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L_Prattical Joke.
A gentleman , of cnnstderable talent as
an orator became a member of alegisla
tive body in.one of the eastern states.—
. In sPeaking he was addicted to an - pdd 6-
. bit of handling hitspeciailes, first placing
' theta on his nose, coffering them 'to re
main a minute - or , two; throwing them
Upon his. forehead, 04 finally folding
theta - up and laying thehibefore him up
on the desk.. One day' a very iniportant
question came up for consideration and
he commenced a speech in opposition.
A friend to the proposed measure who
was most an incorrigible wag withal, de
termined to spoil .the effect of the hen°-
. rable - member's remarks, and according
ly, before hi entered the house provided
himself with a dozen pair of spectacles.
The member commenced his- speech
with his usual ability. Only a fewini
nutes had elapsed before he was at work
with his spectacles, and finally got them
upon his forehead. Atthisjnnetureour
wag who Baia ready; laid another pair
upon the desk before the speaker. These
were taken up, and
,by :gradual gradua
tions gained a place on his forehead by
the side of the othem A. third, fourth
and fifth pair were disposed orin tie
same manner. A smile settled on the
countenances of the honorable members,
Which gradually lengthened into a grin ;
and at last when the - speaker had warm
ed into one of his moat patriotic and elo=
quent sentences, he deposited a sixth pair
with, the others, and there was a Jong
and loud peal of laughter front all quar-
ters ofthe hall—presidents, clerks, mem
bers, joined in ,chorus. The speaker
himself looked around in astonishment at
this carious interruption : but, according.
ly, raised his hand, he grasped the
.spec
tacles, and the - whole force of the joke
rushed - upon his mind. He dashed the
Oases upon the floor, took ,ttp
and left the hall. The bill passed by.a
triumphant majority, probably in conse
ipience of the gentleman's very silly and
useless . habit.
Chapter on 'ban.
Team in sometimes a relief, and some
times a burden, they are a-relief to a
wo
man, but kburden to a man ; therrelieve
a woman, because hei sympathy ap
proves them ; they burden a man be-
Cause- his pride 'rebukes them ;
_Pa woman
- weeps because she feels, a man because
he can't feel ; a woman's tears affect a
man, but a man's tears disaffeei a woman;.
, *a woman weeps for others, a man for
himself, a woman's tears are common
property ; a - man's are his own, awoman
believes them a profitable investment, u a
man considers them useless expenditures,
a woman's tears are, easy and natural; a
man's-are forced: and awkward, a wo
man's are the warm streams of the sun
cloud, 'inan's the' old dropping of the
icicle. •
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General Wolfe's Presentiment.
On the night previous to the battle of
Quebec, after in the orders for the assault
were' given,) Sirlmes Wolfe requested
a private interview with his friend ;. at
which, saying that he had the strongest
presentiment that he should be killed in
slie fight of the motrow, but he should
die on the field of glory—Sir James Un
buttoned his waistcoat, and taking from
his bosom the minature of a young lady,
with whose heart—his own blended,"
he delivered it to commander Jarvis, en
treating-that if- the foreboding came to
pass, he 'would , himielf retain it to her
-on-his arrival in England. Wolfeis pre
sages' were too completely fulfilled, and
Com. 'Jarvis had the most painful duty
of delivering the pledge to Miss Lowther.
VERY GOOD.-A. distinguished cler
gyman, now a resident in New York,,
was accused while in Lowell, of vio
lently dragging his wife from revival
Meeting. and compelling her to go
home with him." Ile replied as fol
lows : • -
• filet. I have - never attempted to, n
fiance my wife in her views, nor in
her choice of a meeting. ' •
4 42tif My wife has not attended. any,
of the revival meeting in Lowell.
.43d I have not attended even one of
4b,osp *minis for any purpose what
ever..
4th,Neither my wife nor myself
have have any inclination t - attend
these meetingal' ' •-
• is sth I-never had a wife !"
