a, Smart & ARE extremely grateful ww for the many expressions of congratulation on our opening night. It was successful beyond all anticipation, and our earnest endeavor will be to merit the well wishes which have been showered upon us. Ideal Christmas Store. All the elegant stock of high class Bric-a-Brac, China, Cut Glass, Christal Glass, Statues, Bronzes, lectures, etc, formerly of the Veach Stock Now on Sale. Veach Pictures at half price. Make your own selec tions. Very many of the Fire Sale Goods are still offered at ridiculously low prices. 25 per cent, off on all Kid Gloves. It will pay you to do Christmas shopping here. SMART & OIL CITY, PA. A Peep in Advance at the Best of Everything for Christmas. At present tbe best sight io town U our handsome stock of holiday slip pers. It will give you meo ideas to see our holiday Hoe. It is easy to select from, because it contains ev erything to make people happy, whether they aie old or young. SHOES, SLIPPERS, OVERGAITERS, IE G GINS, SLIPPER SOLES, RUBBER BOOTS. Our attractive holiday display awaits your inspection. Sycamore, Seneca and Centre WUdow IlrCMlng aa a Fine Art. sin one Important department, un molested by public criticism, the ad vertisers have even now established tnstefulness ns the underlying essential principle of their competition. This is In window dressing, a vital part of advertising. The beautiful, not the bizarre; the attractive rather than the startling; the alluring and Interesting are now sought In the window effects of every shop, from the great depart ment store to the little candy kitchen; ' from the basement lights of a modest florist to the long plate glass front of a shoe emporium. Salaries of several thousand dollars a year are paid in cities to the "artists" most skilled In window dressing, and their requisi tions for plants or ribbons totally Ir relevant ns these may be to the stock on sale and designed merely to odd to the beauty of the window picture are honored ungrudgingly. In effect the nierehaiit says, "(iive me a beau tiful window that people will stop and look at, and that yet shall indicate generally the sort of goods I handle, and I do not care what It costs." Charles M. Kobinson In Atlantic. Ire In India. Dr. Wells, a London physician, In ISIS, in ills published essay on dew, was the lirst to draw attention to the curious artlllclal production of lee In India. Shallow pits are dug. which are partially filled with perfectly dry straw. On the straw broad, fiat pans containing water ure exposed to the Hear skv. The water, being a power araa Silberbere SILBERBERG, streets, OIL CITY, FA ful radiant, sends oft Us beat abun dantly Into space. The heat thus lost cannot be re placed from the earth, for this source Is excluded by the straw. Before sun rise a cake of lee Is formed In each vessel. To produce this Ice In quan tities clear nights nre advantageous, and particularly those on which prac tically no dew falls. Should the straw got wet it becomes more matted and compact aud consequently a better conductor of heat, for the vapor then acts as a screen over the pans, checks the cold and retards freezing. Not That Kind. "What did you think of Philadel phia r "I never was more Imposed on In my life," answered Colonel Stilwell of Kentucky. "They told me Phila delphia was famous for its mint, und all they showed me was a place where they make money." Washington Star. Fanny. BorrougliB Mr. Merchant's out, you say? Why, he had an appointment with me here. That's very funny. New Otllce Boy Yes, sir; I guess he Ihonght It was too. Anyways, he was laughln' when ho went out. Too Much For Illm. "Oh, Bees langvlage!" complained the distinguished foreigner. "Your wife he is upstairs when I come In and you cull to hoem: 'Monsieur d'Ksprlt have arrive. Hurry up und come down.'" Chicago ltecord-Ilerald. v. -'" ' ! j f I ; i !! i !' 