`l 7- a tia s? 4 ato l Z ' 'l7 01 , 11\ -0 Whit-gr. ~~ ter has come again. Thesweet•southwest forgotten find, and the strong earth !I:A aside its mantle to be bound. • • • ' „frost fetter. There is not a sound % - 1 , s k a ter's heel, and there is laid ,- kr finger on the lip of streams. fi l e cleaticicle hangs cold and still,. t he snow fall is noiseless as thought. he a rushing sound, and Summer'sends sweet Voices with its oders out, Autumn rustleth its decaying robe • I co mplaining whisper. •Witittr's d u nal. ! 3Je hie, ministry a silent one,' • .1 • . his given him a foot onTeel. i n unlovely aspect, and a breath ' to the s enses—and we know that lie reth well, and bath a• meaning hid t he ;bedew of his hand.' Loilk'up ! MI it be interpreted—Your hOme a temptation now. There is no voice ten with beguiling fur your ear, the cool forest and the, meadows green h not your; feet away ; and in therdells are no sunny; places to lie down. mes t'go in, and by your cheerful fite for the Aces of love, and hear is of human tenderness, and -feast ' eye upon the beauty of the young. i:son for the quiet thotight,- el still reckoning, with thyself. The year „ ft b a ck the spirits of its dead," and Time , a the history of its vanished. hours ; the heart et:llldb his affections‘up,), hie wasted ingots.: Life stands still fettle; lik"e a fountain, and the eye • dearly through its Optis, and noteth all erred it; troubled waters. it is well %inlet with the dying year shouid tome. to Dollars a* - Day anti Roast Beef." ps eighteen hmidred end forty, •• songof promised relief, sss sung to the poor by the-bangitty, -two dais a day, and roast beef,'.' banners ereflying and streaming ; wen the peolile were deaf; at th!ough the universe screaming • dollirs a day-and roast beef." nhoA, sod images now flourished. 2o rtrait s betokening grief; ,Ters hoped they shOuld be nourish'd 'two dollars a day and roast Ichuck, the skunk, kna the coon too, ie Foe, that inveterate thief, skins to the whigs.with this tune too, ) dollars a dry and roast beef." ec swag '.l sn,d gu?4'd lard cider, .•< beyond alt,l4eref, heir n?Thutlis opened wider, dollar, a d'ay ~and,roaatbeef:' EMI abo;e the hotiznn . tom overshaddwod with grief— people have never set eyes on dollarl a day end roast beef." , I;es vc•ZTp broke; t: nth was banisted 1,17 etas the prorniivdelief ‘7a of ••i w dollars; had :ianisti l d — • - alia P.:O hope of "roas,t beef." ' , !re gone: and the benners,, stuck ' on a reef ; xo, have tea-ed their hozanas, co doling a day and roast beef." now ask the whistiles one question ; Nana;.if: them it shall be brief— ever yet hurt pouf Digestion "f Caqh or- "toast beef 1" Love Never Sleeps. ;ever sleeps !" The mother's eye' r her lying infant's bed, marks the moinent fly; aeeps on with noiseless tread (.1:-,tress'd she sits and wreps,- 'atm; heart —" Live never sleetts 1" that sad and fragile term " the tumult of her breast: :horrors of the st ‘ orm. ardened nature sink. rest;. them both iso•rnsst keeps . light watch—`Love neversleeps r . a!k,Ce----=the angel hands 'er the cafe worn sons of men iceyes and eager hands • liAs the soul to hope again, to air, their pity sweeps of thue--"Love never sleeps!" . _ ~ —b eneath—and over all, in and aniels, earth and heavp, ands ! The slightest call , • ; tuli relief is,givenl, wo, when yarrow steeps . Pain—" Love never steeps !" et love ! our eyes to thee, 5 f the world's false rittliance turn ! ret *lew thy purity el °ln beans within us burn_: that. ' n the lowest deeps ' ' l4lll —"Love pever sleeps!" . / - A Story , of Love and De,bt, A furious anecdote es otice*ated to ue, with person and place, and - the dale ,of the event,. which We . shall repeat.for the benefit of the rising generation, who,_ nr . their haste'to car ryotit'their . vie ws," may eorrimirsome mistake whose, effect will be perma nent.. . Mr. Rhotlea:tvlas the 'High Sheriff of--,----.countY.