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YOUNG LAD POISONED Dies In Agony After Drinking Oil of Wintergreen. Boy Found the Bottle of Oil on the Shelf and After He Had Tasted of It Drank All There Was In the Bot tle Doctor Was 8ummoned, but His Efforts Proved Unavailing and the Little Fellow Died Other News Items. George Barnard, the three-year-old on of T. E. Barnard, who resides In Mt. Morris, N. Y., died Saturday morn: ing from the effects of drinking a quantity of oil of wintergreen. The little boy was playing In the house with his brother and sister Fri day evening while his mother was busy in another part of the home. He found a bottle of oil on a shelf and nfter he had tasted of it drank all there was in the bottle. He was immediately taken with cramps In the stomach and Dr. G. C. Flsk was hurriedly called. Everything possible was done for the youngster, hut he had drunk so much of the oil that medical aid was of no avail. Ho died after Buffering great pain during the night. BARLEY AND FLAX Canadians Plant Enormous Acreage In Anticipation of Reciprocity Aflreement Becoming a Law. The Dominion Immigration depart ment has Just Issued an official state ment based upon the reports of its agents In the prairie provinces, show ing that the farmers of those prov inces, In anticipation of the reciproci ty agreement becoming law, planted an enormous crop of barley and flax this year and will be prepared to export greit quantities of flaxseed and bar ley to the United States this fall, if the government Is returned to power and reciprocity goes through parlia ment. The barley acreage in Sas katchewan and Manitoba Is 1,2000,000 acres, or an estimate of 36,000,000 bushels, while the flax acreage in Sas katchewan Is 700,000 acres, with an estimated yield of 8,410,000 bushels. The- exportable surplus of flaxseed will be seven and a half million bushels. AGED FARMER DROPS DEAD Thought His Wife Had Been Struck by a Passenger Train. Oscar Fox. an aged farmor, living In Dnnubo, near Little Falls, N. Y, dropped dead an the result of fright at a moment when he thought Us wife had been struck by a West Shore train. Fox, with his wife, was attempting to drive their cows from the railroad tracks, where they had wandered from the pasture. He was on one side of the tracks and his wife on the other. They heard the oncoming train and their efforts to iret the animals out of danger were rewarded as the train ap proached. But In the excitement the aged woman fell. It seemed to her husband on the opposite sjde she had fallen In front of the train. In his frantic efforts to reach her he was stricken with heart failure and toppled over dead. His wife was unharmed. "Dips" Reap a Harvest at Hornetl. With the 22,000 visitors In Hornell attending the fair, thieves reaped a harvest. Among the losses reported were: H. D. Maxon of Fresno, Cal., $50, which was taken from his pocket as he was alighting from a Buffalo train nt the Erie depot. Whlla mingling with the Mg crowd at the fair grounds William Robblns of Greenwood, was touched for $43. Elmer Ferry of Al mond, mourns the loss of $110; Will iam Dohcrty was robbed of $C0, and a dozen others have reported losses ranging from $-r to $20. Arrested For Toting Gun. The first arrest under the new law, regulating the carrying of weapons, was made at Hornell, N. Y., Sunday when the police picked up Edwin Han fccom, 15 years old. who ran away from his homo in Elmlra. Patrolman Bailey saw the boy lounging about the streets with his hip pocket bulg ing out In a suspicious manner. He searched the boy and found a 32-call-ber revolver. The boy was locked up. He declines to state where he got the gun and what he intended to do with it. Have Developed Smallpox. Three cases of smallpox have devel oped In the town of Rexvlle and It was learned that thousands of people who visited the Hornell fair were ex posed during the week.' Following their return from the fair two mem bers of the Smith family and one of the Slocum. fan.Ily of Rexvllle were taken seriously 111. Dr. Bennett, the health officer, finds they are Buffering from smallpox. Shot at Woman Storekeeper. Because Mrs. Blols, whose husband conducts a store In Wellsboro, Pa., would not opm It up Saturday night to sell a man named Stryker from Muicb Creek a sack of peanuts, he drew a re volver and fired at her, narrowly miss ing his mark. He Is under arrest, charged with attempt to kill. He had been drinking at the time. FRANK GOTCH: Victor In Great Wrestling Match In Two Straight Falls. 