Blut'sLovz.—“And don r iYonthink
men can love as well as wpmenr
Sarah laughed:outright,
"What can you mean, Sarah r
asked Margaret. •
"I mean," she replied, I , that when
a man- &ads _his house in disordered,
and wants somebody %opus, it to rights,
• he calls this love; •whenzleis 'dabs,
too, and things don't go pleasantly,'and
he wants somebody to "comPlaiu to and
• find fault with, and lay the blame upon,
be CalbF this love. • 'When no one cares
for'him, and Ire gets put down in soci
'Sy; add:oritatio to bind'himself for life
to lookitttOitig.Who will flatter him, and
:; - .lflatiitt'llt,very,fanite, this too he'callas
love.—Man'S love, indeedi" -
•Pswarm Irishman was sent 16
..putaletterinthe Post Office direeted,ti
He brought it haek. - ', , ,qtad
Muck", to . :thesi'pOst , offices,er
. saittbe, “ this letteriront go,"::—Eiwont
go I" ,“ Non bit., -The 41irthy
posal
_hare got a 'place the litters for
;Rah 110 sorry a one for females,"
WM
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4rsvon't do to-lrack jokes on old s
maid's in the presience of unmarried
ladies who: have passed the age of
forty.
It won't . do to imagine a legislature
fid at the public crib will , sit but six
Meeks, when two-thirds of the mem
bers have not the capacity to earn , a
decent livtng at home.
• It won't do fora man to bump his
head against a stone poet,. unless 'he ,
conscientiously believes that his, head
is the hardest. ,
It won't do when a musquito bites your
fate in the. night, to beat your own
cranium in - pieces with your fist, un
der
ae irnpreision that you are killing
'the musquito.
It won't do for, a chap to imagine a
"girl is indifferent to him because she
studiously avoided him,in company.
Tt won't do for a young lady to pre
sume that more than a third of the gen
tlemen who show her pointed attentions,
have the most ,distant idea of Marrying
her.
It won't do for a man to fancy - alady
is in love with him because she' treats
him civilly, or that she has virtually
engaged herself - to him, because she
has always endured his company.
It won't aft to be desperately ena.
morel ofa pFetty face before you have .
seen it at the breakfast table.
It won't' do to be so devoted to a
tender hearted wife as to...comply im
plicity with her request when she asks
you is Nowtumble over the cradle, and
break your zed, my dear, won't your
_ It won't dolor)
_take ' hold . of a hair
trigger pistol during a 'fit of,the
It won'tdo for a politician to imagine
himself elected to the Gubernatorial
chaii while the I.back counties remain
to be heard from."
It won't do to pop the 'question more
than a dozen times after a lady has said
No." - • * .
It. won't do, to extol the beauty of,a
lady's hair before you know whether
it did not belong to another lady's
,
It won't dilto talk of wooden. not.
mega and' white oak hams when there
are ConnectiCut Yankees about.r
It won't do to go barefoot-in the
winter to get, rid of the trouble of corns.
It won't do to take every man to do
that you would like to do even ifso to
won't
do.would be to do a favor. It
do. ' •
It is a sweet and pleasant thing for
two old, and familiar friends tolspend
'together a long hour, after the sun has
gone down, and when all the world is
quiet; in a warm room, with a blazing
fire, and with a moderate use of the
pair juice of the grape to fill the inter !
vale of conversation. No haste is up
on them, no hurry, nO•hateful pressure
of importunate , business ; there they
can sit as long as they choose; it mat
ters not whether they rise the next inin
ite, or three hours hence. • They are
free; ill , short—froni the bondage of
worldly affairs,,and can do what they
think fit with their little' treasure. of
•No liberty is more pleasant than
the emancipations from all chains, and
shackles, and bars, and bond
_of busi
ness;: and there` ;hen- Memory; sweet
Memory, takes us by the hand, and leads
us back into the flower-garden of other.
