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Caldwell. dO. /Woad 4 Metzgar. Pittsburgh. Pa. Moon, Carr & Co., do. do. Ammon, Branum 4: CO.. EridgllPotte C. Se: - ao, 'O. ' .• - sitcrt giortq. A Song for the Stay-at-Home Patriots who Voted 1;or Lincoln. "Why don't I enlist?" Ali, you see, I have reasons that answer me well; But there is my neighbor, young C., Why he stays no person can tell! So hearty and rugged and brave, And little to do here, you know, lie hasn't a house, nor a field, And there isn't a reason to show. 'Tie true he's a pretfy young wife, With a sweet tittle babe in her armA, But shall man risk the Nation's dear life; Because a frail woman bath charms? Ah if he comprehended our need, His wife and his babe would he kiss, He would tear their white arms from his neck, And come promptly up and enlist. J O. RITCHIZ But I have a farm and a house; And cattle and sheep on the hills; How can I turn from profit and loss, To think of a sick Nation's ills? What money I'd lose if I went— What chances for trafic and gain! Then, think of the comforts of home— And the camp, the carnage and slain But there is young Truman Le Loss, Whose mother is widowed and old, And he has but little to do, Since their farm by the Sheriff was sold But if he, should enlist and get shot, As many a one has before, Ills mother could come on the town, Or ask alms at the wealthy man door. JOHN PHELAN 'Tis shameful such follows as ho Should turn a deaf ear to the call; That some should be slain by the tire, Cannot be the fortune of all! If I only stood in his shoes, With no fortune or Izin to protect— If I faltered to shoulder my gun, I OVGHT TO BE snoT for neglect. I'm ready to cheer the ice ldjlag," A.od toss op my hat in the air--- S' long as it costs not a cent, By the "Union" I'm ready to swear! Let the blood of the nation flow out Like a river to vanquish the foe, Let each father and brother turn out, (But the pocTott says I cannot go!) SENATOR WILLIAM HOPKINS , Qtrthn Amendment of the Senate to the Lill annexing Washington cont.!, to Alleglieng ris a Judicial di4rict. [The following remarks were made by senator Hopkins upon an amendment to the bill, submitting it to a vote of the people of the Judic,4l district:] Mr. Speaker, Singe I bad the honor of addressing the Senate on this bill as it came from the House of Representa tives, it has assumed, nominally at least, a new phase. Why is this Has it been dis-;overed by its friends that the guards thrown :wound the Judiciary by ti.e Constitution. :and decisions of the supreme Court were too impregnable to be overcame by dirsei assault, and, there fore, this "flank movement" has been made, under the hope of better success. Sir, if this be the motive which prompted this "change of base," I think, when it rz,ernes to he carefully examined, it will be found (as was pertinently re marked by the Senator from Lancaster, Judge Champileys,) that "it only com plicates still more, the Constitutional Alifficulty." Now, Mr Speaker, how stands the inc,stion before the Stnate to-day?— 't'he House passed a bill annexing Washington county to Allegheny, as a Judieiar district, which proposition, if it possessed no other merit, it did that of boldness, and on that account it might, perhaps, be entitled to our ad miration. It was a direct attempt to ignore a plainly written provision of the Constitution, a:A that its friends learned this, in some way, seems to be appa rent, from the amendment adopted by the Senate. But to, the question before u.s. The bill, as it passed the House, was either within the powers delegated to the I.4,elp,Attire, or it was not. If the former then they changed the bill; and if the latter, how can our action, or that of the people cure the defect?- 4ow cap the Legislature delegate to the people a power which it cannot, it self exercise? But to come directly to the point.— The House bill, as has been stated, pro posed to annex Washington county to Allegheny, as a Judicial district, and to extend aver the 'former county, the ju risdiction of a Judge for seven or eight years, in AtOfr,p, election they had no Voice. This, the friends of the bill were given to undeystaud, was forbidden by the Constitution, the second section of the fifth artic4 o,i which provides that ':the President judges of the s t everal courts of common pleas," &c., shall be elected by the qmallfied electors of the repecr ties district over which they are to preside, op act as Judges,.'" J. w. V,wEto. WHY NOT ENLIST. REMARKS WAYNESBURG, GREENE COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1865, This, sir, was an insuperable barrier in the way of the bill becoming a law, as seems now to be conceded. " Well, now, how is it proposed this barrier shall be overcome? Why simply by submitting to a vote of the people the question of annexa tion. The amendment is in these words: "Su.o. 4. The qualified electors of Washington county shall at the time and places of holding the next spring election, determine by ballot whether the said county shall be annexed to the Fifth Judicial District. The ballots shall have written or printed on the out side "annexation." and on the inside, "for annexation" or "against annexa tion." The returns of the said election shall be filed with the Prothonotary of the said county, who shall lay the same before the court of common pleas of the said county at the ensuing term, and the said election may be contested in the same manner as is by law provided in the case of justices of the peace.