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ADVERTISEINENTE inserted at $1 00 per square for three insertions, and 25 cents asquare for each addition al insertion; (ten lines or less counted a square.) 117 - A liberal deduction made to yearly advertisers. 117 - JOB PRINTING. of all kinds, executed in the best style, ana on reasonable terms, at the "Messenger" Job office. or ftueshrg giusintss Cubs. ATTORNEYS J G. RITCHIE a. A. PURMAN. PURMAN & RITCHIE, ATTORNEYS AM) uOUNAELLORS AT LAW, Waynesburg, Pa. All business in Greene, Washington, and Fay ette Counties, entrusted to them, will receive prompt attention, Sept, 11, 1861—ly .1. A.. .1. BUCHANAN BUCHANAN & LINDSEY, ATTORNEYS AN,O COUNSELLORS AT LAW. Waynesburg, Pa. Office on the South side of Main street, in the Old Batik Building. Jan. I, 1664. I= DOWNET is MONTGOMERY ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORA AT LAW, 11X0Ifice in 1 edwith's Building, opposite the Court House, Waynesburg, Pa. H. A. M'CONNELL. J. J. HUFFMAN. M'CONNELL dlc surriviAN, iTTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW Waynesburg, Pa. fifrofficr.r, in ihe -Wright House," East Door. Collertions, &c.. will receive prompt attention. Waynesburg, April' 3, IQ—ly. DAVID CRAWFORD, A ttoriity and Counsellor at Law. Office in Sayer;' &Wilding, adjoining the 1 . 131 ()MCC. 811 A. CIEE=3 BLACK & PrIELAN, AT - roan:Et - is AND COUNSELLORS Ai LAW Office in the Court House, Way nee burg. . eicia. rs szalmis, B. M. BLACSLEY, M. D. PECTSICLILN dc. StrILOZION, office—machiey,s Building, Main St., RESPECTFUL L 1 announces to the citizens of Waynesburg and vicinity that he has returned from the Hospital Corps of the Army and resumed the prac tice of medicine at this place. Way nesliurg, June It. 1362.- . DR. D. W. BRADEN, Physician and Surgeon. Office hi the Old Hank Building. Main streei. Sept 11. 1861-Iv. DR. A. G. CROSS WOULD very respectfully tender his services as a -PHYSICIAN AND BIJLWEUN, to the people of Waynesburg and vicinity. He hopes by a due appre• .ovation of human life and health. and sid t attention to business, to merit a share of public patronage. •Waynesburg. January 8, lBfe2. DR. A. J. EGGY "ID ESPECTFOLLY offers his services to the citizens 116 lit' Waynesburg and vicinity. as a Physician and Surgeon. Office opposite the Republican office. He hopes by a due appreciation of the laws of human life and health, so native medication, and strict attention to business, to merit a liberal share of public patronage. April 9. 1862. DR.. W. P. SHIELDS. PRACTICING PHYSICIAN. Office in the old Roberts' Building, opposite Day's Book Store. Waynesburg, dan. I, MI. DRUGS M. A. tIARVF,Y, Druggist and Apothecary, and dealer ill Paints and Oils, the most celebrated Patent Medicines, and Pure Liquors for medicinal purposes. Sept. 1 , , 1861-Iy. nt EROH ANT S WIVI. A. PORTER, Wholosale and Retail Dealet in Foreign and Domes tic Dry Goods, Groceries, Notions, &c., Main street. riept. 11, IB6l—ty. ANDRI.:W WILSON, Dealer in Dry Goods, Groceries, Wogs, Notions, Hardware, queensware, Stoneware, Looking Glasses, Iron and Nails, Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps, Units street. one door east of the Old Bank. Sept. 11, 1861—IY IL CLARK, Dealer in Dry Goods, Groceri e s, Hardware, Queens ware and notions, in the Hamilton House, opposite the Court House. Main street. Sept. 11, 1861-Iy. MINOR & CO., liealers in Foreign and Domestic, Dry Goods, Cr., cedes, Queensware, Hardware and Notiotw, opposite the Green House. flair. street. Sept- 11, 1861-Iy, CLOTH/MO N. CLARK, Dealer in Me and Boys' Clothing, Cloths. easel ',term Satinets. !fats and Cape, &r., Main str,.et. op. posite the Court House. dept. 11, 1861-Iy. A. J. SOWERS, Dealer in Men's and Boys' Clothing, Gentlemen's Fur uishiug s Goods, Bouts and Shoes,Hats and Caps, Old Bank Building, Main street. 