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X TLk nn ik.. it... r V a t l in ai ' 1 1 1.4 'lit' ki f rn at SEE RECOGNITION OF MUERTA RULE Capital Observers' Solution ol Mexico Problem WILSON MUST AOOPT POLICY That President Intends to Establish Definite Attitude la Indicated by Re cent Doings Flareups Don't Scare It Is clearly indicated that President Wilson baa come to the conclusion that the Mexican Hlluutlon lint reached a stage where it requires the formulation, of a definite policy on the part of the United States government With this purpose In mind he hut out for Ambassador Wilson hoping that the ambassador will be able tc furnish him exact information us to conditions in Mexico on which muy be based a pluu of action If any action seems necessary. It Is certain that nothing will be done so far as this administration if concerned pending tht arrival of Am bassador Wilson. According to dis patches from Vera Cruz the ambassa dor should be here by the latter part of next week. That recognition of the Huerta gov ernment by the United States Is not beyond the range of iwssibilitles for the near future Is uow believed here. The attention given the .Mexican sit uation by oilier governments and the representations of the members of the diplomatic corps In Mexico City to their respective governments have convinced Washington that It is high time some consideration were given to the problem from the United States point of view. It Is understood that the other gov ernments most interested in Mexico will be quite content with a simple declaration of policy by President Wil son. There Is no disposition on the part of Europe to urge intervention oi any other specilic course. It Is Inevitable that one of the chief questions to be asked Ambassador Wil son upon his arrival here is his opin ion of the note prepared by his col leagues In the diplomatic corps nt .Mexico City. He will undoubtedly be asked If he agrees with the statements made therein, notably the declarations that the altitude of the United States toward the Huerta government Is a tfHfuutory cause of the increasing oltftf'Ter in all parts of Mexico. The status of Henry Lane Wilson will be one of the Interesting points of the present situation which will have to be cleared up as a result of the forthcoming conference at the White House. There exists a feeling of great uncertainly as to the likeli hood of Mr. Wilson ever returning to Mexico City as the American ambas sador. This feeling is due to the fact that the adniinistrntion has made no secret of the fact that only for recog nition being Involved It would have relieved him and appointed a succes sor months ago. The anti-American demonstrations n Mexico City are not causing any particular apprehension to the Wilson administration. They are regarded in official circles as wholly artificial and port of an attempt to force the United States Into recognition of the Huerta government. The really serious phase of the Mex ican situation Is the almost total dis appearance of law and order from most states In Mexico. American and other foreigners are being subjected to a continuous round of raids, hold ups and robberies. It Is this phaso of the Mexican situation, the degenera tion of constituted authority, which Is responsible for the anxiety of the European governments. Americana Flee In Numbers. The exodus of Americans and other foreign residents of Mexico to zones of safety, according to passengers who arrived In New York from Vera Cruz by the Ward liner Esperanza, has turned into a panic flight. There were more than 100 Ameri cans on the liner. Most of the pas sengers were women and there were thirty children. Eben F. Greenlaw, who has a big lumber mill near El Ora, a mining town In the state of Mexico, came back with his wife and two little chil dren. He said women and children were In grer.t peril In the country be cause of the activity of revolutionists and bandits. BULGARIANS READY Massed For Last Stand to Protect Capital. According to a Servian official re port the main Iiulguriun army Is now massed between Kustendll and Du brltza forty miles from Sofia. Here the Bulgarians will make their last stand If the allies attempt to march on the capital. It is said, however, that the Bul garians are wholly unprepared to re sist any attempted invasion of Sofia and if the Rumanians push forward they could enter the city at any time. The charges in regard to massacres and outrages of various, kinds are re ported frci Bulgarian, Greek and Servian souices. The Greer. J are hurrying to the town of Xac.thl in Macedonia to pro tect the Inhabitants from a massacre which has been threatened by the Bul garians, whe are retreatlug from Drama to Xanthl. Denies Being Li hape With Mexican Rebels l jf it I , 1 " 11." SENATOR A. A FAI.U Reports from Mexico that ho Is )q sympathy with the rebel bamls in the northern part of the country are strenuously denied by Senator Fall ol New Mexico. Senator Fall never has been In love with the Huerta govern ment, however. MUCH DAMAGE DONE JJT STORM Cloudburst Over Southwest Penna and West Virginia A severe rain and electrical storm swept over territory extending from Wheeling W. Vu., twenty