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A. liberal discount ;nude-to—yearly-Over— . • tisers. lLOClLS r —Bu4ness I,ocals Ten Cents per line fbr the first insertion, Seven Cents for subseanent insertions Vrofessionai o;ariis. 3. B. ANBERSON, M. D., PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON; WAYNESBORO', PA. - Office - at the Waynesboro' ''Corner Drug ,ore." [jnne 29—tf. SCR.= — FRANTZ Has resumed the practice of Medicine.. --OFFICE—In-the-Walker Building—n( the Bowden House. Night calls should made at his residence on Main Street, joining the Western School House. July 20-tf SNITV - I_l - 1 - ,1/1 - 17, ERYSICIAN AND SURGEON. WAYNESBORO' PA. Office at his residence, nearly opposi he-Bowden Rouse. Nov 2—tf JOHN A. la VSKONG, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HAZING been adiniteci to Practice LI ilat the several Courts in Franklin Cot ty, all - Visiness - entrusted to his ca-re-rill promptly attended to. Post (Mice addl. , I ercersburg, Pa. LEW W. Ejaßl i , ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBORO', PA, Will give prompt and close attention to business entrusted to his care. Otfico ne door to the Bowden House, in the Wall; . [july JOSEPH DOUGLAS. ATTO:a'NEY AT LAW, "WAYNIiSBOIV, PA. Practices in the several Courts of Frankl and adjacent Counties. • N. B.—Real Estate leased and sold, al Vire Insurance effected on reasonable term: December 10, 1871. Hi., STRANUER, (Foam Etas OF 3.IERCERSBURG, PA.,) OFFERS his Professional services to the citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. Dn. STaux tun has relinquished an. exten sive practice at Mercersburg, ‘‘.-^ been prominently engaged for to • U. 111,01 • years in the practice of his profession. He has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence ot George liesore, Esq., '1 is Father-in-law, where he'can be found at • I times when not professionally engaged. July 20, 1871.—tf. DR. J. M. RIPPLE. DR. A. S. nosminiazn. RIPPLE & BONERAIEE, WAYNESBORO', PA. Having associated themselves in the prac tice of Medicine and Surgery, offer their professional services to the public. Office in the room on the ...oral Ea.st Cor. of the Diamond, formerly occupied by Dr. John J. Oellig, deed. July IS, 1872-1 y A. K. BRANISIIOLTS„ RESIDENT DENTIST WAYNESBORO', PA., rtAN be found in his office at all times, Llwheie be is prepared to periimn all Dental operations in the best and most skillful-manner. We being acquainted With Dr. Branis7 holtssocially and professionally recommend him to all desiring the services of a Dentist. Drs. E. A. HERING, " J. N. LIFFEY., " A. 11. STRICKLER, " J. B. AMBERSON, " I. N SNIVELY, • " A. S. BONBRAKE, " T. D. FRENCH., Z: C. 13R_A_CK3EIM.11_1, PHOTOGRAPHER, S. E. Corner of the Diamond, YNiasnorto', PA., lIAS at all times a fine assortment of Pic _Mures Frames and Mouldings. Call and oas specimen pictures. June tf. UNIO3I DUEL z Corner et Meg rt. Quegg CHAMBERSBURG, Penn'a. TANTZ & UNGER, Proprietors The UNION has been entirely refited ancl . 4-furnished in every department, and under the supervision of the present pro prietors, no effort will be spared to deserve a liberal share of patronage: - Their tables will be spread with the best the Market affords, and their Bar will always contain the choicest Liquors. The favor of the public solicited. Extensive Stabling and attentive Hostler& Dec. 14.-1-y 313 r 101 c. fci S,ct.ll.sa. THE subscribers would inform the pub lie that they have now for sale a good article of brick and will continue to have a supply on hand during the summer sea son. B. P. & H. C. FUNK. June I3—tf NOTICE TO BUILDERS. fine lot Pine Buil(line Lumber for sale sviii be furnished in rough, or hew ed in proper sizes to suit purchasers of Bills. Apply at MolrmaEr SPRINGS. April t, 1372—tf c *eiett Votirg. COD IS LOVE. . God-is love r thel3ible says, Mercy governs all his ways ; rireat and awful tbough He be, Greater is Ms clemency; -Every page His Goodness-shows, Every line with kindness glows, Every law and promise prove— God is love, all nature cries ; Loud the echo wakes the skies, Hill and valley, rout and plain, wise the gladsome song again. God is love, the ocean roars, Sheds for man His precious blood, Hell to conquer, death to slay, All our sins to cleanse away ; Here its fullest truth we prove— Glorious knowledge—God is love. '*listtllaurous 3i ding. ANNIE LOURIE. .4 Touching Song and Melancholy Sequel. Recently, incidents in connection with Annie Ladrie have been received. Notes and Queries has the following interesting memoranda concerning the heroine of the family ballad—" Annie Lourie:" The birth of this young lady, so well known through the Scottish song is quaint ly recorded by her father, Sir Robert