. . • • A5 .13 7:7 • ,• • ; : . ' ). • • , , ' •••• , • ' ,f' . , . , • • . • , „ 104 if - „ f?' <<,./ , , . • _ -• • Ti ..• . • • . • • ,•,• ••• • • • . .j • • -..., • • - " .t: . , • • ••••• I 7:47 BY W. BLAIR. VOLUME 244 TAE WAYNESBORO' VILLAGE REMO PUBLJSITED EVE. TitiJIISDAy MOBNINik By W. BLAIR. TERMS—Two Dollars per Annum if paid within theyear; Two Dollars and Fifty cents after the expiration of the year. ADVERTISEMENTS One Square (10 lines) three insertions, X 1,50; for each subsequent insertion, Thir live Cents per square. A liberal discount made to yearly adver tisers. LOCALS.—Business Locals Ten Cents per line for the first insertion, Seven Cents for subsequent insertions. rofessitnial 4ar J. B. AMBERSON, M. D., • HYSICEAN-AND-SURGEON,- WAI I P.A. • • Office at the Waynesboro'"Corner Drug Store."' pane 29—drug . 33 Pa _A_ N , • Has resumed the'practice of Medicine. OFFICE—In the Walker Building—near the Bowden House. Night calls should be made at his residence on Main Street, ad joining the Western School House. July 20-tf r. N. SNI V I-j Y, M.D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. WAYNESBORO' PA. Office at his• residence, nearly opposite the Bowden House., Nov 2—tf. • V% ATTORNEY AT LAW, 11INAVING been admited to Practice Law AAA the several Courts in Franklin Coun ty, all business entrusted to his care will be promptly attended to. Post Oftice address Mercersburki,-Pa: LETwanEr Al' Hp ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAvNEsnono?, PA, Will give prompt mid . close attention to all , door to the Bowden House, in the Walker Building. ' Duly' 6 UOSEP23 DOTTGIJA.S, ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBORO', PA. Practices in the several Courts of Franklin and adjacent Counties. N. B.—Real Estate leased and sold, and Fire Insurance effected on reasonable terms. December IU, 1871. A_ STOUFFER, DENTIST; GREENCASTLE, PA. • • , Expeliencea in Dentitry, will insert you r4et.. , of Teeth nt prices to suit the times. Fel:. 16, 3871. • 'l' Ri 133 L E (FoioiE.,y op MimcEr.suulta, Ps.,) „OFFERS his Professional services to the v...Pcitizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. DR. STRICKLER has relinquished an exien fße practice at Mercersbura . , where he has been ,prominently engaged for a number of yen'', in the practice of his profession. Be has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence of George Besore, Esq., his Father-in-law, where he can be found .11 times when not prof • July A. K. BRAN MESIDENT DENTkiT, • -• ,a7l WAYNESBORO', PA., Can be found at all times at his office where he is prepared to insert teeth on the best basis in use and at prices to suit the times. Teeth extracted, will oul pain by the use of chloroform, eather, nitrous oxid egas or the freezing process, in a manner surpassed by none. We the undersigned being acquainted with A. K. Branisholts for the past year, clri rec ommend him to the public generallAlto • be Dentist well qualified to perform all ope *rations belonging to Dentistry in the most skillful manner., Drs. J. 13. A :11BERSON, I. N. SNIVELY, E. A. HERRING, J. M. RIPPLE, J. J. OELLIG, A. S. BONBRAKE, T. 1) FRENCH. - 20tf 1 O. WOLF, DEALER IN 'WA7CII,E'S AND JVWELEY s , 883 WEST BALTIMORE STREET, BALTIMORE, MD.' ZErWatehes Repaired and Warranted.l:at:l AB - Jewelry Made and Repaired.,Ba July 13, 1871.-tf. SUIVEYING AND 003_VEYA!,1,11XG. rE undersicmed having had some ten lL years experiende :as It practical Surveyor is prepared to do all kinds of Surveying, laying,,out and dividing ug lauds, also ,all kinds,of,xtriting usually done by Scriveners. ,Partio> ,zvishing 'work done can call on, or .addresslhe Undersigned at Wavne.sborce, Pa. feb 2—tf . ] - A. 13. STOLE. • ?TOE subscribetinforms the public that he continues theparbering business in the room next door to llr. Reid's Grocery Store, Lind is at all times prepared to do hair cut ting. shaving,s hatupooning etc.