BY W. BLAIR. VOLUME 24. *tied 4oetra. PASSING AWAY. BY DR, E. A. CURRIE S OF VA, They are passing away with the fleeting - - hours; They are passing - away - with - the - fading flowers : They are passing away on the sighing breeze; - They are passing away like the falling leaves; In life and in death, by night and by ay, All things of this world are passing away. The dreams—of our youth_have long pass ed away ; The hopes of our noontide hatie gone to decay-- - Our evening dreamings are still coming on, But as soon as they come they pass and are gone: In life and in death, by night and by day One by one they are passing away. The seasons Are-hurrying each other a long, They flit and are gone like the mists of _theinorn The Summer was here with the wi . s Now by Ant= winds its bright robe is shorn ; Soon winter will eome with its stern de- cay— And the bright things of nature will all pass away. :Qur friends.and our lovers are passing a way, sa.ndour Fade— Stern time in his flying will brook no de lay, _And nothing escapes his remorseless blade— " Time and death in this world bear soda And beneath their tread all things pass .away. • 'Yet 'beyond the valley and shadow of Time, 'There are glorious things that can nev.er decty, They call to our spirits in accents sub lime: "O come, for with as is no passing away, 'We dwell forever in•cloudless day, Our joys may be thine, never passing' a way." • Then mount our spirits and thitherward fly; Remember this world is all passing away, Let faith bear ye upward,beyond the blue sky, To dwell in the bright land of shadowless day. By his aid who death broken the bonds of the tomb, Ye may rise on the wings of his mercy and love, Where the garden of God in parennial .bloom, Surroundeth the glorious mansions a bove— Be patient and faithful, and never delay, To accomplish your work before passing away. ' Pistellanrous TESTIMONY IN TIME. The case pending before our court in teresting the people deeply. A few months previously Jacob Ames had died, leaving prx perty to the amount of fifty or sixty thousand dollar's, all of which was readily available. At first it was supposed that the old man—he was eighty-seven—had died without having made a will, as he had often been heard to remark that mak ing a will seemed like a preparation for death, and as there could be no question about the inheritance of his property, he did not choose to make any such, to him, ghostly testament. His direct and only legitimate heirs were two orphans, both girls, children of his only daughter. One of them was a cripple, requiring almost the undivided care and attention of the other, and both were beloved by all who knew them. While people were feeling glad that the orphan sisters were to be thus grandly provided for, a man named James Arnold presented a will for pro bate, said to be the List Will and Testa ment of Jacob Ames, made several years before. This Arnold was a nephew-in-law of old Jacob,the child of a wife's sister,and had for several years been employed as business agent and general accountant of the deceased ; and when he caused; the will to be presented, he produced a num ber of witnesses who declared that they had often heard old Ames say that he had made the only will he should make, and that James Arnold was his heir; and, what seemed to make the matter sure, two witnesses to the will, former servants or employees of the testator, swore point blank to having seen Ames place his sig nature to the document after which they signed their own names. Honest people shdok their heads at this, for these two witnesses—a man and his wife—were• not above suspicion. In fact, it was general ly believed that a small sum of ready money would buy them, body and soul. I entered the court-room late in the af ternoon of the third day, just as the last witness was about to leave the witness boa; and this witness was Thomas Cloud man, the servant just alluded to. He had been questioned by a juryman, and had made a plain statement. Everything MIS against the poor deserving orphans, and all in favor of the despised nephew. In fact, no honest man, under the evidence, could have brought in a verdict against Arnold's claim. The juryman who had questioned this witness sat at the end of the box ; and close to him, among the spectators, stood old Harvy Goodrich,who was at that time e - ngajed-in-the i papermill of:Day & Lyon, at Portland. I. had known him years be fore, when he worked for Rice, of New port. The juror held the will in his hand, open, and - Goodrich castliiA eye upon it. I saw the paper-maker start and tremble. - "Let-me look at that !" I heard him whisper, for I stood close by. The juror, without considering, handed him the document ; and before - the -coun sel cotild - interpose and regain it, Good rich had seen all he desired and his first movement, after relinquishing the will, - wo - to - h - asten - to - th - e - sideof - the - orphan's attorney, and whisper, hurriedly and ex citedly, in his ear. I saw the attorney, whose name was Shipman, bend, his head attentively, and then start to his feet.