miles east and south, assuming the proportions of a cloudburst beyond the Pennsyl vania line and causing Immense losses to fanners. The downpour continued for an hour and a haif, washing out crops and de stroying gardens in the lowlands and overllowing the banks of several small tributaries of Middle and Hig Wheel ing creeks. A number of farm houses were flooded but no lives were lost. At Viola and Majorsviile, villages in Marshall county, considerable damagu was done. The West Penn Oil com pany's pumping station wus put out oi commission and the Natural Gas com pany of West Virginia had Its supply Bhut oft for several hours. Homes Made Unsafe. following a cloudburst Greene conn 'iy; Pa., was in the grip of one of the worst floods it has had. Reports state that farmers suffered great loss and In many cases the occupants of houses along small streams were forced to flee from their homes. Accompanying the cloudburst was a terrific electrical storm. Several houses and bams were struck and one person was Injured. The home of Riley Huffman in Waynesburg was struck by lightning and the house badly dam aged. Mrs. Huffman was thrown across a room and rendered unconscious. BRISTOW FLAYS ASHURST Kansas , Senator Accuses Latter of "Using Public Funds." A charge that Senator Ashurst of Arizona "used $100 of public funds" to pay for telegrams that should have been paid for out of his own pocket, was made in the United States senate by Senator IJristow. Senator Ashurst denied it and Senator Bristow agreed to produce the telegrams to prove his charge. The charge marked the tabling, 41 to 29, of Senator Brlstow's resolution, aimed at Secretary Bryan's proposed six weeks' lecture tour. The resolu tion would have called on President Wilson to advise the senate what salary would be sutllcient to keep Mr. Bryan continuously at his post, and was prompted by the secretary's an nouncement that he was obliged to augment his pay of $12,000 a year by lectures to meet his living expenses. The debute developed a sharp ex change between Senators Bristow and Ashurst when the latter read a letter intended to show that Mr. Bristow years ago had expressed a wish to be an isthmian canal commissioner, with the suggestion that he need not spend much time "on the Job." Rath Duff Found Guilty. At Webiiier Springs, W. Va., Dele gate Rath Duff of Jackson county was found guilty on the charge of bribery. Although Duff and his wife wept (luiiiiK tiie two hoffrs the Jury was out the defendant showed little effect of it when the twelve returned and he smiled as ho left the. courtroom with his wife and the sheriff behind him. Mellen to Quit New Haven. Charles Sanger Mellen eliminated himself entirely from New England railroading by resigning the presi dency cf the New York, New Haven and Hartford and its subsidiaries. The date of his retirement is loft to the directors, but Mr. Mellen says it musi not be later than Oct. 1. WILSON'S FIRST ACT MAKES HIT Protectorate Plan For Nicara gua Commands Attention PEACE IN CENTRAL AMERICA Idea Advanced by Administration Would Practically Make of Nicara gua a Ward of the United States. The administration's proposal to es tablish by treaty what amounts to an American protectorate over Nicaragua Is being generally accepted as the most far reaching step in the foreign policy of the United Slates since the Spanish-American war. As President Wilson's first piece of executive statesmanship in the realm of foreign affairs the proposal laid be fore the senate foreign relations com mittee by Secretary of State Bryan excited great Interest and much ap proval. The prospects for the suc cess of the administration's plan seemed bright. ' The arrangement with Nicaragua is assured of strong Republican support, Including that of Senators Lodge and Root. With the support of the presi dent it is considered almost certain the plan also will receive the acquiescence of the Democratic mem bers. While diplomatic and official Wash ington were greatly interested in the immediate effect of the Bryan pro posal upon Nicaragua their attention was directed chiefly to the larger aspect of the proposed treaty rela tions with this southern republic. The impression was general that Mr. Bryan's present proposal is merely a step In the evolution of a policy which inevitably will provide a more sub stantial and general control by the United States over Central America. It is certain that the experience of the direct protection of the United States by the single republic of Nic aragua will have a remarkably calm ing effect on the revolutionary move ments and upon political disturbances In all the other countries of Central America. The certainty of Internal peace in this section will go far, it is believed, ' toward maintaining the stability of Honduras and Salvador, Nicaragua's neighbors on the north. Of Costa Rica on the south there Is little cause for anxiety. An' important fact in the proposed arrangement is that not only will the peace and progress of Nicaragua be assured but by the terms of the treaty the United States will be nble to ox- erci.se the upper hand on the Gulf of Fonseca. The waters of this gulf on which the United States is ceded a naval