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Justices of the react C. A. Randall, D. W. Clark. Oouncumen. J. W. tandem, J. T. Dale, O, It. Koblnson, Wm. Smearbaugh, It. J. Hopkins, Q. F. Watson, A. H. Kelly. Constable ti. L. Zuver. Collector W. H. ilood. Hrhool Directors W. O. Iinel, J. K, Clark, S. M. Henry, Q. Jainieson, D. 11. Wum. FOHKST COUNTY OFFICERS. Member of Congress Vf . J. Hillings. Member of Senate J. K. P, Hall. Assembly A. K. Mechllng. President Judge W. D. Hinckley. Associate Judges Samuel Aul, Joseph M. Morgan. Prothonotary, Register ai Recorder, to. N. R. Maxwell. Sheriff Wm. H. Hood. Treasurer W. H. Brar.ee. Commissioners Wm. II. Harrison, J. C. Hoowdmi, II. II. MuClellan. District Attorney M. A. Uarrlnger. Jury OomvtissionersJ . li. Eden, A.M. Moore. Coroner Dr. M. C Kerr. Cauntu .auditors-George H. Warden, A. C. GregR and H. V. Shields. Oiutifj Surveyor Roy 8. Braden. County Superintendent i . O. Carson. Keciilnr Terms mt Conn. Fourth Monday of February. Third Monday of May. Fourth Monday of September. Third Monday of November. Regular Meeting of County Commis sioners 1st and 3d Tuesdays of month. Church ami Habbalh MokMl. Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:45 a. m. : M. K. Sabbath School at 10:00 a. in. Preaching in M. E. Church every Sab bath evening by Rev. W. S. Burton. Preaching In the F. M. Church every Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Rev. U. A. Uarretl, Pmttor. Preaching in the Presbyterian church every Sabbalb at 11:00 a. m. and 7:30 p. in. Kev. U. A. Bailey, Pa-tor. The regular meetings of the W. C. T. U. are held at the headquarters on the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. '"PI'.N ESTA LODUE, No. 869, 1. 0. 0. F. 1 M eets every Tuesday evening, in Odd Fellows' Hall, Partridge building. CAPT. GEORGE STOW POST, No. 274 G. A. R. Meets 1st Tuesday afler noon of each mouth at 3 o'clock. CAPT. GEORGE STOW CORPS, No. 137, W. R. C, meets Drat and third Wednesday evening of each month. F. RITCHEY, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Tionesta, Pa. MA. CARRINGER, Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law. OlhYe over Forest County National Bunk Buildlug, TIONESTA, PA. CURTIS M. SHAWKEY, ATTORii EY-AT- LAW, Warren, Pa. Practice in Forest Co. AO BROWN, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. OIHnein Arner Building, Cor. Elm and Bridge Sta., Tionesta, Pa. FRANK 8. HUNTER, D. D. 8. Rooms over Citizens Nat. Rank, TIONESTA, PA, DR. F.J. BOVARD, Physician Surgon, TIONESTA, PA. Eyes Tested and Glasses Fitted. D R. J. B. BIGGINS. Physician and Surgeon, OIL CITY, PA. DR. M. W. EASTON, OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN, of Oil City, Pa., will visit Tionesta every Wednexdsv. See him at the Central I tonne. Setting bones and treatment of nervous and chronic diseases a specialty. OrealAxt success in all kinds of chronic diseases.' HOTEL WEAVER, J. B. PIERCE, Proprietor. Modern and up-to-date in all its ap pointments. Every convenience and oomfort provided for the traveling public CENTRAL HOUSE, R. A. FULTON, Proprietor. Tionseta, Pa. This is the most centrally located hotel in the place, and lias all the modern improvements. No pains will be spared to make it a pleasant stopping place for the traveling public. pHIL. EMERT FANCY BOOT A SHOEMAKER. Shop over R. L. Haslet'a grocery store on Elm street. Is prepared to do all Kinds of custom work from the finest to the coarsest and guarantees his work to give perfect satisfaction. Prompt atten tion given to mending, and prices rea sonable. JAMES HASLET, GENERAL MERCHANT Furniture Dealer, AND UNDERTAKER. TIONESTA. PENN Not lw crude, comprewcu k, refined, distilled gasoline C call for . J B Waverly Gasolines J Power Without Carbon r'V r-nrrnn I I .Tl war- a? ZSy wivrBiY nil WORKS CO. VS, WAVERLY OIL WORKS CO Pittsburgh, Pa. LAMP OILS LUBRICANTS ITS X CHICHESTER S PILLS amnU Askf-iTt MI.I'lIKh-TFK IMA MONO JtltM IMI.I.H, f,r years kiiuwn as lleut. Safest, A lwiys Kcliit 1 SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE I.Billcail Auk your laruUl for a 4 tit-Wieft-nVa IHamnnd TtrMtilV I 'I II In li.d tml UolJ niPtalllAV b.xrs, fMlcl with Itluo Ril-Unu Y TnLfl tin other. Ility f taup " ItruircUL. Ask f r II I. 1!1.TFR A is n If