITERATURE, LOCAL AND GENERAL.NE*S. ETC. WAYNESBORO', FROXULN,COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1873. ly. "It is never . too late to . mend habits: You are just at the time'of life to take a new start, ndw you. have a dear little home of your own to beautify.. Inde c ed, I think this habit of all others, is a very easy one to change, 'When one really has a • strung motive set before her. I remember of a young man who had squandered all his fine estates by dissipation, setting out to win them all back again. He resolved to take the first work that was offered, which chanced to be unloading Coal. He saved the small sum - thus obtained, and ate the lunch 'of cold.meat and bread giv en him as a gratuity. So he saved. up every penny e receive: en i con be done, end at last tvort back not only his large estates, but died a noted wealthy miser. This is an extreme case, but shows how one can completely turn about in the matter of expenditure. knew a small family-who ; before: the-war i nseil-to spend about three thousand dollars a year, hav ing every luxury of the season lavishly provided for the table. But when every one grew straightened their habtis chang ed most remarkably.. The, cake in their silver baskets was cut into boarding school. slices. One chop was made to serve at the family breakfast. ' The small garde& plot was cultivated to the highest degree, affording nearly all the summer vegeta bles for the family. They moved in, the . same fashionable circle as before, but with-, in the home, rigid economy was observed.' If this family could pint about as ,thor• oughly, anybody can. 'Now take 'a Mo tive strong enoogh, Ella, and see.if you dollar wit out making . yourself give an, account of it. Ned is a, good provider, I know, and you can make your home just . what you please, if you will only exercise prudence and economy." "Well, I will try to be honest, Lucy., A Sight of your nice pantry and drawees of-linen-has just-stirred- up-my-ambition Who is that stopping at your gate, Lucy?" she-asked,looking out of the window. "Why, that is the weaver with my new carpet ; he is here sooner than I expected but Fred left the money for it with me a, week ago. "I don't see how you could ever make such a roll as this. said Ella, when the' man had gone and the two unrolled a yard or so of the fabric, to see how it looked. "How many yards are there of it ?" • "Twenty-one ; just enough for my sit . ting room. It was all made up of odds and ends. I have been sewing up scraps for it, and sewing a ball when I could, this long time. I had a large bagful sewed when I was married." • "That's just like you. But I don't be lieve I have enough rags about the house to make a yard. I sold all the old clothes to an old Chinaman, and my husband hasn',t *laid any article since but says heltion't doubt the old Chinaman has it. The scraps I sell for old tin, but I never get enough for them' to pay for sav ing." "And you never will, Ella; but you can make them into excellent common carpets. I never missed the time I spent over this ; but now it is done, and I am very glad of it," and she looked at it with as much pleasure as a house mistress ever did at her nice' rolls of Brussells or Ax minister. • Ella went home that day quite thought ful, and with a new purpose in her mind. They turned over the triming she had lik ed so well, and somehow it seemed to have lost half its lustre. "I wonder if the storekeeper would take it back," she thought. It was the last of the piece and he did not have to out it.— I will try at least.," and, putting on her. hat at once, she was soon at the counter. Ella was ,a good cash customer, so the smiling shopkeeper was very' ready to O blige. Instead of a little package of trim mings the could clasp in her hand, she took a large parcel containing two sub stantial table cloths. How delighted she was with her purchase. , She had hemmed them, before she went .to rest, and taken the last pleased glance at them as they lay neatly folded in a bureau drawer. She had began to taste the pleas ure of spending well. Edward had given her money for a new hat some time before, but now she was determined to see what could be done with the pretty one worn last year. The result was anotherfiandsorue saving, which was speedily invested in some pantry stores she greatly needed. 'She was almost surprised at finding herself the posessor of so many household comforts, and was thoroughly a. believer in her friend's philosophy. It was easier to meud,her bad habits than she had sup-' posed. The result was in the highest degree satisfactory. • Let any skeptical young .housekeeper, who finds herself in constant straits for needsfuls for home comfort, try a similar experiment. ' THE GinLs.