base wash the shores of Nici- ragua and those of Salvador and Hon duras as well. In every disturbance in and between those three republics the waters of the gulf have started many a filibustering expedition. The possession of the gulf Is also a great stride toward securing that con trol of the Caribbean by the United States which in most quarters has long been regarded as inevitable and essential. The Mexican situation alone Ins served to convince not only the new administration at Washington and tho Democratic party In congress, but the American public as well, that the United States has grave responsi bilities to the rest of the world and duties to itself In the region south of the Mexican border. The approach ing opening of the Panama canal and the knowledge of the vnst changes to be worked on the commercial and naval system of the United States with reference to botli Europe and Latin America have also served to make clear to the country the neces sity of a dscisive and firm policy In the region which separates the canal from continental United States. PREDICTS SUDDEN DEATH Cardinal Gibbons Says He Has Only Few Years to Live. "On next Wednesday I shall be seventy-nine years old,'' said Cardinal Gibbons in Baltimore. And then he added: "I do not think thut I will live much longer. My life Is nearly spent. I will soon be an octogenarian and nature must take its course. "I think that it will not be long now," he continued, "and when the call conies I think it will be a sudden one. We should all bo ready for the call, because we don't know how soon or sudden it may come." DOCTOR DIES IN WELL Overcome by Gas While Attempting to Rescue Workman. Dr. W. F. Randall met death at On shore, Pa., trying to save the life of a workman. He went down Into a thirty-five-foot well to rescue a digger, who had been overcome by gas and also fell a victim of the fumes, plung ing to the bottom of the excavation. He struck on his head and died in a few hours. The well digger was rescued by other persons and wiL re cover. Death by Wireless. A wireless death device was dis covered In the hands of W. L. Cum mlngs when he was arrested at Halt Lake City, Utah, after he had threat ened to kill Miss Dorothy Ilambergcr. a wealthy society girl, unless she gave fcim $1,000. The government took pos session of the invention. Chairman ol New Federal Mediation Board 1 ' I Copyright by American Press Association. W. L. CHAMBERS. SCIENCE VERSUS RELIGION Absolute Exists Only in Spiritual Do main, Says Speaker. At the international congress of religious progress In Paris an ad dress was made by Euiile Iioutroux on the conciliation of science and re ligion. He denned science as not being something self-existent, com plete and finished for all eternity which a man has only to discover as a hidden treasure is unearthed. Science is not a thing but an activity. Religion, said the professor, must be spiritual and inspired solely by the idea of God and not the idea of any material interests, for religion is the affirmation of the insuiiiciency of reality to realize perfection and not of its sufficiency. Science must be con sidered to be the expression of nature's actual state, but not its eternal, absolute form. No scientific formula ever claims the value of an adequate principle independent of facts. The absolute exists only in the spiritual domain. ENCOURAGING OUTLOOK Dull Season For Business Optimism in Crop Producing Regions. Dun's Review of Trade suys tills week: "The trend of business is still In the right direction, even though prog ress is slow. This is ordinarily a dull season and various restraining factors curtail activity, yet encouraging fea tures are manifest and cheerful views predominate. In the great crop pro ducing regions optimism Is general, owing to the prospect of another pros perous year on the farms. "Midsummer shutdowns of the steel mills were of brief duration, as pres sure for deliveries continues and new orders are in well maintained volume. More activity is apparent In pig iron, the buying movement broadening un der the stimulus of lower quotations." HAVENS WINS AIR RACE Only One to Finish Chicago-Detroit Hydroaeroplane Contest. Beck with Havens completed a fly ing trip from Chicago to Detroit. He followed the route planned for the Chicago to Detroit aviation cruise and covered 900 miles. It is said to have been the most remarkable trip ever undertaken by flying boats. Although it was announced a few days ago that the cruise, which start ed from Chicago July 8, had been called off because the private commit tee which raised the bonus money was reported to have withdrawn the prizes E. P. Noel, steward of the Aero Club of America, said here that the cruise Itself would stand and that Havens would be the winner. Wealthy Woman Burned to Death. Mrs. 1 -11 lie Messchert Grant, the wealthiest woman of Reading, Pa., whose estate is said to be valued at $2,000,0(10, was burned to death. She tried to Ilirlit an alcohol lamn when It exploded, the blazing alcohol setting tire to her garments. Hailstones Wreck Windows. Hailstones of enormous si.e fell In Marietta, ()., smashing windows, breaking slate roofs, damaging crops und killing fowls. It Is estimated the damage will run into thousands of dollars. PITTSBURG MARKETS. Butter Prints, 29: tuba. 28tf?29. args Selected, 2'lCit Poultry- Hens, live, 1ST) 19. Cattle Choice, SS.COfi S.90; prime, $s.:!ofi8.riO: good, $s.io'fi8.2.v. tidy utehers, $".7.'iT(8; fair, $7.2.