- Massachusetts ;,and his good 'naine, inherited from the fa ilter and cherished by the son, made hiaiuut , only popular:as an officer, but rather wealthy - as a man. Why Mr. RhocleS bad never got married, the la dies could not ascertain, though, they talked lit . d matter over and over .very often,*, but almost all said there must have been some cause in his youth, (Mr. Rhodes was-thirty - -five-,:at least,) whiehtwas knimn - only to himself, and perhaps one other. • • Some disappointwent,' said Miss Anna, a young lady who . thought, it ,vVrougthattgentlemen''Should be dis appoirited4 • some fatal disdppoint _ . . • Not afrall,' said her maiden aunt, not at all ; nobody ever thought that Mr. Rhodes hUd courage 'enough to Oiler hiingelf to a lady. . He is so mo dest that I should like to see him make a proposal.'• . - 6 NO doubt of it, aunt, - no-doubt of it; and to hear - him:too,' said Anna. - Your father and I,' said Anna's mo ther, once thought that Mr. Rhodes would certainly marry. Miss Stisan Morgan, who then lived in the neigh, borhood.' Was he accepted by Mls3 Moigan ?' asked Anna. 'I don't belieTe she ever had an offer,' said aunt Arabella. Perhaps not,' said Mrs Wilton, 'but she certainly deserved one from Mr. Rhodes ; and I havelfrequently thought that, during services' in church, he was about to.make proposals before all the Congregation, as he kept his eye con tinually onher.' ',Do you think,' asked Anna, • that Miss Morgan' was fond .of him as he appeared of her?'. • She certainly did not take the same means of showing her feeling,' said Mrs. Wilton, 1 for she never looked at him in' hurch, & seemed to blush when, by any meatis . -she discovered that others _had noticed his gazing upon MS I-should think,' said - Anna, partly aside, - ' that a man like 'Mr. Rhodes would not lack confidence to address a latly;e:specially if she was conscious of her own feelings, and of his infirmi. ty.' Mrs. 'Wilton smiled, -and aunt Ara-, bella Was about - AO say: that . no lady ShOuld ever evince her feelings under such circumstances, when Mrs. Wilton' remarked, that once, when'she had Jok ed Miss Morgan. upon her, conquest, she rather pettishly replied, that she mayli,ave subdued hint, but he had ne ver acknowledged, her poWer.' Conquest and possession - did not go together,.then,' said Anna.. Wen, is this attachment the cans e of Mr. Rhodes' single condition? Was there no one :else at whom he could look in church, who would be likelY.to look at him?' said Anna, nodding ,to= wards. her aunt; , • . • said aunt A., with a hearty stnile. none in the pew to which you allude. • I at-least was too strongly irn-_ pressed,with the force of the .tenth commandment, thou shalt not• covet thy neighbor's ox, nor his° aSs," ever to be looking over Miss Morgan at Mr. '.Rhodes:' * * * . .. _ . . One, morning Mr. Rhodes was sitting in his office, when one of the deputies read bffilist Of 'executions and attach . ; nents, Which he, had in band to serve, - iintl among their was one against a la dy at a .short, distance: The amount was . tiot •greaL,bptenough,ip bring' dis tress upon a family. !Let me 'take that,' said the Sheriff, with some feeling; WO out of - your walk; and J will•iltiie to the residence ofthe persaii to-morrow morning.' A!be modest .Vehicle •ot ,the . officer stoed.it the •- door. of, a neat dwelling housein• a retired, delightful situation, w here lett thin go . told of taste anOec9no. My.Th`e;Sheriff -Opened the' gate, as. vended thy .Ik9s..pf the i:ioae. and ask ed if Miss Morgan. w,as at home. The 'fervent' answered in:the atm% native. • - N . • :iiif Mr: Rhodes p# . red alnng the hall, \ B he thought over the pa t - he,bad to per 7 :foim - -tioti he - :should. introduce' . the subject:-i=how,if•t!ie debt - hould 'prove to be onerous, . be.Jshoug`contrive to Regardless of Denunciation from any irsarter.—Gov. coomagroz.. 9 amismurtomo gomoraw s , l lmo s , azimatza. auk,* lighten,. the hurtken hii own tips; and when he reached the door, he had conned his :Saluta - tion ,to the and his opening speech on gthe subject of his official call. , '• • The servant opened the .door—Mr.. Rhodes entered ivith. a bow. He blush ed, hesitated, and at length took a seat, to which Misi .Morgaii directed him by a graceful turn of her hand. After a few moments! hesitancy, Mr. Rhodes felt that.it'was, his business to open a conversation that would:explain the object of his visit; so he/offered; by way or pieface, a few remarks upon the coldness of the spring. 6 Yes,' said Miss Morgan.; but yet, cold as. the weather has.been; and even notwithstanding a few - frosts, you, see the trees have their ricliest foliage; and the flowertt are lukuriant.' -"frue,' said Mr. Rhodes t .lt seems, though there.