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Justices of the Peace C. A. Randall, D. W. Clark. Gouncitmen. J. W. Landers, J. T. Dale, O, It. ltobliiHon, Wui. Smearbaugh, It. J. Hopkins, U. F. Watson, A. 15. Kelly. Constable L. L. Zuver. Collector W. H. Hood. School Directors Vi . O. Imel, J. K. Dark, 8. M. Henry, (J. Jainieson, 1). 11. Blum. FOREST COUNTY OFFICERS. Member of Congress V. M. Hpeer. Member of Senate J. K. P. Hall. Assembly W. J. Campbell, President Judge W. U. Hinckley. Associate Jwlges Samuel Aul, Joseph M. Morgan. Prothimotary, Register t Recorder, te, -8. K. Maxwell. Sheriff Win. H. Hood. Treasurer W. H. B razee. Commissioners Win. H. Harrison, J. C. Noowden, II. H. McClellan. District Attorney V. A. Carrlnger. Jury Commissioners 1 '. li. Eden, A.M. Moore. tbroner Dr. M. C Kerr. County Auditors-(iarM H. Warden, A. C. Ureiu and 8. V. .Shields. County Purveyor Roy 8. Brsden. County Superintendent J. O. Carson, Keaular Term. f . Fourth Monday of February. Third Monday of May, Fourth Monday of September. Third Monday of November. Regular Meeting of County Commis sioners 1st and 3d Tuesdays of month. Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:46 a. ui. t M. K. Sabbath School at 10:00 a. in. Preaching in M. E. Church every Sab bath evenimr by Kev. W.S. Burton. Preaching in the F. M. Church every Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Kev. O. A. Garrett, Pastor. Preaching in the Presbvterlan church everv Nabhatu at 11:00 a. ni. and 7:30 p. in. Rev. II. A. Bailey, Pastor. The regular meetings of the W. C. T. U. are held at the headquarters on the second and fourtn Tuesdays of each nicntb. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. 'TM'.NKSTA LODUE, No. 369, 1. 0. 0. F. 1 Ments every Tuesday evening, in Odd Follows' Hall, Partridge building. CAPT. OEOKOE STOW POST, No. 274 O. A. R. Meets 1st Tuesday after noon of each uioulb at 3 o'clock. CAPT. OF.ORQE STOW CORPS, No. 137, W. K. C, meets first and third Wednesday evening of each month. F. niTCHEV, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ' Tionesta, Pa. MA. CARRINOER. Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law. Ollice over Forest County National Bunk Building, TIONESTA, PA. CURTIS M. 8HAWKEY, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Warren, Pa. Practice in Forest Co. AO BROWN, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. Ollice In Arner Building, Cor. Elm and Bridge Sts., Tionesta, Pa. FRANK 8. HUNTER, D. D. S. Rooms over CitUens Nat. Bank, TIONESTA, PA. DR. F.J. BOVARD, Physician A Surgeon, TIONESTA, PA. Eves Tested and Glasses Fitted. D R. J. B..SIUGINS, Physician and Nurgeon, OIL CITY, PA, HOTEL WEAVER. J. B. PIERCE, Propriotor. Modern and up-to-date in all its ap pointments. Every convenience and conilort provided for the traveling public. pENTRAL HOUSE, - K. A. FU LTON, Proprietor. Tionsela, Pa. This is the most centrally located hotel in the place, and has all the modern improvements. No pains will be spared to make It a pleasant stopping place lor the traveling public pHlL. EMERT FANCY BOOT A SHOEMAKER. Shop over K. L- Haslet's grocery store Qti Klin street. Is prepared to do all Kinds of custom work from the finest to the coarsest and guarantees his work to give perfect satisfaction. Prompt atten tion given to mending, and prices rea sonable. Fred. Orettcnbergor GENERAL BLACKSMITH & MACHINIST. All work nertalninsr to Machinery . En gines, Oil Well Tools, Gas or Water Fit tings and wenerai rsiacKsni nuing prom in Iv done at Low Rates. Repairing Mill Machinery given special attention, and satistactiou guaranteed. Shop in rear of and (list west of the fcuaw llouse, Tiuioute, ra. Your patronage solicited. FRED. GRETTENBERGER THE TIONESTA Can supply your wants in such staple lines as Hand Painted Chins, Japan ese China, Decorated Glassware, and l'laiu Bud Fancy Dishes, Candy, as wpll as other lines too numerous to mention. Time to Think of Paint & Paper, Before you plan vour spring work in painting and papering let us give you our estimates on the complete job. satisfaction guaranteed. G. F. RODDA, Next Door to the Fruit Store, Elm btreet, lioncsta, l'a. LEVEE BREAKS AT PANTHERJOREST Two Hundred Square Miles ol Planiations Flooded. RAILROADS OUT OF BUSINESS Territory Swept by Waters Has a Farming Population of 22,000 Low er Mississippi Valley Feeling Effects of the Forward Tl.. Greenville, Miss. The Mississippi River levee at