SEVEN DOCTORS 1IEL0J0R JURY Pittsburg Men Clnrged With Using Mails to Defraud HEAVY BONDS ARE REQUIRED Alleging That Practitioners Are Fakes Poatoffice Inspectors Testify at Hear ing Decoy Letters Trap Doctors. Seven alleged fake medical prac titioners and the proprietor of an In stitution said to have been conduct ing the game fake game In Pittsburg and vicinity were hKd for the fed eral grand Jury in PittBburg by United States Commissioner Llndsey upon charges of using the United States miuilB to further a scheme to de fraud. The ball under which tho men were faeld aggregated $20,000. The defendants are Drs. R. II. M. Mackenzie, J. P. Shafer, Jesse O. Dil lon, J. A. Kohler. Von II. Kin,-;. 11. Leslie I.antz anil Abraham Manheimer, In charge of the Dr. Rhodes insti tute, and J. G. Blakeney of Cincin nati, proprietor of the RhorVn concern. Testimony that postoffce inspectors had sent bottes containing mixtures of cold tea, salt, ammonia and library paste to the physicians was Introduced and the witnesses on the stand swore that they had received replies from the various physicians advising that careful examination of the "speci mens" bad been made and that the senders were In serious condition, re quiring Immediate treatment of the kind furnished only In their respective offices and Institutes. In the case of .Mackenzie Inspector Honvery told how he had written a letter which was sent to the post master in Mercer to reniall to Mackenzie and that he had received a reply from the physician Inclosing a blank question sheet which he was re quested to till out and return. Honvery caused much laughter In the courtroom by telling how he had filled out the blank and had sent a bottle containing a mixture to Mackenzie and had received an Im mediate reply telling him not to marry and advising him to take Immediate treatment, for which he was to pay $10 the first month and $6.50 per month thereafter until cured. Inspector Leonard testified that he had also mailed letters to Mackenzie under a fictitious name from Mlllhall, Clinton county, with the same result. Leonard sent a bottle of tea, ammonia and salt for analysis. He received the same advice as did Honvery. Similar letters mailed under other names from Rockwood, Pa., produced the same re sults. Inspector Robert Lewis told of going to the office of Dr. Mackenzie and ask ing him If he had conducted the cor respondence in question and that the doctor had admitted It. "I asked him If he had made an analysis of the fluid sent him and ho answered 'yes,'" said Lewis. When asked for a record of the analysis, Lewis said, Mackenzie had told him It was destroyed. 51 WIDOWS; 131 ORPHANS Figures on Mine Disaster at Courtney, Pa., Given Out. Practically all the bodies have been recovered from the wrecked Cincin nati mine of the Monongahela River Consolidated Coal and Coke company In Courtney, Pa. Ninety-six bodies have been taken from the mine. All the bodies recovered, excepting two, have been identified. The victims of the mine disaster were divided by nationalities as fol lows: Americans, 38; Russians, 21; Italians, 12; Austrians, 9; Scotchmen, 5; English, 3; Belgians, 2; 'Hungarians, 1; Lithuanian, 1; Welchmen, 1, and French, 1. Of the 38 Americans 19 were white and 19 were negroes. One hundred and thirty-one children were made orphans by the disaster, while 51 wives were made widows. The Inquest into the explosion will be held in Monongahela Monday, May 12, according to an announcement made by Coroner J. T. Heffran. Fortune Tellers Arrested. Two women members of a band of gypsies were arrested at Punxsutaw ney, Pa., on charges of larceny from the person and held for a hearing. The -women are alleged to have taken a wallet containing $76 from John Agert, a grocer, while telling his for tune and to have slipped $9 from the pocketbook of J. U Gourley, an in surance man. For Gettysburg Celebration. Plans have been made for a big fully equipped Held hospital to take care of sick or Injured visitors to the battle of Gettysburg anulversary cele bration. China Officially Recognized. Recognition of the republic of Chin by the government of the United States was announced as an accepted fact at the state department. Dr. Abbott Fired. Because he signed appeal for naval appropriation Dr. Lyman