effig Smarts Centre Street at P.?. on Amounts of The mail brings you anything from the Smart & Silberberg Stores. Sit down and write. by competent people. Remember we pay the carrying charges, and thus place you on the economic footing enjoyed by our customers who live in town. The Clearance of Whittall Rugs is Breaking Every Previous Record. We're selling more rugs than we ever did before at a simi lar sale, and we can tell you why. Oil City people are becoming constantly better posted as to the relative value of rugs. As the customer's knowledge in creases, he or she invariably comes to recognize Whittall Rugs to be far and away the finest made in America you never yet 6aw a Whittall dealer who didn't welcome the most painstaking compaiisons. Now you are offered the opportunity to get these splen did rugs, here and here only in Oil City, at mill prices. Moreover, the advance in rug prices for spring has been so marked, that the like of these values and savings will never be offered you again. Do you wonder that our sales are breaking all previous records? If all the money in circulation in the United States were divided equally, each person would have the above amount. Most of our depositors have much more. Why not start an account Oil City Trust Company Oil City, Pa. Get Twice As Much For Your Hides and Furs We buy cattle hides, furs and calfskins. It is no longer necessary for farmers and small dealers in hides and furs to give away their wares by selling to peddlers or shipping to some large city firm, who will send about half what their hides are worth. Just send at once for our price list and circulars. Get on our mailing list. We will keep you POSTED. We will show you how you may ship us your hides and furs right here to Corry, CLOSE TO HOME, and be sure you get the FULL VALUE of the goods or have them returned WITHOUT EXPENSE TO YOU. For we hold ALL SHIPMENTS SEPARATE until we know whether or not the shipper is satisfied. Any time we don't send you what you think a shipment is worth we will return it promptly and pay all charges BOTH WAYS. So you gain these advantages by selling in Corry: 1. Higher Returns. 2. Quicker Returns. 3. Fair Dealing. 4. Your Goods Returned Without Expense If Not Satisfied. WE HAVE NO BUYERS. To deal with us you must ship direct. Any one claiming to travel out of Corry buying hides and to represent us is a FRAUD. DON'T SELL TO HIM. You must ship DIRECT to get FULL value. Write to day for particulars. GET POSTED. Costs you NOTHING. CORRY HIDE & 17 E. Pleasant St. Hre Have The Finest Fur House In The World Give Us A Call When In Corri Ami Let Us Show You Through Oilr Fine New Building Just Built, OiL City, Pa. J Prescription lens grinders fur the eyes, plus C'ollegi alely trained and Inter nationally endorsed Behind the Gun. NO DROPS. RESULTS DEFINITE. Artificial Eyes In Stock. Both 'Phones. , amhi.rl5n CiHc Cholera itnd uuj- it now. a my uvc life. SWUOQ fifr Elm, Oil City, Pa. 5k 53U We deliver uour TMYDTC purchases onihe 1 J Pdicel Post! K $1.00 or More. The order will be filled promptly fid. FUR COMPANY, Corry, Pa. 4andnoworry4 Butter and Egg Money of farmers' wives and daughter should be promptly sent by mall to this popular bank, which has thousands of depositors in the country. Uncle Sam's rural post men are thoroughly reliable, and will register your valuable letters for a small fee. SEND YOUR FIRST DEPOSIT OR WRITE FOR BOOKLET F. L. PITTSBURGH BANK FOR SAVINGS 4th Ae. mil Smithfield St, Pittsburgh, Pa. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE IN THIS PAPEK SQUEAKLESS CORKS. Mr. Luthmore Insists That They Are a Demand of the Age. "It beats all," said Mr. Lushmore of the Brooklyn Park Slope, "how far you enn hear the squeak ol a cork. "Now, my den Is the rear chamber on the second floor. In the little cupboard I keep my cigars and a bottle of whiskey. I rather like whiskey, but I don't care much for 'the barroom society. "My wife Is pleased with my aver slon for barrooms, but she would be better pleased If I never took a drink of my favorite beverage. Occasionally I come In on a a tor my evening a'ter she has gone to sleep. She hears nothing until Just before I am ready to turn off the gas, when she wakes up with a start. She has heard the squeak, but she makes allowance for the weather, turns over and goes to sleep. "When I come home In the after noon she is usually In the dining room seeing about the dinner. Pretty