—The girls in the principal cities in this country are noted as follows : Baltimore, the handsomest. Boston, the most intellectual. New York, the gayest and most expen sive in dress. Philadelphia, the most refined and la dy-like. Washington, the most airy and superfi cial. Chicago, the fastest and most dissipated. St. Louis, the 'most reckless. New Orleans, the most truthful. Cincinnati, the sweetest and most ami able. Louisville, the proudest. ' Detroit, the wildest. Cleveland, the most graceful and enter taining in conversation. San Francisco, the most indifferent. Some old fraud predicts forty snows next winter. It would be a good idea to kill him now, while the price of funerals lis reasonable. Eli= 'A 'Wonderful Clock; Karl' Kettei, a poor german miner of the Eicelsior' Colliery, which is situated within alfew miles of Shamokin, Pa.,. exhib ited a clock there during thenpast week of ,a most remarkable character. He has, been three years 'constructing it-'-the first two' years at inteivals of time, and the last year he worked atit • day and night, scarcely• taking time enough to sleep and eat. ,He became almost a monomaniac on the subject. The clock was in his mind during' his waking hours and in his dreams at night. He •"occupied slime a small vondrtn, -hanty,where_he_w_orked,slept and cooked his food. Whatever sleeping And cooking he, did however was but lit tle. It is thought he would have nearly starved but for the kindly interest' which his neighbors took in him and his clock. They took him food and encouraged him Ifillithors. The chick which was made with no 'oth er tads 'than 'two common jackknives, is eight feet high and four broad. Its frame is'of. the gothic style.of , architeCture. It has sixteen , sides and is surmounted by a globe, on top of which is attached a small golden cross. On the front of the clock are four dial plates ; one .shoids the day of the •Week, another 'shows the day of the month, another shows the minute and the fraction of a . minute, and the other the honi of the day.. These dials are carved id a most unique manner, having emblem atic figures'igion them and around them of, almost every imaginable description.- Above the dial plates is a semi-circular vidth'of thWocli. Immediately in front, in"the centre of thii semi-circular galleky, is the ' carvedowooden figure of our Savi our. 'l' At the ends of. the gallery, on either side, there is a small door, opening into the hod• of the clock. Over th• 111 'I I- the 'right hand side Of the clock, as you stand facinglit, is . an eagle. Over the door on the left hand side, is a chicken cock. Twice a day, that is at 12:05 in the day and 12:05 at night, a sweet chime of bells begins to play, the small door on the'right hand side opens, and the small wooden figures, admirably carved, of the twelve apostles, appear and walk out slow ly and gravely in procession, Etter in the lead. • Advancing along the gallery until they get opposite the figure of Jesus, each in turn,,except Judas, slowly turns around and bows his head to the Ifaster, then re covers his former position ; as Peter does this the cock crows. They continue to advance to the other' side of the gallery and enter the small door on the left. As Judas (who is in the rear), with his right hand shielding hisface and his left• hand• clasping the bag which is suppcs3d to con tain the thirty pieces of silver, comes in full - view of the cock, the cock crows a gain-. By a. simple arrangement, this procession. can, be made to come out and pass around the gallery at any time desir ed. On pedestals at the extreme corners of the clock, are 'carved wooden statues of Moses and Mai. In the • rear are two obelisks of . the E gyptian style; upon. which are •carved hi eroglyphic characters . to represent the an cient period'of the world's history. The clock will run thirty-two hours without winding. Mr. Ketter, who is a native of Erieburg, in Baden, is very proud of his workmanship. He can scarcely bear to be away from it long enough to eat his meals. He has been offered ten thousand dollars for it by a party from New York, but he refused it. Mr. Better says he had often heard , of, the celebrated clock in Strasbourg, Ger many, but, he never saw it, and he has no knowledge of how it was constructed, neither has he ever had any instruction in mechanics of any kind. His purpose is to exhibit it for a few months in this country, and then take it with him to Germany. Inexpensive Happiness. The most perfect home I ever saw was in a little . house into the sweet incense of whose fires went no costly things. A thou sand dollars served for a year's living of father, mother, and three children.- Ent the mother was .the creator of a home; her relation with her children was the most beautiful I have ever seen ; even a dull and common-place man was lifted up and enabled to do good work for souls by the atmosphere which this woman created ; every inmate of her house invol untarily looked into'her face for the key note of the day ; and it always rangclear. The rose-bud or clover-leaf, which; in spite of her hard hOusework, she always found time to put by our plates at breakfast, down to the story she had on hand to be read iu the evening, there was no inter:. mission of her influence: She 'has always been and ' always will be my •ideal of a: mother, wife, home-maker. If to her quick brain, loving heart, and ,exquisite face had been added the appliances of wealth and the enlargements of Wider culture, hers would have been absolutely the ideal home.. .Asit was, it was the best I have ever seen.