years, and points , out all the blossciming
things that we loved, and, looking as
beautiful as ever, how sweet are the
sensations, low entrancing would they
be, were it not for the subdued eon
sciouisness .that, it is all part of the dream
that is passing away ! -
Nor ie the pleasure of each inter
course lessened when there exists some
difference in age betWeerithe two com
panions. Youth brings its eager fancy,
its bright expectations;.:_ its' energetic
tastiness, to rnithridate; , and its
'sober reason , in bright remembrances,
iti calm knowledge and its tried pow
era:- The" pirty mnit - never 'extend
beyond- two , however; dog; 'indeed
:YOU ! 'Easy friendlYr;', taitbfate
.114, thelittme Or _OW:O4bl, attaehtnent
tatdninrying lotrehnt ihent-must:bi
no one elm
Quin. tolsOirato:4Whethevltonti
eat _ eyes" low any' - retemblattee- to
atilteep'ti eyes?" _ ' ' . •
[Flom iimi,*o4lilias4
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', It is .curious ,how - [natty 'thousand,
things ihererain, Which it won't .do
oPoo , this`ozy planei of coire, *here
on we eat, sleep, and get nuedinners'.
For instance; -
It won't do to plunge into alaw suit,
relying wholly upon the justice of your
cause, and n ot equipped before hand
With a brim ming purse. , ..4
It won't do to tweak 'a man's nose,
or, tell 'him he lies:unless you are per
fectly satisfied that he has not spunk
enough' to resent it by blowing your
brains out, or, -Of you have no brains)
cracking your skull. '
It won't do when riding in a stage
coach to talk of another man whom-you
have not seen, as b eing , an all fired
icoundrel," until you, are absolutely
sure e be is not setting .
It *won't do when snow drifts are,
pield up mountain high.. and sleighit
sni eternally upsetting; as this winter,
to ride out with a beautiful, lively, fas
cinating girl and not expect to get
smashed with her..
I
. t a
won't do for man, when a horse,
kicks him, to kick back at the horse in
return.
Friends.
=ME
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• ' Noonday
!MOilvell ii s 4.3,t!sdY:rennirkldi
by an _elegant writer Ont. glo tiiitrikef
Mauna .possesses. nteur .pictiiresqne
beautictit.f Sometimes venerable. and
:majestic tree, fotmed a 'shade '-oyeriitii.
heads; T ionintimes'le traVelled amidst
flowering , shrubs!..sometimelf,hrough,
cultivated meadole and fi elds - of
ing corn. , Nature breathes around en
eternal spring; flower blositocas and
fruits adorn the woods at all 'Seasons.
kvast wilderness of noble*plants rises
in tea thousand beautiful landecepes,
displaying a majesty end! richness. of
scenery, and rising emotions of delight
and admiration 'which cannot easily , be
Aesciibed. This, certainly, is a very
vivid faecinating description.of a coupi
try; and, in this instance, it a correct
one. ,But, how often have I felt , after. T
welds, in Rising through or residing
' in.the forests of Ceylon, how ilawful
ly impressive is the stillness ofi noon
Every animal seeks the_deepestehade.
The fish conceal themselves at the bot
tom of rivers or lakes; except where, the
overhanging foliage screenes them from
ihe rays of a too fervid sun. Not a
bird is on the wing, and 'alr nature
seems, as it were, to be at rest, - wets it
not that tile , almost appalling silence is
broken, only to be made the more
\pressivy, by the continued low buzz or
, humming of thousands of insects. How
powerfully lave I felt in "the thickly
wooded neighborhood of Mature, all
this combination of the great and little
of so much that is wonderful in' nature !
Batas soon as the evening begins to be
somewhat cool, the world seems.again
to start into new life. , Every creature!
is in motion and in search of its prey, i
or of the food it requires of some kind
or utber,,which the Almighty' has so
bountifully provided for them all: The
wild'fowl, of various kinds, fly in large
flocks towards their haunts; the pea
and jungle fowl call their respective
broods around thenaor the night; even
the jackall begins to howl 'for its prey.
