RATES OF ADVERTISING! One Square, one inch, one week... J 1 00 One Square, one inch, one month- S 00 One Square, one inch, 3 month!.... 6 00 One Square, one Inch, one year ..... 10 01 Two Squares, one year IS 00 Quarter Column, one year 80 00 Half Column, one year .... 60 00 One Column, one year 100 00 Legal advertisements ten cent per line each insertion. We do fine Job Printing of every de scription at reasonable rates, but it's oasb on delivery. Forest Republ i ut Weak Building, . TIOHMTA, PA. i, U 1.00 A Year, Strictly la AdVaaea. Kutored second-class matter at the post-oflloe at Tionesta. No subscription received for a shorter period than three months. Correspondence solicited, but no notice will bo taken of anonymous communica tions. Always give your name. VOL. XLI. NO. 23. TIONETSA, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26, 1908. $1.00 PER ANNUM. ican. BOROUGH OFFICERS. Burgess. J. T. Carson. Justices of the Peace G. A. Randah, D. W. Clark. CouKCMwien, J.W, Landers, J. T. Dale, O. T. Anderson, Wm. Smearbaugh, E. W. Bowman, J. W. Jamieson, W. J. Campbell. Constable Archie Clark, Collector W. H. Hood. School Director! J. C. Suowden, R. M. Herman, Q. Jamieson, J. J. Landers, J. R. Clark, W. O. Wyman. FOREST COUNTY OFFICERS. Member of Congress . P. Wheeler. Member of Senate J. K. P, Hall, Assembly W. D. Shields. President Judge W. M. Llndsey, Associate Judges V. X. Kreltler, P. C. Hill. ' Prothonotari, Register t Recorder, die. -J. C. Oeist. Hheriff. A. W. Stroup. Treasurer Geo. W. Uoleniau. Commissioners Leonard Agnew, An drew Wolf, 1'hilip Emert. District Attorney A. C. Brown. Jury Commissioners J . It. Eden, II. H. MeClellan. Coroner Dr C. Y. Detar. Countv Auditors George H. Warden, K. L. Haugb, 8. T. Carson. County Purveyor D. W. Clark. County Superintendent D. W. Morri son. Kriular Terns t Caurt. Fourth Monday of February. Third Monday of May. Fourth Mondny of September. Third Monday of November. Regular Meetings of County Commis sioners lHt and 3d Tuesdays of month. ('burrs and Habbnth Hchoal. Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:45 a. in. i M. K. Sabbath School at 10:00 a. m. Preaching In M. E. Church every Sab bath evening by Rev. W.O. Calhoun. Preaching in the F. M. Church every Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Rev. E. L. Monroe, Pastor. Preaching in the Presbyterian church every Sabbath at 11:00 a. in. and 7::t0 p. in. Rev. H. A. Hailey, Pastor. The regular meetings of the W. C. T. U. are held at the headquarters on the second and fourtti Tuesdays of each month. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. 'PI'.NESTA LODUE, No. 369, 1. 0. 0. F. i. M eets every Tuesday evening, In Odd Fellows' Hall. Partridge building. CAPT. O EORG K STOW POST, No. 274 O. A. R. Meets 1st and 8d Monday evening in each mouth. CAPT. GEORGE STOW CORPS, No. 137, W. R. C, meets first and third Wednesday evening of each month. RITCHKY A CARRINGER. ATTORN EYS-AT-LAW, Tionesta, Pa. CURTIS M. SHAWKEY, ATTORN EY-AT-LA VV. Warren, Pa. Practice in Forest Co. AO BROWN. ATTORN EY-AT-LA W. Office In Arner Building, Cor. Elm and Bridge Sts., Tionesta, Pa. PRANK 8. HUNTER, D. D. S. J. Rooms over Citizens Nat. Bank, TIONESTA, PA. u R. F. J. BOVARD, Pliyslclan is surgeon, TIONESTA, PA. DR. J. C. DUNN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, and DRUGGIST. Otttce over store, Tionesta, Pa. Professional calls prompt ly responded to at all hours of day or .night. Resldonce Elm St., between Grove's grocery and Gerow's restaurant. D R. J. B. SIOGINS, Physician and surgeon, OIL CITY, PA. HOTEL WEAVER, E. A. WEAVER, Proprietor. This hotel, formerly the Lawrence House, has undergone a complete change, and is now furnished with all the mod em Improvements. Heated and lighted throughout witli natural gas, bathrooms, hot and cold water, etc. The comforts of guests never neglected. CENTRAL HOUSE, J GEKOW A (IE ROW Proprietor. Tlonseta, Pa. This Is the mostcentrally located hotel in the place, and has all the modem improvements. No pains will be Bpared to make it a pleasant stopping place for the traveling public. First class Livery in connection. pUIL. KMERT FANCY BOOT A SHOEMAKER. Shop