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Build slow and sure—'tis for life young man, A life that outlives the breath, For who shall gain say the holy word? "Their works do follow them," saith the Lord Therein there is no death. Build deep and high, and broad, young man, As the needful case demands; -Let-your-title deeds be clear and bright, Till you enter your c atm - to the Lord of light For the House not made with hands. - atligrellaueatts gradin. THE LAST TIME A TEMPERANCE STORY. "Come in John, and let us have some thing warming. There's nothing like it. after a hard day's work, to cheer a man up "Thank you, Joe not to-night." "Have you signed the pledge—gone o ver to the enemy ?" "No—not that, but, the truth is, Joe, I promised that little woman of mine to be home early to-night, and—and" "Tut, man, you're not going to allow yourself to be tied by a woman's apron string in that style, are you? That will be a good joke to tell the boys. Come in and take a glass, of blow." John Burns' weakest point of character was a uread of ridicule. This his com panion well knew, and had chosen his wea pons accordingly ; and now he stood hold ing the door half open, allowing the light and warmth, and boon companions ro aid him in his purpose, forming, as they did, a striking contrast to the wet, muddy street. John Burns hesitated one moment be fore he entered, while there arose before his mind's eye a pale pleading little face that had been lifted to his that morning, and a sweet voice had pleaded : "Come home early to-night, dear; I shall have such a nice supper, and please don't let it, spoil." She had spoken playfully,.without any allusion to his besetting sin ; yet he well understood the wistful pleading of the blue eyes, the-deep undercurrent of feel ing that caused the tremor in the musical voice. Knowing this, he had promised, sealing the promise with a kiss, holy in its tenderness. She was waiting for him nuw, he knew; peering out into the storm to see if he was coming. The knowledge made him stung Love had nearly zain ed the victory ; but the tempter was at hand and the influences of the place were around him. He yielded, and when once in he was in no haste to leave, for thought the weight of a broken promise was uon him, and the thought of the cheerful home and the patient wife that waiteo his com ing, caused his conscience to upbraid him, he found it hard to tear himself away from the gay company and the light and warmth of the place to go out into the drizzly rain and cold, damp streets, for though the month. was June, the day would have been more in place in Novem ber—one of those cold, disagreeable days that our northern climate sometimes thrusts in among the June roses. John Burns and Joe Ilerney were me chanics, working for the same employer and receiving the same amount of wages; but their circumstances in life were very different. John Burns was• one of those people of whom we frequently hear it said : "He is his own worst enemy." He was kind and generous to a fault, but he lacked firm ness of character. With Herney everything seemed to prosper, for though drinking a glass occasionally, he never drank to ex cem. By nature he was grasping and pen urious. 'Upon the evening in question, as soon as the two men had received and drank the liquor they had called for, Joe Her ney paid for his glass and passed out, but the temptation of the place was upon Burns, and the shades of twilight had deepened into night ere he turned his unsteady steps homeward. A walk of half an hour tho' the wet and gloom brought him to a small cottage in the suburbs of the city. A pret ty place, when seen in the sunshine, with its clinging vines and sheltering trees ;but looking gloomy enough in the darkness and storm, with the wind wailing through the trees and strewing the path with the petals of John Burns choicest rose. He paused under the vine-sheltered door way to gain courage to enter. How should he meet those earnest blue eyes that had never given him an unkind look, even when heavy with the weight of unshed tears ?. He knew she was waiting for him,. for out through the half-open shutter came a tide of bright light, and he could catch a glimse of the cosy home scene. While he stood thus, the sound of approaching. footsteps and the utterance of his own name arrested his attention. "Oh, it is sure - to be sold John Burns will never pay off the mortgage." "He may get an extension of time, or borrow the money." "No. , Harcliff is not the man to wait for his money. And who would lend mon ey to a man like Burns? He spends too much time and money at the drinking sa loons for his credit to be good. You should have seen him to-night at Williams' spend ing his money as though there was no end I to it." "I am sorry, for John is agOod=hear— ed fellow." • "Yes, I pity him; but it. can't be help ed, And when the place is sold„ as it is sure to he, I have a few hundreds laid by to invest in it. It will be sold cheap,and I shall make a good thing of it." • The speaker had paused before the gate while speaking, and John, without being -seen,-had-heard-all,-and-recognized-in-the would-be purchaser his fellbw workman, Joe Henley. It is not the power of pen of mine to des cribe the storm of emotions that shook his frame as he heard tase'comments upon his worldly affairs. , "Great Heaven! liave I, indeed sunk so low? I have been blind—blind ! I thank you, Joe Herney, for opening my eyes.