Panther ForeBt, nine toen mllt'B above Greenville, on tli Arkansas Bhore, gave way, and the water found is way over 200 square miles of rich farming lands and sev eral prosperous towns toward the Tensus and Arkansas rivers. Sixty townships in Chicot, East Ashley, Drew and Desha counties in Arkansas and East Carroll parish, La., were in undated. Lake Village, with a popu lation of 1,500, is the most importanl town in the water's path. So fai there has been no loss of life. The territory inundated 1b thlckl) populated and the water's sweep has t wide range. Chicot county, whict will be covered, has a population ol 22,000. A break Is also reported In the Ar ansas River near Red Fork, on the northern boundary of Chicot county The water flooded the environs of Ar kansas City. The waters of the twe crevasses Joined. Reports from several other points south of this city are not encouraging A heavy rain and wind storm ham pered the work of those fighting back the flood and beat tho water lute waves against the banks. With a roar and a crash that could be heard for a mile the levee at Alsa tia broke and opened a way for a stream of water that swept everything before it. The levee where the ere vasBe occurred Is about 22 feet is height and was apparently Bound. Tho break put tho Vlcksburg Shreveport and Pacific and the Mem phis, Helena and Louisiana railroads out of business, flooded the towns o) Tallulah and RooBevelt and submerged some of the largest and most fertile plantations in the State. The crevasse will be the moBt disas trous that has occurred In the State since the great Holly Brook break ir 1903. The Holly Brook crevasse waf in the same part of the Slate. The loss to live Btock is expected to be the greatest in the history of Louisiana. Many women are leaving the towni of Luxora and Osceola, as breaks at these pouts have been expected. The pien remain to light the water thai threatens (he leyee and their proper ly, th garden spot of Arkansas, CLARA BARTON DEAD. Aaed Founder of the National Red Cross Explrfs Suddenly. Washington. Miss Clara Barton, founder of tfce American Red Cross Society and one of the best known wo men in the world, died at her home at Glen Echo, Md., after a lingering ill ness. Miss Barton was past 90 years of nge. The body was taken to Ox ford, Mass., her former home, for In terment. m v - 3-1 MISS CLARA BARTON, Founder and First President of the American National Red Crosa . Society. At her bedside when she died was her nephew, Stephen Burton of Bos ton, who had been visiting her. Clara Barton, whose twenty-three years of ollice as president of the Red Cross In this country ended in 1904, was born in North Oxford, Worcester county, Mass., on Christmas Day of 1821. Her name was known wherever, famine or war or disaster visited the people of a country, from Armenia tq Cuba, from Russia to tho United States. MAY NOT REGISTER WOMEN, Test Case in New Jersey Decided. Against Suffragette. Trenton, N. J. A decision of the Supreme Court, written by Justice Knllsch, was filed dismissing an appli cation for a writ of mandamus to com pel an election board in .Morris county to register MIub Harriet r , rarpenter of I'assaic township bo that she could lake part In the election next fall. The Supreme Court holds that the laws refusing to permit women to vote are constitutional. BE... 4 RICH MAN SLAIN ON JAGGED ROCKS AT SIDE OF AGED CAPITALIST'S BODY FOUND . LYNN BOULEVARD. SIX STEEL BULLET WOUNDS Boy Saw Him with Woman Police Believe Aged Man Was Shot in Carriage, but Are at Sea aa tc Murderer's Motive. Lynn, Mass., April 13. George E Marsh, wealthy president of the George E. Marsh Soap Manufacturing Company, whose body, showing wounds made by five steel pointed bullets, was found lying on the rocky embankment of the Point of Pines Boulevard, was murdered while riding in a carriage, according to the theory adopted by the police. Chief of Police Thomas M. Burckes admitted that the myBtery presented many baffling features, and that there was little, if any, prospect of an immediate arrest. Mr. Marsh was seventy-one years old and in feeble health. He is known to have been in the business section ol the city and was seen to board an elec tric car bound toward his home. The police say he alighted from the car at Essex and Chatham streets, near hie residence, and was last seen, so far as is known, in Chatham street about 6.30 p. m. "The police are completely at sea," said