over H. L. Haslet's grocery store on Elm street. Is prepared to do all Kinds of custom work from the finest to the coarsest and guarantees his work to f ive perfect satisfaction. Prompt atten ion given to mending, aud prices rea sonable. Fred. Grettenborger GENERAL BLACKSMITH & MACHINIST. All work pertaining to Machinery, En gines, Oil Well Tools, Gas or Water Fit tings and General Blacksmithing prompt ly done at Low Rates. Repairing Mill Machinery given special attention, and satisfaction guaranteed. Shop in rear of and lust west of the Shaw House, Tidioute, Pa. Your patronage solicited. FRED. GRETTENBERGER JAMES HASLET, GENERAL MERCHANTS, Furnituro Dealers, AND UNDERTAKERS. TIONESTA, PENN W3 v: w in OPTIOIAK Office ) A 7K National Bank Building, OIL CITY, PA. Eyes examined free. Exclusively optical. SUB-TREArURYTHLFf Arrest of George W. Fitzgerald Former Teller. Fleet Leaves Sydney Thursday Gov ernor Johnson Renominated Cong Annexed to Belgium Holland's Ac tior, Against Castro Proceedingi Against Coal Roads Marking o Freight The mystery of the theft of $173, 000 from the United States bud treasury In Chicago a year and a hall Ago Is believed to have been Rolved by the arrest of George W. Fitzgerald Other persons are believed to have been Implicated In the crime. Fitzgerald was an assorting tellei enrtor Assistant United States Treas urer Doldenwreek. Suspicion at th time of tho theft, Feb. 20, 1!)07, rested on hl'.n, hut so plausible was his story and so Intense his apparent Interest In dis covering (lie real culprit that Interest ceased to center In him. Fitzgerald, huwever, was discharged from the government employ for culp able negligence lit allowing the theft to be committed. The money stolen had been used nnd was tied in pack' ages, some havlrg been marked for destruction at Washington. Any ol tho hills would readily have passed anywhere except for their large de nominations. None of the bills was under $500 and some were of the $t, OPO and $3,000 denominations, the $10, 000 ones' predominating. Meantimo Herbert F. Young, a for mer Chicuso newspaper reporter, and now hoi'.d of the Young secret service, became Interested In the case. His attention was redirected to Fitzger ald. The latter upon his discharge from the sub-treasury stated that his whole fortune consisted of $300 In cah and a stock certificate for $1,000. H'.s wife had a $700 Interest In the es tate of her mother, which was valued at about $1,000 and was in litigation. Fitzgerald, however, according to Mr. Young, embarked In speculation on a scale not consistent with the size of his reputed means. There was however, no ostentntion in Fitzgerald's life. I uu fall Colonel Harry C. Gano, a buRl.uiis man, reported to Mr. Bolden wreck, it is stild. that Fitzgerald had Rp'-o.i'-Sied him with a proposition to rn:-. tevercl $1,000 bills, declaring tin was $300 In it for Gano. C'Mjo. It Is reported, declared Fitz gerald had a roll of similar bills "that woi'ii! choke a horse." Oi i o continued negotiations with Fil.rald with the result that by pre arraignment several witnesses were Ferret ly present when it is alleged the former teller proposed to pass two $1, O i l bills to Colonel Onno. Thereafter Fh-'gornld was constantly shadowed and the trail, it Is Intimated. Involved others, not only in helping Fitzgerald to dispose of the money alleged to have been stolen, but In the very act of his having extracted it from the treasury vaults and later in the cover ing of the tracks. Governor Johnson Renominated. The Democratic state convention a' Minneapolis stampeded for Gov ernor John A. Johnson and nomin ai?d him for re-election with a rush after a remarkable demonstration. V'hen the rollcall of counties was made for nomination, Aitkin county yielded to Ramsey county (St. Paul) and Mayor Daniel W. Lawler of St. Paul took the platform and at the con clusion of ten words ho mentioned the name of Johnson. One of the wildest demonstrations even seen In a Democratic state con vention in Minnesota ensued. Henne pin county (Minneapolis) tore up Its standard and stalled a wild march about the hall. Everybody else seem ed to Join In. Some delegates grouped themselves on