• • pyr, .g.`; • 0,101. 5 • .1 • ." (111 4 /1 t 1 1 1 1 )r • • • By w:m:Aut. VOLUME 25. ~ e lect. potirt. CEDE 10 ME IN DREAB. Come in beautiful dreams, love, Ohl come to me oft ; When the wings of sleep, • 'On my bosom lie soft. •Ohl•come when the sea, In the moon's gentle light; Beats low on the ear, Like the pulse•of the night— When the sky and the wave, Wear-the-the n the dew's on the flower And the star on the dew. 'Come in beautiful Brea ms, love, Ohl come and we'll stray, . Where the whole year is crowned, With the blossoms of May— Where-each sound is as sweet, As the echo .of a dove, AncLthe gales are as soft As the breathing of love; Where the beams kiss the waves, And the waves kiss the beach, And our warm lips may catch, lesson they teat] 'Come in beautiful dreams, love, Oh ! come and we'll fly, Like two winged spirits Of love through the sky; With hand clasped in hand, On our dream wings we'll go, Where starlight and moonlight Are blending their glow ; .And on bright clouds we'll linger Through long dreamy hours, Till love's iingeN envy • The heaven of ours. tlistellaurous• , THE ISLAND MYSTERY. BY ARTHUR L. DESERVE The United States sloop of war, 'Victor", Capt. Granger commanding, was moving, slowly along beneath the influence of a light breeze, in the Indian ocean. The Victory had been stationed there but a short time, and the novelty of their ptmition had not yet worn oil; either to of ficers or men. Thus far they experienced nothing but the delights of the station, with none ofita drawbacks. The sea had been as calm and delightful BS an inland lake, and the island's which .ever and anon they visited, were to them like so many miniature Paradises. No sickness as yet had come among them., Sand the fierce typhoon had not threatened to send the gallant sloop to the bottom. }Win the captain down to the smallest midshipman, all were contented,and look ed forward to a go:id deal of pleasure in the endless summer which stretched out before them. To only one on the sloop .did their position bring gloomy thoughts. This was none other than Captain Grang er himself. A few years before, the treacherous se-is which now lay so smiling about them, had robbed him of all he held the most dearin the world. His wife and child had been on their return home in a merchantman, from where he had left them, and the vessel had foundered and gene down beneath the treacherous wave... Only halt a dozen from the whole crew had escaped to tell the tale of their mis hap. The rest had met a watery grave.. In a small boat they had been dashed about at the mercy of the waves for many hours, and then more dead than alive they Lad been thrown upon a small island, from which they had been rescued by a passing vt..sel.several months afterwards. • This had chanced three years before, and now as Captain Granger found his vessel plowing the same waters, the thought of his loved ones was ever uppermost in his mind, and often he found himself im agining that he was saiiing above the cor : al Lrraie in which they were resting. .11)e constant thoughts gave a sad case to his countenance, audit was apparent to both officers and men that thoughts of the past, were ever uppermost in his mind. They had heard the story of his loss, and time and again it was repeated thro' the ship. On the particular day in which our sto ry opens, the Captain chanced to be in the cabin, while on deck was his first officer in charge. • As •we have said, the sea was almost unruffled; for only a slight breeze was blowing, whilo the sun was shining bright ly in the heavens above. With his sword drawn in his hand, the first officer, Lieut. Carter, paced up and down the deck, dividing his thoughts be tween his duty, and those dear to him whom he had left at home. From this occupation he was startled by a cry from a young midshipman, who was standing near. •What do you mean by this outcry?" demanded the,officer stepping up to him. The youth pointed away towards a i small island which uprose from the water some half a league distant. It appeared to be nothing but a high mass of barren rooks which had been upbeaved by some great convulsion of nature. "There is some one on the rock yonder, sir," he said, touching his hat to his supe rior of they l are making signs 1,0 ainfitri our utieutiou... "Ju what direction ? Ido not zee thorn," "Yonder, high on the highest edge of the cliff When I saw them first, I thought they were huge birds resting there; but I can see that 'they are