BY W. BL4IR W - A YNKBIO3O 4-- VILLAIB - 111100119 - PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORN/NQ By W. BtAIR. • TERNS—Two Dollars per Annum if paid within the year; Two Dollarsand Fifty cents after the_expiratio. . • of year. ADVERTISEMENTS—One Square (10 lines) three insertions, $1,50; for each subsequent insertion; Thir live Cents per Square. A liberal discount wade to yearly adver tisers. LOCALS.—Business Locals Ten Cents per' line for the first insertion, Seven Cents for subseouent insertions ofessionat bards. J. B. AMBERSON, 13. 'D., PgYSICIAN AND SURGEON, :WAYNESBORO% PA. Office at the IVayneoboro' "Corner Drug ore." (jape 29—tf. has resumed the practice of Medicine OFFlCet—rln the Walker Building—near the Bowden' House. Night calls should be made at his residence on Main Street ad dining the Western School :Rouse. ;11113 2D7-If C. SZTIV"..V.M - 1 7- ,M - ID., PHIS ICI AN AVAYNESI3ORO ' PA Mac at, his residence, nearly opposite ho Bowden House.- JOSEPH DOUGLAS, "WAYNESBORO'. PA. Practices in the several Courts of Franklin and adjacent Counties. N. B.—Real Estate leased and sold, arid 7---Fire-Insuranee-etfeeted-on-reasonable-terms-. December 10, 1871. OR, STRICILEIR (1 7 :0113FERLY OF MERCERSBURG, PA.,) OFFERS his Professional services t(fthe citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. Dr STRICKLER leas relinquished an exten sive practice at INlercersburg, where he ha;: been prominently engaged for a- numWer of years in the practice of his"profession. He has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence of George Besore, Esq., .1 Father-in-law, where he can be fount at al times when not professionally engaged. July 20, 187L-tf. J. H. FORNEY it CO. Prodiams , Poragais . 6fan Narettainoa No. 77 NORTH STREET, BALTIMORE, MD. Pay particular attention to the sale of Flour, Grain, Seeds, eze. July IS, 1872-ly BARBBRINGb FINIIE subscriber i n forms the public that he Ji continues the Barbering business in the noun next door to Mr. Reiti's Grocery Store, and is et all times prepare to do ;hair cut tin", sliaving,sAampooning etc. in,the )oest style. The patronage of the public i 9 respect fully solicited. slug 23 1871. W. A. PRICE. • Slittiat.ES, r 'IHE subscriber has now for sale a prime article of Chestnut Shingles, a supply of which he will continue to kiep on hand.— Ile has also for,sale a large lot otalasteriss Laths. April* , S. B. RINBRAYAT 6100001 TO THE LADIES! /4"RS. C. L. HOLLINI4EI GER has just IVlreceived a full supply of new Millinery ;pods. °Ladies are invited to call and eximiee ler stock. BARKVT lq" T s MID L. S. FORNEY ill pay the highest market price for 650 cords of Rock and Black Oak Bark delivered at their Tannery in Waynesboro., lilacs and Skins taken in and weighed at the cellar of C. Ratites' Shoe More, for whiek the highest market price will be paid. • kAilii2D MR SALL .rim subscriber offers for salel6o Cords - 4 - of Wood, hickory and oak, which is , e.tsy pf access, being about a half a mile frun the public road, and near ..:artitiel Welty's residence. - t4ept s—tf DAVID LORA. COUNTY TREASURER. T OFFER MYSELF as a Candidate for the _tolliee of County Treasurer, subject to the decision 'of the Republican County Notnina- Lbw, Convention. WM. HAMAIETT. Wayn csboro'• April 1,1873-te • IHE subscriber would inform the public I that he is at all times prepared to make o order Gents Coarse or fue 13oots, also coarse or fine work for Ladies or Misses, in cluding the latest style of lasting Gaiters,— Repairing done at short notice, and measur es taken in private flunilies if desired Shop on East Main Street, in the room formerly occupied by J. Elden, as a flour and Atea tore. THOS. J. HOLLINGSWORTH_ nlie subscriber announces to his friends and the public that he has purchased the Coach Factory formerly owned by Israel Sloss, and is nQW engaged in the above bus iness, on Main Street, at the East end of Waynesboro. Haying a knowledge of the business, and employing n'-'e but the beet workmen, and by strict attention to busi ness he hopes to merit" a share of patronage. _lll kinds of new work on hand orders filled promptly. Jan. 14 tf. Ir'FIE subscriber notifies the public that ■ he has opened•out a Wagon-maker Shop on the corner of Main and Broad Streets, where he is prepared to do all kinds of work in that line; also all kinds of buggy repairs done at short notice and reasonable terms. Having an experienced workman he hopes "in give sati.Jaetion to all that p.ivf_t call. ORIEL fiES.S, mar 29-3 m A N- D SUR GEO. B. HAWKER ----- ~ e~Ec#~ ~uc~~: "BLEND DREAMS." The sunset smile had left the sky, The moon rose calm and fair, As low a little maiden knelt To breathe her nightly pray'er, In simple words and few "Dear Lord, - please send usblessed dreams And let them all come true !" 