7 '"7 i ! c K-jia, : . V. . , j . .. . r HON. JAM KS B. WATSON. Prominent for many years in tbe affairs of Marienville, Pa died l that place on the 18lh Inst. A sketch of the deceased H given on the Inside of this Inane. TUa Color of M'nn. The color of the skin In the various nccs of man has never yet been scien tifically accounted for, although muner ius mythological stories have been told ind senseless theories advanced ns rea sons for the remarkable variations in hue. Nor have we any certain data roncernlng the color of the cuticle of the primeval man, the original "lord tt creation." A pretty African legend Is that he was ns black ns the prover bial ncc of apsides and that the present rile color of the Caucasian race Is the result of the scare (Sod gave Adam at the time of the fall. It Is proper to state here that the aine legend snjs that tbe present olack race are descendants of one of Adam's sous that was born and left Kden before tbe great change in color overtook our first parents. The Chi nese believe that the original man was n creature half god and half man and mat ills color came nbout us a result f bathing In a river of liquid gold, "he Mussulmans, the American In llans and several oriental tribes and nations account for their prevailing red r copper color by telling the story of the (irent I'clng creating the first nalr from red kaolin, the common Ore :lay of the potter shops. Best Sclllnn Donk In the World. The Bible Is the best selling look lu the world. It leads, and by a long in terval, r.ll other publications In copies. Murchnse.l In the ordinary channels of trade without regard to what may be called the otllclal distribution. Every bookstore which undertakes to carry n full line of stock sells the Bible. Several Important corporations confine themselves to the manufacture and sale of Bibles, and others find In the Bible their leading feature. Of no other book can this be said. Speaking some time ago of the Insatiable de mand for the Bible as an article of merchandise, an officer of the Metho dist Book Concern said: "I.Ike nil pub lishers, we hove to keep watch of the sale of books lu general, even the most popular, so as not to get overstocked. But this never occurs In printing the Bible. We just keep the presses stead ily at work, and If we happen to find that we have 40,000 or 50.000 copies on hand It gives us no uneasiness. We ore sure to sell them, and we go straight ahead printing." Century. The Dirtiest People In the World. With possible exceptions in tbe cases of Tibet and Lapland we are compelled to admit that the English working classes are probably the dirtiest bi peds in the world, alike In their clothe? and in their persons, nnd that they display themselves In public nnd even travel by public conveyances In condi tions which would not be tolerated in any other civilized country. Nothing like English working class dirt Is ever seen In public on the con tinent ofj Europe unless In Its fur eust ern portions, and dirt is prejudicial to health not only by Its direct physical operation, but, In a still grenter de gree, by reason of the absence of self respect which It entails and which re moves from the dirty man or woman nt least one safeguard against drunk enness nnd against misconduct. Lon don Lnnret paraa-ii. Asparagus, deservedly a favorite veg etable, was extensively cultivated by the ancient Romans, but was not in troduced Into England before 1000. In some parts of Europe the seeds nre used ns substitute for cotTee, und a spirituous liquor Is made from the ripe berries. Asparagus Is both lltblc and diuretic, nnd Its roots used to be ex tensively used In medicine. In some old recipe books directions nre given for boiling asparagus oue hour, but this is a great mistake twenty or thirty minutes Is long enough to cook It sufficiently but there was one sug gestion worth following. Instead of cutting off the white parts It advised that they be broken, saying that If they were too tough to break they were unfit to eat. Sheep Sorrel Pie, A Kansas editor pays tribute to the sheep' sorrel pie, which was one of the luxuries of primitive Kansas. "It was dried apple pie from December Until grass, or until the squaws came around with wild gooseberries. But, happy thought, with the coming of the Johnny jumpup came sheep sorrel, and, with sorghum sweetening, what lovely pies were made! Corn bread and