— What was it ? In those few brief moments the whole audience had caught the fever -of-cxeitem: r— _ t.t ;••••!et that something of importance was on the tapir. "May it please your honor," said Ship manorery quietly_o_calmlyand so qtAete ly that we feared it could be nothing. of importance, after-all—" I-must ask the in dulgence of the court , : I wish to present new and important testimony." There, was a slight war of words be tween the opposing counsel, after which, by permission of the court, the old pa per-maker took the witness-box. He gave his name, residence, occupation, 'etc, and then Mr. bilipman • placed — the will in his hands. "Mr. Gikidrich, will Sou please _exam & • I " 8 only blossom to "What is the written date of that will?" "September fifth, eighteen hundred and forty-one," answered the witness, reading from the instrument. "Now,M•thxvdricli, will—you--please inform the jury, and the court, if you ob serve any thing else, in or upon that pa per which hold in your hand, that would positively affect the reliability of that written date. Make your own statement in your own way, only make it concise and clear." "Your honor, and gentlemen, of the ju ry," commenced, the witness, "this piece of paper which I now hold in my hand was manufactured by myself and was cal enderea upon a machine of my own in vention. The water lines, in the place of the , or dinary blue rulling, was included in my improvement. You will also observe, up on close inspection—though the ink up on the-surface has somewhat obscured it —.my own stamp in water-markS. Your honor can examine it for yourself." The Judge took the document, and held it up against the strong light ; and involuntary he read aloud, so as to be heard by all in the room—for every breath was hushed—"H. Goodrich's Pat ent. Eighteen hundred forty-three !" "Yes, your Honor," broke in Good rich, whose professional integrtry was now in the . balanca, "I can solemnly swear that sheet of paper was not made until at least two years after the date of the instrument which has been written upon its face." The paper was given to the jury, who were all upon there feet. Arnold's coun sel demanded to see it. Mr. Cloudman and his wife got up, and tried to leave the room, but were prevented. Judge and bar were in a state of ferment , while the dense audience swayed to and fro in eager, painful suspense. Would this old man's testimony have its legitimate weight? Ah ? how could it be otherwise ? There was a witness more potent to an intelli gent court and jury than speech of ton gue. The contested will bore in its inner most 'heart—in its "heart of hearts"—the emphatic evidence of the base lie upon its written face. Other witnesses were call ed—one paper maker and two paper deal ers—but the thing was settled. The wa ter-lined date of the paper was evidence enough. A little while the Judge gave his charge--about as brief a charge as I ever heard. A little longer, and we knew, that the orphan's were the true and legally established heirs to Jacob Ames's fortune. I will not attempt to 'describe the scence that followed. Suffice it for me to say, that the perjured parties were se verely punished, while the sun of joy and gladness cast its gracious beams upon the beloved and deserving sisters. Without friends what is man ? A so literary oak upon a sterile rock, symme trical indeed in its form, beautifully and exquisitely finished, outrivaling the laud ed perfection of art in gracefullness and granduer, but over which decay has sha ken her black wing, and left its leaves blighted, its roots rottennss, and its bloom death—a scathed, lifeless monument of. its pristine beauty. When the rebuffs of adversity are rushing out eastward, when the clouds are dark above, and the mut tering thunder growls along the sky, when our frame, palsied by the skeleton hand of disease, or senses whirled in the mael strom chaos of insanity, when our hearts are torn by the separation of some belov ed object, while our tears are yet flour ishing upon the fresh turf of departed in nocence—in that time it is the office of friendship to shield us from portentous storms, to quicken the fainting pulses of our sickly frame. to bring back the wan dering star of mind, within the attraction of sympathetic kindness, pour the "oil and balm" of peace into the yet festering wound, and deliver the aching heart from the object of its bleeding affection. • . - A FAMILY NE'W'SPAPER---DEVOTED TO LITERATURE,-.T.OOAL AND GENERAL NEWS. ETC. have-clone s Social Intercourse. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1872. THE DIFFERENCE. When I'Ttasloung I lived on a farm with my parents, and a very good farm it was too; containing over one hundred acres of rich,mellow land of -which we yearly raised • e crops of hay and grain. Living at our - right was a man by the name of Richardson, who was about fifty years of age, bearing the name of an ex-. cellent farmer, which name he richly de served, as a person might see on passing his premises, for his buildings possessed that snug, warm look of which only a good farmer can boast, and all of his cattle were in such a condition as to a rouse the wonder and admiration of his neighborsovho - tried - invairrto - excell - himT anti often have I heard remarks like this: "I cannot understand how neighbor Rich ardson has produced so good a farm of that which, when he moved on it, was no better than ours," On our left lived a man by the name of William Stephens, who was very slack in his habits, whose buildings. although newer than Mr. Rich ardson's, were not to be compared with - • em - ' I - • • •- e4loors-of stable and barns were adorned with many a useless airhole, through which one of his best horses broke a leg, and thereby lost his life. His cattle were in ye: • oor con- dition, and were always getting into his neighbors'-grain-,--for-his-fences-being-out of repair, no one could expect otherwise. He usually managed to get to the neigh boring village at least once a week to get the liquor he needed to brighten him up, as I think there was nothing about home to cheer him. He was the only son of a wealthy farmer, and while young allowed - todirato - urarli - c - pleased never wig"- , ed for a thing without it was granted, so that wheit_h - e 6 became a man, his idle ha& virielrlreattainetH‘keu y uug, follu - edihim_to_the_grave Ac T have given_a_ brief-outline—of- Stephen''s—life r p_erhaps you would like to hear something more of James Richardson.. He was the son of a poor cobbler, who provided a scauty finnily - by - toi - I= - ing day and night on the bench. James attended school until He was 12 years of age, when he went to live with a man near by, who was in search of a boy to work for him. His master proved to be a very good farmer, and taught James many useful lessons, which he never for got. 'At the age of twenty-one he began working for a farmer several miles distant, collecting his wages and using them at his own discretion. At first they were small, but finding him to be steady and honest, in a short time his wages were increased, so that he was able to lay by a small a mount each year, and in twenty years from the time he began working on his own account, he had accumulated enough to purchase the farm on which lie now re sided, and still have a small amount let with which he procured the necessary utensils for carrying on the farm. He soon found that his buildings needed more repairs than he felt able to pay for ; but still he wished to have as good buildings as any of his neighbors. Here was a fix; he was ambitious to excel, but had no money to proceed with. His first thought was to go to his old employer and ask his advice. "My friend," said he, "I will say what I have refrained from saying before, but now that you have asked my advice I will tell you frankly what I think, and if you follow it it will be of great service to you. You have indulged in a habit ever since I knew you, which is injurious to your body as well as your purse, which if you continue, will shorten your days, and if you quit it may save you a great deal of trouble. Take that tobacco from your mouth young man, and save the mon ey you expend each week for it to purchase tools for repairing your buildings, and de pend upon it you will prosper." He fol lowed that old man's advice, and the tools he. purchased the next year seemed like a gift to him, and he soon had his buildings in the best of order, and his farm pros pered, and he became the wealthiest farm er of the plate as we found him at the be ginning of the story. Thus, we find the adage true that, "Many a little makes a muckle." A. J. A. THE GENEROUS Boy.