Abbott has been dropped as one of the vice presi dents of the peace society. $100,800 Paid For Canvas. The record price or $100,800 was paid at an auction In London for a Gainsborough painting, "The Market Cart." One of Philadelphia's Two Police Women Photo by American Press Auoclatloo. MRS. MARY D. DIEHL. WARNING FOR TARIFF jEVISERS Democrat Sees Party's Downfall Unless Care Is Taken In a course of the debate In con gress on the foodstuffs schedule in the new tariff bill Represent ative Dies of Texas, one of the wool protectionist Democrats, sounded a note of warning to his Democratic as sociates, charging them with a dis position to smash the tariff wall at a rate more rapid than the scientific development of a changed industrial condition warranted. He warned the Democrats in a later speech that the course they were pur suing could leail only to Republican success In the 1914 elections with the probable return of that party to power and a wreck of the Democracy for an other period of twenty years. His first speech was framed as an attack on his colleague, Mr. Hardy, and by Its very daring brought the house up standing. It was warmly ap plauded. "The wild asses are now in the green of the corn," shouted Mr. Dies amidst the laughter of his nominal ad versaries. The removal of the duty on flax and flax straw caused Representative An derson of the ways and means com mittee to sing the requiem of the flax industry of his home state, Minnesota. Mr. Anderson told the committee that "the fields of the great northwest would no longer shine with the pure blue flowers of the flax plant, but in its place must again come the yellow ing decay of the less profitable corn." W. Va. Strike to Be Probed. Senator Kern of Indiana announced his determination to secure a congres sional inquiry into the conditions of alleged peonage, terrorism and sus pension of civil rights in the coal fields of West Virginia. This announcement by the senator from Indiana followed the receipt of a telegram from ex-Senator Watson of West Virginia requesting that the pro posed Investigation be dropped. Mr. Watson called attention to the fact that the strike was over and an In quiry would not result In any good. In making known his Intention to secure a probe Senator Kern said: "The strike Is not the question here. Peonage Is the question. Representa tions of the hunting of men across the hills as though they were escaped con victs or wild beasts is the question and we are going to have an Inquiry. "Charges of violation of contract labor laws and the use of martial law are among the things we will prohe. I propose to have it shown that when federal experts Investigated the con ditions last year, whole pages of the report were suppressed by the depart ment of commerce and labor." Kick on Eagle's "Pants." Letters from f87 bank presidents and cashiers throughout the country, protesting against washed money and proclaiming It "tho counterfeiter's delight," were offered for printing as a public document by Senator Mar tine. Objection from Senator Smoot prevented the printing. During the discussion Senator Mar tine said a bank president In Ten nessee had written him declaring that the "man should be tarred and feath ered who put pantaloons on the American eagle adorning our cur rency." Senator Gallinger suggested that the treasury's money laundoring process might "wash the punts off." Punished For Testimony? The senate may be called on to con sider a case of contempt growing out of the impeachment of Judge Robert W. Archbald of the United States commerce court. William P. Boland of Scranton, Pa., who was the chief complaining witness agUinst Judge Archbald, has laid before certain sen ators statements which he claims tend to prove that he has been "punished" as a shipper by some of the railroads on account of the testimony he eave. CONSTABULARY BILLOEFEATED House Is Opposed to Making Addition to Force ELECTION REFORM BILLS PASS Governor Tener Attaches Signature to Mothers' Pensions Bill, Making It Law Many Bills Are Passed. Opposed by the labor interests, the Ambler bill, making an addition of 120 men to the force of state police and in creasing the salary of Superintendent John C. Groome from $3,500 to $5,000, was defeated in the Pennsylvania house, getting