human be ll •You are right," said the officer. "A them now, and they are making signals as. Go to the cabin and summon the Aptain. This matter must be attended to. It may be that there are some poor shiTrecked beings there." • Walter Corwine, for this was the youth's name hastened at once on his errand, and in a little while he returned, followed by the captain, who bore a speaking trumpet in his hand. _ _ . "Where are they , ?" he asked, glancing away to the high cliffs . before them. "Yonder, sir. Can you not see them ?" said Walter,' pointing away towards the island. "I - do now," said the captam, "or rath, er it is the white signal waving there that catches my eye. We'will send a boat to the island at once, Mr. Carter, he said, ad dressing the officer ; "though from the looks . of the shore, I don't think that a landing can be affected. But I will hail them now, so that they may know that wu have seen them." , Suiting the action to the word, Captain Granger—placed the trumpet to his lips, and shouted with all the strength of his lungs, conveying the intelligence that they h . were discovered. Then he turned and gave orders for the boat to be lowered at on es. But little time was lost in so doing.— The breeze which had been growing less, had by this time almost died away,' and the sloop was almost becalmed. The captain had thought of going him self; but at the last moment he chatiged his mind, and gave place to Lieut. Car ter. Walter.Corwine, having• asked per mission, was _allowed to go, and the boat being filled with its compliment of men, pushed off, and the blades of the rowers dipped into the water, and sent it at a swift pace across the shining waves in the direction of the island. The signal upon the — clifrwas still wav ing, and' for a little time they could see those beneath it, who kept it in motion; but as they.came closer under the cliffs, it was hidden from their sight, and turning their eyes from it, they sought for some spot where they could effeet a lauding from' the rocky mass before them. But this was no easy task to perform. In most places high walls of rock rose from the water's edge, and towered bun- . dreds of feet towards the blue sky. In oth ers there were great, jagged rocks, among which the breakers murmured, and t►rq' which a boat could not pass. The search was a long one, but at last they found a spot where they determined to try to effect a landing ; and heading the boat for the shore, they sent her thro the snit to the gravelly beach beyond, urn which they leaped, eager to find who it was that had signaled them from that desolate place. Hauling 'up the boat, they left one of the men in charge of it, and then sprang over the rocks in the direction of the spot where they had seen the signal. But before they had gone over half the distance, they beheld the object of their search descending towards them. It was a woman and a child, whom, from their feat4res, they judged to be of the same race as themselves. But they would never have known it from their complexion, or from the gar ments they wore. The portion of their skin which had been exposed to the sun's rays, was as brown. as a native of the South Seas. Their garments, by which they essayed to cover there nakedness ; were torn and patched in many places, and looked as though they would have long since fal en from their limbs, had they not been repeatedly mended, with a material which looked much like the skin of fish. . Hurriedly they came flown over the rocks, but as they drew near, the child tried to hide itself behind .its companion, as though the sight of a white man was an object of terror to it. They were close to them, when a shout higher upon the rocks caused both them surd our friends to gaze in that direction. A party of natives of the islands adja• cent, if not of the one they were on, were hastily approaching them with loud shouts and angry gesticulations.' "save us save us !" cried the woman springing towards them. "Do not let those monsters again get us in their pow er !" This was uttered in very good English, and Lieut. Carter replied : "Have no fear, my good woman, they shall do no harm, and if they want a taste of cold lead, let them come on." It seemed that those in pursuit were not for such a meal, for they paused upon the rocks some little distance away, where they remained, making furious gestures, at the party below. "Who are yon, and how came you in this dreary place ?" asked the officer, as he gazed curiously