-may be .a, great.. deal. of coldness, that nature will have her own war, and time asserts her prerogative, late'perhaps, Miss Morgan, but still the same.' : Mr. Rhodes felt.rather startled at his own. speenh, and looking up, was in finitely astonished to see that Miss Morgan was blushing — like one of the roses that was hanging against the win dow. We are always - pleaSed;',,,said 'Miss to see what we- admire breaking through thel chilling' influences by which they have been retaitied, and sat isfying our hopes of their ultimate dis closure.' Miss Morgan Was looking directly towards the hush on which three roses were;clustering in a most gorgeous richness. •17• M. Rhodes put his hand into his pocket, and felt for official the papers. to gather a little courage from their contact. • I have.' said. Mr. Rnodes, an at (achwent.' ' Miss-Morgan this time : lent blushes to the rose. • The.attachnient, Miss Morgan, is of a distant date-, and I felt That too much time had already elapsed ; that, indeed, instead-of entrustin g it, as I might have done, to another, 1 thought that in. a matter of 'so. much delicacy, it would - be proper for me to come.id person.' For me, Mr. Rhodes ? the attach ment for me r A's I was' saying, Miss Morgan, the ttachment 1 have; and I felt it a mat ter cif:delicacy to come in person, think ing thA my own Means might be con sidered, ilthere was any deficiency in value.of this property.' •• Mr. Rhodes,!yon seem,to be rather. enigmatical.' • . • I nevertheless,' said Mr. R., mean to speak very plainly When 1 say, that with reference .to this attaclrient, Miss Morgan, should you honor me so fares to accept my pro - position, my pecunia ry means would be devoted to the—to the attachnient.' I was,' said Miss Morgan, 4 wholly unprepared for . this.? I was afraid that was the-ease,'lsaid Mr. Rhodes, and. therefore I thought it more delicate to ,make the. offer in person.' Your are very. considerate, Mr. Rhodes.'.. , AM I then to understand, Miss Mor gan, that my proposition is agreeable to you In other words; that it is ac- cepted,?! • Mr-Medea,' ,said the lady, With much hesitancy. • I . ntust claim a little time to-think of it.' " • I will call, then, on My:return from the: village beyond.' • Let me ask little more said ; • say. next week.':" • Miss Morgan,' said 1111 ,hodes, 4.tlt,..matter requires immedim answer: the attachment is - Of an old date, and time now is every thing./ My feelings 'are deeply interested ;.fated may I not hope that while„you are using so short atirneto consider a subject which you are sopleased to view as of great deli wiiltregarti- to yourself. you will allow_ my wishes Arid feeling's, to weigh with you: in deciding . in favor of my proposition, which '1 . assure you, is 'made after due deliberation upon my ability io perform - my part of the con tract.' - •. Mr. Rhodes then.took hid, leave, as tonished at•bis,own unwonted viklubili ty., .which indeed, nothing could have. induced but his desire to relieve uncap much esteemed .-- as Miss' Morgan, from present einberraistnent.. • r. - Rhodes.drove to_ -.a neighboring place, des_ ply occupied with his good purposes towards Muss Moigan; satis fying himeelf that the, pecuniary saeri ficehe had peopOsed was due to: his untold and - unknown : affection for her; and not beyondlis. mew. - • • 1 Miss. Morgan felt la renewal of all those feelings which lad rather beep : dormant than quenched in her bosom, and desired the advice of her married , sister, who, was unfortunately 1 , abeent. That Mr.. Rhodes had .Once felt a strong attachmenti could notAciubt; that' he had continiied:to Cherish; as she had done, the . reeiprocalt -feelings; she had not.ventured to hope• •• Butit. was evident that the proposition. of Mr. R. was, not.frem any ,sudden impulse,' and Miss M:'retiolved to, signify in c assent to •a prOpoSition se Worthy of corisnlera, lion on illVaCeimnts: • . In less than . two hours, _Mr. Rhodes drove up. to the door again, fasteriedlis horse, and %vas,re-admittedto the. little back" parlor whiCh occupied hi an early part.of the • • • Miss Morgan,' said I:Mr.