1 LIGHTING COMPANY SOLD Madison County Gas and Electric Company Bought In Bankruptcy Proceedings. The Madison Countv Gas and Elec tric company was sold in bankruptcy proceedings last week at the" court house In Swampsville, N. Y., for $125, KOO to Charles H. Tyler of Boston, representing the RoBton bond holders' committee of the Hudson Hiver Water Power company, of which the Madison County company was a subsidiary con cern. The sale was conducted by Senator Harvey D. HInman of BInghamton aa special master, having beoti appointed by Judge Ray. The property consists of gas and electric lighting systems In Oneida and the electric system in Canastoia. The sale closes the affairs of the Hudson River Water Power company. The other properties In Saratoga and adjoining counties were sold ear lier in the week at Itallston Springs for $",500,000-and bid In for the same committee. TROUT SEASON CLOSED Anglers Report Fishing For Speckled Beauties Ve-y Poor Thla Year. The season during which trout can be legally taken from the waters of New York state came to an end Fri day night and the speckled beauties will now be under the protection of the law until next April. "As a rule anulers who have been out In quest of trout this year have been disappointed, as they found the fishing very poor. The open Boason In the Adirnmlacks for deer hunting is from Sept. 16 to Oct. 31. ' Aviator Dashed to Death, . John J. Friable, wellknown aa a parachute jumper and as an avi ator, was killed at Norton, Kan., when his aeroplane dashed 100 feet to ewrth at ths fair grounds. Frisble is t,he 17th aviator to lose his life since flying In heavler-than-alr ma chines began. Of this number 10 have been killed In the United Sta'es. The hissing and Jeering of an Impa tient crowd of spectators, it may be said, drove Frisble to his death. Two Suffocated In Sewer, Rexford P. Lyon and Oliver K. Har wood, civil engineers, were suffocated in the Eewer In Syracuse. Their deaths occurred at the corner of South Clinton and Clfford streets. The two men went into the sewer to make measurements. While there .they were overcome by gas and died before assistance could reach them. Child Scalded to Death. Theodore Kublak, three years old, was playing In the kitchen of Mrs. Krelmmel. next door to his mothers house In North Olean, N. Y. He back ed into a washbniler of scalding water standing on the floor. The shrieks of the child brought help quickly, but It came too late. The little fellow lived for several hours In terrible agony. Crops Are Generally Light. Early season Indications of bumper crops did not generally materialize In Niagara county. The long draught and the terrific windstorm raised hav oc with orchards. Peaches, apples, ?ears, beans, tomatoes and potatoes are all showing a lighter yield than was expected. Gowanda Postmaster Dead. William N. Wallace, postmaster of Gowanda, N. Y., Is dead at his home m Chapel street. Mr. Wallace was 53 years old and had been postmaster of Gowanda for 13 years. Ha was one of the most prominent Republicans In Western New York. Allegany Oil Fields. In the Allegany county (N. Y.) oil field during August here sixteen wells wore completed, with a new produc tion of 12 barrels. Nine wells were dry. At present there are 13 rigs building and 12 wells drilling. Home Burns While Family Are Away. Fire destroyed a house owned and occupied In lialh, N. Y., early Sunday morning. Both Mr. and Mrs. Covell were In Hornell at the time and the cause of the fire Is not known. 