the stage about the pic ture of Governor Johnson. Band music added to the pandemonium and can didates yelled nnd cheered for John son. The convention was wild for John pon. "Marching Through Georgia" and "Cheer, Cheer, the Gang's All Here," were played In rapid succes sion by the hand and still the crowd yelled. The galleries joined in the demonstration. The result was Inevit able. Nothing could stay the tide of enthusiasm, and as soon as the ef fervescence had subsided sufficiently the governor was named unanimously (or gubernatorial candidate. Battleships at Sydney. Early on Thursday a thin veil of smoke on the horizon signalled to the watchers on the coast the approach of the American warships and iit 5:35 ofllcial notification was Rent out tout tho fleet had been sighted. It was yet 20 miles outside of Syd ney harbor, hut this word whl.;h bad been awaited eagerly by tens of thous ands, stirred Australians like a call to arms, and almost instantly those who had not already left their homes took up points of vantage along the bays and were moving In droves to line the quays, the roof tops and other places on the harbor-front, to watch the com ing of the guardshlps of the New World. The fleet lert Auckland at 8:15 Sat urday mon.ing and with the excep tion of one day had fair weather all the way to Sydney. In perfect alignment, the flage.hlp Connecticut leading, with fteur Ad miral Sperry on the bridge, the war bhlps canio out of the horizon, first a little smoke showing and theu the hulls, low down In the distance. Passing tn through the Sydney beads in double column, at Intervals of 400 yards, the ships looked to have a world of speed and power under their glistening sides The fleet was at tended by convoy steamers and was greeted with a roar of salutes from the forts, as it steamed slowly along. The thousands ashore and afloat add ed their cheers to swell the noisy welcome and countless British and American flags were flung to the breeze and still were waving long af ter the anchors had been swung from the sides. The American ships boomed forth a salute to the port, and as soon as they were safely moored at their anchor age official visits were exchanged. Fleet Leaves Sydney Thursday. The festivities at Sydney In connec tion with the visit of the American bat tleship fleet will come to an end on Wednesday and on Thursday the fleet Will leave for Melbourne. Congo Annexed to Belgium. The Belgian press welcomes the end of the agitation of the Congo ques tion with expressions of relief and as surance that Belgium will demonstrate to the world her power to humanely and wisely govern the African coun try. The Independence Beige says that the senate's concurrence for an nexation is certain, and that, there fore, "the grand work accomplished by King Leopold will not be lost to Belgium." Tile Dernlere Ileure declares "We must obliterate the reign of twenty bloody years, wipe out hatred, dissi pate distrust and prove to the world that the Congo's woes and ills are over forever." Other newspapers point out that the Congo debt difficulties will certainly be adjusted by parliament and de clare that financial fears are unnec essary. The annexation of the Independent State had been received by the pub lic generally either with indifference or the opinion that the Congo would prove a burden upon the country. Marking of Freight. The public service commission In the Second district of New York state announced its final order In the mat ter of marking loss than carloads ship ments of freight. It provides that when articles are not boxed, barreled, crated or sacked, but are shipped loose in pieces, one out of every ten pieces must be marked. If the ship ment consists of less than ten pieces at least two must be marked. This rule Is to apply to flour, feed, cement, lime or plaster in sacks. Not more than ten such markings shall be required of any one shipper, and any marking must show the total number of pieces. Grapes, when shipped in lots of 10, 000 pounds or more by one consignor to one consignee, will be accepted without marking of packages. Articles which are shipped loose fronrone consignor to one consignee and are loaded in cars