The Forest Republican. (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, August 02, 1905, Image 5

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    Smart &
STORES
A
Careful
OR WOMAN
Will Make a Dollar Go Twice as
Far as a Careless One.
It's not what we earn, but what we save, that counts in
the economy of the household. You can save money here on
all your household needs.
These are the days of low prices.
White Wash Bills.
A gross of white Emhro'uJere l Bella
look just like the 25c ones, only
they're less than half that pi ice lOo.
KnjNer Milk (aloves.
Black and white, all sizes, double
tips ia finders, warranted to wear sat
isfactory, 35c.
Large Linen Hack Towels.
Hemmed all ready for use, au ex
cellent serviceable towel, in a large
size, 11c each.
Great liig Hutli Towels.
Just the kind and size which makes
the bath so enjoyable, 22c.
Milk Shirt Waists.
Handsome Taffeta Crepe d i Chene
and Japanese Silk Waists, in white
and colored, that were 85, $G, $7, $8
now 82 50, 83, 83.50,84.
Ix(ra Bargain.
A case of Hill's Mulin fur 7c.
Eaton Hurlhut pound Writing Ta
perKara and Old Brittany, 17c lb.
MeDnen's Talcum Powder, 13c.
SMART &
OIL CITY, PA.
YOU:
Are just as near the
Oil Cily Trust Company
Building as you are the Tost Office. Mail
us any business you may have and note how
promptly you hear from it.
FOUR PER CENT. PAID T,0
Capital and Surplus, $G00,00O.00.
Business Education
Is the education that pays. A young man or a
young woman with a thorough knowledge of
Shorthand or Bookkeeping can secure a good po
sition at any time ; a position where advancement
is certain if you do what is right. The Meadville
Commercial College has long been recognized as
Tho Loading School of Business
in this section. Modern Methods and progress
iveness keep it up-to-date. Our school is grow
ing, we have taken additional space and the
rooms are being renovated throughout. Let us
put you on our mailing list.
Meadville Commercial College,
:tii:iivim,i:, ia.
The School That Gets Results.
DEMOCRATS BETTER WAIT
Republicans Not Ready to Let Them
Parcel Out Offices.
After surveying the situation In tho
Quaker City through Ms long difitance
6laKse Editor llrown, of the Columbja
County Republican, makes this editor
ial roinineiit:
"Ri'liuhllrnna throughout tho Interior
of tho statu need not bo unduly alarm
ed because of tho big hue uud cry rais
ed by certain reformers over soma
crooked revelations In municipal af
fairs In Philadelphia. Such things
lllto these happen everywhere, nnd
when they do It doeri not. moan that the
party In power la corrupt nnd must bo
turned out. Tim country would be
more anxious did It not hocome more
evident every day that the 'reform la
prompted more by an effort to act up
a rival organization than to really un
cover political or bus-intss rottonnc?.
Why should this not be so when It 1b
noted that Mayor Weaver's right hand
man Is Kx-Judgo Cordon, a discredited
Democrat of Philadelphia, The mayor
certainly cannot divest himself of all
charges of playing to tho gallerluj-jo
long an he nllowa Gordon to b ail an
rnntrnl hlro
Silberbersc
Ian
Fine Imp. Dress Materials
Etamiucs, Crepes, Voiles, Mistrals,
Plaids and Checks; all our fiue 81 to
81 50 goods, 61c
Dressing Sueques.
Made of gond quality Percale, iu
blat-k and white, blue aud white,
Shepard plaids ami other medium
colors. A cool garment to wear on
a hot summer morning, 45c.
Children's Wash Dresses,
As every mother know, are espec
ially well suited for little girls' sum
mer weariug, and the dresses in this
offering are most attractive, particu
laily at their low price. All 81
dresses, ages 8 to 14 years, 50c,
Covert Jaekets.