-?7.60; common, id'al; heifers, $.")'(! 8; com mon to good fat bulls, $6.n0(( 7.50; ommon to good fat cows, $(i7.50; fresh cows and springers, $(i0fi 75. Sheep and Lambs Prime wethers. i5.25Cii5.r,: cood mixed. $4.S5'i 5.20: fair mixed, $4.2.ri((i 4.75; culls and com mon. $::(i:t; lambs, $4.r0'fi7; veal calves, $llfi 11.00; heavy and thin ulves, $7C((8.50. Hogs Prime heavy, ;!Ui59.75: heavy mixed, $!).S5fi 9.90; mediums, $10; heavy Yorkers, light orkers and nigs. $ 10. 05'ii 10.10: roughs, $Sij8.&0; stags, $7&7.G0. V 'J- "CHEAP SKATES SELL LETTERS" Colonel ttil's Comment Anent Correspondence Traders LOBBYIST CONTINUES STORY Senate Committee Told of Alleged At tempt by Manufacturers to Bribe Samuel Gompers to Play Traitor. "The question has never arisen In my mind not even for one moment that any friend of mine would save friendly correspondence for political purposes let alone use it. "All of uiy correspondence with you has been a pleasure as well as an education, but 1 do not know of one letter of yours that I have saved after reading and answering it, so if any chairman wrote to me and asked me to turn over Dr. Crockette's letters to him for political purposes I would think that fellow was a very 'cheap skate' and was untit to answer his letters, for It would be placing me in a position of selling out my friend and he must rate me as a very cheap article if he thought he could get any Information out of me against a friend." The foregoing is Colonel Martin M. Mulliall's estimate of persons who sell private correspondence that political exigencies may be met thereby. The letter which contained this expression of the colonel's views is in his own hand "writing embodied in the general files of the Mulhall correspondence as delivered to the investigating commit tee of the United States senate. The quoted paragraph Is a portion of a letter addressed to Dr. George Lantry Crockette of Thomaston, Me., and was dated Sept. 28, 1908, Trom Indianapolis. Many of Mulliall's letters deal to a large extent with the mid-campaign period of the summer and early fall of 1908. They review the James K. Watson governorship campaign in In diana in which the manufacturers were deeply interested. Colonel Mulliall's promised dis closures as to the alleged attempt on the part of the manufacturers to bribe Samuel Gompers to change sides in the fight or to play traitor to the Fed eration of Labor also tame up. Mul hall told bis story with much dramatic effect, raising his voice until it rang to the outer corridors. Mulliall's story was that he had a meeting in New York with Messrs. Van Cleave and Schwedtman, who told him to call on Atherton Broin well, in charge of the manufacturers' publicity biirouu. This was in 1907 or 190S. Mulhall called and Bromwell Informed him of a plan to get Gompers, saying a man named Broughton Brandenburg was then in Georgia following Gompers. He said he (Bromwell) had undertaken the mission. Mulhall wus not sure whether it was for tho purpose of the publicity buieau or for the purpose of bribery for $40,000. Some of the letters introduced dealt with former President Roosevelt's in dorsement of the candidacy of Mr. Tal't, then secretary of war. Speaker Cannon and Congressman Watson of Indiana were the principal advisers of the National Association of Manufacturers at the Republican national convention in Chicago in 1908, Mulhall teal Hied. "Our entire organization was busy trying to nominate Sherman and try ing to keep labor planks out of the platform," he said. "The organization swung to the sup port of Tart although it did not like some of his public utterances on labor legislation," said Mulhall, "because It became evident that Cannon and the other presidential candidates had no chance of success. The organization would have favored Cannon above all others," he said. Tho manufacturers' officers "had t lie promise of Mr. Vorys and Mr. Taft's managers," Mulhall alleged, that there would be no severe labor plunks In the national platform. In a letter written in April, 1908, Mulhall quoted the late Vice President Sherman as saying that tho fight then raging on Speaker Cannon was a "dirty deal by the White House against the speaker." "Watson states," wrote Mulhall, "that the president (Roosevelt) is moving heaven and earth to nominate Talt und thut he is willing to sacrifice the Sherman law and every law to please the trusts and please Wall street so that he can win their sup port for his candidate. "The opposition to the president," Mulhall continued, "intends to let no legislation through that he wishes it tills session of congress and intends to fight the Taft forces to a finish." SNAKE A BED FELLOW Woman Bitten Twice by Copperhead; Bites Not Fatal. When Mrs. Muscher with a cry of pain awakened her husband at their home In liranchvlllo, N. J., he told her to "forget It and go to sleep again." She did so, but shortly afterward started again and was wide awake with a stinging sensation in her knee. The first pain had been in her foot. Buscher lighted a lamp and found that a e.