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J. B. AMBERSON, M. D., PLITSICLIN AND SURGEON, WAYNESBORO', PA. o.lfice at the Waynesboro' "Corner Drug ore." - [jam 29—tf. TAR_ R N 2.1 , lies resumed the practice of Medicine. ' OFFICE—In the Walker Building—near -the Bowden House. sight calls should be made at his residence on Main Street, ad joining the Western .School louse. July 20-tf PRYSICIAN ,AND SURGEON. WAYNESBORO' PA. Office at his residence, nearly opposite he Bowden House. Noy —tf. Jf OLIN A. MYKSONG, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AVING been athnited to Practice Law 3 several-Courts in Franklin Coun ty, all business,tintrin,ted to his care will be I )romptly-attendpl-t-o----Poet=ollice - i4tiress - ! Mercersburg, Pa.' ATTORNEY AT -LAW, NES BO PA, Will give prompt and close attention to all business entrusted to his care. 01lice neia .door to the Bowden House, in the Walker Building. [jul~• jOS - 20P1-I ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBORO', I'A. Practices in the several Cburts of Franklin and adjacent Counties. N. B.—heal Estate leased, and sold, and Fire Insurfuice effected unreasonable terms. December 10, 1871. Ei,, tk.., tikSITRAGEUER,) (FORMERLY OF MERCERSBERG, PA.,) AIFFEIZS his Professional services to the 'ftfleitizens of Wayne,boro' and vicinity. Du. STuiciciam has relinquished all exteu sive'practice at Mercersbur , !, 'tas been promineutly engaged . fort. CA • / 'years in the practice of his profession. Ile has opened an 01lice in Waynesboro', at the residence of George Ilesore, Esq., 't Fs Father-in-law, where he can be found at times when not professionally engaged. July 20, 1871.—tf. DR. J. M. RIPPLE. DR. S. ISONEBRAKE RIPPLE & BONERAEE, WAYNESBORO', PA. Having associated themselves in the prac liee of Medicine and Surfery, oiler their professional services to the public. Otßee in the room on the _.orth East Con of the Diamond, formerly occupied by Dr. John J. Oellig, deic July 18, 1872-1 y A. K. BR ANISHOLTS, PLESIDENT DEIITIST r' •-• • ' , A4x 4 :.7 INK z WAYNESBO Ro', PA., (lAN he found in his orrice at all times, where he is prepared to perform all ]rental operations in the best and most 111111 manner. We being acquainted with Dr. Braids b oh 'ocialty and Professionally recommend Jiim to all desiring the services of a Dentist. • E. A. HERING, " J. M. RIPPLE " A. H. STRICKI.ER, • " J. B. AM BEI:SON, " I.N SNIV ELY, " A. S. BONBRAKE, " T. D. FRENCH,. DE3I2,,A_CKI3I.I_,I_I, PHOTOGRAPHER, S. E. Corner of the Diamond, WAYN . ESBOIZO% PA., .11_1A .S at all times a tine assortment of Pie- IL tures Frames and Mouldings. Gall and :as specimen pictures. June tf. lafitril 11DTEL Garner of IFZain of: Queen e5"4,5,,, CHAMBERSBURG, Penn'a. LA_NTZ & UNGER, Proprietors The - UNION has been entirely refited and re-furnished in every department, and under the supervision of the present pro prietors, no effort will be spared to deserve a liberal share of patronage: Their tables will be spread with the best the Market affords, and their Ear will always contain the ehoierst Liquors. The favor of the public solicited. Extensive Stabling and attentive Host'yrs. Dee. 14-1-y ft:3a: THE subscribers would inform the pub lic that they have now for sale a good article of brick and. will exmtinnexto have a supply on hand during the summer Sul- 13. F. Sr. 11. C. FUNK June 13—tf ,100TICE TO BUILDERS. A fine lot Pine Building Lumber for sale ..Mand will be furnished in rough, or hew ed in proper sizes to suit purelmsers of Bills. Apply at Mo.NrErmY April 4, 1572--tf VottrA. SWEETHEART, GOOD-BYE, Sweetheart, good-by! Our varied day Is closing into twilight gray, And up from bare, bleak wastes of sea The storm wind rises mournfully ; A mystic prescience, strange and (hear, Doth haunt the shuddering twilight air, It fills the earth, it chills'the sky— Sweetheart, good-by ! Sweetheart, good-by ! Our joys are passed, And night with silence comes at last; All things must end, yea, eVen Nor.know we, if .reborn above, The heart .blooms of our earthly prime Shall flower beyond these bounds of tieie, "Ah,, death alone is sure !" we cry— _ .Sweetheart, good-by! Sweetheart, good-by! Through mist Pass t.:e pale phantoms of our years, Once bright with spring, or subtly strong, When summer's noon thrilled h-ith song, Now wan, wildeyed, forlornly bowed. Each rayless as an - autt cloud _. an auttnnn e out. Fading on dull September's sky— Sweetheart, good-by ! Sweetheart, good-by! The vapors rolled , Athwart yon distant, darkening world, Are tv vs of what our world cloth know Of tenderest-luves-of-long-trg-o-; And thus when all is done and said Our life lived out, our passion dead, What can their wavering record-be . But tinted mists of memory? Oh ! clasp and kiss me ere we die— Sweetheart, good-by ! _ i~i~~~l