Missouri bacon, sorghum and butter milk, with a quarter section of sheep sorrel pie to finish up! Kansas people of this day and generation don't know what real good llvlntr Is." Pimples, Piles, Eczema Cuts, Burns, Bruises, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Old Snren. Ulcer., Chilblains .Catarrh, Corns, Clitipptnl Htimls nnd Lips, Boils. Carbuncles, felons, Itching, Bleeding, Protrwtnijf l'iles, luseotUittfl. I'oigoa Ivy, and all Skin Diseases are cured bjr San-Cura Ointment Which will mop At once that Itching, hunting pain. We guarantfe UtntMHn-cum ointment will .. - ... ...... ..' ,... .l J ....til H. ....I uui iicni a tin. i airic ui i i j kiiiu until mi- ;puu ia all remove!; thun it h-iila rapidly. Pieveuii 1iukkiiw Ai tuu iwtii MOTHER MIXED CHILDREN UP. What Happened When the Time Carrt I for the Twins' Bath. A family living in West Tenth street Include tlve-year-old twin girls, who so resemble each other that only the mother can tell which la Kate and which Is Grace. On Saturday night, as usual, Kate was taken . Into the bathroom and given a thorough scrub bing. Then her mother, after letting tho rhlld phiy in the water, as a re ward for good behavior, put her on the rug, dried her, powdered her, nnd put her nightie on. At that moment the grocery boy camo, and the mother had to run downstairs and take charge of the provisions. After she had put every tains away she came back, grabbed up a twin and took her to the bath room. The little girl did not sny much, and after the water frolic bus scampered back to her bedroom. There was a whispered consultation between the twins, and they both be gan to giggle. "What are you youngsters laughing at?" asked the mother as she came Into the room. ."Nottlng," they protested. "But you are," insisted the mother. "Tell me this instant." "Well," said Katie, rolling about on the floor In merriment, "you gave me two baths and didn't give sister any." So Ready. Snooks (coming out conversational ly) I think that every woman who la not out-and-out plain considers her self a beauty. Miss ltlnkle Ioes that Include me? Snooks Oh, of course not! Punch. Useless Device. At a suburban auction of house hold goods an active anil successful bidder was a Montgomery County farmer. Ills purchases were piled high In one corner of the room, and he was still eager when a thermome ter was offered. There was no bid ding from any quarter, and the auc tioneer, reaching it out to the farmer, said : "Here, give me a quarter for It and take It along!" "No! Not for me!" said the farm er, backing away. "Why, that's dirt cheap!" exclaimed the auctioneer. "Don't you want a thermometer?" "Xup!" was the decided reply. "I had one a year or two ago, and fool ed around It an' lost time without be ing able to regulate It at all. Why, I couldn't even open the darned thing!" Salt Lake Herald. A Georgia Refrain. Alligator steak en cattish stew -Big yam 'taters, en mountain dew. Lean cow kilt fer de barbecue High ole times In Oeorgyl Co'n In de crib, en cotton in de gin. Money in yo' pocket 'twel he shine !ak sin; Ev'ry cullud nigger wid a 'possum grin HiRh ole times In Georgy! No use sighln' we'n de jug ter fill. No use cryin' we'n de milk done spill; Keep on a-hopln' dat de cow'll staa ole times In Oeorgy! King Edward's Dilemma. "What's the matter, your MajestyT asked the King's equerry. "I wag Just trying to think of some body with a title who hasn't an American wife that I could send M Ambassador to Washington." "Why don't you want to send one who has married an American?" "What! And let her go back there' to spend her money? I want my sub jects to understand that their King la more loyal to the home country than that!" Chicago ltecord-Ilerald. Spelling in this Generation, Itlchanlson is In the primary de partment this year, having graduated himself from the kindergarten which he thought "all nonsense" jnu convulses us with his learning. The very first day he .announced that he had learned to spell hat When asked to do so, he said, "1-e-a." "Oh, no!" I exclaimed. "H-a-t," but he shook his head gravely. "They don't spell It that way now, perhaps they