Smart L Silberbers: STORES Trade Whore They CSive You Co-Operative Trading .S lamps. In Full $29 for $35 Rugs. $17 for $20 Bugs. Large rugs are more and more taking the place of carpels. The grow ing tendency is apparent in new houses, io reconstructed old ones and in all homes that are called model. That's one reamm vhy this a juouueement is bound to attract widespread attention. Another reus n is that these offers are made right at the beginning of the season, and the third is the economy that our special prices stand for. These rugs are !)xl2 in size fresh and new and are in over a dozen different patterns and colorings. Such fine values at regular prices that the demand for them is steadily increasing. Royal Wilton Iiugs, rich Persian patterns, floral and open ceutre effects, beautiful colorings, 9x12 feet; $35 value for $29,00 Tapestry lirussels Hugs, in best quality, small deigns, floral pat terns and medallion centres, 9x12 feet, $20 values at $17.00 More Extra Values in Curtains. As great oaks from little acorns grow, so a great stock of curtains grew from the small lots we gathered among many manufacturers and importers. Here and there, whereve we found worthy surplus lots to be had at an un der price, we bought. The result is we have a moat attractive lot of very specially priced Curtaius. 500 Gloria Rain Umbrellas, 79c. If you doubt for a moment that these are a bargain, compare them with any SI Umbrella you ever saw. We don't claim that they're as good as any dollar'oueswe claim they're better ; we thiuk, without exageration, they're the equal of any umbrella you ran find iu town at $1.50 8ple did quality gloria 8'lk, paragon frame, steel rod, straight or crook bandies. Yo i'll say they're the best value ever offered you yet. SMART & SILBERBERG, OIL CITY, PA. It Never Thompson's Barosma has never been known to fail to cure any disease of the Kidneys, Liver and Bladder; also Rheumatism, Sciatica, Palpitation of the Heart, Nervous Debility, and Female Weakness. Thompson's Barosma reduces all the inflammation, neutralizes the acid and dissolves gravel, carrying off all matter that is poisonous to the blood, stomach, heart, kidneys and liver. It is purely vegetable and pleasant to take. No opiate in any form is used in its manufacture. It can be taken by all ages and has cured many children of non-reteu-tion or bedwetting. "I had been troubled with rheumatism ever since I was eighteen years old, and when I went into the drug store I had little faith in Tlmmpsnu's Harosma. I have taken six bottles of Barosma and am better than I have been in twelve years. I can work every day, somethintr I had not done in ten yenrs. Thompson's Barosma regu lates my whole system and I nm stronger and better in every w ay, and am glad to bear this testimony. Thanks to Thompson's liarosma." Johnson N. Dunn, Troy Center, I'enn'n. If costive, Thompson's Daudelion and Mandrake Pills should be taken with Barosma. They are purely vegetable and do not gripe. Smith Surprise Sprinq Bed. VEnMIS PROOF. DOES NOT SAG. MM PM i The Smart A MAGAZINE OF CLEVERNESS. Magazines bli iuld have a well-defined purpoee. Genuine, intertuinmcnt, amusement aud mental recreation are the motives of The Snitirt S'f, the THE MOST: SUCCESSFUL OF MAGAZINES. Its novels (a complete oue iu each number)are by the most bril liant authors of both heinisplieies. Its short KloricH are matchless cleau aud full nfhumaa interest. Its pot'try covering the entire field of verse pathos, love, humor, tenderness is by the most popular poets, men and women, of the day. Its jokt'H, witicisniM, hkcfi'IlCN, etc, are admittedly the most mirth-provoking. 160 PAGES DELIGHTFUL READING. No pages are wasted on cheap wearymir essays and idle discussions. Every psge will interest, charm Subscribe now 82 50 per year. order, or registered letter to Till, NJI A.KT SET, 452 Fifth Avenue New York. N. JJ.