- in .the best style. The patronage of the publicis respect. fully solicited. Aug 28 1871. W. A. PRICE. Ar'\ ONCA.VE CONVEX Apactaeles, ut • LEEDS A.A - FAMILY NEIi*SPAI4.II---DEVClrii,i'ci LimziATEr4E - 1.404.. z AND GENERAL NEWS,. ETC:. ,;',ele.ct plant. lOW I LAY -ME DOWN. TO SLEEP In the (Paidi truisery chamber, Snowy pillows yet unpressed, See the forms of little children Kneeling white s robed for their rest ] All in quiet nursery chambers, Where the dusky shadows creep, Hear the voice of the children— " Now I lay nie down to sleep." / In the meadow and the mountain Calmly Shine the Winter stars, But across the glistening lowlands last-the-uroonlight's - silver - bars. In the silence and the darkness, Darkness growing still more deep, I listen to the little children Praying God their souls to kee "lf we die,"—so pray the children. And the mother's head droops low, (One from out her fold is sleeping Deep beneath the Winter's snow,) "Take oar souls," and past the casement Flits a . gleam of crystal light, Like the trailing of His garments, WalWng evermore in white. Little souls that stand expectant Listening at the gates of life, Hearing far away the murmer e umu an We who fight beneath the banners, Meeting ranks of foemen there, Find a deeper, broader meaning in your simple vesper prayer. When you hands grasp this standard, Ivhi,:h to-day you grasp from far, When your deeds shape the conflict Iu .thib univ.er_ai wa Pray to Him, the God of B. ales, Whose strong eyes can never sloe!). In he Ars.rriag of temptation, —Firm - and true your sou s o eel). Wheu the comb.tt ends and slowl ears the smoke from our the skies, When, far down the purple distance. All the noises of the battle dies; When the last night's solemn shadow Settles down on you and me, May the love that never faileth Take our souls eternally. I,l:Avis Falling, the autumn le'tflets, Yellow and withered, and sere : While autumn winds aro singing The dirge of the waning d.w. . Falling, the solemn leaflets,- \T Oat of my Book of Life— he days of spring and summer, ' With pleasure once so rife. Fallen. from life's tree the leaflets, -Many and many. a friend ; Fallen, and leaves me Waiting, ,To meet, like them, my end. Falling—friends, life, pleasures ; It were an awful thing Where the leaf-fall not an earnest Of another brighter spring. Where all shall be re-created By the good and magic. hand, And share in glad re-union, ' ife in the summer land. atlistellaurouci AN ENGLISH STORY. "Please, sit, will you buy my chest , nuts ?" "Chestnuts ? No," returned Ralph Moore, looking carelessly down on the upturned face, whose large brown eyes shadowed by tangled curls of flaxen hair were appealing so pitifully to his own.— "NV hat do I want of chestnuts ?" "But, please, sir, buy 'em pleaded the little one, reasured by the rough kindness of his tone. "Nobody seems to care for them, and—and—." She fairly burst into tears, and Moore, who had been on the point of brushing carelessly past her, stopped instinctive ly. "Are you very much in want of the money ?" "Indeed, sir, we are," sobbed ,the child; "mother sent me out, and—" "Nay, little one, don't cry in such a heart broken way ;" said Ralph smooth ing down her hair with careless gentle ness. " I don't want your chestnuts, but here's half-a-crown for you, if that will do you any . gOod." He did not stop to hear the delighted incoherent thanks the child poured out through a rainbow of smiles and tears but strode on his way muttering between his teeth, "That cuts off my supply of cigars for the next week. I don't care; though the brown-eyed object really did cry .3is if she hadn't a friend in the world. Haft it ! I wish I was rich enough to help every poor creature Outof the,lough of edspoud." . While Ralph Moore was indulging in these very natural .reflections, the dark eyed little damsel whom he had comfort ed was dashing down the street with quick, elastic footsteps, utterly regardless of the basket of unsold nuts, that still dangled on her arm. Down au obscure lane she darted be tween ruinous rows of houses, and up a narrow wooden staircase to a room where a pale, neat-looking woman, with large brown eyes like her own, was' sewing as busily as if the breath' of her life depend ed upon every stitch, and two little' ones were contentedly playing in the sunshine that temporarily supplied the place of fire, "Mary back already ? Surely you 'WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, iPA 7 Aircrastair, No,yzman 10871. have not,eold your chestnuts•so soon ?" "0 I mother, mother, Seel" . ejaculated the almost breathless child. "A