— I think I understand your game now.— Buy it, will you ? We'll see. John Burns is not quite the poor sot you take him to be." He shook his clenched fist after the re treating figures and took -a step toward the gate as though he would follow them. But a detaining hand was laid upon his shoulder and a woman's voice spoke his name. y, o n, what is the matter ? °me in out of the storm," And she dre , c him, with gentle force, into the cosy apartment. " Oh, the scoundrel ! and I thought him my friend. "It is his fault that lam as I am to-night. I should have kept my promise but for him." "But for who, my dear ?" • "Joe Herney. He enticed me into Wil liams' to-night, or I should have come home sober. But it is the last time—the last time I I will never touch another drop of strong drink while I live." "Oh, if I might believe it." "You may, Jane; you may. I have broken my promise, I know, but this I will keep with Heaven's help." "Oa thank Heaven for these blessed words." • "I know, Jane, that you are surprised at this sudden resolve ; but sit down here in your old place on my knee and I will tell you, and when you have heard the history of this evening you will better un derstand me." "First have off your wet coat and mud dy boots and eat your supper will you not?' "Thank you for the dry coat and slip pers, but supper can wait. I want to tell you now." Then folloped an account of incidents of thseevening, already known to the rea der, from the time he paused before the door of the saloon to the conversation over head at the cottage gate. "And Jane," he continued, "when I heard those words I saw my true position, as I never saw it before: You had often reasoned with me, prayed for me, but I never before realized my danger. While Joe was speaking there came with the quickness of lightning and with all its viv idness, the vision of ruin to myself and family, and I made a resolve that moment, with Heaven's help, to reform: Is it not strange that the word enemy of an should have more influence than the prayers of a faithful loving wife 2" "It was the Lord's c loser' way of an swering my prayers, John. His ways are past finding out." June roses had twice bloomed and fa ded since the opening of our story,and now the rose bushes are bereft of their leaves, and the vine over the door wears the rus set hue of autumn, the little path is strewn with the fallen leaves as we again enter the humble dwelling. It is•evening, the family are gathered around the table to partake of the evening meal. John Bbrns, with bowed head, asks the blessings of the Almighty to rest upon the food ere they partake of the bountiful supply of good things. The neat and cosy appearance of every thing within and without the `dwelling tell at a glance John Burns has kept his re solve. The victory had not been an easy one. Sometimes it seemed that he war red with the powers and principalities of darkness, but early in the struggle he had learned to look to the right source for help. In the end he had triumphed, and we find him prosperous and happy. The debt that at one time threatened to de prive him of his little home, by industry and strict economy,had been paid, and by unswerving uprightness he had re-estab lished his good name. How was it with Joe Herney ? Things had not seemed to prosper with him of late.. He had become a freq•ient visitor of the dramshops, his property had fallen to rack, his credit was impaired, and his family ill cared for. It seemed as though the curse invoked upon the man who put teth the bottle to his neighbor's lips had fallen upon him. The spirit of truth dwelleth in meek ness. With the humble there is . ferpetua peace. The timid man is alarmed before the danger, the coword during °it, and the brave man . after it. A FAMILY . NEWSPAPER-.-DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS, ETC. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, MARCH. 21,1872. THADDEOUS STEVENS. Visit to his late residence in Lancaster, Pa. •"B.urleigh," the well-known corres pondent of the Boston Journal, writes : Spending a little ' time in Lancaster, I sought out and visited the homestead where Mr. Stevens passed the greater part of his life. It is of humble preten sions, brick, two stories and attic, and might serve for any well-to-do mechanic. Attached to the dwelling is a plain brick building, two stories high, which was pe culiarly Mr. Stevens' home. The two lower rooms were his law offices. They remain as he left them. The rooms are otvictetroy 10m,... 