—One day a•gentle man, saw two boys going along the streets in New York They were barefooted.— Their clothes were ragged and dirty and tied together by pieces pf strings. One of the boys was perfectly happy over a half withered bunch of flowers which he had just picked up in the street. "I say Billy," said he to his comparion, "wasn't somebody real good to drop these 'ere posies just where I could find them? And they're so pooty and nice ! Look sharp, Billy ; mebbe you'll find something bimeby." Presently the gentleman heard his mer ry voice again, saying,—"Oh ! jolly, Bil ly ! if there ain't most half a peach ! and 'ta'n't much dirty neither. "Cause you ain't found nothing, you may bite first." Billy was just going to take a very lit tle taste of it when his companion said,— "Bite Bigger, Billy; mebbe we'll find another 'fore long." -Yes, that shows how a hungry boy was glad to get hold of half of a. castaway peach ; but, better still, there is a lesson of generosity on it. The poor boy wished his playfellow to share in what little he had. See, too, low it is possible for some people to, make a good use of what others throw away. "There is a good deal of valuable mat ter to be found sometimes in heaps of rub bish," sayokprofessor Tryall. A lady had her dress trimmed with "bugles" before going to a ball. Her little daughter wanted to know if the bu glss would blow when she danced. "Oh, no," said mother, "papa will du that when he sees the bill ?" •.STORY FOR BOYS VANISHED YEARS. Who can, look back on the vanished years without a sigh of regret for the ma ny remembered joys that the years now vanished brought to us, but can never re turn to us again.? To one, it iirthe re membrance of the child's caressing fing ers straying over the face and hands; of clinging - arms - about the neck, and the pat. ,- tering of tiny, slippered 'feet over the stairs or down the hall. It is the music of a sweet, innocent voice, floating in rip pling laughter. or precious baby words from the past along the vanished years into the tide of the present. To another, sweet, loved faces, that float suddenly from the 'mist of vanished. years—as' if the daisies grew not between the closed - eyes - and - our - 0 %I, a. They—meet-us-again with the same never-forgotten glance of tenderness; and we ask of the vanished years if they have given back to us our own, or whether the spirits of the air take form, sometimes, only to vanish again, leaving us only our memories. Half-for gotten songs float dreamily back to us, and the memory of a woman's smile, or a manly voice, has thrilled many a heart •. • - .-nsity-of-emetien. - presence froin the vanished years could bring. Youth, beauty, love and happiness, all' belonc , to the beautiful vanished • ears • and looking forward brings not the satis faction-that-we find in silent, sweet com munion with the past. The joys, the happiness that has been ours is ours still, for faithful memory is ever going backward to the vanished years, and bringing to us our treasures that have been. But in looking forward we see only what may be, and past ex perience e sus tharhwfail. P - haps there is nothing in the past of a person, who has reached the quiet - middle , i t-brings-mingled-sadness and-smiles-as the rPeollection_oLyMithi first-love.--Hovreal -it all-seemed-then,- and yet how the vision changed 1 The gird that seemed an angel then is only an or dinary mortal now, faded and world-wea ry, hireTtlYe - boy — who - thought blurs man, and claimed the manly right of worshiping every angel in maidenly guise. And from the relics of the departed years is drawn the curl of shining hair that was such a talisman then. It is just as bright, just as golden now, and it coils itself a bout your fingers just as prettily, remind ing us in its almost animated curling of the coquettish grace of its warer. But, alas ! the years in vanishing have stolen from it its talsmanic powers, and to-day it is only a lock of woman's hair, shorn before the silver threads 'began to linger in sad, silent tokens of the cares and weariness of the earth-life. A thought of silver hair brings us back to the present. Glancing in the mirror we find them plentifully bestowed upon our sehp s, and smile as we wonder if the girl to whom that curl belonged has kept that shining lock of bright chestnut hair we gave her in exchange. Only the vanish ed years can tell. Do they tell us of a _broken vow that made two lives a failure? Why, then, did not that golden hair rest forever in happy security against the breast, whereon it leaned when a lover's hand severed the shining curl? Ah! we gather only the beautiful memories from the vanished years. Our treacheries and deceitfulness we consign to the past, and say, "let the dead past bury its dead," and clasp more closely the sweet, cherish ed memories that were so exquisite in re ality. How sacredly we cherish them!