gentle man gave me a whole crown. Only thinks mother a whole hall crown." ' , If Ralph Moore could only have seen the rapture his half-crown gift diffused a round it in the poor widow's poverty strick en home, he• would have regarded.still less the temporary privation of cigars to which his generosity had subjected him. * * * * * * * Years came and went. The little chestnut girl passed as entirely out of Ralph Moore's memory as if her pleading eyes had.never touched the soft part in his heart: but Mary Lee never Thrgot_the_ stranger who had given her -the silver half crown. * * * * * * * The crimson window curtains were closel drawn -to-dmt-ollt-th-e-sbami--ane tempest of the bleak December night; the fire was glowing cheerily in the well filled grate, and a dinner table, in a glit ter with cut glass, rare China and pol ished silver, was only- waiting- for- the presence of Mr. Audley, "What can it be that detains papa?" said Mrs. Acidly, a fair, handsome matron of about thirty, as she glanced at the di al of a tiny enameled watch. Six (Mock and lie dues not make His appearance." "There's a man with him in the study, mamma, come on business," said Robert - AutileyTa - prettrboy, eleven years - old who was reading by the fire, "I'll call him again," 'said Mrs. And ley, stepping to the door. But as she opened it the brilliant gas light in the hall fell full on the face of an humble . looking man, in worn and thread-bare garments, who was 'leaving the house, while her husband stood in the doomay.of his study, aliparPn (.11 to I e rid of his visitor. (Mulles," said Mrs. Audley, whose ciicah !lad paled and flushed, "who is that _min .andlwilat- does-he-wa-atl" "His name is Moore, I believe, and he came to see if I would bestow upon him mat vacant cer ship in the bank." • _ "And will you ?" "I' don't know, Mary ; I must think a bout it." "Charles, give him the situation." " Why my love ?" . - "Because I ask it of you as a favor, and you haw said a thousand times you would Lit!VOr deny me anything." -And I will 1:, , .2.1f my word, Mary," Said the noblAte,irted husband, with an alf2etiouate trite the fellow a now ibis very evening. I believe I've got his address about me somewhere'." - hoar licter. when Robbie, Frank anti wtir, snugly tucked in bed, in tile :TaCIO LIS nurstry up-stairs Mrs. Dudley told her husband why she was interrested in the fate of a man whom she h-d not seen for twenty years. "That's right, my little wife;" repliei her husband, folding her tinnily to Pas breast, when the simple tale was co , 'hi ded. "Never fbrget one who was,kind to you in the days when you needed kind ness most." Ralph Moore was sitting in his 'poor ledging,s, beside his ailing wile's sick bed, when a livered servant brought a, note from the rich banker, Mr. Charles Aud -lev. • "Good news, Bertha," he exclaimed as he read the brief words. We shall not starv.. ; Mr. Audley promises me the sit uation." "You have dropped something from the letter, Ralph," said Mrs Moore, point ing to a slip of paper on the flore. Moore stopped to recover the estray.— It was a fifty pound note, neatly folded in a piece of paper, on which was writ ten; "In greatful remembrance of a half-crown piece that a kind stranger be stowed on a little chestnut girl over twen ty years a,go Ralph Moore had thrown his morsal of bread upon the waters, and after many days it had returned to him. "Let me sleep," said my companion half pettishly, - turning from my touch. "Let me sleep." The words haunted me for hours afterwards. How often has the wish been breathed in this weary wcrld, "Oh, let me steel, l" The man whose conscience' lashes him for misdeeds, evils committed and, unre-' pented cries, as he drops his head into his thorny pilaw, "Oh, let me sleep." With sleep comes oblivion. The mourner who has seen some bright and beautiful one fade from his embrace, like a summer , flow er, nipped by an early frost, bows his head above the pilid face of the prostrate term below him, and sighs, in the agony of his soul, "Let me sleep ; sleep with the loved one whose smiles shall never welcome my footsteps more." "Let me sleep, says the traveler, who footsore and weary has t di ed long in the world, and sees hopes per ish unfulfilled, joys wither ere they are