oon there Is a whistle from the peaking tube and her voice comes ip: "'Hey, there! You'd better not arkle that bottle on an empty stomach.' "She has heard the peculiar sound. "Again she may be out In the back ard seeing If the crocuses are show ng signs of life. I hardly reach my 'cn before I hear from the yard: " 'Hoo-hoo! Can't you come out nd speak to your wife first?' "I maintain that one of the pressing demands of the age is for a squeak less cork." New York Sun. Took Her at Her Word. A woman came into the genera) store with a jar of butter. She de sired to exchange it for another Jar of butter. In churning her butter she had discovered a mouse In the churn. "It didn't injure the butter," she said to the store keeper, "and to any one who did not know the clrcum stence It would taste all right!" Taking the woman at her word. the merchant carried her Jar Into the back room, transferred her butter to another Jar, and the gratified custom er took back her mouse butter with a thousand thanks for the accommo dation. There is a great deal of needless trouble in the world on account of squeamish sentiment. Milwaukee Journal. The Dry Cigarette. If you wish to smoke a cigarette properly and with no unpleasant out ward effect, if you wish to avoid the sticking of the cigarette paper to the lips, you have but to learn the method of the Spaniard, who taught this writer to roll and smoke cigarettes. It is a mere turn of the lips. The ordinary English smoker has a watery end to his cigarette. The Spaniard turns his lips and the cigarette never touches the mucous membrane. That Is the way to Bmoke a cigarette and this writer can recommend the prac tice of cultivating the dry cigarette. London Chronicle. Library at Hamilton. The library at Hamilton College has recently received a valuable ad dition in the form of a rare collection of volumes on mathematics and science. The gift was made by Sen ator Elihu Root, of the class of 1864, who has previously by liberal gifts enriched the college and increased Its facilities. The collection Is one of the most complete of its kind, and was the property of the late Oren Root, who was for many years at the head of the department of mathe matics at Hamilton. Included in this accession Is one of the most complete astronomical libraries ever collected, together with many extensive series on scientific and historical matters. College Community House. Tenney hall, a community house, ias been opened at Smith College, rhe object of this house is to help the poorer students by reducing their living expenses to the least possible urount. The students are housed ind fed after the principles of a vjtalistic community. All expenses vili ne snared Dy trie occupants of he hall, who will contribute Just nough per capita to run the estab- I'shment. Each girl or group of girls n turn will be called on to do the lousework and cooking so that the ost of servants may be avoided. The antlre system will be under the su pervision of the president of the ollege. "The Club." An exclusive dining society is the one bearing the arrogant title "The Club," which since its foundation has been limited to thirty-five members. 'ohnson, Burke, Reynolds and Gold smith were among the original mem bers. Garrlck and Boswell joined in 1773, and Gibbon and Kox In 1774. Or the eighteen Premiers In the nine teenth century nine were members of the Club, Fox, Liverpool, Canning, Russell, Aberdeen, Gladstone, Sails bury, Lord Rosebery and Mr. Balfour. London Chronicle. Out-Naturlng Nature. What mode3t rabbit, once it has evolved Into a muff, contents Itself, nowadays, with a solitary tail? Its own and three or four alien produc tions are required to give cachet to the creation. When the head of the beast is too large for decoration It is customary to out-nature nature and Invent one. London Graphic. In 1 898 the total number of railroad employes in this country was 874,358 Last year the total was 1.451.000. Church Hat Nursery, In order that mothers with babies might be able to attend church, and not be troubled with the Infanta, a nursery has been established by the First Methodist church at Vancouver, Wash. A room in the basement la used, and Is equipped with toys for the amusement of the children. Bull Might Object. The person who advises you to take the bull by the horns never seems to be considering what the bull might be doing In the meantime. EMPIRE 8TATE OF THE SOUTH. Texas