: •-': , toc - occe*eo.#. - o - .
I "Fleet". .14aiii*:
pv AN. nutaxany.
Lady C. was i beautiful woman, but
• Lady C. Was an extraiagint
She was still single, thogigh rather past
extreme youth. Likeinost pretty fe.
Males she hid looked goo_ high--had
'estiortediher own loveliness too dearly,
•and now she refused to believe that.she
was not as charming - as ever. So no
wonder she still remained ngnarried.
Lady 0. -had about` five thousand
pounds - in the world. - She 'owed about
forty thousand pounds ; so. with all her
wit-and beauty, she got into. 'tic Fleet,
and was likely to remain there..
Wow. -in the time I speak of, every
lady had her hair dressed by a barbenand
the barber of the Fleet _was the hand
sorriest barber in the city of London.—:
Pat Philam was a great admirer of the
fatisei ; and where's,the wonder?
Sure Pat was an Irishman. It Was
one very -fine morning., when Philam
was dressing her captivating-head, that
' her ladyship took it into . her -mind to
• talk' to tarn, and Pat , was well- pleased
- for Lady C.'s teeth were the whitest,
and her smile the brightesrin all the
world. •
,
So you're not married, Pat," says
she.
. ,
•• DOB an inch, your honor's lady
ship," says he.
" And wouldn't you like to be mart
tied!" again asked she.
" Would a duck_Swim
"Is there any one you'd prefer.!" •
" Maybe, madam, says he,`‘•you
fiver heard of Kathleen O'Reilly, down
beyant Don rade Her father's cousin
to O'Donaghue, who's own steward to
Mr. Muiphy the under agent to my
Lord B.ingitown, and—"
-!" eays she; "sure I / do'n't
Want to know who'she is. But; would
she have you if_y,ou asked' her I"
•'Ah, thin, I'd only wish • I'd
ther thrying that:, same."
"And why don't you 1"
•..Sure I'm too poor," and Philan
heaved a prodigious sigh :
"Would you like to be rich t"
••Does a dog Lark!"
If I make you rich; will you do as
I tell you?"
" Miele murthers ! your honor; don't
be tantalizing a poor boy."
"Indeed I'm not," said Lady .C.
"So listen; How would you like to
marry me r .
Ah, thin, my lady, I believe the
King of Russiabimself woold be proud
.to do that same, let alone a pbor - devil
like Pat Philan."
Well, Philan, if *ll marry me
to-morrow,_l'll give you a thousand
pounds.'
Oh ! willabaloo ! Willabaloo ! sure
I'm mad, 'sir enchanted, by the good
people! roared Pat, 'dancing round
the room.
‘ 4 But there are conditions." „says
Lady, C.; "after the first day , of our
nuptials you must never see me again
nor,clairn me 'for your wife."
/ don't like that," says Pat, for he
had been ogling her ladyship most des
perately:
But, remember Kthleen 0' Reiley.
"With the 'money I'll give you, you
may go and marry her."
1 That's thrue," — aays he, '"but' thin
the bigamy("
As I'll never ' appear against yciu,"
says her lady ship. “Only remember
you must take an oath never to call me
your wife after tomorrow, and never go
telling the story."
Divil a Word I'll iver say."
"Well, then."says she, •(here's ten
pounda---go ,and buy a license, and
leave the rest to me';"and then she ex
plained to him, where he was to go, and
where he was to ccime, and all that.
The peat day Pat was true to his
appointment; and found two gentlemen
already with her ladyship.
",Have you, got the license?" says
she.,
"Here it is my - lady," says he, and
he gave it to her. She handed it to
one of the gentlemen, who viewed it.
attentively. Then calling in her , two
servants, she turned to the gentlemen
who was reading,
Perform the ceremony," says she.
i~nd sure enough, in ten minutes Pat
Philan was the husband, the fegal hue
band of Lady C. •
" That , will de," says she to her
new husband, as he gave her. ; hearty
kiss ; that'll do. Now, sir, give. Me
my marriage certificate. The old gen
tlerriar(didso, and, bottling reipectfulty
totheifive pound note she gave him,
be pitired with his clerk; for sure
eitongh I forgot to tell you that he was .
a parivn. _
"Go and brin g _ the warden," says
,my ladyto one of her - servants.