4ept. ii, 1861-4 w BOOT AND SHOE DEALERS. J. D. COSGRAY, Bain and Siho maker. Main street, n-arly (11111 , tlite the "Farmer's and Drover's Dank." Every style of Hoots and Shoes constantly on hand or made to order. Snit. 11, 186I—Iy. N. H. McClellan (toot and Shoe maker.Blaehley's Corner. Main street. Roots lad Shoes of every variety always on hand or wade to order on short notice., Sept. It, ls6l-Iy. 02t001IRIES & VARIETIES JOSEPH YATER, Dealer in Groceries and Confectioneries, Notions. Perfumeries, Liverpool Ware, &c., Glass of all sizes, and Gilt illouldine and Looking Glass Plates. inpreash paid for good eating Apples. Sept. 11, 1861-Iy. JOHN MUNNELL, 'Mater in Groceries and Confectionaries. and Variety 4 Gesendly. Wll6oll'B New Building, Main street. jot 11.. 1861-Iy. .091011. • LEWIS DAY, sealer h il w atad riimemiam ! m sootiy anot oxi m 427 1 I som " At peps. um". Ww • J; ioultantats, I good natured men always make the handsomest corpses. Don't change your business every time you have the blues—change is SUOCESS IN LIFE. not always beneficial. If you have That practical "Brick" of the La-' been cheated, don't, to get even, cheat crosse (Wisconsin) Democrat, who some one else. If you have made a 'does up' practical philosophy in his j bad bargain, don't stop trading, but lectures to 'Valter' hits the nail on I try to make a better one next time. the head in the following logical If you get in a scrape, get out, and directions how to succeed in life: look closer next time—never be •Valter, my boy, do you realize that ! caught twice in the same trap. Peo every year the grave is nearer you ple may forget errors, but they have than ever before—that unless you no sympathy for tools. If you wish are active the season of life will close to be a leader—always go ahead—and before even half your self-allotted remember that the smoothest route contract will have been performed, you pick out, the less complaining unless, like too many people, you there will be among your followers; you have no aim—no hope—no ambi- ' and above all, Valter, my boy ; no tion betond picking your teeth after matter what the circumstances, new dinner ? half of the world—yes, er be first to go back on your friends. Valter, more than half go to the re- Be honest and faithful—God and ception room of eternity without any good fortune will never desert you object in life—as drift wood floats long duwn stream, guided by the currant and lodging against the first obstruc- tion. And what is drift wood my boy? Once and 4 while a good stick of timber isfound therein, but it is more work to haul it out, and clean off the sand and mud than it is worth, and more fine tools are spoiled in making it into what you wish than the stick will ever bring, even in an active market. Wrs. C. LIN Deer SAMUEL MONTGOMERY Have a purpose, my bey. Live for The army of Ti crab, King of .Ethi ' something. .. Make up your m i n d °pia, consisted of 1,000,000 men and what you will be, and be it, or die in 300 chariots of war. the attempt. This is a land where Sesostris, King of Egypt, led there is no stint to ambition. All against his enemies 600,000 men. have an equal chance. Blood tells— 24,000 cavalry, and '27 scythe-armed pluck wins—honor and integrity chariots. 1491, B. C. well directed will scale the highest liamilicar went from Carthage and . rock, and bear a big load. Don't landed near Palermo He had a start off in life as a sheep dog does, fleet of 2,000 ships and 3,000 small without knowing where you are go- vessels, and a land force of 300,000 ing to. Load for the game you are men. At the battle in which he was hunting for. It is as easy to be a defeated; 150,000 were slain. man as a mouse. It is as easy to A Roman fleet, led by Regulus ' have friends as enemies—it is easier against Carthage, consist ed of 330 to have both than too through life vessels, with 140,000 men. The like a tar-bucket under a wagon, , Carthagenian fleet numbered 350 , ti bumping over stumps, or sw i ng i ng . vessels, with 150,000 men. right and left without-a will of your At the battle of Canner. there were , own. Every one can be something. !of the Romans including allies, 80-, 000 foot and 6,000 horse; of the Car- There is enough to do. There are forests to fell—rivers to explore—cit- thagenians 40,000 foot and 10,000 ' ies to build—railroads to construct— horse. Of these, 70,000 were slain inventions to be studied—ideas to . in all, and 10,000 taken prisoners ; . ; advance—men to convert—countries more than half slain. Ilanniba,l, during. his campaign in to conquer----women to love—offices' to be filled—wealth and position to Italy and Spain, plundered 400 towns acquire—a name to win—a Heaven and destroyed 300,000 men. to reach. Yes, my boy, there is lots of Ninus, the Assyrian king, about work to do and you and we must do : 2,'300 years B. C., led against the our share. Bactrians his army, consisting (d 1,700,000 foot, 200.000 horse, and 16,- The world is wide and its owner is 1 (100 chariots armed with scythes. 