Numbers of flowers, which had closed
their teaves before the scorching beams
of the sun, now gently unfold them, to
remain open to receive the dew which
usually falls so abundantly. Here, al
so, the pretty moon flower, among the
rest, the leaves, of which - have been
shut all day, openst completely as if to
behold the sun's grandeur as be takes
his leave of us in surprising brilliancy !
It is generally believed that birds
within the tropics, though they have
finch more splendid plumage than thole
we find in Europe, cannot sing. This
is not the case here ; 'for several of them
have the sweetest notes - that I ever
listened to, and one, in.particUlar, sings
so delightfully, as to have acquired the
name of the Ceylon nightengale, from
its notes being heard for some time after
sunset. But; even when the moon
cloeEvriot afford what may be %die truly
called her silvery - light, we ao nOt al
ways remain in that profound darkneis
I have before spoken of; for no one,
who has not beheld it, can Corral an idea
of the effect produced at night by thou-'
sands and tens of thousands of !fireflies
and other insects which emit phospho-,
ris light ! I , have taken one 'of them
and put it inside the glass of my watch
and have been able to see the hour dis
tinctly by its flickering fight.—[Camp
hell's Excursions in Ceylon.
_i.
THE FLOWERS . AND THE Som.—No
ble flowers have nectaries, honey-con
tainers, in which the noblest' juices of
the plant are preserved. But in order
to come at these, one must sometimes
one has not the genius of a bee, or
of Mummel, but has merely Unskilful
human fingers—one must sometimes
wound the flower. The huntan soul
has also its nectaries, which_ we Must
often handle as we do the flowers.
CIRCLE, OF Iltrasrant.—Fenelon
was accustomed to s saY love my
family better than myself; my country
better than my family ; and mankind
better than my country;- for I am more
a Frenchman than a Fenelon ; and
more a min thari a Frenchman."
A hirmassx's iPINION OF A GOOD EDl
ai; good as a dairy. We
suppose he will skim over matters and ,
things, 'and give is the; cream of all
that is important.
.z , No body knows,bet
ter what a curd (occurred) in the pal.;
caLWorld. No two wheys about that.
A - GOOD TOAST.—the following mast
was givin at a temperance dinner:
“Revolutionary Army , • and Cold
Water Army. The one drove the red
coals from the land-4he ether the red,
noses.". ' „
How TO CllOOBB A W,MB.—Lay .a
broomstick in her way—if she steps
over it, don't take her—if eke takes it
up and pats it earefullv away,
brush
end up, take herf if you can get her.
• Tarmit—Boys that have been proper
ly rearel4re men impoint of usefulness'
at sixteen, whilst those that have been'
brought up in idle habits, are nuisances
at twenty-one. -
BA:enicia:-; o •The'life of a rich
old ,beihelor," slid the first. ,epeakei
also With a atelt: break
tamp - tolerably lot - dialler, and a
num miserablieopperi" •
POLITENESSe-Taiitenegi cosh noth-,
„
ing--exeept, you Imp a lame back f and
therLit is not very Convenient
_to Make'
a bow. '
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, , ~ vortakiitmpu . c,:-, ~
, :kiiii4 -- 4 . wititinqii - #liwin-.1
alt
field neat SiIYBPOPki i i 401 ) Ped for.;
Ircaonsent Valois* in.atih window
iv fieor , solitary Ihatcbed i lt se,. and - bej
'bild a pnung : mail damn _ll , tartocin
Of - Tiimint, pf tiliich' hit d 'botight = a
copy ; "at , Wilke, r, r 4Vel n ,requeitted
permission tcr enter,: and coon teeciizi=
mead the youtpful artist, t :.:the" patron--i
age of Charles H. ' Su'cl , f 7 , as tile com
mencement of the;
,farnel co Gibboins.- 7
Nit for that - Walk; And ithatliateding
to Dielin, he dal& stilthave pure*
his solitary toil unfriended nd unknown
—it was it slight circumst nee, a mere.