d!l when you were a lit tle girl. Why, didn't the teacher draw a picture of a hat on the board and te'il the class to say, 'I see a hat'?" Youth's Companion. "Mamma," said Dolly after she had listened to a discussion of the day's news, "doesn't the Ixrd know how big this country Is?" "Why, dear." exclaimed mamma, shocked; "what lo you mean?" "Well," replied Dolly, "the people In New York prayed for rain and it luniled way out In Kansas!" Itantb. and liange. . TO CX'ItE A COM! IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists' refund the money if it falls to cure, E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c. o25 CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Btrda Ara Mathematician. The English naturalist, Morris Glbbs, devoted years of study to birds' nests, their formation nnd their contents, and asserts that birds lay their eggs In ac cordance with geometrical lines, so that every inch of space is used to the STeutest possible advantage. Birds which lay many eggs arrange them in circles, the pointed ends turned to the Inside. Others, whose eggs nre elliptic oily shaped, place them In longitudi nal rows. If nn egg Is moved out of Its original position by nn Intruder, It will be found on the following morn ing that the bird has returned It to Its first position. Among tbe numerous and often difficult cases which Glbbs made a mntter of study, not one was found which would not do credit to a mathematician. Cromwell and the Specter. Tho stories of the "White Lady" Jthat periodically visits the German royal family and of the "Little Bed Man" that frequently paid his respects to the great Napoleon are tolerably well known, especially that of the former. But few, perhaps, nre familiar with tho story of Cromwell's "Giant Specter." It appeared to him one night when he was wide awake and quietly resting ou his couch. In appearance the appari tion was a woman of gigantic propor tions. Approaching him she announced in tones like thunder, "Within the year you, my son, will be recognlml as the greatest man lu Britain." Creation of Kalsht. The ceremonies nt the creation of a knight have been various; the principal were a box on the cur and a stroke with a sword on the shoulder. John of Salisbury tells us the blow with the naked fist was lu use among the an cient Normans; by this It was that William tbe Conqueror conferred the honor of knighthood on his sou Henry. It was afterward changed Into a blow with the flat of the sword on the shoul der of the knight. Takea Lnnarer, Husband How Is It that women's club of yours keeps you out so much Inter than it used to? Wife Oh, we've made n new rule that only one mem ber can speak at a time. A Word of Warnlnsr. Wife I must run across the street nnd bid Mrs. Neighbor goodby I'll be back In a second.' Husband Well you'll have to hurry. The train leave In three hours. The War It Happened. She Archibald was always trying tc avoid the girls. Where did he meel the one he afterward married? He He didn't meet her. She overtook lilra A I'nruaun. Mamie Florence's love of truth amounts to a passion. She really goes to extremes. Kittle In wbni respect? Mamie Why, she admits tl.at her best friend Is younger than she Is. AH Serene. "Has Jones an assured reputation aa an author?" "Absolutely. Why, he says he can now turn out poor work all tbe rest of his llfe."-l.lfe. Cautions. Dr. Bill (meeting former patient) Ah, good morning, Mr. Jones! How nre you feeling this morning? Mr. Jones Doctor, does it cost nnythlng If I tell you? Only Wanted a Chanee. Mother IVrhnps . the young man needs a little encouragement Daugh terYes, mamma; I wish you would keep out of sight more while he Is here. If you are to be hnnsod. people won't boast that they used to know you. Atchison Globe. THOMPSON'S BAROSMA, ; KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE. You exist because you breathe, but are you the healthy man or woman you should be? Is existence a Joy to you? If not, ask your physician why. He will tell you 99 times out of 100 poor health comes from derangement of the liver or kidneys, and you will pay him from one to three