Although there's many a day ahead
of you tin fall on which you will
Bod comfort in a Jacket, with us it's
time to R'ljost stocks more closely.
All our 812 50 and 813 50 Jackets
at 87 50 .
SILBERBERG,
"Tho Democrata of Pennsylvania
need not get ready to parcel out tht
offices among tliemHelves Just yet Tht
Philadelphia matters will be aettled
In the courts and not In the yellow
Journals and when this la done tht
Republican party will be found doing
business at tho old stand."
Will Vote Straight Ticket
Wepubllcans outside of Philadel
phia will not he disturbed In theli
party fidelity by what may occur In
that city," says Editor Frank J. Oyer,
of tho Hollidnysburg Register. "They
will vote tho straight ticket as here
tofore, nnd sustain by the usual ma
jorities the policies so necessary to
tho wclfnro nnd prosperity of the coun
try and record a united and emphatic
approval of the excellent, capable and
patriotic administration of President
Roosevelt."
Jfot Mncli I.o.a.
"nut," hissed tho heavy villain, "sup
pose our plot should leak out."
"It's so thin It's likely to," shouted a
man in the audience, "but then there's
so little of It you'd hardly mis It"
rnimut'ipmii rrcss.
Big Joke on the House.
Del Valentine says a Swede man
wont from Clay county recently for a
time In Now York. Among other un
accountable things ho did was to buy
a silk umbrella costing $7.60. Then
he drifted down to Coney Island and
into a building where there were
striking bags, lung testers, etc. Com
ing home, he told the rest of the story
u follows:
"Ay luk at lung machine. Man
luk at me een say he bat tan dollar
ay can bust machine. Ay tank so
too. Man say, put ralnstiick down
hare by door en blow yourself one
tarn for luck. Ay say, noo tank yo.
H.ie say, It cost yo not one skyaoode
lum, ay weel stand price youst to see
you brak machine. Ay do eet, en
atan umbrella een corner. Then ay
grab hose een bote hans en blow lak
Sam Hill en got hans of machine
roun past twelaf o'clock. Man say
puff now queeck eu hard. Ay do eet
Ay blow so beeg light all go out
queeck lak flash. Fallar sware lak
sailor en sa what een hal ay mean
be sooch tang. Ay laugh en laugh, et
ba sooch good Joke on house. Purty
soon light coom bak but ma umbrella
been gone long tain. Nice mans who
paid price ha been gone, too. Cashier
she sa ay been only man ever blow
Ilghti out one tarn; an 6he ban mad,
too. But ay laugh, eet been sooch
halof gtide yoke on house." Kansas
City Journal.
Poor Man.
"Do you know why that dress you
bought me five years ago Is like the
brook?" asked the pouting wife.
"Ilecauso It Is a watered silk?" sug
gested the husband.
"No."
"Uecaure there is eo much waist to
It?"
"No, no."
"Because there's a lot of beauty In
It"
"No, no, no!"
"Because there Is no change In it?"
"Well, that's pretty near correct,
but not quite. Because it looks as if
you expect It to go on forever!"
Yonkers Statesman.
Log Cabin Philosophy.
Spite of all the bright sunshine In
dis worl' some mens will go roun
huntln' fer happiness wkl a candle.
No matter how long de sermon Is,
It's better &n de trouble of de outside
worl's, w'lch Is ten mile longer.
Don't trouble yo'se'f 'bout whar d
worl's gwlne to, but how is you gwlna
ter git thoo' it? Atlanta Constitution.
What Father Said.
He What did your father say when
you told him that I wanted to marry
you?
She He said he couldn't afford it
Changed the Month. ,
Mrs. Dearborn Were you married
In June?
Mrs. Wabash Yes, once on the 6th,
once on the 8th, once on the 10th,
and another time on the 10th; but
I've switched off to October; that's
my marrying month now. Yonkers
Statesman.
The Curse of Fashion.
"Are we to make the bricks here
after without straw?" said Moses to
the Egyptian boss.
