'Bir'W. BLAIR. • VOLUME 26. gseittt pottrg. BENBILISKIN,G. BY BOSE TERRY. - _ When I rumen] ler The glow of that departed place Where life beguiled its day of grace, Far off through all, these misty years, :ugh-the dimmer haze of tears, Forever green it seems to me; mmortal owns on every ree— A land wherein the very snow, Lilige,falling flowers, came soft and. plows. No winter chill to crisp the air, rmt spring eternal Overywhere. Dear, vanished land! how fair to see 52h.ase sad, and lovely pastures lie, That I remember ! • . I remember! —The-little-,thister - of - my Who stoodthoSe - sunny - fields How fait they seem.? how close they press -Intent-to-,serreto seem. ? to bless! A little worht,' enough for me, Whose kings I. worshipped loyally : Her dark eyes shine with' peace .4; eheer Through s alt the watches of the night They gleam with love's divineSt light. • "'My child,'she says, "I love thee still; I could not work the wrong or ill; I wait and watch for some sweet day To bring thy wearied soul away." w•ake,.and know that.she is dead; mnther-love to.heaven fled— , ••, That I remember. When I remember The friends I had so Icing ago, Whose friendly faces still I know; Whose faithful love has proved its power, - And rallied round my darkest hour; • Who closer to my soul have stood Than closest tics of kindred blood; The.blessoms that ,have grown to fruity The acorn with the oak-tree's root, Libel how strong my life has grown, Although its pillow were a stone, And thank his mercy who has sent These angels through the firmanent, Note dear a thousand-fold to-day Than in their first and fresh • • - That I remember. When I remember he hungerafter righteousueSe, Tke hope all evil to redress, The wishes deeper than the sea, The•heart•that shrank from xalsery ; The doubt, and weakness, and dismay, That clow„ed that heart from day to day I know tha faith that storms .have tried, The courage bomb of broken pride, 'The patieuce that can trust and wait, . Unawed by - cruelty and hate ; The home that holds me safe at length, The love that clasps with tender strength' The hope that rests in God at - jest, A thousand times.exceed thepast, 'With all its futile hopes and dreams, Its land of radiant fields and streams, Its lath betrayed, its vain delight, As fax as ,noon exceeds the night. Nor know I now one poor regret For All that land so lovely yet, That I remember. glistellautous gtading. THE COUNTRY STORE, It was IA the closing of a bright cheer ful day, in the month of April, that, im pelled by curiosity, we wended our way to the country store, near-by. "The store 1" What a store-house it must be, asitot only does it supply a neighbor _hood with sugar, rice, coffee, articles of clothing, and other necessities of life, but also with the news of the day, the condi: tion of every one's affairs, the latest polit ical excitement, the , markets, &c., &c. Mrs. Smith will tell you that Mrs. Brown is d.,sd, "Samuel beard it at the store."— Another, 'that Martin will certainly soon fail, for, so it is said at the store. Or, that Harmon and his wife do not get along at all ; poor man, who could get along with her ? Of course it is all her fault. All this from the "store." Can you wonder, reader, that we had a .curiosity to visit this fertile field of infor znation. Its we slowly walked along enjoying the calm, silent beauty of a spring twi light, we saw. approaching us, at a quick, hasty step, a manly form, which we soon recognized as our newly married neighbor. A. , luarty oGood evening," and a pleasant smile bespoke a happy heart. In a hur ry, John?" ."Yes, Mary till be looking for me, poor girl, she is not used„to being in a house all ulone. And then it U 3 nice to have her Conilinny eVery . evening, And in my own house, too, that I used to walk so far for, Good-uight."- And away he went, Happy man. Hap py woman. May his heart never change, and she always apprecime the treasure she has won. • He had been to the store. But a. fly were there when rarcived ; two or three regulars were silently chew ing their tobacco and 'soiling the floor.— Some were at the counter laying in the next week's supplies ; some were content to provide against the wants' of the fol lowwg day. As each had filled the "bill" and covered the basket another was add ed to thelounzers; occasionally one would inlie-nrids-paekages,and, with a passing remark, leave. , n such• ipstan L= a sneer generally followed him, a remark such as "Jake knows - better — thin:to detain any, he'd catch it, if he didn't be home jiffy." 