Lourie, of Maxwelton, in the register, in these words: "At the pleasure of Al mighty God, my daughter, Annie Lourie was born on the. 16th day December, 1683—about six o'clock in the morning., and was baptized by Mr. Geo. Hunter, of Glencaim." His own marriage is also given in the same quaint style : "At the pleasure of the Almighty, I was married to my wife, Jean Riddle, upon the 27th day of ,July, 1682, in the Trom Kirk of Edinburg,' by Mr. Annane." These statements, it is said, were found among the valuable collection of manu scripts left by the late Mr. W. H. A run and which his son, W. V, Dumfries shire, kindly allowed to be examined an made use oE They contained a vast fund of curious information 'respecting the an iquities and country families -of Dum freisshire. Many of our readers proba bly know that Annie was loved by Will iam Douglass, of Fingland, Kirkcud brightshire. Her charms are thus spoken of in his pathetic lyric : -"Her brow is like the snow-drift, Her throat is like the swan, Her features are the fairest That e'er the sun shone on, That e'er the sun shone on, And dark blue is her e'e And for bonnie Annie Lourie, I'd lay me down and dee." She, however, was, obdurate to his pas sionate appeal,prefering Alexander Fer guson of Craigdarrock, ,to whom she was eventually married. This William Doug lass was said to have been the hero of the well known song, "Willie was a wanton wag." Though he was refused by Annie he did not pine away in single blessedness, but made a runaway marriage with Miss Elizabeth Clark, of Glenboig, in Gallo way, by whom he bad four sons and two daughters. Though William Douglass did not "lay hint and die" for his "Bon nie Annie Lourie ' " a touching incident in connection with this song is said to have occured a few years since in Maryland. We cannot vouch for it truthfulness but will give it as we heard it. A small select company had assembled in a pleasant parlor, and were gaily chatting and laugh ing, when a tall young man entered, whose peculiar face and abstracted man ner instantly attracted attention. lie was very pale, with that clear, transparent and vivid complexion, which dark haired consumptives so often have. His locks trere fts !Inn— nrnfinf•lv upon his square white collar. His eyes were large and dreamy-looking, his brow" broad and high, as though deep thoughts p. e1E,041.*.T1,144.11* rested within the mind. But for certain wandering look, a casual cbserver would have pronounced him a man of uncom mon intellectual power. The words 'poor fellow,' and 'how sad he looks,' went the rounds as came forward, bowed to the company and took his seat. One or two girls laughed as they whispered "he is love cracked," but the rest treated him with respectful deference. Merry games were played in which he took no part.-- AYben_all were wearied and had seated themselves to'rest, singing was proposed. One sopg after another was sung, and fi na}y "Annie Lourie" was called for. At its mention the young man grew deathly pale, but did not speak ; he seemed to be lost in intent revery. ',The name of the lady who treated 'II I I:. s • • " :•• id , in a whisper to a new guest, "but, oh ! low I wish he would sing it; nobody else can . do it justice." "No one sings Annie Lourie compared to you, Charles," timidly said an elderly lady. "Would it be too much to ask vou_to_favor_the_company_withit ?" He did not reply—his lips slightly gui ld, then looking up as if he saw a itual presence, he began. Every sound hushed—it seemed as if his voice was voice of an angel. The tones vibra through nerve, pulse and heart and le one shiver with the pathoS of his ing. Never was heard melody in hu- Ln voice like that--so plaiuttve, so soul so tender and earnest. He set with his head thrown back, his half closed, the locks of his dark glistered against his pale temples, his hands lightly folded before him.. he sang through the following stanza, seemed to shake from head to foot with .rt-rending-emotion : "Maxwelton's banks are bonnie, Where early falls the dew, Bnd t'was there that Annie Lourie Gave me her .promise true— Gave me her promise true ; And ne'er forget will I, But for bonnie Annie Lourie I'd lay me down and dee." "Her brow is like the snow-drift, Her throat is like the swan, Her feature& are the fairest That e'er the sun shone on— That e'er the sun shown on, And dark blue in her e'e, And for bonnie Annie Lourie I'd lay me down and dee." "Like dew on the gowan lying, Is the fa' o' her fairy feet, And like winds in summer sighing Her voice is low and sweet— Her voice is low and sweet, . And she's a' the world to me, And for bonnie Annie Laurie I'd lay me down and dee." As he proceeded from line to line, and verse to verse, there was no more jesting, among the company—all was hushed as if by the silence of death. Many a lip trembled ,there were few eyes but what were wet with spontaneous tears of pity and compassion. When finishing the last verse he made a slight pause, gazed with a searching, onging expression a bout the room and gasped "And for bonnie Annie Laurie I'd lay me down and dee." Then sadly' dropped his head forward upiiu his chest. The dark locks seemed damp as they clustered around his snowy temples, while the lustrious eyes slowly closed with inexpressible and torturing anguish. • There was a long and solemn pause.