upon the uncouth and trembling pair before him. • , "I am anAmerican woman, and this is my child. Years ago we were cast away in these waters, and thrown upon this is land, and here we have remained ever since. The natives who belong to the is lands near here made us slaves, but would not take us home with them. Many times I tried to attract the notice of passing ves sels, but could not, for so sure as there was a chance, they were here to prevent me ;" and with a shudder, she pointed to the gib bering group above them. "Thank Heaven I your trials are over," exclaimed Lieut. Carter. "You shall go witli us, my poor woman, and shall be a bundrntly provided for. But cannot you tell how lone you have led this life ?" "Di o. it seems to me as though it might be ten years, yet it may not be that for, WAYNESBORO', fRANICIAN COUNTY, PA., TIIVRSDAY, NAY 1, 1873. my child here should be larger,were it so long as that. It is all summer here.; and I cannot tell how the seasons went; but oh! it has been so long !" The natives were now coming closer , I and from their actions,our friends-tlumg4 they meant fight. Lieut. Carter- would have liked nothing better than to have punished them. So he gave the word to return to the boat and in a few minutes. they had embarked and the rowers were sending it swiftly towards the ship. Captain Granger stood by the side, and when he saw what the boat contained, he turned as pale as death; and those who stood near him thought that he would fall to the deck. But he did not, and stood motionless while the rescued ones were as sisted over the side near where he stood. Once upon the deck, the eyes of the wo man fell upon his face. For_a_moment she stood as in a dream, and then With a wild cry, she sprang towards 'him. "0, Charles, my husband !" she cried. "My Gcd I The sea has given up its dead I" cried the captain; and the next moment he had clasped mother and child in a warm embrace. There was great rejoicing on board the Victory that day. From the highest to the. lowest, all partook of it, for Charles Granger declared that it should be a holi day, and as little work done on it as possi-, hle. As for himself, every day thereafter was one of, thanksgiving to him. A RECREANT LOVER. • A RacineT(Wis.) paper furnishes the following : "Frank Powell is a youthful shoemaker, who worki in Joe Miller's boot and shoe factory. Frank is a susceptible youth, and his tender heart was smitten by the beauty and grace of one of the girls employed in the ,factory. Now Frank is —or was—not a bad looking fellow, and the ,Maiden returned the tender passion, ,anll Frank won her blushing consent 'Le become his bride. Then for a time all went happily. As he eat : at his work pegging soles, h e _thought of two souls iv,tth but a single thought, and pennsively pegged away.— 'Time passed on with leaden wings, and as :the hour approached for the happy consu Elation ' the impatience of the lovers in creased. A week ago last Saturday he went, to the priest's house to be published in the church next Sunday, as is the cus torn of those of the Catholic faith. The priest being absent, he was told to call a gain, but everything was finally arranged and last Tuesday they were to have been married. During all this time the young maiden had been busy. The wedding , feast was prepared, her dress, with a trail three quar tens of a yard long, as he desired it, was all finished, and all that was necessary was for the priest to make them man and wife according to the solemn ceremonies of the church ; when without a word of warning Powell took the ears and went to :Chicago, leaving the poor girl to mourn in her wedding dress with a trail three quarters of a. yard long—with the wed ding feaBt untested. His reasons for such conduct were that the girl, was too poor to buy the outfit. Now, when it is known that she sup ports an aged father, and two little sisters out of her earnings, and that 'ehe would not take anything from them to deck her.: self in finery, it will be admitted that his conduct was disgraceful, and that he was no way deserving so good a wife as she would have made. Last Saturday he re returned to town—and it coming to the knowledge of the shopmates of the injured maiden, they held an indignation meeting, when it was resolved by them that if Frank Powell ever stuck his nose inside that shop they would fix him. Ah ! heartless deceiv er! he little dreamed what was in store for him. Fix him ? You bet he was fix ed! Monday morning , with more cheek than a house pig„ he stepped into Miller's office. As he did so the door behind him was locked and the , key mysteriously disap peared. Just then he was confronted by the girl he had so faithfully promised to marry ; behind her were ten fierce damsels just aching to, get at: him. The girl re proached him for running away; he uh dertook to talk back; she slapped his face. Whang went a bottle of liquid blacking into his face. The bottle broke and the blacking ran over him. He kicked and swore, and tore round ; the girls screeched and screamed. Oh, it was lively. At this moment the girl who had been so cruelly treated, seized a two gallon pot of warm glue and poured it on his devoted head. He was the sickest looking shoe maker about that time that was ever in this city. Still the combat deepened, and but for some one unlocking the door, so that he was enabled to escape, there is no telling what the indignant maidens would have done. Powell dove into another room and, commenced to scrape himself; he scraped and scraped and kept on sera ping—he-s probably scraping yet. There was a poetic sort of justice in thus daub ing 'him with that glue, for if he don't stick to his word he has something that will make him stick hereafter. The boys in the factory hearing of the way the girls had treated Powell, gave them an oyster supper that evening. • The different ranks and orders of man kind may be compared to as many streams and rivers of running water. All pro ceed from an original small and obscure source ; some spread wider, travel over more countries and make more noise in the passage than others, but all tend alike to au ocean where distinction ceases, and where the largest and most celebrated rivers are equally lost and absorbed with the smallest and most unknown streams. Old maids are said to be rare in China bui. rare old china is frequently Mond a mong nld maids. • For the Village Record. Ell HORRIBLE lUD. By JOHN BMWS, JIL Oh! the.street. the horrible street, Filled with soft mud,:black,shiny and deep; Over the shoe-tops, over t e eet, Splashed all over the people yon meet, Dashing, Splashing, Surely the mud'ean do nothing but wrong, Falling alike on clothing and •cheek, Into the mouth as it opens to • speak ; Foul as a fiend and tenacious as death. Horrible mud, from the regions beneath, Oh! the mud,•the horrible mud, How the pulse quickens and stirs up the blood, . , , • Speeding along in a maddening race, Jostling each other regardless of grace, Rushing, Crushing, Pushing by, Mud on the shirt-front, mud in the eye ; Even the dogs, with an instinct ever ready, Snap at the legs already unsteady ' ; The people despair, the true and the good Their faith in commissioners lies buried in mud. How the sad crowd goes wading along, Crushed are their spirits,no humor. no song How the horses dabbled with anger splash by— Seen-for- moment Stumbling, • Into the flood, Down to the depths of the horrible mud— Mud so foul, as it lies on the ground, The brutes e'en avoid it when space can be found, To be trampled and tracked to our houges so neat, Till they're ruined by filth from the horrible . - street. Once I was clean as the snow—but I fell— Fell like proud Lucifer into this muddy well! Fell, to cove - r - With filth of the street, To be laughed at and pittied—l'd rather be Nat— Cursing, Shivering, Suppressing a cry, Selling my clothes to whoever would buy; In anger and shame, with sudden emotion Leaving the land to rove on the ocean: There, thanks to heaven, though midst tem pest and flood I forever am free from the . horrible mud. PITTSBURG, April, 1873. THE LAST RELIC. They tell of a young girl, some seven. teen years of age, who clad in deep mourn log, knocked at the door of a rich man's house in one of our•large cities, and asked eagerly for the owner. The servant, no doubt partaking of the demeanor of his master, who was deemed a harsh and se vere man by all who knew him, was shout to turn the suppliant from the door, when her importunities touch'd a lingering chord of sympathy in his heart, and he announ ced her to the lordly owner of the mansion. He was indeed a stern man, and, appar ently, hard and unfeeling in his nature. There were deep wrinkles on hiS brow, which seemed to denote that he had not passed through life without partaking of some of its sorrows and many of its cares. He was in deep reverie when the servant entered, perhaps—counting his gains, Or, it may be, bringing back the past before him as in a glass, and counting up, his hours from childhood to his weary age.