dollars a visit for treatment. He may cure you. Yet In doing so he will use exactly the same mdlclnes that Thompson's Barosma is composed of. For the small sum of 60 cents, one dollar size if you wish, you may put yourself on the way to com plete recovery. Thompson's Barosma is simple, harmless, pure simple as all things ultimately attained by science are difficult to arrive at, but plain enough when the principles are under atnnri Thnmnaon's Barosma has been tested by time and public opinion, and Is infallible. It is guaranteeo. wouiu you run an engine for ten years with out rlennin It out? Do you think that the human system differs much from an engine? Your kidneys ana liver in HitM t cWeed nn they need cleans ing. Uncared for your engine breaks. Unattended, your system runs aown. Is there any argument? It will cost you 60 cents or one dollar to start on the road to relief (there are two sizes of Thompson's Barosma, obtainable at any druggist's). Is it wise to delay or take chances? Practically every symp tom of Illness may be traced to the liver and kidneys, the main organs of the human system. Thompson's Baros ma will cure you. A GRATEFUL IN, What a N. Y. Central R. R. Engineer Say! About Dr. Kennedy's Cal-cura Solvent. . Kidney disease is very common among railroad men. Nearly nil engineers are troubled with pain in the back, this being one of the results from the constant jar of the engine. Mr. G. M. Geotchius, of Mat. teawnu, N.Y., snys: "I recommend Dr.Ken nedy's Crd-cura Solvent to anyone troubled with their Kidneys and Liver. I have used it with great results. Many of my relatives and engineer friends tell me that nothing elo gives them ns much benefit ns this wonderful medicine. " All druggists, $1.00. Pa. tlc'Gcsr.UoacK OFTIGIA1T. Office ) 7M National Bank Building, OIL CITY, PA. Eyes examined free. Exclusively optical. In anticipation of the greateBti Christmas Business in the store's history wc , have provided hundreds and hundreds of gilt articles. That our effort is appreciated, and. our methods approved, witness ' the . great crowds that daily throng every aisle of this - great store. i : rzL ; Scores of Useliil; Sensible Gifts a 25c, 50c, 75c, and $1.00. Coming to Oil City to do your Christmas shopping? This great display merits your Careful consideration., f , . v , iiiiw .j,. i I, ; ..i im ai..Jg:;.-,Eiv;r-Tr.-,.ii,i iM;m AS III El A Vegetable Preparationfor As similating the Food andQeguIa ting the Stomachs and Dowels of Promotes Digcslion.CheerPuI- nessandHcsi.iontains neiiiter 3)ium,Morphine nor Mineral. otNarcotic. Ay tfoua-smnxpmmR jHx Smum jtiutSnyt fkrrm Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa Oon.Sour Stoiimch, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions ,1 e verish ncss nnd Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. - tt i turiAfa'-aaa ' CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS Hnfr. Ahvnvs reliable. Ididln, uk IniCRlst Ibi iil('Hr.sn:Rit bnulinM In Krd and 44ld meulllo boxen, Healed with blu. rtbbmi. Tah other. Keftiaei dancrroni aubU taUonaaad linllmlioua. Buy of your DniKRUt, or send 4r. In stamp fur Particular., Tentl mlali and Relief fbr Ladle.," In lellrr, b re) urn mall. 14,000 1'eatunoulaia. SolUI)7 ail UruairlKta. CHIOHBBTEB OHBMIOAI, CO. 10 Hadlaon. 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The Kind Yets T Always Bo:: j Bears j Signature o r For Over thirty Yearr tmi Minwa ommkt. an voaa em. the . i ( 3 m 3 Write today for weekly price-list W pay the hlgheet market prleee for; Hides, Calf-Skins, Pelts and Tallo- "In any size lots Promrrt navinents i reputation 10 years' fair dealing Ear.. references furnished , Force. Sauer & Co. South Canal St ALLEGHENY, PA. THE OLD RELIABLE Si W if fl5-fc'j f7t'' LIVERY STABLE, OF TIONESTA, - PENK. S.S.CANFIEID PROPRIETOR Good Stock, Good Carriages and . f lea to let upon the most reasonable terui- ie will also do JOB TEJLLJIsra- All orders left at the tout Office wi! receive prompt attention. A.C.URE Feed &Salo STABLE. Fine Turnouts at All Times at Reasonable Rates. Rear of Hotel Weaver TIOKESTA, IF.A.. Telephone No. 30. LIVERY