— How we linger with them! But lingering with the vanished years brings us to the silent,grass-grown graves and mossy tomb stones, and thence to tears. So we fold away the treasured memories; and we know that, though the straying baby fin gers may never more stray over our fad's and hands and hair, nor the tiny feet make music over the stairs and down the hall, nor white-haired age grow young again, nor broken vows be renewed, nor anything belonging to to the vanish ed years return to nq, we are hastening on to eternity. Earth-life is only a shad ow of the substance that the second life affords. Eternity is before us, and who shall say that in the eternal years all shsll not be restored to us. IN A. 11.&13 Pix.—A very good widow - who was looked to by the congregation to which she belonged, as an example of pi ety, contrived to bring her conscience to terms for one little indulgence. She lov ed porter, and one day, just as she had received half a dozen bottles from the man who usually brought her the com fortable beverage, she saw two of grave elders of the church approaching her door. She ran the man out of ,the back door, and put the bottles under the bed. The -weather was hot, and while conversing with her sage friends pop went a cork.— "Dear me !" exclaimed the good lady, "there goes thelbedcord ; it snapped yes terday the same way. I must have an -other rope provided." In a few minutes pop went another, followed by the peculi ar hiss of escaping liquor. The rope , would not do again ; but the good lady was not at a loss. "Dear me !" said she "that black cat of mine must be at some mischief under :there. Scat !" Another bottle poped off, and the porter came steal ing out from under the bed curtain. "0, dear me !" said she ; "I had forgotten ; it is my yeast! Here, Prudence, come and take these bottles of yeast away 1" Struggle on to victory. Never give up, when you are right A frown is only a muscular contraction, and can't last long. A laugh of derision is but the modified barking of a cur. If you can be laughed out of the good or the good out of you, you are weaka in intellert than the fool, whose arguments is a guffaw, and whose logic is a sneer. CONE TO R IN DREAMS. BY GEORGE D. PRENTICE Come in beautiful dreams, love, Oh ! come to me oft, When the light wings of sleep, On my bosom lie soft. Oh! come when the sea, --In-the-moon's gentle-light,- Beats low on the ear, ' Like the pulse of the night— When the sky and the wave, Wear the loveliest blue, When the dew's 'on the flower And the star on the dew. Come in beautiful dreams, love, Oh ! come and we'll stray, Where - the - whole - year-is-crowned,— With the blossoms of May— Where each sound is as sweet, • . As the echo of a dove, And the gales are as soft As the breathing of love; Where the beams kiss the waves, And the waves kiss the beach, And our warm lips may catch. The sweet lesson they teach. Come in beautiful dreams, iove, Oh I come and we'll fly, Like two winged spi7:ll If -love through-tl;e- , l_ • With hand clasped in hand, On our dream wings we'll go, Where starlight and moonlight Are blending their:glow; And on bright clouds we'll linger Through long dreamy hours, Till love's angels envy The heaven of ours. THE LOST FOUND. • • is Oilt • TJ 8. boy in Liverpool; • • o_went_into_the_3yater_to_bathe,and -he-was-carried-out-by the tide. Though he struggled long and hard, he was not able to swim against the ebbing tide, and he was taken far out to sea. He was !Led up by a boat — hebnigiug to a ves sel bound for Dublin. The poor boy was almost lost. The sailors were all very kind to him when he was taken into the vessel. One gave him a cap, another a jacket, another a pair of shoes, and so on. But that evening a gentleman who was walking near the place where the lit tle boy had gone into the water, found his clothes lying, 'on the shore. He search od and made inquiries; but no tidings were to be heard of the poor little boy.