only 93 votes, 9 less than the constitutional majority. Two progressive election reform measures, recommendations of the Democratic and Republican platforms and of Governor Tener, passed the house without any Teal opposition. They were a strict corrupt practices act and a bill providing a nonpartisan ballot for city and county officials, in cluding judges In the primary and gen eral elections. The latter formed the EaMent recommendation in Governor Tener's message. There was no opposition to the pas sage of the strict corrupt practices bill while the nonpartisan ballot bill passed by a vote of 165 to 7. The Humes bill, abolishing the party square, a measure the Democratic platform pledged, was defeated. The Flynn bill, giving congregations the right to vest title in their prop erty In the bishop or other heads of the church, was committed to the judiciary special committee of tbe sen ate on motion of Senator Snyder, its chairman. The pet measure of Senator Joe Thompson, Beaver, former coach of the University of Pittsburg football team, finally passed the house and will now go to Governor Tener. The measure would prohibit the furnishing of cigarets to minors and provide penalties for both dealer and minor. A proposition that future amend ments to the constitution be published by the sending of a printed copy to the residence of each elector in the state, Instead of having them advertised in the newspapers, was presented in the house by F. J. Herman, Wyoming. The bill to create the office of con troller of boroughs was reconsidered by the house and passed finally by a vote of 146 to 13. A. F. Hobbs of Lackawanna secured unanimous consent for the Introduc tion of a joint resolution to make the song "Pennsylvania," by John E. Bar rett, the official song of the state. Action of the house in defeating the Schuck bill to create a division of distribution of public documents, an administration measure, was recon sidered and the bill passed finally by a vote of 144 to 31. It was opposed in vigorous terms by George W. Allen, Allegheny. The bill to repeal the prohibitory law of Midland, Beaver county, Is in the legislative graveyard. By a vote of 94 yeas to 90 nays the measure failed on final passage in the house. The house bill to establish voca tional education for the public school system of the commonwealth and for state reimbursement of school dis tricts at the rate of two-thirds of the amount expended by them for such In struction, became a law by approval of Governor Tener. Governor Tener affixed his signa ture to the Sheatz bill, providing a system of mothers' pensions. The money Is to be distributed through the various counties and it is left op tional with each county whether they will accept the act or not. The coun ties can adopt it or reject it. Governor Tener also approved the following bills: The bill reorganizing the attorney general's department. Making an appropriation to cover the deficiency in the act of 1911 for judges' salaries. Amending the school code providing for the preservation of school records. Regulating the storage and sale of Unseed oil. Making the deer season Nov. 10 to Nov. 25. Authorizing first-class township com missioners to appropriate money to fire companies. Amending wage attachment act of 1876 to provide for service of notice of attachment and allowance of twenty days for appeal. Enabling a married woman desert ed, abandoned or driven from home by her husband to sue him upon any cause of action and making her a com petent witness against her husband. Regulating the manufacture of mat tresses and prohibiting use of any ma terial used in such articles in hos pitals or by persons affected with In fectious or contagious disease; the use of "shobby," or materials previous ly used In fabrics. Woman Wins Hunger Strike. Declaring she preferred death to separation from her two children, Mrs. Martha E. Ettle went on a hunger strike when committed to prison at York, Pa., Saturday on a charge of larceny and the authorities, fearing she would die of starvation, released her. Italy to Help Austria. .Italy will aid Austria In Montenegrin crisis. Bryan and Johnson in Contrasting Moods . - ' lAFURl'V 1913, bjr American Press Association. The secretary of state and the gov ernor of California felt