• 'Rhodes, before receiving your. answer, which I , trust you are prepared to give. in favor of accepting my proposals, -.I wishAO state to you that I have recensidered'all the circumstances ormy situation ana • yours:' and find 'Myself better able, from some previously tinconsidered-matters,, to keep. my part of. -the arrangement, tlMn I thought myself when I ventured to make the offer, so that the -.kindness, if you ‘ will have Mat. word used in thi s . matter, is all on your side,' Under ,present, circumstances--I mean those- of our lonO acquaintance, and our flimily intercourse, thilugh of late rather interrupted,' said Miss More gab, my right, my'years, (she add . = ed, casting a glance' at' a looking glass that showed only matured womanhood,) to'spenk far inyself,l have concluded -to consider'. your propOsition favors bly.' . Consider ! Miss Morgan, consider favorably ! may I net hope you mean that you•wilt. dccept M iss - Morgan ° gave no answer. • Nap; then, it is accepted,' said Mr. Rhodes, - with a vivacity that Miss Mor gan thought would have brought him to her feet—her hand at least. How' happy " you have made me,' said Mr. Rhodes'; having disposed of this matter, there are . ten days al lowed.' 'llat's very short,' said Miss Mor.:! gan, only ten days—you seem to be in a haste unusual to you at least ,• his the attachment and not I, that is imperative.' You speak rather abstractedly, Mr. Rhodes." But truly, vt'ry truly, Mies Mor But why limit it to ten/days?'The attachment requkes it.' I thought,'• said elte,„tniling, the attachment would be fotilife.'. Mr. Rhodes looked,exceedingly con fused:- At length he started suddenly towards the lady. . • My dear Miss/ Morgan, is it possi ble that, - for once in my life, I have blundered into the right .pathl :can I have beep, so fortunately misconceived r If there is any mistake,' said Miss, Morgan, • thope. it Will be cleared 'Op immediaeely. I ran scarcely think - that Mr. Rhodes would intentionally offend an unprotected Orphan, the daughter and sister eilhis former friends? • Mr. Rhodes hastily pulled froth his pocket his %%7 - char attachatent, and show ed' it to Miss Morgan. . •. This is certainly yonr name, and this preperty- 7 , • • Isobe disputed possession,' said Miss Itlorgan, • of•my sister-in-law of the same name, I Mrs. Susan Morgan.' Mr. Rhodes stood. confounded. He w.as afraid of,the course which the mat ter. was likely to ttike. • Sci, • Mr. Rhodes, yoti'see the ht taulun'ent was for this property.- Now as it is not mine, and as, indeed, I .have little of nay Own, yon of course have'no ,claim upon my person.' • •• • Iheg your pardon, my dear Miss - 'Morgan, I beg your pardon. • •You have not the property, indeed, 'for me 'to • at tach; but be pleased to,read lowerdown on the writ;: you will . - see-look at it if you Please; • Vor t icant thereof lake the body;" ' 5 _ r- But Me-RhOdes, , the, premise way extorted: under a• misakireltension,,so thati, am releas e d..' ; . - , • Not at all ; yon,are required , only to fulfil.the promise :jiist as yon intended when you Made* And ais, to the -at tachment • for the widow and herrpro perty I'll aerie that by ,deputy.,._. In tett days the clergyman . and not the • magistrate i -was called - inOind The whole arrangemeni , was.•Coniummatedi --And ,annt-krabella, Who-was.so•oare ful abOut . the tenth,conitriandinenti• de dared that it said nothing about ing a neighhoei .lititiband;and if it had; she did not thinkPthat she' would violate it. • 2125 ■ ? .. • .: 1• • • I Sisiet's Influe l nce. ANY ayming'inan O es : his,preser. ~ 1 ' . 1 ;va ton from vice and ruin to the influ- V ence of a :sister.: - .When in danger of, tem l n ptatio—when' his own • piinCiplei _ ._ f were insufficient to• resist • the 'vice - of .evil intluence4hat, was coming in upon • :hu l i,heart—whenitie was ',in_ danger of rbeComing profane, licentious, intemperi . ate, it was her society, her converai- Ainn, her prayers that rescued hini.