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Jos PRINTING, of all kiude, executed in the best *Vie, and on reamotiable terms, at the "Messenger" lob OPrtre. qutsburg 13usintss tarbs. ATTORNEYS: SEA. L. WIFLY• J. A. J. DUCHANAi. WYLY & BUCHANAN, Attorneys & Counsellors at Law, WAYNESBUI?G, PA. will practice in the Courts of Greene and adjoining counties. Collection's and other legal business will re ceive prompt attention. Office, No. 2. Campbells Row. Jan. 28, 1863.-13, ♦. ♦, PURM• X • FURMAN & RITCHIE. ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT L ALW Waynesburg, Pa. INP - Orrtre—Main Street, one door east of the old Built Building. ,usiness in Greene, Washington, and Fay ette Counties, entrusted to them, will receive promp attention. N. /I —Particular attention will he given to the col lection of Pensions. Itpunty Money, hack Pay, and oilier clahnsugainst the Government. Sept. 11. 1461-I,v. R. A. IeCONNELL. J. J. 111121/lAlll. NUFFIKAN, •rroiuyErs 4 XO Co UNWELL I:) . RS AT LAW W ayttefiburg, Pa. 01 1 'Offier In the "Wright lIL Lee." lima Donn enllections, Ace., will receive prompt attention. Waynesburg, April 22, 1962 y. DAVID CRA WFORD, Attorney and Counsellor at Law. Of In 4he Court house. Will attend promptly to • Militia ineas mart:tilted to his care. Waynesburg, Pa., July 90, 1862.-Iy. •.IILAGIC. JOHN PHaLAX. BLACK A. PIIELAN, ATTORNEYS ANTI COUNSELLORS AT LAW Office in the Cond . /Innen, WAFXWAXITI• Sept. 11,1861—1 e. SOLDIERS' WAR OI.AISES I P, HUSS, ATTORSZY AT LAW. WAYNESBURG. PIMPS., 1U AB received from the War Department at Wash ington city, D. C., official copies of the several laws passed by Congress, and all the necessary Forms and Instructions for the prosecution and eollection of 4PigNNIONS, BOUNTY BACK PAY, due dim cliarapsd and disabled soldiers, their widows, orphan Children, widowed mothers, fathers, shams and broth. 4 i era, ch business, [upon due notice] will be attend "dill onaptly and accurately if entrusted to his care. in the old Bank Building.—April 9, 1863. G. W. G. WAXIDELL, ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR AT LAW, OFFICE in the REGISTEE'd OFFICE, Conrt Douse, Waynesburg, Penna. Business of all Jttuds solicited. Iles received official copies of all the Jaw* passed'by Congress, and other necessary inetruc dons for the collection of PENSIONS, BOUNTIES, BACK PAY; Due discharged and disabled soldir.ye, widows, Orphan children. &c., which business if intrusted to 13 his care promptly attended to. Day PHYSICI.ANS Dr. T. W. Ross, .Wl3.3wasicrisaal. fallaurgeoclazr Waynesburg, Greene Co., Pa. pifFlcE &ND REsiDENCE ON MAI N STREST, Mem, and nearly opposite the Wright hotpot. Wag mesbu , g, Sept. 23, 1863. DR: A. G. CROSS WOVILD very respectfully tender his services at a PAYBIDIAN AND SURGEON, to the people of Waynesbutg and vicinity. He hopes by a due appre. cietfon of liftman life and health, and strict attention to bia l peap, pi Refit a share of public patronage.. vv • aynesburg, ;augury 8, 1662. 211114,01EANTO • • WM. A. PORTER, Milt Weenie - and Retail Dealer in Foreign and Demea ns, Goods. Groceries, Notions, &c., Main sweat. . 11.1861-17. itr it CLARK, 'Dealer In Dry Goode, Groceries, Hardware, Queens wars and notions, in the Hamilton House, opposite the Court House, Main street. Sept. 11, 1881-17. MINOR & CO., Desists IFi rnrsitpi and Gimes*, Gry Goads, Gro. Queensware, Hardware sad Notions, opposite the Green House. Main street. Sept: H, 1861—Iy, 300 T AND lIBOENZAI42IO. J. .1). COSGRAY, and Shoe maker, Main street, nearly opposite Itsis "fitrmer's and Drover's Hank." Every style of Sooti imlaboes constantly on hand or made to order. Sept. 11, 1861—ly. GROOIRLES & vawrzurizs JOSEPH YATER, Dealer in Groceries and Confectioneries, Notions, diedfekaes, Perfumeries, Liverpool Ware, &c., Glass lin sines, and Gilt Moulding and Looking Glass Plates. Hafr - Cesk paid for geed eating Apples. . dept. 11, leel—ly. JOHN MUNNELL, Dwain in amenities and Confectionaries, and Variety allto anderaNy, Wiliton's New Building, main st m t. ' 11. 11161-13 r. 1114791 1 :1 1 38 AND JZWIMItir M. 434iLY, mo o soot, opposite the . Wright nous. keeps & I mp on band a Mtge ati# eisipint. assortment of -1 1 11MIOthea and Jemelii. airing of Cloths,-Watches and Jew elry ni=ompt attention. [Dee. 13 . . SOON. &R, LEWIS DAY, Do w to, iiiehirt andlifiseelisnoons, Spo4, litoien wr, Ilk, Magazines and Parsers: One door east et reirteem Stare. Main !Weed. Bert. 11. ISRI iv. -166111 AND NADIFIDI. VA: EL WALLISTER, dad Trout Mar. old Buik Mond . Vs. —4r• 1111111 m EMlllensowt 0140 ,TROP BANK, C. spub lir 2-400 awl . 111'.°."