— One glanced at another—all seemed we struck— till the lady who had urged him to sing laid her hand gently upon his shoulder saying: "Charles! Charles !" A hushed stillness—a thrill of horror crept through every form ; the poor tired heart had ceased to beat. Charles—loved--betrayed—was dead. A FATHER'S ADVICE TO A BRIDE.— Said a young husbaud,whose businessspec ulations were unsuccessful, "My wife's sil l:er tea set doomed me to financial ruin. It involved a hundred unexpected expen ses, which, in trying to meet, has made me the bankrupt I am." His is the ex perience of others, wbo, less wise, do not know the goblin of the house working its destruction. A sagacious father of great wealth exceedingly mortified his daughter by ordering it to be printed on her wed ding cards, "-No present except those a dapted to an income of $1,000." Said he, "You must not expect to begin life in the style I am able, by many years labor to indulge; and I know of nothing that will temnt you to try more than the welliuten- Cone . d but pernicious'gifts of rich friends." Such advice to a daughter was timely.— If other parents would follow the same plan, young men would be spared, years of incessant toil and anxiety ; they would not find themselves on the downward road, because their wives had worn all their salary, or expended it on the ap pointments of the house. The fate of the poor man who found a linch pin, and felt obliged to make a carriage to fit it; is the fate 9f the husband who finds his bride in possession of gold and silver valuables, and no large income to support the owner's gold and silver style. Fickle young men are not troubled long with heart-ache. We know of one who received his "walking papers" a few days ago and in two days afterward was dead in love with another girl. Q 2 I am a lov er rejected. Pray what shall Ido ? Shall I "shuffle this mortal," like sonic lovers true? A. Oh no ; for such actions make waste of good blood. Just keep up your courage—your chance is still good. Re muster your forces, your colors unfurl,. female al e_ t a . I and go forth to the conquest of some other •—"" z•—•t • , ri. proprietor in a half m whisper : If a girl] 6 ha t got any money, how much chewing Continual cheerfulness is a cer44 . 11 ev• gtim do you give her for nothing ?" idence of wisdom. The last surviving Revolutionary sol dier has come to the surface again, this time in Tennessee. He is 118 years of a0• - •e • R---DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS, ETQ. The Governor of Missouri has recently pardoned an inmate of the Penitentiary under circumstances which furnish a re markable and touching instance of what a , devoted, trustingi --- andenergetic, wife can, do for an unfortunate' husband. The latter used to . live in Toledo, Ohio, and the'fads of his case are vouched tor by respectable journals of that place. Some time ago he removed to•Mitsouri, with his -WiTG-Fmd-erirrly-iirtB7ol,ll-e-eventfellotrt that proved so disastrous to him. It Ap pears that he was not very prosperous, and had Occasion to sell—as nearly the last of his -possessions—a pair of, fine horses. :For these he received $5OO in clean, new national currency. The stock dealer who bought she horses afterward • isappeared. On the next day aftthe sale the vender paid out two bills of $lO each. It was - discovered - that they were counterfeit, and the utterer was promptly arrested and lodged in prison. He, of course, directly protested his innocence, and told how he got, the money, and . the remaining $450 was found on his person. The horse dealer was traced and brought , forward, when, to the horror and amaze ment of the accused man, he stoutly, de nied all knowledge of the bad bills, and swore the money he had. paid for the -horses was in bills on an Illinois bank.