MIKADO IS A POLYGAMIST THE FISHERMAN'S TEST. Centre Street at Elm, Oil City, Pa. Our June White Sale Is At The Big White Event of the Summer-Offering Countless Exceptional Values in White Wear and White Yard Goods. In scope and value giving it will break even the high records established here in past years. The stocks are excep tionally large the goods are those most in demand at the present time the prevailing prices offer the opportunity to effect substantial savings. No stone has been left unturned in the effort to give you the most desirable assortment for which you could wish, in all manner of white apparel and yard goods. And every item in volved in this under price selling is of the uniformly high quali ty you have learned to expect here. Every Nook and Corner of This .Store Is a veritable nest of bargains in white, arranged so as to pro vide easy and satisfying selections. And since 6tocks are broad est, freshest and most interesting at the sale's start, we advise an early visit if you would secure your full share of the unusual values. They will certainly cause enthusiastic buying. The sale starts Monday, June 3. See hand bills for details of the economies. ASSETS (exclusive of Trust Funds) $4,682,000.00. Your Business Solicited. Oil City Trust Company Oil City, Pa. DEALER WANTED to represent exclusively in tbia territory a well known Silent Valveless Motor Car Any established dealer or responsible business mm, who desires the representation of the oldest and largest automobile manufactur ing company, producing a Famous, silent, valveless self starting mo tor car, should communicate immediately with J. S. Hoffman Motor Car Co., SO. 10 YIXi: ST., . SHARON, PA. I I Automobile Bargains We have the largest .tock of Ued and Second-band Automobile in Western New York Oaklands, Oldsmoblles, Cadillacs, Reos, Hudson, Fords, Stoddard-Daytons, Regals, Maxwells, Buicks, Peerless, Overland and Many Others TOURING CARS FOUR, FIVE AND SEVEN-PASSENGER. RUNABOUTS TWO AND THREE-PASSENGER. ? Trucks and Delivery Cars "f 1,000 LBS. UP ALL MAKES - ALL MODELS Thoroughly overhauled, refinithed and ready to demonstrate PRICES RIGHT Free Bulletins issued every two weeks, giving description of all cars and prices GET ON OUR MAILING LIST AT ONCE IT SAVtS YOU MONEY CENTAUR MOTOR COMPANY 59 FRANKLIN ST., BUFFALO. N. Y. gSL'J'M-. , Ti"iffrfTWUI!JIIIHH ,111 Easy Way of Getting at Whether a Fish Is of Lawful Length "How do you know," this man asked of the man hauling on the Belne, 'whether the fishes you catch are up to the limit fixed by the law? Have you put a tape line on some of themT "Well, no," said the fisherman, we don't exactly have to go to that rouble. We have an iiU'r way of .en. tiring them than that, Kvery fisherman has sawed In the eat of the boat little notches of the ight distance apart to Indicate the awful loriKth at which nny nsh may c taken, and when he takes out the lit a fish that doesn't look much too ong he lays Its nose against one of hese notches and its tall against the ither. "If It touches the notches, rhy, Into he basket goes the fish; but If it 'oesn't, why, then the tlsn goes overboard." Scotch Students. Many a man who never had any schooling" gets an education, and iften a surprisingly good one, A traveller in Scotland once met i farmer whose ground rent was about 520 a year and who wrote poetry In Jai'llc that was of high order. This sanvj traveller met a youth In Scotland who rode from borne on hore jack to the seaport, and then across Scotland to Aberdeen, where he sold lis horse to enter the university. It Is related of another Scotchman hat he was overheard repeating a ine of Tennyson, whereupon some one isked what poet he liked best. "Homer," he replied. "Whose translation do you read?'1 "I rarely read a translation," he ?atd, wiping the fish scales from his Tron. "I like best to read Homer In '.he original Greek." Minneapolis Tribune. Marriage Reduced to a System, After strong competition for ilie marrying business of East St. Louis Justices Brady and Williams of that city have organized what looks much like a trust. Cutting out all banquets, souvenirs or special Inducements of any kind, renting one olfice and fur nishing It In sumptuous elegance and charging a flat price for the perform ance of the ceremony are things show ing all the earmarks of trust organiza tion. As the combine will put a num ber of dru 'mers out of work, It may be in contravention of the Federal law ngalnst restrpint of Interstate trade and commerce, more particularly as the majority of marriages performed In the justlc courts of East St. Louis come clearly under the head of inter state business. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Crow's Raid on Golf Balls. A golfing Incident Is reported from St. Jean de Luz, Pyrenees. David Ecott and M. Carlos de Candamo were playing a match a few days ago on the Nlvelle links. Both had driven on to the second green and were walking toward the hole when a crow swooped down, picked up Mr. Scott's ball and flew away with It. The players bad nearly reached the green when a second crow picked up M. de Cnn damo's ball and mr.de off in the direc tion of a neighboring tree. Pursued by the golfers and caddies the bird dropped the ball, but pounced down and secur-d It again while the pur suers were still fifty yards away. Neither bah was seen again. Golfers are asking: "What If it had been a four ball match?" London Dally Mail. Branding Criminals in England. The branding of criminals, which Judge Rentoul suggests might advant ageously be revived for the benefit of deported aliens, was abolished in this country in 1778. Until then, this punishment was Indicted In open court, generally in the presence of the Judge, tho necessary implements the Iron brand, the chafing dish and the Iron gripper for Imping the hand steady being always In readiness. The UMinl brand was an "R" ap plied to the left shoulder. Child steal ing. etc., however, wpr at one time punished by branding the offender with "R" on the shoulder (for rogue), 'M" on the right hand (for man slayer), and "T" on the left hand (for .hief). Pall Mall Gazette. Connecticut Farmer's Flying Hen. A man residing on the Harwinton road has a hen he claims Is the only one of its kind in existence. In ap tearance she Is much like any hen, but the owner claims he has never ;een her walk; Instead she flies about the farm like a bird, but only rises ibout five feet from the ground. Many limes she is seen on one of the larger iimbs at the top of a tree. On several different occasions she has laid an egg In a small box, which wag put In the tree feome years ago by children who hoped thta birds might preempt It for their home. Canada's Postoffice Business. The estimated number of letters ind post cards sent through tho malls A Canada during the fiscal year 1910 vas 4r.7,O.".O,OO0. The net revenue of the post office was $7,958,547 and the expenditure $7,213,337, leaving a sur plus of $743,210. Value of Crops. The vi.lue of the field crops of Can ada in 1910 was only $507,185,500, a decrease of $25,806,600 as compared with tlie previous year, although the area cultivated was 2,645,506 acres greater than In 1909; or a total of 32.7U.0fi2 acres. JAMES HASLET, GENERAL MERCHANT Furniture Dealer, AND UNDERTAKER. TIONESTA, PENN If" DAVO TO ADVERTISE I I " O in THI8 PAPEK Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Cures Colds. Croup sod Whooping Cough. Japanese Royal Palace la Separated From Other Places In Toklo by Triple Moat The mikado, earth-born son of heav en, and his court of demigods dwell In a forest solitude in the midst of the great city of Toklo. The palace world is separated from the world of the people by a triple moat of dead water and a double wall of granite crowned by twisted pine trees and mottled with the moss of ages. Except upon stated occasions, the mikado Is as invisible and well nigh as Inacces sible as the sun goddess amid the hereditary treasures of the Ise shrine. In his august person the hotly dis puted origin of his race finds Its re flection, for he has the eyes of the Mongol, the coloring and facial struc ture of the Malay. Unlike the reigning houses of Aus tria, Russia and Prussia, the house of Japan, which, thanks to the system of plural wives and the custom of adop tion, has survived so many hundred years In an apparently unbroken line, has- no family name and the given names of Its members are toot by any means what they seem to be or to mean upon a superficial examination. The Mikado Mitsuhito Is not the "meek man" nor Is Prince Haru a "verdant" or "springlike prince." These names have an occult meaning which Is probably hidden from all ex cept the princes of the blood and It is In a close family council that they are decided upon. Behind tho moss-grown