— W hen the result of the said election is ascertained by the said court, the judges thereof shall certify the same, which certificate shall be filed with the Pro thonotary who shall transmit an exem plification thereof to the Secretary of the Commonwealth, to be laid before the Governor, and if the said exemplifica tion shows the result to be for "annex ation," the Governor shall, by his proc lamation, declare that the said county of Washington is annexed and constituted part of the Fitth Judicial District. If a majority of the votes cast at the said election shall be "against annexation," the first three sections of this bill shall not take effect." Now let us look at this amendment for a moment, not as mere partisans, but as Senators of this great and glorious old Commonw e alth. That we may arrive at a correct con clusion in regard to the amendment, we must keep in view what is about assum ed; that is, that the Constitution confers upon the Legislature no power,perma nently to extend the jurisdiction of a judge over any county whose "qualified electors" had no participation in his election. Sir, if this be good law, as I believe it is now conceded to be, how is it possi ble for the L4sidature to transfer a power to the people which it does not itself' possess. This is the question in volved here. In other words, it is pi oposed to re move an aclonowkrlged Constitutional bar, i er which stands in the way of the Leg islature doing what the bill invokes, by submitting the bill to a vote of the peo ple. Can this be done? The Senators on the other side of the chamber affirm and I deny. It will lie observed that the amendment provides that at the approaching March election the qualified electors of Washington county shall vote for or against annexa tion, and this, it is contended by the Senator from Allegheny, Mr. iligham, and others, "will be a substantial com pliance with the letter and spirit of the constitutional injunction, in regard to the election of Judges by the people. - L et us see if this is so. In giving a correct anslyer to this question it will be proper to examine what is meant by the term "election" or "elected," as employed in the extract quoted from the Constitution. Webster defines the term "election" to be "the ' act of choosing; the act of choosing a person to ffil an office; power of chaos , ing; the public choice of officers," ~.te The Legislature at its first session after the adoption of the amendment in re (Yard to the election of judges by the people, seem to have adapted this defii nition in passing a law carrving into af fect the amendment. I find among oth er provisionS the following: "SEcriox 1. That the qualified elec ' tors of eac% of the several counties of this Commonwealth shall, at the next general election, at the time and places of electing Representatives, and whenever it shall thereafter become necessary tor an election under this act and under the Constitution of this Commonwealth, vote for five persons at the first election, and at every election thereafter as many is shall be necessary under the provis ions thereof, to serve as Judges of the Supreme Court, one person to serve as President Judge of the judicial district in which such county shall lie." And sestina 4 of said act reads r,s fel lows "The election of Judges shall be held and conducted in all respecZs as elections for Representatives are or shall be lnild and conducted by the same judges and inspectors, under the provisions of the act of the General Assembly, entitled 'An Act relating to the elections in this Commonwealth,' approved the second day of July, 1839" To ascertain what is meant by this reference to the general election law of 1839, we must look at the law itself. Perhaps all of it is that material ileve is the 69th section, which is in these words : "Every voter may deliver printed or written tickets, as he shall see cause, but each ticket; Anil he on a separate piece of paper, folded act as. to concealthe name of the Person or persons voted for, and containing on the outside fold the designation at the offi,ce, and that only thus there shall be contained in one ticket the name of a person for Govornor, in one other ticket the name of a Senator or Senators, in one other ticket the name or names, of a member or members of the House of Represev ! tatives, and thus with respect to other officers as the case may be." This law, sir, It