Chief Burckes. "I am satisfied that it is a case of murder, and thai the pistol shots were fired in some kind of a vehicle, supposedly a car riage, and that the tragedy occurred between 9 and 10 o'clock at night After the shooting the body was tak en, I believe, to Sea street extension, which Is the state highway between Lynn and Revere, and was thrown over the fence, landing where it was found." All theories as to the motive for the crime have failed to develop satisfac torlly. Money and a gold watch were found on the body, indicating that rob bery was not the motive. Mr. Marsh is not known to have had trouble with any one, or to have hac any enemies. He had not owned an automobile or a horse and buggy foi several years. There is a theory that the aged man went to his unoccupied refining works on the West Lynn marshes, and there encountered thieves, who shot him; but little evidence to sustain this the ory has been found. From Harold D. Cummings, a boy whose home is next to the Marsh resi dence, the police have learned thai just before 6 o'clock he saw Mr Marsh riding In a carriage withar elderly woman on Ireson avenue, neai his home, The police theory la that Mr. Marsh had met the woman by appointment LOUISIANA LEVEE BREAKS Putt Two Railroads Out of Business and Floods Towns of Roose velt and Tallulah. New Orleans, April 13. A greai break in the leves that Inundated thousands of square miles in north eastern Louisiana and flooded the en tire Tensas River basin, comprising several parishes, occurred In east Car roll Parish, on the west bank of the Mississippi River at Alsatla. The stream of water swept everything be fore It. The break put the Vicksburg Shreveport ft Pacifio and the Mem phis, Helena & Louisiana railroads out of business, flooded the towns of Tal lqlah and Roosevelt, and submergec some of the largest and most fertile plantations in the state. Water from another great break, at Miller's Bend many miles above, is pouring into Arkansas a second grea' flood, the waters of which will mingle with the one from the Alsatla break. Roosevelt, built upon very low ground, will be practically wiped out The town has 400 inhabitants. Tallu lah, much larger, suffered severely. DISSOLVE HARVESTER TRUST Corporation That Has Been Under Fire For Yeara Capitulates to Government. Washington, April 13. Attorney General Wlckersham and the Harvest er Trust attorneys, Messrs. Bancroft and Wilson, have reached an agree ment for a voluntary dissolution of the $200,000,000 trust. Neither Wlckersham nor the trust attorneys would make known tht terms of the plan, hut is is understood that the parent body Is to he divided. Into six corporations. BARS WEAPONS IN CAPITAL House Passes Bill Forbidding Wash Ingtonlant to Carry Any. Washington, April 13. Citizens ol this town who carry any deadly wea pon hereafter will be liable to a peni tentiary sentence or fine, or both, by the terms of a bill passed in the House. Representative Madden of Illinois proposod an amendment to cause all capital policemen to hold up visitors to Washington and search them for weapons. It was quickly passed, but later withdrawn. MADE ALMOST CLLW SWEEP Roosevelt Gets Nearly All the National Delegates RESULTS IN PENNSYLVANIA Thirtyseven of Thirty-eight in State Convention His Friends Dalzell Is Defeated "We Hit Them Middling Hard." Philadelphia, Pa Colonel Roose velt's made a sweeping victory in Pennsylvania at Saturday's primary election. Incomplete returns from every dis trict give the former president 05 ot the State's 76 delegates in the Repub lican national convention, and later returns may carry the figures to 67 Colonel Roosevelt won 53 of the 64 district national delegates and his fol lowers elected enough delegates to the State convention to give them control of that body. The State con vention will name 12 delegates-at-large. Governor Woodrow Wilson of New Jersey, who had no organized opposi tion, will have 74 of the 76 delegates from Pennsylvania in the Democratic national convention. Politicians look on the triumph of Colonel Roosevelt with astonishment. The supporters of the former presi dent were without a state organiza tion or without an organization in many of the 32 congressional districts. The regular Republican organiza tion headed by Vnited States Senator Boles Penrose, which has withstool the fury of many a political storm, re ceived a crushing defeat in tbe loss of control of the State convention. It