'While another in way apology might say, "I guess he knows his own bus iness." And thus he is soon forgotten. In a country store, as in life, one comes and-dealurand --goes and- is forlotten: As the evening advances, the company increases, less dealing, and more talking. -Thii-elerk=lazilV - throws - himself on the counter-to-yawn; and-occasionally - puts - in an opinion. The proprietor retires to a corner to look oyer his•books, scan the e vening paper, or hold a little private con fab with a favorite lounger. What a medley the conversation. What interest is talon_iii_alltopicadis -411880:1, aI each Seated on a nail keg, or three-leged stool, or counter, gives his o pinion, c oiner iu comment or significant shake of the head. There are married men and single, em players and employees, landlords and ten ants. And ;That are the subjects to-night? Let us ibten. . , "Well, Mike, y. ur boss sold his cattle, I helie*e." "Ye• and did well, got sev en, and -re-put-o , -nearly three hundred poundiTspiece. I all that a good job."— "It is (*., ',can't o that welL" Boss ors it all, doubt he is in the sta ble nolir currying hem off! they go nest • Jest you e your place, Mart, is it truer Well, nobody could live with old Petes, he'd - haie a fellow working day and night and then be growling all the time ytt. , . • • "1 jwuldn't stay. at such- aplace my self; .but there is Dick, he bas just such a tap 4,41,1 1 is good_enough_toatick-to-him.'2- _ doff„eare what ymi say; . Wheeler ,us Right. Of course we are up .early in'the morning., but never up late in the evening ; he :always likes to help his wife at the flower beds, and fix in the yard in the evening, and I have plenty' cf time to o my ,chores, and we are.dways ah wsth our work." 'Oh, 7es, but Di k, don't you know the, fellows tre all laughing at you for being such bol‘for old Wheeler. I get as much 'a3 you a month, and don't work „half as lard. Of Bourse we are a little behind iometiraes , but what's that to me, I put;'iz my time,4ud my month goes as i feat, aul Preston is glad to be pretty civ il, foityai know hands are scarce, ain't so 'Turner?" 1 - "Ally yes, I always find it so. I nev er cool get a boy to do for. me what Dick there Noes for Wheeler, and I pay as much rages as he does." "W(11, I don't know, I always was 'sat isfied vith my place, and didn't. want to leave, but may be be is a little tough s " Evil seed, carelessly scattered, may fall upon isaaile soil and field an abundant crop corruption. A 11,t•Ly step upon the porch, the floor opens and a man of middleoge enters, 'basket in hand ; his butter anakegg,s are for sugar, coffee, h, few yards oaf'gin ham, some and "Have you some nwe oranges?" "How much are they ?" "Let me have ten cents worth ; its what I used to speed for tobacco, bus Bate is so fond of oranges, I quit chew ing and can now afford to take her a few occasionally, which does me more good than all the tobacco." His basket packed, he starts for the door halting to speak a word to an old schoolmate and still a friend. "Can't you sit down and talk a bit, $ fellow never• gets to see you?" "Indeed you must excuse me, for I prom ised Hate to be back soon as possible. I have been reading t 4 her and the children during the long evening, and they are so happy to have me with them. Come to see me and I'll talk with you, and bring - Mollie and tip children along. Good night , "I".psn is the worst married man I know; I thought k wouldn! last, but he's been mari- leh me see, nigh on to fifteen year ind he is getting worse instead of better Now I like ray wife about as Well as az ybody, give her plenty to eat and good quarters, and .think we get alon !: very Lice*, zbut I don't'like to be tied t., her (Troia string. ' Irettet she is genera /) a little dumpy nail out of fix in th evening, and baby inapt to be cross, s`.' that tliey are better left to themselves. When I get home baby'll be asleep a sbe petty ~'sleepy and then all will" right." s' We W e have no comnients, but cannot it press the sigh, "Poor man poor worrianT And thus the evening passes; the pr.