0, I have stood in temples grand; Where, in the rainbowed gloom, Rose pompous prayers from priestly lips, Through clouds of dense perfume, But never one has seemed to me So guileness; pure and new— "Dear Lord, please send us blessed dreams ' And let them all come true!" Ah, little maiden, kneeling there, Beneath the sunset skies, What need Irase - we - ofother - prayer --- Than yours, so sweet and wise; Henceforth I breathe no studied plea, :u r I' tow and pray with you— " Dear Lord, please send us blessed dreams _ And let them all come true !" itliuttlautotui_Nrading. Front the .Sabbath Recorder. RELIGIOUS EQUALITY. Action of the Legislgtare of the , State of —Pennsylva-nia. Below will be found the action ,of the Legislature of Pennsylvania on the peti tion of the Seventh-day Baptists, tiir the passage of suca au act as will relieve thorn from the unjust effects of the law of April' 22d,-1104. The proceeding of the House of Representatives, ou the evening of A pril 3d, 1873, on this question, as they come to us in the Harrisburg Daily Tele graph, are as follows : • Agreeably to order, the House resumed the consideratiou of bills on the public calendar. An act to exempt persons who religi ously observe the seventh day of the week as the Sabbath from thepeualties 'of the act of April '22, 1794. Mr. Reynolds, of Bedford, addressed the House in support of the bill, contend. ing that the act 01794, is in direct con flict with the spirit of true religious lib erty and the national and State constitu tion. He referrcd to .people- whose con victions are that the seventh and not the first day of the Week is the true Sabbath to 'be observed by Christiansreferring to the SeVenDay Baptists. He contended that no possible wrung could be done to the community by the passage of the bill, whilst it would recognize the right of con, science, and be consistent with the funda mental laN of the land. Mr. Brown followed,. saying that the people who delighted ti worship God on the seventh day of„,,the week are denied the right which the Constitution clearly' confers upon all citizens. He corrobora ted all that was so well said by the gen tlemen from Bedford, [Reynolds.] He referred to the promptness with which these people went to the front during the rebellion, and shared in the sacrifices on the battle-field. All he claimed ibr them is the unmolested enjoyment of religious liberty—to worship God as they believed to be right. Mr. Williams referred towthe Seventh day`aptists residing in his county ; said they are an excellent people who petition for what they believe to be their right of conscience, and he would gladly vote for the bill. Mr. llahon made a few remarks ex pressing the opinion that the" bill is im perfect, yet he would vote for it. Mr. Lane expressed the belief that the recognition of any other than the first day of the week would be dangerous, and tend to vice and crime. It is a necessity to ob serve one day of the week as the Sabbath, and he would oppose the bill. Mr. Lawson contended that the gentle man from Erie and from Bedfbrd.stood on untenable grounds ; that the Saviour rest ed on the first and notOn the seventh day of the week, and that adhering to the sev enth would be going back to the old llo saii2 law. Mr: Elliott (Speaker) pronounced it the most iniquitous bill of the present ses sion, and wanted it voted down. On the question on the first section, the yeas were 27 and the nays 50, as follows : Peas—Messrs. Amerman, Beach, Brock way, trown, Bullard, Burns, DeWitt, Green awalt, Hancock, lleiges, Hildebran, King, Latta, M'Cullough (Berks), M'Cul lough (Philadelphia), Mahon, Morford, Noyes, Ol iver, Orvis, Ramsey, Reynolds (Bedford), Tittermary, Wninright, Wileos, Welsh and Williams (Cumberland). Nays—Messrs. Allison. Ash, I3allantine, Bates (Mifflin), Black, Bowman, Brunges, Burkholder, Conrad, Gross, Dailey, Daniels, Darrah, Dartt, Dry, llegeman, llenry, Houseman, Jones, (Potter), Jones (Susque hanna), Kaufman (Lebanon), Kaufman, (Schuylkill), Laidley, Limon, Lane, Law she, Lawson, M'Cracken, APCleary, APCor mick,M'Kee,Mitch.