u~ottti irulin . JUSTIN'S WIFE. BY LO TIE BROWN The room was exceeding bright and comfortable, with the morning sun creep ing through the rich curtains and beam ing mildly on the breakfast table, with its burden of white china, silver, hot muffins, fragrant coffie and delicately broiled birds, but the pair who sat over the little feast looked anything but bright and comfbr table. There w•as an open letter beside the plate of the lady, and glancing over her shoulder you might have read the follow- DEAR FATHER AND MOTHER :-I hard. Iv know how to get around my subject, so I'll come directl , to it. lam married. I love Lucille very dearly, and she was too poor to gain your admiration, so I married her without asking, leave. As my wife, I know you will receive her. At all events I am going to bring her straight to you, and I will trust to your natural goodness of heart. Your dutiful son. "Your dutiful son !" said Mrs. Yorke, holding a bit of chicken on the end of her silver fork, and eyeing it as though it was the son in question. " cannot see where he finds the shadow of an excuse for dar ing to style himself thus—Justin is not a dutiful son Mr. Yorke." "You are correct, Elizabeth ; he is a most undutiful son, to thus repay the years of care we have bestowed upon him," said Mr. Yorke. "What shall we do ? Lucille, indeed ! It has the sound of an actress, or some out of the way sort of person. Probably she is some frivolous, ignorant creature, with a pretty face and an empty head, who will s irely bring disgrace upon us and ruin him. Oh, James, I reasoned against allowing him to remain in the store after we came to the country. 'What can. we do?„ "Lock pp the house at mice, this very day, and go to Newport. Then if he brings his wife, he can take her back the way they came. KU teach him a lesson that he will not soon lioget." So, in their wrath, the old couple pack ed their trunki, ioeked the summer cot tage, and, with their two servants, depar ted for Newport. Justin was the last of a large family of boys and girls. One by one they had pass ed away, until only the one handsome boy was left. As a sequence he was idolized, and grew up an odd mixture of good na ture and waywardness. The Yorices were highly respectable, and glorified in the fitct. There was not a member of the tinnily far or near, that had a disgrace attached, and each mem ber was extremely seasative upon this particular point. To be justly considered respectable was the ambition of the race, Now, what had this wretched represen tative done? Married a pauper without the customary IVedding festival, and the talk, the envy, the bustle, the carriages, the church, the crowd, the cake, the cards, the lace, the satin,and the fol-de-rol which had attended the marriage of every Yorke from the beginning ! Mrs. James Yorke shivered at the thought, as they rode on towards New port, even though the thermometer was up among the nineties, and the dust al most thick enough to be cut with a knife. As good luck would have it they ob tained rooms without inconvenience, and in two hours after their arrival, Mr: Yorke was arrayed in a suit of snowy linen, and A FAMILY NEWSPAPER-DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS. ETC. • WAYNESBORO', FR.finalN COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBERIO, 1872. airing himself at one of the chamber win- dows, in a state of quietude quite pleasant to contemplate after his recent trouble. "Hadn't we better walk down to the beach, Elizabeth? There is a fine breeze blowing." "Isn't the sun a little too hot," sugges ted the lady. "Not at all. I will take an umbrella along." So Mrs Yorke donned her bonnet and a lace shawl, and the portly pair slowly transportA themselves down to the beach. It was quite too early for the fashiona ble crowd to collect, and there were only here and there a gentleman, a nurse with children, or some invalid, who preferred this hour to that used by flirters and bath ers ; so the old couple had the broad sand beach pretty much to themselves, and they sauntered away, enjoying the cool breeze and the musical murmur of. the sea as much as people so filleted are expected to. As they passed along, Mr. Yorke said, nodding his head in,a certain direction to where a lady sat in a cool dress, of pale blue muslin : "There's a pretty creature !" "So she is—and an extremely lady-like person. Quite odd to see a young lady out at this hour. Probably, the most of them are yet asleep, and. trying to wear away the effects of last night's dissipation. She is very fresh and sensible Icokincr "Yes—very. It's a great pity that Jus tin—" oy 2 s-nant "You are right. We will dismiss him from our thoughts for the presont. It looks comfortable up there among the rocks.