-SAMPLE COPIES SENT FREE ON APPLICATION. Hedeemable Value. Fails. MANUFACTURED BY J. XV. l'JLIMPTON & .SOX. OIL CITY, PA. Positively will not Hammock. Ea sily Kept Clean. Does not require a heavy mattress. Your old straw or feather bed will give good Hatisfaclion. For pale by S II. HASLET'S SOS. Tioiitsta, Pa. Set illustrations, editorial vaporings or and refresh you, Remit in cheque, P. 0. or Express UNCLE SAM'S WONDERS All Executive Departments Send Treasures to the World's Fair. Display Installed In the Largest Gov rnmental Exposition Building Ever Constructed Precious Docu ments Relics of Famous Statesmen and Soldiers. Working Postal Exhibit. The United States Government build ing at the World's Fair occupies an elevated site just south of the main picture of the Exposition. The great central dome of the Government build ing la visible from the very center of the Fnlr, looking across the picturesque sunken garden tnnt lies between the rnhices of Mines tiud Metallurgy and Liberal Arts. The hill slope in front of the Gov ernment building is terraced with broad stairways nlmost completely covering the slope. The building Is 800 feet long by 250 feet wide nnd Is the largest structure ever provided at an exposition by the federal government It Is distinguished from nil the other large buildings at the Exposition by the steel truss construction, the entire roof being supported by steel arches, forming n splendid domed ceiling. In this building are installed the ex hibits of till the executive departments of the government. The building is a vast storehouse of an endless variety of treasures dear to the heart of every true American. Precious documents are to be seen here, mid the autographs of our great men of the past are on display. Itelics of famous statesmen nnd soldiers, carefully preserved through generations, aw exhibited. Each governmental department has In stalled an exhibit showing its otbclal character and mode of operation. Entering the Government building from the eastern end, the visitor sees at bis left a railroad postolilce car. Tills Is not a mere conch standing Idle, LOUISIANA PUKCHASB MONUMENT, WOltLD'S FAIK. but Is one of the most improved mail curs, In which men attached to the United States railway mail service are actively engaged in "throwing" the malls. Here you will see the postal clerks nt work, just as they work while speeding along a railroad track. A curious collection of old time rel ics from the postotllce museum at Washington illustrates as no verbal description can do the crude begin nings of the postal system. One of these relics is an old fashioned stage coach that once carried United States mails through a portion of the Louisi ana purchase territory. President Roosevelt, who once Inspected it, ex amined with a rough rider's Interest the bullet holes which stage robbers and mountain brigands shot through Its stiff leathern curtains. Generals Sherman and Sheridan nnd President Garfield rode in this old coach during the strenuous days of frontier life. Among the collection of documents showing the primitive postal methods In vogue in the early days Is to be seen the old book of accounts kept by the first postmaster general, Benjamin Franklin, nil written by hand. There Is a rare collection of stamps, includ ing ancient Filipino, Torto Kicnn and Cuban stamps. The postolilce depart ment's exhibit occupies 12,409 square feet. Across the nlRle, at the light, Is the exhibit of the new Department of Commerce nnd Labor, occupying 1,00(5 square feet. This exhibit shows what the new executive department stands for and what it is accomplishing. Mr. Carroll I. Wright, United States Com missioner of Labor, had charge of the preparation of the exhibit. Charts ar ranged by him, showing the rapid growth of the nation In agriculture, arts, manufacture, population, etc., are of speclnl Interest to sociologists nnd nil students of the hibor problem. The Census Tturean exhibit is made in this section. It shows the tabulating ma chines vised In compiling the census re ports. The Lighthouse P.oard, also op erating under tills department, shows the great revolving lenses in light houses, with other Interesting appli ances. The space In the projecting north west corner of the building Is devoted to the Library of Congress. The edi fice which houses tills library at Wash ington Is held by many architects to he the most beautiful building In the What Shall We Have for Dessert? This question arise'! in the family everyday. Let us answer it to-day. Try a delicious and healthful dessert. pared in two minutes. No boiling I no