— No confirmative evidence of the prisoner's tale could be got, and.as much counter feit money had lately been circulated in that region, public feeling ran strongly against him. He was tried, and despite his earnest Protestationi, and his wife's determined' struggles in his behalf; he was found guilty and sentenced 'to five years' imprisonment in the Penitentiary, But the wife never for a moment be- lieved him_guilty ; and, with astonishing resolution and. pertinacity she now bent lierself to the task of proving his inno cence and affecting his release. To the latter end she first sought and obtained interviews with the Governor Of Missouri. To him she stated her case as she saw and believed it. But the Governor, although kind was firm. The prisoner was shown to be guilty. Counterfeiting was greatly on the increase. It was necessary to make . examples, and there was every just reason why her husband should be one of them. Be could hold out no hope, save in the condemned's restoration to his family af ter five years. The wife went home, con verted all she had into cash, and thence forward devoted her whole time and brain to following alp horse-dealer who had giv en her husband the spurious notes, with the hope of convicting the-really guilty person of that offense. Pursuing him like a shadow, but keeping out of his sight she soon found that when he went to a place counterfeit money was said to be in circulation soon after. This hap pened at Freeport, 111., and afterward at Fort Wayne, Ind. At the latter pjace she caused his,arrest. But nothing could be proved against him, and he was set free. She then dogged him to Canton, Ohio; to Pittsburg, Altoona, Lancaster Chambersburg, Philadelphia, Gos hen, Binghamton, Oswego, Elmira, and other towns' in New York, sometimes staying two or three months in each place. The man was, however, guarded so . and inge nious as always to . manage to cover his tracks—in fact, he never passed false "pa per" himself at ; all—and his, implacable pur,tier was tiPa Me to bring . him to ac count, At last however he fell ill in New ton, Sussex Co., N. J., and she believed and proved that her golden Opportunity was at last at hand. When the borse r dealer il), the wife of his victim was at the same hotel. She found out the physician attending him and frankly told her whole story. She descri bed how she had tracked the cause of her husband's misfortunes, and begged the doctor for the sake of right and justice to help her. The physician was' moved by her tale and agreed to do what she asked, which was to give his patient,some de pressing,but safe medicine, and adroitly to lead him to think that he was in a very critical condition. This was accordingly done, and worked to a charm. The pa tient begged at once for a clergymanovho, arriving, pointed out, the necessity of full repentance and at this juncture the wife entered the room, and implored the sup posed dying man to repair the great wrong he ha done her husband. The re sult was that the sufferer made a deposi tion betbre a Magistrate, confessing the five hundred dollars as described, and furthermore that lie wits a member of an extensive, gang of counterfeiters. his spec business being, not to - utter bad money, but to spread it among confederates in different parts of the country. also said that on the occasion of making the trade in question lie happened to have no other money, and greatly wanted th e horses. Armed with this document the now happy woman hastened back to Mis souri, laid her evidence before the Gover nor, and had the satisfaction of carrying a full pardon to her husband almost im mediately after, The two are now living joyfully together on a farm in Southern Illinois, and their case is naturally at tracting abundant comment and congrat ulation. A Woman's Devotion. Masked Robbers in, N. Jersey ! The robbery by masked men of M. Samuel Pope, a wealthy citizen of Pater son, N. J.,_whose_residence is on-the_su burbs of that city, has been briefly stated by telegraph. A.correspondent gives the following description of the affair : Mr. Pope was awakened about 11 o' clock on Monday night by somebody in the room, and almost dumbstruck by the appearance of five men standing at his bedside with drawn revolvers. Two more stood at the window, apparently on guard. They were all well dressed, and all wore black mash except one of the party, who bad a white one. Mr. Pope was informed in a ly and polite manner that no harm wou/ ensue if he but remained quiet, a warning, it is unnecessary to say, that under the circumstances he obeyed. He was then tightly bound with his hands behind his back with a piece of strong tarred rope and his feet were tied together. He was then put into a closet under , the stairs, a gainst the door of which ,Avere placed a sack of salt and a keg of nails. The rob bers in the meantime bound Mrs. Pope hand and fobt, performing the operation in a tender manner, and even with-delica cy. She was permitted to remain in bed. The thieves then fbund the key of the safe, through which a portion of the gang went, while others