-#4‘ At MG MESSENGER J. O. RITCH/Z IMO J iortilancono. How to Keep Children Healthy. The mortality among the children in our cities, as well as in the country, is sad to contemplate. Is there any nec essity for this ? Are all these children sent into the world to be thus early cut down ? Are not nine out of ten of these early deaths the result of ignorance ! What parents ever lost a child, except by accident, without thinking : had treated it differently, it would not have died ?" The loss of our own three first-born has led us to think much' up on this topic, and three almost always healthy living ones are evidences that our studies on the subject have not been ux .vain. A few hints on the topic may not be without use. Next to securing plenty of sound sleep, or rather before it, we place the proper preparation ot„food. The kind of food they eat is not of half so much consequence as the manner of its pre paration. Give a child a hard apple and let him swallow it iu pieces from the size of a large pea upward. The result will be, that the lumps will be partly worn off by the . coats of the stomach, and partly dissolved by the gastric jute ; but after a time, the re maining portion of the lumps will be forced down into the intestines and go through the length of fifteen to twenty feet, producing at least griping and ir ritation all the way, if not diarrhcea or dysentery. But first scrape or mash the apple to a. fine pulp, and it may then be eaten with impunity, and with benefit, if ripe or nearly so. Feed a child on boiled potatoes cut up, or on potatoes coarsely mashed and fried in fat, and you will be prety sure to find more or less of lumps okotatoes remaining undigested. How can it be otherwise than that these lumps must have produPPA irritation in the intes tines I But mash' these sage potatoes finely before feeding them, and then the fine material will be digested and afford nutriment instead of giving un easiness and pain "under the apron." The same holds true ofmost meats. Cut up fine—as fine as shot almost— they will be digested, and produce nourishment; while if fed in coarse views, they will lie in the stomach, like a meat poultice on the out side, the cause of uneasiness if not of inflamation. Feed raisins and nuts to children, and unless very strong and vigorous, the chances are that they will induce imme diate sickness or a weakened system, liable to be affected by the first change of heat or cold. Chop these same raisins or nuts finely, reducing them almost to powder, and they may be eaten in moderate quantity with impunity. These re marks apply to all kinds of food, and, In a measure, td grown people as well all to children. Many persons are over nice or ant ions as to what their children eat, and often reduce them to skeletons, or unfit them for a vigorous resistance of colds and malaria diseases, by feeding them on toast or rice, weak gruel, &c. Give them rather a good supply of food finely reduced that it will be quickly digested in the stomach, and they will grow vig orous and be able to withstand the changes of climate, and the exposures to which they are ever liable. Mothers, consider these things, and see it they are not true and in accordance with rea son.--,American Agricultur4t. Curbs, The shape of a corn is exactly similar to that of a carpenter's nail, having a crown or head, and a stem pointing dowBwards, which, piercing, through the true under-skin, irritates the nervous fibres in this vicinity. To cut off the head of the corn is only a temporary relief ; a cure can *ly ha accoinplished by cautiously digging out the stem, which may be thus done by a sandy hand : steep it in hot water and rub it with a course towel, or, the finger nail will not remoye it. Place a small quan tity of oil on the corn, and let it soak well in. Then, with a fine penknife, or, what is better, a sharp bodkin, work it out of its bed as you would a thorn. Not a drop of blood shoed be shed da ring the operation, and its success may be tested by finding pressure unacoom panied by pain. A small piece of diach'ylon plaster, with a cessation of pressure, will complete the eare.— Should inflammation have been excited —which may be known by the redness prevailing around it—rest and emollient applications, such as linseed poultice, or a fig, will.be found hlneficial. Freediim. Who, then, is free? The Wise, who , well maintains • An empire o'er himself; whom neither chains, Nor want, nor death, with slavish tear in spire ; Who tolly answers to his warm desire ; eW "tqNtipati *nest gift despise ; TM in himself, who m hoitat rasa ; olished and round, who IMP fivrer coarse, And millarttnit with PI M* • Hot:- airTirtaillaca - la a *Ms, milerr bite the of main AMIN* filit it .km6* 4110111101, 10 0 111 4. - , 1011 ;Plpdt r -- 111101iroao"Slearet.' =S;M WAYNESBURG, GREENE COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 1864. The Young Tobacco-chewer Cured. On board a ship one day, we were stowing away the hammocks, when one of the boys came with his hammock on his shoulder, and as he passed, the first lieutenant preceived that he had a quid of tobacco in his mouth. "What have you got there?" asked the first lieutenant. "A gum-boil? Your cheek is much swollen." "No, sir," replied the boy ; "there's nothing at all the matter." "0, there must be! Perhaps it is a bad tooth. Open your mouth, and let me see " Very reluctantly the boy opened his mouth, which contained a very large roll of tobacco-leaf.' "I see—l see," said the lieutenant.