MY .W. maim VOLUME 24. 111 WIINESBOIO' VILLIOI RIOOIIII PUBLISH= SIM TM831).0 Nommia By W. BLAIR. TOMS—Two Dollars per Annum if paid within the year; Two Dollars and Fifty cents after the expiration of the year. ADVERTISEMENTS—:-One Square (10 lines) three inser Lions, ta,so ; for each subsequent insertion, Thir five Cents per Square. A liberal discount made to yearly adver tisers. LOCALS.—Business Locals Ten Cents line for the first insertion, Seven Cents for subsequent insertions. profts63nal (ards. PHYSICIAN AND, SURGEON. iv.eYnasiono', Office at the Waynesboro' "Corner Drug Store." . Dane 29-L-tf. DP ',. .71R.A.NTZ, Has resume OFFICE—In the Walker Building—nea the Bowden lious'e. Night calls should be made at his residence on Main Street, ad *oining the Western School Rouse. u y .61 siTry-Fasy - , P10(5101,11 ANA WAYNESBORO" PA. Office at his residence, nearly opposite the Bowden House. Nov 2—tL ' JOS 8 A. 1iV444111G, ATTORNEY'AT LAW, ITAVINO. been admited to Practiee_Lasv_ 1.2. at the several Courts in Franklin Coun ty, all business entrusted to his care will be promptly attended to. Post Office address 31ereersburg, Pa. 7 _• ;S 1 ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAY - kESBORO', TA, Will give prompt and close attention to all business entrusted to his care. Office next .doorjo the Bowden House, in the Walker liuil Duly 6 JOSEPH IDOTTG-1.1.A.5, ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBORO', PA.. Practices in the several Courts of Franklin and adjacent Counties. N. B.—Real Estate leased and sold, and _Tire Insurance effected on reasonable terms. December 10, 1871. ID_ A... STOUFFER, DENTIST, GREENCASTLE, PA. -• • A.41;44 , 6 Experieliced in Dentistry, will insert you sets of Tetith at prices to suit the tunes. Feb. 16, 1871. STRACIELEBi r (FORMERLY OF MERbERSRURG; PA.,) ®citizens his Professional services to the X./citizens of Waynesboro' and vicinity. Da. STRICKLER has relinquished an exten sive practice at Mercersburg, where he has been prominently engaged for a number of years in the practice of his profession. He has opened an Office in Waynesboro', at the residence of o,eorge Besore, Esq., his Father-in-law, where he can be found at all times when not professionally engaged. July 20, 1.871.-tf. BRANISHOLTS, RESIDENT DENTIST, ,;.2-*_; - ;•=1 • -=-cr-zl4- W A.Y N ES B 0 R o', PA., Can be found at all times at his office where he is prepared to insert teeth on the best basis in use and at prices to suit the times. Teeth extracted, without . pain by the use of chloroform, eather, nitrous oxid egas or the _freezing process, in a manner surpassed by none. We the undersigned being acquainted with A. K. Branisholts for the just year, can rec ommend him to the public generally to be a Dentist well . qualified to perform all ope rations belonging to Dentistry in the most skillful manner. Drs. J. B. AMBERSON, I. N. SNIVELY, E. A. HERRING, J. M. RIPPLE, J. J. OELLIG, A. S. BONBRAKE, T. D. FRENCH. Sept 29t11 C. A. S. co "L , DEALER IN WATOZIES AND JEWELRY * 883 WEST BALTIMORE STREET, BALTIMORE, MD. SkirW4cips Repaired and Warranted:Vl SW - Jewelry Mule and Repaired:lit July 13,1871.-t£ SURVEYING AND CONVIYALOING. Tundersigned havjng had some ten r l e E ars experience as a practical Surveyor is prepared to do all kiiids of Surveying, laying out and dividing up 'finds, also all kinds of writing usually done by Scriveners. Parties willing - work done can call on, or address the undersigned at Waynesboro' Pa. feb 2—tf groisit. 35.A.8.38ER1,15TC+1 TEsubscriber in the public that he tinues the Barbering business in the room next door to Mr. Reid's Grocery Store, and is at all times prepared to do hair cut. tint shaviug,s hampooning tete, in the best Ltl i p e patronage Otto publicly respect- , tad. Aug UHL • W. A. PRICE. 