— Who knows ? How few care 1 But strange it was, even to his servant, who knew so well the.forhidding nature of his master, when, after a moment's hesitation, the rich man. said, "Let her come in." In a moment the poor girl was in his presence. It was a strange contrast, that weak trembling being, treading upon soft carpets in the meek habiliments of pover ty, in the presence of the owner of mil lions—she in deep humility, and he in all the lordliness of great wealth. She stood before him, and in low, trembling tones, that were full of melancholy sweetness, said,— "Sir, I am a stranger, and in distress. I am a fatherless child, and my loved mother is now severely ill. Tor months my hands have labored to sustain her, but poverty comes. too fast upon us, we are poor but we are not beggars; we came from a far country, and are strangers.— One by one we have parted with all our valuables, and here is the last relic of a loved father. He gave it to me as a keep sake—something to keep for his dear in em ory ; but alas ! starvation is a stern thing, and necessity knows no law. You are rich—some say you are unkind, and yet I have ventured ; will you buy it, sir ?" She ceased speaking, and the rich man appear ed touched. He looked at the speaker with a glance in which tenderness seemed struggling with morose feelings which had for so many years congealed into ice the more tender emotions of his nature. "Look up, young lady," said he. His voice had in it a tone of sympathy, which gave her confidence, and she raised her eyes timidly to the penetrating glance of him in whose presence she stood. "Let me examine the article which you wish me to buy," he continued, "and al though not doing business in that line, yet, perhaps, I may be induced to help your present necessities." The girl, with trembling hands, took from her neck a black ribbon, at one end of which there was attached a rich jewel of gold. It was of singUlar shape, and upon its two sides were engraved certain characters of which ,its pleading possessor knew not the meaning, and yet she prized it much, as the gift of a dearly loved par ant • and na aba almnsit rallintantly rtlarcul it in the hands of him whom she had sought to be its iretrchaser, she pleaded : ' 4 When times comes good again, sir, I can buy it back again; but oh ! buy it nciw, 'sir, that I may buy bread for my mother and procure that medicine which her mal adY requires The-rich-man hAd aken_the jewel in his hands, he passed the ribbon through his angers, and at last looked upon' the article he was solicited to buy. Why does be start? why turn ghastly pale, and then sink into the richly cushioned hoir that was behind him, cover his face with his hands and weep like a chile Why press that jewel to his lips, then to his breast, and' weep ? Reader, do you ask why ? Let me tell yOfi. The jewel; thelast relic of that poor unfriended girl and her afflicted mother, was that of a Mark Master, and it belong ed to the only brother of him to whom it was offered for. sale. Oh how deep waa the struggle within that man's breast! He was rich in all that this world can af ford of worldly wealth, but meagre in those deep amidear affections which make life desirable. He had lived for himself 'and had hoarded up the dross of wealth, and porinitted the fountains of deep af fection to dry up in his soul. He had for gotten his kindred.; he remembered not the old homestead, nor the familiar faces that used to bless him by the fireside.— But not, as if Providence had directed it all, a little jewel, his brother's mark, come to him, even as the day star comes to the devotee, to direct his thoughts to heaven, and humanize his feelings. The - strong man-was-s ttbdued was4lo-1-wirr-tl _ Dabbling along ost to the e mark bound up in gold, but the manmade and renewed in the image of the God of Love ! But let him weep ; the tears ' will do him good, for they are not only tears of contrition for past sins of omission, but props that will bring a blessing on more than one sorrowing heart. Hear him, while he speaks. "Young lady, I do not ask your name. The man who owned this jewel was the son of my father, and my brother, by a tie almost-as—sacred-as - that - of - blood. Was he your father? Tell me !" "He was my father, sir ?" . "Then I am yUnk, uncle, take me to your mother. Ifeneeforth our fortunes are one ; my home shall be yours, and you shall be