4 i ' - - to GOTCH BEATS HACK First Fall In If Min, 18 1-5 Sec. andlSecond In 5 Mi n. 32 1-5 Sec- Russian Lion Was Untrained and Hog Fat and Was a Beaten Man When He Entered the Ring First Fall Gained on a Reverse Body Hold and Wrist Lock Iowa Farmer.Secured Second Fall by Hla Fatal Toe Hold. Chicago, Sept. 5. Outgamed, out strengthened and outfought, George Hackenschmldt, the Russian lion, yes terday afternoon laid down his hope of the world's wrestling championship to Frank Gotch, world's champion. The fl i fall came In 14 minutes 18 1-5 seconds on a reverse body bold and wrist lock. The second fall came In 5 minutes 32 1-5 seconds, Gotch using his fatal toe hold that won him the championship three years ago. Hackenschmldt, untrained, was hog fat. He had no chance whatever. He was a beaten man when he entered the ring. Gotch Trained to the Minute. ( Gotch, trained to the minute, beat Hack at every stage of the game. The masterful strength which Hack was supposed to possess did not show to advantage when Gotch clasped the Hon. The Iowa farmer was simply too good for the Russian. He pitted phys ical strength against a man who had practically no strength. The result was Inevitable. The second and final fall came s) quickly that the great crowd failed to appreciate the fact that the match was ended. The wrestlers had spar red for an opening. Like a flash Gotch caught the Russian around his legs, spun him around and dropped him on bis stomach. Gotch's head was at the lion's feet and his legs were wrapped about Hack's body. He worried the Russian for a few moments about the legs and then. In a twinkling, threw both bands a round Hack's left foot. There was a quick sharp twist. A look of in tense pain passed over Hack's face. Iowa Farmer Too Strong. He sought to break; he sought to tear his pained leg from Gotch's grip, but the Iowa farmer waa too strong. He twisted again and Hack gave up. Hack broke the hold before the Iowau could apply leverage. Hack broke a crotch hold and came to his feet. Gotch said after the bout: "Honest, I did not think It would be so easy. I expected to win, but not with the ease with which the feat actually was ac complished. I bad not been in the ring three minutes when I knew that Hack was even less to be feared than be was three years ago.' "I have nothing to say," the defeat ed Russian grunted. NEGOTIATIONS RESUMED Germany Has Received RevUed An swer of France to Her Proposals In Moroccan Affair. Berlin, Sept 5. The negotiations over Moroccan affairs which have been suspended for some days were re sumed when the French ambassador M. Cambon, handed to the German for eign minister, Herr Von Klderlln W'aechter, the written statement out lining the revised answer of France to the German proposals. The foreign minister In accepting them said that he would submit the matter at once to. the imperial chan cellor and that the answer of Germany would be given within aa brief a time as possible undfcr the circumstances. Later Dr. Von Bethmann ITollweg, the chancellor, left Berlin for the pur pose of joining the kaiser at Kiel. It Is presumed that, the documents will be back In town tomorrowbut there will be no developments in the mean time so far as known. In the Interim there Is a distinct feel ing of uneasiness and prices on the bourse declined sharniy, although noth ing is actually known a to the character of the French reply. Th3 uneasiness is of a general nature. DR. HILL LEAVES BERLIN Former American Ambassador Goes to Switzerland With His Family. Berlin, Sept. 5. Dr. Davl.l Jayne Hill, the former American amhassador to Germany, started for Switzerland with his family yesterday afternoon. Before leaving he took luncheon with Herr von Klderlln Waechter, the for eign secretary. All the members of the American embassy were present. Many friends gathered at the rail road station to say goodbye to Dr. Hill and his wife. The kaiser was repre sented by his master of ceremonies and Von Kiderlin Waechter and the undersecretaries represented the for eign office. Many bouquets were pre sented to Mrs. Hill. GENERAL REYES ROBBED Mob of Maderistas Forcibly Take 3,000 Pesos From Opposition Candidate. Mexico City, Sept. 5. Stormed and forcibly robbed of 3,000 pesos by a mob of Maderistas in the principal street of the capital, General Bernardo Reyes, candidate for presidency in op position to Francisco I. Madoro, wa. forced to abandon an effert to address his constituents and run the gauntlet of a Jeering crowd upon whom the po lice had received ordurs not to fire except as a last resort. TAFT A BUSY MAN Put tn Seven Hours of Play on First Clear Day at Beverly. Beverly, Sept, 5 President Ta ft crammed In seven hours of play yes terday, the' first clear day of his stay at Beverly. fter he set out for My opia club house In the morning he did not return until late In the afternoon. All morning he stuck to golf and lunched at the club house as the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Buckner