tasted, frindship, which he thought endur ing, changing hue like the chameleon, and rainbow promises, fading and melting in to colorless, air "Oh, let me sleep, ter I am weary.' The rosy-checked child, the blithe mai den, the thoughtful matron, those for whom life puts on its finest aspect, its most enduring smiles, all have periods in which they long•that the oblivion of Lethe may flow darkly and deeply over ilea. There cometh a sleep unto all—a slheo deep, hushed and breathless. The roar of a cannon, the deeptoned thunderbolt, the shocks of au earthquake, or the rush of ten thousand armies cannot break up the still repose. With mute lips and folded arms one after another the ephemas of earth sink down- into darkness and noth ingness. No intruding footsteps shall jar upon their rest, no disturbing touch shall wring from them the exclamation, "Oh, let me sleep." Let Me Sleer. A Surprised Lady. , Th.e Williamsport Pa.; 'Eu/latfa says': On Saturday . evening last'a young gentle man of this city concluded that/he• would attend church. He straightway vesented himself at the door and was taken ,in charge by a polite sexton, :who - showed him into a seat beside a young person' of the femeuine gender. This young person was attired in a white gown—fresh from the laundry—and guileless of spot or wrin kle. With that instinctive neatness in n to most of the fair sex, the young la dy had spread out the skirt of her gown , as much as possible, to save it from the rumples incident to a sitting posture. The -young man on taking his seat did not at first observe the display of drapery beside him. After a while he east his eyes a round. They, fell on the white . muslin, and he felt himself growing red and white . • . shirt have escaped from its confinement in his unmentionables His hand' trem bled, but he surreptitiously laid hold of the lady's property, lifted his coat, under his pantaloons: The ladyc sitrpriSed at this, to. Vaer o muaccountable manoever, moved a little but said nothing. The young gentleman again became interested in the sermon, but glancing down lit the seat a moment or two after, beheld to his horror, what he supposed to be unman ageable garment. With a convulsive ef fort ha clutched it in his shaking hand, aihd was ,endevoritlg to put it where it 'should; Have been, it it' had inus lin, when the lady moved fiir enough a way to take her skirt out of the reach of the unhappy young man. With an ex pression of countenance plainly depicted the unutterable thyiughts wiLthin him, the young man took up his hat and hurridly left the sanctuary. A Non-Conarnital Captain. Captain Ward, of Portsmouth, was in li eccentric of_the first water; and one of his • • udiarities - was - that he never—gave—the desired answer to a direct question. An amusing instance of this evasive habit_is_ related. One morning, four of his friends, who ware aware of this trait in his char acter, observed the captain going to mar ket, and, after some bantering, entered in to a bet as to the "racticability of learn ing from him the price he had paid for his purchase. They accordingly settled the preliminaries, and stationing them selves at different points along a street which he mustpass on his way home, a waited his coming. Very soon the bluff old gentleman made his appearance, with several pigeons in his hand. As he ap proached, the first questioner accosted him with : "Good morning, captain! What did you give for pigeons this morning ?" "Money," raid the captain, bluntly, as he passed up the street. The second gen eman, a little futher on, addressed him an• 4 - ed : "Ho.o pigeons this morning, captain?" "They don't go at all ; I carry ''em !" was the equally unsatisfactory reply,— Shortly . after he met the third, who asked, the time of day and inquired : "How much are pigeons a doten; -cap tain ?" "Didn't get a dozen-ronly bought half a dozen I" said the old gentleman, still plodding on his way. Finally, the fourth and last a f the conspirators cottoned to the wary old salt by observing, in the blin dest tones : "A fine• lot of pigons you have here, captain I Wnat did you get them for ?" • "To eat," was the pertinent and em phatic rejoinder, and the captain reached home without further molestation. A Strange Case: A sad incident occurred, at