— He found a piece of paper' in the pocket of the boy's coat, by which he discovered who it was to whom the clothes belonged. The'kind man went with a sad and hea vy heart to break the news to the parents. He said to the father, "I am very sorry to tell you that I fourid these clothes on the shore ; and could not find the lad to whom they belonged ; I almost fear he has been drowned." • The father could hardly speak for grief; the mother was wild with sorrow. They caused every in quiry to be made, but no account was to be had of their dear boy. The house was sad ; the little children missed their playfellow ; mourning was ordered ; the mother spent her time crying ; and the father's heart was heavy.. It said lit tle but felt much. The lad was taken back in a vessel bound for Liverßool, and arrived on the day the mourning was to be brought home. '-As soon as he reached Liverpool, he set off for home. He did not like to be seen in the strange cap, and jacket and shoes which he had on ; so he went by the lanes, where he would not meet those who knew him. At last he came to to -the ball-door. He knocked. -When the servant opened it, and knew who it was she screamed with joy, and said,— "Here is Master Tom !" His father rushed out, and bursting into tears, em braced him. His mother fainted ; "there was no spirit in her." What a happy evening they all children and parents spent! They did not want the mourn ing. The father could say with Ja cob, "It is enough ; my son is yet alive." But what do you think will be the re joicing in heaven when those who were in danger of being lost forever arrive safely on that happy shore ? • How will the angels rejoice and the family of heav en be glad ! Perhaps when some of you will hereafter go to heav: • our fathers and mothers, or brothers a _ -, will welcome you, and say, "I am . • :,•,4t,pd to see you safe, "Welcome! Welee ! You will not go there like the boy wi cap and clothes of which he was ashamed' but in garmenss of salvation, white as snow with crowns of glory that fade not a way. And what must you do to' be rea dy to enter heaven when you die ? Think what it is and thendo it. But remember the great multitude of heathen children, who have never heard a word,ahout heaven, and who do not know that there is any Saviour for lost men. Suppose that you had seen that Liverpool boy carried out to sea by the tit.e. How would you have pitied him ! Then suppose you had seen the water full of boys, all drifting out beyond the reach. of human help. How would your spirit have died within ! When you 'would have turned away and gone hothe, how sad you would feel ! No "pleasant bread" , could you have eaten that night.. But all the children in heathen lands are drift ing hopelessly onward—can you tell whiter ?—Loving Words. At a social party, where humerous definitions was one of the games of the evening, the question was put; "What is religion?" "Religion," replied one Oi the party, more famous as a man of busi ness than of wit, is an insurance against tire in another world, for whiel • honesty is the best pOilcy," Correct. Jackson and the Bravo. • It was while he was Judge that he arres ted the notorious desperado Bean, whom nobody else could arrest. Many of Bean's decendants are still living, and the place where old Hickory's eves brought him down is still pointed out. • As the story runs, Bean went away and left his family for two years. When he returnedEs wife -celebrated -the- advent. by presenting him with a new-bonabe. This was a new departure in domestic e conomy, and Bean did not accept the sit uation with very good grace. He deman ded an explanation, and in ' the absence of a satistiactory one, he, sharpened his knife and deliberately cut off both ears of the poor little baby, playfully remarking as he did so, that he wanted to distinguish it — from—his own. Some—thought_this was au innocent proceeding, a practical joke on the baby, in fact, while others - considered-it an-outrage-should be punish ed. The grand jury took that v iew of the case and indicted Bean. Bean, as usual, brushed up his horse pistols and: said that they might indict, but they couldn't arrest him. The sheriff tried it and was vanquished. Court came on, the - riminaldocket-and-the_ clerk reported Bean "not taken." "What's the matter?" asked Judge Jackson of the sherifF. "Nothing's the matter, only I can't ar- rest him," replicia "Then, by the—Eternal-!