Shadow 'open the smith bet, it w as
full of promises for_ his lfa are fortunes,
Tickell owed' all his polittcel properitY
to!a little poenciuggesiedlby the opera
of Rosamond. The late William Gil . -
' ford was rescued frani Ole penury and
birdships of a coasting trader by the
reiort-and the sytepathy of.a fish-wo
men, jwho saw himplayr tagged and
neglected upon the beech ,of Brixham.
And , What is part deserving*
I notice is, that the erY ircumstances
I w hi chse to portend ' ur injury or
. seem, . ;
our ruin.' often promote, o an extraor
dinaryeiteiit, our prosperity and hap
'Thiess. This apparent contradiction
may be exemplified from the life of the
present amiable and leered Profeasor .
Lee, whose early strug,g es to acquire
'knowledge, ,IR amid the verty and
de
pression-of daily , labor, must be well
known to many of ont readers.. He
i
was by trade a cppentel, and had no
means of extending his knowledg,e of
languages exdept by r xchanging the
granunar of one for tha of another.—
But no difficulties or rivations could
chill !the fire of his e thusiasm; his
only time of study was after the con
clusion of his work in(die evening ; still
he perseiered. At leth he married
and the expenses of ii inew manner of
life not only obliged liim . to undertake
severe toil, but seemed to call for the
abandonment of liters pursuits, his
evenings as well as his morning hours'
were to be devoted to e hammer and
the slaw. At this criti al juncture, the '
chest of tools upon which he depended
for his subsistence, ws consumed by .
fire, and destitution an ruin stared him
in the face.* His cal mity proved his
1 1
greatest blessing ; his loss became
known, attracted attOtion ' to his char
acter, and friends were not long want-
ing to assist the patient and struggling
scholar. But for the burning of the
chest of tools; the Ca bridge Professor
of Hebrew might, at his instant, have
been mending a wind w-frame at Bris
tol-instead of occupying a stall in its
cathedral.—[Frazers litagazige. '
• Rail in FDIC , ' , .
It has been asseOpd that here is no
rain in Egypt, land both ancient and
-modern travellers, f i rm lleredottis and
Diodorus doWn to .. poor Mr. Silk
i
Backingham," have ecorded the suer
.tion. 'lt is well toil ve the facts in all
,cages, and tvith - rigad to this question,
let t
11
us listen to 'the i tatements of r.
f
Gliddon, who, in hi le,ctures has fre
quently put us right upon many mis
conceptions regardirig that interesting,
country. ; 1 . . '
Mr. Gliddk - st"-
.ir. ...liddon statics that in Lower
Egypt and the Delta, it rains a good
deal in the winter; ) and this lain increa
ses in the exact ratio of
,your descent
towards tbe Medite r ranean. ce I have,"
he says, 1 , known fit to rain at Alexan
dria twe nty , i daya successsively, and
almost incessantly; whilst froth the
15th of October to' he . lst of April,. the
'gains are freqnent,i land winter prover
bially wet. SU It ii i l at Atfe—,the juncture
4f, the canal and sile. Here is_ the
focus of rain in ) iwinter, and it is the
most',sloppy'middy . and.dizzly spot in
those latitudes. ir "
In -Middle Egy pt it rains every win
ter, but-merefy sharp showers. The
average at Cairo ie 'three rally days a
year, perhaps tw i elve hours ,of rain in 1
the whole year. [1 . :- - 1
In Upper Egypt it rains in , some
parts every winter, but otherwise ii
rare. Yet he observes, .. , 1 can say
with Herodotitetthat “ in our time,' it
rained in Egypt,)' forlwe had rain
Dendera, Etre, and rain at Ist cataract
—sharp, bu passing showers. The
world seldom will apply to - rain from
Cairo to Diongola—but no rain, is all
nonsense. 'Of" course, the farmer in
Egypt is q ite independent. of rain; it
1.