*. pest of the growinecrops, the defeat anti-license, the Modoe • Indians, all li rufles in the general quiet of the nei:l - were handled, turned and tti , - ed. Some occurrence of trifling unpl: z antness between two neighbors, comm ted upon until he who was present, z d who side, of course, was advocated, It deep aggrieved at what he had sea y giv..% thought before. Ten o'clock, d still ;zany remain. The proprietor co to his zsh, locks' his safe, and with a y vn Po- , to the other part of the house. zhe yawns too, cljses the shutters sits ague 1, then repeats his yawn, and ers the. samplei front the porch. ytt . l% !ling, takes a seat again, or Deal gal -t the counter,/as if expecting a net 1. but all theeo hints are old and out schemes, and= still the conve goes on. Hark! 'What step is that! very uesteady, as . I" c o nies in mi l prow hey the eOlllll "1 want a pint, ' p molasses Old a pound of your eheiyi sugar." ' And as,ke takes 4 ,p abd puma from at sik, the door, Ik" • '• ~:: ' riuMsrks,"yoli may just charge i "" - 1, "Confound --lir s I don't know sria- • tt- : 04, rirt.. - .\ --, Tr r-i-yr, tru , l bin), and yat+.osr ijall I refuse, " Why; I ire he works; I paid him four dollars, tterday." "Yes, but we has he been to-night? I'll bet he ‘'t a cent of the four dol lars left ;if Ad he'd pay; he always does—he li to pay, and always - , gets better this/hen he his money. ..He wouldn't hi asked for that black'sugar 'and molassag he'd had money. If he gets here bare he gets to the tavern,le's all right, agc buys good articles and pays for them, 10,t, he can't leave the 'Golden Crown' wit lia cent in his pocket." Poor nuii! he staggers home with his pound of suiar and pint of molasses; oranges fotilis wife; but then they say at -the-ostore 2 -kat-slie - is - 130 - crussTirro -- scolds the mr fellow, and thet not a week ut what she is rutin mother's or some other place, at instead of braying at home like ought; is it any wonder hespent nings and money, too, at the y Crown." It is, of course, all Walter thilkiit is a shame scold him so ,-,,Try time he g boozy, a fellort wants a little and it will ht ppen the hist, while. So the poor fellow wat i unfortunate man inhaving a sti - But the night wore on, and 1 ) ter the poor tired clerk had y hinted, pit out all fhP lsim_ps_l) • l a, he held is his ud, the compai ed, and re, fill of thoughts, st home, rte sat4ied With our lo a Couato storei and full of wol men cap, evening after evening themselfes- to illms congregate lounging, away from their home sweetefit-part-ofrlife.—Lancasti ner: .'. ! li- Making 'Pun of People.' Trailing in a stagecoach, sags a writer in a coNomporary,l met with - a ydung lady who seemed to be upon the constant look out foisonnething laughable. very old barn Was made the subject of passing joke, ithile the cows and sheep I irked de-, murely at us, little dreaming hat folks could'be merry at their expeu . _All this was, perhaps, harmless enough. Animals are not sensitive in that respect. They are riot likely to have their feelings injured beruse people make fad of them, but when. m come to human beings that is quite another thing. So; seemed to me ; for, after a while, an aged woman came-running across the ' fields, lifting up her hand to the coach man, and in a shrill 'voice begging him to stop. The good-na-turned coachman drew up his horses, and the old lady, coming to the fence by the roadside, squeezed her self through between two posts which were very near together. The young lady in the stage-coach made some ludicrous remark, and the passen gem laughed. It seemed very excusable; for in getting through the fence, the poor woman made sad work with her old black bonnet, and now taking a seat beside a well-dressed lady, really, looked as if she had been blo arn there by 'a whirlwind. This was a new piece of fun, and the girl made the most of it. She caricatured tilt old lady upon a card, pretended to tits a pattern of her bonnet, and in va riant other ways sought to raise a laugh qt her., At length the poor woman turned a 'ls face toward her and said : . "My dear girl, You are now young, heal - ; and happy. lam now old and for m. The coach' is staking .me to the ' th-bed of my only child. And then, .dear, Isbell be ! . a poor old woman, all one in the world, 'oirere merry girls will ink me a very amusing object. They 'll laugh at my old-fashioned clothes 4 sad , appearance, forgeting that the old omen has loved a•,tl suffered, and will ye forever." I The coach now sipped before a poor coking house, and the old lady feebly de @ended the steps. "How is she?" vas the first trembling nquiiy of the mother. "Just alive," said the man who was leading her into the house. The driver mounted his box, and we were on the road again. Our merry young friend had placed th. card in her pocket. She was leaning her lead upon her band ; and you nity be suri! I was not sorry to 'see a tear upon her young cheek. It was a good lesson, and one which we greatly hoped would %to her ;,00d.