-, Nlithing else would ; have staved '.him but . affectionate" entreaties' and ferirent .suppplicatious lei: - God; and society nolw , embosonis - many -virtuous - and pieus man, who has been rescued from irOpeeding ruin .by the. ceuversation . and influence of,a sister: :lndeed, 'it will.be found thatinest'of thoSe - young men-who are peettliarly liable - to, bad , influenees,-and were in danger of ruin, , " .who have been rescued, have been. re p covered by this influence, and owe their happiness -now,_ and their hopes or salvation, toiAlicise whom i: f enefi cient Providence 'stationed as the pule companions of their early years., ' -, I It should. be „added, v oit this head, thit this is an influence. which is evi dently designed to. be exerted' in favor :of` relig ion, 'end -Which 'should be - se.: credly employed 'to proniote the salYa lien of the soul. So. far` as it goes, even .in ordinary' circumstances, it is one Of the greatest aukiliaries•to piety. "She Whe.Dieserves : her brother limn piolanenesa and intemperance, and an impure life, is doing, much in aid of the. proper influence of religion in• 'the world. • She, is . keeping . him from throwing himself fokeyer from, the -- means of grace, and from the.: hopOsof salvation. She is making it possible still to reach,--fits heart by the appeals ot-the gospel. She is retaining him where the means of grace may -have access to him ; she_ s keeping him where there is a hope, a possibility that he' may be saved. But - her fan.. ence,should reach far beyond this Of all persons, sha probably, has" most entirely his confidence and . fiffectioh.— There is. not one of his companions . Whorn he would not sooner abandon 'tan his sister. There is, porhaps, no :amusement which he would not give • "up or a place of resort that he would 'not forsake at her affectionate entreaty, There is perhaps, not a book which . ' he—would not read to gratify, her feel ings, or a good influence under which attachment to hermight not bring him. She has his heart. at all times—at all times can speak to him on the suLject of .his sours salvation. , lie will not turn rudely away froM her, as he will from one of his own sex ; nor will he .despise her entreaties as -liomay • those of ministers of the gospel., And she has one power which is in advance even of this ; for a brother though he may not be religious, thotigh an infidel, though'a companion even of the evil and the licentious, she may pray.-± And what young man is there, who, •in his, sober moments of reflection-,- and all young men-have such.morneets —would be unmoved at the knowledge of the fact that .a sister; was pleadino. with God for, the salvation of his-soul, and resorted to this method—the last method which piety and love can use ,to save the;soul, when alt other means :shall fail to. rescue the ,young man from eternal 'perdition.—Chartestorm • server. • Interesting Facts. Out of every thorisand men, twenty eight die annually.. The number of inbabitantsnf a city - or county is renewed every 30 years. The number of old . meni.who die in cold weather is ,to the number of tlicise who die in Warm weather, seven--to four. • . The men able to bear . arms form _one fouith Of the inhabitants. of a country. The proportionbetween the deaths;'ef women and that of men, is one hundred to one hundred and eight. The proba ble duration of femalelives is sixty t .but after that period, the calculation is tnare favorable to thent . than men. One Itslf thnse ph() are born, die before they- attain the age of seventeen. 'Among 31t5 who_die, appearsby the registers that there is only one person of 'one hundred years'of age: - • • ..Mote - me are to . he•foiand•ou ele- vated sivations than in . *allies *ln the country, the spring - is the moct Mini -0 - cried: in-gicat. (idea, it is the -•• : • VERY AECOMMODATIEO..---A French regiment ,the, battle epiers" had orders to - give no quarter. A German officer being talteubegged his life.— The• .Frenchman - lep!ied, “.Sir, you may ask - trielany other; favor. but as - for Mir life it is titnposstble to grant it " ' • • ; ly - 3 0 1 11,' 000 DR I atfila gosh . . _ lleattil'ati a',Realdente.'- •': , • To goad heaven . i:hen via die; seetis to be the grand : lW, 'that . . we forth. to ourselves whenever we.