—Helen Runt. Nov FOR SALE.-If there is a tiny brook' running.tbrough your farm or yard, a stream, of clear,, living. water, never call yourself poor., f you were to send that gift ,of nature's to New York to beautify 'some ri ch man's garden, he would willingly give you thousands of dollars. How is it .to be done ? inquires a poor firmer, „whose place abounds in cool springs, trout ponds and gurgling brooks. At any rate you can comfort Yourself that you own that which the rich covet. Music hath charms to sooth the savggo breast. That's the reason young. ladies always play the piano or the organ when their beaus call, Sometimes it sooths 'gin too muchly. For the Village Record. II FACTORY. BY J. HAIRY BABNIVEI. I haVe lived in Good will Kingdom, And for twenty years or more I have owned this model factory— Just step inside the door. There are many unseen nailors Busily at work within : There are many wheels a-going, But you hear no whir or din. See the Heart-wheel in the centre, arge an s ong an. never s With magnetic power moving All the other wheels at will. ,Love, the best of my nailers, Turns'this mighty wheel my friend, Cutting nails of countless beauty Tratr — icchumanstrength can bend. Round this wheel revolving swiftly, . Watch the wheels of Hope and Joy, And the triple wheels of duty ° Busy in my life's employ. How the nailors cheer each other, • And how quickly and how well They obey Love's gentle orders, It would take me long to tell. in this high and sacions chamber, With its windows paned with blue See the Brain-wheel, wheel of magic, Cutting nails of every hue. Thought the wisest of my nailors, va.•Nia;r; 4 . 0.1. i Until sleep with wary fingers, Steals the rod from his hands. God upreareth this noble structure— 'Twas a God-like gift and free— • And he put the wheels in motion With this solemn charge to me : "See you keep this building-holy: Fair without and fhir within; Keeithe wheels all brightand busy, And your work unstained from sin." But sometimes old Care, on crutches, Hobbles in and clogs the wheels, And then Sloth the cunning vagrant, Follows close behindhis heels, Witfia loathsome breath of canker, And his wallet full of dust, And with stealthy step approaching, Specks each idle wheel with rust. And sometimes old Mother Gossip, Gadding where'er she doth choose, On her way from Tittle-Tattle, Saunters in to tell the news; And the giddy, coquette, Pleasure, On her way 'to Folly-town, Stops to show her gaudy trinkets And the fashion of her gown. And sometimes poor scowling Envy Comes to tell me with a whine That my neighbor owns a fbctory 'Twice as large and fine as mine, But these visitors come seldom, And they do not tarry where They must stand in . mortarterior Of my Watchman, Faith and Prayer. So I live peace and quiet, Aii'd when anything goes wrong, Or the days seem long and weary ; Take my guitar and sing a song For my nailors nail the faster And the wheels turn swifter, When I touch my guitar with gladness And awake a cheerful sound. Prrrssuce, Sept. 18, 1873. A Family Picture. You know her, says the Danbury News. She lives on your street. Her features are either pinched, or full and frowsy.— Her dress is wet, ill:fitting, and of no par ticular pattern ; her slippers are broken down ; her hair is uncombed ; her voice is either shrill or coarse. You have seen her stand out in the backyard and put a bare arm up to her eyes, and under it peer out to the fence or barn, where a man in an. ill-fitting coat is searching for something, and have heard her shout— " John, can't George bring me some wa ter ?" .P.nd you have heard him cry back —"lf he don't get that water I will take. every inch of flesh from his bones." And when you have looked at her again, does it seem possible that those angry eyes have drooped in maidenly reserve, or rais ed in coquettish light to the face]of the man in the ill-fitting coat? Can you, by any possible .wrench of the imagination, con ceive Obis taking that hand in his and bashfully squeezing it ?• But it was so.— Many, a "God bless you" has been utter ed above that bare bead, many a kiss pressed on that uncombed hair. The tightly-compressed lips have loveingly framed tender invitations to hint to take another bite of cake and , pickle. The hands that are now parboiled and blister ed and marked with scars from the bread knife, and scratches from the last setting hen, were once twined lovingly about his neck, and the nose which is now peaked and red, and looks as if it would stand on its legs and scream with rage, once fol lowed the figures of his new vest pattern, or bore heavily against his jugular vein. As littleprobably as this seems,to you, it seems less to her. , She has forgotten it.— She won't hear it talked of by others. She cannot bear to see it acted bpothers. Two lovers are to her a "passel' of f0015.?'..40d 7 -but George is,rubbing his bead; ansil i we d turn aside while our heroine reixdjuste her slipper. • Let. your promiges he sincere, and so prudently considered as not to exceed the reach of your ability. He who promises more than he can perform, is false to himself,, and liezrh_sk does not perform, what he has pr4taW is lidse to lus.friend. 