to 30,000 pounds or the cubic capacity of the car, will be accepted without marking. The new order goes into effect Aug. 25. France a Sympathetic Spectator. Although France Is watching with Interest the Holland-Venezuelan situa tion on account of her own troubles with the South American republic, it can be said authoritatively that she does not Intend to mix in any way in the present controversy. If the Unit ed States, as the recognized corrector of Venezuela, has transferred the pow er of punishment to Holland, Holland Is quite capable of acting and France will be a sympathetic spectator. There Is some conviction there In well-informed circles that it would be unwise for Holland to land troops in Venezuela, as this action would Im mediately be a signal for patriotism and result in the uniting of the Cas troltes nnd those who oppose Castro Tor the defense of the country. It Is believed an effective blockade would be more potent and successful. Action Against Coal Railroads. Attorney General Jackson has an nounced at Albany that he had insti tuted proceedings against the various railroad companies In New York state and their subsidiary companies, engag ed In the transportation of anthracite coal, alleging that In violation of the so-called Donnelly anti-monopoly act, they "have effected and are carrying out an agreement which In effect con stitutes a monopoly in the hard coal business within the state, and that such an agreement restricts the pro duction and regulates and fixes the prices at which coal can be sold In the Btate of New York." Thoroughbreds Shipped to Argentina. Eighty-eight thoroughbred horses, valued at $300,000, the property of J. B. Haggin and James S. Keene, were shipped from New York last week on the steamship Velasquez for Buenos Ayres. Specially built and fitted quarters were at ranged for this particular shipment. A track on the deck will be used In calm weather for exercising the animals The ship ment is believed to be due to the de cline In horse racing which followed the enactment of the anti-gambling laws in this state. For Abolition of Duty to Hides. Tanners from all over the country will meet in the Coliseum in Chicago on Thursday to consider methods of procuring the abolition of the duty on hides. The agitation Is expected to crystalize on this occasion on a well defined movement. Shoe manufactur ers will be Included, If, as is planned, a national organization should be formed. POINTED PARAGRAPHS Summary of the Week's News of the World. Cream of the Newt Culled From Long Dispatches and Put In Proper Shape For the Hurried Reader Who Is Too Busy to Read the Longer Reports and Desires to Keep Posted. Wednesday. It Is believed In Washington that China will propose an alliance with the United States. Richard Croker will come to New York from l.is home in Ireland in Sep tember to aid in the effort to elect his friend William J. Bryan. Governor Magoon left Havana yes terday for tho United States to con fer with President Roosevelt on plans for American withdrawal from the island. Jacob Gould Schurman, president of Cornell university, said ihe Republi can party would probably be defeated In this state If it did not renominate Governor Hughes. Thomas S. Baldwin was officially In formed that the tests of his dirigible balloon have been satisfactory to ths government and that he will receive payment when he has given the neces sary Instructions as to its operation to the signal corps men. Thursday. Greene county citizens warmly greeted Governor Hughes at the Cairo fair. Figures of exports and Imports for July show a big decrease as compared with last year. The Baldwin dirigible balloon was formally accepted by the government after eight experimental trips by army officers. From Manila came a dispatch say ing a navy officer there had received a letter from Captain P. C. Halns, in which the latter accused W. E. Annie of ruining his life. It is believed in Washington that the United States has informed Hol land that this country has no objection to punitive measures being employed against Venezuela. Friday. Speaker Wadsworth told the State Firemen's association that there are now enough laws on the stotute