is the first time in the present gener ation that it has lost control of that body. The significance of the Roosevelt vitftory can be realized when It Is re membered that the delegates in con trol of the State convention have the power to select the State chairman and under the party rules the dele gales the national convention elects the national commiteeman. Henry K. Walton is State chairman and Senator Penrose is national com mittee man. It is said by a promi nent member of the State committee that some of the Roosevelt delegates ejected to the State convention are regular organization men, who while voting for Roosevelt delegates, will still itnnd by the State organization. The vote polled was light. In some districts it did not go much over 50 per cent of the vote at the last general election. Colonel Roosevelt is said to have received his heaviest vote from the reform element repre sented by the Keystone party, which succeeded In electing a reform mayor in Philadelphia hiBt year. Another element of strength of the Rooseelt forces was the 170,000 Idle anthracite miners among whom the former president ran strong. Among those who escaped the Roosevelt storm were John Wanamak er and E. T. Stotesbury, who were elected as Taft delegates in the sec ond district. Roosevelt made a clean sweep In Allegheny county. The eight nation al delegates will go to the Chicago convention pledged to him. Of the 38 state delegates, at least 37 of them will support delegates-at-large to Uie national convention friendly to the Colonel. The defeat of Congressional John Da'zrill is practically conceded by his friends. The Indications are that M. Clyde Kelly has won the seat held for 13 years terms by Mr. Dalzell. His majority will range from 300 to 500. MAY NOT PLAY AGAIN. Cub Manager Chance Has Old Trou ble With His Head Once More. Cincinnati, O Frank Chance play ed his last game as a regular Cub Sat urday and it is not likely he will ever appear in a game again except In a desperate emergency. Chance be lieves his active career on the dia mond ended after 12 years of bril liant and honorable conection with the game as a great player. The heat of mid-summer, which greeted tho opening games here, brought on Chance's old trouble with his head. It was particularly seri ous Saturday, the manager suffering with a terrific headache and deciding to take the warning before it was too late. The trouble is caused, phy sicians say, by the repeated blows Chance has received on the head from pitched ballB. He was obliged to stop playing on account of his Bevere headaches early last season, but did not give up until he collapsed on the playing field at Cincinnati during pre liminary practice. Lake Erie Has Big Tidal Wave. Cleveland, O. An immense tidal wave that swept the southern shore Of Uike IC:ie Saturday night at Ash tabula. Tbe steamer Sahara of Duluth was swept from her moorings and thrown against the Sohoonrmlier, the largest freighter on the lakes, smash jug the Sohoonmaker's light upper works. At Pninesvlllo Ice was wash ed (iOO feet back up the river and large Iceburgs were observed out in the lake- Odd Charge Against Woman. St. .Marys, (). Mrs. James Wlrick ot this place, who has been living apart from her husband lor some time, went to Quincy and, according to the hns band's charge, entered his home without him knowing it. He caused her arrest on a charge of housebreak ing. Warren Hotel Changes Hands. Warren, Pa.- Hobcrt Gunsky, a Jewish Junk dealer, has bought the (Undo house here for $6,000. The property will lie leased to an expeo ienced hotelman. COMMISSION MEETS AND DISCUSSES LAWS PERTAIN ING TO FACTORY INSPECTION BEFORE COMMISSION. Dairy and Food Commissioner Foust Arrests More Violators of Pure Food Law Measles Prev alent Over State. Harrisburg. The state industrial tccidents commission, named by the sovernor several months ago to frame in employers' liability bill to be pre tented to the next legislature, held ts first hearing here and obtained lie views of state officials as to the ihanges necessary in the present stat ites governing protection to workers. The commission held only one sea lion and thrn adjourned, it being the Jlan to meet in Philadelphia on April !2 and then darft a tentative bill, ivhlch will be made public and on A'hlch opportunity to be heard will De given late in the year in Philadel phia, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg, Wilkes