will be recollected, was passed by the first Legislature that met after the adoption of the amend ments to the Constitution in 1838. It was prepared with great care by one of the most intelligent committees of the House of Representatives, and it was, I remember, for I had the honor of be ing the presiding officer of the body at the time, elaborately discussed for days. mention these facts for the purpose of showing that the Legislature intend ed so to frame the law as to relieve it from all ambiguity—that they intended to define what was meant by "an elec tiou by the qualified elector," in such manner that it could not be evaded by any indirect issue. Now, sir, suppose that after a Congressional or Senatorial District shall be formed in conformity with the provisions of the Constitution, tile Legislature should pass a law autho rizing the qualified electors of a given county to vote on the question of an nexing it to another district than the one to which it previously belonged, would such a vote, or such law, be valid? Surely not, because the Constitution fixes the times when these districts shall Made. So with the case we are discussing. The Constitution provides that "the president judges of the several courts of common pleas, "shall be elected by the qualified electors of the respective districts Aver which they are to preside, or act as judges." The Legislature of 1831 passed a law in conformity with this provision. They defined what they believed to be the true intent and mean in' of this provision ; that it meant an election by the qualified electors of the respective districts over which the sever al judges were to preside—not by a vote as to whether• this or that county should be annexed to one or to another district, but to vote directly for the judge who was to preside over them. This, Mr. Speaker, permit me to say, is not only in perfect consonance with the universal aeccptatiou r..s,f the term election, wherever popular elections are held, but it is in strie'; conformity with the letter and 2pirit of the Constitution, as interpreted by the Supreme Court, in the case of the Commonwealth vs. Max well," to winch I referred in my remarks on this bill as it came from the House. On the principal of the old adage, that "a good stoi y is none the worse of being twice told." I will here repeat so much of that decision as bears immedi ately upon this question. The court say : "It the Legislature should pass a law plainly intended to take away front the people the right to choose their judges, or even a law which unnecessa rily postponed or embarrassed the right, it would doubtless be set aside As un constitutional." But, sir, if there be still a lingering doubt in regard to the total absence of power in the Legislature to pass this bill or to legalize it by submitting the law to a vote of the people, that doubt must vanish when another provision of the Constitution shall be brought tu bear upon the bill. The sth section of the sth articale of the Constitution of Pennsylvania con tains this clause : "The judges of the court of common pleas in each county shall, by virtue of their officers, be justic es of oyer and terminer and general jail delivery, for the trial of capital and other offenders therein, any two of the said judges, the president being one, shall be a quorum, but they shall not hold a court of oyer and terminer, or jail delivery, in any county where the judges of the supreme court or any of them, shall be sitting in the same coitAty." Now, sir, let us apply this provision to the second section of the bill before the Senate, which is in these words : "The judges of the district court of Allegheny county, and the assistant law judges of said county, are hereby em powered to hold the several courts of Washington county, as they may sever ally be assigned to said duty from time to time, with their consent, by the presi dent judge of the said Fifth judicial district, and shall have the same powers and jurisdiction which are now, or may hereafter, be conferred npon them." Jiw, sir, I submit to the candor of Senators on the opposite side of the chamber whether there is not an irre concilable antagonism between this sec tion of the bill and the clause of the Constitution quoted above. Let us look at this most vital question as statesmen: not as politicians. Observe that the bill provides that any one of the assistant law judges of Allegheny county, who the president judge may designate, shall bold all the several courts in Washing ton county, inelm*g the. "over and ter , miner," while the Constitution declares explicitly that the latter named court cannot be held eeept the "president judge b,e one of the quorum," &c. Sir, ii the Constitution has not be come entirely obsolute—if it still 'pos sesses vitality, tell me, if you can, how it is possible for the Legislature, either by positive enactment, or by a vote of the people, to confer upon an assistant law judge jurisdiction