books. Orders were issued from the Canad lan Pacific offices for evacuation of all houses owned by the company and oc cupied by striking employes. Holland has framed a warlike reply to President Castro of Venezuela and Is preparing to meet any emergency, rushing her naval dry dock work. The tendency toward modernism in the United States is so slight that il need not be feared, says Cardinal Gib bons through a cable dispatch from Brunnen. Saturday. The Congo annexation treaty passed the Belgian chamber of deputies, aye a dispatch from Brussels. The Inhabitants of the Dutch island of Oruba, says a dispatch from Willeni stad, made a demonstration against the Venezuelan consul. Chinese editors, a cable from Shang hai relates, enthusiastically welcome the proposal for an American-Chinese alliance. Governor Hughes received a great ovation at Oswego, where he told fire men why he vetoed their bill and an swered other critics. Rear Admiral Sperry, his chief com manders and 2,300 bluejackets and marines of the American fleet were formally welcomed on shore at. Syd ney and paraded through the streets amid scenes of wild enthusiasm. Monday. Senator Hale, says a dispatch front London, thinks an extravagantly large navy Is not needed by 'the United States. President Roosevelt approved Secre tary Wright's recommendation tfiat the cadets charged with hazing be dis missed from West Point. The government's petition for a re hearing of the case against the Stand ard Oil company of Indiana was filed with the United States court of ap peals. William H. Taft pledged himself, if elected to the presidency, to call an extra session of congress immediate ly after his inauguration to revise the tariff. Tuesday. The Newport conference decided to recommend 'the lowering of the armor belt on future battleshlpB. William J. Bryan is seeking a suita ble manager for his Eastern campaign, Senator Culberson having refused the position. The. vice president of the Queen and Crescent railway declared that the proposed advanced rates would scarce ly be felt by consumers. Injunction proceedings against the so called "Coal Trust" are under way at Albany, following investigations by special officials of tho state. President Roosevelt, congratulating his special investigation board on itu report on Panama canal conditions, made public its account of the marvel oub progress on canal work. The attitude of the Netherlands In regard to the dismissal of the Dutch minister, M. de Reus, by President Castro, remains firm and no compro mise with Venezuela will be accepted. F0UNDLEPER IN WASHINGTON Discovery of Diseased Pension Appli cant Causes Alarm In Capital. Washington, Aug. 25. Washington is greatly agitated over the discovery of leprosy in the city. A vl&lm of the scourge has been stalking the streets, eating in lunchrooms, riding In streetcars and generally rubbing el bows with the residents for five days. By accident his condition was discov ered when a physician was called to treat him for a trilling illness. The plague victim Is John R. Early, whose home Is In Lynn, N. C, and who as a veteran of the Spanish-American war came to Washington to apply for a pension. He Is 35 years of age and has a wife and one child. Upon his arrival Early rented a room in a cheap boarding house on Pennsylvania avenue, and then pro ceeded to see the town. For days he moved around untranimeled. On Fri day, however, he called in a physi cian, who, upon seeing ithe patient, Immediately pronounced him a leper. The local health authorities were summoned without loss of time and hastily, transferred the victim to a detention tent on :the outskirts of the city. There he is held under guard. Apprehensive that the scourge may have been spread by Early, the au thorities are keeping a vigilant watch for developments, have ordered all places he Is known to have visited no he fumigated and also have placed disinfectants In streetcars in which he is supposed to have been a passenger. HELD IIP BY A LONE HIGHWAYMAN. Tourists In Yellowstone Park Had to Hand Over Valuables. St. Paul, Minn., Aug. 25. Informa tion is received at the Northern Paci fic railroad headquarters here that a lone highwayman