"Yes," growled the latter; "those
bloomln' new Panama hat conoerns
have gobbled up the whole output."
And Moses sadly withdrew. Puck.
Nothing In It.
"Do you think that a young man
ought to go into politics?"
"No," answered Bronco Bob.
There's nothing In it. I went to a
political convention once. All they
did was to holler and wave their
hands. There wasn't a shot fired."
Washington Star.
-Two of a Kind.
- Hungry Hawkins I wlsh't I know'd
where ter git- a handout."
Tired Tatters Youse reminds me
uv a a&or wot plays a thlnkin' part"
Hungry Hawkins W'ot's de an
swer? Tired Tatters Youse Is allers
thlnkin' erbout sumthin' ter eat.
Obeying Orders.
"Look here," demanded the editor,
"why did you write this story with
red Ink?"
"Because," responded the young, au
thor, "It's an Indian story and you
told me to add local color."
A Sure Way.
"What was It Franklin said? If
you'd have a thing' well done "
"Tell your cook you like It rare,"
Interrupted Subbubs. Philadelphia
Press.
ThompNon's lluronina, Kidney and
LI vor Cure cures and strengthens all the
organs, restoring your youthful health
anil vigor, eooBiulfi. All druggists.
CASTOR I A
Tor Infants and Children,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
IT PAYS
TO ADVERTISE
IN THIS PAPER
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
"Eugenics," Science of Race tmprevt-
ment .
"Eugenics" Is a word composed
from Greek words by Francis Galon,
an English scientist, and defined by
him as the science that deals with
everything relating to the Improve
ment of a race. Its aim Is to repre
sent each class or sect by Ha best
specimens, and then to allow these to
work out their common clvlllratlon In
their own way.
If "eugenics" was practiced the aver
age quality of a nation would be
raised to that of Its better part now,
and men of an order of ability now
rare would become more frequent, be
cause the level out of which they rose
would Itself have been raised.
Among the ways In which the best
specimens of the race may be pre
served, marriage Is one of the most
important. If marriages unsuitable
from the eugenic point of view were
viewed with disfavor, few would be
made.
Mr, Gallon's new word la really sim
ply another name for what Darwin
called "natural selectlon"an4 Herbert
Sp?ncer denominated "the survival of
the Attest." He, however, thinks that
the Improvement of mankind is a mat
ter that the race should take up Intel
ligently and scientifically and not
leave to nature's operation alone.
Hearty Farewell.
The old friends had enjoyed their
three days together. In spite of the
fact that tact was not a conspicuous
quality of either of them.
"You have quite a pretty place here,
John," said the guest, as he took a
final look about him on the morning
of his departure. "Quite a pretty plaee,
though it looks a bit bare as yet"
"O, that '8 because the trees are so
young," said the host, comfortably. "I
hope they'll have grown to a good size
see how much Improved the place will
be," and they shook hands with mutu
al affection and good-will. Youth's
Companion.
Making Cheap Brlcke.
Bricks are now being made of elean
sand and ground quicklime that are
said to be as substantial as granite,
They cost $2.60 per 1,000. The mixed
Ingredients are forced Into a strong cy
linder mold by means of a screw.
After the air has been sucked from the
cylinder hot water Is admitted, the
rock being formed by the resulting
pressure and heat. Country Life In
America.
Goldfish and Mosquitoes.
Prof. W. L. Underwood of the Mass
achusetts Institute of Technology re
ports that mosquito larvae are a favor
ite food for goldfish, and that the In
troduction of goldfish into many small
streams of New England where mos-
i qultoes breed would be preferable to
the use of kerosene in destroying the
pest.
Freak Lightning.
Lightning at Cape Neddlck village,
York, Me., played a peculiar freak
recently. A bolt struck the house of
Silas Norman, passed through the
body of a mason named Fernald, who
was working In the house, killed a dog
at the tatter's side, and set fire to the
building. Fernald was critically
burned.