4•lla;ekvz wary= S HURD lE43$ IEOI NOW. The surging sea of human life forever on• ward rolls, Bearing to the eternal shore each day its freight of souls : But though our bark sails bravely on, pale Death sits at the prow, And few shall know we eau lived a hundred Oh, mighty htzmatibrotherhoOd, why fierce ly war and strife, While God's great world has ample space for every thing alive? Broad fields uncultured and unclaimed are waiting for the plow Of progress, that sho a hundred years from now. Why shOuld we toil so earnestly in .life's short narrow span, On golden stairs to climb so high above our brother men? "a. rblindly_at an homage bow? Our gods will rust, our souls be dust, a hun dred years from now. Wh .rite so much the world's applause ? f Medicine— why dread so much its blame?. A fleeting echo is its voice of cansure or of The praise that-thrills the heart, the scorn that dyes with shame the brow, Will be as long forgotten dreams a hundred years from now. Earth's empires rise and fall, 0, Time; like breakers on the shore, They-rush-npon-te-rocks-of-doom,-are-seen -and seen no more; The starry wilderness of worlds that gem night's radiant brow, Will li_ ht the skies for other e: years from now. . 0, Thou, before whoo.e sleepless eyes the past and future stand An open page, like babies we cling to thf protecting hand ; Change, sorrow, death, are paught to us ii we may safely bow Beneath the shadow of Thy throne a hnn dred'years from now. THE KIND OLD FRIENDLY FEELING. The kind old friendly feelings:— We have their spirit yet, Tho' years and years have passed old, friend Since thou and I last met ! And something of gray Time's advance Seems in thy fading eye-; Yet 'tis the same good honest glance I loved in times gone by ; Ere the kindold friendly feelings Had ever brought one sighr The warm old friendly feelings— Ah, who need ypt be lold No other link, a bind the heart Like those loved links of old! Thy hand I joyed in youth to clasp, The touch of age may show; Yet the same true hearty grasp I loved so long Ago Ere the last old friendly feelings Had taught one tear to tiowl - fflistellautous gtading. THE EXPERIMENT. Mr. Herbert De Browne sat in his lux urious bachelor establishment in Blank street, and pondered deeply. The sub ject of his cogitations was a wife, or rather how to gat one. There were enough young ladies who would be glad to bless their lucky stars for the privilege of be coming mistress of his home, as he well knew; but he also - felt tolerably well as sured the home was all they cared for.— For the fortune they would wed its owe er. "Duce take the money !" he exclaim ed ; "I wish I'd never had a farthing and then But botheration, then I should have been too poor to marry any way. Why couldn't I have had just wealth enough for all my wants and nothing more ? I'll foil them, though, the mean adventuresses 1" A furious pull at the bell-rope brought the house-kee••er to tha room in a hurry. "Pack up your traps, • Mrs. Rinkle, he exclaimed, abruptly, "for I am going to close the house." It was evident he had come to some conclusion. . "Shut up the house, Mr. De Bro wne!" ejaculated the housekeeper, almost believ ing she had lost her reason. "Why, such a thing has not occured since your lament ed uncle took possession five and forty years ago." "That makes no difference, ma'am; I'm master here now, and .1 shall close it for the present. Meanwhile,. your pay can still go on, and that of such d mestics as you consider indispensabld. Have you no relatives you wish to visit I" he inqui red. That settled it. The proffer of contin ued pay removed Mrs. ilinkle'e scruples effectually. She then remembered she . had some friends she bad not seen for years. ' Three days later, Mr. Herbert De Browne was safely domiciled in aquiet lodging-house, and shortly afterwards, be began to sell his diamond rings and seals, and other, paraphernalia of fassionable life, as well as dress, himself in plainer clothes. A rumor that his property had been lost through an unlucky specula tion was soon afloat. Ike loft friends rapidly. By twos and threes they ceased to know him as they tad' him on the street. He only laughed tuid snapped hia fingers at them be.hind. th4r A FAMILY NEWSPAPER-DEVOTIO TO LITERATURE, LOCAL A.ND GENERAL NEWS, ETC. o seltrt pottr4. ma e •em shrine our souls in es a hundred *AYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY,. PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1871. Had this adversity been real, he would not have felt like laughing. Then came the time when this circle of acquaintances got narrowed down to three. But three of his former friends still clung