16,- God. If' you wish to be somebody, Italy, a little before Hannibal's • pitch in. The brave always have I friends. W here there is a will there ; time. was able to send into the field treacly 1,000,000 men. ! is a way. Where others have gone you can go. And Vatter, my boy, if Semiramis employed 2,000,000 men j the old track don't suit, make a new in building the mighty Babylon.— one, somebody will walk it. Success She took 100,000 Indian prisorwrs at is never obtained in a country like the Indus, and sunk 1,000 boats. Senacherib lost in a single night' this without an eftwt. if you fail once, try it again. If you fall down, ' 185,000 men by the destroying an get up again. If it is dark, strike a 'gel-2 Kings, 19 : 35-37. light. if you are in the shade move A short time after the taking of around, for if there is a shade on Babylon, the forces of Cyrus consis- one side, there is sunshine on the ted of 600,000 foot, 120,000 horse, • other. ! and 2,000 chariots armed with scythes. It your seat is too hard to sit upon An army of Cambyses, 50,000 , stand up. If a rock rises before yon, strong, was buried up in the desert roll it away, blast it or climb over it. sands of Africa by a south wind. If you want money, earn it. 11 you When Xerxes arrived at Thermo wish for confidence, prove yourself ilylae his land_ and sea forces amount worthy of it, my buy. It takes long- ed to 2,641,610, exclusive of servants, , er to skin an elephant than a mouse j enuchs, women, sutlers, &c. in all , nembering 5,283,320. So say Hero- but the skin is worth somethine• (lotus, Plutarch and Isocrates Don't be content in doing whata . n- , other has done—beat it if an ene- The army of Artaxerxes, before my gets in your way, knock him the battle of Cunaxa, amounted to down or pitch him clear. Des,a , ve about 1,200,00. , success and it will come. The boy Ten thousand horses and 100 000 is not born a man. The sun does not foot fell on the fatal field of lssus. rise like a rocket or go down like a When Jerusalem was taken by Titus, 1,100,000 perished in various bullet fired from a gun. Slowly but surely it makes its rounds, and never wa Y s ' The force of Darius at Arbela tires. It is as easy to be leader as numbered more than 1,000.000. The wheel-horse; and you are then al- Persians lost 90,000 men in this bat ways in town. Ifthe job be long the tle ; Alexander about 500 men. So pay will be greater—if the task be says Diodorus. Arian says the Per hard the more competent you must he to do it. sians, in this battle, lost 300,000; the And then, my boy, always be lion- Greeks 1,200. • orable. Keep your word or give an -4.415. excuse. If you owe a man, paSr him, . BOOK FARMING. if it takes the last shirt—tail and all. We sometimes meet with farmers . If you can't pay you can say so at who deride book learning as useless, once. Do to others as you would be yea, as even hurtful to the interests done by—after that as they do by of agriculture. Give us ckperience, you. Punish enemies and reward they say; that is enough, and that friends. If you do not punish ene- 'is safe. We know one farmer in par mies none will fear you—if you nev- ''. ticular, a shrewd, keen man ' who er reward friends we pity the selfish- „ learned his calling from his father ness of you heart. If you make a ; before him, and who still learns promise keep it. Play your hand ' much by visiting his brother agricul and leave the table. If other* betray . turists; but he has a mortal preju.- you, teach them better, but on no , dice against book-farming Proba i provocation betray others. If you ' bly, much of what he knows and , have a secret keep it closely—if you prides himself on knowing, is really have the secret of another, watch it the product of scientific study by even more closely than your own.