- "Yes, my lady," sake she ; and
• presently the warden appeared.
" Will you be rod enough," says
_Lady C., in a voice that Would calf's
bird from .a tree, ".will you he good
enough to 'send and fetch'lnc a-hack
ney: coach ? I Wish to leave this pis' =
on,immediately." . •
"Your ladyship forgeti, replied he,
'that you must pay forty thousand
pounds before I can letlyou , go." ,
"lam a married WOll2BO. Yon can .
s
detain my husband, but not me." And
she Wailed at Milian, who began zith
er to dislike the appearance of things.
" Pardon me, my lady, it is well
known you are single:"
• "I tell you I . um married!'
,"M s here' -goer husband'?" ••
-. 6! There, sir.V! acid, she pointed ;to
the astonished barber; "there he stands.
Here: is my marriw certificate, which
you can peruse at. your leisure. 14
servants, yonder, were the witnesses
of the ceremony.• Now detain me, sir,
one instant at your peril." •
. The Warden teas dumb-founded, . and
no wonder._ Poor Philan Would have
spoken, but neither party would let
him. The lawyer below was consult:
ed. The result was evident. , In half.
an hour Lady C. • was free, and Pat
Philan her legitimate husband; a pris
oner forelebt to the amount of forty
thousand pounds.
Well sir. for some time pat thought
he was dreaming, and the creditors tho't
they were still worse. The following
day they held a meeting. ' and finding
how they had been tricked,swore they'd
detain poor Pat for ever. But .as they
knew he had nothing, and wouldn't feel
much shame in swearing through the
Insolvent Conn. they made the best of
a had bargairi and let him out.e •
Well, you must know; about L a week
after this, Paddy Philan-was sitting by
his little MI); And thinking over the ;
wonderful things he hadseen, when as
sure as death the postman brotight hiai
a letter, the first he had ever received,
which he took 'over to a friend of his,
one Ryan, _a fruit seller, because You
see be was no great hand, at reading
writing, to decipher for him. It ran
;thus :
"Go 'to Doneraile and mart Kathleen
'O'Reilly. The instant the kriot is
tied I fulfil my promise of making you
camfortable for life. But, as you value
life and liberty, never breathe a sylable
of what has passed. . Remember you.
are in my power if you tell -the story.
The money will be paid to p yen direct
ly you inclose me your marriage cer
tificate. I send you fifty pounds for
present expenses. • C.
Oh ! happy Paddy ! Didn't he start
next day for Cork, and didn't he marry ,
Kathleen, and touch a thousand pounds?
-By that powers he did. And what is
more he took a cottage, which perhaps
yon know, not a hundred mile; from
Bruin, in the county of Limerick ;
and, 'he forgot his first wife
clean and entirely, and never told any
one but alself f under a promise of
secresy, the story of his "Fleet . itlar
riage.' •
Styli* Begging.
Willis. in his In - it-letter to the Nation
al Intelligencer has the following account
of a new scene in life in New York :
Apropros of beggars- 7 4hp system of
ingenious beggary, so curiously descri
bed in thassix'A ".Great Metropolis," is
beginning to 'be tried on in New York.
There is one young lady (of very correct
habits, I believe, in point of fact) who
makes a living by means that wear a
somewhat questionable complexion out .
of "distinguished strangers. A mem
ber of Congress, or a diplomist in transit,
for example, receives a note, the day af
ter his arrival is advertised, in a hand
writing. of singular beauty. In the most
graceful language, and with the daintiest
-use of French phrases, be isinfornfed
that a young lady who has long watched
his career with deepest interest—who
has a feeling for him which is mystery
to herself—who met him accidentally in
a place she will recall to his memory
should she be so fortunate as to see him
again—who.is an unhappy creature of
impulse; all l - too fondly tender for this
harsh world•and its constructions : would
like to see him on a certain side-walk
between eightand nine. By holding his
hand across his left breast, he will be ac
costed at that time and place. The lady
likeness and good taste of the tenatives
of that description, breed a second tho't
of curiosity, and the victim is punctual.