Steuben ville County Infirmary a few •'days ago, resulting in a horrible death, the bury. ing of Small lad named ,Murphy, aged five years—a reel-footed child, who was deserted by the mother to cloak her shame. It appears that two other pauper children named Philip Sheridan and Andy Stewart, dug a large hole in the orchard adjoining the infirmary. After effecting this part of the diabolical act, the two little fiends, whose ages, were respectively five and ten years, repaired to the infirmary grounds and caught the reel-footed boy, and 'car ried him to his living grave. Shrieking; Yet without power of being heard, the 'lit tle victim was caught by the young exe cutioners, and forced into the hole.— Holding hint down they shoveled in the earth and stone upon his 'writhing body,• stifling his cries as best they could; until the puor deformed body ceased to "strugle and the spirit took its flight to Him who gave it. The two young murderers' vent back to the house without informiner b any one of the deed, and the burned boys.ab sence was first noticed by Mr. Porter, the Superintendent, about one o'clock. Up on making inquiries, a little black boy in formed him that Andy Stuart and 'Phil. Sheriden had "buried ‘l2impy' down in the holler." On goinc , to the spot, Mr. Porter found the newly made grave, and below the surface the lifeless form 'of lit tle `Litripy.' The little murderers have been sent to the reformatory. This is• one of the saddest incidents we have ever had to'record. MoNEv.—Men work for it, beg for it, steal for it, starve for it, and' all the while from the cradle to the grave, nature and God are thundering in our ears the solemn question: "What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?" The madness for.money is the stron gest and lowest of passions; it is the,Mcp lock of the human heart before whose re morseless alter all the finer attributes of humanity are sacrificed. It makes mer chandise of all that is , sacred in the hu man affections, and ,often trafies in the' awful solemnities tb the eternal. Butter is ninety-fire cents per pound. A Wonderful Balsam. A manufactUrer and vender of quack medicines fijr rheumatism` and the growth . of hair combined, recently *rote to a 'friend'for a recommendation of his (the manufactiirer's) "balsafn." In a few days he received the following ; which we , call pretty strong: - • Dear &•K:---The land 'composing this farm has hitherto.- beervso poor' that - a Chinaman could; not get a., living . off, lt, and so stony that we had to slice our po tatoes,- and. plant them edgeways ;- but, bearing ok*your balsam,, ,I put some no the - corner of a ten-acre field surrounded by a rail fence, and in the morning' I found the stales had disappeared and a neat wall encircled the field ; the rails ., were split' up into firewood, and pil ed up symmetricalltin my backyaid. 'I put half an ounce in the middle of a huck leberry. swatnp; two days saw it clear off, planted with corn and pumpkins, - arid a row of peach trees in full blossom through .the middle. As an evidenc%of its tre mendous strength, I would say that •it drew a striking likeness of my Son out of a mill-pond, drew a blister all over his stomach, drew a load • of potatoes four miles to market, drew W grease out Ora. flint, and eventually ! drew a prise of ninety-sev en dollars out'of a defangt lottery." A certain old Vermont farmer /re served his constant good nature, let what would turn up,4, Oue, , day one of his alien came in banging the news that one of his oxen was dead. "Is he," said the . old man.. "Well, he was Always a breech) , cuss! Take his hide..off and take. it down to Fletcher's it will fetch the cash." An hour or so afterward the man came back with the: news that Lineback and te_were_tiothAlead. "Are they'?" said the old man. "Well, 'I took them of B. to"sirire a bad debt that I nerer expected to get. It _is lucky it aip't /LAI • • . After the lapse of another hour the man came again to tell him that the nigh brindle was dead: "Is he?' said the old man. . "Well, he was 'a. very. old ox. , Takooff his hide and take it down to Fletcher's;, it's worth cash, and Will' bring more than any two of the others." • Hereupon his wife, who was a very, pi ous soul, reprinianded . ber hushing severe