—Ladies Repos itory. CARE Fon tar l'Esr.—.lSlany are care less in the care tf their feet. If they wash them once in aiaionth they think they are doing well.. r4ey do not consider that the largest pore; of the system are loca ted at the bottom of the foot, and that the most ofibnsive Witter is discharged ithro' these pores. Tlis}l wear stockings from the beginning to t 44 end of the week with out change. Thelnockings become per fectly saturated with offensive matter. It is sickening to be ip the presence of such Persons. 111. health is generated by such treatment of the feV, The pores are not only repellauts, but .I)sorbants, and this foetid matter, to a ; - eater or less extent, is taken back into t system. The feet should be washed . dn. y, as well as the arm pits, from which an ~ d 'ensive odor is also emitted, unless daily ablution is practiced. Cleanlidess is nest t.. godliness. A. man or woman can neither be well nor feel well unless frequent bathin g ; practiced.— Stockings should not be worn moxe than a day or two at a tune. They may be \icirn for one day, and then aired and sun ned and wornanother day; but to wear the same stockings a whole week, is not doing justice to . yolir feet, nor atir health, nor your CODSClelleitt--Burat World. and Is a ove- korn don 'Tis ap- There are 4,000 sic in the United S there is g to her east once : woman • his eve " Golden fault. sr her to a little meanies, nee in a. voted an Id—foz-a- The_Preacher—at—the Pump. ' The Sunday School Worker says : -Many years ago a certain minister was going one Sunday morning to his school-room. He walked through a number of streets, and as he turned a corner he saw assem bled around a pump a party of little boys p eying marbles. On seeing him approach they began to pick up - their marbles and run away as fast as they could. One lit tle fellow not having seen him as soon as the rest, before he could succeed in gath ering up his marbles, the minister had come to him ant placed his band upon his shoulder.—Therwere face to face, the minister of God and the poor, little rag ged boy who had been caught playing marbles ou Sunday morning. And how did the minister deal with the boy ? That is what I wanted you to notice. • • He might have said to hitn, "Whßt are you doing there? You are breaking the Sabbath. Don't you deserve to be punish ed ?" last, aft ned and .he one dispers ght Our aging at der hoiv content and in , lose the Ezami- But he did nothing of the kind. He simply said, "Have you found all your marbles ?" "Then," said the minister, "I'll help you." Wherehon he stooped down and began to btok for the marbles ; and as he , did so he remarked, "I liked to play mar bles when I was a little boy very much, and I think I can beat 'you.; but," he ad ded; "I never played marbles on Sunday." The little boy's attention Was now ar rested, He liked his friend's face, and began to wonder who he was. The min ister said : "I'm going to a place where I think you would like to be; will you come with me 11" "Why, that's the mink.' \2,r's house!" ex claimed the boy, as if he did not suppose that a kind man and a minister of the Gospel could be the same person. "Yes," said the man, "I am the-minis ter myself; and if you'll come with me I think I can do you some good." Said the boy, "My hands. are dirty; I can't go." But," said the minister, "here's a pump; why not wash them ?" Said the boy, "I'm solittle I can't wash andpump at the same time." "Well,". said the minister, "if you'll wash, I'll pump."' • He at once set to work, anal%rmped and •pumped ; and the boy washed h i s hands and face till they were quite clean. Said the boy, "My hands are wringing wet, and I don't know how to dry 'em." The minister pulled out a clean hand kerchief and offered it to the boy. • Said the boy. "But it is Clean. "Yes," was the reply, "but it was made to be dirtied." The hoy dried his hands and face with the handkerchief, and then accompanied the