aarre, Williamsport, Erie and other daces. The commission hopes to ;omplete its work In November and ;he final series of hearings are ex pected to be attended by many men .nterested in Industries. Ask Candidates to Back Bill. Many of the candidates for the state egislature have been sounded as to ;helr stand on the proposed resident maters' license bill, which is urged )y various sportsmen's organizations .hroughout Pennsylvania. Most of the western Pennsylvania candidates, It s said, have pledged their support to .he measure. The proposed statute calls for a Hinting license of $1 a year, exempt n g farmers and tenants hunting on heir own lands. Licenses are to be Bsued to any resident citizen by the :ounty prothonotary for $1 or by a lotary public for $1.25, and all license 'ees are to be used solely for wild bird ind game protection, for the propaga .ion of game and the payment of wunties. The penalty, under the bill, s to be $20 for each day of hunting without a license. More Arrests by Foust. Some unusual prosecutions for vlo ation of the state's pure food laws ippear on the lists of the state dairy nd food division for the last week, ndicating that numerous lines are peing gone into as well as dried fruits, :ondlments, meats and various food products. In one case a produce lealer was arrested for selling pota ;oes 4hat were bo bad that they were jnfit for food, the lot having been epresented as good all the way .hrough. In another Instance an jgent caiiBed the arrest of a grocer who sold datos covered with mould, while two suits were brought in coun ties wide apart for selling rotten ipples. The commissioner has taken :he position that vegetbles and fruits is well as fish come under his Juris llction and that when they are offered is unfit for eating or cooking arrests will be made. "A Measles Year." An unuBual amount of measles Is prevalent in Pennsylvania at present, iccording to reports received at the state department of health, and In many towns health officers are strict ly enforcing the quarantines pre jcribed by the laws. This Is what is Hyled "a measles year" by the offl ;ers In charge of .the reports, and there are very few counties free from the disease. In some cities cases have Oeen reported by hundreds, notably in central Pennsylvania, and at re quest of local authorities the state Dfflcers are co-operating in handling matters. Inspecting Guards. Harrisburg. Kxcellent progress in the spring Inspections of the national guard is reported at the state capltol by the Inspection officers of the four brigades, who have started on their annual round of the organizations. In a number of Instances the men and stores were found to be in excellent trim, thanks to the training they had gone through preparatory to the In spection by the regular army officers last month. The Inspections will be completed before June and then preparations for the annual encampment will begin. While no place has been designated and will not be for some time, opinion seems to incline toward the selection of Gettysburg as the probable place for the three brigades and auxiliaries not camping with the regulars at Mt. Gretna to go under canvas. Against Baseball Gambling. Betting on the results of baseball games in Pennsylvania Is to be stamped out in order to save the na tional game from the odium that is attached to horse racing where pool Belling prevails, according to Gov ernor Tener. If gambling in cigar stores and other places whore scores are posted is not stopped as effective ly as the authorities have stopped open betting on tho fields, a dniBtlc bill will probably be drawn up for pre sentation at the nt Nsloa of the legislature. THEN THEY WERE MARRIED Millionaire Produces Morocco Cass That Has Startling Effect on Cho rus Girl's Hearing. "It isn't true that every beautiful chorus girl is mercenary," said George M. Cohan, the brilliant young actor playwright of New York; "but It is certainly true that some chorus girln are. "I know an aged millionaire who laid his heart at the feet of one of the most beautiful chorus girls who ever trod the Great White Way. But the girl' received those protestations of devotion coldly. " 'Are you deaf to my suit?' the poor old fellow groaned. "'Yes, I am,' said the chorus girl, and she laughed coldly. "Then the millionaire took from the packet of his frock coat a black mo rocco case. He sprung the gold clasp; the lid flew back; within, on a bed of black