— Supposing we should go up ?" "I dare-say-we-would—find-a-good seat," said Mrs. Yorke. cc o r t linglyLth , ' a • • • . • as age and a superfluity of flesh would al low, and were on the point of seating them selves, when Mrs. Yorke, unhappily, step ped on a loose stone, and fell heavily a• mong the jagged rocks, and laid there, very still and white, with the blood trickl ing down from a cut on her forehead. For a moment reason. forsook her com panion, and then, with a Ivild shout, he called for help. It came almost instant ly, in the person of the beautiful girl he had observed a few seconds before, who running up, leaned over the lady and lif ted her head, and sought to staunch the blood. "It is only a, little cut, sir, and the :lady is stunned," said she binding her hand kerchief around the wound. "Please take her in your arms for a moment and I will bring some water." The water, which the fair stran g e r brought in her hat, had the desired effect; and after a little, Mrs. Yorke opened her eves and sat up. "You are feeling much better, my dear?" "Very much. Ah ! I think I have you to thank for it," said Mrs. Yorke, looking up at the sweet fitce above her. "By no means. It was a trifling ser vice, I assure you. I am only too happy. Let me remove the handkerchief, and bring some water." .111 rs. Yorke's daughters, had died be fore they had reached even the dignity of young , girlhood ; but, as the soft fingers toudliOrlightly her aching head, sh e thought attention might have been her own, had God spared her dear children. "Your mother is blessed, my dear," said she, looking at the perfect face, "in having such a daughter as yourself:" "My mother is dead, madain." Mrs. Yorke's chubby fingers sought the slender ones of the young lady, and closed over them in a warm, sympathetic clasp. "My daughters are dead, and my heart and home are quite desolate !" said the good woman, with a dash of tears. "Halloa !" tTLSTIN YORKE. The word came iu a, cheery cry across the sands, and looking up, the trio espied a tall, handsome felloF trotting towoard them, with a face as bright as a half dozen summer days. - At once. Mrs. Yorke greW very nervous and distressed ; Mr. Yorke grew very red in the face, and thumped his cane ener geticully on a rock ; and the pretty young lady's eyes glowed, and a smile played a bout her dimpled mouth. "Why, father and mother !" cried the aforesaid young than. "How came you here ? I tun overjoyed to see you." "I shall not return the compliment," gruffly replied Mr. Yorke. "Why not?" "Because, sir, you are a base ingrate ! How dare you marry . Nrithout my leave?" "But, fhther, I loved her, and knew that you would when you came to know her " "I shall never know her. You shall never bring her into our flunily. If you have disgraced our honorable name you may suffer the disgrace alone." The young man dug up the sand with his cane for a moment, and the young la dy twirled her parasol: Then he looked "Well, Lucille, we had better come a way," he said, and the young lady step ped over to him, and put her hand upon his arm. "What ! Who is this ?" cried Mr. Yorke. "My wife, hailer." "Well, why didn't you say so before ?" blustered the irate old fellow. "Elizebeth, I'm afraid we have sold ourselves very cheap." "Are you really Justin's wife?" said Mrs. Yorke, smiling in spite of herself at the fair girl. "Yes, madam." "Here, Justin ! Why arc you standing there ? Don't you see that your mother has met with an accident ? Give her your arm, and take her up to the hotel. Lucille, my daughter, take mine," Justin would have laughed, but under the circumstances, he thought better of it, and the quartette walk - eq. up to the hotel. "Pray don't mention that unfortunate The Newport visiecaine to an abrupt termination, for the Yorke party left in the first train on the following day ; and when they reached home, Mr. Yorke said: "If we hadn't been a pair of old fools, we would have stayed at home, and saved our money, time and exertions. We migth have known that our son would not err in selecting a wife.". Mrs. Yorke passed her hand lightly over her wounded tbfehead, aid concluded, as I did long ago, that love and marriage are matters beyond the control of humanity. A Faithful Shepherd Boy. Gerhart was a German shepherd boy, and a noble fellow he was, although he was very poor. One day . while watching his flock, which was feeding in a valley on the bor ders of a, forest, a hunter came out of the woods and implied ; `flow far is it to the nearest village.' • 'Six miles replied the -boy, 'but the road is only a, sheep track and very easy missed' The hunter looked at the crooked track, and said: `Ay, lad I am hungry, tired and thirsty. I have lost my companions, and missed thy way. Leave your sheep and show me the way. I will pay you • • .' 'I cannot leave my sheep, sir,' replied Gerhart. 