minister to the door of the Sunday school. Twenty years after the minister was walking in the street of a large city when a tall man tapped him on the shoulder, and looking into his face, said, "You don't remember me?" "No," said the minister, "I don't." "Do you remember, twenty years ago, finding a little boy playing marbles near a pump? Do you remember that boy's being too dirty to go to school, and pump ing for him, and speaking kindly to him, and taking him to school ?" "0 e said the minister, "I do temena ber," "Sir", said the gentleman, "I was that. boy. I rose in business and became a leading man. I have obtained a position in society, and on seeing you to-day in the street I felt bound to come to you, and say that it is to your kindness and wisdom and Christian discretion—to your having dealt with me persuasively—that I owe, under God, all that I have attained and what I: am at the preslet day." GIVE TEEM COLD WATER.—It is very doubtful if there is a single possible dis ease in which the patient should not have cold water acilibitunt. Oh how babies of ten suffer for cold water I A. nursing be. by is given, no matter how thirsty, noth ing but milk. The little lips are dry and tracked and the little tongue so parched it can scarcely nurse, and yet it has noth ing but milk to assuage its craving thirst. Try it yourself, mother, when you haves fever, .and we are sure that ever after, when your darling is dying with thirst, the tea spoon and tumbler drtold water will be in constant use: Deny it milk and give it plenty of cold water, and it has a chance s of a speedy recovery.—.Dr Aio Lewis. sand bands of mu- President Grant is fiftpone yenrf old, ; ; I r )i`J ICIUNTY, PA., THITRSDAY, JUNE 12, 1873. TRUE LOVE. A maid reclined beside a stream, • At full of summer day, nd half awake, and half a dream, —_Ske_watched the ripples play; She marked the water fall and heave, The deepening shadows throng, And heard, as darkened down the eve, The fiver's bubbling song; And thus it sung, with tinkling tongue, That rippling shadowy river— " Youth's brightest day will fade away, Forever and forever 1" The twi-light past, the moon at last Rose broadly o'er the night, " Each ripple gleams beneath her beams, • wro lit ill brignc — The_hea_ving wateraglide along, Bat mingling with their voice. The nightingale now pours his song, And makes the shades rejoice ; And thus he sung with tuneful tongue, That bird beside the river— " When youth is gone, love shines on Forever and forever I". "No," said the boy, "I havn't." Said the boy, "Where do you live?" "In such a place," was the answer. A Martyr to Leisure. Robert Dale Owen, in his autobiogra phy, thus describes one of his father's part ners in business : —A man of letters, educated to every classical attainment, and the inheritor of a princely fortune this gentleman has been able to gratify, at a wish, his cultivated tastes. Hi s marriage was fortnnate, and his children . grew up around him with the fairest promise. He bad a handsome town house in a fashionable square in London, and a country seat six or eight miles off in the midst of one of those 'magnificent England parks—the ideal of stately ru ral elegance—with its trimly kept lawn and. its wide-s readin: chase dotted over i . nth c umps of nohlao d trees, where the \ i \ it deer sought re ge, from the noon-day heat and a lair at ' - ghtfall. ' Its owner ha raveled over Europe, and brought back, mementoes of the jour ney, paintings • d statuary by some of the best masters ncient and modern, with which to adorn ' favorite retreat. The house itself , - in - 1 'Of r spent - some happy days, with its r marble columns and baiustrades,was a fine specimen of the pur est Palladio manner, where all that lux urious refinement could devise had been unsparingly laVished. There my father--rduring a brief inter val in his own public life of t; incessant bus-, tle—found his friend, witlino occupation _more pressing than to pore Over the treas ures of his library;and no'graver care than to superintend the riches of a conservato ry, where wealth had brought together, from half the world, is , choicest plants and flowers. They spent some days of un disturbed quietness ; not an incident be yond the conversation of a sedate and in tellectual fatally circle and the arrival and departure of a friend or two to break the complete repose. . - Delightful my father thought it, in con trast with the busy turmoil he had left; and one day he said to his host, "I've been thinking that if I ever met a man who has nothing to desire, you must be he. You have health, cultivation, a charming fam ily. You have gathered round you eve ry comfort wealth can give, the choicest of all that art and nature can supply.