-pperhead snake two feet long had oitten his wife twice. Buscher killed the snake und sent for a doctor who said the bites wjuld not prove fatal. PENNSYLVANIA IN FRONT Still Leads as Steel Manufacturing Center Ohio Takes Big Jump. Pennsylvania continues to lead in the production of finished steel. Ol the 19,276,237 tons of finished rolled products and forgings made by steel works and rolling mills in 1909 Penn sylvania turned out 64.4 per cent. Ohio increased Its proportion from 13 per cent in 1904 to 16.1 per cent is 1909. Indiana and Illinois showed higher percentages of the total output in 1909 than in 1904, while New York and West Virginia included in thi group of steel producing states barelj held their own. The total value of steel and iron products in 1909, based on department of commerce reports, was $985,722,634 The number of establishments wai 446 and the number of persons em ployed 260,762, of whom 240,076 wer wage earners. The total payroll wai $163,200,708. LONG VIGIL ENDED Husband, After Guarding Wife's Bod) Ten Monthv, Starts For England. With the body of his wife, who dleo July 17, 1912, in a hermetically sealed casket, William Clifford, almost elghtj years old, left Jeannette, Pa., for Eng land to bury the remains at Mrs. Clif ford's old home. She was seventy two years old. For ten months the casket contain ing the embalmed body of his wife had been carefully guarded by th aged husband In the parlor of hie handsome residence in Fort Pitt, on the outskirts of Jeannette. It wai first placed in a vault in the St. Clali cemetery, Greensburg. but rather that, have his wife rest In alien soil Mr Clifford had It taken to his home. Dog Catcher Won't Change His Name George E. Spangler was appointed municipal dog catcher In Harrlsburg. Pa. A woman who said she was Mrs C. J. Spangler, his foster mother, ap pealed to the police to compel her son to change bis name because she con sidered the job a disgrace to the fam ily. She was told the police could not help her and Spangler said he wouldn't change his name or give up the dog catching. Ends Life Because of Girl. Despondent because his fiancee went for a buggy ride with anothet young man, Albert Ruth, aged twenty two, of Craigsvllle, near Klttannlng, Pa., went to the village schooihoupe and fired a bullet through his 'brain. He died instantly. Miss Emma Taylor, said to be the young man's fiancee, la prostrated as a result of Ruth's act. Waynesburg Girl Cannot Be Found. Authorities and parents of pretty Lena Cage, aged fifteen years, daugh ter of Charles Cage, a wealthy mer chant of Waynesburg, Pa., are baffled over the disappearance of the gtrl. She disappeared from her home Tues day night in scant attire. Since that time nothing baa been heard of the girl. The Kick of the Cook. During one of his first tours in the United States l'aderewskl enjoyed a dinner which was equal to anything he could have expected In one of the best Piiri.sutu restaurants. He was so surprised ami pleased that he sent his thanks and compliments to the chef. A lew years later, happening to be in the same city, he again went to that restaurant. The meal he got was still far above thu average, but was not so good as before. However, on the occa sion of a third visit he again tried the same place. The food was uninterest ing from the beginning of the meal to the end. lie nsked the bead waiter whether the former chef had left He bnd not left, tiie waiter informed him, and, on belli;; pressed for an explanation of the change iu the quality of the meals, be sa Id : "If you hud to play, night after night before an audience of barbarians who did not appreciate the best things In your performance, would you con tinue year after year to play ns well as you do now?" Henry T. Fink's "Food and Flavor." Different Names For Waves. They have curiously different nnmes for waves about the coast of Great Britain. The Peterhead folk call the large breakers that full with a crash ou the beach by the grim name of "NoiTuwa (Norway) carpenters." On the low Lincolnshire coast, as on the south western Atlantic fronting shore of these Islands, the grandly long un broken waves are known ns "rollers." Among east Angllans n heavy surf, tumbling Iu with an offshore wind or In a calm, In called by the expressive name of n "slog." while a well marked swell, rolling In Independently of any blowing. Is called a "home." "There Is uo wind." a Suffolk fisherman will say. "but a nasty home ou the beach." Suf folk men also speak of the "bark" of tho surf, aufl a sea covered with foam is spoken of as "feather white." The foam itself Is known as "spoon drift." So. iu the vernacular, we have It "The sea was all u feu t her white with spoon drift." An Impretiion. "I think I've made an Impression on that young lady." "Why?" "She's trying to remember who It Is I remind her of." -Detroit l''reu Press. Paradoxical Veracity, .lames I'm no sore from running that I can't stand or sit. John If you're telling the truth you're lying. Princeton Tiger. Are we to mark this day with a wltte or a black stouoV-Cervautos.