held up Beven coaches of tourists in Yellowstone park and compelled the occupants to turn over itheir valuables to him. The holdup took place between Old Faithful Inn and Yellowstone Inn, and the robber, after securing his booty took four horses and with them start ed in the direction of the Jackson Hole country. The desperado was masked and was ubout 50 years old. There are four troops of United States cavalry In the park and a por tion of the troops have been ordered to scour the country for the bandit. Catcher Killed by Swift Ball. New York, Aug. 23. Struck on the head by a swiftly pitched hall, George Fleischmann, catcher of the Stapleton, S. I., baseball team, died In St. Vin cent's hospKnl from the effects of the Injury. Fleischmann was 24 years old and lived in Brooklyn. MARKET REPORT New York Provision Market. New York, Aug. 24. WHEAT No. 2 red, $1.00 f. o. b. afloat; No. 1 northern Duluth, $1.13. CORN No. 2 corn, 90fcC f. o. b. afloat; 90c elevator. OATS Mixed oats, 26 to 32 lbs., D2Vjc: clipped white, 32 to 10 lbs., 6662c. HAY Good to choice, 80 83c. PORK Mess, $17.00 17.25 ; family, $18.001t 18.50. BUTTER Creamery specials, 24c; extra, 23&c; process, lSilc; state dairy, 18 22c. CHEESE State full cream, fancy, 12U13V4c. EGGS State and Pennsylvania, 28 29c. POTATOES Jersey, per bhl., $1.85 &2.50; Long Islund, $2.50(fi 2.75. Buffalo Provision Market. L Buffalo, Aug. 24. WHEAT No. 1 northern, old, car loads. $1.25; No. 2 red, 99c. CORN No. 2 yellow, 84Vc f. o. b. afloat; No. 3 yellow, 84c. OATS No. 2 white, 53'c f. o. b. afloat; No. 3 white, 62". FLOUR Fancy blended patent, per bbl., $6.00 6.75; winter family, patent, $5.406.15. BUTTER Creamery, prints, fancy, 23c; state and Pennsylvania cream ery, 23V4c; dairy, choice to fancy, 21(fi22c. CHEESE Choice to fancy, now, 13c; fair to good, 1212V4c. EGGS Selected white, 25c. POTATOES Jersey, per bhl., $2.50 ffi2.65; home grown, per bu., 65 90c. ri Buffalo Live Stock Market. CATTLE Choice export steers, $6.00 (5 6.25; good to choice butcher steers, $4.505.60; choice to extra fat cows, $4.755.00; fair to good heifers, 4.005.00; choice heifers. $5.25' 6.50; bulls, fair -to good, $3.80)4.00; choice veals, $8,751 9.00; fair to good, 18.25 8.50. SHEEP AND LAMBS Choice spring lambs, $6.50 6.75; common to fair, $4.:iU4.75; mixed sheep, $4.25 4.60. HOGS Light Yorkers, $6.006.59; medium and heavy hogs, $7.107.15; pigs, $5.25 5.60. Utica Dairy Market. Utica, Aug. 24. Transactions on the Utica Dairy Board of Trade today were as follows: Color. Lots. Boxes. Pr. Large white 1 41 It 'A Large white .... 1 75 11V4 Large colored ..13 846 1 1 V4 Small white .... 4 382 11 Small colored .. 30 2,490 11 Totals 49 3,834 There were no sales of butter reported. 3IKLT0N EMERALDS It was certainly a remarkable likeness, so remarkable that It caused a stir in the court room, a faint buzz which settled after a while Into silence as I faced my ac cuser over the twisted iron bars of the prisoner's dock. For fully a min ute wo stared, the surprise and won der In his face finding Its counter part, in my own as though caught In a mirror, and adding the last touch to our exact similarity of feature. His lips moved as though to speak, his eyes still fastened on mine. Per haps If his thoughts had reached sound, my story need not have been told to the eager faces turned to ward us from the rrow'ded court benches, but as if unwilling to be cheated out of the denouement, the voice of the court broke in demand ing that I answer to the charge of the theft of the Melton emeralds. Indignation at being held on a charge of which I was entirely Inno cent, pave way to a wonder us to just what part I had played In t lie strange series of "events which end ed for me in the prisoner's dock fac ing, as my accuser, a man whose face and figure were so nearly my own that my mother must have diffi culty distinguishing us. It was late afternoon of the day before that, after a week of fruitless learch for employment, I stood pen niless and in despair on the edge of the busy sidewalk, gazing absently ahead and wondering where supper and a night's lodging were to come from. Crowds hurried by unnoticed and unnotlrlng, for I