-11, Morris, Mylln, New ell, Newmyer, Nyce, Petrikin, Philips, Por ter, Ramey, Reynolds, (Luzerne), Sample, Schminkey, Sheller, Smith, (Philadelphia), Staples, Steckle, Stier, Stroek, Waddell, Waldron, Williams (Luzerne) Wolfe,Young and Elliott, Speaker. The above action is too vital to pass un noticed, for it strikes at the foundation on which the superstructure of the American government rests. Religions tyrany in the Old World resulted in driving some of its choicest spirits from their homes, a .eroqs the ocean, to find n rpctting plees from the pursuit of the relentless oppress or in the wilderness of the New 1). °Flit; , A. FAMILY NEWSPAPER-DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS. ETC. Dfz) VOA 41 itheidfilially a national compact was form ed, the corner stone of which had inscrib• ed upon it, Religious liberty for all. Eve ry beating pube of this new-born child a mong the nations was quickened and made strong by the inspirations of the spirit of libertyand-equality,--But - this lone had not possession of this country, for slavery and oppression were here, and by their artful management, subsidized the government, and so obtained its un natural support. But thank Heaven, sla very is dead, though in its death it nearly cost the nation its life. And yet the strife is not ended, for although the slave is free, and by law enjoys the rights of , • any. political equality, religious tyrany still lives and is fostered by law, notwith standing the clear and righteous utteran ces of the, organic law of the nation ; and this tyrany finds support in the action of an overwhelming majority of the House of Representatives of the great Common wealth of Pennsylvania, April 3d, 1873, And yet in that dignified and powerful body are found twenty-seven Representa- Ltives-who-have-eyes-and hero imn, Let their names be enshrined in your loving hearts, friends of freedom, and teach your children to utter Them with rev erence and affection.' These men ,are - strangers; to use ut—we-tlris-day-inscrilie th6r names upon the pillar of fame, and write them upon the sacred roll where. rum recordedthe names of those who; loving the right, have dared to do .it ! Of the fifty-six who hate placed them selves upon - the side of Oppression and in justice, we will say but little, for with some of them at least we doubt not that want of light whe m as tir isfortune, and their ' want of light was a misfortune to those' upon whom they have laid the heavy hand of oppression. For some of them we know - not - whit - apology - tormake, - fbethosewhonr they wrong are a part of their constituen cy ; and how they can, under such circum stances, be without guilt, either from prej udice or neglect, we cannot see. A man who excepts-the-responsibilities of-office, should seek to possess himself of the requi site qualifications for the honorable dis eharge of the trust committed to him. It is a public calamity for a man to except office and then fail of meeting his respon sibilities, either for want ofiutelligence or candOr. That some of these men acted from im perfect knowledge is clear. Mr. Lane said, "The recognition of anv other .than the first day of the week would be danger ous, and tend to vice and crime," and this in the face of the fact that Seventh-day people form communities that rank with the very best,in his State. There are none more virtuous and law-abiding ; and his imputation is a slander, having its origin in ignorance or piejudice, or in something , else equally, discreditable to him as a leg islator. Itr. Lane should infot in himself concerning these persons wilorn he thus wrongs, ooth in his speech and legislative acts. Mr. Lawson said "that the Saviour rest ed on the . first and not on the seventh day of the week." We do DOG know Mr. Law 7 son ' but do not doubt that he is a fair mitided gentleman, nor do we doubt but he is a man of fair attainments; but one thing we do know, and that is, that in this case; he talked of a matter of which he was not informed. The scriptures fur nish us all of the information we have concerning the doings of Christ, and it is certain from these that He did not keep the first day but did keep the Seventh day. This is a simple' qnestion of fact and not of inference, and whoever has studied care fully the.four gospels, knows that they do not contain one word about the - Saviour's keeping the first day. We would not wrong. Mr. Lawson, and to provP our sin cerity; we offer him the use . of our col umns in which to justify his assertion.