5 ... ___ both-rooms-are-lined-with-oak-beok-sheiv es, and are crowded. The carpet, frayed and soiled, shows the wear of years. A wooden Boston rocking-chair was his fa vorite seat. The lounge, covered with green leather, wooden armed chairs and huge table have been in use over a quar ter of a century: The hall-way . of the dwelling is large and ornamented with an arch. The-dinning-room, in-the-rear of the hall, has not been refurnished for a quarter of a century. ' The broad stair wayki3e leads t Mr. Stevens' private apart ments, whit were over the law office.— A parlor an d-room comprise the suit. They are just as he left them to make his last visit to Washington. The dust of years covers everything, and has never been disturbed. A few portraits hang a round the room. His favorite books line the walls, and an air of comfort and home liness pervades the place. Mr. Stevent was one of the earliest Ab olitionists, and was consistent through all his life. He was an avowed friend of the colored race everywhere. They fled to him for counsel, and help, and never fled in vain. Unmarried, his housekeeper was a colored woman of the most intelli gent class, and he endured calumny on her account to the last hours of his life.— His servants were colored, and he was at tended by the same race in his last sick ness. He earned his position as leader of the opponents of the Democracy by his industry, talent, integrity, and tact. He was always true. He divided with Buch annan, who lived in the same town, the leading of the bar of his county. Both were unmarried, both headed their politi cal parties, and were generally pitted a gainst each other in all great cases. But in most things they were unlike. Buch annan was aristocratic, selfish and miser ly. Stevens was plainly Republican, homely in his style of life, open-handed, and gave away all he earned to every bo dy that wanted—churches, theaters, friends and foes. Buchannan was exacting in his fees, very saving, and died worth 6:300,- 000, the larger portion of which was in cash securities. Stevens was always em barrassed, laid up nothing, and what his estate will bring is yet unknown. His house had been sold, and his books and furniture will soon be put under the ham mer. Mr. Stevens was rarely excelled in re partee. He was always ready, and .his satire was sharper than bayonets. The people of Lancaster sever tire of repeat ino•6 his sayings. He tried a case before a Judge not celebrated for his great wis dom. The Judge gave a ruling that dis gusted Mr. Stephens, as his face clearly in dicated. "Does the Court understand the counsel to express contempt for its ruling ?" said the Judge. "No, may it please your Honor, I was trying to sup press contempt." Whom the rebels burnt his iron foundry and property near Get tysburg—which they did with a relish— Mr. Stvens remarked : "Had Lee burnt my liabilities at the same time, I, would have been much obliged to him:" When Keitt, of South Carolina, attacked Mr. Stevens and told him about a pious dea con he had, on his plantation, Mr. Stevens asked what the price of deacons were in his district, and how much more a negro would bring for a deacon. A Lutheran minister of Lancaster left the pulpit and became a Democratic politician. He met Mr. Stevens soon after, and inquire about his health, received an answer : "I am very well ; I take care of my system, and above all things keep my concieLce pure. I suppose you have heard that I have a bandoned politics and am studying for the ministry." In his last sickness the doctor said to him one day : "Mr. Ste vens, I think your appearance is better to. day." "It is not my appearance that troubles me," he said, "but my die-appear ance." . THE WHEATEN LoAr.—Good wheat bread and butter is the staff of civilized life. Take away wheat, bread and butter frum our families for a few generations, and who is prepared to say that civiliza tion would not glide easily to a state -of barbarism? There is sound philosophy in this suggestion ; because there is no other kind of human food that is so admirably adapted to the development of the human frame, including a noble brain, as good wheat bread. Civilization has seemed to keep pace with the production of wheat, and refined society the world over has seemed to exist coeval with the wheaten loaf. We find the lowest order of intelli gence standing on a potato. Only one step above this class, another order is found on a hoe-cake. Ono degree above this we meet with the class that has risen in the scale of being as high as it Is possible for ,mortals to rise on a pan cake. Head and shoulders above all these classes we find the highest order of intelligences, with large and well developed brains and noble characters,standing seen rely on their whea ten loaf, because it furnishes more and better material for the human brain than any other food. Good motto- -"pay as you go." MS POLITICAL START REPiRTEE. A Romance in