battlements and the stagnant moats, the Lord of Ten Thousand Years leads a singular ly sober and frugal life. It has been suggested that he Is still haunted by the memory of the threadbare court of his father, the Emperor Komel, where not seldom even food was lacking. The support of hawking and of the old ewordmakers with their secret meth ods of tempering steel and his efforts to collect the widely scattered books relating to the Shinto cult are his only extravagances. Metropolitan Maga-tine. CAUSE OF CANCER IN CHINA Eating of Steaming Hot Food Respon sible for Prevalence of Disease Among Men. In China, when a native family sits down to dine, the men of the house hold and the male guests, If there be any, are served first. Their, food comes to them steaming hot. The women must watt until later to be served, and by that time the food has grown cooler. The men commence to eat immediately the dishes of steam ing hot food are set before them. Rice, cow peas and other things are bolted hot. The women have to be satisfied with only lukewarm dishes. So much for etiquette. Now for the consequences. In China cancer of tho oesophagus, or' throat. Is common among men. Among Chinese women the disease Is very rare; practically unknown. All of this, and more, was reported by Dr. E. D. Bashford at the recent annual meeting of the Imperial Can cer Research Fund held In London. He said, In referring to the alarming In roads made by cancer among China men, that the frequency of the disease would be diminished if such practices as the eating of very hot rice were discontinued. The rice the women eat is cool and non-irritating, and they rarely contract cancer. Old-Time Delicacies. Cleopatra, frail and fragile, like many thin people at heartily, and her guests wondered at the rarities of which they partook. There was every thing there that gastronomy could think of, except mutton, an exception In favor of the divine Amnion with the pamllke head. Even the roast beef and plum pudding were not lacking, for these delicacies were as popular In Thebes as was the broiled and salted goose, with the good brown stout, and Strong barley wine to cheer the spir its and assist the digestion. Initiative, 'It's the man that's a-trylng soma thing new that gets laughed at every time. And h is generally right the rest are wrong. Somebody haa got to begin and be guyed like a fool, and bide and starve, and eat his heart out and then after years and years the rest of the world that was too lazy to do Its own thinking comes a-strut-tlng up to pat him on the back and in vite him to dinner and everybody comes In on the chorus: "I told you sol" T. A. P. A Necessary Qualification Towards being "a good fellow" is to be a gentleman first, last always. Another and more important feature is to keep uppermost in your mind your family's welfare under all circumstances. Your Clothes Have much to do with your feelings and appearances You can never buy a "Howdy" Suit from us. Dut you can always depend ou every fabric, you are safe on the style aud you are protected in the price. The guarantee we give with every Suit we tell protects you fully and renders "imposition" impossible even if we were in clined that way. , Our T. A. P. Clothoa distinguish the gentleman from the "Rowdy" and good fellows wear them. Thirty different models to choose from, f 12 50 to $40.00. T. A. P. Oil City, Pa. Oil City, l'a. Pride In Saving. Only well-bred trained people who are used to having things take pride In saving. They who have never had breeding or training and have never been used to having anything know nothing of saving. Most menials and beggars and spendthrifts believe squandering and big tipping and wide spending are a sign of big folk; aye, even of decency. Wake Up, Nick. N'lcola Naumoff, the Russian, who has Just reached the age of 21, having murdered an Insured fiancee for a se ductive countess In romantic Venice, has, in his confession, related how this notorious dame had a little way of extinguishing her cigarettes on his bare flesh Just to see hfin wince, as she loved him best when he suffered. and Manufacturing Opticians. School children's eyes will be ex amiued freeof cost when accompanied by a note from their teacher or family physician. The latest methods known to science are employed no drops arti ficial eyes in stock. Lenses duplicated on short notice. Mfficlv Optical Co,, OIL CITY, PA. First