— And further, if he can quote one passage which says Christ kept the first day of the week and not the seventh, we will as pub licly confess our error as, we have made the above statement. "Mr. Elliot (Speaker) pronounced this the most inquitous bill of the present ses sion, and wanted it voted down." Just why it was the most iniquitous/bill of the session, the Speaker did not say, so far as the report shows, but it is pertinent to in quire, wherein'the iniquity of the bill con sists. . It certainly was an imperfect one, because it fell far below the standard of right as it regards the wants of those in whose interest it was framed, but evident ly this was not its fault in the mind of the Speaker. He evidently would grind under his heel these Seventhday persons. The inquity pf the bill consisted in this, that. to some extent, it respected the civil and religious rights of this excellent people, whose in consists ill this, that they, as be lievers in the Divine authenticity of the Scriptures, practice their evident teaching concerning the day of weekly rest. This they do at a sacrifice, at the best ; but the State of Pennsylvania; as if from motives of spite, adds to their otherwise heavy burden, that of unjustly discriminating legislation. A man who in that State, obeys the fourth commandment, is regard ed as a vile person, and must be stigmatiz ed and punished as if he were a nuisance to be abated. Gentlemen of the Legislature of Penn sylvania, this will not always be so. Light will shine into youre hearts, and the day is not distant when some of you at least will change your minds. • • Sabbath-keepers of Pennsylvania, take courage ! The day of deliverance will sure ly come I Resolve that by the help of Providence, you will continue this strife until victory per.ches on your banner.— Your cause is just I When another bill is presented to your Legislature, let it cover the whole grouni. Demand equal rights and full protection. On not beg like criminals, bat petition Pike free men and equals, not equals in I power,, but in right, and press your suit ,unto , victory. God give you hearts, , and defend, the right ! —A correspondent of the Sunday Dawn, published at Philadelphia, comments on the above action of the Pennsylvania Leg islature, in the following truthful ,and orcible-inaLnerr--- "Another important measure involving the right of religious liberty, was killed —that exempting Sabbatharians from the pains and penalties of a seminon observ ance of the first day of the week. The measure was brilliantly and eloquently presented by Mr. Reynolds, of Bedford, argued forcibly by Mr. Brown of Erie, . _ opposed by Mr. Lane 4 and others. The same spirit that drove Roger Williams from Massachusetts to Rhode Island, the Puritans from England, "thumb-screwed" and "hooted" Covenanters in Scotland, built autos da fe in Spain—the same spir it that crucified Christ, prevailed. The bill fell." . A New Swindle. tempt to defraud the Government has just been brought to light in N. York. For ingenuity of conception and completeness of detail it has rarely been surpassed. A youn - g — raw scarcely twenty - years - of age, teller _of a down-town bank, wrote to de--Treasury - departnieut,at "Whshiugt,, , inclosing a $5OO bill, quite worn in ap pearance, which be wished exchanged for new money' The money he desired sent to his, address in that city. The letter - and bill were referred to the proper clerks in the office without suspicion of wrong. Up on examination it was found that it was a trifle shorter than it should be. This led to closer investigation, which revealed the fact that it was constructed of slips - ent — frnixi — the - g - ennine - bills - ofthe -- samede= nomination, pasted logetlaer with wonder ful exactness and care. . Thee strips, to the number of fifteen ' were pasted to a strip of tissue paper almost invisible, so thin wasits texture. T The first was cut from the left end of a genuine note, the second from another bill to join, the third to join that, &c. Fifteen bills of the same issue must have been manipulated in or der to obtain the requsite number of strips. So small was the portion taken from each bill