to him, true in adversity. It was no wonder he grew misanthrop ic. Out in the street, he met a carriage, containing some of his former acquain tance, who had been absent from the city since he had closed his house. Re thought they would not notice him ; but each in .; -d as of "They have not heard the news!" he muttered, cynically. • • "Rather close quarters, my friend," he said, as he took a calm survey of Her beres,not very pretentious surroundings. "Pretty-close,-that's s stet;taais De Browne, icily. "But since I lost my property—of which I suppose you haven't heard—l have become quite economical?" "But I have heard 1" cried his auditor, abruptly ; "and this is why I came : I knew.you would need friends now, if ever, and_the fart i —I mean, I came to offer. you' the posi tion of head clerk in my counting-house. Will you accept it ?" "Ahen ! Well, I'll think of it. But it's long , tram my lou tt "Duce take your lodgings You can• board in niy family as a—well, as a sort of guest, you know. " - iierbert looked him over closely. John Brandard was a wealthy man—very weal thy, he was called—and in his face there was nothing to warrant the suspicion that he had learned Herbert's secret, and wish ed to curry favor, sidle him while under an-apparent-cloudi-so-that-idea-was-speed fly dismissed. Of course he quickly th9nk ed him, and accepted. Once cosily snuggled in the Brandard mansion, it was not long before he won- Drrand= I ere, w y and before She did not seem to be above him, not withstanding:the wide difference in their positions, and treated him as cordially— more cordially, he thought—than before the change in his fortunes. He would not have been human had he not learned to love her. The climax came when she gave a grand party. Then, before the elite of the city, she did not hesitate to receive attentions from him, on which but one construction could be placed. He thought her quite a heroine, and asked for no further proof that she could love him. Tne next afternoon, they met in her father's library, where he had waited to to see her. "Susie," he said, as soon as the usual courtesies had been exchanged, "I come to you this morning to learn my fate. I know the difference in our positions, and would not urge you—only let ' your heart decide. My heart I lay before you." She blushed prettily, and seemed confus ed for a moment ; then she gave him her hand. ' "I have loved you, oh, so long!' she said`; "and I feared that you would nev er love me. You were so jealous before you lost your wealth that all women were mere adventuresses. I,wda heartily glad when papa said you had lost it, and I—" "You sent him to negotiate with me," cried Herbert, finishing the sentence in tuitively, and giving it labial emphasis. "I loved you so 1" she murmered de preciateingly. "I do not doubt it, dearest !" And Mr. Herbert de Browne believed himself the happiest of men. They were married. The wedding was yery unpretentious, as became the bridegroom's straitened circumstances ; and he in a constant ecstacy as he thought of her surprise when he should tell her that his fortune still remained- He sent for Mrs. Rinkle to come and reopen the house, and to put it in condition to re ceive its mistress. Meantime, they tarri ed at her father's. "Herbert," said his wife ' one day, "I have a favor to ask pf you. Will you grant it P" "I will, - if in my power, Sue, darling," he exclaimed. "Well, poor papa is rather short of mon ey : won't you lend him ten or fifteen thousand dollars 7" • "Me 1 Why, you know—" "Oh ! I know what you have been pre tending," was the quick reply.--="But then it wasn't so •, you never lost your money." "Herbert Deßrowne was dumb with as tonishment and chagrin. "How did they find that out he gasp ed. "I knew it all the time. When I heard that you was penniless, papa went directly to your banker, and learned the contrary. I think, we managed pretty well." "I think you did," cried her husband, desperately; but do you think I'll endure it?" "How can you help yohrself? We are married now. You can't apply for a diVorce." "Na, I can't, but—" "Then Qat will you do ?" "Answer - me one question: Do you really love me?" "Yes , I do." "Well, ifyou love me, we will drop the subject." "I - think you'd better," she said, quiet• say ; "and lend papa'the money." And, like a sensible man, he lent it. The Hearth and Home says :• The ora cles of the human soul speak in favor of the purity and perpetuity of marriage.