— Are you not completely happy ?"„ Never, my father said to me, would hp forget the sad, unexpected reply : "Ha py ! Ah, Mr. Owen, I committed one fa p- tal error in my youth, and dearly, have I, paid for it! I. started in life without any object; almost without any ambition. My temperament disposed me to ease, and I indulged it. I said to myself, "I have all that I see. others contending for; why should 2. struggle ?" I knew not the curse that lights on those who have never strug gled for anything. I ought to have crea ted for myself some definite pursuit, lit erary, scientific, political, no matter what so there was something to labor forti,nd overcome. Then I might have been hap py. My father suggested that he was scarce ly past the prime of life, and that in a hundred ways he might still benefit oth ers, while occupying himself. "Come and spend a month or two at Brasfield," he added: "You have a - larger share ih the Lanark mills than any of my partners.— See for yourself what has been done for the work-people there and for their chil-. dren ; and give me the benefit of your sug gestions and your aid." "It is too late," was the reply. "The power is gone. ' Habits are become Chains. You can work and do good ; but for me —in all the profitless years gone by I seek vainly for sonigthing to remember with pride, or even to dwell on with satis faction. I have thrown away a life. I feel sometimes, as if there were nothing remaining to me worth living for. And neither then, ,nor at any future time, did this strange martyr to leisure visit the establishment in which be had invested a hundred and fifty thousand dol-. lars."—Atlantic Monthly. The Number Seven. On the 7th day God ended his work. •On the 7th month Noah's ark touched the ground. In 7 days a dove was sent. Abraham pleaded 7 times for Sodom. Jacob served 7 years for Rachel. And yet another 7 more. • Jacob mourned 7 days for Joseph. Jacob was pursued a 7 days' journey by Laban. A plenty of 7 years and a famine of 7 years were itcretold in Pharoles dream by 7 fat and 7 lean beasts, and 7 ears of full and 7 ears of blasted corn. On the 7th day of the 7th month the children 'of Israel fasted 7 days and re- mained 7 days in their tents. Every 7 years the land rested. Every 7th year the bondwen were set free. Every 7th year the law was read to the people. In the destruction of Jericho, 7 persons bore 7 trumpets. 7 days: on. the 7th day they surroupded the walls' 7 times, and at the end of the 7th round the walls fell. Solomon was 7 years building the tem, ple, and feasted 7 days at its dedication. In the tabernacle were 7 lamps. The golden candlestick bad 7 branches. Nuaman washed seven times in the riv er Jordon. Job's friends sat with him 7 days and 7 nights, and offered 7 bullocks and 7 rams for an atonement. 7k- Our Savior spoke 7 times front;.ili - - cross, on which he hung 7 hours, and ter his resurrection appeared 7 times. In the Lord's prayer are 7-petitions, containing 7 times 7 words. s In the Revelations we read of 7 churches, - 7 candlesticks, 7 stare, 7 trumpets, 7 plagues, 7 thunders, 7.vails, 7 angels and a seven headed monster. • .Georgia has not a aisles) Republican newspaper. "I DARE NOT." A group of boys stood on the walk be fore a fine large drug store, pelting each other with snowballs. In an unlucky Inoment, the youngest sent his spinning through the frosty air against the large plate glass of the druggist's windoW. , The crash terrified them all, but none so much as the little fellow who now stood pale and trembling, with startled eyes, gazing at the mischief he had wrought. "Won't old Kendrick be mad ? Run, Ned! ue won't tell. Run quick !" "I can't !" he gasped. "Run, I tell you! he's coming! Cow ard ! Why don't you run? I guess he wouldn't catch me!" can't run l" he faltered. '"Little fool ! 