Has a Fair Chance to Pass Ohio, Illinois and Pennsylvania. What July 4, 1776, is to the United States in general March 2, 1836, is to Texas. On that day Texas, which was part of Mexico, but which, peo pled chiefly by Americans, was as alien to that country in ideas and aspirations as it was in latiguage, de clared Its Independence. And the an nouncement was quickly put Into con rete shape. When Texas became a State it h:.d only about 150,00 population, and n the census of 1850, the first In .vhkh It figured It ranked as the twenty -fifth In number of Inhabitants. In 1910 It had 3.896,000 people and ranked as the fifth State and grew !7 per cent. In the decade. It promises to be the fourth State n lO'.'O, displacing Ohio, which holds hnt rank now and which has held It or ninny years. By 19H0 it will, from he recent relative rates of gain, run vc y dose to Illinois, which is the third State and may become the se- ciiJ State by 1940, Pennsylvania hold US that rank now and for many de dues. By 1960 It promises to out strip New York and become the T"nplie State of a republic which by that time may have 200,000,0000 of people. Leslie's Weekly. A Strange Sea Fish. The angler, or fishing frog, of which a specimen has Just been captured car Hrldgton, though nowhere com n on. seems more generally distribut ed around our coats than some ait- koritles suppose. The angler is so railed from the curious "rod and bait" formed by a modification of a ray of th"e front dorsal fin, which was 'ormerly fancied to attract small fish but the entire hideous body is a r arvellous mimetic adaptation of the bottom of the sea, upon which the cie.Uure walks, using the pectoral fns for feet. This marine ogre has little value, except for museums; but he gall Is used by Irish washerwo men to bleach linen, and in Iceland it Is utilized for the manufacture of o:ip. A Hoosier Musician. Rogers's Goshen Band, a musical organization nearly half a rentury 'Id. has brevetted a big St. Bernard log as drum major. The dog first at tracted attention one day when the br.nd was marching to a park. It broke away from the small hoy that was leading It, and took its position at the head of the band. It climbed nto the band pavilion at the park and lay outside the double circle of musicians. When the band began o play a selection it at once strode o the centre of the circle and rrravely sat up and took notice. The dog's tail beats time to the music now, and the animal manages to keep perfect time when marching. Goshen orrespondence Indianapolis News. Ban on Children. The fact that it Is almost Impos sible for married couples with child en to find steady employment on .'arms and stations in New South Wales and other parts of Australia Is creating a public stir, which is almost assuming the dimensions of a na tional scandal. It is a common thing, it apears, for a man and wife to be dismissed if a child is born to them. It is said that the employer Is otten willing to retain such a couple, but that his wife Insists on their dis missal, refusing to have an encum brance about the house. A Cat's Ninety Mile Walk. About two months ago a cat belong ing to J. Love of Wycombe March was missed. The owner surmised that the animal had been stolen or had strayed away, but recently a com munication was received from suite friends to the effect that the cat had returned to its old home at St. Neols, Huntingdonshire, a distance of about ninety miles. London Evening Standard. Eager for an Enducation. A Poltava, south Russia, paper re cently published an advertisement from a Jew who ofTered to pay the 'ees at a local gymnasium of three christian children. The reason for the offer Is obvious. By the admis sion of the three Christians an extra place, under the percentage norm, would be provided for a Jew, and the advertiser hoped by this desperate v.eanii to secure the admission of his son. Jewish Chronicle. A Memorial Boulder. The patriotic societies keep in dustriously on with their unvelllngs if patriotic objects. This time It Is l memorial boulder, which the Wash Ingion Chapter of the Daughters of he American Revolution unveiled un the redoubt at Fort Washington Park, on Riverside Drive, below 181st street. New York City. The ceremony was in celebration o' the anniversary of 'he battle of Firt Washington. The First Gentleman of Europe. Lord Rosebery has expressed the wonder and admiration that English men share with Austrians