— bookish men. If many of the useful There can be no excuse for a betray- methods which he practices bad nev 'al of confidence—no apology that can er been disseminated through books, be sufficient. If you are in hard luck, perhaps neither he nor other farmers wear it out. If you can help a would ever have known them. friend, always do it, if he is worthy When a man has learned something —if you cannot, don't insult him in really useful (no matter how he the style of refusal. A . little act, learns it), why should it not find its word or look, when the heart is sore, way into print for the benefit of lingers as does the fragrance of the others ? But no—oh no! for then it rose long after the vase is broken.— would become book-farming. Some If you are right stick to it. If wrong, one has likened such a narrow-mind never be ashamed to own it. Keep ed man to the great Omar, who said your head above water, no matter of the books in the Alexandrian Li how deep the stream or swift the brary, "If they contain only what is current—somebody will help you.— 'in the Koran, they are not needed.— Don't ru m ble—don't fret—don't If they contain what is not in the whine. whine. It is as easy Koran, it must be false. Let them to be chee rful . 0 ...41 4 ,rowid, and be burned." So, if papers and books I . , I=l WAYNESBURG, GREENE COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1862. LARGE ARMIES. The following facts, called from the fields of ancient story, may be of some interest at the present time : The city of Thebes had a hundred gates, and could send out at each gate 10,000 fighting men and 200 chariots—in all 1,000,000 men and 2.000 chariots. contain only what he knows, they are useless; if they contain anything he does not know, they must be false, and should be discarded, if not burn ed. AN IMMENSE ARMY. To form anything like a correct idea of the immensity of the loyal army that will soon be in the field, armed and equipped, it is necessary to place it in position where it can, in imagination at least, be surveyed as a whole, in all its vast proportions. The following, which we find credi ted to an "exchange" enables us, in some measure to appreciate the mag nitude of the host of citizen soldiers who will soon be arrayed against re bellion:—The new drafts will give the Government one million of men, who can be placed in the field, if the civil officers of the loyal States do their duty, in time for the fall cam paign, fully armed and equipped. To understand the immensity of such a force, it would be necessary to see them up in array. A line marching in single file, allowing two feet for each soldier, would stretch nearly three hundred and eighty miles, and, marching at the rate of thirty miles per day, would occupy nearly two weeks in passing a given point; marching in sections of four, with the necessary room for baggage trains and cavalry, at the rate of thir ty miles per day, they would extend one hundred and fifty miles; and the head of the column leaving a given point on Monday morning, the rear guard would not reach the same point till Friday night. One million of men on paper is easily express ed; to arm, equip and feed such a host has never yet been essayed by a civilized people." AN EDITORIAL BRUTUS. An editor out West thus talks to his non-paying subscribers and pa trons:— 'Hear us for our debts, and get ready that you may pay; trust us. we are in need, and have regard for our need, as you have been long trusted; acknowledge your indebtedness, and dive into your pockets, that you may promptly fork over. If there be any cne among you, one single patron, that don't owe us something, then to him we say step aside ; consider yburself a gentleman. If' the rest wish to know why we dun them, this is our answer : not that we care about ourselves, but our creditors do.