Real Life. The Milwaukee Wisconsin tells the fol lowing romantic story of marriage at first sight between a wealthy gentleman and a hotel waitress. The Newhall house was the scene yesterday of a matrimonial occurrence which for neatness and dispatch in exe cution challenges comparison. On the noon train yesterday there came to this city two gentleman from Kenosha, the Right Rev. Father Doherty and a young ma bearing the aristocratic name of Desmond. They immediately betook themselves to the Newhall House, and as soon as they had registered their names the I , f (eve end gwitieiuun tisk d to See Miss Fanny Car - y, one of the waitresses of the hotel. Although she was at the time en gaged it waiting on the table, his busi ness appeared io be so urgent that she was summoned from thedining-room and met Rev. Doherty in the hall. After ex changing the usual compliments and ben edictions of the season, the clergyman, who, it seems, had long been acquainted -with-Miss-Cary, told her, without further explanations, that . a young gentleman friend of his, who accompanied him, was about to settle down Tor life, and made his fortune, and having determined to take a partner for better or for worse, had consulted him as to an eligible person. That he had immediately suggested that Fanny Cary was - just the person for the place, and that Desmond, on the strength of his recommendation, had decided to offer himself to her and bring about, if possible,an immediate consummation of the matter. After stating these facts, the Reverend Father made a formal proposal to the young girl in behalf of Desmond.— The proposal was accepted, Desmond summoned, the couple, who had never seen each other before, introduced, and it _was_clecided_that_as_soo_n_as possible they should be made "two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one." Accordingly, by 4 o'clock, the cer emonies were performed by Mr. Doherty, and - without waiting for congradulations the newly married couple set out for fox Lake, the residcoce of Desmond. Des mond is said to be a man of considerable 'means, owning property about Fox Lake to the amount of 810,000, A Fashionable Prayer. • The following is from the quaint pen of Josh Billings: Strengthen my husband, and may his faith and his money hold out to the very last. Draw the Lamb's wool of unsuspicious twilight over his eyes, that my flirtations may look to him like victories, and that my bliss may strengthen his pride in me. Bless,o Fortune, my crimps, and frizzls, and let thy glory shine on my paint and powder. When I walk out before the gaze of vulgar men, regulate my wiggle, and add new grace to my gaiters. When I bow myself in worship, grant that I do it with ravishing elegance, and preserve to the last the lilly white of my flesh, and the taper of my fingers. Destroy mine enemies with the gaut of jealousy, and eat thou up with the teeth of envy all of those who gaze at my style. Save me from wrinkles and foster my plumpness. Fill both eyes, 0 Fortune, with .the plaintive poison of infatuation, that I may lay out my victims, the men, as dumb as images graved. Let the lilly and the rose strive together in my cheek, and may my neck swim like a goose on the bosom of crystal water. Enable me, 0 Fortune, to ware shoes still a little smaller, and save me from all corns and bunions. Bless Fanny, my lap dog, and rain bosoms of destruction upon all who would hurt Hector, my kitten. Smile, 0 Fortune, upon Dick, My. ca nary, 'and watch ever, with the fondness of a mother,, my two lilly white mice with red eyes. _ ' Enable the poor to shirk for themselves and save me from all Missionary beggars. Shed the light of thy countenance on my camel's hair shawl, my lavender silk, my point lace and my neck lace of dia monds, and keep the moths out of my sa ble, I beseech thee, 0 Fortune. THE VALUE OF A NEWSPAPER.—The following is the experience of a mechanic concerning the benefits of a newspaper : Ten years ago I lived in a town in In diana. On returning home one night, for I am a carpenter by trade, I saw a little girl leave my door, and I asked my wife who she was. She said Mrs. Harris had sent her after their newspaper, which my wife had borrowed. As we sat down to tea my wife said to me,by my given name: "I wish you would subscribe for the newspaper, it is so much comfort to me when you are away from home." "I would like to do sorsaid I, "but you know I owe a payment on the house and lot. It will be all I can do to meet it." She replied : "If you will take Ibis paper, I will sew for the tailor to pay for it." I subscribed for the paper ; it came in due time to the shop. While resting one noon, and looking in it, I saw an adver tisement of the county commissioners to let a bridge that was to be built. • I then put in a bid for the bridge, and the job was awarded to me, on which I cleared three hundred dollars, which en abled me to pay for - my house and lot ea sily, and for the newspaper. If I had