and Hun garians for Francis Joseph as a per son and a Sovereign, the "first gentle man" as well as the most renarkable monarch In Europe. London Satur day Review. Deterioration of the Fox. Has the fox deteriorated In recent years? Authorities differ In their opinions. My own Is that he bus not the stamina, and often not the con stitution or the bone of the specie i fifty or sixty years ago. County Gen tleman Acquired Significance. "You disapprove of my theory," said the excited agitator. "Therefore you refuse to attach any Importance to It." "Of course," replied Senator Sor ghum, "why should I? The only im portance most unpleasant theories have Is what thoughtless people rush In and attach to them." Newt to Her. "New York Bank Returns," read an old lady. "And I never knew that one of them had been missing," she remarked. Punch. Suits to Order, $12.60 to $36.00. It's In the Blood To be part of Oil City's enterprise. To be part of Oil City's pro gress. To be part of Oil City's population. To be living in this grand little city and doing what we can to promote the city's interest is T. A. P. uuo ui our cnensneo amDtuons. We firmly believe that burg Clothing will be worn by three-fourths of the male population. We intend to grow. We in tend to keep our "plant" healthy and free from the germs of indifference. We want to know the public at large. We want the public to know us. We want to have public confidence on our side forever. We want to serve the public intelligently, courteously, and at all times honestly. We want it known that our idea of permanent healthy growth is to forever give the best values we know of. We believe, as clothiers and dressers of men, we should devote our time and our money to that purpose. Hence it is we will never "mix In politics" nor try to tell public officials how to run their business. "A Good Store to Trade At." Oil City, Pa. A PARADOX. "A boy always brags of what he will do when he's a man." "And when he becomes a man he always boasts of what he did when be was a boy." PLAN A PERPETUAL CALENDAR All Nations to Unite In Working Out an Idea Long In Minds of Many. A conference of all nations will be l.eld next summer at Geneva, Switzer land, to discuss suggestions for an In ternational perpetual calendar. At that time Leroy S. Boyd will present his calendar, which has 13 months of 28 days each, making a total of 364 days In the year. The 365th day Is not In cluded In any month, but will precede the first day of January and will be called New Year's day. A similar ar rangement Is made for leap years. The 366th day Is not counted In any month, but follows the last day of December and is called Leap Year day. The ad ditional month is called Solaris, and comes between June and July. As an Illustration, the year 1916 is used, be cause, according to the present calen dar the first day of that year will be gin on Saturday, which would become New Year's day under the perpetual calendar. That would make the fol lowing day, Sunday, be known as Jan. 1, 1916. Every month would have the same number of days and every month and every week would begin on Sun day and end on Saturday. That would make the same date In each month fall on the same day of the week. Such a perpetual calendar would make it unnecessary to have a printed cal endar for every month, because the days of each month are identical with those of the first month. One of the benefits expected to result from a per petual calendar is that It will facili tate business calculations. Under the new system a month will mean ex actly 28 days and not 30 or 31 days, as at present. AGE OF ICEBERGS UNKNOWN One of the Mysteries of the Sea There Is Little Probability of Being Solved. The age of an iceberg is problemat ic. The berg that sank the Titanic may have been forming on the coast of Greenland when Columbus crossed the sea, or even before that. Then again it may have been reared by the elements since Peary's first expedi tion to the pole, but probably It ante dated steamships by many years. In 1841, a great berg appeared off St. John's, N. P. Its pinnacle was fully 100 feet above the sea, and its base formed a glittering island In the mid dle of which, imbedded between two bills of ice, were two ships side by side. The masts were gone, but other wise the upper works seemed to be Intact. Scattered about the decks were various objects that might have been the frozen bodies of the crews. All were