— "Poor fellow ! how you must suffer ! Your mouth wants overhauling, and you teeth cleaning. I wish," continued he, "we had a dentist on board. But, as we have not, I will operate as well as I can. Send the armorer up here with the tongs " When the armorer made his appear ance with his big tongs, the boy was compelled to open his mouth, while the tobacco was extracted . with this rough instrument. "There now," said the lieutenant, "I'm sure that you must feel better al ready, You never could have any ap petite with such stuff in your mouth.-- Now, captain of the after-guard, bring a piece of,old canvass and some sand, and clean his teeth nicely." The captain of the after-guard came forward, and, grinning from ear to ear, put the unwilling boy's head between his knees and scrubbed his teeth well with sand and canvas's for two or three minutes. "There, that will do,",said the lieu tenant. "Now, my little fellow, take some water and rinse out your mouth, and you will enjoy your breakfast. It was impossible fur you to have eaten anything with your mouth in such a filthy state. When you are troubled in the same way again, have no scruples about coming to me, and I will be your dentist." It is needless to say that the affair occasioned a good deal of merriment at the boy's expense. He was, however, completely cured of the habit of tobacco chewing, by the occurrence, and doubt less has no disposition now to complain of the apparently harsh discipline which accomplished so desirable a result. If some such measure were adopted .with the many young and unfledged chew ers and smokers that are to be met with among us, they themselves would be largely benefited, and society relieved of a great evil.—Ti ask's Tracts. Small Farms Better than Large Farms. Another couplet,—no, it is a triplet, —has as much good sense in it as the one on which we discoursed last week: A little wife well willed, A little house well filled, A. little farm well tilled The great mistake which our farmers make, East and West both, is in under taking to cultivate too much land. It seems that the more laud a man has, the more he wants. When Farmer Dobson was charged with this covetousness be denied it, and said he wanted only the land that joined on his farm. But 'when he got that, he found that more joined on, and more yet, and he was likely never to be satisfied till he reach ed the seashore. His farm would then be the whole continent. From time to time we publish the results of farming on a moderate scale, and they are al ways satisfactory to show that it pays much better to spend money and labor on a small farm, and get the most out of a little, than to work a wider area, and leave it half done. The principle is the same in almost every kind of business. Anything worth doing is worth dolling well.— And the great profit in honest industry is to be found in making the best possi ble use of what we undertake. If a man works at a trade it will be found, in the long run, that it will pay better to make a good article than to turn out a greater amount of interior work. We asked a harness-maker, last week, if he used a sewing machine in his work.— "No," said he ; 'just as soon as it was known that I put that kind of work in to my harness my business would be gin to run down." He would do the best kind of work, and leas of it, and in the end would get bettor pay. Some men, with a large capital, can manage a great farm and make it profit able, and this stimulates men of less means to spread themaelves over more surface than they can cover to advan tage. They find, to their sorrow, that it is not the amount of land, that pays: And this is just one of the last lessons that-a fanner will learn. And so it comes to pass that many a man drags through life till he wears himself out, and his wife out, and diet worth little or nothing more than he was When he begun, and all his trouble springs from the fact that he has been trying to do too much, to manage too such land, and he found, by experience, that a “little land well tilled" woUld have brought more money and more eomfort. Impreventent. Gook bright Isogrowonont, on Vie oar or Shoo, ii k ior And- Ate igogiono world tga, „lilac An Mg Ailte , _ _ - • ,pm swohillarill, , , , I , "Careless People." A few weeks ago a woman in an ad joining county succeeded in getting a pin into that peculiar position in which a thing is sometimes said to be "sure" fast in her throat, so that she could get it neither up nor down. After a number of unsuccessful attempts to remove it, a city physician was sent for in view of having it cut out, but who after exam ination of the case thought it safer to force the pin downward into the stom ach, which he succeeded in doing. What is the use of such carelessness ? Why is it so common I An exchange contains the following upon the sub ject : Only the other day our nerves were work ed up to explosion point by an account of a perilous surgical operation, by which a woman's trachea was opened to remove a silver clime which had lodged there.