After a.lurn or two oothe appointed side
walk, he .encounters a tall young lady,
deeply veiled,, who addresses him by
name, takes his arm, and discourses to
him at first upon his own ambitious Ids
tory, contriving to say the true and flat
tering thing, for which She has duly in
formed herself. She skilfully evadels his
attempts to make her talk of things more
particular, and regretting feelingly that
she can only-see him on the side-walk,
appeals to his "well knowil generOsity"
for ten dollars to keep_her and her dear
mother from being filmed out of doors,!
She takes it wit!) tremulous pathos. de
mon& of his honor-that lie will not fol
low her, and• slips- round the corner to
meet another " distinguished stranger"
with whom she has appointed an inter
view fifteen minutes later in the next
street ! "was in a company of stran
gers at a hotel not- long ago, when one
of these dainty mites was produced, and
it so happened that every man piesent
had one in his pocket for thesame hand!
Among the partythere were four appoint
ments 'proposed by the same -lady, to
Borne off. on the four aides of - a certain
-square, for that evening She is proba
bly doing a good business,
Mairrio Butizvz.--- , t Is he alive!"
inquired a little boy the other day, as he
gazed on a large turtle, crawling in front
via restaurant.
.4! Alive exclaimed a fat man, who
was also looking at "the fat monster with
intense - interest, " qartinkly, boy! , He
act - like a live tartle,don't he:?" .
•, Why, yes, he 'acts like 'one," an
swered the title queerest, 3 , but I though
he might be makire,b7ieue."
*tote the Toindei VUfldL
lost litioding Ignonmee.
'A short time ago, Purich had Occasion
to' horrify' his readers-'b y pbbliahlttg
the Report of this-Select Committee on
Education, which revealed:llkt amount
of Ignerance of- domeatic -- matters'pre-_
veiling among young men generally.—
His commissioners have just sent up to
hlm their second report; which relates
to-the knowledge of business and, the
affairs of his life possessed6y yoinig
ladies ; and he has determined'
,at the
risk of creating a-fearful panic in the
marriage market, to print it. ' •
2fies Mary 4tkins examioed—ls the
daughter of a private gentleman:
Has several brothers and sisters. Is
engaged to.be married to a young sur
geon, es soon as he can get into practise. .
Has an idea that 'she ought to know
something of House keeping: suppose
it comes naturally.; Can sing and play . ;
drew and embroider:' Cannot say that
she ever darned a stocking. - The price
of brown Windsor soap .is from one
shilling to one- and threepence the
packet; cannot tell' what yellow comes
to : never bought any. Circaistaii
cream is half- a crowd) a pot ; does not
know the-prife of perlash: Knows - hOw
to furnish '-a house, would go to the
upholsterers and buy furniture. Can
not say how much she would, expect
to, give for an easy chair, or fora wash
stand, or for asset of tea things ; should
ask mamma, ifnecessary; neverthought
of doing so before. Papa paid for the
dress she has on ; forgets what he paid
for it. 3Has no notion what his butch
er's bill amounts to in .the year.
MBB Harriet Somers-Papa is a
clergyman. Is unable to' say whether
he is a pluralist or not. He is a curate,
and has but one curacy... Expects to
be married, of course. Would not re
fuse a young man with three' hundred
a year. ' Has no property of her own.
Has some skill in' needle work ; lately
worked a brigand in red,, blue, green,
and yellow worsted. Can make sever
al washes for the complexion. Cannot
sll/kiw she would set about makinglan
apple dumpling. Loaves ehould remain
in the oven till they are done ; the time
they would take would depend on eh.-
cumstanees. - Jr she -were married,
would expect her husband to be 1111
sometimes: supposing him - to havr4-
dered calve's footjelly,should send , or it
to the pastry cook's It never occurred
to her that she might make iterself.-r-
If she tried,' should buy so the calves'
feet; what next she shmild do cannot
say. Has received a faiihionable edu
cation ; knows - Prench''ind Italian
Likes dancing better thaii anything else.
Mies Jane Briggs--la the daughter
a respectable tradesuaan.a grocer
and tea dealer. -Lookit forward to
a union with some boJy in her Own:sta
tion of life. Was for five years at a
boarding-shool in Clapham . . ' Really
cannot say what a ledger is ; it may be,
the same as a day-book. Has an album.
Has painted flowers in the album ; also
butterflies. Has never irened a frill.