— Men may forsake the oracles and build socialismst ut of their own fancies. It.ia all the worse for them. But the intuitions, the 'loves, the moral influences of the race are on the aide of marriage." Wherr..- no hone 12ft, left ne- Taking Things Without Asking. When I was a boy, I was playing out in the street one winter's day, catching rides on sleighs, and it was great fun.— Boys would rather catch rides any day than go out regularly and properly to take a drive. As I am catching on to one sleigh and to another, sometimes hav ing a nice time, and oftentimes getting a cut from a big black,whip, lat last fas tened like a barnacle to the_ side of a Countryman's cutter. An old gentleman sat alone on the : 2 • 4.1. nantly, as I thought, and neither said anything to me, nor swung his old whip over me ; so I ventured to climb upon the side of , his nutter. Another benig nant look from the countryman, but not a word. Emboldened by his supposed goodness, I - N - Foirr - ed - to - tumble - into - th cutter and take a Seat under the warm robe beside him, and then he spoke. The colloquy was as follows "Young man, do you like to ride?" “y es r "It's a pretty nice cutter, isn't it ?" — "Yes, sicit is, aid a-nice-horse-draw ing it." "Did I ask you to get in ?" "No, sir." _ s • •• 4y did you get in ?" "Well, sir, II I thought you looks. so good and kind, and that you would have no objection." . "And so, young man, because you you thought I was good and kind, you took advantage of that kindness, and took a fa vor without asking fur it ?" "Yes, sir." 'ls that ride worth having 2" • tek "Yes, sir." itl/4 - - now, young man, It you two things. You should never take a mean advantage of the kindness of oth ers ; and what is worth having, is worth afFlealst-askinyon=timble_d_ into this sleigh without asking me, I shall tumble you out into that snow-drift with out asking you." And out I went, like a shot shov el, and he didn't make mu _fuss about it either. I 'picked mys up in a slight bewildered state, bit I ever forgot that lesson. Truthful and Obedient. Charlie ! Charlie 1" Clear and sweet as a note struck from a silvery bell, the voice rippled over the common. "That's mother," cried one of the boys, and he instantly threw down his bat, and picked up his jacket and cap. "Don't go yet !" "Have it out Fin ish the game !" Try it again !" cried ..the players in a noisy chorus: "I must go—right off—this minute. I told her I'd come whenever she called. "Hake her believe you didn't hear !" them all exclaimed. "But Idid hear." • "She wont know you did." "But I know it, and—" • "Let him go," said a bystander. "You can't do • anything with him. He's tied to his mother's apron strings." "That's so," said Charley ; • "and it's to what every boy ought to be tied ; and in a bard knot, too." "But I wouldn't be such a baby 'as to run the minute she called," said one. s , ".T. don't call it babyish .to keep one's word to his mother," answered the obedi ent boy, a beautiful light glowing in his blue eyes. "I call that manly ; and the boy who don't keep his word to her. will never keep it to any one else—you see if he does I" - • and he hurried away to his cottage home. Thirty years have passed since thde boys played, on the cummon. Charles Gray is now' a prosperous business man in a great city, and his mercantile friends ' ay of him that "his word is as good as His bond." We 'asked him once hoiv he ' had apquiied such a reputation. . "I never broke my word when a bod no matter how great the temptation; and the habit formed then, has clung to my through life."