over 4court hold ing in its hands the lives and liberty of men, which the organic law declares can only be ex.ercised - by the "president judge." Again, sir, the articis oj• the Consti tution quoted above, provides that - the court o c,ornrnox; piens "shall not hold ;court of oyer and terminer, or jail de livery, in any county where the judges of the Supreme Court, or any of them, shall he sitting in the same county." Now, suppose the Legislature should pass a law, submitting to a vote of the people the question, as to whether a court of common pleas should hold a court of oyer and terminer, in a county \Olen the judges of the Supreme Court were "sitting in the same county," what would be said of such a law ? Would it not be regarded by every body as most absurd, and yet would, it be any more so than this attempt to con fer upon the three or four assistant law judges of Allegheny county, a jurisdic tion which the Constitution vest in the President Judges alone To my mind, the one can be done just as readily as the other, and it would be an unneoessa,. ry waste of the time of the Senate to elaborate such a self-evident proposi tion. In view then, Mr. Speaker, of these various Acts of Assembly, defining the meaning of the term election,. of the universal acceptation of the term, wher ever popular elections are held, in view of the constitutional provisions on the subject of the election of judges by the people, and their jurisdiction, and in view of the decision of the Supreme Court, touching the power of the Legis lature to "postpone' the right of the people to elect their judges," I say, in view of all these considerations, I ap peal to the Senate not to take this fatal 8 tep, If this can be done, then I confess that all my previously conceived opin ions in i egard to the binding obligations of the Supreme Court, must have been wholly illusory. Mr. Speaker, when I stood before that chair and assumed the solemn affir mation, that 1 would "support the. Co nstitution, and discharge my duty as Senator with fidelity," I trust that I feel a deep sense of the responsibility impos ed upon me; Anti, sir, with my present Conviction, were I to vote for this bill, I should, in the light of my conscience, and as I believe, (and I desire to say it reverently,) in the sight of God, be guilty of moral perjury. While .1 say this, however, I oi§pLaim apy *Wien of imputing to others the fence of this remark. I freely concede to every Senator the same right that I claim for myself. There are those, doubtless. who view this question in a different light, and they have a perfect, right so to do, and to act accordingly, without, regard tCI the opinions of others. Now, sir, after thanking the Senate for their kind indulgence extended me throughout this disnnasion, shall leave the decision of the question to the judgment of Senators, without further remarks. ~~a . Shooting a Monkey. I was strolling through a wood "high up in the country," in India, with my wanton on my shoulder, when I heard a curious noise in a tree almost immedi ately above me. I looked up and found that the sonnds proceeded from a white monkey that skipped from branch to branch, chattering away with delight at beholding a "fellow creature of a large growth," for so he seemed to con : sider me. For a few moments I took no- notice of his antics, and walked qui etly alone, till snddenly a large branch fell at my feet, narrowly escaping my head. I again parised, and found that the missile had been dropped by my talkative friend. Without considera tion, I instantly turned round and fired at him. The report had scarcely sound ed when I heard the most piercing, the most distressing cry that ever reached my ears. The agonized shriek of a young infant burst from the little crea ture whom I had wounded. It was within thirty paces of me. J could see the wretched' animal, already stained with blood, point to the wound, and again hear its dreadful moan. The last agony of a hare is harrowing to a tyro, and I have seen a young spartsma,n turn pale on hearing it. The present coy was, however more distressing. I turn, ed round and endeavored to hurry away. This, however, I forma no easy task; for as I moved forward the unhappy drea tare followed me, springing as well as it could from bough to bough, uttering a low wailing moan, and pointing at the same time at the spot whence the blood trickled. Then regarding me steadily but mournfully in the face, he seemed to reprqach rqe with my wanton cruelty. Again I hastened on, but still it pur sued me. When I stopped, it stopped, and when I attempted to go forward, it accompanied me. Never in the whole course of my life did I feel so much for a dumb animal; never did I so keenly repent an act of uncalled for barbarity. Determined not to allow the. poor monkey thus to linger in torture, and to at once end the annoying scene, I sud denly came to a halt, and, leweging my gun, which was only si,n4„looarreled, was about to reload It fcif the purpose of dispatching the maimed. creature, when, springing worn th,e, tree, 4 ran to within a hag a dozen toms, ot, me. and began to, dry most pp y and roll itself u agony, opeasioin t • • up earth with which it 'to ettanch the blood by stuffing it u*tb• woAnfl it .thAt, in spite of my resolution, when I fired I was so nervous I almost missed my aim, inflicting another wound which broke the animal's leg, but noth ing more. H orrified beyon I endurance I threw down my gun and actually fled. In about halt an hour I returned for the purpose of fetching my manton. 