1 Lost and Found The meeting was 'ended. Some of the audience were passing out through the door, d others were passing up around the pulpit, "just to speak. to Mr. Burnell," among the latter a man who thrust into the preacher's hand the card-likeness of a fair-faced boy. "Mr. Burnell," he earn estly exclaimed, "that is 'my boy. We don't know where he is. Can't you find him 7. Look at his face 1 It isn't a bad face, is it. What do you think, Mr. Bur nell, won't you look for him ou the cars, and in the stations, and in the streets of the-great-.cities. It was the old story. The boy, perhaps, , restive of home influence, ambitious to get out into the wide world, thinking that ha could do better for himself than father and mother could do for him, yun ning away, and being swallowed up_ in the great muhiiiide which - Wis — Tfig - Ter tolinnt His fresh young form is lost to the eye in the busy passing to and fro. His cheery, singing voice is lost to "the ear in the din which fills . the air. "We don't know where he is !" A lost sou ; lost to those _who perhaps prized him most; lost by his own choice. Lost to himself? Let us hope not, but that now he may be somewhere leading a useful and honorable life, to be come an upright citizen, and in the end to" bring joy again to the desolated home. Weigh the burden on that father's heart and his sense of loss, his longing for the' recovery of his son, the eagerness with which he lays hold of one who may be a ble to seek and to save. "Can't you find What dc what hor- what An — ct .. not iesire, what tope expectation in those words. Ah, if our good brother from the West, whoSe par ish is the broad land, shouZd find that lamb lost in the wilderness, will he not lay it on his shoulder rejoicing that he may bring it back to the father's arms? Yet there is a Father whose love and longing surpasses any. thing of this kind. The children whom he has nourished and brought up have rebelled against him calling for their portion of good and de parting into - the far country. But not to he forgotten. There is a Love that would seek them out and save them?. There is a Hand which would lead them back to the h'me they have deserted. There is a Heart which would rejoice over their re turn with joy. unspeakable. Lost 1 How many will join in the search ? Who will take upon themselves the impress of some human soul, and nev er give up that soul until it is brought to its Redeemer ? With such an incident as this in mind, no one can lack an illustra tion of the condition of the wanderer, or of the love which would reclaim ; or an incentive to the blessed work to which ev ery servant is invited by his Lord.—The Congregationalist. Wise and Otherwise. Great is he who enjoys his earthenware as if it were plate, and not less great is the man to whom all his plate is thimore than earthenware. • The old maxim, "A man is known by the company he keeps," is as true as it is trite. Water will seek its level. So do the various elements of society. The reason why people know not their duty on great occasions, is that they will not take the trouble of doing their duty on little occasions. There are some people that live without any design at all, and pass through the world like straws on a river—they do not go, but are carried. Prayer is very profitable ; at night it is our covering—in the mornino , it is our ar mour. Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock Cf the night. No doctrine is good for anything that does not leave behind it an ethereal fur row ready for the planting of seed which shall bear abundant harvest. Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave. There is no truth more important and few less thought of than this : the more we forsake simplicityin anything the more we multiply the means of corruption and error. Let us, if we must have great actions, make our own so. All action is of of in finite elasticity, and the least admits of being inflated with the celestial air, until it eclipses the sun and moon. Let us seek our peace by fidelity. Marriage should be the spontaneous un ion of hearts as well as hands. Then the relation contains the elements of happi ness, but not otherwise. It has no prom ise for those who enter into it solely fr"om cold calculations of advantage. Mirth is the lubricating oil with which all should annoint themselves. Grim care, moroseness, anxiety, all this of life, ought to be scourged off by the oil of mirth. A man without mirth is like a wagon with out springs, in which one is caused disa greeably to jolt by every little pebble o ver which it runs. Wherever unselfish love is the main spring of men's actions—wherever happi ness is placed; not on what we can gain for ourselves, but what we can impart to others—wherever we place our highest satisfaction in gratifying others,'we are sure to attain all the happiness te world gall; be4lll/. A. young man writing home to his mother to select a wife for him expi.msed himself in the following lang uage ; "Now mother, I want you for te w b 'pick out a girl for me, for I want one tew be my wife. She must hey dark ize, lite hare, purl teeth, rosy cheeks and a 'roaming nose; and I think Susan Jane Summers fills 'tlie deskripshun. $2,00 - PE4 Intlat. kiwi i 0 8 IMO 'alit and I n ut.o r Moss uitoes are the smallest fowl that navagate the air. Although they do not soar as high as other Ain's , they make the foulest sores. During a thunder storm an insurance , agent was struck on the cheek bya-flash' of lightning, but it glanced off; leaving_ him entirely uninjured. A youth of ni. etpone recently led to the alter a charnai _ • ride of one hundred I . 