not subscribed for the newspaper, I would not have known anything about the contract, and could not have met my payment on the house and lot. A mechanic never los es anything by taking a newspaper. DIVINE COEPANIONSIIIP. BY RDIT. EDWIN E. KEVIN, D. D Is He among the stars, my God, my King ? From him do all their light and glory spring? Does he uphold and poise their weight And bid theth march in such majestic state? Is He among the clouds and winds and storm Directing, shaping all their wondrous forms? He command their movements as they fly, Like frenzied demons, thro' darkened sky ? Is He among the angels pure and bright, Who live above all clouds, storm and night, Does He inspire their souls to love and song, And clothe in beauty all thecountless throng? Is He among the waves that dash and roar, And wildly toss from distant shore to shore, Beholding all the . confliets of the deep, Till He shall bid the angry tempest sleep. Trust then, my soul ! give the winds thy fear, Hope thou in Him, for He is ever near; He that binds worlds and atoms in whole, Will surely guard the priceless,deathless soul Hope• Thera is not a word in the English lan guage that has a more pleasant associa tion connected with it than hope. Whenever the sound of this good old Anglo Saxon word is heard it makes us rejoice. • It begins with the earliest dawn of rea son and ends with life itself. Whenever we look on mankind we see the powerful effects of hupe. Before the eyes of the youth hope pre nuts a promising future. It promises him future happiness, hon or and fame. It tells him that his most ardent expec l_tations_shall_be_more_thau_realized Does he earnestly desire to ascend the Bill of science and stand first among its votaries? Hope silently whispers in his ear that that desire can be easily accomplished. Does he long for wealth and honor? Hope says they shall be his. Does he wish to be a distinguished pa triot and have his name written upon the silver pages of history? ' Hope tells him that this and more t/ an this shall be attained. It is hope that gives to the youth much of his happiness. Take hope away and man's happiness is left as barren as a desert. Every person has some favorite object in view, after which he is constantly striv ing, and it is hope that stimulates him to grasp the desired object for which he is thus striving. Every one should be engaged in some favcrable calling in which he can hope to accomplish some good. _ Look at the man of business and see him hurrying to and fro to embrace every opportunity to increase his wealth. Watch how many changes there are in his countenance and you will see that hope of gain is the principal incentive that prompts him to increased action. The student whose whole mind is en gaged in his studies will consume the mid night oil in search of knowledge. It is hope that enables him to store his mind with the choicest gems that science can offer. . Again look at the man whose god is ambition. See what a wonderful effort he makes to reach the acme of his ambitinn. He may be a warrior or a statesman it matters not see with what perseverance he surmounts every obstacle that lies in his way. . He surveys with watchful eye the emi nence to which he expects to rise. In our adversities and troubles when all whom we esteemed as friends have for saken us, hope comforts us and gives us promises of better days. The sentenced criminal that is confined in his narrow cell cherishes a strong hope within his own breast that his life may still be spared. Hope is then the connecting link be tween the present and the future. It is hope then that gives men courage to accompilsh great undertakings. I ask then, what is it that can cheer the desponding mind and calm the agitated breast? I . answer it is hope that can dispel the' glbomy thoughts and brighten up the path way of life. Hope will be an anchor to the soul when the solemn hour of death shall come and the lamp of life shall burn but feebly, hope will then bid man look to a brigh ter and better world than this. J. ALFRED MIDDOUR Quincy School, March 7, 1872. CIIAPPED HANDS.—The easiest and simpliest remedy is found in every store. Take common starch and grind it with a knife until it is reduced to smooth powder. Take a tin box and fill it with starch thus prepared, so as to have it continually at hand for use. Then every time the hands are taken from she suds, or dish water, wipe them; and while they are still damp, rub a pinch of the starch thoroughly over them, covering the whole surface. The effects is magical. The rough, smarting skin is cooled, soothed and heale* bring ing and insuring the• greatest degree of comfort and freedom from this, by no means insignificent trial. We know many persons formerly afilicted with hands that would chap until the blood oosed from many minute crevices, completely freed from the trouble by the use of this simple remedy. • Kindness is the music of good will to men; and on the harp the smalltst