was a stranger in Boston, having come from my na tive New Hampshire town only a week previously, to try fortune in the metropolis. Suddenly I became aware of a strange, uneasy sensation of being watched. That unexpltilna ble Impulse which causes a person to seek out the eyes spying upon one made me turn my head toward a group passing directly behind me. A middle-aged man, well dressed, and with a suggestion of smugness- about his well-shaven chin nnd blue eyes, was watching me intently. He turned his head away quickly and walked on. I watched him for a time, and saw him turn squarely about and ap proach me. "If you will allow a strnni;er the liberty, may I ask whether you are In trouble?" he said. His vole and manner matched his sleek, well the first kind, Interested ones I hnd heard during lhat long, gloomy week, fell pleasantly on my ears. At another time I might have resented his intrusion, nnd answered his ques tion by turning on my heel, hut one carries himself dltterently when one finds himself at nightfall with empty pockets In a strange city. So I ex plained to him my predicament. "Not an attractive situation, cer tainly," he said, when I had fin ished; "hut If you will consent to put yourself at my disposal for say two hours, (his evening, I think you will find It profitable." He paused for my reply, while I, startled by the strangeness of his of fer, sought In vain for the clue to his meaning. "I put. it rnther crudely," ho re sumed, "nnd you, no doubt, nre at a loss to understand whether I am of fering you charity or a hand In some unlawful undertaking. Neither is right. What I should ask of you is hardly a pleasant service, since it has to do with solving a domestic tangle which has led to an estrangement between my son and myself. His frankness nnd convincing manner won me completely nnd a little while later I was hurrying off to the nearest restaurant, two crisp $5 notes In my pocket, and an ap pointment for 8 o'clock with my benefactor. Promptly at the appointed time I found myself standing on the steps of a great gray stone house In a beautiful resldentl.il district, with my new-found friend. On the stairs Inside wo met a ser vant In livery who pnssed my host without notice but bowed to me In stead. I wondered at the strange proceedings, but In another moment was led Into a largo, well-lighted room where a fire burned cheerfully. It was a sort of sitting room filled with heavy comfortable chairs and tables strewn with books. Through a half opened door I caught a gllmpso of a bedroom beyond with soft (luted walls and simple elegant appoint ments. Through this door my host disappeared, closing It behind him after he had drawn a chnlr before tho Are for me nnd Invited me to mnke myself comfortable during Ills absence. From time to time from the bed room came muffled sounds us if heavy drawers were being opened and their contents displaced. For a long time I waited while the fire burned brightly and a drowsiness crept over me. Still my host con tinued his search In the bedroom and did not reappear. I think I must have dozed, for the next thing I knew 1 was seized by a servant and two policemen and was being hurried away to the police sta tion to answer to a charge of theft of the Melton emeralds. You know the rest; how the real thief, my . erstwhile benefactor, was Intercepted and brought back Jusl as he was stepping Into Canada with his booty. I met him of course at the trial and he seemed not in tho lenst upset by the turn his affairs had ta ken, regretting only that he had laused tne worry and notoriety, earnestly hoping that my fortunes had mended and wishing me all the the success in the world. Even the baby In the cradle finds a pretty rocky sort of a world. NPWSPAPERS IN COLORS. Have Been Printed a Scarlet, Mauve and Yellow. Tli Chung Ngol Can Po, which reo. ently celebrated its Jubilee by appear ing on scarlet pages, has had many equally unconventional predecessors. When the stock of white printing paper In the Island of Trinidad once ran out the Port of Spain Gazette made a'brllliant appearance on mauve paper, with a bright yellow Inside supplement, followed by an issue rinted on cerise paper, with