2- nitult is repo • t, a iey were married without the i onsent of their pa rents; . , A mother has no right to bring up it, daughter without teaching her 'how to -keep-house ' -and-if—she las—arrintell igent— regard for her daughter's happiness, she will pay her particular attention in this respect. • 4 r *" lt is relatpd that an Irishman Once viS'- ited New Hampshire, and after having spected the numerous hills and mountain.' ranges, exclaimed :" Beda4 1. I niver was in a country before where they had so, much land that they had to stack it." ' An Irishmrn writing &Sill Philadelphia the other day tolls timid in the old coun try, concludes a letter thus: 'lf iver it's me good fortune to: live till I dy—and God nose whether it is so—l'll visit ould, Irel. I • • ' • I. ' • . A man one hundred years old went l to have a pair of shoes made. • The Shop.; keeper suggested that he might not..live to wear them out, when the old man re , , torted that he commenced this one ,hun-,, dred years a godd deal' stronger than' he did the-last-one. Two Milesians, were standing at.,,t)xel Fairmount water-works in Philadelphia, watching the big' wheels splashing the water in every direction, when one of tlmm remarked : "Mike isn't this a qOare thry, where they have to grindtheir Water before they'can use it ' " • ' ' Daniel Webster is not the only bright boy born in New ,llampshire. The Bos ton Globe has heard of another youth residing in Dover—who refused to take a pill. His . crafty mother thereupon se cretly placed the pill in a preserved pear, and gave it to him. Presently she asked, "Tom, have you eaten the pear ?" He said, "Yes, mother, all but the seed." A. colored debating society in , Trenton,' Tenn., has just debated the : question, "Which is the most profit to man-7—mon ey or education ?" One of the debaters argued that if it had not been for educa tion, the world Would have not been half so large as it is. This clincher was met,'' however by the ,argument that "If it. wasn't for money, bow you gwiva to, ride: on de kyars ?" It was at once decided in favor of money. "Will you keep an eye on my horse, my son, while I step in and get a drink ?" Stranger goes in and gets his drink; comes out finds his horse missing. Where is my horse, boy ?" • "Ile runned away, sir." "Didn't I tell you to take care oPhim, you young scamp ?" ".%) sir; you told me to keep, an, eye on him, and so I did till he got clair out of sight:" • A story is told , of a negro in Virginia. 'whose master threatened to give him a flogging if he boiled ,his eggs hard any more. Next morning the eggs came to the table harder than before. 'You rris. cal," shouted the enraged planter, "didn't I tell you to cook these eggs soft ?" "Yes. massa," said the frightened ,slave, "ate .X got up at two o,clock this mornin', .and, biled 'em five hours an' and it seems 'to me I uebber can get dese eggs softer!" A Nashville man was awakened the other night bra, pain in hisstomach, and thinking the cholera was at hand 4, clutched for a bottle of camphor which he kept-on the table, ready for instant use, and commenced to apyly it with'vigi orous rubbing to his abdomen. He ex-. perienced considerably relief, bat was con-, siderably surprised at not perceiving the, strong scent of camphor. Suspecting' that he had male a mistake he lig,hted• the gas, and made an inspection which, resulted in Abe highly satisthctory ,disco-. very that instead of comphor he had used ink. A gentlenian asks theladiesthe follow ing pointed questhinsl "Could you love a man who wore false / hllir on his. head when he had enough of his, own'? .Who, painted his face and improved his form as you improve'(?) yours ? Who pinched"' his feet with small shoes, his hands , with. small gloves, his waist with corsets ; and then,, as if he had not already deformed, himself enough, tied a . htige bustle to his back, and .thrust tiny mohntains 'of wire into his &sem ? In. replflo which a lady responds:— J 7. • ',Could you loge a.:girl who fl4lO,Nr, mouth with tobaco, and. .10a41 tk air with fames of':eigars Who . • itiiiteied home several times a week the Worse for liquor? Who,indulged in fast horses,'bet high at rapes, and swaggered around , the. streets with questionable companions ? Which picture wears , the most alluring colors ?" We!also see it reported that Mrs. Van Cottlsays-ifshehad all the mo• ney ever paid ,for liquor she could buy every foot of land in the world. Very, likely, and if she lidd the money paid by women for back - hair, she could buy every drop of liquor in the World;