Knows what a receipt is : it tells you'
how to dress things. Should 'suppose
that a receipt in full was a receipt that
told you all particulars. Neyer. heard
of a balance-sheet; it may be ti calico
sheet for aught she knows. Cannot,
say whether papa buys or sells at prime
cost. Has eaten fowl occasionally.—;
Never dressed one. Does not know.:
how to make stuffing fur a du,ck or a
goose. .
Miss Elizabeth. dliktns—Residei at
Hampstead, with her parents, Papa ;
is a solicitor, has offices in Gray's Inn.;
Will have a little money of her own
shortly, when sbe comsat age. Is not
aware whether she is a minor or not.
The property was left her by an aunts
Cannot say whether she is a legatee'or
testatrix. Her property is real proper
ty. Is sure of that. It is in the funds.
Should say that it was not - personal
property, as h was not anything about
her person. Knows what consols are;
has read about them in history ; they,
were ancient Romans.- Mama keeps
house. When she marries.expects do to
the same: Is unable to say . what the
family milk-score is a week. Siarch
is used to stiffen collars; has .no notion
what it' is a pound, or what made of, or
whether it is used with hot water or
cold. 75 ,11.!roggest cheiiper than a Tur
key carpet: but bow much, cannot
say. • Her.time is principally occtipied
in fancy-work. reading, • novels, awl
playing quadrilles and waltzes on .the
piano. • •
Out of sixty other, young , ladies ex
amined, three only knew ho,w to :cOrn
beef, six what a sausage was composed
of, and fourhow to make onion sauce.
Nofone Of the whole ' number could
brew. The stly could tell what
the last new son was; - but - node"! of
y--1
them knew th urrent pica of.bek--
Every soul of them meant to mariy?. as
soon as possible: , What is to *becOme
of ' their husbands? Echo answers
a What I" and - Punch' shudders_ aCthe,
, .
idea, > 1
. '-'
Ruesne ron:BED-Boos.-4it Cti in
bed all night with a lamp in, your hand,
and when you see one of those midnight
marankent crawling hpdie ; the blanket
burn his smelters for
Lovi LErrzn.—Roneeean tell
,oa
ihat to write a good love •letter, t°you,
ought to begin °without knowing what
you mean to say, and to 'finish without
knowing what you have said.
Tiffs Et 01 "bitzAi
oat my eye upon smile min?.
pature i poryaitta perceive that the' four
ersonages who occupied: the,
'conspicuous. places where 'Alexander;
Hannibal, Cte..sar ! ,Xnil --Bonaparte.' I
had seen the same 'unnumbered trines
before, but never did, the same sensa
tion arise.* my bosom, 'and as my mind
kastily glanced over their several histo
ries.
Alexander. after having climbed the
dizzy hoighths of ambition, and With
his temple hound,with chaplets, dipped
in the blood of countless nations looked
down' upon a conquered world, and
wept that there was riot aniithee world
to conmier s —set city :on fire, and
-ed in ii . scene of debauch. .
Hannibal; after having ` to the aston - -
ishrnent and consternation of .Roine;
passed thii Alps--after 'hiving put .to.
flight the armies 'of this , mistress of
the world," and stripped three bushels
of golden rings from the fingers of her
slaughtered knighiscand make her very
foundation quake—was hateif , by, those
who once stintingly uniteil&his name
to that of their god,. and "'called him
banal Baal," akd died at last by
poison administered'by his own hand,
unlamented and un-wept in a loreign
lnnd.
Caesar, after having conqtiered eight
hundred cities and dyed his garments
in the blood of one million of his fees,
after having pursued to death the only
rival
,he had on earth, was .miserable
assassinated by those be considered his
dearest friends, and at the very place.-
the attainment of which had been tile
greatest of his ambition.
Bonaparte, whose mandate Kings
and Princes obeyed, after having delug
ed Europe with tears and blood, •and
clothed the world in sackcloth—closed
his days in lonely banishment alinoit
literally exiled from, the world, yet
where he could .sometimes see his
country's , banner' waving o'er
` ills
deep, but which would not, or could
not bring hinvaid.