Languages in England.
Vp to the commencement of the
reign of Edward I., all letters, even
of the most private nature, were writ
ten in Latin. About the time of Ed
ward's accession, French, which had
been the spoken language of the court
from the time of the Conquest, began
to be used in written correspondence.
Peaches and Snow.
On the morning of May 15, 1834, the
people of Bennington, Vt, awoke to
find the ground covered with snow to
a depth of fully six Inches. The ap
ple and peach trees were then In
bloom and the scene presented was. In
the wor d of the chronicler, "gorgeous
but far from encouraging."
Destruction of Pompeii.
Pompeii was partly demolished by
an earthquake In G3 A. D. It was after
ward rebuilt, but was overwhelmed by
an eruption of Vesuvius on the night
of Aug. 24, 79. The' ashes buried the
whole city to a depth of 90 to 125 feet.
Life in Korea.
Tea is almost unknown in Korea.
The diet consists principally of rice,
pork, and dog meat. Beds are not
used; the natives sleep on tho floor,
which Is covered with oiled paper.
Valuable Silver Gray Fox.
Joseph Ganion, of Colebrook, N. IU
recently trapped a silver gray fox In
the Colebrook district. He values the
skin of the animal at 1200, and re
fused an offer of $125 for It.
A Difficult Feat.
A German Inn keeper on the Swiss
border has undertaken, as a result of
a wager, to roll a barrel full of wine
across Switzerland and Italy to Rome.
The Smallest Ponies.
The two smallest ponies In the
world were recently exhibited In Ham
burg. They are so small a man can
carry both of them at once.
An English county Judge recently re
marked : "Not a single case comes In
to court but what there Is perjury on
one side or the other."
The average man will die for want
of air In live minutes; for want
of water in a week; for want of sleep
in ten days.
A man without much Is usually p;'n,!
to enst his lot with a woman who ' .
lots more.
For twenty years I suffered with
bleeding and itching pilen; at times was
confined to the house for more than a
month. Two years ago I began using
San-Cura Ointment and one SOo bottle
made a firm and permanent cure, and
have not been troubled since., I am glad
to give this testimony. Rev. W. F. Gil
hurt, Pleasantville, Pa. Druggists 25c
and 50c. tf
TO CUKE A COl.lt IN ONR DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If It falls
to cure. K. W. Grove's signature Is on
each box. 25c. o25
A3 KNOX VIEWS IT
Republicans Competent to Take Care
of Their Own Affairs.
Under the caption, "Good Advlcs
From Senator Knox," the editor of the
Erie Dally Times says:
"United States Senator Knox, in a
brief Interview on the political situa
tion In Pennsylvania, stated to a Pitts
burg Dispatch representative Wednes
day that he did not see any reason for
resorting to any reform movement to
regulate any evils that may exist In
the Republican party. The senator
stated In a fow, but well chosen words,
his Idea of the situation, and It wait
for tho Republicans to tako care of
their own affairs and to let the Demo
crats do the same thing.
"There are. of course, a good many
people who call themselves reformers,
but who ar mostly soreheads, dlsnp
polnted aspirants for office or hopeful
Democrats who are anxious for a broth
In the Republican ranks for no other
reason than that they may profit there
by. Senator Knox Is a safe, thorough
going, highly respected official, and It
did not take htm long to size up tht
situation and put It in the proper HsM
before the people of this common
wealth. The Republican party will at
tend to whatevor reforms are neces
sary, and there will b no disposition
shown to prevent all sincere reformer!
and good Democrats going along In the
band wagon, but the leader of the bnnd
will be a Republican, and the Republi
cans will attend to the necessary re
forms themselves. That much may as
well be understood first as last"
The soreness begins to go and the
pain to stop from the moment you take
the first dose of Thompson's Barosma or
Kidney Cure. No opiate of any form is
UBed in Its manufacture. Thompson's
Barosma in absolutely lurtnloss and
guaranteed to cure all d lipases of the
kidneys, liver and bladder, also palpita
tion of the heart, nervous debility and
female weakness. Druggists, 50a eud fl.