National Bank Building. B th Phones. J. L. Hcplcr LIVERY Stable. Fine carriages for all occasions, with first class equipment. We can fit you out at any time for either a pleasure or business trip, and always at reasonable rates. Prompt service and courteous treatment. Conn and see us. Hear of Hotel Weaver TIOTESTJL, IP.A.. Telephone No. 20. HBBI SO VIAK1' IXrtBINCI, UlirCHARCI ARI TMf LOWEST. Si'iul iuihIl'Ii l'ituor iki'lrh (or exrt wmvh and tree ruporl on paU-litabMty. INFRINGEMENT Wit. CUilcluuUli bulore all court. IHlmu olMnnl throiwh . OVI TIlfD and SOLO, frro. THAO.MK, PEN SIONS and COPYRIOrlTS quickly otilalnod. Opposite U. 8. Patent Offlpe, WASHINGTON, D, O. fvvjvY r aim ,w m i i i n - U x y " are the products of more than 30 years' experience. Three brands 76 Special Motor Power Without Carbon Wararlir gaiolinea are all raflned, dlitllled and treated contain no "natural" lanolin., which are crude and unrefined and which carry the maximum of carbon-producing element, Waverly OU Works Co.,Plttsbnrg,Pa. Independent Refiners . Maktn of Wavrly Special Auto Oil Pennsylvania Railroad POPULAR ONE-DAY EXCURSION TO Oil City and Titusville. Sunday, June 2, 1912. SPECIAL TRAIN Train Leaves. Fare. Glailfl 0 43 am $i 00 Strutbers 40 " 1 00 Warren 9.53 " 1 00 Irvineton 10 05 " 1 1 00 Tidioute 10.S0 ' 75 Train Leaves. West Hickory 10 40 am Tlonesta 10.50 " Oil City Ar. 11.32 " Titusville Ar. 12 20 pm Fare f0 75 75 Returning Special Train leaves Titosville 8.00 p. m , Oil City 8 40 p. ni. Tickets will be accepted for pannage UOINO and RETURNING only on SPECIAL TRAIN on day of Excuritiou. linkage will not be cheeked. Cbildreu, between 5 aud 12 years of age, ball tare. Shop Here At Our Expense. TIO.M.STl IWTHOXS are allowed Car Fare one way on $10 00 Purchases. On $1 5.60 l'urohaies Hound Trip Car Fare i:I.: 1YOK 1MTIIOXN are allowed Car Fare one way on $10.00 Purchases. On $20.00 Purchases Round Trip Car Fare. That biings this $50,000.00 stock of Dry Giods, MillfWy, Cloaks and Suits to your very door and enables you to shopre with as great economy as though you actually lived right here in Oil City. The Kinter Co. Oil City, Pa. Pennsylvania Railroad IMPROVED TRAIN SERVICE BETWEEN Oil City and Warren Beginning May 26, 1912. NORTHWAED, WEEK-DAYS SUNDAYS 31 33 29 " 31 033 Pittsburgh . Lnare Oil City Slverly Hack mere Watnut Bend.. Oleopnlis., Henry's Bend . Eagle Rock , Preaident Raum , H nntflr Tioiiusta ., Jamison ., Paw son Knn.... Weat Hickory Trunkeyville .. Tidioute Magee Cnbham Thompson . Irvinetoo .. Warren Arrive P M 10 4.- A M 7 00 7 03 7 10 f 7 10 f 7 2l "f 7 23 7 28 f 7 32 f 730 f 7 41 7 48 f 7 51 f 7 55 8 02 8 00 8 20" f 8 20 f 8 30 r 830 8 50 13 A M A M 9 00 V M 2 45 2 4X 2 65 3 01 3 06 "3 09 3 14 3 17 3 21 3 2(i 3 33 3 36 3 40 3 47 3 55 4 07 " 4 15 4 19 4 25 4 39 4 62 P M P M 1 10 P M 5 15 I n in i 6 25 ! 6 31 5 30 : 5 39 ' 5 41 5 47 ! 5 61 ! 5 fi'l ! 0 03 (1 00 H 10 6 17 0 24 0 35 0 41 0 45 0 61 7 05 7 15 P M P M 10 5 A M 7 00 7 03 7 10 7 10 7 21 ' 7 23 7 28 7 32 7 3(1 7 41 '7 48" 7 51 J1 55 8 02 8 09 8 20 8 20 8 30 8 30 8 50 9 13 A M A M 9 00 2(10 2 03 2 10 2 10 2 21 a 24 2 29 2 32 2 311 241 2 48 2 61 2 65 3 02 3 09 3'2l"i 3 28 3 32 8 38 3 52 4 02 P M SOUTHWARD. WEEK-DAYS SUNDAYS 30 32 34 932 34 Leave A M A M P M i . P M P M 6 00 9 50 7 38 4 27 7 30 0 10 10 02 7 59 4 37 7 f.9 f 6 22 f 10 14 f 8 12 f 4 49 f 8 12 t 2rt ' f 10 18 f 8 10 I f 4 53 f 8 1(1 f fi 30 f 10 22 r 8 20 f 4 57 f 8 20 6 38 10 31 8 29 6 00 8 29 6 47 10 40 .8 19 ! f 6 15 65 10 48 8 47 ! 6 22 f rt.19 f 10 62 f 8 51 f 5 20 I 7 01 r 10 61 r 8 55 r 5 29 J 7 08 11 01 9 02 5 30 f 7 13 I II IMS r 9 07 ! f 6 41 f 7 17 f 11 10 f 0 11 j f 5 45 f 7 21 f 11 14 I 9 15 f 6 49 7 20 11 17 9 18 i I 5 52 f 7 33 f 1122 f 9 23 f 5 60 1 7 35 I 1125 f 9 20 1 fS I f9 f 7 40 f 11 29 f 9 31 f 0 03 7 47 11 38 0 40 6 12 7 54 IHa !M8 0 19 8 00 1 1 50 53 6 25 A M AM P M p M 12 35 5 4u 7 52 Arrive P M r M A M Warren , Irvineton , Thompson lloliham Ma gee Tidioute. Trunkevville Weat Hickory Dawson Kun. Jamison Tinnanta. lluuter ISaum President Eagle Rock Hnnrv's Bund OleoDolia Walnut Bnnd Rock mere Slverly Oil City Fltlaburgt 8: 847 f 851 f 8 65 9 02 f 9(17 r 9 II f D15 0 18 Ml 23 1 9 20 I 9 31 9 40 9 48 9 63 P M 7 62 A M f Stops enly on signal or notice to agent or conductor. Convenient Commutation Service between Oil City anl points along the beautiful Allegheny Itiver. . . A' 1- i