—Child's Delight. Running in a Rut. Small an narrow minds always. run in ruts.. Large and comprehensive minds originate ideas and strike 'out original courses. A monkey can imitate, but it requires a man of mind—something more than instinct—to originate. A small mind ed man may be sharp and shrewd enough to ,follow and pick up the mental crembis of a large mind, and turn the same to pro fitable account. Our longheaded John Calvin, our broadheaded Martin Luther, and our highheaded John Wesley, lead their millions of followers to day. New ton, Harvey, Fulton and Gall were large minded men, and made original discover ies. We; lesser' lights, profit by their teachings, and follow in their wake. The only objection to' this "rut fraternity is, that they oppose measures which, if car ried out, would result in their good. The world changes. One season succeeds an other. Daylight succeeds darkness. One generation---yee, generation—succeeds an other. And the world moves. Let us move with it, Those who oppose will be run over, crushed, and left behind the ev er forward movement. Instead of follow ing blind and fkllible guides, let us look to the great Teacher, and follow' Him. Is our courses through dark and dismal ways? Light from Heaven, through faith, will shine on our path and make the way "all serene" Let us get out of the ruts of i,g norance, skepticism, Superstition, fear, d.e• spondency, and spiritual death, and come up into the open way whose mails are straight and freeofimpedim: ents,andwhich are illuminated by the brightness of truth. Omega Oconty, lowa, with 277.480 a cres of land, contains not a single tree. Oar own heart, and' not other men'a pinions, fors our true honor. Old Maids. 4 quaint and gallant writer some fif ty years ago said: "I love an old maid —I use the singular number, as speaking of a singularity in • humanity. An old maid is not merely an antiquarian, she is an antiquity; not merely a record of the past, but the very past itself; she has es caped a great change, and sympathizes not in the ordinary mutation of morality. She inhabits a little eternity of ' her own. She is Mai from the begining of the chap ter to the end. I do. not like to hear them called Mistress as is sometimes the practice, for that looks and.sounds like a resignation of despair,a,volUntary extinc tion of hope. I do 'not • know whether marriages are made in heaven I some 'peo ple say they are, but I am almost 'sure old maids are. There is something-about hem_whichis_not_oLthe_eartheariOnly= They are spectators of the world, not 'ad venturers, or ramblers, perhaps guardians; we say nothing of tattlers. They are evidently predestined to- be what they are. They owe not the singu; larity of their condition to any lack of beauty, wisdom, wit or good temper; there 18 naTaccoun mg or it on e principal of fatality. I have known ma ny old maids, and, of them all, not one that has not posessed as many good and blequahtlesas-ninety-tuul-rune-o hundrefpfmnarriedacquaintance. Why then, are they single? It is sheir fate." Truth the Best Policy. It is related of 'a, Persian mother, on giving her son forty peiees of silver-as his portion, that she made him swear never to tell a lie, and .said : • meson; c°ll6g' _and_we_shall_not_meethere_agam_tilLthe_ day of judgment." The youth went away, and - thw - arty he traveled with were assulted by robbers.- Our fzHow-asked=the=boy=what=he=had and he answered i °"Forty dinars are sew ed in my garments." The robber laughed, thinking that the boy jested. Another asked the same ques tion, and received the same answer. At last the chief called him asked him what he had. The boy replied: "I have told two of your people alrea dy that I had forty dinars sewed up in my clothes." The chief ordered his clothes to be rip= ped open, and the money was found. "And how came you to tell this ?" "Because," replied the boy, "I would not be false to my mother, to whoni I prom ised never to tell a lie." "Child said the robber, "art thou so mindful of thy duty to thy mother, and I am insensible at my age.of the duty I owe to God? Give me thy hand, that I Tay swear repentance on it." • He did so, and his followers were struck with the scene. "You have been our leader in guilt," they said to the' chief, "be the same in the path of virtue ;" and, taking the boy's hand, they took the oath of repentance on it. DON'T Huunv—Believe in traveling on.step by step ; don't expect to be rich ,in a jump: Slow and sure is better than fast and flimsy. Perseverance:by its dai ly gains, enriches a man far more than fits and starts of fortunate speculation.