baking! add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors: Lemon, Orange, Rasp berry and Strawberry. Get a package at your grocers to-day. io cts. Ifl :, I .. -j ?iX , Prc- KEEPING CUT FLOWERS FRESH. Properly Washed and Fed the Blos soms May Last a Month. . "Cut flowers when properly treat ed," said a Sixth avenue florist, "can bo made to look fresh for three or four weeks. "Every night take them out of the vases and thoroughly rinse the stalks under a faucet, removing with the fingers any decomposed matter. Then put them to bed for the night In a basin of strong soapsuds, but be care ful not to allow any water to touch the blossoms. The soapsuds supply a certain amount of nourishment. In the morning rinse the stalks under the water again, and. as each blos som is arranged for the day In the vase of fresh water, snip off a tiny portion of the stalk with a pair of scissors. Always carefully trim away any faded part. "Food for the day Is supplied by sulphate of ammonia, a few drops of which should be added to the water put Into some dark, cool place say a pantry as It Is not good either for the flowers or the household that they should remain all the time in the liv ing rooms. "To revive cut Mowers put them Into warm salt water, to which has been added a few drops of sulphate of ammonia. "Cut flowers are constantly sent by express and through the malls, but seldom In such a fashion as to pre serve their bloom and freshness. To effect this, pack them In n light wood en box lined with cotton or wadding, laying over this a sheet of tissue paper. Then lay the flowers, not on top of each other, but in rows, aide by side, the blossoms of each row on the stems: of their ne'ghbors. Pack close ly, otherwise the flowers will be dis placed and injured In the journey, ltefore packing they should stand in water for several hours In order to absorb moisture enough to keep them from withering. It Is not good to sprinkle them too heavily after they are In the lox, for without air this Is likely to produce mildew." New York Mail and Kxpress. A Sailor's Story By Himself. An old sea captain, who wooed and won his wife in a very brief courtship, is wont to describe with deep-chested chuckles the plight from which he res cued her at their first meeting. It was In the early days of the crinoline, and the girl, dressed in her best, had come down to the wharf to meet her father, also a captain, whose vessel had been sighted at the mouth of the harbor. The wind was strong, and she soon found herself in dilliculties, says Tit Bits. "First I ever saw o' my wife," says the captain, "she was a gal a fine, able, saucy-looking craft, all sail sot an' scudding before the wind straight for the end o' Tlmmin's Wharf, let ting off distress signals as she went. Her canvas was more'n she could stand up under, an' she knew It; but she couldn't take in sail, an' every sheet and stay held, an' there she druv straight for the end o' the wharf an' fifteen feet o' water. She was in distress, an' I tell you she let folks know it! You'd oughter heard her. Foghorns an' minute guns are whispers to a howling hurricane side o' the yells she kep' letting off all the way; but she couldn't help herself, and there she druv. " 'Ahoyl' sild I. 'Something wrong, my gal, ain't there? Seems to me you don't mind your helium,' and with that I put out my arms straight an' she blew Into 'em. gasping out, 'Stop me!' An' stop her I did. witli the loose ends of her rigging whipping round my ears, and her lingers clinched in my collar, she was that skeered. " 'K easy, says I, 'e-easy. now, nnd don't you worry, miss. Here you be brung to 'longside o" Pill Farnaby, safe In port an" all's well. Only next time you're out when It's blowing half a gale, jest you take a reef in thera togs, grapple to a fence post, or keep a mile away from the ocean.' " 'Thank you,' says she, dropping my collar an' turnin' pink, 'I will, Capt. Farnaby; but this time there wasn't any fence post.' " 'There was a man, an' that does as well,' says I. "'An' I think maybe it does, Capt. Farnaby,' says she; 'if he's kind enough not to mind beln' choked.' " 'What's a little choking?' says I. 