covered with snow. Several old sailors approached the berg as near as they dared to and scanned the ships through powerful glasses, but could not see any Dame or any thing to Indicate their nationality or business on the seas. There were no signs of life aboard them nothing but the motionless masses under their white coverings. They were believed to be part of Sir John Franklin's ex pedition, and were seen at the mouth of the harbor almost stationary for several days. Then one morning the berg was gone, and t lie ultimate fate of the derelicts It carried is still one of the mysteries of the sea. His Point of Anxiety. Bon-ln-Law (superintending mother-in-law's funeral) 1 suppose er you've dug it deep enough? Bystander. pV when there are one hundred thousand T. A. P. 2B5 January Cleroice SaJe Clendr For the Balance of This Week: Wednesday, 22d. Ginghams, Counterpanes, In fants' Long Coats. Thursday, 23d. Flannelette Gowns, Shawls, Cre tones. Friday, 24th. Handkerchiefs, Cotton Blankets, Sheetings. Saturday, 25th. Yarns, Infants' Slips, Challies, Tailored Waists. You Ought to Attend These Sales. NOT EQUAL TO TEST "How did she enjoy her honey moon?" "Very poorly his love was like his iuto It wouldn't stand a thousand i.lle test." Ruins of Immense Age. Prof, Hiram Wngbatu, director ol the Yale expedition to Peru, reports among the archaeological discoveries a number of Inca or pre-lnca cities, in. eluding Macchu Plchu, a city probably built by the "megallthlc race" which preceded the Incas. The ruins are on an almost Inaccessible ridge, two thousand feet above the Urubamba river. They are of great beauty and magnificence, and include palaces, baths, temples and about 150 houses. Carefully cut blocks of white granlt, some of them twelve feet long, were used in the construction of the walls. Finance Has No Boundaries. Finance nowadays Is limited by no latlonal boundaries. American news papers contain advertisements of a "City of Tokio (Japan) Loan" for the purchase of that city of electric tram ways and electric lighting systems. The loan, amounting to about $15,000, 000, Is apportioned betweeu New York, London and Purls. Explaining,?!) Oversight. "George," she said sweetly, "didn't you know that Lent Is over?" "Of course I did," he replied. 'Then possibly you didn't pass a candy store on your way here to night." Detroit Free Press. Doubly Blessed. The mother of little Helen was one of twins. As the twin sisters lived quite a way apart, Helen did not see her aunt until she was about two years old. On first seeing her she was greatly puzzled over the resemblance of her mother and aunt, and after look ing bewllderedly from one to the oth er finally exclaimed, "More mamma." Shirts to Order, $2.00 to $12.00. T. A. P. people in this enterprising Oil City, Pa. yie GLAD OF THE CHANCE Henderson A man advertised in the paper yesterday for a wife. Henpeck He can have mine dead cheap. GRAVE CAUSE FOR DISPUTE Romanticists and Others Have Oppor tunity to Squabble Over This Happening. The WInans will has upset the the ory of the cynics that romance Is dead In the world. Here Is an Innkeeper's daughter who receives a fortune of $500,000 just for being kind to an old man. In all her dreams of the future she never thought of being able to present to the Prince Charming that would eventually come along such a princely dower. She went about her work delivering the milk and cream from her father's dairy, little think ing that the old gentleman, who year after year was her father's guest, was all along planning to make her a rich heiress as a reward for her lit tle kindnesses. The picture Is Idyllic. Unfortunately, some of the rightful . heirs of the deceased multimillionaire fall to see the poetry of it and have already given notice of a contest. There is a son who has been cut off with a paltry $200,000 and there are two grandchildren who have been en tirely forgotten. In the case of the son the will is particularly significant, since the relative sniallness of the amount can be traced to the father's disapproval of a marriage that was wholly romantic. The cynics may still claim that their contention Is support ed by the courts. Artist Regains Drawings. M. Ducas, the French artist whoso paintings when bought by M. Quittner and signed by him, won their new owner honors at the salons where the original painter failed even to get them accepted, has succeeded In re gaining 29 of the ulctuies. 5