fingers may play heaven's sweetest tunes on the earth. [COMMUNICATED. Quincy School. The last day of the school session in Quincy was a very pleasant and interest ing one to many of the patrons of the school who came to see their sons and daughters participating in the various ex ercises of the day. The exercises were somewhat exhilarating and amusino% Ma ny smiling countenances were made to re joice after many hours of hard study pre paratory for the occasion. "Variety is said to be the spice of life" and therefore the students sought to.make the entertain ment of the day as amusing as possible to the welcome visitors. because they felt sanguine that they could make the entertainment a perfect success. The class exercises were more or less mis cellaneous and varied. Soine time was devoted by the school in analyzing sen tences in Grammar to illustrate how this useful branch of education ought to be taught in our Common Schools. The advanced class exhibited consider able ability in synthetical parsing and an alyzing sentences. By request of some of the visitors the pupils in Mental Arithme tic wrote out the analysis of some age and time problems in an analytical manner. A short time was also spent in Select Reading by the students. This exercise was very enlivening and proved to be a great source of pleasure to all present.— Mr. Wm. Duey read "Goldsmiths Bur lesque on the Village Schoolmaster." Mr. Jacob Fahrney, read two pieces entitled "Rum's-Maniac" and the "Old Bachelor's -Sale!' -The comical-and-novel-style-of reading.was highly appreciated by every one. When Mr. F. said "Ho forty old bachelors sold here to-day ?" How much for a bachelor 2" "Who wants-to- buy 2"- The readiness with which every lady re sponded "I, I," one would have thought - thatthe-ladies-hadedetermined-not-to -live any longer in "single blessedness." Select Orations were delivered by_ some of the brighter students that desired to make a display of their oratory and distinguish themselves as the young orators of the day. Essays were read by the two Miss Hemmingers. Subjects were "Words" and "What du ties children owe to their Parents." The fine literary style of these essays in re gard to the choice of words and logical arrangements of sentences shows conclu sively that much time and labor must have been given to their production. The recital of many choice Dialogues .by the scholars deserves much . praise for the graceful and scholarlylike manner in which they were rehearsed especially the one known "Pedants Seeking Patronage." The performers were Mr. Alfred Mid dour, Mr. Jacob Fahrney, Mr. Joseph Hemminger and Mr. James Raby. Each one of these young men performed his part in a creditable and commendable manner thus showing that each one is hard to surpass in the performance of a Dialogue. Mr. Aaron Deardorf and Mr. Alfred Duey rehearsed a Dialogue entitled the Miller of Mansfield. The different parts were exceedingly well performed. The little boys and girls in reciting made a very favorable impression on the visitors. It was quite surprising to see such little tyros do so remarkable well. On invitation Mr. Wm. Hayman, Sec of the Board of Directors addressed the school on the great importance of educa tion. My fellow teaeher Mr. J. E. Kep ner made an appropriate and' impressive address to the scholars urging upon them the great importance of improving their school days well. On motion of E. B. Winger, Esq. the visitors voted thanks to the teacher for the successful manner in which he conducted the school. [COMMUNICATED. One thing at a Time. • A great many things may be well done provided that' only one thing at a time is attempted. Many active and energetic people suffer their lives to waste, simply because they are without method of any kind. True, they are busy, and fussy, and fidgety, and full to the bursting with all manner of plans and projects; .but while agonizing with the pains of partu rition, they seldom bring any matters of importance to birth. They should recol lect that good deeds are not produced in litters, but'are laid down on a solid basis, after the order of steps ascending toward the summit of a pyramid. • As a rule, the first thing to be done is that immediate, present duty. It should be done to-day, and not postponed until to-morrow. It should be done now, and not when one feels more like trying it.— The body is lazy. The mina is often sluggish ; but to will is to do. The will has imperial force in men of will, who firmly resolve to rule themselves, and so far as they can, all the circumstances a round them. Few things worthy of being done can be accomplished without hard work.— Shiftless people are cowardly. They shrink from contests with difficulty or hardship. They run for refuge to the quicksands of idle hope. Full of wishes they imagine that, some how, luck will fill their hands with bene fits. And so they dream and wonder how others get along, and why they do not.