my- daughter." * * * * * * * There were three happy hearts that day in a small house in one of the lanes of that crowded city—a tall dark looking man, with iron-gray hair and strong fea tnres, yet now bearing a subdued aspect and a moistened eye,, a widowed invalid, with a placid smile irradiating her calm and beautiful features, and a yonng girl, gentle in her subdued beauty, blessing God that His smiling had sanctioned TEtz LAST RELIC. It pays to be honest. It pays in more ways than one. It not only pays in the satisfaction it brings, but in the long run it pays in dollars and cents. The mechan, ic, the merchant, the manufacturer, the lawyer—in fact, every man that seeks ad vancment through his labor will find that honesty is not only the best policy, but the best stock in trade he can possibly 'have. It may take longer to earn a for' tune by honest labor, but once earned, it will last longer and buy mote solid c om fort than double the amount earned by 'dishonest means. Thera is something bet ter than wealth. Integrity is priceless.— Money cannot buy it. The rich man may envy the poor man his possession, yet the rich can have it if they seek it from the beginning. Start right young man. Let no ambitious wispers lead you astray.' Be determined to deal on the square with your fellowmen. Every dollar thus earn ed will bring a blessing to your hesrt. If you can't make money honestly you had better remain poor all yoUr life. It will not pay to - exchange your honesty for a fewflollers and cents. M.iiey made by cheating your neighbors will burn into your conscience and destroy forever your earthly happiness. Does ambition lead the citizen to high political power ? Let him understand that the only sure foot hold in climbing the rugged steep of-fame is honesty of purpose. He may have brilliant ability, may charm the eye and please the enr, but if he lacks integrity he lacks one great element of lasting power. If he is false to himself he will be false to others, and his fall will be as certain as his elevation was rapid. The wrecks of ambitious statesmen are to be seen on ev ery side. They have ability; they 'had the confidence of the people ; they were elevated to power and influence, but they lacked honesty and they fell—moral wrecks made so by their owh folly. Let their fate be a warning to public men.— Let personal integrity be the priceless jew- , el that'money can neither buy nor sell.— The fame that is built upon honesty will stand like the shaft of granite, the emblem of beauty and eternal strength. We once saw a young man gazing at the *ry heavens, with a t in 1 Oar and a of pistols in the other. We endeav ored to attract his attention by referring to a Q in a paper held in 1 Air relating 2 a man in that § of the country who had left his home in a state of mental derange went. He dropped the t and pistols from his 11ar'.4147 with the ! "It is I of whom IT read. I left home b 4 my friends knew of my design. I had sO the Dor of a girl, who refused to lislo 2 me, but smiled be9ly on another. I --ed madly front the house, uttering.a wild ! to the god of love, and without replying to the ? ? ? of my friends, came here with this '.and of pistols to put a . to my existence. ease has no II in this §." irrical moo "soya its. ra own' wit-Avg Whams.. ed Mr. Quilp, but other parts of the coun try have very singular ones. Honesty Pays. LOST IN A CAVE. The Hannible, Mo., Courier says : Soj days ago we mentioned the fact tha• mouth of an extensive cave had bi earthed in a stone • uarry in Soutj nible. Since its 'iscovery 'as 'een a favorite resort for boys, who have daily made explorations of the vast subterran ean labyrinth. Yesterday, however, an expedition was organized to explore the cave, the adventures of which are destin•L ed to give the newly-discoVered cavern lo cal fame and history that will not soon be forgotte-n. The lads composing the party were five in number, from - old. • The boys entered the cave about •10 o' clock yesterday morning, each profided with a small bit of candle two or three inches long, all burning at once, and the torch light prosession marched through the silent depths very gaily and happily, looking for curiosities and. searching for strange scenes. Our heroes had determin ed to make a thorough exploration of the unknown cavern, and went on, and on, through the winding rifts and fissures of the rocks until their candles had nearly. burned out, and when they attempted to return they found themselves