('auuionlte Otwrrvntlou 1'itra.
"Something entirely new has been
placed on the Overland Limited
trains. It is a 'composite observa
tion' car. It affords women passen
gers an opportunity of enjoying the
cenery with the greatest comfort and
free from the fumes of tobacco smoke.
Throughout the car there has been
plsced a series of steel arches, which
bind sills and sides together and
strengthen the roof in a mauoer which
renders the car almost indestructible."
Chicago Chronicle. The Overlaod
Limited leaves Uniou Passenger Sta
tion, Chicago, 6.05 p. m. daily. Ar
rives San Francisco the third day in
time for dinner. Route Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway, Un
ion Pacific and Southern Pacific line.
John R. Pott, District Passeuger
Agent, Room D, Park Building,
Pittsburg, Pa. a30
State Normal School
Attend the State Normal School at Slip
pory Kock, Butler County, Pa. Advan
tages tirst-claHS, rates low; tuition free to
teachers and to those who Intend to teach.
Fall term begins Sept. 5, 11)05. Send fr
a catalogue. Addrexs
Albert E. Mai.tiiv, Principal.
BOYS AND GIRLS
wmitml in rrrjr Inrrtlity in Hie I'mi! Hit u Uk
uhftcriptlouM fori thriu mh rominiMionft to
ADAMS'S MAGAZINE
(A wliulo year for 10 renin)
The bent a n chettiit monthly horn niRcmini In the
world, containing 'U pftcv, lOxMnirtint. nl ttolwtt'd
rttmiina matter of tiniirttml intci-Hut In tvry lioum.
LihflrnI communion to nolicltorn. Hnd noxtiil cnnl ur
full prirticulnre-unit nubncrlptum Mnnk hook AT (INCH,
ADAMS'S MAGAZINE. 131 W.24th St .H.Y.CIty
WHITE PINE
Flooring, Siding,
and material for
Window Casings
and Inside Work.
A good supply to eelect
from always in stock.
Call on or address
JAS. J. LANDERS,
TIONESTA. PA.
or F. P. AMSLER.
JAMES HASLET,
8uscessor to 8. H. Haslet's Sons.
GENERAL MERCHANTS,
Furniture Dealers,
AND
UNDERTAKERS.
TIONESTA, PENN
to use Lucas Paints t Is
the price low ?
Yes, but there are better
reasons than that.
Lucas
Paints
(Tinted Gloss)
2 go farther than others cover
more surface with the same
amount of paint ; are hand
somer with a fine bright
attractive ftloss that sheds
a itic jirt ami is easy to keep
M clean : are toucher last
t3 loniier : and their looks last
M longer. -
!i Ask your dealer.
John Lucas & Co
Philadelphia
as..'' -
iPbtsffigsssi
3
Fourteen
Handsome high class suits. Many of them copies p
imported pattern suits. Suits the regular price of M
u
of imported patt
Ed which is 10 to f 10.
ri
m
Your choice of any one
If the regular price was 10, price now is $).G7.
If the regular price was f2., price now is $10.07.
Not an undesirable suit in the lot.
As choice and pretty suits as were ever displayed.
End of season here now
W ollll I CtlUll Bttisuu una
1... .1 1
wny inese suits iiuu n yu.
WILLIAM B. JAMES,
AStfJctablc Prcparalionror As
similating thcFoodandRegula
liiig the Stomachs and Dowels of
Iromolcs Digcstion.Chectful
ness and Rest .Contains neither
Opium.Morphine norIincral.
IsotHarcotic.
W. SmJ,
SU.Smv itlfiMrJata
AperTrcl Remedy forConstip.1
Hon, Sour Stonuich.Diarrhoca
Worms .Convulsions .Fevcrish
itcss nnd Loss of Sleep.