in much better spirits before they had conferred on the anti-alien land bill in the Cali fornia legislature than after, as these pictures demonstrate. PALMER A CANDIDATE Democratic Congressman Will Run For Governor Next Year. The gubernatorial! boom of National Committeeman A. Mitchell Palmer of Pennsylvania has been lauuehed. Rep resentative Warren Worth Bailey of Johnstown seems to have taken tem porary charge of the political fortunes of his colleague from the Twenty-sixth district. Bailey, in discussing the light for governor in Pennsylvania next year, declared there is a movement among Pennsylvania Democrats to mako Palmer the party nominee. "The movement for Pa'lmer is be coming fairly well defined," Bailey said. "At this time he is not an active candidate for gubernatorial honors. Perhaps It is better to say that Mr. Palmer Is not a candidate In the sense that he has his lightning rod up. He Is allowing matters to take their course." CONFIDENCE IN FUTURE Business Situation Shows Light Re cession According to Dun. Dun's Review of Trade says this week: "While tho ' business situation throughout the country shows a further Blight recession In activity there appears to be a growing confi dence as to the future and the volume of current mercantile transactions is much larger than Is generally realized. "It is, moreover, significant that labor continues well employed and that wages are fully maintained, and in the case of the railroad firemen have been advanced by arbitration. The exceptionally favorable crop out look, whloh developments during the past week have in no way diminished, accounts In a large degree for the pre vailing feeling of optimism as to the future." CHARGE TO BE DUPLICATED Blue and Gray to Advance on Each Other at Gettysburg Celebration, The interesting spectacle of Union and Confederate veterans of the Civil war occupying the same ground and advancing upon each other In the same manner as took place in the battle of Gettysburg fifty years ago may be seen at the reunion to be held on that battlefield in July with tho difference that instead of advancing upon pointed bayonets the veterans will meet with outstretched hands. The suggestion that tho Confederate veterans unite with the Union vet erans emanated from Henry Howell of the 124th regiment, New Vork volun teers, and Is being Indorsed by Grand Army posts all over New York, ' Forgiveness Exhausted. Saying she had forgiven her hus band seventy-seven times, the biblical limit, and would do so no longer, Mrs. Elizabeth Thomas of I'itcairn, Pa., told in desertion court in Pittsburg of some of her troubles. Her hus band Is In Jail on a bigamy charge. PITTSBURG MARKETS. nutter Prints. :t2; tubs, 30. Kgws Selected. 21. Poultry- Hens, live, 18. Cattle--Choice, $S.40f 8.50; prime, $S.:!ll(f8.40; good, $8.11111 8.2.".; tidy butchers, $7.ii0',! S; fair, $7.2.11f common. $ti?i("; good to choice heif ers, $7'fi8; common to choice heifers, $tif( 6 40; common to good fat bulls, titll't fresh rows and springers, $110 Sheep and Lambs- Prime weth ers, $5.85fi6; good mixed, $.").40'iT.').80, fair mixed, i4.."0Ti 5.25; culls and com mon, $2.50T3.50; lambs, $4.508.10; spring lamb?, 'ii 10; veal calves, $fl;fi) !i.5ti; heavy and thin calves, $5 7. Hogs Pri: a heavy $8.50?i 8.55; heavy mixid, $o.5.'ri8.60; mediums and heavy Yorkers. $8 65 8 70; lijjhtYork ere aul pigs, $8.70U'8.75; roughs, $7.50 7.75; stags, $6.50ISC7J. ALIEN LAND BILL PUSHED THROUGH Measure Passes Both Branches ot California Legislature CARRIES LEASING PROVISION Governor Johnson Says He Will Walt Reasonable Time For Word From Wilson Before Signing the Bill. With the passage of the alien land bilJ by the assembly the California state administration gave tho finishing touch to Its defiance of President Wil son and his suggestions. The unusual procedure of a bill passing the senate and being read three times in the assembly in the same day was carried out. It neces sitated the suspension of the Cali fornia constitution to accomplish the feat, but It was done under the whip. The bill, it Is admitted, will allow the occupation of land by Japanese under the three-year lease provision for an unlimited time by transferrins leases every three years. Assemblyman Bradford, author of the first alien land