'The would stra into the for- est, and be eaten up by the wolves, or be stolen by robbers.' `Well, what of that ? queried the hun ter. `They are not your sheep. The loss of one or more would not be much to your master, and I'll give you more than you have earned in a whole year.' go,_sir,'rejoined Gerhart, very firmlf: My master pays me for my time and he trusts me with his shee •. If I were to sell my time which does not belong to me, and the sheep should cret lost, it would be the same as if I stole them. 'Well,' said the hunter, 'will you trust your sheep here, while you go to the vil lage and get some food and drink, and a guide? I will take care of them for you.' The boy shook his head. 'The sheep don't know your voice, and'—Gerhart stopped speaking. *And what? Can't you trust me? Do I look like a dishonest man ? asked the hunter, angrily. 'Sir,' said the boy, you tried to make me false to my trust, and wanted me to break my word to my master. How do I know that you would keep your word with me.' ' The hunter laughed, and he felt the boy had fairly cornered hire. He said : see, my lad, that you are a good, faithful boy. I will not forget you. Show me the road, and I will try and make it out myself.' Gerhart now offered the contents of his script to the hungry man, who, coarse, as it was ate it gladly. ' Presently his at tendants came up, and then Gerhart, to his surprise, found' hat the hunter was the Grand Duke, who owned all the coun try around. The Duke was so pleased with the boy's honesty that he sent for him shortly attar, and had him educated. Honesty, truth, and fidelity, are pre cious jewels in tne character of a child.— When they spring from piety they are diamonds, and make the possessor very beautiful, very happy, very, honorable, and very useful. May you, my readers wear them as Gerhart did. Then a great er than a king will adopt you as his chil dren, and you will become princes and princesses royal in the kingdom of God. Trapping An Audience. Some years ago an eccentric genius, the Rev. Thomas P. Hunt, used to give temperance lectures. One night be an nounced that he would lecture in Easton. Now Temperance was not in favor among the male portion of that burg. The wo men, however, were all in fbr the pledge, and consequently, on Hunt's first night, not a man showed himself in the hall.— The benches went% pretty well filled with women, though, and Hunt; commenced ; but instead of temperance, he put them through on the vanities of dress, etc. They —the sleeves—caught it ; then their tight lacing, and so on through the whole cata louge of female follies; roof a word about temperance. And the ladies went home hopping mad, told their husbands about it, and voted old Hunt down to the low est notch. He had announced that he would lec ture at the same place' the next night. Long before the time appointed they commenced to come, and, when Hunt hobbled down the aisle the building was comfortably well filled with men. The old fellow looked about, chuckled, and then muttered : Hogs, I've got you now !' The audience stared. 'Aha, hogs, I've got you now. . After the crowd had got quiet a little, the lecturer proceeded by saying: `Friends, you wanted to know what I meant by saying `llims, I've got you now.' and I'll tell you. Out t ' west, the hogs run wild ; 'and when folks get out •of meat, they catch a young pig, put a strap un der his body, and hitch him up to a young sapling that will just swing him from the ground nicely. Of course he Squeals and raises a rumpus, when all the old hogs gather around to see what's the matter, and then they shoot them at their leisure. Last night I hung a pig; up ; I hurt it a little and it squealed. The' old hogs have turned out to-night to see the fun and I'll roast you ; and he did, pitching into their favorite vice with a relish and a gusto. Every 'human creature is sensible to some infirmities of temper, which it should be his care to correct and subdue, partic ularly in the early period of life. The happy medium—A gentleman be tweea two ladiez, HOW LONG. If on my . grave the summer grass were growing, Or heedless winter winds across it blowing, Through joyous June, or desolate Decem . ber, How long, sweetheart, how long would you remember HoW long, dear love, how long? For brightest eyes would.open to the sum- And sweetest smiles would greet the sweet newcomer, And on young lips grow kisses for the tak- mg. When all the summer buds to. bloom were lireaking— How long, dear love, how long ? To, the dim land where sad-eyed ghosts walk only, Where lips are cold, and waiting hearts are lonely, I would not call you from your youth's watm blisses, Fill up your glass and crown it with new kisses— 'nor long, dear love, how long? _ _ June, you might be to regret me, nd_lisping hp But ah, sweetheart, I think you would re- member When