-happeo to fall into`a serious mode of.thinking,,Orlie 'gin to grovinielancholY at the prospect • of death: 'TO„Ott TO HEAVEN, and 'then it Would appear that nothing'more Was .wanting to complete eur.happinesS. And yet .'t here is one.. very - simple question 'pat it' is quite -Surprising we . never : think of asking; and that.. is - 7 - ! . . - i Whailkind.ef I placewe Should find Jiff :we went there 1". That heaven is i . . a . scene of unbounded happiness ,and . ever sting delight, there is' no doubt . whatever, but. sheuld•tirn find .it so is ' quite another qUestion'.' WelnOisi that ~ w i deaf,mart might - .be' surrounded -with The sweetest music, and .the. most.en-. chanting haraiony, arid.to him it would be all 'dead silenee;' mid a heantiful portrait or,:a 'loVelf landacipe Weald - 'be nothingbut darknessto a blind Man's, eye.: ..• -; '. - ; •,' ' • - .Now, is it not probable that to some men heaveniiould be a state of langtior • or of misery ?- Heaven is. net a theatre That shifts the scene to.stiit itself to etre - .ry foelish fancy and every silly humor of the Spectators... It .has, indeed, its fulness, of joycend its pleasure for eVer . - more . ; but the' question is, have WE the • power-and the relish.to enjoy them.?— We-will suppose, a Moment; that . our hope of going to heaven , is, some Way or; other, fulfilled, and that (God knows hotv) we have passed the fearful account that we shall : have to reriderof sine 'committed, of duties neglected; of Lles- , . sings abused, ()finite squandered away ; we will suppose that we haie found Qur way' into' that heaven that', is the Object of our hopes-- ! whaf haVe we to promise ourselves ?, WU know at least, •w hat we shall not find there ;• we know' that, ~i naked as.we came into this world, .naked shall.we .go• cut of it ; that the . body which held us, and the earth to gether.is laid in the dust friim which it was taken, and the bond . that united' us to this lower world' is snapped, and the . channel_through• tv hieh. we cornmunica-' ted with it withdrawn.; and this busy stage upon which our affections have . 1)60 running to• mid fro. seeking rest and finding none, is . at-once ' concealed from Pnr view's, and becomes to ms a dead blank. Alas ! Alas !. what objects. shallAv.e fastee upon to fill up the dr r eal ry -vaCafiey which was 'once occupied by our busy ptirsuits,. and our dear pleasures upon earth ? For the gold . and the silver / are gone, -and the , pipe and the viol mid the , tabret have died away in silence. What can we, seize • upon to emplity stir minds onto excite our desire, or to fill 'up .our conversa tion ? ..Alas ! where is' the bnying and 1 selling, the bustle, .ofbusin6s., or the • enthusiasm of enterprise,,that supplied , us. at once with our cares'And c,ur hopes ? • Where id the ,flowing gohlet, •and the wild and wanton .Merriment., that used to_set the table in a roar? Alas lialas ! what shall we do for the delightful tri- ties by which we coittriVed, while we Were' upon the earth, to get rid of time, • and forget that it was rolling oVer, our heads ? What .shall we do for those wild pursuits, by which. we.,made' our; seltes- nib(' for °Aim& Mid hunted eter 'nityoutbf our minds ? What shall we dO for conversation? upon what'subject • shall we converse? - And then---to go on in this way for ever. ' We cannot sit • thus. dreaming .through eternity. if this he heaven, Would to' ,God'he had still left us , upcin our beloved earth.— Wherefore have 'ye_ broutht us out of gypt, where we ate :and drank and • were merry, 01\1 have left us 'here' to perish in thew ilderneds riletter 'would • itlhaveheen for ud to. have still our in terchanges of hope and fear, Or pleasure ! . . aml pain, ofirepose and fatigite; of joy and sorrow, than to' endure.this dismal . serenit). —than to say in the 'mornirg, Hwthildto r God it were eveming:iitid in the evening would to God it were Mont- ES THE .ESE'OF THE Fourc.—Att Eugll ii Al riferi , m4A t s that 4 , it is curio*ienough that - nations should by sO:tri fling a circumstance as the.iiinde 'of ttring.the fork at, the table.' Ali englidt nmivis raniarkable for placing. his fork at the left side of hiS plate;, the Frenchman 'it= , reeognind at table - for using titeferk alend,...witheutthe kntfe; , a German; by planting it-perpendicularly-.in his plate.; and tlin-„Rtnistan :by using it as a pitch fork.": • CAPITAL " ,Arta "ORIGINAL . .The Min den Punch says::--.. How', dependent a.thing 18 human excellence?: What is beauty ivithinit , ‘' ' " As coke is to a steam engine,,so 13 mutton to genits. Life is a railway, and the cook is a stoker:" •• :. /I Eto tiso