never elite into his calculation_, for the
Nile saturates the grew& for 'two
months -by) filieration ; and the agri:
culturalists ?supply' the' rest, by irriga
tion,water dipper", turd Other methods."
late •
thrEns.-- 7 , During a procession
in New Yorka Yankee was mounted
:on . ;a pony, which efin6bOrnly • refusW
to go. --14e whipped. him, at which ihe
crowd buziaed loudly.
•• Don't," said he; tion' 7 l good
folks, don't make' such a. noise ;, the
critter will think he's 'got among a lot
of'donkey, ~and a• fellow , feeling will
induce hid* to stay in 'Oita of 'all that
Can yon ,teiltue what
itiao , 9 l. :/aquaet jar - - I ! "Y-01, air , a
jury of inquest Usu *6O - ly of men What
Bits down - on' a dead man,4 to ifind out
wilethel!. l4 *Tiral f .0
or.46rpr. QO7,
piaiing ;'
A Poole llAL , 4The , lbposopher
Frazer, say?-Oli.; though a man
us man
INO !VT SSA is Still pOorSe.• •
=MIMI
:„,NlyrAcE • ~, I°, ; .° . .
Vitf , ITEREBtrInVE'N lb&
. 9 the foiloWhig
'elaidOrliMinf Mallon Ofillireigri.Giodo
arid Ilferchindiieluisbodnmadeby theialoiori„7,
*rlipiik *4,430. Associate 44 , 14.44,0 i
Commiamoneni of ßradford county will meet at ,
tho`.-CoMmiaiionarg,'4o.
.. in.. the :Borough
'Towanda;thel 3 th day of March
next, to heir ;h&c who may feel thin:Merin;
earieryed;rinl are 'dasiroia - of appealing from
I ihe classification herein made; to
,Am'r.
•,'. A.tugNs•gogo.3. Ellswnitli • 6ti Ca;
° •
Welleir'&Batterleei, :12
110311 Kingoery, l
3- G.' A, Peikirks; - 1, ' • -13
Chester. Park, .° • 13 •
-Barrie, , . 3 :
•W. 8. • . :13
".,C, Paine, • , - . 'l4
- A TP!
John Watkins; — • •
, ASYLUM,
Elmar Horton,
John-Norton
-•'BURLINGTON,
A. &S. Morley, • ~ 1 3
Gee & c"ien ,
Isaac, Ford,':; ' •
DURELL,
11. Moody co., ' 13
MONROE, .
J.& C. Warford, 12
;Hinman &Wilcox,' 'll3
D. O. 4Sc O. N. Bal4nry, 13
Daniel' ellogg, • 14
ORWELL,
Henry Gibbs,
T. A. Humphrey
PM,
Daniel Bally,
Smith & Little;
Johit Putman., • 13
L•. S. Maynaid, - .1
SMITHFIELD,
12
13
Lymin Darfey;
E. 8. psey.
'STANDING STONE,
A. Newell; :• ' , 13
H. W. Tracy; .
J, e& N. D.
.Warfor4,:
Horace Kinney & Co.,
Allen & Storrs,
Elliott & Mercar,
H. Mix & Son,
1. D. & E. D. Montanye,
H. S. & 11{ . C. illercur,
Tracy •& Moore,
John P. Means & Co.