— Little flashes are sweet. Every day a thread makes a skein in a year. ' Brick by brick louses 'are built. We should creep before we walk, walk before we run, and run before we ride. In getting rich, the more haste the worse sped—Haste trips up its own wheels. ' Don't live up a small' busines . s till you see that a large one will pay you better. Even crumbs are bread. I Better a little furniture than an empty house. In these harll times; he who can sit on a stone and feed himself had better not move. From bad to worse is poor improvement. A crust is hard fare, but, none at all IS har der. Don't jump of the' frying pay into the fire.—Remember, many men have done well in very small shops. A little trade With profit is better than a great con cern at a loss ; a small fire that warms you is better than &latge fire that burns you. A great deal •of water cap be got from a small pipe, if the bucket is always there to catch it. large hares my be caught in small 'woods. A sheep may get 'fat in a small meadow, and starve in a great desert. He who undertakes too much suo ceeds but little:4oA Ploughman's Talks. MAPLE LEayse.—Turning brown, turn ing golden—falling gently to earth with every breath of autumn air—edying your autumn death, as the old man dies when the autumn of human life is reached. The frost has withered you, and the soft flak es will cover, you over agd. -blacken your golden tints, and the heel of man will grind your dUst into the earth. Clinging to life, nestling yet closer to twig and branch as you feel the frosty touch, you cannot stay the season's,march. The strong wind will seek you out, every one, and you,must fall to earth, and be forgotten, just as the,bravest and best are laid away to moulder out of recollection. Through the busy streets, along the winding path of the country wood, over the Brown, bleak meadowe robbed of green, the gale will scatter you afar, until some eddying gust mercifully Whirls youinto a corner for the slumber, of decay. Oh ! leaves,- brown leaves and golden, falling and dying, you are true emblems of human blew Fading, even as we grow old, clinging as we clutch to life, though it be full of heartaches, fall.' ing as we fall when life is no more, and the grave is ready to keep.guard over our long,.last sleep. We shall soon forget you, and will look at the leafless branch es, moaning and'tcesing in the gale with no more than a single thought that you lived a brief life. The bravest of to•day are the unremembered dead of to-morrow, DON'T COMPLAIN.—Don't complain of your birth, your training, your employ e entiyour-hardshipsi-never--fancy—that you could be something if you only had a different lot or sphere aaikned to you. God understands his own plans, and knows what you want better than you do. The very things that you most •depricate as fatal limitations and obstructions, are prob ably what you most want. What you call hindeiance and discouragement, are prob ably God's opportunities, and it is nothing to dislike his medicines, or any certain proof that they are poisons. No ! a truce ish.envy which knaws at your heart be cause you are not in the same lot with others ; bring down your soul, or rather bring it up to.receive God's will and do His word, in your lot, in your sphere, un der your cloud of obscurity, against your - us stations, and them-you-shall-find-the Your condition is never opposed to your good, but really consistent withit. Man's Duty. Gail Hamilton in ono of her recent let ters discusses the ques ion of man's duty owar. ' onatm-- : ere-m—a—specunen-e her mode• of treating the matter : "Look ,ing at it without regard•to spiritual com pensation, God is the most partial of be -Ings.