ly, and asked hini if he was not aware that the loss was a judgment from heaven upon him for his. wickedness, • _ "It is r 'said the the ,old man. "Well, if they will•talie the jUdgmeUt, in cattle it is the;Thiaest way I can pay it." . - • Ugliness of Otrrion Women.' A late writer says : Nothhig ifnpresseii as more in . Sall Lake city than 'the honie liness of women:. -IV may to ungal-, laut to mention it ; but, *as every, one that goes there - thinks - it, here goes .the statement of the fact:' Now, homeliness of feature is not a disadvantage. • There is a hauclsome• ugliness and a,pious, heme-. Thiess ; but, with these Mormon women it is a vicious, outrageouiuncomeliness, 'dicative of moral disfiguremeit: The'Tah-` ernaele was alive with them. They ,Made us shudder: It is "assault and 'battery" to have them look at you..- What arig ham or any otherman would want,ofsev enteen such preatures I cannot imagine.— One of them, I should think would lie a great horror.' Sueh - dislocations 'of noses and misplacements of • mouth, and- ruins of eyebrows, areaotgathered.inany.other place on this continent..,. There must be a good many witches among them. We .would not have been much: surprised x:1 see them riding home on a broomstick.--= The only excuse that we can see for poly gar* is that it would take at least fifty such women to make one wife. . MY LIFE A VAPOM—How beautifully descriptive of life's short, fitful dream • is the followiug from the pen "of Dr. Chal mere : • "The time in which I live is but a small moment-of - this *world's. history. It is 'a flight of a shadow ; it is a dream of vani-. ty ; it is the rapid glance of a meteor ;. it is a flower which every, breath of heaven can wither into decay ; it is a tale Which he ieniemberance vanishes; it -is' -a day the silence of a long. night -will darken , and overShado4 In a few ycars ourheads will be laid. in the cold grave, and the, green turf cover us. The children who ,come after us will treat upon our graves; they will weep for ;us a few , days ; they will talk of us foi: a feed Years; 'when our memory shall disappear- from the titre of the earth ; and not a tongue shall be:found to recall it." • Um WIFE. —lt is astonishing -to see. how well amen may live on a small _in come Ayho has a 'handy and industrious wife. Some men live and make a far bet= ter appearance six or eight dollars a week than othe7l7 on sixteen or eighteen dollars. The man floes his part well, but his wife is good fbr nothing. She will'even upbraid her husband for not living in as good style as his neighbor, while the fault is entirely her own. His neighbor, has a neat, capable and industrious wife, and that makes the difference. :His wife, on the other hand, is a whirlpool into, which a great many silver cups might be thrown, and the appearance of the water - Would, not be changed. ' No Nicholas the Diver is there to restore the treasure. It is -on ly an insult for_ such a woman to . talk to her husband about her love and devotion. Let not an injury or an insult corrode in your bosom, for, so doing,.you increase the injury by your oUrn act.: • It shameful thing to bo. weary of inquiry, when what we search for is en t. LittleTocitsteps: /lash 1 I thing too-night, as I sit by my window .watching..the stars, 'that I hear the footsteps of an older sister, long since called 'form earth to heaven.-- , Meories, sweet and dear, come crowd ing 'upon me as the echo of her innocent prattle seems to sound in the vaulted sky. The Jlangliter of that little one consesdown to me througirtha years, and makes me happy as when, her little voice made mu sic 'around the hearth-stond. ' But she .ivas wantedisy - the Father, and one lone, still night, anottls came and bore her a way to .a brighter and better. world.