examined other parts_of_the_ house for valuables. They succeeded in getting some $3,000 in money, diamonds jewelry, watches and silverware, and $7,- 000 worth of railroad' bonds and other valuable documents from the safe, includ ing a number of mortgages, ete. the booty carried offwill amount to over ten thousand dollars, although the stop ping of the payment of the bonds Will re -duce-the-thieves'—reward-to—about—three- thousand dollars. During all the time of the robbery, which lasted an hour and a half, Mr. and Mrs. Pope were constantly reminded of their fate should they make any noise, although, as the house is loca ted at some distance from any other, it probably would not have made much dif ference. There were others outside on guard, so that the party in all must have numbered ten men. They wore stockings outside their boots, and all carried pistols and pieces of sperm candles fbr lights.— When ready to depart the cool robbers went up stairs and brought down Mr. Pope's little adopted daughter, quieting the child's alarm by telling her to be quiet and no harm would befall her. They then instructed the child not to untie the thongs of their parents until they had been gone sometime, and departed iu a barouche, in which they had conic, taking with them Mr. Popes guns and pistols. Who the thieves were is a mistery, as no trace of their identity has yet been dis covered. They were very polished in their address and had soft hands, unused to hard work. Even Mr. Pope gives them credit for the neat manner in which the thing was done. It is believed that the robbers are persons well acquainted with Mr. Pope and his business. The gentleman had ex pected to receive a cash payment of $36,- 000 on Monday afternoon, which • the thieves no doubt knew about and expec ted to bag. But the payment for some reason or other was not made, and the burglars did not get the . amount, fortu nately. They took the precaution to poi son Mr. Pope's watch-dog before going in the house. They made their entry through a window leading on the piazza. In a Kansas town lives a man who is somewhat noted as a money lender and a devoted church member. He came to the State with a little ready money, and taking advantage of the high rates of interest paid by land speculators in that overtraded region, he amassed quite a for tune, and became known by all as the Shylock of Not long ago be bought a, lot in the cemetery, and.was contem plating the luxury of a family tomb, and in his bargain with the stone-cutter it was agreed that a stanza was to be cut upon the monument. The monument be ing nearly completed; the stone-cutter called for his selection. Our friend hand ing him a check in full, replied : -1. am well satisfied with your work; the stone suits me exactly. I'll just trust you to select something ,appropriate. am busy just now. The stone-cutter remembering an . old grudge, and feeling the money was in his pocket, concluded to show his customer's nature up in its own mirror. A week later imagine our rich man's chagrin, when in company with friends lie had gone to see his expensive shaft of granite, to find these words: "Here lies old Thirty five Per Cent! The more he made the less he spent Friends and kindred both he shaved, And how can such a soul be saved?' TriE FIRST Tnots.t.:Nn DOLLAR,.—The first thousand dollars that a young man honestly earns, and saves over and above his expenses while earning it, will ordina rily stamp upon his mind and character two of the most important conditions of success in after life—industry and econo my. It is tar better that he should earn the first thousand dollars than that it should be given to him. If he earn it, he knows what it is worth, since it represents to him a very considerable amount of ef fort. If he saves it, while earning a lar ger sum, he acquires thereby the habit of economy. Neither of these valuable les sons is taught by a pure gift. On the. whole, it is not very serious disadvantage to a young man to begin life poor. Most persons who become rich in this country were once poor, and in their poverty they gained habits from the stern necessity of their condition which is the sequel resul ted in riches. Those who are born with ruou arr.," n“fl their early years in idleness and prodigal ity, seldom amount to much as men, in the Ft:Laical buslikess of life, I=Mi=l "Joni, have you heard of the fire that burned up the man's house and lot?" "No-Smith;wbere-wasit-?' "Here in the city," "Who.t_a_misfortune_to him I Wasit good house 2" "Yes, a nice house and lot—a goo " home for one family." ."What a pity I How did the fire take ?" "The man played with fir e, aii oughtlessLy_set it himß• '" "How silly! Did you say the hit was burned too?" `Yes, lot and all ; all gone slick and clean. "That is singular. It mu•t ha • b•en gentleman- a terribly hot fire—and then, I don't see how it could burn the lot." "No; it was not a large fire, nor a very hot fire. Indeed, it was so sinall, it at-. tracteci but little attention, and did not alarm anybody. In fact, it often Went out itself, and the man lighted it again." "Whattbr, I should like to know ?' "Oh I le didn't seem to know what harm it was doing. He liked the smell of the fire, and amused himself with the smoke." "But how could such a little fire burn up a house and lot ?' "It burned a long time—more than twenty years. Though it consumed slow ly,itwere-away-about $l5O worth a year: • "I don't quite understand you yet.— Tell me where the fire was kindled, and all about it.' . • "Well then, it IVEIF kindled in the end of a .pigctr. The cigars cost him, he him self told me, $l5O a year, and that in twenty-one years, would amount to $3,- 150, besides all the interest. Now, the money was worth at least ten per sent, and-at—that-rate-it-would-dottble-abotrt once in seven years. That would buy a fine house . or a large farm. Don't you pity the family of the foolish man who has slowly burnt up their home ?" "Weugh I guess now you mean me, for I. have smoked more than twenty years. But I didn't know it cost so much as that. And I havn't any house'of my own. Have always rented—thought I was too poor to own a houge. And all be cause I have been burning it up ! What a fool I have been !" . . "You may live twenty years ' longer and burn up another home." "I see, and will give up my cigars and quit smoking."—Anti-Tobacco-Journal. Do what you can to make sunshine in the world. Lift up the curtains. We do not mean the curtains to the room; but the curtains which darken the spirit of your brother, your friend, your neigh bor, or even of a stranger, if the curtain strings are within your convenient reach. Lift up the curtins and let tbesunshine in ! Light is better than darkness ; and how cheap it is A kind and cheering word to one who is in trouble, and is perplexed, and also most discouraged ; a .vord of heartfelt sympathy to the aicted; a loving word of counsel to the young ; a word of assurance to the doubting ; a "soft word which, though it butters no parsnips, turneth a way wrath," to the prejudiced and unrea sonably provoked; all such words as these are sunshine to those to whom they are spoken. "I have never found anything else so chap and so useful as politeness," said an old traveler to us once. He then went on to state that, early in life, finding how useful it was, frequently, to strangers, to give them some informa tion of which they were in search, and which he possessed, he had adopted the rule always to help everybody he could in such little opportunities as were constant ly offering in his travels. The result was, that, out of the merest trifles of assistance, rendered in this way, had grown some of the pleasantest and most valuable acquaintances that he had ever formed. How many great men have testified that their witole lives have ,bees. influenced by some single remark made to them in their boyhood I And who cannot recall words spoken to himself in his chilhood, to which, perhaps, the speaker attached no importance, but which sunk deep and immovable into his memory, and which have never lost their power over him ? • Make sunlight! The world, at Lest, is dark all through. Do what you can to make it more cheerful and happier. A GORGEOUS WINDFALL—A DISH WASHER BECOMES A MILLIONAIRE.—A few days ago and there was a dish-washer named George 'Woodruff, employed at the California restaurant, on Montgom ery street—a dirty, greasy, grimy cuss, with scarcely a cent in his pocket or hope in the world, to-day he is a millionaire— a six millionaire, in fact. One day while reading a morning 'paper, his attention was attracted to an advertisement headed `Personal," stating that one of his name would find it. to his advantage to address a terrain party in New York. The name was familiar to him, and he concluded to answer the advertisement. He did so giving his address, and in due time received a letter staling that his uncle had died in New York, leaving property to the a mount of $6,000,000, which the deceased had willed to him. He was astounded an could hardly believe that the news was true, until it was confirmed. Upon its confirmation he cast of his greasy clothes and forsaking the sacred precincts of the kitchen he donned a new raiment and departed for his estate in New York, a richer if note better man. There is a new dish-washer at the California now, . ~,,..,..........,.:.-. I: - .4 , 1.1.1-:,_, - .1.i.;:. .1, .1.1;.:: and Ziari6:::.,ZU ' .7... L.,,, , ,,,,.. 1 , ,....,...14 it .P. iii. - ar57 ...