Thus those four men who from the
peculiar /Situation of their portraits,
, seemed / to stand as representatives of
all those whom the world cOls "great"
---,those fonr who severally. made , the
the earth tremble to its centre. severally
"-died—one by intoxication,, the second
by suicide,'the third by assassination,
and the last in lonely exile!
How are the mightk fallen!"
'CHALME,RS.
A BEAUTIFUL CENTRE TABLE. -- Mr.
J. Headly thus describes, in the
New York Tribune,, a mosaic centre
liable, Which, he recently saw in Rome:
It was finer work than I ever saw in
a breast, pin at hiame. - It needed the
:closest inspection to deter' it was not
painting. The man had been four
years in finishing it, and had .received
an order for it-from,a Russian Princess?
who was:, to give him four , ,thousand
dollars, It represented Rorrie in four
'different aspects, the scenes going . round
the outer edpo of the table. First, lie
•Piazza dot Popoln.' by sunrise, with
its gate and obolisk, and:fountains.
'under tha bleze'of a bright 'noon day ;
'next came the forum, the Capitol, the
ruined Palace of Caesar, and the lonely
columns standing around this focus pf
old Roman glpty, bathed in, the soft
light' of the setting sun; last of all
comes the Coliseinn by moonlight, and
a more perfect I never . saw painted. It
had beside an elaborately . wrought cen
tre piece. • I . never brolte : , the com
mandment Thou shalt net covet" so
much in half an hour in my life as dur
ing the time I was inspecting lkis. ta
ble.'
NOT SLow.—A fellow in New Ham
shire, after hiving been dratip into the
meshes Of love with one fair' Nabby,'
after Wards took a shine' to another.—
Thinking to rest off the flame,' he in
dited a new epistle, of which the
lowing is a copy ;
Rear Nabby, these are to inform
you as I am' fast coming to my latter
end with theyallarjanders--frorn 'your
dyin r ,a Esek. P. S. I open this to let
you know . as I am departed this life
about two hours ago, in great ageny.---
Your gone Esek.
PnEsEnvmoN.—Apples may be
preserved . a long time, by packing
them in plaster of Paris, which pre
serves them with all their freshness. It
is also suggested, that powdered • char
coal would be excellent for this puapose.
The \rtiseptic qualities of this subatance
are-familiar to all..'We -have known
grapes and other 'fruits kept till the
middle of winter, by being, packed closci
in cotton; and excluded from the air.
MOTIVES. A man nas no more right
to question the motives of others when
their actions are good, than an .attatomist
has a rightto dissect a livingtiody, With
a view to discover the principle of life.
An intlividusl Who b`etrays symptoms
"of so rapid - a.propensity deserves to be
dubbed , •the knighi of fools,' with sin),
ple Sittion, of celebrated memory, - who
cut his mother's bellows-open to disco
ever where the 'wind lay.
A SHREWD VoTER.--11ave you - vo.
ted r asked a "palitical drummer Of 'a
loafer who was hanging round the polls
in Lonislaua, as he thrust a ticket into.
, his hand. - •
No I havn't.-"and ; . don't. mean to;
'that's more, 1111 the :Mini day, about
sundown. .Nobody shakeshands with
me, or treats after I have voted. Yon
can't catch-me.
.:!lam...
..
The- - antes , -S Op.- eviveCt
-wow on the south sidiof the ptibliaaquis4
IV in die iiwlding.adjoining the .Claretiont
lanai hinzie; 'aidedby, $. Tuttle, , %%tett'? As
subscriber does not hesitate ,to say 'that, he has
just received" from. he State ofNew Yiirk, *he
BEST article of O'OVES eye.' brought into
Towande,•such as .
Crave:es pt itn. cook/4 Sloces;devaled aria.
An assortment of Parlor • '
Dining Room Cooking, . " • -
Cylinder Coal " Wars.
pundits of Six Plates, ofelifereo sizes and
Which are noir•for sale as low many. ogler es
tablishment in Towanda, ortliewhere, for ready ,
;fay. Whe t st and oats received in part pay for,
die above named stoves, and in addition to the
above bill, customers wilt always firsd • More'
Pipe and Elbows. of all sizes on hand, with an
Assortment of Copper tin and Sheet Iron
WARE, •
wholesale and retail. Eave-trough conductors,
sheet iron drums. with - all other kind of job.
work, made and fitted up on shaft notice; and
in a workmanlike manner.