bill to pass either hoiiBe of this legislature, defended the leasing of land to the Japanese, al though he oppoFed ownership by thera. That was the one bone of contention in the entire fight. The governor haB telegraphed a veri fied copy of the bill to President Wil son. Governor Johnson said later: "I have promised President Wilson and Secretary Bryan I would grant them a reasonable time In which to offer whatever objections they may care to make," but he did not say what he regarded as "reasonable time." Governor Johnson declared he re joiced over the passage of the bill as an administration victory. He said: "We have accomplished the big thing. We have prevented the Jap anese from driving tho root of their civilization deep into California soil. There has not been an inch of reces slon by the senate or the administra tion on California legislation. The three-year leasing clause was done In the Interests of our people to give them time to adjust their affairs to new conditions. "The big thing California set out to do has been done, without swerving, and 1 resent the Imputation that there has been a backing down or a trim ming with the situation because of any Influence whatsoever, in ail presenta tions made by President Wilson and of Secretary of State Bryan' on the alien situation not one word, not ono line has been uttered or written con cerning the leases of lands. The at titude of the national administration was not made known at all on this phase. "Every bill that has heretofore been introduced on this subject has con tained leasing provisions of from one to fifteen years. For the first time California Is standing firm for what Is our right and we mean to have it." MAN FOR OVER 50 YEARS Woman Concealed Sex Served In Civil War. To go masquerading as a man for over fifty years without detection is the record of a woman inmate of tho soldiers' and sailors' home in Qulncy, 111., who Is enrolled under the name of "Albert D. J. Cashier." The woman adopted tho garb of a man before the Civil war, in which she fought for three years, and has worn the clothes and taken tbe part ot a man since. Only twice has her secret become known and it was not until Sunday that It was made public. The woman has been In the homo nearly two years and has always been extremely companionable with the other members. She has become en feebled mentally and her secret be came known to the authorities at the home a few months ago. So far the authorities have been unable to learn her real identity. She keeps it a pro found secret as she did the secret of her Bex during the last half century. The woman soldier Is a native of Ireland nnd claims to havo come to this country shortly before the Civil war broke out. She donned boy's clothing and obtained passage across the Atlantic as a stowaway. When the struggle between the north and south broke out she enlisted In Com pany G, Ninety-fifth Illinois infantry, and served three years in tho war. When her company was mustered out the records showed there were only thirty survivors. Trooper White Acquitted. Frank J. White of the Pennsylvania state constabulary, charged with tho murder of Robert .Myers at Sharon on March 2, when the members of Troop D were stationed there during the Ilood. was found not guilty. Carnegie Gives to Pittsburg Again. Andrew Carnegie has increased his grants to Pittsburg by a gift of $130, 000, or as much thereof as may ho necessary for tho const ruction of a wing to the library building on the Northside. Lad Crushed by Auto Truck. Samuel Dias. aged live, son of Mrs. Jennie Dias of .leaiinctte, Pa., was run over ami killed by n automobile truck of i brewing company. The wheels o the auto truck passed oer the lad'j chest. NOTED POET WELL GUARDED Paludan-Muller Was Kept From All Social Intercourse by Hit Eccentric Wife. 