wind were weary in your life's De- cember— So long, dear love, so long Riches and Happiness. Riches alone will make no one happy. n_the first place,_thei r is n o_such_thing_ as complete, unalloyed bliss, in this state of existence, and even the nearest approach to it is not attained without something be sides wealth. Of course the posession Of property to a reasonable extent contri butes most essentially to one's enjoyment. A house for shelter, lire for warmth, feo.l and clothing—surely it can not reasona bly be contended that a person without all, or any of these, is in a condition favora ble to happiness. Diogenes, with noth ing but a, tub, would make a sorry show these days, however he may figure as a character in classics. He would be taken for the hen pecked husband of some wash er woman who had no more manly oc• cupation than to carry about her wash ing utensils. and, probably fun would be poked at him for not having a clothes wringer along with his tub. But those who rely solely on wealth for happiness will be disappointed grieviously. Hap piness depends. mainly upon the cultiva tion of the mind and heart ; on the faith ful performance of duty, in secret as well as openly, and amid reproach and oblo quy, as well as when cheered by words of encouragement or applause. It depends on courage to sustain us in the trials of this life, and the hope which extends to another. It depends upon the love and confidence of kindred, and acquaintances. What wealth and property can do to ward promoting happiness' at the same time is not inconsiderable. It supplies us with the means of intellectual culture, as well as of physical comfort. It has been well remarked that money is a hard master, but a good servant. As a mas ter it cramps both body arn: soul, making, its victim a detestible miser. As a ser vant it is many handed, and in ordinary affhirs and extraordinary emergencies may to a great extent, be safely relied on. The Mountain Meadow Massacre. Philip K. Smith, who was a bishop in the Morman Church, has lately made a terrible charge against the head of that fraternity. About fifteen years ago a ve ry wealthy train of emigrants left Arkan sas for California, to seek new homes, and perished on the Mountain Meadows, two hundred and fifty miles south of Salt Lake City. One hundred and twenty men, women and cbildred were massa cred. This fearful crime has often been charged upon the Mormons, but as often boldly denied. Now Smith makes oath before the clerk of the Circuit Con rt of the seventh judicial district of the State of Nevada that the massacre was perpe 7 trated by the Mormon militia, and by or der of the Mormon authorities. He states that he was a member `of the force sent forth for that purpose, and that after the emigrants had, fought successfully four days they were treacherously entrapped by a flag of trace, and induced to lay down their arms under a promise of se curity, and then mercilessly butchered, none but the small children being spar ed. One of the motives of the butchery is supposed to Le revenge for the injuries sustained by the Mormons in Missouri and Illinois° ; another that it was to re venge the killing of a Mormon some time previously in Arkansas by the husband of a woman whom the Mormons had carried oft: It may have also been the desire of the Mormon leaders to trike such a terror into emigrants as to put an end to all traveling across the Territory and all settlements within it. It is molt important to the interests of justice and humanity, and to the charac ter of this country as a civilized power, that charges like these, sworn to by an eye-witness and a participator in the transaction, should be thoroughly inves tigated. Wisdom and truth, the offspring of the sky, are immortal ; but cunning and de; ception, the meteors of the earth, after glittering for a moment must pass away. Memory is a patient camel, bearing huge burdens over life's sandy desert.— Intuition is a bird of paradise, drinking in the aroma of celestial flowers. The End of Surrimer. The harvest fields•are ready for the hus'- bandmen. The fruits of the season are ripe and mellow. The leaves are already beginning to fade and -wither, and are only waiting for the first frost to give them their autumn tints of gold and crim son. The air is clear, cool and invigor ating. It is the last of summer. It brings to us many thoughts that are both sad and pleasant ones. It recalls many memories, that are both sorrowful and joyous, of summers that have gone ; roses that have budded, bloomed and faded ; of hopes deferred ; of fancies that were too bright for human realization; offriendships we have known, and of lov ed ones that have passed away. We have watched with feelings of pleasure the leaves and delicate blossoms' of the trees as they appeared in the spring