The undersigned would render his most sin
cere thanke to the public for previous patrontige,
and respectly solicits a 'share Of the same for
the future. ' D. 1 1 ..,HALL. •
Towanda, Oct. 23, 1843. - : 21-6 m
SADDLE, HARNESS .
(
r i.:o3.rMa i laa 2o,
;TIRE SUBSCRIBERS respectfully inform
TAE
their old friends and the public generally,
that they are carrying,en the above business
in all its various branches, in the north part of
the building occupied 'by B.Thornas, as a Hat
shop, on Main street, nearly opposite Mercur's
store, -where they will be happy to accomodate
old and new customers.
. CARPETBAGS
•VALIOES,
SADDLES,
BRIDLES,
MARTINGALS, TRUNKS,
HARNESS, COLLARS, ;
WHIPS &CT, &C.
,
of the latest fashion and test materials will be
made to order on moderate terms for ready pay.
,Most kinds of Country prochice will - be taken
in exchange for work. -
ARNOUT di CULP.
Nov. 13;.1843.
D. Vandercook—Cabinet . Maker.
• fflgrait
I .e
•
Corner of Main 4 State streets. Towanda Pa.
EEPS constantly on hand, all kinds of
JIM. Furniture, uvula of the best > materials
and of the latest fashion, whiih he Will sell on
better terms for cash than can jra hid at any
other.establishment id the world. >.
Towanda, Oct. 10th, 1813.
NEW INACKSMITHING
1 , 13r.5v 05#414--wooTogi
SUBSdRIBER, has taken the Black
; smithindShop on the west side of Main
street, in the south part of the .DeroUgh, jchere
ho is prepared to execute all orders in his line
such as HORSESHOEMG. CARRIAGE 4-
COACHVORK unit. EDGE TOOLS.—
Having learned-his trade. thoroughly, and , bud
considerable experience in the busineSs, he js
able to say that his worn will bear comparison
with that of any men in • - country or city.
lie would refer to'Cr. U. Drake, for whom he
has made the iron work fo,- carriages for the last
tsar) years. The patronage of the.public is so
licited.
N. B. Country Produce received in payment
for work. , HENRY ESENWINE.
Towanda, May 30, 1843. • s -
TAILORING:
GEORGE U. MATING.
WOULD respectfully inform the public
that he continues at his old stand. on
the west side of Main street, between Bartlett's
sod K ingsbury's stores, up stairs,• where •he
Will be found in readineis to .do all kinds of
work in his OA. ids style not to be surpassed
by any ,other shop in the couptry. Prices to
suit the times. He thanks his customers for
past &song and.hoper by strict attention to bu
siness and accommodating terms to merit a
_continuance of public favor, '
Particular attention paid to cutttng,andWar•
ranted to fit if properly made.
a Most kinds of country producelaken in
'payment for work.
• Towanda, Nov. 14th, 1843, • _
711 , 117JUL • 31011Cill3:11PO4, •
•
"CLOCKS. 7 . St. JE WELRY.
THE subscriber has meanly 'animal from
New York and has just reeeivedthii day.
a Splendid - awierttnent of goods iri his line.—
Among hiit assortment, may be found Gold and
Silver Levers, Horizontal, Lepine.add common
Watches of the. best.quality, and at reduced pri
ces. Also, Hrass eight day and twenty four
harm Woo; Clucks. . - . '
Among his assortment of Jewelry may Is
found quid & Siker Pencils, Biwa Pine, Ear
. Finger
: Rings,. Wrist, Clasps, Sleeve
Pins, Guard & Fob Chains, Gob i, & common
Keys, Pocket Knives: Specks and Goggles,
Silver. Thimbles e Steel Pens. - Wallets, Tooth.
Brush's*, Illiteco and Snuff Boxes. Accordions,
PereuesclotenCaps, Violin Strings - . • Clarionet
Beetle, Pencil Points, Table & Tea Spoons all
vlld low for Ready Pay..