33r expecting that the poor animal had left the spot. What, then, was my sur prise to find a crowd of monkeys sur rounding ,the sufferer. As I advanced under the shade of some trees, I stole al most close to them before they perceiv em me. I cook advantage of this cir cumstance to watch their movements. The stricken monkey was crying out in the most piteous manner; the others were busily employed in tearing up the ' wound, endeavoring to ,destroy the al ready maimed creature. A shout drove them all away save the dying animal. I advanced—the little .monkey was rolling in agony. I took my gun which lay beside him. I fancied he cast one look of supplication on me, one prayer to be relieved from his misery. I did not hesitate--with one blow of the but end I dashed out his brains. Then, turning round, slowly returned to my quarters, more profoundly dispirited than I had felt for months. Take my advice, sensible reader, if you Twist bye in India, never s:mot 4 Monkey, Tho Gentle Boy. "Be wiry gentle with her, my son," said Mrs. 8., as she tied on her little girl's bonnet and sent her out to play with her elder brother. They had not been out long before a cry was heard, and presently J., came in and threw down his hat, saying, "I hate playing with girls:—there's no fun with them; they cry in a minute." "What have you been doing with your sister? I see her lying there on the gravel walk ; you hav6 torn her frock, and pushed her down. I am afraid you forgot my caution to be gen tle." "Gentle ? Boys can't be gentle, mother. It is their nature to be rough and hardy ; they are stuff soldiers and sailors are made of. It is very well to talk of 4 gentle girl ; but a gentle boy, it sounds ridiculous." "And yet, J., .a few years hence you would be very angry if any one wutild say you are not a gentleman." "A gentleman'. I had never thought of dividing the word that way before. 'Wing gentle always seem* to me like tieing weak 411 d womanish." "'his is so far from being the case, Ply son, that, you will always find the bravest men the most gentle. The spirit of chivalry, that you so much ad mire, was a spirit of the noblest courage and the utmost gentleness combined. Still I dare say you would rather be called a manly than a gentle boy ?" "Yes, indeed, mother." Well, then, my son, it is my great wish that you should endeavor to unite the two. Show yourself manly when you are exposed to danger, or see oth ers, in peril ; be manly when called upon to speak the truth, • though the speak ing of it may bring reproach upon you; be rwinly when you are in sickness and pain. At the same time be gentle, whether you are with females or men ; be gentle toward all men. By putting the two spirits together you will de serve a name which, perhaps, you will not so greatly object to." • "I see what you mean; dear mother; and I will endeavor to be what you wish —a gentlemanly boy." A Singular Tradition. Among the Seminole Indians there is a singular tradition regarding the white man's origin and superiority. They say that when the Great spirit made the earth, he also made three men, all of whom were fair complexioned , and that after making them, he led them to the margin of a small lake, and bade them leap in and wash. One obeyed, and came out of the water purer and fairer than before ; the second hesitated a moment, during which time the wa ter, agitated by the first, had become muddled, and when he bathed, he came up capper-ealore4 ; the third did not leap in until the water became black with mud, and he came out with his awn color. Then the Great Spirit laid before them three packages, and out of pity for his misfortune in color, he gave the black man the first choice. He took hold each of the packages, and having felt the weight, chose the heavi est; the copper-colored man then clipp, the next heaviest, leaving the. white man the lightest. When the packages were opened the first was found to con tain spades, hoes and ' all the imple ments of labor ; the. second unwrapped hunting, fishing,,and warlike apparatus ; the third we, the white man peas and paper, the, engines of the mind—the mpansaknatittial, mental improvement, the, speial link of humanity, the founda tion, of the white mans superiority. A Much Abused Bridegroom. A stalwart young rustic, who was known as a formidable operator in a 'free fight, had just married a blooming: and beautiful country girl only sutpeo,' years of age, and, the twain were, 8t a party where a number of . both sexes were enjoying, themselves in the. goodi 01 4 paw- :yin style. Bre. ry th i s room asd been eso!!1, wept Mm . a, the . ful young albrassid ; aotolsbousb there wap , apt a youngster peen wtl). NEW SERIES.