that its absence could be easily con cealed from any but a critical eye, by joining the edges of the major and remain ing parts. • The rectangular pieces were fitted 'to their respective , positions in the manufactured note, were joined with such exactness that the engraved lines and prin ted words were complete and unbroken. betectives were. stationed at the desig nated place, and when the young man called for his answer from Washington he Was arrested on a charge of attempting to defraud the Government. He was astound ed' at the arrest and made a full confession of guilt. Hitherto, he had worn an un blemished reputation, and had many and influential friends. It was satisfactorily shown that it vas his first deviation anal the path of rectitude, and as his penitence was as sincere as his grief, his friends ask ed for mercy. General Spinner was pre sented with a petition signed by influen tial men of that city, who begged to re frain from a prosecution of the offender.— The culprit himself wrote a letter to Gen. Spinner, concealing none of the facts and imploring forgiveness. In view of these circumstances, and the fact that he was the only support of a widowed and aged mother, and a sister of great respectability, the prosecution was withdrawn. For the same reason the name of the un fortunate youth is suppressed from-publi cation. Here it may be stated that the pieces taken from the $5OO bills do ,uot impair their value, as under a rule established by Secretary Boutwell, any bill from which less than one-half bad been taken will be redeemed.at the Treasury Department at the full valise of the original bill. The Pirnos. On the Gila river, in Arizona there is a community of Indians called Pintos, who are supposed to have inhabited that region for matkv hundred years. They have a little reservation t'wenty-five miles long by four miles in width, upon which they . have some ten oi; twelve villages, and number about 3,000 souls, including a tribe called the Coeo Maricopas, who took refuge with Pintos about sixty years ago and have since affiliated with them.. The Pimos are biave warriors, and in conjunc tion with their allies, the Coco Mexico pas, have successfully fought the fierce Apaches for many years. - They cultivate fields of wheat, corn and cotton ; they spin cotton and weave blankets. The wo men are modest and pleasing; it is said there is not an uncbase woman in the M inos tribe. Since the first white man 'crossed the plains, the Pimos have been faithful and :devoted friends of the whole race. Emi grants, weary and worn after their tedi ous journey across the continent•, have al ways found kindness, protection, and a generous hospitality in the Pintos villages Not a singe act of treachery has been charged against them, but froth • the first to the last they have been true and faith ful friends of the white man. And now a swarm of worthless white'sQuatters have settled around them, are encroaching up on their reservaation, and returning for their kindness and good faith, illtreat ment, robbery and outrage. If the Pintos are not fully protected from the thievish designs of these wretches, our government will deserve, and will doubtless receive, the censure and scorn of the whole civil ized world. A genius has discovered how to cut wood without using an axe or a saw.— He urea hat,Aet. A4gtc,tiye---the sprjng faebions, For :he Village Record SNACK NASTY BITS—PRAYEIi.-- BY J. U. BARNES A Modoe chieftia.n stood, when day was dying, Afar within the rosy-tinted west; His useless rifle at his feet was lying, His annsiii sorrow erbsed upon his breast. His haggard eyes, his wild and sunken fea tures Betrayed the anguish, all his race have , felt, And fourteen scalps of murdered human - • • -mmmimmisma In wild profusion dangled at his belt "And shall the pale-face drive us aye before hint? - Hear, thou Great Spirit, this the chief tian's prayer ?" But ere he prayed, he cracked a flea that tore him, 'Mid the dark meshes of his matted "The sorrows of the Indian, they are many: I've only fourteen scalps—whiskey not any, And lo ! Great Spirit, now the red man. • grieves. -`6ll-send-once= more-those-ilEwe-of-olden_ len c I • rev s 'gainst the trees; And tore off women's scalp.s, all warm and ,gory, • The while his war-whcop raniidoiiethe "Shack Nasty Jim's breast is racked with sorrow, _ And Boston 'Charlie sleeps to wake no more, . . - And - I - npon - th ese-lava-beds-to-moirowy--- . the purple current of my life May pour. "Yet, Manito, berate that 'day has risen Above yon hills so widely fresh and green, -Grant-me-to-slit some-pale-face wizzen,---- And, fallinb , fall with mouth at his Cali- canteen." Pirranuaa, May 2d, 1873 N,vw York Shop Girls. It is estimated that there are 125,000 females earning a livelihood in New York city and its vicinity by their daily labor, aside from those engaged in domestic pur suits, The ages of one-fifth of this - num ber range within the years .of childhood. In nearly every occupation which the wants of humanity sustain women are en gaged. More than 400 employments are recorded in which they are largely repre-' sented. There are between Wand 500 establishments in New York city, employ ing upwards of 1,800 milliners. There are between 10,000 and 12,000 women employed in making artificial flowers and curling and dressing ornamental fea thers. Two-thirds of this number are un der fifteen years of age, and in some fac tories none but young girls are received to learn on account. of he length of time 'required to obtain proficiency. In the largest and most wealthy dry goods. houses the sewing machinery in the millinery department is run by steam, which simplifies the labor. At these es tablishments the girls' wages average from $7 to $1 . 2 per week. For covering para sols and umbrellas the girls receive from Bto 24 cents. Many old ladies reduced in circumstances and in some instances from affluence—widows of bankers—work at making caps from sunrise till midnight for 25 cents a day. There are 9,000 tailoresses doing custom work, and of these 7,400 are vest-makers.. The first-class workers in this department of men's garments receive better prices than those in other branches of tailoring. Some "slop, shops" pay 20 cents for mak ing a vest and 15 cents for pantaloons. Several thousand women and girls work in the various book-binding estab:ihments of the city, and it is thought that at least half of the girls working thus are wider fifteen yearsofage. Many of the employees are persons of refinement and education, and those in the larger establishments are su ire undd by ele rating influence. Young girls employed at the American Bibl society earn from $5 lo $7 per week for binding and folding Many thousand woman are at work in the tobacco factories, princpally in "stem ming" the weed and 'packing it for mar ket. Thep also make cigars and color the bladders for holding snuff, fill, paCk, cap, label, varnisb,auel wrap them. The workers, while handling the snuff anti to bacco are as fully under its influence, as the most inveterate smoker or chewer.— Necessarily a)arge quantity of the fine dust is'inhaled, which causes great oppres sion at. the stomach, induces diseases of thehingS, and otherwise seriously injures the health. . No system of education was ever so false and dangerous as that which inculcates the idea that labor is a badge of dishonor, or that the laboring man is not the peer of the most exAted in the land. The workshop is the bat and surest road' to usefulness and to fortune. It lies direct ly in the path of honor and distinction and wealth. It is the best theatre now offered for most perfect development of the ,genius and of talent. There is no place where the man of education, can demonstrate his capacity for usefulness better than in the mach;ne shop and a midst the steam and machinery of our great munufactories. ,It is, above all oth ers, the place for the young man who re ally wants to work and win his way to wealth and to an honored and honerable position among his fellow-men.—Ex. Spotted fever is said to yield readily Mien the 7elvanie batten- ist -applied to the patient. We suppose the , battery "knocks the spots out of it." ' -- They come to us all, some clay, Who lives that has not, during his life, aspired to something that he was unable to reach ? ' The sorrows of mankind may nearly all be traced to blighted hopes ; like frost up on the green leaves, comes the chilling conviction that our hopes are forever dead. We may live ; but he who, has - placed his whole mind on the attaining of some subject, and fails of reaching it— life to him seems a burden—a weary bur den. The sun' next morning banishes the dew, and the flower is brighter and purer from its momentary affliction. Sorrow , puri fies thelleart_oftheyouth-as-the-rata_pu