Walllngford, friends from Cincinnati. In the after noon he attended the Myopia horse show. When Mr. Taft arrived at Para met ta he went at once to his study to work upon the address for the West ern trip. He did not leave off work until dinner time. He played seven hours yesterday and that Is undoubtedly the record for his vacation this year. Sunday he got up aboard the Mayflower at 6 o'clock to review a case. . It was learned that the case was that of Lieutenant Robert G. Ruther ford. IT. S. A., who had been sent enced by a court martial to dismissal for alleged Irregularities in the mesa fund which was Intrusted to him. The president, after spending sev eral hours In reviewing this testi mony, reversed the sentence of dis missal and order that Lieutenant Rutherford be reduced 50 numbers In rank. CHINA DEVASTATED BY SUMMER FLOODS Half a Million People Homeless, Bodies Ue Unburled. Peking, Sept. 5. Summer floods along the Yangtsekiang and Its tribu taries, and also other great rivers, are repeating in various provinces the conditions In Anhwel and Kiangsu, which have not yet been relieved. In the province of Anhwel early In Aug ust hundreds of thousands of acres of rice were destroyed by the floods and half a million persons were ren dered homeless. Many thousands of square miles are now submerged and the bodies of hun dreds of persons lie unburled. The Chinese government as well 83 special committees, is subscribing relief funds, which Is a new departure for the administration and shows the advancement toward modern ways, but the project for attacking the root of the evil, control of the watensways and the reclaiming of lands, has only up to the present been suggested and mildly discussed. Hence a repetition of these horrors may be expected, each year, according to C. D. Jameson, the American en gineer, sent by the Red Cross to Chi na to study the situation. SOLDIERS' GRAVES ROBBED Body of 1812 Veteran Stolen From Port McArthur (Ohio) Cemetery. Kenton, O., Sept. 5. Discovery has been made that graves in the Fort Mc Arthur cemetery, west of Kenton, have been opened. Investigation dis closes the fact that the body of on a soldier of the war of 1812 had been removed. Fresh dirt on other graves shows what is thought to he evi dence of the work of grave robbers. The cemetery marks the resting place of many soldiers of the early In dian wars and also of the War cf 1S12. The cemetery is one the slt of old Fort McArthur, built by General Hull when he made his march through this section on the way to Detroit. Assails Sleeping Victims. Lumbcrton, N. C, Sept. 5. Gray Tolar, a wealthy lumberman, was prob ably fatally injured and his wife made the victim of an attempted assault by a colored man, who entered tho To lar home In the suburbs early today. The couple were asleep. DREADNOUGHTS READY SOON Florida and Utah, Most Powerful American Ships, Almost Finished. Washington, Sept. 5. The sister dreadnoughts Florida and Utah, the mightiest warships In the American navy, will be in fighting trim l-y Nov. 15, nccordnlg to the calculations of the naval experts. Within a week the Utah, Juot placod In commission, will enter tho docks of the New York navy yard to receive the finishing touches. This work involves the installation of conning towers and the Bights for the guns. As much se crecy surrounds these devices, they are invariably constructed at a gov ernment yard Instead of In the plant of a private builder. The Florida will be placed In com mission about Sept. 15 and will be ready for active service simultane ously with the Utah. These two floating fortresses will be attached to the first division of the Atlantic fleet, the Florida becom ing the regular flagship of the di vision. Two Girls Drowned. Wllkes-Barre, Ta., Sept. G.Whlle stepping from a crowded rowboat Into a canoe in the middle of the Susque hanna river at Falls, a summer re sort, Miss Anna Llewellyn, aged 19, and Miss Ethel Evans,, aged 13, of West Pittston, were drowned. I Summary of the Week's News of the World. Happenings From All Part of thi Globe Put Into Shapo For Easy Reading What All the World li Talking About Cream of tha News Culled From Long Dispatches. Wednesday. T. J. O'Brien, the American ambas sador at Tokio, is entertained by Thomas Sammons, the consul general at