Burton Ringsbery t ,
O. D. Bartlett, •
W. H. Baud & Co. ,
F. R. Hamilton,
Joseph Kingsbury Jr.,
E. 8. Clark,
B. 13 Smith,
Mile* Ceder,
C. W. Tallmadge,
E. 0. Halstead, , •
0. P. Balling,
B.'W. & D. F. Pomeroy,
Adams &
Layton Runyan,
Wm. A. Gus in,
Gay Tracy,
Writ. Gibson,
L. E. Ellsworth,
E. & G. Truman;
D. C. & 0. N.,Saisbuiy;
WARREN,
IHarent.Tyrrell;
Henry McKinney, ' 13 10 00
ArrasT—A. 8. CIIAMBERLIN, Clerk.
Cornmieioners Office,
Towanda:, Feb; WI, 1844.$
SADDLE, HARNESS &
- ' V••,. "74
.„ \I . ,
4il lii`ir 1W ,
atastzize4veciaac. , "'
nnHE suBscRIBER§ respegfulliinforrn
JI. their oh friends and the public generally
that they areparry ing on the above_business
in all its iatie a branches , in the north part of
= fury
the building copied by B.Tholoas, as a Hat
shop,_on M • street, nearly opposite Heroes
eh/re, where they Will be happy to accomodate
'old and new cusugniii3. .1 • - . ..4 •
SADDLES, 1 ' CARP,LEBAGS
BRIDLES, , VALICES, •
MARTINGALE; 1
TRUNKS,
HARNESS, .. COLLARS,
'WHIPS C., &C. '
of the latetkfashion mad best materiale will be
made to cider on moderate terms fOr ready pay.
Most kinds of country produce will bo taken
in exchange for work. , '
. - Amour & CULT!.
Noy. 13, 1843.
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Bedstead's.
THE subscribers still
main:Adore
id keep on hand at their
stand, all kinds of
;a and "Wood f3eat
Also, Settees of
anions kinds, and Bed.'
Steads of every description
which we will sell low for
lah or Country Produce.
Wen
18 & MAKINSON.
.• 10th: 1843.
D. Vandereiek--_ Catmet Maker.
COM& Of Main* 4 1 0 firedei TOWan4o
_Pa.
XEEPBI cobaantly on hankall iinds of
Ventilate, made of the best •materials
andof i the latest fashion, 'which he will sell on
better ternor for- null than am be had at my
ohet estatdishmeittin the *mid. -
Towanda, Oct.loth 1843. - • •
1 #‘1177,4911
IN exchange foiGoida....COminon.► Panel &
JIL wad cullitittioapis, and' 28 *eh Shin
gle& - MEANS & 00.,
RES
IDDIPLE:poww,p, oUdiftertat'quatittes
jll, tor sari by HALL.,
13
ROME,
SHESHEQUIN,
TO•WANDA BOROUGH,
TROY,
ULSTER,
WYBOX,
WYALUSING,
AN, int
lIME
'IIEAVIIIIE
not fn t he vol TOltrpit
44,,
sassed by this anu'a",
ihriinetinettir would fedsoieo bij
eertatierlding it to the attention of d th e . b. tr. -
tea - tru\ ny 'Worthless, and indk d ut.. _•.'••••%
trains have , teen brought forward, v ii i r a
parade .of Wee certificates end ru t , '"
praise, 'that even the most , val tro m e „ ."
are re ce ived with:distrust:lle pr op i t ...
the Health. Restorative, however, with*
lianie . irporr the superior powers of his u le ?: :
founded 'tipon an experience of its
beneficial effects, confidently. reco
k a cane of Coughs," Colds, Liver
raising, of blocd..painin the side and 4,
"purifying the blood,eradicathigerupEoo3o;
skin,, and all other complaint s Efr i Shi
'Want of tone in the g
stomach. The 1 1 4 c :' e l
not only, pleasantto the taste, NI til t *
unusual attention to diet; not is there en ,
g e r to apprehended from exposu re '
from attendinto usual avocation s . • p ra ,
merous certificates in testimen, of its er ,
nary e ffi cacy, the following ate stletta
12 50
12 50
10.00
10 00
10 00
10 00
10.00
7 00
10 00
10 00
Letter from Samuel Ned,-
Mr. Auk,v b eeri
ilicted with a disease of the Itnii,aitendal
a severe cough and greatilifficulty of 14.
and'compelled at times to give up Thy , •
I t r i e d many medicines, but found hal t te .
relief, Until hearing of your Health Rh
I procured two bottles of Sabin linch,
rose, Igistiuehanna county, and I k i
Lion in saying that have net eujo l ,4
health in some years, and I think tkv,
God, it has been the means of prnior,
life, and most cheerfully reconuard!il,
public as , a valuable med icine.