—He_niade_onezem_stremg and the_ other weak ; and upon the. weak he plac ed a heavy burden, where upon the strong he placed none at all. Worse far than this, he made the burden of the weaker sex inseperable ; while the only burden of the stronger six was so loosely and lightly laid that it could always be shift ed to the shoulders ofthe - weaker, and it always has to ,a greater or less degree, been 'thus shifted, so that the IN esker - 1 .ome the load of tie stronger in add to its own. W#h . fall this,-he left to - no -or-female or whether to be, at all ; but of his own , To — man- he gave-not only strength but joy ; to woman not on ly weakness but suffering. Nan incurs suffering only through disease, the resuls of folly or ignorance. Woman's highest happiness comes through 'the valley of of the shadow of death. The hardest law that ever man framed for woman is ten der and benevolent compared with the ir reversible natural law under which she lives, and moves, and has her being. PLIMIL—Pinek is what wins the great victories of the world, when to it is joined the physical stamina requisite fOr constant work. Let the slow boys read the follow ing It is not unusual to find that the lead ing men of our-day outer, or any outer day, were very unpromising boys. Daniel Web ster, the acknowledged statesman ofAmer ica, was notoriously dull when a boy, a poor scholar in college, and graduated without honor. Henry Ward - Beecher, indisputably the Most popular divine in this country was a fourth-rate scholar when young and completed his studies without distinction, except on the play-ground.— Robert Rantoul stood near the foot of his class in college. Sir.. Walter Scott was rather 'a dullard when a boy. Patrick I . p Hen whose oratory stirred the hearts of the .F. V's., was too stupid a boy to k on the shady 'side of the tree under' N ich he would lie, like an unthinking brute, the livelong day. . We may never Know. We ay never know of the anguish hidden beneath smiling eyes. • We may never - know of the weary hearts beside us"day by day, whose pray er 'is for strength to wait till God shall say "Well done." We may sit down at the same fireside, clasp hand at -the same so cial band, look into other's faces—none can see the heart; and who may , tell of the sad failures--the soul sick, pining for a Father's hand to lead beside still wa ters of peace and rest. Ah ! never till we soar beyond the stars,and all the tears be wiped from our eyes, shall we understand thatinscrutable mystery, the human heart. Ah! despair not when lite seems hard and dreary; by and by the shadows will fall, apart—the fetters that bind us will be dissevered—the burden be removed, the tired - hands be folded, and sleep, with her heaing wings shall hover over'us, and rest, be won, . Thank God for the rest of the quiet grave. Thank God for.the.home beyond it; and be sure, "when ye awake in his likeness ye shall be, satisfied thee—Ken tacky Templar. THR WORLD OVER.—From all parts of the world we continue to receive tidinv of destruction of life and property by flood, fire, and shipwreck. In China, the storms and floods, of which we have pre viously had some accounts, are reported t cihave swept away three thousand persons. The Bassin. mining town of Bogoslovsk, in the Uural Mountains, has been burned by incendiaries; and, in addition to the great disasters in our own country- alrea dy chronicled, ve are beginning to receive accounts of numerous wrecks which. oc- curred during the late gale along the Lake and Atlantic coast. At -Halifax, ports on the St. Lawrence, and on both sides of the great. Lakes, the devastaiion has been unusually heavy. These; and the other great calamities that hive overtaken- us, are proofs of the helplessness of man, with all his proud achivements in science, against the unleas.ed elements . by which he is surrounded. The editor of the Logansport Journal has been shown "an apple raised on a tree at Fort Defiance, Ohio„ which is supposed to be 1,50 years old, as it was grown there when General Wayne commanded that past, in 181 L" This appleleats anything we hate. hada& 'heard Of for `keeping. Prefer lees before unjust.guiailor that brines arid but once; thislereier. $2,00 PER YEAR 5:33 tvAl Wix and alantor. Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency, in giving the: no offence 'Vhen is a c on the stairs danger ous? When it ru s down. 77d warning thtiouable assemblies— look out for paint . ......-- When a lady faints, what figure 'does she need ? You must bring her 2. If shoemakers are not, radical; they are . . Why is the letter S like a sewing ma chine?—Because it makes needles need less. Gardeners might not like to part with their garden, though they are alwaysTea -dy-to-fork-over-thez-groun Why do the ". o up" so much more of pears, peach.. nnd small . 