- summon _the county to help you, and bring him in here," thundered the Judge. - The sheriff' gathered up some citizens, and advanced on Bean. Thelatter-back ed himself up against a house to prevent a rear attack, drew his pistols, and told them to come on. He vas a center shot, an to ave advanced M'auhi-Aurve—bee certain death to some. o one cared o sacrifice — his life in giving - the others — a ; ortecl-to_Jackson_that talceu without a sacrifice of lives. "By the Eternal ! summon the court !" thundered the irate Judge; aalethe court was summoned." ackson reused --- arms, and advance empty-handed and bareheaded upon Bean: His friends tried to restrain him, as he valued his life, but he heeded them not. He.kept his cold eyes fixedly upon the desperado, walked right up to him, jerk ed his pistols away, took him by the col-, lar, and marched him off to jail. Jefferson's Poverty. It is related of Jefferson that-he might have been a rich man and not a poor man as he was, but for the multitude of admir ing visitors that thronged Monticello from year's end, to year's end, and literally ate him out of house and home. As ma ny as fifty strangers sometimes swarmed in-upon him 'in a single afternoon. They came on horseback, - and in Carr iage s, and dozens of them stayed al'. night, and many of them stayed for days and even weeks. .Na other man of whom we have on record was ever so over-run With visi tors for so long a period. They came from all lands, and belonged to almost ev e 7 rank in life. It was not _possible to turn them away.' Jefferson had to stand the punishment, and he stood it bravely, and with at least outward serenity of spir it, although his inward struggles were ter: rible. He finally sold his library, per haps then the best in America, and the choicest possessions he bad on earth. He also sold some of his land. A few friends, and even the Legisla tures of a few States tried'to help him.— But these efforts were of no avail. His affairs grew worse and worse. He finally petitioned the Legislature of Virginia for permission to dispose of his estate by lot tery, but before the act was passed he died. His.estate was sold at auction by creditors. and his heirs were turned from their an cestral door forever. ,Happily Jefferson died unconscious that six months would not elapse before his furniture would be sold at auction, and Monticelo and ;Poplar Forest be advertised for sale at street cor ners; that the sale of his property would Phil to pay his debts; and that his beauti ful home would pass into the hands of strangers. THOUGHTLESSNESS.—YoIing man, in the flush of early strength, stop and think ere you take a downward step. Many a precious life is wrecked through thought lessness alone. If you find yourself' in low. company, do not sit carelessly by . till you are gradually but surely drawn into thei whirlpool and chasm, but think, of the consequences of such a course.. A ration-. al thought will lead you to seek the so= ciety of your superiors; -and you must improve by a association. A benevolout use of your example and influence for the' elevation of your inferiors,is a noble thing;' even the-most depraved are tot- beYtind such help. But the young man of irtipres 7 sible characteranust,.at least,, think, and% beware lest he fall himself a Victim. Think before yon touch the Wine ; 'seethe"effeetS upon thousands,-end know that Yon 'are' not Stronger than they? wire in their yOuth:. ThinL,befi e, in.,4 dark hour of ,tempta..... tion, you borrow without leave, lest you become a thief: :I„„hink Weir ere a fie . or an oath passes, your lips ; for, a man' of pure speech only can merit respect. Ah ! think on things true and lovely, and of good report, that there may be better men and happier women in the-world. • A Missouri musician sat_ on a keg of powder to smoke. His wife could, not positively identify a shirt button that was found in that vicinity: - • - - - A policeman asked atirunlien 2Ethiopian whom he cOliterlanOy seeln the dim light of a cell; okra va - Colored ?" Oa : led, no; dis yer cnile ,his born so." Advertise in the RECORD—your snl* Mit and gumor. A wit being requested "to say a good thing," laconically responded "Oysters." What grows bigger the more you con tract it ?