a mag enta supplement; a Cape newspaper was once published on brown paper the normal use of which was for par cels, anil two successive issues or a native Journal of Ahmedahad, were a brilliant yellow and a dark green. Even more remarkable was L.e Miiicliolr de Poche Politique, a French dally paper, which was prime! on linen, and served the double pur pose of a news purveyor and a hand kerchief. From tho Westminister Ga zette. Making Money by Giving Advice. Human nature has been very niucti the same since the beginning, an 1 their have always been philosophers and givers of advice. Recently thera have hern translated from monunieiiTi In western Asia, believed to be 8,000 years old, tabloid talks for the benefit of mankind which, but for greater dig nity, In phrasing are not unlike thj sentences of the young men anj young women of the American press who do "plain ami fancy writing by the day or hour," to quote a New York journalist's statement of the n.i iii re of his duties. In the time of Ptah-Hetop, ' wh-j was either " a perfect feudal lord' or had sufficient influence to get that description of himself chiseled lu eu duiiiig stone, It was written: "If thou deslrest that thy conduo should be good, keep thyself from ai attack of bad humor. It is a fatal malady. It causes wife and hiisbanu to hate each other. "better a compliment than rudu uess. "Be not of irritable temper In re gard to thy neighbors. "I et thy countenance be cheerful during the time of thy existence." In the time of Ptan-Hetop these things were engraved laboriously in' on monuments and read by persons w'nn happened along or came especi ally to acquire merit by gaining wis dom. Today they are printed in thousands of one-cent newspapers niiil ten-cent magazines und scattered over the face of the civilized earth so that he who runs cannot escape reading th But just as it befe.l In the days of "the perfect feudal lord," they serve, chiefly, to give em ployment to formulators of advice rather than to prevent any one from av.ildlng an attack of temper, paying a compliment when he harbors a "giouch" being pleasant to the neigh bors or wearing the smile that doen not come off during the time of his pert lily existence. Hut giving advice Is not wholly unprofitable. Doubtless the thinkers wl.o were employed to cut their max ims into the monuments of western Asia 8,0110 years ago were paid, and wer- accustomed to let their mlud dwell upon tho pay rather than t' (...il piuiosopiiy. And the modern space- writers get counin rates, even if they do not succeed In getting their fellow -men to live up to the search lugs of today and of eighty centuries ago. Louisville Courier-Journal. Africa to Furnish Wood Pulp. Africa may help to suve our for ests from being demolished for wood pulp. There Is a grass, known as 'il ia, which can bo grown In the desert region to nn unlimited extent. It U cut and harvested like hny. A Lou dun daily has for some years beeu printed on paper inado of this ma terial. Relief For Sunday Dinner Mother. The working class mother, con tinually kept from church by the nec essity of preparing the Sunday din ner, seems likely to have the problem solved In one town of Uincaslilre, England, by tho serving of a slmpl ready-moked meal from a central kitchen. The hums of Tlntern Abbey. The f.itnous ruins of Tlntern Ab bey, .Monmouthshire, England, are be ing restored as far as the four great arches are concerned, and more exca vations are being made around It in the hope of dialing new buildings. Sounds Like "Tearing Rags. C. Wesley Wootton of Germantown, Pa., who recently pronounced Whit man as "an offensively dirty person." has now referred to Tennyson's poe try us sounding like "tearing rags." Record of Ocean Travel. All records In the transportation of passengers across the Atlantic were broken during the first ten months m' 19(i7, during which 2,000,0(10 travelej across. No Robbers There. Mayor Morrow of Benton Harbor, Mich., threw the key of his grocery store Into the canal five years ago, and tho place has not been locked since. All plain, blunt men do not uso thi still) puns. . A miser can make a sweeping as sertion without throwing away nil dust.