Yokohama. Charleston, S. C, and Savannah, Ga., were damaged by a hurricane. Several lives were lost and property was damaged to the extent of millions of dollars. President Taft Is busy preparing tariff speeches which he is to deliver on his twenty-four-state tour next month aa the first blows in the 1912 campaign. Paul Beattle testified that Henry Clay Beattle, Jr., confessed to wife murder, while Mrs. Owen, mother of the slain woman, tells of her daugh ter's unhappy married life. Thursday. The first anniversary of the annexa tion of Corea to Japan was celebrat ed at Seoul with public rejoicings. A secret offensive and defensive al liance was reported to have been signed between Chili and Colombia. Mayor Gaynor's excise policy, praised by the mayor of Binghamton, roused the cheers of the stata liquor dealers' convention in that city. It was reported In Berlin that four American cruUers, the Saratoga, the Olyrapla, the Brooklyn and the Ral eigh, were about to be soldi to the Turkish government. At least seven deaths and $1,000, 000 damage to property were reported in Charleston, S. C; the Clyde liner Apache arrived there from New York after a perilous voyage. Friday. Military activities near the French and German boundaries cause an Im mense sensation in Belgium. A Mt. Vernon (N. Y.) youth risked bis life off the Maine coast In a vain effort to save a girl when their canoe capsized. Lehigh Valley railroad attorneys said In Manchester, N. Y., the train wreck tlvre would probably cost the road $7.r)0.000 In damages. Sir Thomas Whitney, premier of On tario, expressed the belief that the American sponsors of reciprocity ar ticlpated ultimate annexation. Francisco I. Mndero, Jr., was nomi nated for the presidency by the Con stitutional Progressives of Mexico at the party convention, held fn the cap ital. Saturday. Suit was filed by the federal gov ernment In Detroit against Michigan members of the alleged lumber trust France named her terms to Ger many by offering specific portions of the French Conio In exchange tor ab solute recognition of her rights In Morocco. The Republicans of Alabama, in state convention nt Birmingham, In dorsed the administration of President Taft and Instructed Its delegates to support him In the next national con vention. Reports camo from Paris and other cities In France of serious discontent among the people bv reason of the high cost of food; paraders marched through the streets and, In some in stances, rioting resulted. Monday. James R. Keeno, who is ill In Lon don, suffered a relapse. Nine balloons were entered for the International race at Kansas City on Oct. 5. Seven men were drowned in a col lision between a freight steamer and a launch at Toledo. Lew Simmons, an old-time minstrel, was struck by a trolley car and killed at Reading, Pa. Harry N. Atwood, In Boston, an nounced his entry In the San Francisco-New York flight. Joseph S. Cummlngs fell 300 feet In a monoplane Into Dorchester hay, but escaped with bruises. Joao Chagas formed a cabinet for Portugal to succeed the provisional ministry, which resigned on Aug. 2S. Tuesday. Six miners were killed In a cago accident In the Black Rock mine, near Ilutte, Mont. The complete roster of the new Chagaa administration In Lisbon was published. Governor Deneen of Illinois Buf fered a broken leg In Springfield when he jumped from hla automobile. Maron, the French aviator, was kill ed near Chartres by a fall of COO feet, caused by the sudden failure of his motor. It was announced in Washington that the sister dreadnoughts, Florida and Utah .the largest battleships In the navy, would be In lighting trim y Nov. 15. The agitation In Franco for lower food pris showed signs of subsid ing; government measures were strin gent and negotiations between agi tators and storekeepers were frequent ly successful. PARAGRAPHS The Filial Chinaman. ' : Many examples of Chinese filial piety strike the occidental reader as ridicu lous. There is the famous story of Lao Laitsu, which Mr. It. F. Johust'ou repvnts in his "Lion and Dragon In Northern China." Lao's parents lived to such extreme old age that be was himself a toothless old man while they were both still alive. "Conceiv ing it his duty to divert their atten tion from their weight of years aud approaching end, he dressed himself up in the clothes of a child and