—Debt. He who in the world would rise, Must take the-REconaraud-advertise. Old maids 'are said to be rare in China; but rare old china is frequently' found a mong old maids. Utah may have its plural wives, observ ed Mr. Quilp,but other parts of the coun try have very singular ones. ex-perienced-boy-says-he-reoards hunger and the chastening rod as about the same thing. They both make him hol ler. A dandy in love iz in just about az bad a fix as a etik of molasses kandy that haz begun to melt. The young ladies of Waterville, Me., •'n_ recentl • or•anized an anti-tobac- co society, the young men of that town have organized an anti-corset society. goose has many quills, but an au theirea-n—mako-a-goose f himself,-with-on -1 one . uill. Why is a caterpillar like a loaf of hot bread ? Because it's a "grub", that makes the _butter fl . • ... Arhy is an old pocket handkerchief like and old ship ? Because it has expe• rienced man , a hard blow. - A Kentuck she desires to n could not be I 2 + • • , 1:1 I I • dust may be chewed by her bereaved• lov ers. • A gentleman says that he was recently at a railroad station where a sergeant was a • ling a company of - raw - rertriterwhile giving the word of command the: train started, and just afterwards s;dandy-look ing chap arrived in titre _to see The cars oft in which he wished-to go. At this mo ment the sergeant was shouting to his men, "Left ! left ! left !" The fellow looked a round in high dudgeon, and cried ont,"lf I am left I can whip the best man among you !" The drill was a merry ono for some time after this challenge. A YANKEE !rtuqx.—A story is.told of four Western .!`bloods,"with more witthan ready cash, who went into a saloon a`few day's ago, and "wined' thomselvei to, the extent of several dollar's worth :of liquor. The liquor being drank the next question was the pay for it, and after a few mo 7• ments consultation one of the quartette called the waiter and asked fbi the bill., One thrust his hand into his packet, as if to draw out his purse ; the aecondepreven ted him, declaring he would-pay, and the third did the same.. ' The fourth forbade' the waiter taking any money frum either' of them, but, all three persisted. As none would yield, one said, "the best way to de cide tlid matter is 'to blindfold the waiter and whoever her first catches shall settle the bill." This proposition was accepted' and while the waiter was•groping his way around the room, they all slipped out of the house, and left the waiter in the lurch. DIDN'T WANT ANY 31 - 011 E ..-A • char- - acteristie anecdote, one which has often been related by the Mormons themseWes will clearly illustrate this prix ciplein the' authoritative distribution of wives. - A mong the applicang to Brigham for this especial privilege. modem - saintshig t there came, one day a brother of an unit suallydoubtful character, when something. like the . following ,dialogue ensued "So you want another wife do your • "Yes if you please, Brother Brigham." "Well the long and the 'short• of the matter is, that you can't have pne." . "Why can't I have one as well as the other saints ?" "So you want to know the whole atom, . do you ?" ayes I should like to know why lean% have more than one wife, as well: as: the , rest of 'era." . . . . •`lVell'you shall know, the iv.. stpr . -or der; I want your race to die out ?" • They tell about a blooming young wid ow in Darby who used to live, next door, to Mr: Smith,. who was ,n,...ividniver, who 'was n timid man, whose mild cyea beam ed blandly threugh his spectacles.. The. Widow had'a kindness for Smith, - and - he reciprocated' it'f but he had barely enough' .courage to carry on th&eampaig,n.••:So at: last the widow pretendecLtobelerribly a fraid of thunder and, lightening, and wii,e,tr, ever she saw a gust coming up, she used saiVoth bet - hair and rush into Smith's, house. • .Then; when she heard a peal of thunder; she would scream and rush up and throw herarms aroundtheneek of the miid-eyed Smith, and implore, him to protect her anti Smith always looked embarrassed_ and anxious, and said he- would. - Then she. would faint, and Smith would feel half glad and half sows , . About six thunder: storms settled the Lusiuess, and now she is . Mrs. Smith—he is only sorry that her ap prehensions Of the lightening were not re alized. He says that if ever there weed . woman who ought to have b con torn to, poises by electrleity,it is that widow. She has thunder storms- overt' day in Smith's house, and it in ' lively • and vigaroui for • Smith *round there. „- "Name theiongest day in the 'year ?"' said a teacher to•,a young hoppful pf. five summers..''Sunday responded '.the lit, tle maxi,. $2,00 PER YEAR I a s when she* dies ave tobacco p anted over