Facsimile Signnlure or
NEW YOT7K.
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
THE OLD RELIABLE
LIVERY STABLE,
OF
TIONESTA, - PENN.
S.S.CANFIEID PROPRIETOR.
Hood Stock, flood CarriaKos and Hun
Kim to let upon tho niont reanonalle toriu.
lie will also do
JOB TEL3LIIsra-
All ordors left at the Pont Ollloe wil
receive prompt attention.
lennsylvania
UAILIIOAD.
BUFFALO AND ALLEGHENY VAL
LEY DIVISION.
Takinir effect. May 28tb, 1905.
No. 30 Bull'alo and PitiHburr
KxpreHS, daily except Sun
day 0:53 a. in.
No. 32 Oil City and Pittsburg
Ex resH, daily 8:21 p.m.
No. 032 Oil City Accommoda
tion, Sundays only 5:30 p. in.
For Hickory.Tidioute, Warren, Kinz'.iu,
Bradford, Olean and the Kant :
No. 31 Olnun KxnreNit. lAilv k. in
No. 33 PitMnirn ExpreaB,
uaily except .Sunday 0:10 p. m.
No. H33 Warren accommoda
tion, Suudaya only 2:45 p. ni.
For Time Tablea and additional infor
mation eonmilt Ticket Agent.
W. A ATTKIiBUKY, J. H. WOOD.
General Manager. l'HnNPn)jorTrallic Mur.
GKO. II. ItoYD, Gen'l I'neteiiKcr A
OFTICIAU,
Olliix ) VA National Hank Kuildiinr,
OIL CITY, PA.
Eyes examined free.
Exchmivelv optical.
Electrio Oil. Guaranteed fr
HIieuiiiatiMin, SpraiiiH, Sore
Feet, Paina, Ac. At all dealers
mi v y
SHUT WAIST I
9
SUITS.
of Them.
H4
of them at
?4
ft
and this store's policy is
m il mnniuimii
Ksi
OIL CITY, PA. M
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For Infants and Children.
JLWJMllf'W lllllrt rl
The Kind You Hava
Always Bought
Bears
Signature
of
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
THC OCMTAVR OMFANY. NCW YOfttt CfTT.
A.CUREY, '
VERY
Feed & Sale
STABLE.
Fine Turnouts at All Times
at Reasonable Rates.
Konr of Hotel Weaver
TIONESTA,
Telephone A'o. .
UC-OM-POU-NDi
EwAts proems oh w mcy'J
m mi mi ii n mmi i mwt wii 1 1 ft i u my
Safe, Quick, Reliable Regu!ato-
Ruperlor to othor remedies old at high ririo.
Curo ptirtriinteert. 8n rrMfull v meil .y over
VOO.000 Wotiicn. Prh r, 5 Ontn, li ng
RUtuorliy mail. ToslhiK'iUnU A hookict frcf.
Dr. Lut rail co, Philadelphia, Va
DR. KENNEDY'S
FAVORIT
REIV3E0
Pleasant to Take.
In Every Home.
KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE
Pr. Tlnvhl Konnoil3-' Fnvoriti. 7trmr.lv In n.lni.tnl
tnnlln-'.-A nml Ih.iIi m-mi, itlTnnliiig hrrnvini nl r.s
Bid iih KoliM.y, l!,,l.r ami I.Iv.t ',,,
1'liilnN; curtsC..imii,,ti and Wm.kneit
limiliur to women.
H rnvi'RiH-(wiifi:l In caws whom nil otlirr ninH.
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wloiiKM thisrrmcly isnntrird. II lias r.n nnhro.
km ri'runl of Burrrpi fur over 80 years an.l li.
won hoHix of rm fncn,l8. 3 lultl
Aw yon ndrtins from U'Staw trawbl to
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