played about In bis parents' presence ' with the object of making them think they were still a young married couple con templating the innocent gambols of their infant son." A similar case is that of Wang P'ou, whose mother had an unconquerable dread of thunder and lightning. When she died she was burled In a mountain forest, and thereafter, when a violent thunderstorm occurred, Wang P'ou, heedless of the wind and rain, would hurry to her grave and throw himself to his knees. "I am here to protect you, dear mother," he would say. "Do not be afraid." Making a Gunstock. A party of men were out bunting, and an old woodsman who was with them broke bis gunstock In some way or other. It was Just about nightfall when the accident occurred, and Inas much as be was very anxious to do some shooting early the next morning he decided to fix up his shooting iron. Finding a walnut fence rnll, he set to work. Ills only tools were an ax and a big pocket knife. All night long he lnbored vigorously at his task, and by morning the gunstock was flnlnhod and back in place and worked like a charm. "How did you do it?" asked one of tho number, greatly surprised. "Very easy," was this old hunter's reply. "No trouble at all. Just get a piece of wood about the size and kind that you want and then whittle away all that you want whittled away. When you have all the wood cut off that you don't want you have a gun stock." Kansas City Journal. The Measure. The ancleut judge sat before the scales of worth. "Bring forth the royal treasure."" he cried, uud the hurrying sluves poured luto the huge pan sacks of golden metal, caskets of sparkling gems until It seemed us if all of the wealth of earth were there. Yet the balance never stirred. "Let the learning of the ages be ndd ed," came the order, and tons upon tons of the wisdom of sages, philoso phers, scientists and poets was henped Uki the (die. And still the great arm of the scales remained high In air. "Add now tho men of power and high position," said the Judge, "and the sonle will fall." But all In vain. "But what Is on the other side that outweighs nil these?" asked one. "It is character," said tho Judge. Portal. t A Good 8lepr. Talleyrand used to tell an extraordi nary story of the Inipasslveness of Louis XVIII. When be was minister of foreign affairs a courier came to him one evening bearing unpleasant news, and he therefore iostp)ued tho communication of It to the king till next morning, wheu he explained tbnt he was afraid the tidings might have disturbed his majesty's sleep. Tho king replied: "Nothing disturbs my sleep, as you may sec from this In stance. Tho most dreadful blow of my life was my brother's death. The courier who brought this dreadful news arrived nt 8 o'clock In the even ing. For ninny hours I was quite overcome, but at midnight I went to bed nnd slept my usual eight hours." The story Ia told by the Duchesse de Dlno, Talleyrand's niece, In her mem oirs. . Sons of Butchers. Three of the stained glass windows In the hall of the Butcher Guild, Lon don, contain the portraits of Cardinal Wolsey, William Shakespeare and Daniel Defoe In recognition of their connection with tho meat trade. Tho cardinal was the son of a "re spectable" butcher at Ipswich, in Suf folk, and "tho immortal bard" assisted while a youngster a butcher In his na tive town of Stratford-on-Avon. Defoe, nowadays known as the au thor of "Itolilnson Crusoe," but In his day an adventurer and secret agent of his government, was tho son of a butcher In Fore street and a member of tho guild. National Provisioned Time, but No Money, Street Missionary My good friend, why Idle away tho precious hours in this fashion? Don't you know that time Is money? Loafer Don't you believe It, guv'nor. If that was so I should be a blooiuln' nitlllonhalr, I should. I've been doing time on nnd orf ever since I was a nipper. London Mall. The Mean Thing, "rhyllls Is the meanest kind of a gos sip." "What makes you think so?" "Because she never tells you npy thiug herself, but gets you to tell her all you know." A Poop Plan. The trouble with some men who reach the top is that they go right on over nnd down tho other side. Chica go Record-Herald. A Parting Shot. Cabby (badly worsted In tho dispute) Well, I 'opes as the nex' four wheeler ye tikes, mum, will be au 'carset runch. . , ...