— And how on earth did a silver dime ever get into a woman's windpipe ? Simply because she was careless and laughed, with her mouth full of small coins. Was there no other place where she could keep her three cent pieces ? We do feel sorry for a creeping baby when it gets hold of the bars of the grate by mistake, or cut its finger, •or bumps its head, but with grown people who suffer from their own recklessness we have very little patience. What is the nse of a woman's con verting her mouth into a pin-eushen, and then expecting our sympathy, when a sudden sneeze or an unexpected cough imperils her lite ? What is the use of a man's balancing himself on au oscillating chair, instead of sitting up erect like a Christian! Are we expected to find vinegar and brown paper for the contusion on the back of his head when finally he conies down with a crash (and serves him right!)? What is the use of a womaa i)icking her ears with a long knitting needle, as halt the women do, when a child running against her would send the instrument three inches into her brain, if she has got any ? "What is the use of a man's handling a loaded eun as though it was a- broom handle, and then %cense Providence be cause the charge goes into his head or foot, as he might have known it would! What is the use of a woman's buying arsenic to poison rats, and puting it just -Where the children will be sure to get at it 7 What does she suppose her rea soning faculties were given to her for? "What is the use of leaving children to play by themselves in a room where there is fire, or postponing the sweeping of that dangerous chimney until tomor row? What is the use of endangering life by the use of the fiend eaniphene as long as anything else will give light ',— Those who persist in this practice must have a greater fancy for being burned to death than the rest of the world ! In short, what is the use of careless people I A Chinese Crucifixion. The following account of a recent crucifixion in China, interesting because of its resemblatice t 9, those mentioned in Scripture, is by Mr. James Jones, of Amoy, who witnessed the epcution„ on the 28th'of October. The victim was a well-known thief.— On his trial before his judge, he refus ed to criminate himself; although re peatedly scourged until his back was raw. If a female witness fails in giving satisfactory evidence in a court of justice, she is beaten with a leather strap across the mouth. His wife, desirous of spar ing her husband, refu sed' to give evi dence, but after two or three applica tions of the strap her courage gave way. She confessed his 'guilt, at the same admitting that two 'hundred dollars of the money so derived was hidden in the sea near the beach. 'Officers were sent to search, and finding the dollars in the place indicated, the prisoner was sen tenced to decapitation by the Chinese, the most severe of punishment, because they imagine that if a man leaves this world minus hie members, he appears in the rianie condition in the next. The culprit therefore prayed to be crucified instead of being beheaded. The cross was of the Latin form, the foot being inserted in a stout plank, and the criminal, standing on a board, had nails driven through his feet, his hands stretched and nailed to the civasbeam. His legs were fastened to the cross with an iron chain, and his arms boundwith cords, and on the cord round his waist was inserted a peice of wood, on which was written his name and offenee, similar piece on his right arm oontoioefi his sentence, namely, to remain on the cross day and night until he died ; an other on his left arm had the name of the Judge, with his- titles end officers. The criminal was nailed to the morn inside the Tenni% in the •presence of the magistrate, and then carried by four coolies to one of the principal. thoroaghfans leading from the city, whore he was left during the day, hat removed at night inside the priscm, for fear of his friends attempting to rescue him, and again carried forth at days in charge of two sokliera. He was crucified fit noon on Nrolludb.. yO., and bir. f r ztator,freed wMgr : it - 14 niupirimilhoelbelOwie lsOrs, • the cross was laid down within the jail compound. No one was allowed to supply him with food or think, and du ring the day there was quite a fair in front of the cross, people being