satin, glittered a necklace of huge diamonds. The chorus girl gave a little, breathless cry. The necklace seemed alive. It seemed, on Its black satin bed, a thing of pure fire that writhed and glowed and trembled, con tinually emitting the clearest rays. " 'Are you still deaf?' asked the mil lionaire. "'Ah, no, Blghed the chorus glrL 'Ah, no; I am not stone deaf."' MOTHERCRAFT TO BE TAUGHT 6chool In New York Will Give Pre natal and Postnatal Instruc tion to Mothers. Miss Mary L. Read has been chosen as director of the motherhood school which Is soon to be opened in New York city. The name of the institu tion Is the New York School of Moth ercraft. It la to be on the West Side. Resides classes and lectureB at the school there will be prenatal and post natal Instruction for mothers In their homes. There will be a selected li brary and public reading room and a public information bureau for prob lems relating to the family, marriage and eugenics as well as the care and training of children In the home. The school Is to be worked in co-operation with well-known physicians, educa tors, sociologists, club women and mothers. Miss Read is a graduate of Teachers college, Columbia university, and spent some time as a special student In Clark university and the University of Chicago. She was the organizer of the home committee's ex hibit In the New York Child Welfare exhibit, held last winter. Famous Bride's Petticoat. A cambric petticoat, yellow with age and trimmed in fine crocheted edging and insertion, holds the record of hav ing been 55 years in one family and of having served 18 brides as the "some thing old" which every maid must wear to the nuptial altar. This petti coat was made 56 years ago by Nancy Emma Stroud of Atlanta, Ga., who wore it to the altar when she became the bride of Aaron Nunnally of the same city. Even before forming part of her nuptial attire it was famous, for Mrs. Nunnally made it when she was a pupil of the Baptist college in Madison, Ga., and It took the prize not anly for the exquisite needlework, but also for the fine and excellent quality of the hand-made lace. Less than a year afterward a younger sister was married and the petticoat was loaned. Sixteen other brides have worn the Stroud petticoat and It has been sent recently to form part of the bridal finery of Mrs. Stroud's granddaughter, Miss Rose Belle Hines of McKinney, Tex. Knighthood for Women. It Is not at all well known that knighthood has constantly been con ferred upon women. Many English ladies received the accolnde and mnny more were members of such knightly orders as the Garter and St. John. When Mary Cholmondeley, "the bold lady of Cheshire," was knighted by Elizabeth for "her valiant ad dress" on the queen taking the com ninnd at the threatened invasion by Spain, did she know that a whole city of Spanish women, the gallant women of Tortosa, had been knighted for saving that city from the Moors? Mary and Elizabeth had both been knighted at their coronation; hut by the time Anne, the second Mary, and Victoria ascended the throne it had been quite forgotten that according to English law and use a woman who filled a man's office acquired all Its privileges find was immune from none of its duties. Partridge Berries. "One of the most satisfactory orna ments for the center of your dinner table is a glass jar or bowl filled with the growing plant of the part ridge berry," said a New Yorker who Just has returned from a visit to her former Vermont home. "The bright red of the berry against the green moss and the green foliage of the plant Is always attractive and looks cheerful. A bowl of these berries on their delicate vines, carefully planted in well moistened moss and kept cov ered, will last all winter and need no further attention. The partridge ber ry Is native to both Vermont nnd New York. Keep this In mind during your next ramble In the woods." Why They Killed the Calf. The prodigal son was coining up the road. "Hurry and killed the fatted calf!" said his father. "You remember that the boy always was fond of cblckeU potpie." Judge. HOGS ARE SMART ANIMALS instance of Their Intelligence Ob served by an Easterner Travel ing Through the South. "A hog hns a lot more sense than people give the average hog credit for or at least a razorback hog has," remarked an easterner who travels through the south. "Here's some thing that impressed me: At a little southern town or village I went hrough some