---VOL. 6, NO. 39, was not dying to taste her lips, they were restrained by the presence of her Herculean husband who stood regard ing the party with a look of dissatissfac tion. They mistook the cause of his anger, however, for, suddenly rolling up his sleeves, he stepped into the mid dle of the room, and, in a tone of voice that at once secured marked attention, said : "Gentlemen, I have been noticing how things have been working here for some length of time, and I ain't halt satisfied. I don't want to raise a fuse, but—" "What's the matter John r" inquired half a dozen voices. "What do you mean ?" Have we done anything to hurt your feelings ?" "Yes, you have, all; all of you have hurt my feelings, and I have got just this to say about it: here's every in in the room been kissed mighty u* a dozen times apiece, and there's rstr wife, who I consider just as likeir, JP any of 'em, has not had a 'tingle am 'to night ; and I just tell you now, it alb don't get as many kisses the Wiley" of the time as any gal in the room, the man that slights her has got me to fight —that's all. Now go ahead with your plays !" Mrs..B., was thereupon kissed near y to death. Lamartine, in his "Pilgrimage to the Holy Land," writes as follows; When I was about a league from .sa, the last Turkish town almost on the frontier of Servia, I saw a large tower rising up in the midst of tke plain as white as Parkin marble. I took the path which led to it. I desired a Turk ish lady who accompanied me to hold my horse, and I sat down under the shade of the tower to enjoy a few mo ments repose. No sooner was I seated than raising my eye to the monument, I discovered that the walls, which I supposed to be built of marble or of reg ular rows of white stone, were compos ed of regular rows of human skulls, bleached by rain and sun, and cemented by a little sand and lime, formed entire ly the triumphal arch which now shelt ered me from the burning sun!, There must be from fifteen to twenty thousand. In some places portions of hair are still hanging, and waved like lichen or moss with every breath of wind. The mountain breeze was then blowing fresh, penetrating the inn:awe, rable cavities of the skulls, and sounded like a mournful and plaintive sigh., These were skulls of fifteen tboasand Servians who had been put to death by the pacha in the last insurrection of like via. Servia, however, is now free, asioi this monument will teach their child ren the value of independence by show ing them the price at which their fore, fathers purchased it." A laughable mistake is shown in the following mixing of two articles--chee concerning a preacher, the other about the freaks of a mad dog— which mow ed in a hurried "make up" in printing office: "ltev. James Thompson, Rector of St Andrew's church, preached to a large concourse of people on sunday last., This was his last sermon. in a few weeks he will bid farewell to his con gregation, as his physician advises him to cross the Atlantic. He exhorted his brethren and sisters, and after the con clusion of a short prayer, took a whim to cut up some frantic feats. He rttyk tip Trinity street to the college. At this stage of the proceedings a couple of boys seized him and tied a tin kettle to his tail, and lie Again etArteli• A .greekle crowd collected and for a time there was a grand scene of running and con fusion. After a long race he was final ly shot by a policeman." iA bashful youth was paying bis addresses to a gay lass of the oonntr7, who had long despaired of bringing things to a crisis. He cant d one dad, when she was at home alone. Alket. settling the merits of the wea,ther, said, looking slyly into 1,08 "I dreamed of you, ingt, 'Did you! Why, now !" "Yes, I di eTued . that you kissed( IMSi "W4iy, now, ! What d•x:} you areal?, your mother said I" "QM. I dreamed she wasn't at home." A light dawned on the youth's intel lect, and directly something was heard to crack—perhaps his Whip, and .per haps not—but in month they were married. tar•A droll story ia.,relsite(l, ofran hon e est old farmer who in attempting to drive homp a l l:gill got suddenly hoisted over a fence. Recovering himself he Z saw the animal on the other side of - rails, sawing the air with his neck and pawing the gmtkili . .. good old man looked • , 4tlliah. ll *anent, and exelainwirt • ..".w144 1 . . apologies, yon needn't *Una' 7 rink. 'tarnat critter, bpwin' and fr , • , '-z-viti did it a miro, darn Boar wily l A. ~.. • tor!" . • . wom ir , age d, thirbi , 1 2 ,fi r k -CA* ; s77 l l4rWal, 1-7401 0 0 , wwi a a g o tie% Vie racaley thst (VA to bought bread,hquivlit gu A Tower of Skulls. A "Make-up" Blunder.