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'RESTORAN
111111yERE it - not, Me lt ,' ondt6,
post4ied by this i nvaluabl e .7
the proprietor wouldfeet some
commending it to the attention of M e
Bei many
_worthless, and indeed ea tg „,'"e,
truing have beeti brungbt foramd,Z
parade of false certificates and n ee :
praioe, that cyan the most valu e l,6
ana receive') with distrust. Tile pe et , i .,l
t h e Health Restorative, however sub—"'
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fia nce upon the superior poWera
feninded,opon an experience of in "
beneficial ef f ects, confidently mama,
in 'cases of Coughs, Colds, Ri vet "7 . 1
raising of blood, pain in the side and
purifying the blood, erauicatingenoci:'
akin, and all other complaints
botitc,;,...
aehi t ,
Want of tone in the stomach. The „*..
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ne t only pleasant to the taste,
unusual attention' to diet, nor is t6 e1t 17,7
ger to be apprebendea from elpe ture
from attending to usual avoelei en ,.
melons certificates in testimony of in t
nary . efficacy, the following ore selectui,
• Letter from Samuel hid.
li.C.Briackerhoff—Sir: flatiog
dieted with a ilis,eaveef-the lunge s nn iZ
a severe cough and great tlihir
and ,compelle&at times lo give up ui„ ;
I tried many'inetlitineic but forind Et t l e
relief, until heating of your Healthll ,
I procured two bottles of Sabin Huck c o
rose - , Susquehanna county, and Iftel
tion in saying thht I have not e,oi n i, d
health in some years, and I thiutho,
G o d, it has been the means of 'pealarnii
life, and most cheerfully recommend
public as a valuable medicine.
YOUTS. 6:c. SAMUEL Nal
Skinner's Eddy, Wyoming Co., Pal
- December 10, 1842..,
- Letter from C. W. Du nn .
hlt .C.Bririckertioff: be Sir-14
troubled for a ►cngth of time with a seto t
and have tried many medicines which,
Commended to me, but found no nli{
was induced to try a bottle of your Hay
storative, which has cured me effrttro ;
it is from the:know}edge I hate of-L t i
of this medicine that I so cordially „..
it to others; believing that any one ab
severe cotigh, will by the use of the B.
storative experience the same happy .
Yours Respectfully.
' C. W. DUNN,
121 Fr0m.4:,1
Letter from Daniel H. Euro,
Mr. C. B rinckerhoff : Dear tsir—l
wither severe cold about the middle of t
which-kept increasing, and seated on ot
and threw me into a vioknt rough, ad
were !rain in the side, so that I was undi
any kind of business for about thrr
i within that timetaken ail kin
tine which , I thought could be of aul
me,. but still I grew worse, until
Ily obtained your Health Restorati
• of only two bottles of which I
perfect health.
Yourg.
DANIEL 11. K
'Sitter Lake, Sus. CO., Pa.
October 14, 1842.
Lefler frfmn Lubin Mich.
Mr. C.Brinckerhoff: DearStr—l;
afflicted with an affection of ttirft
the left , side and breast, 'twat
ruling cough.. 1 uas in New I',
ends there 'advised me to try your
rative. I procured two bottles, a
d used one of them I found my hr
Ily improved, and after ming . thr
I enjoyed .as good bellth as I
time within live or six rpm
I speak of being in New York. my
paired of my.ever feachingmy home.
other modicine, and can attribute
ment in health to nothina, , under,
metlicine here spiiken of, and I am L
every one similarly afflicted would 0 ,
tlt BIN Li,
Montrose, Pa., August 6, 1842.
Letter from Welltr ED.
Mr. C. Brinekerhoff: Dear Sa
mpany 'with Sabin Hatch, at tit
- . , ka of being in New York. it
eta or quite beyond the passit.tl
ety, end fact did not think he
each home. IJo not know of 1
titer medicine than your Health
d in a few weeks he ‘aneared a
he had done fora long time.
th Mr. Hatch, that under Godls
the use of your medicine for td
ilth he'now enjoys. I consider
'Heine, and recommend any or
tffection•of the lungs or liver,
W.
Sheriffof Susquebom
The following is an Weed e:f
Stephen Stronk,,,ef Owego, N.
November? ,
bear Sir :—Y our Fkilth Reetonet
proved, a most ineolustle
please send me, in 'the same
other, five bottles more.
Yours Truly,
. STEPHEN
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