101 be caught ! Not spunk enough to run ayvay! Well, I've done all I can for him7xnuttered the elder boy. The door opened; an angry face ap peared. `•Who did this?" came in fierce tones from the °wrier's li s., "Who did this I say ?''he sgouted us no one answered. The treinbling, shrinking boydrew near; the little delicate-looking culprit faced the angry man,.and in tones of truth, re plied: . E. "I did it, sir." "And you-dare tell me of it?" "I dare not deny it, sir; I dare noftell a lie." The reply was unexpected. The stern man paused ; he saw the pale cheek, the frightened eyes'wherein the soul of truth and true courage shone, and his heart was touched. • "CoMe here, sir; what'S your name?" "Edward HoWe, sir. Qh! What can I do to pay you ? I'll do anything,"—his eyes filled •with tears,-:-"only don't make my'mother •pay it, sir!" "Will"you shovel my walk when the nett snow falls ?" ' ,Ned's face was radiaiitiis he answered:, "All winter, sir., I'll do it every Owe, and more too, sir. I'll do anything." "Well, that's enough; and do you know why I left you•off so easy ? Well, it's be cause you - re not afraid to tell the truth. 7 I like a boy that tells the truth always. When the nest snow falls be sure you come to me." "I 'will, sir." "We'll all help him !" shouted the.oth ers ; and, as they turned - away,.. t hree hearty cheers rose for Mr. Hend ricks, and three more for the boy that dared notrun away.—Child at Home. There was an amusing scene oti board the Louisiana mail boat• the other day.—, There was the usual conglomeration of passengers in the cabin just before the boat lauded; and amid the general hubbub of conversation a man remarked incidental ly; "Now in Jersey, where I live—"• Instantly an old man, whb sat moodily and silently pondering by the stove for some time, sprang to his feet and exclaim ed : "Stranger are you from New Jersey ?" "And willin' to acknowledge it?" "Yes, sir; proud on't." "Hurrah Give us your hand !" cried the old man, fairly dancing with exults tation. "J'm froin New Jersey, too ; but I never felt like declaring it afore, Shake! I'm an old man. I've traveled long and thr. I've been in every city in the West; steamboated cn the Ohio and Mississippi ; been to Californy, over the plains and a round the Horn ;. took a voyage once to Liverpool ;—but, in all my travels hang me if this ain't the first time I ever heard a man , acknowledge that he kum from New Jersey." A CASE OF CONSCIENCE.-Dr. Gay had for sometime, missed the hay from his barn, and was satisfied that it was stolen. With a view to detect the thief, be took a dark lantern, and stationed himself near the place where he supposed be must pass. In due time, a person whom be knew passed along into his barn and quickly came out with as large a load of bay as he could carry upon his back. The doc tor, without saying a word, followed the thief, and took the candle out of his lan tern, and stuck it into the bay upon his back, and then retreated. In moment the hay was in a licht blaze, and the fel low, throwing it frOm Mtn in utter con sternation, ran away from his perishing booty.eThe doctor kept the affair a se cret, even from his own family; and, with in a day or two, the thief came to him in great agitation, and told him that he wish ed to confess to him a great sin ; that he had been tempted to steal some of his bay; and, as he was carrying it away, the Al mighty was so angry with him that he had sent fire font heaven, and set it to blazing upon his back. The doctor a greed to forgive him on condition of his never repeating the offence.—Dr. Spang ue's American Unitarian A few evenings ago. at a private Tarty up town, ayoung; ma sat talking to nit; beloved, beloved, when she sadenly grew pale and.fainted into his arms. Now, what did the young man do? Did he rush around wildly, frantically, seize a glass of water and dash it into her face, and thereby spoil her beautiful complexion ? Not a bit of it. Recognizing the exigencies of the case, he just simply unfastened her dress, and un hooked her corset stays. With a sigh of relief, she returned to consciousness, and sweetly murmured, "Thank you, dear Charles.' Charles was posted. He knew hat was the matter. Pass Y. paper. —*bat house pet is it that is more gen erally sought after, and valued, yet more abused, tramped upon, kicked • about, looked down upon and, whipp - Mau auy akar ? A. earriat.. The cheese i» ntiticr than the pen. PE 1: • 112.00 ER as it au tt o A youth following his own bent to-geriWitraightena—areuinstantes.. The young lady who'turns up her--nose at a Shoemaker is apt to: marry a. 