'Choke away! And next month we was married." Mr. Bailey's Singing Hen. J. M. Pailey of this city is the proud possessor of a very remarkable hen that can sing and dance as good as any person. Mr. Bailey says the fowl learned the art when she was raising her first brood of chickens. He used to feed the chickens from a pan and make the mother stand back. She would make such a fuss when he treat ed her this way that he would be compelled to notice her. She kept on this way, and every time the chicks were to be fed she would Immediately begin to sing in her own language in order to attract his attention and pet her share of food. He has her trained so now that the Bight of a good morsel of food will make her sing for quite a while. Danville (Ky.) Advocate. New Submarines for France. France has just ordered the con struction of six submarines of a new type that devised by Naval Engineer Mangas. They will be the largest yet built, aa when submerged they will have a displacement of 4."0 tons. The contract calls for twelve knots an hour under water. Sugar cane and bananas can be raised in Colombia at altitudes up to C.tKX) feet. NnlloiinlliiiiHlHt Aniilvrrnnry, ClRvrlRiiit, O Tickets on sale via Nickel Plate Koad, May bill), 17 and 18th. One fare plus US cents for round trip. Good returning un til May lilith. I, unit extended on appli cation. See nearest aizent or address A. Showalter, 1). P. A., 807 State street, JCrlo, l'a. USmis CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature A Farmyard Chorus. We decided among ourselves to In troduce Hawkins to another of our na tional institutions, and accordingly we arranged one of those farmyard choruses. "Now, then," we exclaimed, beam ing around at the company. "wj'U have a farmyard chorus. F.nch of ns will make a noise like some farmyard animal. Some will cluck, some will squeal. Now I'll whisper to each of you what part you are to take, and at a given signal you'll all make as much noise as you can." "That's old," commented PIMv !- we stepped heavily on Billy's foot and he limped to the sofa to nurse h, in self. We then went to each of the com pany. . "Crow like a rooster," wo whlspeied to Hawkins. Then we stood Importantly iu the middle of tho room aud gave the sig nal. Hut no one peeped! On the sofa Billy chuckled. "I say, George!" remarked Hawkins. "I beg your pardon, but I've clean for gotten what it la you asked mo to do." "Crow!" we testily replied, scowling at the chuckling William. "Stupid of mo to forget It," mur mured Hawkins. He. arose from his chair and flapped his arms seriously. "Cock a doodlodoo!" he cried with spirit Oh, these F.ngllshmeu! These Eng lishmen! Sometimes we think It la born In them. Other times wo think It is acquired. Unreasonable. luring a municipal election In a town In the west of Scotland a young lady who was canvassing on behalf of one of the candidates called at a house the door of which was opened by Ihe good wife. . "I have called to solicit your vote on behalf of Mr. ," said the young lady. "But It's not me that's got the vote; It's ma man," replied tho woman. "Yes." said the young lady, "but 1 thought you might perhaps use your Influence with him." "Me lnflooence him?" paid the good wire. "I hiv nae intlooence wl hhn. Only this morning I askit h'm to wash the floor afore he v?nt out, and he wadna dae It." Tit-Bits. Changed. "They say her parents are com mon." "Not at all. But I understand they were so before they got their money." Illustrated Bits. It Worried Him. We gazed upon the beauties of the Venetian scene with bated breath. "Behold!" cried our guide. "Behold the witching lights upon the restless water! And hark! Sh! "Tl3 the ring ing voice of the merry gondolier!" "That may be," cried the man from Kansas. "You probably know your business and it's not for me to con tradict you. But I Just want to tsll you all right here and now that I haven't had a good feed of corn since I left home, and I'm beginning to miss It, too, by tiorry!" He Was Warned. "They say," said Mrs. Oldcasile, "that Mr. Faddlethwaite, who used to belong to our church, has become an agnostic." ' Is that so? .loslah used to take his lunch nt the same place he did down town, and he says be often warned him that he'd get it if he didn't give up eatin' so fast. Chicago Itecord-IIcr-ald. Brain and Brawn. Do you gain your living