— Her bright, golden curls, her light , blue eyes, the dimpled cheek, the ever-laugh ing lip=all, were buried beneath the .cold earth, but not forever. No, no.' In hea ven she will .be glorified; her curling hair will be swept by the gentle zephyrs of the Golden City; her, pretty, blue eyes will grow brighter in thesunlightof the Lamb and' her laughter will ring forever in the City of the KinT. Oh,.yes, it is her lit ile_footsteps_that Ilear_tcHsight„as_she with bands of angels pass and repass the throne, singing hallelujahs ancipraitus to the - Lamb 'that , -was slain. List! It is the music that awoke , the shepherds of Judea who watched theirlocks btnight, it is the same heavenly anthem that made the hillsnf Bethlehern resound "with joy hundreds of rears ago., And the burthen of 'that - song is, and ever will be, ."Pet k ce on earth,and good to men." Womis FOR Boys. TO Liberty . is the , right to do whatever you wish, without iute',..ii:riug with the rights of others. save your money and you will find it one of tha most usiiibl friends. Take' care of your liennies and they will grow to• dollars. • • ~Intemperance,is the cause‘of nearly all the trouble inthis world ;. beware of strong drink. The• poorest - bor, - if - he - beindttattiow honest and saving, may reach the highest honor in-the-land ' • • ,Never be cruel to a_ dumb animal;; re momber it bas nu power to tell year much it gaffers. . WILL PAIMM I TAKE 11EL13.--tVII all handi'complaints are made of the increas ing ill health of our ach6ol children. Now who is to take the matter in'hand ? Who . 'is to say there shall be absolutely no les sons learned.. out of school, unless. the pres ent duration of school hours shall be shoi tened, ? It needs„We think,.only that the - parents iihalitheinselves insist' tivin this to effect it. Why wait till brain fever has set in ? Why wait ' till• little spines ar,irretrievably crooked .And of what mortal use is it to keep on polging any thing into, a vessel • when it is incapable of holding anymore, and is only wasted upon the ground ? . , A, drliggiSt i 9 not inap - prop,riStely term ed the chief pillar of society.' Dr. Payne, in his lecture at' . Chicago, 'said' thatseven out of every ten - women in America areicvalids, lie hid examin- - e4ltlippsands of ladies in, a , single city, and ,fouod them MI more r,less diseased. 'Women; he y said, lade to'o tight, deprivilig theii lungs of fresh air ; they leave the :upper part, of the chest bare, which . should always be warmly - clad; and in stead of plain, wholesome, nourishing diet they fill their delichte stomachs with un wholesoine stimulants and delicacies. • ETnunrrY.—The 'flowers fade; the heart withers, man grow old and dies ; bit time writes no .wrinkles on eternity. Eternity! 0, stupeddious thought! ThOu art :ever present, the unborn,stindecaying, and un dying:—the endless chain composing the life of thO,universe., Earth has itt beau ties, but time shrouds them for their grave; its palaces,they are but the gilded sepul chre , its iasukes; they are buisting-bub bles. Not so in the untried born. in the dwiling Of the Almighty can come' no footsteps • of decay. , . A Mu'pita. AfISTARE.-.—Two gentlemen were 'riding in a stage coach; when 'One of them missing his handkerchief, rashipac cused the other 'of having stolen it ; but soon - finding it; had the good manners to beg.pordou,for the ,affront, saying that it -was a miStske ; ,tridch the other replied with great readidess and kind-feeling; "Dont 'lie' uneaSy ; L .:it was. a' mutual Mistake ;.yoalook me for a ,thief, and I took you ,for o , If a seaman sho?kl, turn back every time he encounters a head-wind, he ivolld nevermalie a voyage. Se' he who pe - rZt§ himself to be'batiled by adverse -cireum .stanee3.; will never n?akenheadway in , the voyage of lifo:. One - oftiie streams running in t& . Lake Superior from - the north is -called "Tem perance River," because it is the.only one of all. the, iributaies-of. the. lahe,,tbuk hes no bar at its mouth. • Horace (freely., in hiscreligto.ucasldresi at A krou;Phio, spoke of the Almighty as the 4. A.atlidr of all thitigi.' Thelon.; isvilre Ledger - 1 ; 1.6W that lie" did - not de sign to iuvcrlve his-Alikerin• any respong,. sibility - for. thus book-about farming., '; An Ind,iana, artis re'C'elif,fy fined four dollars' for sprinklik Scotch snuff on the moustache of a sleeping .lawyer.,... It is said the .wind expended by:. that per in sneezing would havesuffie.W to run a wind mill for n week. • - - A strong mind is sometimes mOid - easily . impressed than a weak:natl.: 7 7er - exam-. ple, you cannot so Quaily convince a fool that you are a philosopher V:lat pot .nre fool.