attract ed from a distance, and the sweetmeat venders driving a large trade. On Sat urday he was still alive, when the Taotal was appealed to by a foreigner to put an end to the wretched man's suf ferings., and he immediately gave or ders that vinegar should be administer ed, which it was expected would produce immediate death ; but the result was otherwise, and at sunset, when the cross was taken within the jail, two soldiers, with stout bamboos, broke both his legs and then strangled him. Weight of Brain. Allusion has been made to the late Mr. Thackeray's large brain. A medical friend favors us with a note on the sub ject : "The average weight of the hu man brain," he says, "is 49 ounces in the male and 44 ounces in the female. In most instances, however, when the individual has been distinguished by great mental power, it has been known to rise much above the numbers given. The brain of Cuvier weighed 64 ounces, Dr. Alexander Crombie's 63 ounces, Lord Byron's 62 ounces, and Mr. Thackeray's 58} ounces,. Iu contra distinction to these may be placed the brain of an idiot, given by Dr. Todd, weighing 16i ounces, and the still more remarkable one described last by Dr. Gore, barely reaching 10 ounces 5 grains. Among these unfortunate in dividuals, it is true, large heads are of ten met with, but in such cases the fine filaments and delicate Chambers of the brain have been injured by disease, and they are thus, from many of its parts failing to act, or not acting in harmony, converted into beings who live a mere vegetative existence, and are guided by dangerous impulses, but still more fre quently by the gentler instincts."---In rerun Courier. The Wonders of a Watch. There are very .few of the many who carry watches 'who ever think of the complexity of its delicate mechanism, or of the extraordinary and unceasing la bor it performs, and how astonishingly well it bears up and does its duty wider what would be considered very shabby .treatment in almost any other machin ery. There are many who think a watch ought to run and keep good time for years without even 6 drop of oil, who would not think of running a common piece of machinery a day with out oiling, the wheels of which do but a fraction of the service. We were forcibly struck with this thought the othgr day, upon hearing a person re mark that, by way of gratifying his cu riosity, he had made a calculation of the revolutions which the wheels in an American watch make in a day and a year. The result of this calculation is as suggestiie as it is interesting. For example: The main wheel makes - 4 revolutitns in 24 hours, or 1,450 in a year; the second or centre wheel, 24 revolutions in 24 hours, or 8,760 in a year; the bird wheel, 192 in 24 hours, or 69,080 in a ydar ; the fourth wheel (which carries the second-hand f ) 1,440 in twenty-four hours, or 528,600 in a year ; the fifth, or 'scape wheel, 12,960 in 24 hours, or 4,728,400 revolutions in a year ; while the beats or vibrations made in 24.houra are 388,800 or 141,- 812,000 in a year.—Lancaster Eaprea. Staring at Ladies. A very common form of vulgar im pudence is the staring at ladies. To do so in any public place is ungentleman ly, but to avail oneself of a vicinity which circumstances render unavoidable, is contemptable. The. man who will stare• continually at a. lady across the church, at a hotel table, on the street, or in an omnibus, deserves to be arrest ed. Ignorant young men.frequently do this, and impression that it is not really disalfileable to the other sex, and that they are in fact paying a species of compliment. Could they know the vexation and annoyance which is often masked ,ander the air of , calmness with which their inplence is received, they would think differently. I have heard at a hotel, of instances in which ladies delayed their meals for hours; subject ed themselves to many annoyances and even left the house in order to avoid the presence of some conceited puppy who possibly imagined that be was rec ommending himself to their good gra oes.—Arf of Conversation. Newspaper.. Small is the.-`sam that is required to patronize a newspaper, and moat amply remunerated is the patron. I care not how humble and unpretending the ga zette which he takes, it is next to impossi ble to fill a sheet fifty two timed a year, without patting into it something that is worth , the subsoription price. Every parent whose son is off with him from school, should be supplied with a news paper. I well remember what a differ time there was between those of my sebeehtuttas who had and those who had not moms to newspapers. Other things being el* the first debate and compow, &in, at least. Tile 441/411 is plain ; . tied mauled of mesa fasts. 