rifles the growing plants. -: ' At times all is cold; even this beauti ful world of God's seems a dreary dwell ing place. But to an ambitious yont.. feelings like these do not last long. He has an object in life,. and if he fails in one thing he tries. another. "Never de .. ' ." ' • • :tto-41-an-aspiring as he mounts the ladder which-will eith er lead him to fame or disgrace. lie has friends to encourage him, parents to ad vise him ; his own mind as pure as the sparkling water, ±Young-love-by day-and-nigh - '-- cles him," and his visage shows he feels her magical influence. The envious may . rail at him—may seek to stain his character, but his resolve is "not to be -put-down," and-he works with a new determination. With youth and virtue for guides, with the love of God in his heart, such a youth cannot fail of what he undertakes. Blighted hopes will come, perhaps, but he will, in time, surmount all youthful. failures, and Ta - m - anhood - will - starril - snblime—the buil.- ' der of his own character, fame and for tune—an honor to his countr . rains beilasile FACTS TIIAT ARE SELF.D.IDENT.—In the-mind-of—Ma2L—That-hola—ovaifalc ed. That, if he had them, he could at this Moment invest a few hundreds to the great est advantage. ' That smoking is good for his nerves, his worries, his literary pursuits, his tooth ache, etc. That he ought to belong to a club. That he'could reform the army, do a way with the income tax, manage the rail ways better, and make a large fortune by keeping a hotel, `That he knows a good glass of wine. That he could win, a heap bf money if he were to go to Hamburg. That medicine is all humbug. That he could preach a good sermon himself. That he should soon pick up his French if he went abroad. That he must win on this .years' races. In the . mind ' of Wonzah.—That she has nothing fit to put on. That things ought to be bought because they are cheap. • That there is company 'in the kitchen. •That she is not allowea sufficient money for house-keeping.%, That she never gees out any where. That her black silk is geting awfully • That she requires a change about the month of August. That her allowances is too small. That Mrs. Orpington is dreadfully gone off, or dreadfidly made up, or notso very good-looking, after all. . The following eleven paragraphs are worthy of a place nmong the most valued rules that should govern a well regulated I.. When fruit trees occupy the ground, nothing else should, except very short grass. 2. Fruitfulness and growth of the trees cannot be expected the same year. 3. There is no plum that the cure olio will not take, though any kind may some times escape fur one year in one place. 4. Pear blight still puzzles the greatest men. The best 'remedy known is to plant two for every one that 5. If you don't know liow to prune, don't hire a man from the other side of • the sea who knows less than you do. G. Don't cut off a"big lower limb unless you are a renter , and care not what be comes of it when your time is out. 7. A tree with the limbs coming out near the ground is worth two trees trim med up ten feet, and so on until they are not worth anything. 8. Trim down, pot up. 9. Shorten in, not lengthen out. 10. If you had your arm cut off, you would• feel it at your heart. 11. When anybody tells you ofn garden. er that understands all about horticultue. and agriculture and that he can he hired, don't believe a word of it, for there are none such to be hired. Suci a man can make more than you can afford to give him, and if he has sense enough to under stand the business, he will also have sense enough to know this. Labor is the greatest promoter of hap pins to individuals, of civilization and prosperity to nations. Steady work with regular earnings, will do more for the el evation and comfort of the laboring man than any other effort that can be made iu this direction. A 13:all:ford pliticogrzsphur talcz photo• graphs in ten seoud6 ; lie takcil the train his ayes door. Blighted Hopes. To youth, blighted hopes come like the That his constitution requires stimu- That; she never looks fit to be seen. That cook drinks. That there is always "a glare,' , ! That there is somebody iu the house ' Good Rules. $2,00 PER YEAR NUNBEA 49 • t--11-trit-lt- The linen coat trade is dull. 17A ,, rye is said to be coming up nicely. When it becomes Old Rye, it yill go down nicely, too. When a woman gets a letter she carries it in her hand, but a couple pounds of sausage she manages to squeeze into her pocket. I F- A Danbur' lad ea s her , ,npd is one ot e ussiest of wen. If he had a peck of peas to shell he would look' a round for a gunboat. "Who dat hit ine-?