time, fresh and beautiful, and we have felt emotions almost of regret and pain, "when the flying of the ruined woodlands drove th — ei — n throughtheair." Life has its seasons. They are as dis tinct and different from each other as the seasons of the year, though the boundary line that lies between them is impercepti ble; for we glide gradually from one in to the other, like the gradations of color and shade that express the distance in a beautiful painting. ik — e — the summeiefthe year , the sum mer of our lives is that time , when their is the most labor to be done. Every thing is earnest and real, and at its close man is ready to reap the reward of his labors, as the fanner gathers the harvest into his granary. And the recompense conforms perfectly to his respective in dustry, perseverance and good actions, bringing their corresponding pleasures and blessings, as surely as misdeeds, er -rors and wasted opportunities produce ultimately sorrows and distress. Trouble. Trouble is more frequently made than sent. If every person would take the world as it is, its joys and sorrows, and yield at once, an humble reconciliation to what is unavoidable, there would be far-more hap piness, and infinitely less misery than there is. Six thousand years experience ought to convince mankind that there are clouds here as well as sunshine, and the man who starts life with the expectation that every thing before him,will be smooth and uninterrupted is, simply a dreamer who knows nothing of the world's reali ties: 'Wealth cannot shield us from dis appointment and affliction, and poverty are not as heavy,on the heart, as the cares brought on by the possession of uncoun ted riches. We cannot keep death away from our door,Eno matter how faithful we may guard its portals, nor can we so con trol the minds and dispositions of others that the most tender ties and associations are not at times, snapped assunder. Let us take matters as they come and try to be content. If we are prosperous,we should rejoice and give God the praise. I f we fail in our enterprizes and fi n d our plans of business dwarfed and thwar ted, let us submit cooly to the visitation, and try again, with renewed hope and ef fOrt. There is no use lamenting when la mentations,will do no good, or shedding tears when they only tend to heighten our sorrows. The grave will soon cover our troubles, and there is a happy life beyond, which we can make our own, no matter how the world treats us. PHYSICAL BENEFIT OF THE SAnnAnf. —The Sabbath is God's special present to the working man, and one of its chief objects is to prolong his life, and preserve efficient hiv workinging tone. In the vital system it acts like a compensation pond; it replenishes the spirits, the elasticity, and vigor, which the last six days have drained away, and supplies the force which is to fill the six days sufteeding : and in the economy of existence it an swers the same purpose as in the econo my of income, is answered by a, savings bank. The frugal man who puts aside a pound to-day, and another pound next month, and who, in a quiet way, is al way putting by his stated pound from time to time, when he grows old and frail, gets not only the same pound back again but a good many pounds beside. And the conscientious man, who husbands one day of existence every week, who instead of al lowing the Sabbath to be trampled and torn in the hurry, and scramble of life, treasures it devoutly up, the Lord of the Sabbath keeps it for him, and in length of days a hale old age gives it back with usury. The savings bank of human ex istence is the weekly Sabbath. THE GnEAT MysTEßx.—The body is to die. No one who passes the charmed boundary comes back to tell. The im agination visits the land of shadows— sent out from sothe window of the soul o ver life's restless waters—but wings its way wearily back without a leaf in its beak as a token of merging life beyond the closely bending:llonm= The great sun comes and goes in the heavens, yet breathes no secret of the etherial The cresent moon cleaves her night ly passage across the upper deep, but tos ses over hoard no signals. The sentinel stars challenge each other as they walk their nightly rounds, but we catch no syl able of their countersign which gives pas sage to the heavenly camp. Between this and the other life their is a great gulf fixed, across which neither feet nor eye can travel. The geatle friend whose eyes were closed in their last long sleep long years ato, died with -rapture in her won der-stricken eyes, a smile of ineffable joy, on her lips, and hands folded over a tri umphant heart ; but her lips were past speech ; and intimating nothing of the vission. that enthralled her. • Arms Imvc tltey, ye,t lciil not—Chairs. $2,04 PER YEAR: MCI Mit and (Ilamor. The Dutchman's Strike. A German