— Would you rather that we went to jail, and you go free, than you pay your debts to keep us moving? As we agreed, we have worked for you; as we contracted, we have furnished our paper to you; hut as you don't pay, we dun you. _Here are agreements fir job work, contracts for subscrip tion, promises fbr long credit, and duns for deferred payment. Who is there so green that he don't take a paper ? If' any, he need not speak, for we don't mean him. Who is there so green that he don't advertise ? If' any, let him slide; he ain't the chap either. Who is there so mean that lie don't pay the print er ? If any, let him shout, for he's the man we're after. His name is Legion and he's owing us for one, two, three, four, five, six years—long enough to make us poor and him rich at our expense." THE BATTLES BEFORE RIOHMOND. The Richmond correspondent of the Charlestown Mercury writes:— "Mr Crooker, Superintendent of the Army intelligence Office, states that his books show beteewn 11,000 and 12,000 wounded in the battles before Richmond, and thinks the whole number, including in private houses not reported to him, will be about 12,- 500. General Lee, I am told, esti mates the killed at 3,500. To these must be added a great many who were disabled by exhaustion, want of fbod and bad water, so that the sum total would amount, perhaps to 18,000 or 20,000. The per centage of deaths among the wounded has been heavy, owing to the hot weather. I have heard it put at eighty per cent, but this is foolish. No case of amputation above the knee is said to have recov ered, but this I also doubt. REBEL DEAD ON THE FIELD. On the 12th the brigade of Gen. Milroy left camp on the late battle field and moved to Crooked Run, a distance of eight miles. A corres pondent writes :—The exodus of the people from this section was sudden and precipitous. Numberless indi cations of this event remain to at test its truth. Not far from this camp is the splendid residence of John Lightfoot, Esq., now an officer in the rebel army. His family re mained until a few days ago, when, seeing the rapid flight of the rebels past their home, thought it time to fly also. they left behind them an excellent piano, a large quantity of rich clothing, dresses, &c., a fine col lection of books, thousands of letters, and even the remnants of a meal on the table. As we came along the road, I took it afoot fora period, and .skirted the woods back from the road, opening out on the country beyond. Throughout the woods, for miles, lay the rebel dead, "unburied, unknelled, ttubonored and unsung." RolitiraL LETTER FROM MAJOR JACK DOWN ING. WASHINGTON, June 30,1862. Suas :—I expect you'll be struck all aback to git anuther letter frum me, dated Washington, and I'm kind er surprised myself, for I expected to be in Downingville, long afore this. But you'll see, by the notice you git through this letter, that it was impossible for me to leave. I got my trunks all packed up and ready to start, when lo ! and behold, my hickory, that Gineral Jackson give me, was missin ! Now, I couldn't no more travil without my hickory cane than I could sodder up this broken Union with skim milk. I told Lin kin I was all ready, but that my hicko'ry was missin. So he called the feller in purty bad close, who does chores around the White House, and asked him ef he'd seen it ? He sed he hadn't. Then I reckolected that there had been a Cabbynet meetin the nightbefore, and it atonce stuck me that some of the members had walked off with it.' So Linkin sent the feller round to see. After he'd gone, I teld Linkin ef any of em had it that I'd bet it was Stantin, for ses I, "Kernel, ever sense he tried to get on your trowsers down to Fort Monrow, he's acted jest as of he wanted to play Gineral Jack son, and et he can only git a piece of hickory that the old Gineral has handled, he'd think that he was on the road to glory. Sure mini', he had it, but pretended it was all a mistake, jest as he did when I caught him in the Kernel's trowsers. Depend upon it, Stantin needs watchin, for he is one of them, kind of fellers who's got it into ther heads that they are for ordained for somethin, and they don't know what. The loss of my hickory kept me over one day longer, and the next mornin I got the bottle of Borebon whiskey which you sent to me. A feller by the name of Adams fetched it, and he wouldn't take any pay for his truhble either. I asked him of he was any relashin to Phil Adams, who used to keep a tan yard in Down ingville, as he was a very clever man and used to do anything for his neighbors for nothin. The chap laughed rite out loud at this and sed "he didn't see it." Ses