— Life oozes out nothing but stagnation and decay for all such cowardly spirits that dare not compete fur the prizes of diligent industry. Hard work grows easy and becomes a pleasure to all who have felt the stimulus of its medical charms. One task well done makes the next lighter. The an cient Syracusan, who began by carrying the calf, found himself able to carry the grown up bullock with ease. "One thing at a time, and courage." These make life pleasant and fruitful. . A thorough preparation for the echo- Quincy," March 8, 1872 it and ,Ntutor. March came in like a lion—it will go out like a "sheep." When does a son not take after his fa ther? When his father leaves him noth ing to take. -Why is the early grass like a penknife? Ans—Because the spring brings out the A genius'for figures computes that the weight of the• salt in the oceans of the world is just about 47,000,000,000,000,- 000 tons. That salt savors of naulht. "Wife," said a man, looking for his boot-jack, "I have places where I keep my things, and you ought to know it."— "Yes," said she, "I ought to know where, you keep your late hours—but I don't. Susan B. Anthoney says she wouldn't marry the best man in the country. There is no doubt that the best man in the coun try endorses the decison of the century plant. Say JameS? What's the matter with your eye ? "Oh, nothing, only my wife said this morning you'd better get up and light the fire, I told her to make it herself that s all." Why is it easier to be a clergyman than a physician ?—Because it is easier to preach than to practice. sair is so red that he has to wear ,flynets over his ears to keep the candle moths from flying in. e difference between a cook and her loveris, the one cooks the meat and the other meets the cook. Art possesses a language which speaks to all eyes, and is understood by all na tions. Deacon Overreach was so mean that he always carried a hen in his gig box• when he traveled, to pick upon the oats his horse wasted in the manger, and lay an egg for his breakfast in thelmorning. Judge Jeffries pointing with his cane at a prisoner before him, observed, "There is a great rogue at the end of this stick." The man replier', "At which end my Lord ?" Mr speckles says the best vegetable pill yet invented is an apple dumpling; for destroying any gnawing in the stomach, it is a pill which may always be relied on. A gentleman of something over forty years ago, by the name of Page, found' a young lady's glove and banded is to her saying : "If from the glove you, take the letter G, The glove is love, and, that I give to thee." Her answer was : "If from the Page yon take the letter P, Then Page is age, and that won't do for me." "I give and bequeath to Marv, my wife, the sum of one hundred pounds a year," said an old farmer. "Is that written down, master ?" "Yes," replied the lawyer ; "but she is not so old ; she may marry again—Won't you make any change in that case? Most people do." "Ah do they ?" said the farmer. "Well; write again, I give and bequeath to her the sum of two hundred pounds a year." That'll do, won't it, master? "Why, it is just doable the sum she would receive if she remained unmarried" said the lawyer ; "it is generally the other way —the legacy is lessened if the widow mar ries again." "Ah ?" said the farmer ; "but him as gets her'll deserve it." J. W. B. A deceitful man is more'hurtfu _ open war. A fox should not b on a ry at a goose's trial. A goo word for a bad one is worth much and costs little.— An old dog cannot alter his way of bark ing. A penny-worth of mirth is worth a pound of sorrow. A small leak will sink a great ship. Expect nothing from him who promises a great deal. Draw not thy bow before thy arrowlm fixed. Griev ing for nlisfortune is adding gall to worm wood. Give neither counsel nor salt till you are asked for it. Have not the coat to make when it begins to rain. A QUEER ILLINOIS BABY.-Out in Ill inois there is a child, now three Months old, weighing but two pounds. Its length is only seven inches, and its face about the size of a watch crystal. Its tiny arras are so slender that a small finger rign can be slipped on either of them to the shoul der. This little creature is already mak ing quite a noise in its pert of the world, and hundreds have called to see it. The parents are of standard *e. Great powers and natural gifts do not bring privileges to their posso:mora so much as they bring duties. - He will find himself in a great naistako that either seeks for a friend in a palaco, or tries him at a feast. As daylight can be seen throut-h very small holes, so little things will illustrate a person's character. The poorest education that teaches self.controll is better than the best that Neglects it. If a maolwishes to know the strength, of evil, let him try to abandon it. He that would have a wife without a fault must remain a bachelor. God givt "birds. their 1 . 004-, but they; muft, fly for it. $2,00 PER YEAR O. UV I:3 01 P-1 out west tv_bolio