'Path will pirvis ii i i 14e,z ~41100' - Politeness to Women. In Mr. Hunt's lately published "Life of. Edward Livingston," there is a pas sage from one of Livingston's speeches or letters in which he expresses his pride that a woman may travel from one end of America to the other with out insult. And there is no doubt that we are the most truly courteous of peo ple, Jean Crapeau to the contrary not withstanding. But it is perhaps no less true that that courtesy is more soberly tried by.the beautiful sex than in any other land. Within two or three days this Easy Chair has seen a woman come into a car at Springfield, Mass., where the train stopped for dinner, look around, and deliberately place herself in the seat where a bag and traveling shawl told, as plainly as if some one had spoken, that some gentleman had left the seat to dine, and would pres ently return. In a few minutes he came to resume his place, looked sur> prised, asked the woman if she would pleas hand him his shawl, which she did, and then taking his bag, looked around for a seat, and as I afterward discovered, was obliged to push on to the smoking car before he found one. At another time a gentleman stepped out of the car for a moment, leaving his shawl, and, returning in less than five minutes, he found a man-Roman comfortably ensconced in it. Upon his polite request the woman rose and handed him his shawl ; but in neither case has heard a single word of expla nation or apology from any of the of fenders. As the Easy Chair looked on and saw the boorishness of the women and the true courtesy of the men—for in neither instance was there the least apparent ill humor or abruptness upon the men's part—he could not but wish that his good old friend of the Berk shire Hills had been 'there, who waited, when his seat had been taken in a simi lar way, until the offending woman asked, curtly, "What are you waiting for?" and then answered, with sweet and noble courtesy, "I am waiting to hear you say, 'thank you,' madam."— For he did not mean that the fine laws of behavior should be outraged in his presence without a fit rebuke. This is the very point of complaint, that a seat in the car, however crowded 4.he car may be, and however convenient the seat for a traveller making a long journey, is held to be common proper ty, however its possession may be marked. thag, either of these wo men—and. their name is legion,--who may chance to read these lines, ask herself how she would like to return to a seat, in which she had left her bag or shawl for the purpose of retaining it, and to find it occupied without a word or even look of recognition. We do not indeed buy a specific seat* tAle car, but common courtesy allots that oue to us which we occupy or have des , ignated as ours. A Parrot in a Law Court. A man lately lost a favorite parrot, which was discovered in the possession of another person, who refused to give it up. He was accordingly summoned to produce the bird in a court of law.— The real owner, on being asked how he could prove that it belonged to him, re ' plied that the parrot should be his only witness. It was then brought into court, in a cage covered with cloth, and begun to whistle the tune to "Take your time, Miss Lucy," while some sub ject was being discussed in court. Its owner then put his face to the cage, and desired the parrot to kiss him, which the bird then did most affectionately. "He will do the same to any one," said the defendant, and putting his mouth to the cage, the parrot seized his lip and bit it severely, to the great amusement of the court. Its Owner then took it out of the cage and kept it on his hand, when the bird answered several ques ti&s put to it in a ready and extraor dinary manner, and also showed so much affection for its master that the judge immediately ordered the parrot to be restored to him, and the defendant had to pay all expenses.— West Sussex Gazette. Pretty Good. A subscriber to the Glen's Falls Mes senger complains that the price of the paper has been raised, and wants to con tinue his subscription at the old rate of t ' one dollar per year. The editor agrees to the offer ' and proposes to take his pay in good cotton sheeting, at ten cents sr yard, its old price. That editor knows whereof he speak eth. He will pass muster either on oottou or newspapers. He is sound and well knows that there is no article that is produced which costs more in piloportion to its selling price than a newspaper with its hundreda of thou sands of type, set every day, and after all, furnished at only two or Gate cents per copy, scarcely enough, in these times, to pay the cost of the white paper - on which it is printed. *IWOn a very rainy day, a man en tering his- house, was ameeteil by his wife in the following manner "New, my dear, while you sre wet, ga aad fetch me it bucket of water." "Tin Appa l braligbt *ISM 1 100 -; 1 7,0, 4 aaiir it*; 47 1 4 at 3 414 tis lay , yam, 1; 1 4%, aa*Mob.llollollll, NEW SERIES.