'file famous poet of Denmark, Palu-daii-Muller, was closely guarded In his later years by an eccentric wife, great ly his senior. Of her preposterous odd ity, writes Mr. Edmund Gosse in "Two Visits to Denmark," stories were everywhere current in Copenhagen. She kept him as much as she possibly could from all 'Intercourse with the outer world. During a visit to Copen hagen the host of Mr. Gosse decided to invite the poet to dine, and his daughter and guest were sent on a mission to invite him. If we could secure him. for a night convenient to him, writes Mr. Gosse, all that was brightest and best in Co penhagen was to be constrained to come, too. But fortune was against us; If we had found him alone it is possible that success might have crowned our efTorts. When we ar rived, with our dinner invitation on our Hps, we were damped by being told that the poet had gone out for a walk, but that Mrs. Paludan-Muller would receive us. The fierce little lady, In fact, closed our retreat by peeping round the edge of the door and commanding us to enter. Miss Aline Fog, overwhelmed by the event, lost her presence of mind, and blurt ed out the Invitation, which it would have been wiser to suppress. The answer came at once: "Impos sible, my doar lady, Impossible! I could not sanction it! Mr. Paludan Muller is weak; he is good-natured; he is only too ready to go Into so ciety. It is my privilege to prevent It. I sny to him, 'You are too deli cate, my dear, to mix with others. You must positively consider your health.' " Miss Fog feebly asked whether the poet might not himself be appealed to, "Such old friends! so small a party! so early an hour!" The lady was quite obdurate, however. "I could not trust him with your message. He is so weak, so good-natured. His place Is at home with me. I do not wish to dine abroad, why should he?" PUTS OUT PETROLEUM FIRES Caustlo Soda Solution Mixed With Alum Is Found to Be Most Efficacious. There are no fires more disastrous than those In which petroleum min eral essences, benzoin, etc., play a part, on account of the difficulty of getting them under control. No real ly efficacious method has ever been put into uso to extinguish fires ot hydro-carbonic origin. Water is ut terly useless. Danger may be at times reduced to a minimum by pre venting contact of air with the flame, choking It between blankets, mats, damp cloth, earth, or sand, hut this Is by no means always sufficient. For this reason scientists are Interested In some experiments mnde recently in German laboratories bearing on the possibility of controlling fires of vary ing chemical origin. It is said that if a stated quantity of caustic soda solution bo mixed with an equal quan tity of alum It forms a dough or mor tar fifteen times as great as the or iginal single quantities. This dough Is very light and foamy. If this sub stance he flung over the petroleum, etc., and the entrance of air Impeded, the fire will at once be put out. An experiment was lntely tried in Germany to establish these facts be yond question. An improvised fire extending over four cubic millimeters was extinguished In less than two minutes by an elghty-per cent, solu tion of the above mentioned sub stance. Kept Its Ministers Long. "The town of Lancnster, Mnss., in which I live," said Mr. Harold Parker, "Is a place of littlo size not ovet 2,000 population nnd yet It hat enough of Individuality nnd quality, not to speak of history, behind It to mnke Its Inhabitants very proud ot living there. In the first place it is (indent, a charter having been grant cd It In 1053, and the same year wit nessed tho establishment of the first parish church, which I can assure you Is no commonplace house of worship. "The present structure isn't so very old nnd yet it dats from 1810 end looks good to last another century. Tho remarkable feature, however, tl that In Its history of over 250 years this church has had but eight minis ters, including the incumbent. Sev eral of them were pastors for fifty years or more nnd the average Is over thirty years, which I Imagine Is a rec ord no other religious congregation can duplicate." Ualtlmore American. Just His Job. Jonkley Now, there's a fellow whe doesn't do anything but pick up pint all the time." Conkley Well, well! that's a queel superstition. Jonkley Oh, no; It's not a supersti tion, but an occupation. He's em ployed In a bowling alloy. Cathulia Standard and Times. Every City's Pride. "No matter what city yon strike,"' remarks S.-nator Gore, who trnvels all over the United States each year, "Somebody is certain to confide to you: 'Thero are more automobiles used here, for the population, than unywhere In the country.' That's one fact about his own town that every mail firmly believes."