in the con dition of the five foolish virgins, and were left in total darkness to grope and crawl amid mud and dirt, Sharpe stones and jag ged rocks. - None of the parents of the boys missed them- until late in the evening, and upon iii&TitilifFed - thattliey - •had - g - one - into - the cave at the hour named; since which time they had not been seen or heard of. A bout , five o'clock last evening the alarm was given that five bo7s were lost in the cave, and in a short tune a large crowd, estimated at five_hundredAo_six hundred persons, was gathered about its mouth, a mong them fathers, mothers, brothers, sis ters, relations and friends of the lost chil dren, all in terrible suspense, and sheding many bitter tears, and their feelings dur ing the long and - painful hours of search can be better imagined than here describ ed. Searching parties were organized to ex plore the cavern, and as they would re turn with no tidings of the lost ones ma ny parent's heart were filled with anguish and all manner of horrid deaths were conjured upon as having befallen the lit tle fellows who were thus buried live.— Small persons were in demand to enter the cave and look for the lost ones, as ow ing to the forination of the rifts, it is ini• possible for a large person to squeeze through in many places, and money was freely offered for volunteers to prosecute the search, as well as a reward for the one who should bring out the boys. Several parties returned from the cav ern witnout gaining any trace of the boys, and the hours of Suspense seemed like, days—midnight was approaching, dnd still a largecro*Otood araund the dread etiening,and ng those present were ma, ny ladnlt . tides were furnished in a bundance, While balls, of twine were pro vided and led‘n through the windings of the cave to attrd a guide for those who entered to return. CharlMcDaniel al so took in with him, in h i"first explora tion, a paint pot. and brush, w,ith which he marked arrows on the rocks_pointing towards the mouth of the cave. These precautions enabled those who entered to easily find the way out. Shortly after eleven o'clock last night a party of five was organized for the next effort. They entered and followed up the twine, six balls of which had been used in tracing the windings of the cave. Hero they discovered the tracks of the lost boys * who had crawled through a very small crevice, Charles McDaniel here took the lead, and after crawling some distance through a rift just large enough to admit his body, he called out, when from the dark, unknown depths beyond, he heard a faint response, which he said sounded like the squeak of a mouse. He crawled on still further and called again, when a nearer and louder response greeted him ; again he crawled forward, lighting up the darkness beyond him with a bull's-eve light which he carried with him, when he heard a voice exclaim: "Oh, I see a light." Soon he caught sight of the little fel lows all huddled together in an opening between two vast rocks, one under them and one above, with barely room for them to even stand, on their hands and knees, while in width in most places it'was bare ly sufficient to admit of the passage of one at a time. As ho came near them, and the boys caught sight of.his fate, Da na McDaniel exclaimed, "0, thank God, there is my brother !" and the little fel lows she'd tears of joy at their deliverance from their long and painful confinement. They were completely exhausted, and when the welcome voice came to their ears through the awful darkness the little fo lows were looking for an open space where they could lie down altogether end take a sleep. Nine Ways to Commit Suicide. 1.-Wear narrow,dhin shoes. 2. Wear a `•snug" corset & Sit up itt hot, unventilated rooms till midnight. 4. Sleep on feathers in a final', close room. 5. Eat food rapidly and at irregular in tervals. 6. Use coffee, tea, spirits and tobacco 7. Stuff yourself with cake, confectiona ry and sweetmeats, and swallow a few pat eat medicines to get rid of them.' ' 8. Marry a fashionable woman and live beyond your income. 