by your 'n tellect? Then do not allow your arms and legs to grow stiff Do ycu ?irn your bread by your pickaxe? Do not forget to cultivate your mind and to enlarge your thought. French Medi cal Itevlew. Feminine Way. He Look at that woman on the other sido of the si root wnvln,: her hands about her head. Is she pi"" .'Ic ing physical culture? She Mercy, no! She's do ;-'!ig her new hat to another vr.:vt -; nebec .lournul. S .ice I net. "Where will I get a mirr'nc license?" asked a young man n the City Hull. "You might try the Bureau r.f in cumbrances," replied the man with the bald head, as he passed on. Yrikers Statesman. Discovered. Church Who was the auth'-r of "The Mistakes of Moses?" Gotham His typewriter, I suppose. Yonl.ers Stjitrsmaa. V. M. ('. l onvriilloii, llnllnlo, N. Y. Tickets nn sale at all stations of the Nickel Plate Koad May 10th, 11th and I'Jth at one tare nlns '" cents fur round trip. Cond rcturniiiK May i!:M. See nearest agent or address A. C. Showalter, I). V. A.. SOT Slate St.. Eiie. Pa. 2Ktlmll """ ,aisssBssssMsssiissia",, J. 0. Scowden, Wagons, Carriages, Buggies. How are you fixed io any of these very ueco'sary articles? Drop in at any time and let us show you what we have iu stock, or what we can build for you on very short notice. Of course our guarantee goes with everything in this line. Hardware ! Hardware ! The most complete stock in this section is to bo found here, either in shelf or heavy goods, tools, cutlery or the like. FAEMERS Are filled out here in anything they neen We luivo a nice stock of both the Syracuse and the Jiisscl I'lovvu on hand, and every farmer knows the merits of these goods, No faucy prices. Don't buy till you fee the in. Garden tools of every kind and variety. Stoves. In a Stove or lxango we know you inouey, seo if we can't. J. C. SCOWDEN, Agctable PrepnralionTor As similating lUcRxxlanrlRcgiila Ung theStoinachs and Dowels of Promotes DigeslioivChecrliil nessandncst.Contains ncitltcr (Mum.Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. arvv aroujk-xwinptrcusR Mx Xmn jlniir.Snd Hi CartulvilrStia CtnnheJ iipr Aperfecl llometly forConstipa Tion. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcrish ncss nnd Loss of Sleep. Fac Simile Signature or NEW YOnK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. THE OLD RELIABLE LIVERY STABLE, -OK- TTONESTA, - PENN. S. S. CANFIELD PROPRIETOR. Uood Stock, Good Carriages and IIiik flea to let upon the inoct rouaouable teruiH, le will rIho do job TEiLinsra- All orders left at tho Pont Olllee wil receive prompt attention. We promptly olitnln U. 8. and F Send model, Bkutult or photo oi Invention in freeruporton patentability. For free bock, i lowtoyocureTRAnC-llflDlfC wnn ratents nntl I llnUL lllnillvu ti Opposite U. S. Patent Office WASHINGTON D. C. Easy and Quick I Soap-Making with BANNER LYE To make the very best soap, simply dissolve a can of Mannsr Lye in cold water, melt $i lbs. of grease, pour the Lye water in the grease. Stir and put aside to set . Full Directions on Every Packaje Uanmr Lye is pulverized. The can may be opened and closed at will, per mitting the use of a small quantity nt a time. It is just the article needed in every household. It will clean paint, floors, marble and tile work, soften water, disinfect sinks, closets and waste pipes. Write for booklet "Lus of Banner Lye" free. The Penn Chemical Works, Philadelphia WANTKD: Men or women local rep resentative fur a liiuh class irm!H y.ine. Larue commissions, t'asli prizes, Write J. N. Trainer, m Kast Washington Square, New York, N. Y. ti' oreln Ranges. we can please you and save : TIONESTA, PA, For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TMS OtWTMM OMMRV. MtW VOIW CITY. Make Your Mark In The World! Don't be satisfied to work along in the same old way for low wages. We can help you carve out a suc cessful career. Thousands have increased their salaries by following; our plan. We can train you in spare time, and at small cost, for any of the following1 positions: Mechanical, Electrical, Steam, Civil, or Mining Engineer; electrician ; Surveyor; Architect; Draftsman; Bookkeeper ; Sten ographer ; Teacher; Show-Card Writer; Window Dresser ; or Ad Writer. 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