I, "what don't you see ?" "Wal," sed he, "nev- i er mind, old feller, about telling long stories, but jest put your name rite down there,' and he handed out a big book full of writiu. Ses I, "Mr. Adams, I never put my name to anything that I don't understand." Ses I, that may be a secesh docy merit for all 1 know." Sea the feller, ses he, "(lit out ! this is only a re-', ceipt fbr that bottle.' ‘Wal,' ses I, "et' that's all, then here goes.' So I got my spectacles and a quill pen, for I never rite with eny of the new fan gled kinds, and I jest rote out 'Majer Jack Downing' in a stile that made the feller stare. Ses 1, 'Mr. Adams, you have some awful poAr riters among the fellers you deal with, but I ain't ashamed of that ritin eny where.' The chap he looked at it a moment and then he looked at me, and finally ses he, 'Bully for you,' and in a Jiffy he was off, without even shakin hands or sayiu good by. After he had gone I took the bot tle into Linkin 's room and opened it. Now, ses I, 'Kernel, let's try this licker.' Wa!,' ses he, 'Majer, I'm a good judge of Borebon, for it comes from my old State of Kentuck.' Wen Linkin saw the n ime hon the bottle, 'Mr. Cotton, 306 Washington street, N. Y.,' ses he, Majer do you think that this is loyal whisky ?'— 'Why, "ses I, 'Kernel, what makes you ask that questshiu ?"Wal, ses he, don't you see the man's name is Cotton I"Now,' ses I, "Kernel, what an idee that is ! Do you sup pose it would be danger for him to live down in §ecesh where they are burning cotton as fast as they kin?' 'Wal, never mind the name, Majer, let us taste of the whisky. I can soon tell whether it is loyal or not.' So 1 opened the bottle and poured out some, and the Kernel took a good swig. I also took a snifter, and we both pronounced it A No. 1 Ticker, and loyal too. 'Now,' ses 'Kernel, can you tell me why this whisky is like the Constitution of the United States?' No,' sea he, don't see any simularity., •Wal,' ses 'Kernel. this whisky was made for White Men., jest at the Constitushiu was.' Ses he, 'Major, how do you know it was made for white men ?' ses 1, 'it is jest as plain to me as daylight. You see, Kernel, the licker agrees with you. It tastes good. It won't hurt you ; in a word, it corresponds with natur. That's a sign it was made for you. Jest so it is with the Constitushin. It ap plies to white men exactly, and they've always got along together with it lust rate. Now, you give this whisky to the niggers, and they get drank on it, and cut up all sorts of scrapes, but white man, whom it was made for, know jest how to use it, and it don't do them eny hurt.— Jest so with the Constitushin; you apply it to niggers, and it is jeat. as bad for 'em as whi!iky, They &art know how to use it, an they'll de stroy everything, and make them selves an everybody else ten times wose off."Wal, ses the Kernel, sea he, `.Majer, I wish I could see how it is that the Constitushin don't ap ply to niggers as much as to white men.' Ses I, 'Kt rnel, you don't look at the Constitushin thru constitushin al spectacles. That Chicago Plat form bothers you.' 'Kernel you see that it, is tryin to bring the nigger where he don't belong, that is the cause of all our troubbel. He don't d belong to the constitushin, and wen we undertake to put him there it won't work.' Ses he, "Major, did you ever hear of the story of a man who caught a panther by the tail ?" Ses I, yes, Kernel, I hey." "Wal," ses he, "I'm that man. I've got the biggest he panther by the tail that you ever heerd tell of. Ef I was splittin rails I'de know jist what to do."— "Why," ses I, "Kernel, what would you do then ?" "Wal," sea he, "jest stick his tail in the crack of the log, knock out the wedge and run. But ! you see, Majer, I ain't splittin rails now, an', therefore, that plan won't work." 