• rA druggist is notilutßprepriately. ed the chief piller of sway. ' patedny two api)lea are alike if they are Young ladies prefer those newspapers which make the most bustle. Misery lows company.and ao does, a marriageable young lady. What eani a man have in his pocket when it is empty ? • A big hole. Gaming is the child of avarice andfah of despair. . To the wicked, the virtues of other men are always objects of terror. • • Gold gives a ready passport at any gate, except heaven's. -Why is an umbrella in wet weather like a worn out horse ? Because it is us ed up. It was an Irishman who wanted to find a place where there was no death, that, he might go and end his days there. A Physician hag discovered that the night mare, in nine cases • out of ten, is produced from owing a bill' to the prin ter. - • :' ' It is proposed, as good advice,' "that when beaux become "loose s ' in their, h'iib• its young ladies . _shoulckigive - them ' the `SSack.',' A judge sentencing a prisoner `to' be Idung,, said he hoped it .would , prove a. warning to him. It did—the chap hasn't committed a crime since: • , A colored prea, . • his • wile on the e er, • elivered himself tell you, bredren, 'tis. debil lockjaw. An Irishman noticing a lady. pass down the.street; espied two. stripes depending from wider her mantle.. Not knowing that these were styled sashes and were, hang ing in ;their; right pince, he ekcliiimed "An,faitii, ma'am, yer genuses are looie`i." When a negro jtuir, in laississiipi went' out deliberate, one juror asked another: "Is, dis a hanging ; case ?" "To be _sure," was the answer . "Well,"• said the first juror; "I beered one dem lawyera . say dat boy's gose comin' back . here arid-`pant , us if we hang him. I no go for hanging; and have dat boy's gose foller Verdict of mauslauiliter.. FANNY' FERN. 'A skeptical young- collegian confronted an old Quaker with the statement that-he , did not believe in the - Bible - . -- Said the Quaker.: "Does thou-believe in -Prince ?" "Yes, though I never seen it,„/ have seen others who have ; besides there is plenty of - proof that such a place does exist:" . "nom thee will riot believe anything ;thee 'or oth ers have never seen 2" "No ;'• to be 'sine I won't." "Did thee ever see thy brains ?" `,No." `Ever see anybody that did !' "No." "Does thee believe the has any ?" • - , MARRIED' " FULL • Viiginia, Where the law- tixes• the marriage --lam. :at one dollar, there is a reminiscence: of, couple who many years ago called on a parson and reiiiiested him to marry them "Where is my fee . ?" said the old, func tionary.,:,' _ ; The parties *he were to unite their for tunes did , sci at once, and found the -joint. amount to'be twenty4eiren bents.. can't' marry you tor that sunt,it said the'irate old gentleman', , 4 • ..•••• I - 0 "A little bit of service will :g0•ti , 1:044 way," suggested, the -male applicant s :4':- "Al i :no r '-said the parson :jfyouloo,l*.. pay for the size-of the -for 4110'4 good you:hope it-will , . • .The lass; intent on, marriage; began , to weep, but the parson was-inexorable, and the couple' turneci , eadly. to depart. Just then a happy thought seemed to strike the forlorn' maiden; and she turned and cried,: through her tears— "Please,Air, if.you can't marry us full ' up f woril you Marry us_tntenty-seren cents worth WC - carc - conie 'fee the rest' some other time,-.!' This , Avas' too -much for the•parson. Ho married them "full up," and they cent on, their way rejoicing. - Swinging is said by the doctors to ,be very good exercise for a person's health, but many a poor wretch nas come to his death by it. , . _ , . The highest-rate of iutetwt that we pay pay is .tor.. borrowed trouble.. Things that are alwaya a going- to happen, never . - do happen. . Trying to do ,btisins withint adver tising is like winking at a pretty girl througli'a pair of grt...en goggles.' :You •know.what you are doing but nobody else. woman wears her hlubancra trousers, does she pant for his rights or for her own? ;Before and after? Hall says that for the period of a month before mar nage, and a month after death, men, re gald ;heir wives as angels.: Laded—the cemssu .for courting at. thagate, xtp The eamlug man—Jack Pp:rt. 02 4 00 PER TEAR - '-• NUMBER,2I Wit an 4 Vintor. in. discoursing to • of earnest s a•- 11 Inanner': - raM *at, gibs de. /~M'~[~C d~p:4.H~y.