10 00
10 00
12 0 50
10 00
70.90
7 00
1000
SkYours, . SAIWEL Inv,
inner's Eddy, Wyoming Co. h.
December 10, 1842. ,
10 00
41.
Later from C. W. /h am ,
Mr. C. Brintkerhoff: Dear Sir—l hri.
troubled fors tength.of time with a su m
and have tried ;many medicines whiclit,
commended to me, but found no 41164
teas indiced to fry a bottle of sour
stonitive, -- which has cured me efferti l 2 l;
it is from the knowledge I have of the,,,
of this medicine that I so cordially re
,it to others; believing that any one the -
Tsevere cough, will by the use of the Hey
storative experience the same happy
'tours Respectfully, -
C. W. DUN',
121 Froatt.,N.
10 00
12 50
19 00
10 .o
,g
10 00
a
12 50
N
Letter from Noir' H. Nolo.
Mr. C. Brinckerhoff: Dear B",r—l watt
with' a severe . cold about the middle of 31;,
which kept increasing, and seated on my!:
and threw me Into a
.violent cough, 'with r
vere pain in, the side, so that I was onsilel
any kind of business for about .three
I had Within that time taken all kinds o
eine which I thought could be of any idr•
to me, but still I grew worse, 'until Ipr
tially obtained your Health' Restoratre,
use of only two bottles of which! was
to perfect health. Yours, &e.
a
10 00
7 00
.4
DANIEL H. lEEE
Silver Lake, Sus. Co., Pa.
October 14, 1842.
12 5
Letter from Sabin Hefei,.
Mr . C B ill ckerb off : Dear Sin—l so
ly afflicted With an affection of the lc*,
in the left side and breast, attended t‘,l
alarming cough. I was in New Ycrk.'
friends there advised me to try your, Ho,
storative. I procured two battles; axd
had used one of theml found - my heskl!
rially improved; and after using the EAT'.
tle I enjoyed as good health as I harm
any time within five or six years. Atm
I speak of being in New York, my frifrX
paired of my ever reaching my home, l;
other medicine, and can attribute I:H7.
went 'in health to nothing, under lio4.tu
nocdicine-here spoken of, and I orodg,w
every one similarly afflicted Would give ajt
SABOi HAT
Montrose, Pa., Auglist 0, 1042..
10 00
10 00
10 00
10 00
Letter from .11 7 aItnr h&j.
Mr. G I . Brinckerhoff: Dear Sit-1,
company frith Sabin Hatch, at tbt
speaks of being in New Yoik. 1t14.11
almost oi 'quite beyond the msipajtil
very, and In fact did uotthink he stoaq
teach home. Ido not know of las ti4l
other medicine than your Health
and in a few weeks he appearediaegai.
as he had done a long time. Aadt:
. with Mr. Hatch; that under rod, he I?
to the Use of your. medicine for IV
health he now enjoys. I cons:tki At.
'medicine, and recommend anyonuffil
,on affection of the lungs erliver to gore
trial, y W. FOLLET,
Sheriffof Susquehanna Cad'
The following is an extract of a ittia ,
lion. , .tephen Strong, of Owego, S. t
November 7, k
bear Sir :—YourHealtiatestorati ve
hss
fax proved a most invaluable merlicioP.
you please send are, in the same utY
the other, five bottles more.
Yours Truly.
STEPHEN STRONt
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