'No,' see I, 'Kernel, you ain't splittin rails, but Pm afeered you're splittin sometbin else.' Ses he, 'what ?' Sea I, 'THE UNION V- I 'Now Majer.' sea the Kernel, 'you don't think I want to split the Union, do you ?"No,' ses 1, -I don't know as you're raley tryin to split it, but then you've been sick a splitter all your life, that perhaps you are doin it unbekuowin to yourself. You see, Kernel, as long as you stick to them 1 Abolitionists, jest so long the Union will not only stay split, but the split will grow wider. They are the wedge an you are the mallet. You jest knock the wedge out, an the Union will come together jest like shettin up a jack !life. You see,they hold that some of the States have got an institushin which they consider rong, an they are detarmined to up root it. In tryin to do that, they'll split everything all to smash, and by the time they git thru, it will look as of lightnin had struck this country from Mane to Texas, in spots not mor'n 6 inches apart.' `Wal,' ses the Kernel, ses he, 'Ma jer, that brings up a great moral questshin, as the nigger sed wen he was stealin chickins, and we ain't got time to discuss it now.' Sea I, Kernel, go ahead, an of you can re fete what I have said, I would like ;to see you.' Ses he, ‘ll.lajer, do you know why a man's face is like the eend of an old fashioned house ?' Ses • I, `No, Kernel, can't say I do. 'Viral,' says he, 'because it is his gabble eend.' W al, ses I, that may he a good joak, but after all, Kernel, it don't answer my arguments. But I couldn't git another word on politics out of the Kernel that day. So I held up, but I tell you, the Kernel has felt very blue since that time. One day ses he, 'Majer, what a great mistake I made in not makin Crittenden's corn : pr.quise the basis of my administra tion ; but it is no use in cryin over spilt milk. The leaders of our party wanted the Chicago platform put through, and I'm the man to do what I undertake or sink in the attempt.' "W al," ses I, "Kernel, (changin' the toppic)ine and Sekretary Chase have been figgerin up the debt Uncle Sam has on his sholders, an what d'ye think ;it amounts to?" "Not knowin, can't say, Major, it must be upwards of con , sidorabel." "Wal, I rather think it is. It is more nor a THOUSAND • MILLION OF DOLLARS, Kernel, and upwards ris'n fastly, though we only seem to be jest fairly gittin into the shank of the fight." ''Val, to tell the truth, Iklajer, this war has disappointed the hull of us, but I think I haven't been so foolish as Seward. I never sed it would end in 'sixty days.' But let's see your figgers, Major." Then I sho'd him the slate, and how I had figgered up the debt, and told him how I had gone to see Chase, and how he took down his book, which he said his Clarks had prepared for him, so he could see every Saturday nite jest how much the Government was in debt. I took a look at it but I couldn't tell bead nor tail to it. He sed they kept their books by dubbel entry. .I tolled him that I tho't a single entry would be as many times as such a debt as our'n ought to be chalked down. Besides, I told hiru . them books by dubbel entry wasn't . worth a pick of saw-dust. There was Deacon Doolittle's son, Hosea, of Downingville, who went to York and set up the dry goods business.— Wen he failed, his books showed he was worth two hundred thousand dollars, and yet he didn't have money enough to get his wife hum to his father's. You see dubbel entry is a good deal like tryin to ride 2 horses at once ; you can't manage 'em, and things get so kinder mixed up in profit and loss arid notes payable and notes receevable, that you can't tell how you stand.' The Kernel then took down the fig gers off my slate in his book and sed he would keep 'em for his nest mes- same. . then Linken, ses he,‘ltiajer,you!ve worked like kbailer on these iggers, and it is an orfal dry and tuff sob jeer. So! think you better have soma NEW SERIES.--VOL. 4, NO. 14. of my old rye to sort of top off with.' Then he called the feller in party bad eloze, who does arrands, and tailed him to bring oat the black bottle.