man, called Jacob, who had lately arrived in this country, got a situa tion in a plaining mill, at a salary of $lO per week. Returning home one evening,, with oue of the young bands of the mill (whom he called John,) he told him that he got $l5 per week. "Vot?" cried Jake ; "you vas gotten fif deen toolars a week ? Tunder and plitzen! I vos so olt . like you a couple of dimes, ua I got me $lO. How dot vos ?" "Well," replied John, "if you don't get enough, you strike the boss for more." "Vot you say ? Strike the boss for more? You dink I vos got more hire vages of I vos strike ter - bess ain'd i l ?" "Yes," replied_Joliu.; could." "All reid," said Jacob. So on Monday Jacob went to work as usual ; but, instead of entering the shop he took up his station by the door, and as the proprietor came down the street, Jacob stepped out in front of him, and struck bins with all his force, felling him. to the ground, saying, at the same time : "Dare ! I vos strike you for more high er cages, don't id ?" The proprietor bawled "Police II! with all — his—might,—which had the effect of bringing an officer on the ground, and Jacob was arraigned for assault and bat tery. When the mayor asked him what he had to say, he replied : "Veil, ton't vos could find me out vod der matter yos id. Igo me' home mit a, man-vot work by me to got some more vages higher I vos petter go strike ter posy; so yen ter puss he vos come dish morning, I striken him for dot vages high er, and now I vos got here for salt and battery ; I ton't quite understan me dot." During the laugh whitch followed, the German was informed by the mayor that when he wanted to strike again, not to make such a striking demand, and his employer w•ithrawing the charge, he was discharged. A man in Massachusetts had an un reasonable grudge against his minister that lasted twenty-five years. But at last the hand of death knocked at the door of the parishner and he sent for the pastor. The good man hastily obeyed the sum mons with a solemn delight, as his being thus called showed a • mellowing of the heart of the dying man which promised reconciliation both with Heaven and him self. You sent for me," said he as ho ap proached the bedside. "Yes," answered the dying man, whose breath was now short and difficult. "I have but a few—a few hours to live and I sent—sent for you to say that—that this is your last —last chance to apologise!" A housekeeper has been imagined "who was not so discourteous as to spoil the din ner of a half dozen sensible persons for the sake of one or two lbols who thought it fine to be late." She was right—no courtesy should be shown to those "fash ionable" folks who come late, in order to create a sensation. A quiet man rang a door bell in Bea con Street. New York, one night. "Is the gentleman in ?" lie asked of a servant. "I don't know. Did you wish to see him particularly ?" "Oh, no ; I merely wanted to tell him that his house is on fire." A Connecticut lad chalked a Romau candle perfectly white, and stuck it in his mother's candlestick. Although some what astonished, the old lady retained enough presence of mind to fan the young gentleman with a shingle. • The pews of a Methodist Church on the boundary line between Pennsylvania and Ohio stand in former State and the pulpit in the latter. Pennsylvania cou ples, in consequence, have to be married in the vestibule. A Detroit .gentleman, oue hundred and five years old, has lately been troubled with a failing in his eyesight, and his doctor thinks it is the result of smoking to excess for the last ninety years or so. There is one happy man in Indiana.— His wile has talked herself into a tongue paralysis, and cau only give him "fits" with her eyes. , Josh Billings, in his directions "How to pick out a good hoss,"says, Good boss es are sknrsc, and good men that deal in envy kind of bosses, are skurser. • To THE POI ' N'T.-".1 never go to chnrelt," said one ; I spend Sunday settling ac counts.' !Inc day of judgment will be spent in the same way," was the reply. People - who are always wishing for some= thing new, should try urn ralg,itt once. . r f Hands have they, yet steal not—Clocks. ?kr:suer or PLEAsunk.—We smile at the savage who cuts down a t4Te in order to reach its fruits; but the iiacr:..l.4*Ftt blunder of this description is tiutey : cry person who is over eager andNiTipa tient in the pursuit of pleasure. To such the present moment is everything, the fu ture nothing; he borrows thcrelore, from the future, at a most usurous and ruin ous interest ; and the consequence is, that he finds the tone of his feelings impair,:d his self-respect dimished, his health of mind and body destroyed, and life r,!due cd to its very dregs at a time when, het-. manly speaking, the greati..st portion cit its comforts slymhl lie still before ‘_`.." think yott