'min ~ mho takes a cobbler down:' The can use a postage stamplwien-- .: The first time it will cost You time cents, the second time fifty dollars. . - O P. A. local paper in lowa repards,the*Oi dental shooting of a doctor, and tali "strong fears of his recover ~" ao'` t s well eqough," said Sinsoil;'"tironll a spade a spade, but I can't seethe Sense ' in calling stockings, hoes." ' "Why do you 'always biiy a. 'sedan f 3 . 4 class ticket ?" asked 'a gentleman ofiniS "Because there is no third-Class," repli' • Al! thelatter._ - 4 '4 ' • • A little boy having broken hiszocking lnirse the day it was brought, .his mother began to rebuke him. He silenced her , . by inquiring, "What is the good of a hosS . till its broke l" , They tell of a woman in Baltimore whci has provided• her blf w t two.,--huvrtred— airs of stockings, woolen and cotton,- 7 .. She is evidently intending to organize * hose company somewhere, Those reports of earthquake shockafrom Illinois were occasioned by the inhabitants, of the ague districts getting their work i n at the same moment, and shaking by coup-. ties and townships. „ negro porrthe starid,rts Witness, •and, t u. 4aqulrettif,he`tull' derstciod the. natu •eau', ciath:'; efWoe eerting; Walther' : "if Iswear to a . lie I mutt sf kto him I" ••- A chap given to statistics` eatirdateit, that over two thousand toes.' were frOzen during the last winter by young. ladies - keeping their beaux lingertng atthe gate, instead 'of asking theta into the parlor. , A yOung 'clerk in a Dubuque fancy store, who had been requested. by 'a lady 'customer to send home a spool of thread' which she lied purchased, hjred an ex press wagon, in which be placed the spool, and so drovelo the lady's home where, he deposited the spool in the hall endwise, like a barrel.... More female tyrany. A man up is Bris tol, Vt., lately gave his wife -a good flog ging. The next day a .delega4on of wives waited upon him with - cow hides. The, man entrenched himselfia a smokehouse armed with four even-shooters and a shot gun. He says he guesses he knows , when his wife deserves a thrashing. - A foppish young countryman was searn ing for a stray bull. Meeting a.very pret young girl on the highway, and „Wishing to show hisl smartness, he asked : "Miss, have you seen anything of a gen tleman cow in This part of 'the neighbor hood ?" ' "No," she replied, "hut I tan see a gen,, tleinan calf not tar off." I sometimes go to see an amiable Welsh; lady, who has been a number 'of years iu this country, but who does not always . • quite understand me. They had been hak mg the other day when I. went in to see,: her. I caught sight of avery large indeed it was the largest pie I. ever saw, and I remarked : "That's a family pie, • isn't it?" "Why, no it isn't," said she.— "It's an apple pie." . A young lady of fashion in the city S., being very found of drainatic perform-. auces, attended the theatre not Inang'4,ie nings since. Unluckily for her, as the se quel will' show, she wore a pa' which is inflated with air. 1.41 in her seat tO enjoy a gond 11 humorous portion' f the play, a great pressure to-beat on th sable article of the modern to) a natural consequence, it ex: a noise that would discounth ary musket.. The result can agiuod. Tim Maginnis' was one day , with others around the wagon tryman, who wassailing heal) ter. A young lawyer had bargain thr a quarter, to Tim said : "Carry this hoi cut it up : " "All right, me covey," Bali placing it on his shoulder he' Next day the lawyer, meeting him "what he had done with "Faith, didn't ye bid me to and be the same token, I did _ me. Troth thepubi woman says may saints bless ye for yer kindeasS to, the poor.' Some time ago two ladies from : the coun try on a shopping experliti4n.*the city dropped into u hardware store' 'where ag ricultural impliments are'sold. They hail , read John's advertisement, and therefor innocently inquired.for "crwiles." storekeeper said it was rather'hite in tlj season for the article, and he had sold be had purchased. The ladieiclooked each other wonderingly, and,-whisper laughingly, when one turned to the blu ing Johu,remarked : "Out of salmon ! I thought babies always in season !" The man who thOnght, g einess without advert4o 4, l oe:ilea t giv ed e ht.. Dr .. lirAi 40-7'; ,R~k '•••`;'.-''' ,';:;,-,', 4, "..•. ' ,. Y,'":::',.":ii - o 4.) ) '`;',-,'Pr.'4'''' •.I - • *:;"'l7'N'''', ' e NUMB . ER '1