— 'Now, Majer.' ses the Kernel, 'take a good swig. It will be healthy for your rumatiz. As for me, I'll jest take a little for eumpany sake. I don't drink myself, you know, Majer, but I like to have a little old rye aroun; an I allus tell the old woman et there's any of it missin not to ask any queetshins! After we got dun drinkin, ses 1, Kernel, I have been with you ever since the Ist of February, an wen I earn I didn't ex pee' to stay mor'n a month. Now, the 4th of July is comin along close at band, an I must be thinkin about gittin back to Downingville for I must be there before the 4th. Things look very bad here jest now, and we all feal afeerd they may be made worse instead of better. Stanfill wants to issoo a proelama shin which he thinks will set all things rite, but Sewaid -ses precis mashins is played out. The Kernel thought at one time to put out a call for a day of fasten and prayer, but Hallick is opposed to it. So things are gittin along now kinder slip shod, but I will try to keep you posted up as usual. I intend to give you a full account of the celebration of the 4th el Downingville. Insine Stebbins, of the Downingville Insensibles, who writ a piece of poetry on Mrs Lin kins ball, and who was woonded at Chickenhominy and cum hum with a furlong, is to be the orator of the occashin. Jerusha Matilda Jenkins, the darter of Deacon Jenkins, and who went down to Port Roile to teech the contrarybands their prim ers, will also be there. The Insine is a very smart chap, of be is a nig gerite, and I expec' he will do him self creditable. Yours till deth, MAJER JACK DOWNING LONDON PREACHERS. Some read essays in cold, symmetrical periods, with occasional moral precepts. I heard some time ago a sermon read in a monotonous cathedral voice, in which, af ter giving a most bald and uninteresting life of Jacob, the only application which I heard the clergyman make was to tell his famishing hearers that the best thing they could do was to "go and imitate Jacob," —a very brilliant and original conclusion! Some preach eloquently, and perhaps well, but there is lacking throughout a spiritual life in the manner and the lan guage. Dr. Cumming is a good specimen of this class. His very prayers are chill ing. The repetition in a pleasing, mea sured and somewhat affected voice of a string of texts of Scripture reminds one strongly of Episcopal services. It cer tainly is a plea'sure to sit and listen to elo quent precepts uttered in melodious ac cents, but the sou/ comes away longing for a repast. There are others. like Punslion arid Newman Hall, •and Spurgeon, who draw huge crowds, and do great good in awakening sinners, but for the progressive believer there is little to satisfy, and to a man of taste the unkempt eloquence of the former or the latter is unendurable. But all faults of manner and speech can be overlooked, if a minister `exhibit au anx ious sympathy for every soul whom he ad dresses—where he appears to lose himself in his alf absorbing, all important theme, and feel that everlasting life or death hangs on his lips. That is the test of preaching —the spirit which animates the words* tl e forgetfulness of self in the eagerness for the salvation of souls. And the beet preaching is of course where this is com bined with deep and, holy thoughtfulness and thorough mental cultivation. There are few here who possess this rare union of qualities. Dr. Hamilton, with his win ning, kindly exhortations ; and Arthur, with his stirring extempore utterances; and Allen, of Islington, whose sermons are eloquent and spiritual, are instances The Sir John Franklin Expedition., Sr. JOHNS, N. B. August 22.—Arri ved to-day, bark Peorge liknry, of New London, Captaiij B ington, from Frobisher's Idlet, shOVI' of pro visions. Mr. Hall, of 6 .the New Frank. lin Research Expedition, is on board. One man was lost the first winter out—frozen to death. Mr Hall re ports that in consequence o a f the loss of their craft, they were unable to prosecute the mission to the extent proposed, but they had dethruined the fate of two boats' crews of Frank lin's expedition, all of whom, perish ed while endeavoring to return. Mr. Hall learned the fate of five men captured from Frobisher, on his first voyage, and identified the exact places of their landing. Mr. Hall explored over one thousand miles of the coast, including the so called Frobisher's straits, which proved to be a deep bay, terminating in lat. 63 45, long. 70. Mr. Hall also discovered a 'teal glacier and mountain of fossils Ws.. tween Hudson's straits and Frobish er's bay. The bark George Henry was , to start for the U-uited States at the. close of 1861, but was preventad, from doing so by the foe, until the 9th inst. The ohip's company sub 7osistakfl Abrou the Jait by, 7 of 411! ,Eihri. IlunatPc. • -