time ago, a small boy boarded the train with sandwiches that he was selling, for there was no eating place and the train reached that point at about the noon hour. I bought two sandwiches. "By the time the train was at the outskirts of the little town, I found that tbe sandwiches Instead of being made with ham in the interior, con tained only some Bllces of turnip. Of course I threw mine away as soon as I found that out. Other passengers 'aised the windows to throw theirs out at about the same time I noticed. And right at the point where most of the sandwiches were thrown out, I saw a drove of razorback hogs ready to gobble them up. "The conductor told me that the hogs had learned Just how far the train would go every morning before the passengers would find the turnips In the sandwiches and then throw the sandwiches away. And he said the hogs wouldn't miss the right place by more than a couple of yards." SAINT FOR THE JOURNALISTS Pope Pius IX. Fifty Years Ago, Se lected St. Francis De Sales as Their Patron. It will be news to many journalists to learn that they have an officially selected patron saint. But the Man chester Guardian points out that they have, and have had for tbe last fifty years. Pius IX., at the request of a number of continental journalists, Is sued a decree on the point. He res ommended Journalists to seek the help of St. Francis de Sales, whose body has just lately been transferred, with great pomp and amidst popular re joicing, to a new church at Annecy, In Savoy, his native place. The choice, our contemporary thinks, was an apt one, for St. Francis was a man of let ters. His famous work, "The Devout Lite," is still popular, "no doubt be cause of the lightness of touch with which It is written and the unerring journalistic instinct (if one may put it so In writing of the work of a aaint) with which ho compels atten tion to serious questions by the skill ful use of aNecdote and illustration." Westminster Gazette. Cruelty to Animals. During the discussion of the dif ference between the high cost of liv ing and the cost of high living at the Curbstone club the ancient carpenter vouchsafed the following: "It Just seems like everything conspires to make things harder for a man when prices are high. Now, for Instance, ( know that all of my hens Intention ally stop laying when eggs are worth their weight In gold JtiBt when they ought to do their very best!" "Smoke up! Your pipe's going out!" sarcastically exclaimed the real es tate man. "Fact," continue, 1 the ancient car penter. "But I fooled the critters. I got a sign painted with words, 'Eggs 10 cents a dozen,' and hung It In the coop. Now the hens are laying two and three eggs every day, and some of them are even working nights." Youngstown Telegraph. Now the Machine Sermon. The only ceremony at the funeral of a school tencher In an Austrian vil lage was the rendition by a talking machine of the hymn "Eine Feste Utirg," as sung by a chorus of male voices. The Incident gave an enter prising firm an Idea. They now, ac cording to a circular which has been distributed In tho rural districts, are "prepared to furnish for funerals good and appropriate music, either solo, duet or chorus. Our large list Includes universal as well as strictly church music." In discussing this enterprise a Vienna paper says that the "mnchlno sermon" hns already been Introduced, and In conjunction with the "machine music" will make old methods useless. "The talking machine sermon," says the humorist, "has at least tlieso good points It nr.ift be short and the machine does aot weep." Lighted Him Home. Two friends who lived In the coun try were In the habit of dining fre rpicntly with one another. One day lack received nn Invitation from lames to dine with him at the usual lour In the evening. As It happened t was an extremely dark night, nnd lack took a stable lantern to enable aim" to see the way clearly. In due ;ourse ho arrived quite safely at lames's residence, and they dined ex :eedlngly well, but certainly not A-Isely. The next morning Jack received a lote from James to this effect: "Dear lack, herewith find your stable lan .ern. Please return my parrot and ;age." Her Fortune. Miss Ivy Drayton Hodge, one of the ecll known women drummers of the vest, at a commercial travelers' ban iuet In Chicago, responded to a toast rlth these words: "A woman's face Is said to be her ortune. In the girl drummer's case, .owever, it's her cheek."