9. Employ a fashionable and needy doe tor to attend to you in every slight ail meut. A wit being requested j to ray a 'good hing,' laconically responded `•Oyhters.' SZOO PER. YEAR NUXBER 4,,k lit and Xamor. Since ladies have taken to using pews papers fbr, bustles, publishers complain that their fair subscribers are more in ar- A Dayton , clergyman frankly says l a. >: has little holies ofsqueezing through the golden gates. He has-solemnized 3,285 marriages. , • A lady, 'Speaking of the gathering of lawyers to dedicate a new court house, said she su 'posed they had gone "to view_ the ground where they must sliktly Le.' A young lady, on being , asked where' was her native place, replied; "I; k*ve.7 none, I am the daughter of a .Iklettio(tist, minister." "Are you the mate of the'ship?" ask4A: an emigrant of the cook, who was Tishman. "No, sir ' " was the reply, "I ant the man who cooks the Mate." • , Josh Billings gives the following advice. to young men : "Don't be discouraged ii yer mustach don't grow ; it sometimes hap pens where a mustach dus the best noth ing else does so well." "Mike, will you comein end take.,a drink? Mike looked at the lan for the._ space of half a minute, and then rolling ; his eyes upward;ver, softly said: •".I Vitt A merchant in Topeka recently _Jost: $450 in cash. As his wife and oneloa, clerks have not been seen • since, he prehensive that they were murdered 'Tor . the money. While a clergyman of the Methodist order was praying at a camp meeting in a most fervent manner for the power of the devil to be curtailed, a zealous old 'negro man loudly exclaimed :" Amen, yes; bless' God, cut the tail smack, smoove of : d A Davenport man, with three mar. riageable daughters, has posted the follow ing notice over his bell-pull : "Wood, 86. a cord ; coal; 30 cents a bushel ; gas, derii and bad. Parties staying after nine o'clock will please settle quarterly." The ladies of Belleville, 111., have can vassed their towns and alleviated all cases of suffering they could. They were oblig ed to marry off thirteen disconsolate old bachelors before their task was complet ed. An old German .while on his way from- Indianapolis to Lafayette froze his nose. While thawing the frozen out of that very necessary member he remarked : By tam I Ino undersands dis ting. I haf carry dot nose forty-seven year, and he never frized himself before. A bright little boy, hearing his father say that a, man ought to "stick to his bus Mess," emptied a bottle of mucilage in the old gentleman's office chair. .Tbnold man says he has not been stilnk since .1857, and rewarded his offsp*g by taking him on a whaling trip tb - 4,40J/ack. cellar. . • , Tom TIM TRUTH.-"I say, fellisws,'' remarked a loafer to some of his compan ions. "Let us see who can tell the big gest lie." "All right," said one. "I'm the big gees tfool in America." "Oh shaw I exelamed the first contemnt uously ; "We agreed to tell nothing .but lies, end you commenced by telling the truth." At Point-Creek, Jackson county, a tra der had bought sheep of a resident. —0 Resident had one more to sell, when, the: followiug. conversation eu.sued : Trader—"ltll give you two dollars for that sheep." Resident—' "It's worth five dollars." T.—lt ain't, worth two dollars." R.—lt's worth five dollars." T--"It flint." B. (drawing a large navy)—"What's that there sheep worth ?". • T.—" Under the circumstances, I think it's worth nigh unto six dollars." They traded forthwith. • Hoping against Hope. There are several residents of Detroit whose friends took passage on the missing City of Boston, which went down to hen ocean grave in such a mysterious.manner that her fate has never been apertained. Although so long a time has elapsed since the steamer was given up, there are those here who have the strongest faith that at least some of the passengers were cast a way on some shore or island, and will some day make their escape to tell the sad story. One of these is a woman of sixty, whose manly and promising son was one of the passengers. She has subSeribed for -a Boston paper for tio other reason than that she thinks the prt of that city will be the first to receive the news of the ship. As regular as the paper is received she,a pens it in the hope thather son's fate may be explained, and disappointment only engenders new hope. His plate is kept at the table, and to ahriost every friend who call she says. "I have not yet heard from William, but. I hope to this *ea. " The neighbors feel that the hope is the only sunlight of her life .and encourage her m it. No one but a mother could hope thus against all the rest ,of the.,, world, and none but a mother's heart can continue so.faithful through all the lung mouths since the missing steamer, sq pea oily freighted with human souls, pluinged da tmto 11.2.446011, 04i1 M. M.O Crit,llll._ to pieces on the 'reckS of some forbidd.Oti shore, 7t •