-4Where-'s dat lan— tern ?" were the exclamations otan aston ished Elmira darkey, after being ,thrown something like a hundred feet by4l loco motive. Pop corn parties are something new e-; ver in Snyder county. The gentlemen are not ermitted to _et"comed" but they can "pop" as roue, as they p ease, provi ded they please the young ladies in. doing so. A young lady at a store, who had been qtawn=a-great--nint,y-bh - tr. es o liven er gloves, atter some time wanted to ki/Ow of the clerk "which of those pairs he tho't the lavenderest." • _ No YOU DON'T JuDGE.--Scene in a court. Boy witness in a case of assault on Mr. Brown. Judge—" Young man,' do you know this Brown ?" Boy—vNo yer dOn't, Judge." Judge—" What do you mean by that, sir? Answer my question. Do you know this Brown ?" "No }per don't Jud '"'" - ge— • nswer me, you young vil lain, or I will commit you for contem,O___ ofscourt. - Do - you - know this ?"-. Bay (applying his thumb to the tip of his nose and wriggling mysteriously his olongatedjltingers)—"Yer can't come it, Judge: I know what yer want—you want me to ask you what Brown, and then yer going to say Brown Stout. No per don't Judge." "The man in the moon" is an express ion which from time immorial has been applied to spots on the - moon visible to the naked eve, but which a telescope shows to be the shadow , ' of lunar mountains. One ancient superstition is that a man who stole a bundle of sticks on Sunday was confined in the moon, and we see his fig ure. Another supposes Cain to have been the °Tender, who was eternally pla ced iu the moon as a:punishment for his crime. This would really be very, appro priate retreat for murderers. The story is told of a woman. who free ly used her tongue to the scandal of oth ers, and made confession to the priest of what she had done. He gave her a ripe thistle top, and told her to go out in va rious directions and scatter the seeds one by one. and at the penance, she obeyed, and then returned and told her confessor. To her amazement - he bade her go back and gather thes'atttered seeds; and when she objected that it would be impossible, he replied that it would still be more difficult to gather upend destroy all evil reports which she had circulated about others.; Any thoughtless; careless child can scatter a handful of thistle seed before the wind in a moment, but the strongest and wisest man cannot gather them again. • There is an aged &hared woman in a Western town who dces not believe in so cial equality, judging from the way , she talked to her boy : ‘,Ephreham, come hear to yer madder, boy. liThar you bin r "Flavin' wid de white folks&q ,‘You is, - eli? See hear, chile, )ou'll broke yer old mudder's heart, and brung hergray liars in sorrow to de grave wid. yer recklunine:s awl earrings on slid ebil ass.wyssyashuns. Hahn% I raised you up in de way you should ought to go ?" "Yessuni.'• "Hahn% I been kine nn' tender wid . you, au' treated you like my own oldie, which you is ?" • "Yessuna.' "Ihtbn'i I reeirpnPd wid you and pray r ed you and deplored de good Lord to wrap you in his buzzton?" Yessurn.l' "klalin't I taught you to walk in• de broad and narrow path, •and 'to shun God.", , "Yessurn:r . "--In' isn't I yer natal detector an, gwadjeen.fo' de law ?" "Yessum." "Well,. den, do you suppo3e Ise grin° to hab yer morels ruptured by ile white trash ? sah ! You git, in de house tlis instep; an' if I eber coteluou municatin' wid de white trash anylno', deLord, baak yer black head wid a brick!" "Yessu m." •, . • Coo) . I-I,4nrrs.—ltementber, boys, be fore you - are twenty you must otablish a character that will serve yott all your life. As habits grow stronger every year, and turning into a new path is more and mom difficult, theretirre it is often harder to unlearn than to learn . ; and,-,on this ac count a tlimous flute player used to charge double price M. those pupils,AlßShad been taught befUre by a poor master.. -Try and reform a lazy, urithrifty, or drunken per., son, and in most uses you fill ; for the , bad habit, whatever it be, basso wound it. Sa . i ed. The beat habit is the lw.bit a mein.' the tbrming of good habit& '