'fruits now than formely ? "by because they can. A Boston paper says the best way to improve the lot of woman is to put a ....o - houscrotritrund--good-imui=ia=th house. Woman's Rite's:—Putting on her chig non, arranging her curls, buttoning her gaitdra, and al - justing - 7 - and things. Young ladies in New Haven ac. -- e . learning to play the violin. The idea of having four strings to their bow is fas cinating. 'At an auction of miscellaneous articles in the open air it began to rain, when a -by-stander—advised-the-auctioneer—the th - e - rrext - artiele - put - up - should - be-an-um- "They say cotton is declining," ex _claimed_an_old_ lady_ as_ she_rentoyed _her spectacles, and laid down her paper. "I thought so," she continued, for the , lait thread I used was very feeble." - - Are the jury agreed?" asked a_ judge of the court attache whom he met on the stairs with a bucket in his hand. "Yes," replied Patrick.. "They have agreed to send out for a gallon." The difference between a bachelor' in love and a married man in love is said to be that the bachelor looks out for No. 1, and the married man for N0..2. A gentleramt renowned for his. charity, says no beggar can go - away from. his gates unsatisfied; they can always get a Bite. He keeps a dog tied loose. - • . A New Jersey man is getting suspici ousu because his wife has several times I la tely asked him why he - did not apply for work at the nii ro-glycerene fact'§ry, which has been blown up twice lately. .lle •is watching for the other fellow. A few years ago., at a negro camp-meet ing heldnearFlushing,,ther.olored preach-• er said : . "I tell you - blabbed bredern,. that the debble- is-a.big- liog; an one :of these days he'll come along are Toot _y,ou. out." An old pegro in one ef.the anxious. pews, liedring. this, tiled . 'froth the straw, aiid his handss, ex claimed in'thettgony• of his tears, "Ring • him, Lord I ring.b.im l" The commentof a colored preadher on the test, "It is more blessed to give than to receive," is inimitable for its point as well as eloquence: "I've. known•many a church to die cause it did'nt give enough, but I never have known a church to die 'cause it gave too much. Dey don't die dat way. 'Bredren, has any of you knowed a church to die 'cause it gave ton much ? If you do, just let me know, and I'll make a pilgrimage to dat church, an' I'll climb by de soft light of de • anion up de moss covered roof ; and I'll- sten'• .dar, an' lift up my hands to heaven an' say, "Blessed are de dead dat die in de Lord:" ' AN • ELDER'S MisrAKE.,— A United Brethren. presiding elder, out in Minneso ta, preaching to a strange congregation, Was much annoyed by some of' the young folks talking' and laughing during the service. He paused, looked at the dis turbers, and said "J. am always afraid to reprove thoselAto . misbehave in church. In the early - part of My - Ministry "made a great - mistake. As I was preaching,' young man, who sat. just before ~me was constantly laughing, talking and making uncouth grimaces, I paused and admin istered a severe rebuke . After the close of the service end of the official members came and said to ine, "Brother you made a great mistake.. That young man whom you rbuketl ,ja an idiot.""— Since Since then I. have always been afraid to reprove those Who misbehaVe . in• 'church least I should repeat that mistake, and ,reproye,another idiot." During the rest of ,tint service, at leait, there was good order. 'EXERCISE.—The Lockport Journal con tains the following practical suggestion : "Now. that. the croquet and base ball sea son will ero long be over, we would sug gest, in order that the muscle-developing process May not'lie dormant . during the "-long winter • months, that the base ball athletics turn their attention to salving up the wood piles of widows and sick folks !luring the winter. The'exercise is fully as healthful; is not so violent, dangerous, nor tiresome as base ball, and We-are-sure the results will gratify a curious:•.fiublic fully 'as much, and Wo would_• pTefer to . give the ‘,.score of a woo4-sawing clasato that of abase ball club in Our columns. What you'sav, .geuti? Physician recom mend young ladiesto form walking clubs. Thiiis a matter . in which stOos shouhl.bo taken.