---VOL. 5, NO. 45.. The muscular strength of the inunun body is indeed wonderful. A Turkish porter will trot at a rapid pace and car ry a weight of six hundred pounds.-- ! Milo, a celebrated athletic of Croton, in Itally, accustomed himself to carry ;the greatest burdens, and by degrees became a monster in strength. It is said that he carried on his shorldenEr k an ox four years old, weighing upwards:of one thousand pounds, and afterwards killed him with one blow of his fist.— l He was seven times crowned at the lir— thian games, and six at the Olympie.- . He presented himself the seventh time, but no one had the courage to enter the. list against him. He was one of the disciples of Pythagoras, and to his un common strength that learned precep tor and his pupils owed their lives.— The pillars which supported the roof of the house suddenly gave way, but Milo supported the roof of the building, and gave the philosopher time to escape:— In old age he attempted to pull up a tree by its roots and break it. He par tially effected it—but his strength be ing gradually exhausted, the • tree, where cleft, re-united, and left his hand pinched in the body of it. He was then alone; and unable to dian gage himself, died in that position.-.- Haller mention that he saw a man, whose finger caught in a chain at the bottom.of a mine, by keeping it fosei- Hy bent, supported, by that means, the whole weight of his body, one hundred and fifty pounds, until he was dzawl: up to the surface, a distance of 600 feet. Augustus H., King of Poland could roll up a silver plate like a sheet of papcn, and twist the stougheA horseshoe asun der A lion is said to have left elle impression of his teeth upon a piece of solid iron. The most prodigious power of Muscle is exhibited by the flesh. The whale moves with a velocity through a dense medium, water, that would car ry him around the world in less thaw a fortnight; and a sword fish has beef known to strike his weapon through thd plank of a ship. Reading Aloud in the Famil. Books and periodicals should be an gels to every household. They are urns to bring us the golden fruits of thought and. experience fkoin other minds and other lands.. As the Emits of the trees of the earth's soil are most enjoyed around the family board, so should those that mature upon mental and moral boughs be gathered around by the entier household. No home ex ercise could be more appropriate and pleasing than for one member to' react aloud for the benefit.of alt An author's ideas are energized' 'ltri the confidence and love of the .teiser affections, and every heart I open . to the truth like the unfolded trnth like the unfolded rose to receive tha gathering dews. The ties of love be . twecn parents, and children, and broth ers, and sisters, are thus cemented year more and more, and vaired charms anit pleasures are constantly' open through this medium to make a home a very par adise. If parents would .intrcduce this exercise in their families, they would soon see the levity and gidiness that make up the conversation of too many circles, giving way to refinement and chaste dignity. Read to your children, and encourage them to read to you, inn stead of reading. your papers, and books in silence, and silence laying then). away. One of those extraordinary cases that now and then shock the moral sense of mankind, has just transpired in Scotland. A farmer prosecutes his mother, ninety one years old, for the cost of her board with him for nineteen years past. It seems that his aged, widowed mother had been living with him, aiding. by taking care of his children, eight or nine in number, knitting stockings, &a. The court decided that he "was under a natural and legal obligation to main tain his aged parent, and it is not aver red that there was any - agreement or understanding that she was to be made liable for such support." The case was therefore dismissed. Such instances of total depravity are happily rare in the world. MarProfmor Johnston was oneAsy lecturing before the students on miner alogy. He had before him a number of specimens of various sorts to illus trate the subject, when a roguish stu dent, for sport, slily slipped a piece a brick among the stones. The profes sor was taking up the stones, one atter the other, and naming them. "This," he said, "is a piece of granite ; this is a seipar," Ate. Presently he came to the brickbat ; Without betraying any surprise, or it changing the tone of his voice, his," he said, hOtirmg it up, "is a piece of impudence." ',Counterfeit• one hundred dolls'. Treasury notes so near like the gezmine have been circulated, that a number have been taken in Washington. They Vitre discovered at the Treasury De partnient. It is said that ati °Mak kr the West has taken a very large aCelim 4 of ttebiL •T re of h a a 1 440eitakil Leicrs____ 2 _4 l o l Y t 4) ** l Wt 4 ,.. 41 4; t r tz.amiolnighti animavoi V . $), YiljtV Muscular %trength. Seeing his Mother. 1:3