-. .V. " Y . n-. ia uncle to die arid give him a lift. He hear me, kin you?" Hear you ? I ki:i hear reads the "personals" with avidity every you a mile." I`Thank.God for ''at--re.en [ morniniii.-:--Sgm, Framing Chronicle. , bollowin' to. be beard., ,T,ttoeft r"... A Bad Fire, Sunshine. 82,00 PEE TEAR t att d In 13 r. iTare_women se they have train's and switches, • . - Every manmay be - said. forein a tag place when he enters a; bar-room. Why is a piece of railroad iron like ark Indian path through a forest? Because it is a T-rail, /As the cold ' t approaches the old maids and wid, becoming more spruce, frisky and t . than ever. They are putting iu fbr e "tidal wave." • • The meanest man yet discovered lives in Louisville. He borrows half gallon of ice water every day and promises to return it nest winter. . There is a town out West caller' Ran dom. A resident of the place; being asked where he lived, said he lived at Random. He was taken up as a vagrant. . • lAn artesian well in Lincoln, Neh, is so magnetic that it will draw a tia,, cup_ towards it. That's nethinUthough, for a small black bottle will often.draw whole crowd towards it. An old sailor recently refused to ship on a Lake Erie schooner because he had seen a rat scrim ashore from it. Curious ly enough the vessel was thundered•: tho neat night, with all on board. "No man in London ever thinks of black': ing his own boots," said &haughty Briton once to the late Ir. Lincoln, whom ho found polishing his calfskin; gaiters.— _llthose-boots_does:ne_blitek_?" quietly re sponded'Unele Abe. An old lawyer says that the three most troublesome clients he ever had were a young woman who wanted to be ma'r ried, a married woinair who wanted to be unmarried, and anfiold maid who MLA know what she wanted. ' George IV. Maley, a famous Methodist preacher, once, in addressing himself .es pecially to the colored people of his con gregation, cried out : "You, my dear, black brethren, God bless your black, greasy hides, when you get to Heaven.you. will be japanned all over with glory. An old bachelor, who bad become mel ancholy and poetical, wrote someversea for the village paper in which he express ed the hope that the time would come when he should "Rest, calmly in a shroud, With a weeping willow by his side ;" but, to his inexpressible horror, it came out in print "When I.shall rest calmly in a shawl; With a whopping widow by my side;' A. beggar asked for a piece of bread and butter at a house, the other day, and on a couple of slices being brought out to him, he immediately refused it. "What's the matter ?" asked the donor. "Isn't this bread good ?" "Yes the bread's good enough," said the. beggar. "Well, isn't the butter good too ?" "Yes, I've no fault to find with, Elie but- ter." "Well, then, what is the matter ?" "I don't like the way it's spread on," growled the fastidious mendicant. A-Practical Joke. Some years ago there lived in one of our large cities an eccentric character known as Uncle Zeke, who never lost the chance of perpetrating a practical joke. Any place or occasion suited him, providing lie could make his point. One fine Sunday he repaired to fashionable church, so after the services had com menced, and as there was net a seat va cant, he took a prominent position in the centre aisle, where he stood holt upright with his high stove pike hat clasped tight on his head. Of course he attracted much attention, and very soon the sexton, a man for whom Uncle Zeke had an .espe cial dislike, crept up to him and whisper ed that he must take off hat. "Thai's agin my principles,' said Un cle Zeke. "I can't help that," said the sexton ipa 7 patiently, 'you must take it oil. "But I won't," reined Uncle Ze "Then I shall take it•off for yott," said the sexton, who' was becoming .very ner vous on account of the attention this whispered colloquy had occassioncd. "All right," said Uncle &he ; `y_ou kin take it, ofl: Thataiu't agin my priu ciples.." • The sexton thereupon took hold of the rim of Uncle Zehe's Ind and dextcrotOy lifted it off his head. But what waa tho respectable sexton's horror when alniut two quarts of hickory nuts rolled lint ',t his hat and went clattering and banging over the church floor. And that was Uncle Zeke's juke on the sexton. If there rd any place in the world whore" a person's character can get handled, it is at a sewing circle. Just the squar.-raot of the power yielded by these societies has never been figuring it do..vit is Milwau-• kee, and have concluded that a well or-• ganized" and healthy sewing circle ran, blast a person's reputation iu just seven minutes. • "Potatoes!" cried a darkey peddler in• Richmond. "Hush dat racket—you di... tract de whole neighborhood,' came fr.rti